#aka i love skizz and scott so much

[adammonter]

Since I haven't done anything artwise for over two weeks I decided I'd just post some pages in my previous sketchbook of some hermits! This will be the first batch!

[regularconvexheadcanons]

Headcanon 23

A tradition of Hermit parties is that, ever since Doc couldn't get himself an outfit, asked Ren to get something for him, and ended up going to the party in a full maid outfit, you can 'princess'.

This means that, if a hermit decides, another hermit of their choice gets full responsibility for outfit/hair/makeup for a party. But, the princessing hermit doesn't get to know what they'll be wearing until they're dressed up in it. So normally that meant they ended up with a joke outfit.

This evolved quickly into that the Hermit princess HAS to wear a dress/skirt, and some kind of makeup, Scott gets control over makeup/some element of the outfit to make sure they slay, and the other hermits get to see the outfit at a certain point beforehand, but have to keep it a secret (and normally mislead the Hermit princess). Some Hermits do it due to a lack of time, some do it for fun, some do it for both, and some as a dare/punishment.

At a recent party, Cub realised he was never going to have time to complete all his projects he wanted to and make a good enough outfit, so he decided, very unwillingly, to princess, with Scar deciding what he wore.

Cub got very stressed about princessing, because he didn't know what kind of thing Scar would do, and last party Impulse had dressed Skizz up as a guess-the-build giraffe. It didn't help that the hermits were being very, very crypic about it.

Scar knew how stressed Cub was about princessing and coming in a dress at all, and wanted to make something as beautiful as he could for Cub – no jokes, no silly elements. He also made absolutely sure that nothing would make Cub uncomfortable - to the extent of teaching himself how to make gloves to cover the scars on Cub's arms.

And alongside everything he was making for Cub, to make his friend less self-conscious, Scar made himself a simple matching toga-dress from leftover fabric.

However, Cub was unaware of how much effort Scar was putting in and unable to accept what hermits trying to calm his nerves were saying about how stunning he'd look. To the extent that, on the day of the party, after a particularly bad dream, Cub started trying to find another outfit and get out of princessing. He ended up in Skizz's base at the time Scar had told him to meet, searching for something that looked good and would fit him. And Scar started messaging a lot asking where he was, if everything was ok, until Cub stopped and realised it was Scar making his stuff. Did he really not trust that Scar would understand his worries and make him something he'd like?

So, half an hour late, Cub shot away, in a mess, apologised a million times to Scar, who forgave him instantly. There was a lot of washing hair and setting comfort ground-rules with Scott (yes, Scar is doing all my face makeup. And yes, I'm going to wear my glasses no matter what you say about contacts looking better). Even with his epiphany earlier on, Cub was still nervous, especially when he had to be given blindness as Scar got him into his dress. But soon everything was on, the hair and makeup done, the accessories added. Scar disappeared to get into his own dress, returning for the reveal in a big room of mirrors. Scott was waiting outside, and the dress was revealed. Then Cub noticed Scar behind in his own dress, realised so many of the little details Scar had added, and how stunning his friend looked.

And maaaaybe kissed Scar and professed his love before the two walked out to the party and had the most magical night ever.

Also this headcanon will become a oneshot on my main's Wattpad and Ao3 accounts.

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Latest art on there is of this headcanon.

Pfft 'headcanon' aka story summary because I have wholesome Convex on the mind.

[lemon-bread-slice]

IT IS NOW SECRET LIFE BRAINROTTING HOURS BEEN AVOIDING THIS PLACE FOR SPOILEYS BUT ITS GO TIME THIS INCLUDES A THOUGHT ABOUT EVERYONE <3

- i'm so noramal about gem and the scotts they seem pretty set as a hillarious team and they progressed so much tech tree wise - what the hell is going on with tango skizz cleo and etho i'm- they?? i'm the most normal about them actually. i've decided. - too many bigb thoughts to share i love his ep to bits - poor poor martyn he truly got nerfed - boatem nostalgia + bdubs, my favourite group (but actually pearls got puppers everyone run, and mumbo is just so freaking funny, bdubs with his 2nd upside down house) - grian scar and jimmy are all concerningly close (aka within 200 blocks) i am scared - joel is actually just a question mark with brown and green hair in my brain - lizzie is a poet AND an estate agent??? and an arsonist soon lmao

so so many other thoughts i can't words rn

[scribbling-dragon]

Hi, I am here to talk about your last text about Jimmy because. It was really really really good. I loved how you represented this "afterlife", all in water, how Jimmy assists to every death after his own, how each player reacts differently, how some are aware of this space, how some are not, how some are so eager to go back to fight and how others are peaceful. The interactions between Jimmy and Skizzle, Joel's brutality mentioned each time he dies. There's so many details ! It's so great, I love your writing !

I hope you have a nice day/evening/night !

the scenery for the afterlife was SUPER fun to write! i have trouble picturing things in my head but the image of that was quite clear (clearer than anything I normally get at least hdksjhksk) and the thought of the water, and the water rising gradually was too good to use something else instead! I also liked the idea of there being water that the others can enter, but Jimmy cannot. he is being physically separated from them and forced to watch from above, only able to see and help them when they emerge from the water (aka when they die). I also really liked the thought of Jimmy pulling people out when they're "drowning" compared to Them being the ones to drown them- though I didn't get to explore that very much at all

and choosing who was aware of where they were was also very fun! the thoughts in my mind was that the place was absolutely created by the watchers, which was why grian was the only person to actually see everything properly even though he hadn't died (and I also enjoyed linking jimmys sightlessness due to the blood dripping into his eyes with the watchers purposefully obscuring his vision- a much more extreme version of rose-tinted glasses)

martyn only being slightly aware, recognising jimmy with his eyes half open was also an easy thing to include! because i wanted to add his poem in. though, something that I don't think many people noticed was that scotts eyes were also slightly open- this was due to the fact that he defies the rules (and then the watchers I suppose) in the Games so often, even if his defiance isn't always purposeful. he seems like he'd at least be aware of the watchers at this point, with a personal hc being that he defies the watchers on Purpose

and skizzle and joel! their interactions with Jimmy were wonderful to write, even before they properly joined him in the "afterlife". skizz, even before he died his final death became slowly more peaceful, as he accepted his place in the afterlife, while Joel became more violent (him giving into his "madness curse" after jimmy died and lashing out at anything), except for one time, when he's closer to his death and perhaps considering that it might not be worth it, that he might not succeed in killing those that "wronged" him.

[royallygray]

All of these are gold. May I add:

Grian and Scott. They'd have such a cool dynamic and they'd probably try hard so they need someone else on their team to balance out the amount of braincells in there but Grian and Scott

Grian/Impulse/Gem/Scar/Skizz aka GIGGS aka bro I love them so much

Restating Gem/Etho/Joel

Skizz with anyone he hasn't teamed with before. Maybe Jimmy or Martyn. JOEL. JOEL/SKIZZ OH GOD

restating Gem/Pearl/Cleo/Lizzie

Gem/Lizzie and Cleo/Pearl individually

Scar/Jimmy would be a canon event and probably go south very fast but it would be funny. maybe add Skizz in there and Martyn and bam you have. something

All of op's are great everything I'm thinking of is in that list

if theres another life series and any of these teams happen i would lose my ENTIRE mind

Gem/Impulse/Pearl/Scott take the soup group add a scott, take gem and the scotts add a pearl, life could be a dream

Jimmy/Joel/Lizzie. the canaries. the cursebreakers. the pillager trio. joel and his wife and his wifes uglyass fish sibling. lizzie and her husband and her husbands freak blond sidepiece. perfection

Ranchers together again in Any capacity

Scar/Cleo/Etho/Bdubs/Grian. just think about it

but also Cletho back together in any capacity would kill me (/positive)

Gem/Etho/Joel i would die on the spot

Gem/Lizzie/Pearl/Cleo. i would do heinous things to watch the girls commit war crimes together

a PROPER Grian/Pearl teamup.

Ren/Bigb/Grian/Scar/Martyn. Ren Martyn and Scar all being dramatic theatre kids and PROBABLY making the entire thing queer while Grian tries to keep them all on track and BigB just sticks near Grian and Grian can't be mad at him even though he isn't staying on track either and-

Joel/Scott. put them on the same side im begging you it would be amazing

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

Heyo, reporting back to request a continuation of a continuation of a continuation, if you wouldn't mind! Aka, please more 3rd Life Villainpulse angst, I'm so invested (and very curious as to whether his latest murder attempt was an actual success, or if he really should have stuck around to verify the death...)

i genuinely rly love this! i’ve got such plans for it now that i think i’ll make it into an actual proper fic.

i’ve also now posted it on AO3, titled Stand For Nothing! link here

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Impulse is getting concerned. It’s been over five minutes and no death message in chat. It should’ve happened by now. He had been worried about being found near the scene of a death — it’d already been about five minutes since the meeting and someone would’ve gone to find Skizz, so his items would almost certainly be found — but now he’s starting to think he should have stuck around anyway and made sure the job was finished.

He had been intending to stay here at his villager trading centre until the death notification came up and then he would run back to Dogwarts and play the distressed best friend.

But no death message. So his plan has to change.

When he makes it back to Dogwarts, he finds Ren standing outside the Renchanting building, his face pale. When he spots Impulse, he quickly beckons him. “Impulse! For the love of god, where’ve you been?!”

Impulse blinks. With no death message in chat, what can Ren be so worked up about? “W-What? What’s happened…?”

“Skizzle’s been attacked! We heard an explosion outside our walls and when we went to check, we found him out there, passed out. He’s in a critical condition but Martyn’s with him now and hopefully he’ll recover.”

Impulse can only stare at Ren with an open mouth and a pit in his stomach. Somehow, in all the possible outcomes he pictured for this scenario, he never imagined Dogwarts would actually find Skizz alive. After three perfect murders, it seems he got careless.

“O-Oh my god,” he manages to choke out. “C-Can I see him?”

“Not yet, but Martyn will tell us when we can.”

Ren takes him down into the living area under Renchanting. There, Etho is pacing back and forth in front of a closed door, clearly deep in thought, but he glances up as Ren comes in. “Ren, you found him.”

Ren nods, even though it wasn’t really a question. “Any word?”

“Not yet. Martyn has three healing potions in there with him though, so I’d say Skizz’s chances are really good.”

Impulse has to strain to keep his expression steady at that. “G-Good. That’s good.”

Something changes almost imperceptibly in Etho’s expression, but Ren, clearly not noticing, rubs Impulse’s back reassuringly. “He’ll be okay, Impulse. Don’t worry.”

All Impulse can do is nod, not trusting himself to speak.

Finally, after what feels like hours, the door opens and Martyn appears, his body blocking the view inside the room. “He’s awake,” he reports, a very serious look on his face. “Ren.”

Ren quickly ducks into the room, but when Impulse starts to follow, Martyn blocks him. “Not you,” he says coldly. “Etho, stay with him, please.”

Impulse’s heart freezes. There’s only one reason Martyn would stop him from seeing his injured best friend.

Skizz has told him everything.

He takes a step back and bumps into something behind him, causing him to jump.

“What’s going on, Impulse?” asks Etho casually, an only-just-discernible undertone of danger in his voice. “You seem a little tense.”

“My best friend almost died,” Impulse replies coldly, but even he can tell his words are unconvincing.

“Indeed. I wonder how that happened?”

“I don’t like what you’re implying, Etho. Why would you have any reason to suspect me?”

Etho just folds his arms and says nothing, infuriating Impulse. “You said I was the only person on this server you really trust!”

“That was before I joined these guys. I’ve had a weird feeling in my stomach about you for a while, Impulse. Something hasn’t felt right since this whole thing started, but I assumed it was just me trying to apply rationality to this irrational world. But one thing never changes, Impulse. No matter how much you try to change it.”

Impulse falls silent, scowling at the ground. He’s already given away too much in his tone and expression.

He glances sideways at Etho, who has his eyes fixed on the door Ren and Martyn went through. Realisation dawns on him: Etho isn’t expecting him to put up a fight. Etho thinks he has nowhere to go.

Now is the time, then. He can’t afford to wait any longer; when Ren and Martyn come back out here, it’s over. Impulse knows he can’t take on three people at once. This is his last chance to escape alive.

So when Etho shifts position a few seconds later, Impulse strikes. Before he can react, Impulse sweeps Etho’s legs out from under him and shoves him into the wall as he’s falling. Without waiting around to see the result of his attack, Impulse takes off running.

He makes it out of Renchanting and is just about to run down the hill towards the crastle when an arrow whizzes by him, nicking the sleeve of his t-shirt and causing him to lose his balance. Suppressing a scream, Impulse topples down the hill and lands in the shallow river at the bottom. He tries to continue onward but has to stop as he puts weight on his left foot and realises he must have twisted his ankle during his fall.

Gritting his teeth through the throbbing pain, he looks up in time to be able to dodge another arrow fired at him by the figure on top of Dogwarts’s wall.

He has to keep going.

Every step on his left foot is agony but he pushes himself on, half-galloping down the hill on the other side, the crastle in his sights.

“Bdubs!” he shrieks as he draws near, his heart racing. The Red Army is likely right behind him. “BDUBS!”

The person he’s calling rushes out of the castle over the drawbridge just in time to catch Impulse as he finally loses his balance and pitches forward.

“Impulse! You’re soaking wet!? What the-?!”

“Th- They’re coming for me,” he croaks. His eyes flicker up and he spots two faces in the windows on the second floor. It’s time for the performance of his life. “Dogwarts turned on me! They think I killed Tango and Cleo a-a-and made you kill Joel!”

“What?!” gasps Bdubs. “That’s ridiculous! Why would they think that?!”

“I-I don’t know but th- They’re gonna kill me, Bdubs…!”

“Not on my watch!”

Bdubs quickly ushers Impulse inside the crastle and into the waiting arms of Jimmy. Together, the two guide Impulse upstairs and lay him down in the bed Grian has placed in a position safely away from the slit windows.

“What happened, Impulse?” Bdubs asks softly. “How did they turn on you?”

Impulse takes a shaky breath. “Something happened to Skizz. He… He got attacked. Then he told everyone it was me and that I’d killed Tango and Cleo and manipulated you into killing Joel.”

“First of all, that’s utterly ridiculous,” Bdubs snaps. “I killed Joel because he was about to kill you. And second, why on earth would you want to kill Tango or Cleo?”

“I-I think you might’ve been right, Bdubs. I th-think Etho was responsible for Cleo’s death. And now he’s got Dogwarts trying to make me a scapegoat.”

Bdubs’s gaze darkens. “Despicable little-.”

“BDOUBLEO!”

“Stay there,” says Bdubs.

He strides to the window, flanked by Grian and Scott, armed with his crossbow. “What do you want, Ren?”

Down on the ground, having left Skizz in the care of BigB, stand Ren, Martyn, and Etho, staring up at the castle. The latter two hold bows, while Ren is armed with a sword and shield.

“We know Impulse is hiding out in there,” Ren announces, with the regal but dangerous air of a king. “Hand him over to us, Bdubs.”

“No way in hell,” Bdubs snaps back. “He told me everything!”

“We can guarantee you he did not,” responds Martyn steadily. “Not the truth, anyway. He’s using you, Bdubs.”

“YOU’re the ones using HIM! As a scapegoat!”

“Impulse isn’t the angel you think he is, Bdubs,” Etho says darkly. “You’re protecting the person who killed Cleo.”

“No, YOU killed Cleo,” snarls Bdubs. “And I bet you killed Tango too and tried to blame it on me! You’re just trying to frame anyone you can so you can get away with it!”

Despite the pain and stress he’s experiencing, Impulse can’t help feeling proud of himself. The seeds of doubt and suspicion he’s sown between Bdubs and Etho are paying off now.

“Bdubs.” Ren’s voice drops slightly as emotion creeps into his tone. “He attacked his best friend and left him to die. If we hadn’t found him in time, Skizz would have succumbed to his injuries alone and terrified in the middle of nowhere, murdered by his own best friend.”

“What exactly is Impulse’s motive supposed to be, here?” Scott asks suddenly. “You say he killed Tango and Cleo, orchestrated Joel’s death, and tried to murder Skizzle. Why exactly would he want to do that?”

“Skizz claims Impulse said it was because Tango “knew too much” about something,” Martyn says. “Some kind of secret that Impulse is keeping. And that Cleo’s and Joel’s deaths were “necessary to push the war forward”. That’s his motive, Scott. Impulse wants war, and he doesn’t care who he hurts to get it.”

“We ARE talking about the same Impulse, right?” demands Bdubs. “Our Impulse? The sweetheart who wouldn’t hurt a fly? Are we sure Skizz didn’t just misremember? He's a little unreliable like that. Maybe he said it was someone else who-.”

“Don’t you dare!” Martyn bursts out suddenly, his voice filled with the most venom anyone had ever heard it. “Don’t you DARE say that! You weren’t there, Bdubs! You didn’t have to fix his broken ribs and his fractured neck and his shattered arm! You weren’t there when he finally woke up after several minutes of crying out and panicked breathing like he was having a nightmare! You didn’t hear the way he cried, how terrified he was when he told me what happened, the raw agony in his voice! That’s not the demeanor of someone who MISREMEMBERED! Skizz has gone through hell today and it’s all Impulse’s fault! So I’m not leaving here without his head, in one form or another!”

“YEAH!” Ren yells in agreement, hitting his sword against his shield. “No more arguments. No more wasting time. If you don’t give us Impulse right NOW, we will declare war on you and take him by force.”

Inside the crastle, Impulse’s heart skips a beat. This is it: the moment of truth. Either everything he’s been working towards will finally come to fruition… or Bdubs will hand him over and he will die.

Bdubs straightens up, a steely look of determination appearing in his eyes.

“Then consider us at war.”

[acerace]

Two Birds!! I put that on my 3rd life playlist too!! Tell me about that one?

(And just some more of the songs I recognized and am curious about if you're up to them!!)

-Blood in the Water (I love this song!!)

-Viva la Vida (Scar? 👀)

- Soilder, Poet, King (the possibilities!!)

Ohohoh *rubs my hands together*

Editing Clover here, uh, it’s been a hot second since you sent this. Oops. It got extremely buried in my drafts (like post 140 out of 250 buried) and then it got very long so uhhh to recap for everyone else, I have a 3rd Life playlist here which is in order with detailed explanations from People I Don’t Like to In Our Bedroom After the War. There's a bunch more songs after those that haven't been sorted (yet?) but are still very much 3rd Life vibes. Send me asks about the songs I go wild for this stuff :D 

So have some (very late) rambling about the above songs below the cut! 

Two Birds, aka "oh I am going to cry now thanks". This song is one of the hardest to pin down for me just because it's so emotive? Like to me the wire can be So Much but I think this interpretation- of pessimistic Grian and optimistic Scar- sits best with me

I think of it as a Grian and Scar song, with them being the two birds, plus the general vibes of "we know this can't last, that this won't end well, but let's pretend it's all going to be okay anyway". Also bird imagery for Grian my beloved

The wire is reality I think, the fact that they both can't be the last survivor, and Grian is the bird that can't let go of this fact- Scar considers him a genuine friend, that they're partners, and Scar knows this is going to end in blood and death but he believes in Grian anyway but Grian can't really accept this? Like Scar is aware of the wire and the reality they live in, but he wants to leave it behind, to live without that knowledge weighing down on him. But Grian can't- he can't fly away with Scar, as much as he wants to, he can't leave. He's playing the game of thrones and he can't put the pieces down, in a way. He's firmly stuck in harsh reality and nothing Scar can say can get him to put the worry away :(

"Two birds of a feather / Say that they're always gonna stay together" desert duo my beloved, with Grian realizing he can't leave Scar, can't leave him to die, they're partners, but it's session 8 and everyone is dying around them,, reality is crashing down and it's not going to be kind to them,,

And then the outro,,, paired with the finale,,,,, with Scar flying away as his death and the song ending as Grian jumps-

Pain.

Two Birds is such an emotional song and putting it into words is hard but tl;dr sand people becoming genuine friends as the world demands they kill each other,,,

Blood // Water was first listed as a general Red song, everyone is pissed and fighting and it’s no holds barred, but it’s also a vengeful!Scott song. In the first chorus and verse 1 Scott is thinking about how the Flower Husbands couldn’t escape the violence and death, and the “knock at the door” is the Red Army showing up with their book. The first drop is Jimmy’s death </3 and the rest of the song is Scott red and furious, out for vengeance, bloodthirsty, unable to process his grief or emotions so he lashes out again and again and again. And the last verse, the drop at the end, is Scott dying </3 

Viva la Vida is another general song with specific lines written out to correspond to images in my head. Also I’m pretty sure I had this written down from before the final session so bits might not line up anymore XD 

“I used to rule the world / Seas would rise when I gave the word”- teams at their castles looking proud- Scar and Grian, Bdubs and Cleo, Ren and Martyn, Etho Impulse and Tango, Scott and Jimmy, and BigB Joel and Skizz in their own homes 

“Now in the morning, I sleep alone / Sweep the streets I used to own”- split up- Jimmy and Cleo and Skizz are dead, yellow Grian and red Scar looking at the blown up desert, Ren, Martyn, Etho, Tango, and Impulse divided and looking at their damaged bases 

“Now the old King is dead, long live the King”- Martyn killing Ren to make him red  

And I discovered that my castles stand / Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand”- bases collapsing- tnt, fire, changing loyalties 

Chorus- battles, allies 

“Once you'd gone, there was never / Never an honest word”- deaths, permadeaths, being left alone after your partner dies 

“People couldn't believe what I'd become”- the bloodlust 

Revolutionaries wait / For my head on a silver plate”- more fighting, battle at the desert, Cleo trying to kill Ren, Impulse siding with the Crastle 

“Just a puppet on a lonely string”- Grian and Scar, reverses to Grian killing everyone with a smile 

“Aw, who would ever want to be king?”- Grian as everyone dies around him, realizing he is alone 

And Soldier, Poet, King is a Red Army song! The soldier is Skizz, the poet is Martyn, and the king is Ren <3 you can imagine it at any point in the story but I have it as an early song, before people started permadying, before the big battles broke out. But it can also be each of them dying- verse 1 first four lines is Skizz defending Dogwarts, then charging into the Crastle, then dying in the last line. Same idea for Martyn, he lives proudly and victoriously in the first four lines and then gets shot on “slay” reaching for Ren, who is offscreen, and we can’t see what’s happened to him. “There will come a ruler / whose brow is laid in thorn / smeared with oil like David’s boy” is the sacrifice on the altar, the Red King rising, and “he will tear your city down” is Ren defending Dogwarts for the last time, with him dying on the pause after the “oh lei oh lai” bit. The outro could be anything- the end of 3rd Life as the ghosts watch, flashbacks to happy memories and how the group formed, or, on a happier note, Skizz Ren and Martyn reuniting at the Hermit Raiders Twitch Rivals event <3 

[multishipper33]

Okay just to add a few things I missed in the og post:

One: during the battle song, Scar;s points aren’t;t all dismissed expect for one, all are welcomed except for one. Flawed wording on my part, I apologize

Two: during the battle song, while everyone;s singing their parts at the same time, the other teams should chime in with lyrics of their own if that makes sense??? Like for flower husbands it could be about how they no longer live in peace or if Jimmy’s died by now we have Jimmy singing from the grave and Scott mourning via musical number and everyone could stop at some point for something to be said (“Scar, out your clothes back on!!” Maybe???) mid-sentence, and then continue the last word (like if it;s “die” then they’d be like “DIEEEEEEEE” and it would be super dramatic and there would be an instrumental buildup and a flourish at the end

Three: the opening number, right after Scar;s death via creeper, should end in someone (whoever dared Grian to do it, I think Martyn??) being like “*wince* that… did not go as planned. *chuckle*” and then the song would end and the audience would clap I can hear the applause alreaDY

Four: we need something mainly fueled by evil anvil. AKA, a song with quotes. Just… all quotes from the actual series/scene it’s from. Not the opening song, because that would be… spoiler-y, but for a scene of some sort we need our fix. It’ll be the head-bopper of the album, save for…

Five: THE OBLIGATORY FEEL-GOOD SONG!!! If you’re looking for what I mean, listen to Travel Song from the Shrek soundtrack. I just want everyone getting together and starting a song. It’ll prolly originate from someone carefree like Impulse, Skizz, or Scar. The person will start singing a little tune, just about the series, about 3rd life. It’ll be short, it’ll be catchy, it’ll be my pride and joy. Maybe like: “If we try a little harder in this death game, if we put a little more effort in our brains, maybe we could have a little fun.” Like that’s- two people starting it, one reluctant the other joyful. Upbeat yet soft backing track starts up, and there;s some spoken word like “C’mon, [person]!” And then the optimist starts singing: “it may be a little hard sometimes, and spirits may be low. But if we’re the same people we were before, I know you’ll give it a goooo!” And then it;s like: “I think that we can turn this around, we can flip the tragedy! And if anyone can be happy during a death game, it;s you and meee!!” Cue chorus: “So we’ll have some fun, la-la lala, do some stuff, la-la lalala, and I know someday it’ll all work out!” Upbeat backing track starts up again, with the two going over to talk to another group. It goes something like this… “Hey there, we got a little offer coming your way!! *BAM BAM* wanna hear it? However, it’s only valid for today… *BAM BAM* so lift your spirits! C’mon, you guys, why look so down? Who cares if we’ve got permission from the crown? For once let’s just have fuuun!” And then they break into chorus again! Continues on until everyone is singing the chorus and it’s so nice and I love it so much

I’d recommend voting for LL, 3L, or LiL. Those three have enough ✨theatrics✨ to qualify for a musical.

Don’t vote because of whatever alliance you like best. Which would suit a MUSICAL??? Specifically.