#aiyaaaaa

[xayspancakeee]

yooo, the official tw twitter account has posted about Sylus and I must say…..

view at your own risk babes 👀

@letsgauxplay babe, you could say that your reblog sparked this. hehehe!

oh

my

GOD.

here’s the bread for you girlies:

[shockapella-sweet]

Hey, do you wish you had an Erron Black playlist to listen to while destroying noobs in MKX and/or MK11? Well, come on down partner and listen to my Erron Black playlist (for simps and cowboy sluts alike 🔥🥰)!

(The original pic on the left is from THIS Tumblr user, but my edit is on the right. I wanted Erron to look like he was in the desert in Outworld)

[sh1-n0bu]

𝔫𝔬𝔟𝔲’𝔰 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 2023!

day 3: toys with xiao from genshin impact

warnings: usage of toys, dacryphillia, sensitive xiao, overstimulation, praise and degrading, multiple orgasm

notes: aiyaaaaa someone send me horni ideas to turn into my kinktober ones or ones that i could brainrot and eventually turn into a fic one

xiao has always put his duties as a yaksha beforehand everything else. even his own needs and desires that rarely tend to show in the form of a small, barely noticeable bulge forming in his pants.

however, that problem had became more frequent lately and it’s all because of you, his one hell of a tease lover.

xiao had never thought of himself to ever be able to become turned on or horny as you put it. or even count himself as one to frequently palm his hardened cock through his pants where a small wet patch was growing slowly but steadily as he remembers how you fucked him so good the night before. or just recalling the words you muttered to him were enough to make his small cock stand up again as if begging for you.

the yaksha had also never thought of himself as the person to fall in love with an absolute pervert.

“darling~ guess what i bought today from that store?!”

ah yes. speak of the devil and they shall appear. never would have xiao thought of calling his lover the devil yet here you were, proudly holding up a bag of another sexual toys you’ve wanted to try on your inexperienced lover. you weren’t that much experienced either but you just loved to see the cruel and calculated yaksha turn into a common brothel whore.

two bullet vibrators taped to his hardened nipples, already on and turned to the lowest degree and yet he can already feel his chest feeling heavy as if about to lactate. xiao never tried such sexual activities before, he’s not used to such feelings or desires!

clenching his teeth again, xiao comes over the wand vibrator held over the drooling slit of his cock again for the nth time that night. gods, he felt so overstimulated. there were tears running down his cheeks, legs struggling to stay open the more you coo soft words of comfort and degrading nicknames as your hand twirls the vibrator around his cockhead, stimulating him more and more.

“guuhnn—! [na-name]!! slow—! unngya♡︎! slower!” the little yaksha in your hold arms squeals loudly like a girl, voice coming out all high-pitched and embarrassed. he said he wants the vibrator’s setting to be on the lower, but any lower and it would just turn off. and when you do comply to his wishes and turn it off, the immortal would keen loudly and buck his hips in your grasp with a fussy whine.

how unpredictable and… you would daresay, annoying.

“xiao-xiao… you need to be a good slut for me and keep it together! you can take a few more rounds. you’ve done it before” he can briefly hear your words in his mush of a brain. struggling to comprehend your words but when he does, he ends up cumming all over the vibrator again with a loud shrill moan.

“o-oohmp! okay!! okay♡︎ okayhhh—! i’ll… i’ll be a good slu-ungh! ungh! gcckk♡︎♡︎!!” nodding eagerly with a dumb slurred speech, xiao agrees to keep up with your sexual torture for longer.

he can do it. xiao can be your good slut. yours and no one else’s. he’s done it before, he had taken your many hours of vibrator torture before, he can do it now too!

by now, the yaksha had forgotten about everything except the feeling of the vibrators buzzing away on his sensitive places. duties of cleansing the land, hunting down remnants of old gods, his usually stoic nature. all of it were thrown out the window the moment the two small vibrators were taped to his chest, buzzing away and stimulating him.

poor xiao, unable to think. just moaning and squealing in delight as he comes over and over again. so many times to the point that now he was starting to shoot blanks on your hand.

such a sweet thing. not knowing that your little perverted games are only beginning.

[dollking081]

I. need to watch hetalia what the fuck is this. aiyaaaaa...

[spotsupstuff]

do you think neurons are spicy. like electricy flavored pop rocks

aiyaaaaa grázli............ fuckin chupacabras all around me... -takes out the rolled up newspaper- you feckin leave the brain matter alone, worse than hyenas i Swear

[sins-of-the-sea]

'I have @death-by-paperwork to thank for giving me this opportunity to spy my Crew more directly rather than wait for a monthly report from my favorite thrall. So what sort of secrets can I learn on this ship?

'A mutiny in progress? Perhaps a new love being found? Or someone trying to save my thralls' soul with sermons of God's forgiveness and everlasting love?'

Ruixiong rolls across the gun deck while stuck inside a barrel filled with fish as Phoebus and Rashid give chase. "AIYAAAAA!!"

'….Now I remember why I usually just leave the Crew on their own.'

[papilio-anima]

Bear hug!! For his friend!!

―  𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑯𝑼𝑮 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑶𝑵𝑬. @melodicbreeze / Venti

[ bear hug ] a tight, warm, and engulfing hug

"Aiyaaaaa?"

She was barely out the funeral parlor door when she was suddenly greeted in a way that most of her clients wouldn't even dared to have done. Her only warning was the a cool breeze that whipped in front of her, nearly knocking off her hat in the process. For a brief moment she thought she was being teased again.

But no.

This was something...else

She was being enveloped into a tight embrace. Her arms pinned to either side of her But not in a way that she felt completely trapped. It was actually warm. Comforting even. She wanted to relish in the moment but soon her own mind raced with questions. Was she really deserving as such?

Of course she was, right?

Still, she inclined her head slightly. An attempt to focus better attention on the bard. A chuckle slipped past her lips, using humor to make sense of the situation. "This is certainly a welcoming surprise, Venti! But I can't help but ask...why?"

[bakpidia]

alamak malu banget aiyaaaaa TvT♥ ITS SO COOL

sorry i got too excited i switched to my native language that time😭😭 im not really good at cosplay tho i'm just ordinary big lilia fan dfhfhfdjd *melts into pisang goreng dough*

[haecien]

Lovelies. . . <3

@woozvc Nora! #nora!☂️ AAAAA my first moot on this app! I literally love whenever you post! Best older sibling figure frfr also my fav Woozi & Hansol stan ong <33

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@anemoiant Wray! #wray!🍃 I'm literally re-reading "rhythm of the rippling sea" I FUCKING LOVE IT SM OMGGG????????😭😭😭 idk i'm a sucker for when the story i set in a beachy setting or near the water. PLUS ITS MINGHAO. I'm looking forward to interacting w u more! <33

@icyminghao Noelle! #noelle!☎️ I don't know much about you YET. But i'm looking forward to interact w u moreee! <33

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@kkooongie Sarah! #sarah!🐝 finally someone else who stans victon AASHAUEFHDHSFS, im looking forward to interacting w u more!!1&lt;;33 also hey we're the same age! That's cool

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@seokminded Artai! #artai🗡 IT'S SO EMBARRASSING THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL U EVEN IF WE'RE MOOTS:(( Ur so sweet tho!! Looking forward to interact w u<33 (ps pls tell me ur name when u see this please omg)

@evalevaeva Eva! #eva!🎞️ ur so sweet tho im :((( <33 ALSO UR FUMA FICS R HHEAHHDHSFD

@nonononranghaee Hafs! #hafs!🍉

I NEEDED MORE GHOSTIE MOOTS IM SO HAPPY HAJWNJEJEJAJEJJEKANWKDKD<3

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[ If I made any mistakes in typing your name/url pls don't hesitate to tell me!!! <3 ]

[sh1-n0bu]

aiyaaaaa

missing my cute emotes anon that requested malewife!thoma fic and disappeared😔😔

[papilio-anima]

"Aiyaaaaa...  of  course  it's  always  good  to  stay  up  to  date  with  the  latest  cultural  trends,  Mr.  Zhongli.  Anyways  I  suppose  I  should  fill  you  in  on  its  definition  to  maintain  my  responsibility  as  director~"

Ahem. 

"A  sigma  is  defined  as  the  brighter  star  in  a  constellation."

That's  it.  The  approved  answer  for  an  old  timer

"Is it not socially responsible to stay up to date with the youths of today, Director Hu? The loss of 'aura points' appear to be a rather devastating prospect, as observed."

@papilio-anima

[vampvents]

Aiyaaaaa one of the most frustrating things abt having obsessive love tendencies whilst being part of a system is there's only one other yandere ;; I wish we could be together but she thinks I'm weak willed :((((( also I love her but I'm fully aware she's like a super awful manipulator ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

Ms. Dove please love me!!!!!!!!!

[reilliane]

Intertwined ✤ Zhongli

I n t e r t w i n e d

A/N: Managed to insert Zhongli's piece in the flood of my event reqs, let's go osmanthus wi- I mean, fates boom! This, obviously, takes place during the Lantern Rite Event~ ✤ SAGAU Concept: Characters are aware that they are codes, pixels, and are sentient in the player's gaming platform. When the player is offline, their programming is turned off and they gain free will. ✤ [P/Name] = Player name ✤ she/her Words: 675

Behind the curtain of codes and binary that showcase the virtual setting of Teyvat, at the banner featuring his official art, Zhongli waits with a smile.

Presently, [P/Name]—who is using Xiao out in the open world—isn't at Liyue, so he needn't show up at Third Round Knockout nor at any of the places the developers have programmed him to appear in.

Their beloved player is venturing Enkanomiya, and so far it has been an amusing spectacle to see the Adeptus open loot boxes and accomplish achievements throughout the week.

Not like he's in control of himself, no. When [P/Name] is online, every single one of them falls to manipulation of the player.

It isn't like anyone in [P/Name]'s roster minds, though, for the latter takes the absolute best care of them at all times. If Zhongli squints enough, maybe he'll even see the tiny smile breaking past the Yaksha's coded expression.

The retired Archon glances at the primogem counter by his banner, humming as it read a bold and flat '120'. Oh, the time is near.

He watches with equal excitement as Xiao is hurried to a Shrine of Depth, the object box appearing with an all too familiar lilac key.

The shrine opens its barriers, welcoming the character inside to open the luxurious chest.

"Hm, there's quality here." he hears Xiao's voiceline just as the list of acquired items appears at the side. One more vital than the others.

Primogems x40

A total of 160, just enough for a single pull. Zhongli swears he sees the Adeptus' eyes light up at it.

There is an evident pause in the game, then an eager opening of the chat to send a message to someone.

「 SIngle pull!! Wish me luck! 」

「 ZHONGLI COME HOME PLEASE I'M BROKE- 」

He chuckles. What's the pity count again? He remembers it being somewhere around seventy-one. A little ways away from hitting the soft meter, but close.

Ah, still, he has no power against gacha, especially one that's currently 50/50. Surely, if their free will breaks through their programming, they'd 'come home' without end.

Which means that he has no governing authority as to whether he will be in the next single pull. But he's no pessimist.

So, as he sees the display shifting towards the wish screen, and the cursor hovering over the pull button, he hopes for the best.

He's always been curious about the sensation of 'coming home'.

When he queried the others about it, they all say that it is indescribable, but even their code cannot hold back their excessive joy.

I wonder, he closes his eyes when he sees the cursor click. Will I too feel such a sensation of bliss?

He can't be too sure. But he waits... and waits...

And there is nothing. No floaty feeling, no tugging- no anything.

He thinks he hears fingers typing away at a keyboard with incredible speed, but other than that there's nothing else.

At least, until he's suddenly being made to open his eyes, his lips, and then-

"What shall we do?"

It takes Zhongli a moment to notice that it was his voice that had reverberated and that he's in a whole new place; a blue, starlit environment.

This is...

Although he cannot look to the side, he can feel their presence to his left; Xiao, Albedo, and Jean. Ah... could it be?

There's no mistaking it.

... Home.

The subtle twinge in his code, holding back an emotion from bursting past the program. It's spreading through—his bliss.

One that simply gets even harder to keep in when the party menu exits, and he's in the same spot Xiao was at before the pull.

There is an evident sensation of control and assuredness.

[P/Name]. Their player.

Maybe if she isn't so captivated and in a hurry to press 'Enter', she would've seen the ghost of his smile when the camera pans away.

The chatbox opens again, and a flurry of words appears in a flash.

Zhongli can't help but know immediately, what the message is going to say. Why, he's quite happy about it himself.

「 He came home! 」

intertwined

a/n: MAY ZHONGLI WANTERS BE ZHONGLI HAVERS- Be a part of those who share the memory because for some reason he's leaving out Barbatos lmao- ah, and for those wondering, i'll release the 4 stars that come along with the rerunning characters, so Xingqiu's up next!

@cherryflushz @e7t3 @scarlet-halos @lordbugs @nebulaera @koi-chairowo

[i-know-how-my-story-ends]

I work with voter registration stuff and every time I see the phrase "right to vote has been restored" on a form I get so incredibly angry

[papilio-anima]

@soliloquics / Zhongli

The  funeral  director  let  out  a  long  drawn  out  sigh,  her  head  tilting  back  just  over  her  shoulders  as  her  suspicious  gaze  kept  fixated  on  the  parlor  consultant.  No  doubt  the  boredom  of  being  drudged  with  paperwork  all  day  at  her  desk  starting  to  seep  in.  A  small  collection  of  certificates  and  reports  were  clutched  in  her  hands.  Her  form  slouched  in  the  chair.

"Aiyaaaaa...  and  to  think  my  own  dear  advisor  is  keeping  his  thoughts  from  me,"  she  remarked  in  a  half  serious  tone.  It  wasn't  like  she  didn't  have  an  inkling  as  to  what  they  were.  Zhongli  knew  her  better  than  most  of  her  clients.

"Y'know  I  don't  always  want  to  give  out  those  coupons  or  do  a  promotion..."  It  was  about  time  she  let  that  one  slip  out.  Now  that  she  was  a  bit  older,  she  had  the  time  reflect  more.  On  herself  and  how  others  have  been  viewing  her.  Her  self-awareness  was  still  sharp  as  ever.  But  often  it  was  like  watching  a  boat  crash  into  the  Liyuan  docks.  Her  impulses  got  the  best  of  her  and  it  was  too  late  by  the  time  it  would  be  realized.

"Tell  me,  Mr.  Zhongli.  Why  do  you  stick  around  Wangsheng?  Is  it  to  keep  a  certain  director  out  of  trouble?~"

@papilio-anima : "I have the feeling that you're trying to tell me something." (Zhongli)

she   was   sharper   than   often   given   credit   for,   that   funeral   director.   while   zhongli   was   over   all   friendly   with   her,   he   did   find   her   exhausting   often   enough,   and   typically   took   a   step   back   from   the   most   unusual   methods   deployed   to   promote   the   parlour's   business.   that   said,   he   did   not   enjoy   prodding   as   far   as   her   personal   life   was   concerned,   either,   although   he   could   not   help   but   experience   the   odd   spark   of   worry   for   her   mental   health.   most   who   were   so   ceaselessly   chipper   hid   their   struggles   beneath   that   front,   after   all.

❛    it's   nothing,   ❜   he   assured;   she   probably   figured   out   his   subtle   inquiries   and   suggestions   to   take   breaks,   indulge   in   some   recreation   and   so   forth   for   what   they   were   already,   anyway.   ❛    consider   it   merely   the   musings   of   an   involved   consultant.   ❜

[suncello]

I am still not over THAT finale tho... I sad