#akainus there ig

[mitskikissme]

Happy late bday to luffy

[crocodilenjoyer]

THERE'S A GLOBAL DRAFT???? oh my god?????

can’t get over the way that before becoming an admiral, fujitora wasn’t even military. obviously there’s more going on and it’ll be expounded upon eventually, but why did they hire him in the first place. was it for his meteor strike?? because it sure as shit wasn’t for his ability to take orders

[mamamittens]

Fun idea to put a pin in if I ever do another big-ish reader insert story. Hopefully one day I'll be reminded of this post and not forget the plot twist.

Anyway! Good old fashioned isekai with ordinary reader, they like being ordinary, they don't want these crazy ass powers or anything to do with any of them. Period.

And an almost extension of this is that powers... Don't work right around them. Like, yeah, sure. Marco can heal them (a bit slow) and he's not suddenly crippled when around them. Luffy is still rubber. Akainu can still fling lava around. But everything is just a little... Off the closer it gets to the reader. Luffy is quite resilient but it's more like incredibly flexible. Akainu is hot to the touch but can't actively drop lava. Marco has to move away before he can transform. And if they happen to be next to the reader... They can swim.

Haki is worse. They can't be perceived or predicted. Armament may as well not exist. And conquer... Like they're just being stared down. They may be uncomfortable, but they're more likely to think the other person is trying not to shit themselves. Environmental damage is significantly lessened around them so even that's not a give away.

It's like a realism filter is around them at all times, bending but never breaking. To the point that the reader thinks people are lying about the crazy bullshit that seemingly only happens just out of reach all the time.

The trouble is them trying to just go home and everyone wanting to know how the fuck they're doing that shit.

No plans for who or when or where, just a fun reader insert idea.

So feel free to remind me of this later IG

[an-au-blog]

in cheaper by the dozen, what if marine ford sorta happened? like ace got arrested by Akainu who was a dirty cop, and got badly beat up, so Whitebeard showed up and beat the shit out of Akainu? In the end no one is dead, but they end up with scars where the cannon versions had fatal wounds maybe? I just like angst okay.

omg I recently read a fic where Akainu was a dirty cop!!! It was soooo good, it's a vamp!luffy lulawlu (here's the link if you want, mind the tags)

Okay, yes. Here's how I see it

Ace had been considered a delinquent since he was young, he bounced through foster homes full of people who thought they could "fix him" but it didn't take much time for him to be deemed "a problem child". As soon as he was old enough, he was registered in the system with vandalism and petty theft. It was always penalized with fines and social services. Coincidentally the time that he spent in the social services made him grow a sense for the injustice with which the common folk were treated with and the corruption in the government. And also coincidentally, it was while helping, perhaps in illegal ways or not, that he had his reunion with he long presumedly dead brother - Sabo. It was awkward as they almost got caught red-handed and Sabo didn't recognize him at first, but after they avoided the authorities, Ace tried his damnedest to jog Sabo's memory and eventually it worked. That's how Ace started helping a nonprofit (and non-public) organism they called the revolutionary army from time to time.

He never did anything too big or grand, but while doing what he could, he was spotted by a police officer that hated him more than most - Akainu. He was afraid that the police officer would report him, as most would, but things turned for the worse when he was ambushed and almost killed by him while he was trying to find out what the revolutionary army knew and who was their leader. He never had justice in mind, he wanted to know if they were aware of the government's deeds that Akainu helped cover up. Ace was thankfully saved after Whitebeard (his adoptive father) and others from his family worried that he had gone radio silent - they spread out through the city in search of him. (Ace often disappeared for days sometimes weeks, but he never ignored his family if they were trying to get ahold of him, he would always send them pictures of how he somehow ended up in the desert, or in japan, or just a quick excited message about him meeting Luffy at a hotdog eating competition or something)

Akainu found out that Ace's family is searching for him, so he shot him, hoping he would die on the spot (he didn't). First to run there was Luffy, he tried to tackle him, fight thw gun off of him and he would have managed to hit him enough times to tackle him to the floor (having the advantage of the element of surprise), but Akainu grabbed a knife he had on him and slashed at his chest enough times to make Luffy get dizzy with the loss of blood and pass out. When Whitebeard found them, Akainu had forsaken both weapons and tried taking them back as to both defend himself and not leave evidence. But he was too slow and Whitebeard started mauling Akainu. He heard his son groaning in pain, realizing they weren't dead and his grief was too heavy to bear, letting the policeman run away in favour of calling an ambulance and mourning his sons who were barely holding on. None of them thought that any of them would survive, but they did.

Many lawsuits, lying witnesses and fake evidence later, it was ruled as self defense in favor of Ace, but there were other repercussions since he was a previously convicted man and had a record with the law (idk how the judicial system works well enough to say what it would be but pretend that I described it well enough ig)

[lenny-rambles]

About "in another life (and in this one as well)"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39941298/chapters/100016535

Title: in another life (and in this one as well)

Author: tibuki

Relevant tags ig: zolu, timetravel, fluff

A cute time travel post-wano ZoLu fic! Real good, definitely a delectable read for any ZoLu fans. Maybe more so for main Zoro fans, because it's kinda Zoro-centric.

Let me start by saying I ADORE time travel fics. The possibilities they generate for angst are just *chef's kiss*. However, this is not an angsty fic, it's fluffy with the right dose of shenanigans for a 3.9K word work. Also, this is all my own subjective opinion, with no ill intentions to anyone, so please keep that in mind.

Now, spoilers for the fic and the Wano Arc ahead, BEWARE.

The way that old!Zoro knew from the start not to say anything because Luffy wouldn't want a boring adventure is SO on point! Robin deducing THEY got married because Nami officiated the wedding IS such a Robin thing to do, I love her so much.

AND JEALOUS YOUNG!LUFFY AAAHHH. I know we all know Zoro is DEVOTED to the man, but I really like it when people also show Luffy's possessiveness and adoration for Zoro. We do forget sometimes that Luffy WENT SEARCHING FOR HIS SWORDSMAN, ahh, I love them.

Oh! And jealous Sanji? Absolutely perfect. He CANNOT understand for the life of him why someone would choose anyone, LET ALONE ZORO, over Hancock. And to be fair, he has a point! Anyone not interested in men would absolutely pick Hancock over Zoro. Maybe even people interested in men would pick Hancock over Zoro. But this is not about any person. This is about Luffy and Zoro, and how it's always been just them!

It's just, really nice. Young!Luffy saying "ah, all right, you can keep it then!" EXCUSE ME?! This man was GOING TO TAKE OLD!ZORO'S RING?!!! What a petty thing to do, I love it. AND THE KNUCKLE KISS. THAT'S SO TERRIBLY DEVASTATING. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!! Young!Luffy's brain just shortcircuited right then and there, beautiful.

AND THE SCAR MOMENT!!! Can I get more appreciation for scar moments in ZoLu Fics? Like, you guys, scars work so different in the OP canon. We know these people have been stabbed, punched, and went through basically every hell imaginable and the number of scars canon to them is actually really low!!! Like, Zoro's got 4 (1 each foot, the chest, and the eye) and Luffy's got 2 (under the eye and chest). I like the theory that scars only appear when it's an emotionally cathartic moment, when some BIG FEELINGS happen.

So old!Zoro having a burn scar over his heart, matching with Luffy, can only mean so many things, you know? He is, once again, willing to lay down his life in exchange for Luffy's, and looks like it could've been on instinct, not something old!Zoro actually planned for. All the same though, 'cause THE MOMENT young!Luffy sees the scar Zoro Knows he's not going to like it. And the implication of Luffy killing Akainu in the future? Incredible, great!

Also, before I forget, and it was a short scene, merely a few dialogues, but I adore when people get Zoro's Conqueror's Haki to show. Like, honestly? I think about both Luffy and Zoro being Conquerors a lot, but the fic is not about that, so I won't delve too much into it. But the reaction of crew, as if they didn't expect him to have it? It just shows how much the crew (and a lot of the fans, let's be honest here) have internalized how down-bad Zoro is for Luffy, and so don't really see him as a leader.

The off-hand comments about Law are funny! Poor Law, stuck on a friendship with the Straw Hats that will transcend all their lifetimes, sucks to be you. They truly only do what they want, and Law's gotta deal with it, oh well! I just wanna know what Law was trying there? Like, man, how do you even fuck up a shambles that badly? Hold on, now that I think about it. It could've been just Zoro getting lost in the shambles. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest. And Law has to sort it out on his own lmao.

And we'll, the end? The younger versions of them confessing and holding each other?!!! AHHHHHHH It's great, fantastic, awesome. I just really liked the way Luffy's mannerisms came through, I know it's difficult to get them right, so the author did a great job there!!! If I might say something I wasn't the biggest fan of, was young!Luffy's hesitance when talking about their feelings. I'm just nitpicking here, it just doesn't match the way I picture Luffy in my head, but Luffy IS a hard character to portray, in any media, so once again, great work author. It ended sweetly so no harm done.

Now, young!Zoro's reaction to the old!crew? Incredible! He's just SO CONFUSED, old!Luffy might be taller than him! Sanji finally let his hair grow and Usopp's got muscles!!! (let's go Sanji and Usopp's character growth being reflected in their appearance, looking like they are most comfortable with, truly loving themselves) (sorry I just love them as well). The time young!Zoro spent in the future seemed so little in comparison, but it's really entertaining nonetheless.

And finally, when both Zoros are on their respective times, the conversations they have are just- I love my dumb funny pirates. Luffy's may be a bit dumb but he's not stupid!! He knew how to get Zoro to kiss him!!! I love a sly Luffy, even if only he and I think he's being sly. In the end, they are both no-nonsense, so they share a kiss rather sooner than later. Adorable, sweet ZoLu kisses that are just perfect to tie up their side of the story.

And now, the very last scene of the fic, ANOTHER SCAR MOMENT WOOOOOOO. They wake up in their bed many years later and suddenly there's not a burn scar anymore in old!Zoro's chest, and old!Luffy's reaction is also peak Luffy reaction. The tenderness they share, almost afraid it's a dream, agh, my heart!!! The time travel is actually able to change the future so they get to prevent 1 bad thing, and get 1 good thing before. I see this as an absolute win.

All and all, it was a very good fic, would recommend if you like sweet ZoLu stuff. It is well-written and made for a good insomnia past-time.

Anyways, thanks for reading my ramblings about this. Please read the fanfic and then some more.

[humanoidtyphoons]

akainu is a character i haven’t missed, but that goatee is something i have to get used to ig

it does make me wonder about kizaru tho

[myahandthewolf]

“Luffy! You’ve always been like this! You’ve never even listened to me…and always done such crazy things!”

[meatmuncherlol]

Adventures of 9 year old Kizaru, 6 year old Akainu, and Baby Aokiji part 2

*After robbing the village*

K: Wasn't that fun?

A: NO! IT WASN'T! Its a disgrace to us future marines to rob an innocent village!

K: Hey calm down a bit, we're still kids so we're still not marines yet. We can do whatever we want!

A: You have a point..

Bb A: *babbling noises*

K: Oh look! Kuzan is deciding to speak

A: I could care less. Anyways, we got food for the past couple of weeks. Now we just need a spot to set up camp

K: I saw a pond earlier that has a clear spot where there's freshly cut trees

A: Great! Lead the way!

*They arrive at the spot*

A: Borsalino, you get firewood and water, I'll get camping stuff

K: How about Kuzan? We can't just leave him here!

A: Then you take him

K: I can't! My hands will be packed with stuff!

A: Fine I'll take him.

K: Goodie!

A: Hey Kuzan.. c'mere boy

K: You're calling him to you like he's a dog..

A: Shut up lemon head! See? He likes me, he's crawling towards me

A: Yeah c'mon a little closer, that's right!

*Bb A crawls into Akainu's hands*

A: See? He likes me!

A: Ain't that right Kuza-

*Bb A bites Akainu's hands*

A: OW! WHY YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

K: *giggling*

A: DON'T JUST STAND THERE LEMON HEAD! GET HIM OFF OF MY HAND!

K: Alright, alright, chill

*Kizaru removes Bb A from Akainu's hand*

A: YOU LITTLE SHIT-

K: Hey language! You know how babies are! They copy whatever someone says or do!

A: Whatever idc.. I'll get water and camp stuff while u only get firewood with him, good idea?

K: Yep! Meet again here on this spot!

*After 15 minutes, they arrive*

K: I'm back with firewood!

A: I found some tents and camping stuff, but no water

K: Why?

A: I couldn't find any fresh water, only salt water.

K: Well that's a shame, guess we're gonna be dehydrated.

A: Wait! Kuzan ate a Devil fruit that's ice right?

K: Yeah? Why?

A: We could use his ice and my magma to melt the ice into water!

K: Genius! I'll talk to him since he hates you, obv

A: I'll set up the fire with my magma

K: Alright Kuzan, why don't you use your fruit to give us water?

Bb A: *babbling*

K: C'mon now, if u don't do it then we will- uh- reincarnate as ghosts from thirst!

Bb A: *still babbling*

A: OH CMON NOW JUST MAKE DAMN ICE ALREADY!

*While being surprised and frightened by Akainu's impatience, he made ice from his strong emotions and starts crying*

K: Look what u did Zuki! You made him cry!

A: Would you rather die from thirst or try and make this lost baby make ice?!

K: I'd rather take die than make a baby cry!

A: *scoffs* Whatever dumbass.. I'm gonna cook food.

*Akainu cooks food and eats while having distance on Kizaru and Bb A*

...

A: *Sigh* Fine, I'm sorry I made Kuzan cry and called you a dumbass..

K: That's all I wanted to hear, now..

K: GROUP HUG! *Literally jumps beside Akainu and does a group hug with Him, Akainu, and Bb A*

A: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! Personal space would ya?!

K: Sorry, let's go to bed

A: Kuzan is sleeping in your tent, he hates me!

K: I know, good night Zuki!

A: *sigh* U never learn now do you?

K: What do u mean?

A: After hundred times of telling u to call me Sakazuki, you still call me Zuki.

K: Because its shorter!

A: What would you do if I called you Bors?

K: I don't care, it's nice to have a nickname!

A: Enough chitchat, let's go to sleep.

K: Okay, good night for the second time Zuki!

A: Night ig, u too Kuzan.

Bb A: *spits out tongue*

*They went to bed*

Part 3 tomorrow!

[daeryn]

i keep thinking of dialogues for later on in bia’s fic, so i’ll dump some of them here sporadically ig.

akainu: what are you doing?

bia, looking at him through a fork: pretending you’re in impel down

akainu: why?

bia: it’s free therapy

akainu: *unintelligible rage noises*

[g3nosarchive]

(ask game) garp 😏

...ihy

first impression: umm old man

impression now: old man tea is attracted to

favorite moment: none this mf should’ve beat akainu up.. but ig when he raised ace and luffy

idea for a story: i’m tempted to go back to the og server and find that little peice i typed up for you in the corner 😁 until then nothing.

unpopular opinion: he should’ve died for luffy instead

favorite relationship: luffy his grandson 💗

favorite head canon: i do not hc this man anything 😐

[indigopurple]

Give me headcanons you have for Luffy! Any headcanons will do

Oh geez be ready for some low key edgy ig. Some of these ive wanted to write for a whILe. Also I'm on my phone and I cant see the whole ask so I'm juat gonna do headcanons and add stuff if I need to after posting.

-Oda says hes drawn luffys mom before, and hes never rlly met his parents before obviously. Its a bit of a long shot but I kinda thing hes the son of a world noble, and dragon was a slave for a period of time; luffy was neglected as a child (cuz tenryyubito fucking SUCK) until Garp was like 'oh wtf my son was a slave and was forced to have a child?? I must save ...child' (assuming dragon had escaped or something @ that point). And so Garp tells nobles to fuck off while taking his grandson (the nobles don't care cuz after they had him, they didn't like him cuz he was a mistake). And Garps like 'wait how do u raise children'... So he tried to leave Luffy w some ppl hes met before. Might i add this is why hes so protective of the ppl he knows and how he said that one thing after ace and sabo saved him from blujam and theyre like why tf didn't u say anything and he was like 'cuz being alone is more painful than being hurt'

-kinda pt.2 to the last one. Dragon low key just follows his son around. Like, come on, what were the chances they'd see eachother in Loguetown? 100% planned. Otherwise why were they even in east blue in the first place? Gotta say tho, they don't know exactly where Luffy is just the general area. I mean Robin just happened to run into them over the timeskip. Sabo happened to be there in Dressrosa. I would say Iva's whole thing in impel down was an example but idk he just went there either cuz he was caught or cuz he was freeing other ppl. Its different.

-ive mentioned this before but. Jinbe's main purpose in the crew is anger management for Luffy. My evidence? Post-war, and WCI. He literally had to try and get his composure to be able to fight Katakuri and it took ...time. Jinbe gets him to think rationally in desprate situations; not only is Jinbe a helmsman, he covers for one of Luffy's weaknesses.

- he can see better in just right eye than his left

-luffy is afraid of akainu but definitely won't admit it (remember that one scene in fishman island). Phantom pains.

-what is a good nights sleep

-stay strong for his crew. If something bad happens and he gets upset in front of his crew, he'll just fuckin rocket off somewhere else cuz 'dont look I'm not supposed to be weak'.

-sometimes he just, stares at the ocean or the sky, thinking about nothing.

-the whole thing with the observation haji? Rayleigh said he can sense ppls emotions. Definitely a natural thing, hes had that since he was a teeny boye. He knows what to say and how to say it. Maybe he doesn't know why someone feels some way but he usually knows how to fix it (unless its like a physical condition, then its just... Cram meat down their throat). Example being 'WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT, SANJI?!' (i can't remember the exact line sry)

-the opposite of ambidextrous. Dude luffy has zero hand-eye coordination when it comes to slow, precise movements. He can do other stuff like eating and fighting with both hands tho.

-constantly starving, obviously. Literally all he eats turns into energy, which he uses up three times as fast as most humans cuz of his devil fruit. But he can digest just as quickly so its ok; he just cant stay caught up with it so he's always hungry anyways.

-if he had sea stone cuffs on all the time hed be as muscley as zoro. and then witht hem off, hed accidentally just shatter things when picking them up. Like barely any self control until he got used to it. (*glass falling on the floor* "sorry Sanji" *more glass breaking* "fuck sorry haha-" "sTOP SMILING UR DOING IT ON PURPOSE ARENT YOU") (hes not he just thinks its funny that every time he grabs the cup to drink it shatters half way to his face)

-legitimately convinced he doesn't have a mom, absolutely zero sex ed plus hes definitely ace so he doesnt care. Doesnt rlly understand sanji's whole lovey dovey thing and the nosebleeds but goes with it anyways. 'After all, usopp does it too so shouldnt I?'

-Let Luffy say fuck

-'whats a rival? All I have are cool friends' (smoker in the background screaming)

Ok thats all I can think of. Sorry this was rlly long, I didnt plan for it to be like that but oh well. Thanks for the ask, I rlly wanted to get all that off my chest! 💯💜✊🤠🤪😳👀😔🍲a

[swampgh0stt]

supernovae-paws replied to your post: marine discourse: garp & sengoku are invalid ...

garp is a shitty person. sengoku is borderline for me. hes like,, toeing the 0/-1 line. akainu is SHIT jus bc he killed ace but he is valid ig. COBY AND FUJITORA ARE WONDERFUL AND I AM PROUD OF THEM. helmeppo is kinda ok too. i feel like smoker is going to die from stress if the man doesnt lighten up jesus god almighty the man RADIATES anger and spite someone please set him up with a therapist

Garp & Sengoku are both shitty people but Garp is a bigger shitty person for DOING ACE DIRTY LIKE THAT.  Akainu’s valid bc he’s open about being a tool 

Helmeppo’s not relevant

Smoker gets ranked up to being “Valid” too bc of that stunt on Punk Hazard with getting Law’s heart back

[therealmesante]

Luffy vs Akainu 

concept art by:

ig:  kojomesante

[frgman-sins]

Man's just broke a perfect circle into the ice. We call that talent

For the longest time, I thought akainus name was pronounced aKINEoo not akaEENoo SMH I hate not being able to read

Whitebeard looks like her has a nail clipping for a mustache... go off queen ??? ig also man's got no beard, why do they call him that? Ig it's better than white mustache?? Lol that kinda sounds like a colone for old men

Luffy still hasn't shown up, wtf,,,, also coby got hot???? Helmepo looks like a wannabe x-man(and a perv)

Whomst the fuck- IS THAT OARS?!?!

Im watching the marineford acr rn, gonna see ace die soon (not fun, I plan on crying, I have a box of tissues next to me in preparation for said activity) Anyways, how do these idiots not know that a receeding waterline means a tsunami? They're pirates right? Do they just lack comon sense.

This is also the ship with the same people who are worshipping buggy. He is so full of shit, it makes me like him even more I think galdino is the only one out of all of them calling buggy out on his shit lol

[humanoidtyphoons]

yes i do think blackbeard is evil, but my god, there's something about akainu that is just. not worse, exactly, but a different evil.

is it that he's SO quick to try and kill people? and doesn't care to rehabilitate pirates, or something?

when blackbeard vs akainu battle happens in marineford, it's... just a bloodbath, and it's just. akainu doesn't care for anything but death of pirates at that point. marine soldiers dying is just collateral, as far as he's concerned, i think.

idk!!!! despite being like. blackbeard is such a good villain, and he's absolutely reprehensible in marineford, i can't help but think of mocktown and be like. damn, i like this guy.

but akainu never really has a charm point like that? he's always serious, and humourless. he's not quirky like kizaru, he's not sympathetic like aokiji. i'd find his dedication to destroying pirates possibly more interesting if he had conflict? but he sees them as the scum of the earth, and nothing will change this -- altho i wonder how he sees pirates-turned-marines tbh??? (or x drake mayhaps???)

his most quirky aspect is him maybe still wearing the marine cap ig????

like i'm not going to call akainu one note, bc i don't think he is. but it's so interesting in a series full of characters who are full of charisma and charm, he... thoroughly lacks it, and that absence is a choice. like you don't have to have an eccentric side, but i'm still just. curious to know if people/audience like the guy? if there are reasons to like him?

like he's badass, sure. being molten lava itself, v. scary!!! v. cool!!! but his extreme tactics, resorting to lying and following the letter of the law (maybe with o'hara island), striking luffy when he's not looking. he's not afraid of playing dirty, but oh my god, man.

[myahandthewolf]