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byanyan · 1 year ago

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losing my mind thinking about byan being dragged camping, and it's all xeno's fault. but it's so fucking funny bc they're usually the most scrappy mf known to man, happy to get their hands dirty when they're in the city, but the moment you put them in nature? uhhhh that's gross actually, why tf would I kneel in that dirt to light a fire when these are brand new pants???

plus side, you'll never lose them in the dark bc they're dressed in neon pink & covered in a layer of glitter. they are, however, also not dressed for being in nature, what with their short skirt and their knee-high socks and just the chunkiest, worst fucking boots to go hiking in.

#don't even get me started on how annoying they'll be if there's no phone service #'you mean I can't use the internet to ignore you????? dude fuck this'#smh smh they throw themself off of buildings and get into fights where they're outnumbered but you put them in the woods and they're a baby #no they're not touching that branch can you IMAGINE what else has been on that????#ew I'm not stepping in that river are u fucking kidding me #you're telling me I alone out here with you and my thoughts??? lmao fuck that I'm gonna go hitchhike back to civilization #ajsjgjshdj look I'm super fucking high rn and I started laughing about this all over again #so take my weeded up ramblings I'm not proofreading them sorry #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ OOC ⋮ DON’T @ ME.#weed cw

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