#air baby

[crowiin]

welcome to the world

[dcxdpdabbles]

Damian: I wish to formally apologize for my behavior last night. It out of line to tazzer you.

Danny: It's alright. You thought you were protecting your older brother from an intruder. Ancients know I would have done the same if I found a stanger in my older brother's bed at your age, too. Classic case of mistaken identity.

Damian: Yes. Mistaken. I was not aware you were Ricard's paramour, and I did not plan to attack beforehand. Obviously.

Danny: Right! I will admit the tazzer to the gut, and the bat to the face was a sick combo! You would be a terror in street fights!

Damian: *Eye twitchs* A street fight lacks class.

Danny: Whatever gets the job done, class or not, am I right?

Damain under his breath: How did this fool seduce Richard? And how has he survived all attempts to scare him away thus far?

Danny: What was that?

Damian: I said my friend Jon sent you flowers. He was quite worried after Richard informed him of your fall down the stairs from the force of my swing.

Danny: That's nice of him. Can you put them across the room? I'm allergic to pollen.

Damain: Allergic? Who would have guessed. How allergic are you? Hmm? Deadly perhaps?

Danny: Oh, I'm not deathly allergic. It's just a mild inconvenience, not to worry.

Damain: *eye twitches increase* That's great. You seem rather chipper for a man who rolled down two flights of stairs. I suppose your injuries were not serious?

Danny: Yup! The doctor said I should be out by this afternoon. Just in time for dinner at your house!

Damian through clenched teeth: That's wonderful. I can't wait to see you dining at MY family table. Next to Richard. Smiling.

Danny: I know. I can't wait either! Alfred said he made me a whole batch of cookies to welcome me.

Damian: How. Wonderful.

[die-o]

It took me millions of years to finish, but they took millions of years to get here, so I think I'm justified. also i did just finish 113 and i need to say, on a related note and in light of that episode, hey Robbie?? is this your play EVERY new character? congrats honestly

[ugly-bug-starscream]

OMG SKYFIRE IS AERIELBOT'S FATHER FIGURE IN YOUR TFO AU??? I LOVE THIS DYNAMIC SO MUCH--- may I please request some uuuhh parent/children sketches with them maybe?? qwq

OF COURSEE IVE BEEN WANTING TO SHARE ABOUT THEM! some lore!: after starscream disappeared and presumed dead in the quintesson war, skyfire to distract himself from grief he built little kids.. using starscream's and his own genetic data. so hes raising all five by himself KSJDFJSG. im gonna make more but meanwhile heres skyfire with his eldest ones, silverbolt and airraid. thank you for requesting!! <3

[quesocheeso]

Thinking about MK and Wukong’s relationship in this AU being quite literally eldest daughter-mother type cause I think that’s hilarious

But also this?? Simply vibing

Bonus cause you guys have been really nice:

You guys can have baby MK :)

Extra bonus cause I was feeling nice:

FAMBILY

[sand-jam]

Morrotober day 1 | The difference between air and wind

[jedi-starbird]

Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

[amid-fandoms]

do you sometimes get reminded about how far they’ve come and get the urge to fling yourself into the sun

[jennydolfen]

In case you've been wondering how small baby halflings are - I have been wondering since the episode where Alma embarassed Orym by showing off his baby booties, and Liam said, "Think about the babies in your life... and then think even smoler." And yes, that was absolutely how he spelled it when he said it.

[jinikaris]

Hyunjin nearly getting KO'd by I.N

SKZ CODE EPISODE 71: SNOW KIDS WORLD #1

[qcoded]

human sonic and tails dood . . redraw of smth I drew a while ago

[gorgynei]

introductions vox machina origins (2017) / c3e121

[fryologyy]

wander over yonder sketchdump!

[hexedwithluck]

2021 Angewomon twt log 😇

[czpeterp]

OK! Back to out usual programming...

I know I'd already shared the last one but now there's a bit more context, so I thought about adding it :3c

I should really go back to making some pose studies with clothes for them, it's just Too much fun!!

[shotmrmiller]

personal sperm donor soap x reader because IVF is expensive (craigslist ad. everyone else thought it some FBI scheme but you just want to start a family minus the male relationship) thank you but once the dick appt comes, it turns into ghoap cuz johnny just had to bring his boyfriend to donate sperm too. higher chance of a baby