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i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)

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ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

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Hello, Mayor Goodway.

For years you’ve relied entirely on a child and a bunch of dogs for emergency services in Adventure Bay. No, I don’t care how reliable they are, it’s still a stupid thing to do.

In front of you is a fire. To your right is a phone with enough battery for one phone call. You are to call 911 and have the fire department from a nearby town arrive and help you. If you call the PAW Patrol, the phone will shut off and the fire will spread to the rest of the building.

Will you yelp for help from actual rescue workers, or will you be in trouble on the double? The clock is ticking, Mayor. Good luck.

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the thing about edgy serial killer songs is that sometimes they slap sorry

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A different kind of monster

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one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

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I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

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An NYPD detective is forced into an early retirement after a case gone awry. He moves into a small idyllic town in Canada. But the town holds a dark secret.

Except the secret in all his head. The town is actually as wholesome and idyllic as it seems to be.

The townsfolk are all just playing along with his investigation to make him feel better about losing his job.

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That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

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a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/mattecashew32/status/1537490263358185472

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airplane doodles ✈

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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