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my natural instinct is to speak Spanish to Africans and I always lean towards Spanish pronunciations when trying an African name I am unfamiliar with. I really hope that I someday actually meet someone from my country this way lol
#aint gonna happen lol#the plight of having suuuuuch an obscure background#hotmess#or even just someone who's been there or who immediately understands where i must be from#im tired of feeling so damn awkward and solitary lol#this has gotta be why expat guineanos end up dating spaniards and latinos so often
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Um... here is a widdle Clora for you♡♡♡
You're such an inspiration to people have a nice eternity☆!
AWW I LOVE HER THIS IS SUCH A CUTE PICREW🥹!!!!! the daisies you put in her hair and the little snake plushie...😭😭 WHO NEEDS SEBASTIAN??? snake plushie is all clora needs🥰
TY AGAIN and you have a nice eternity as well!!!🥹💖💖💖
#ask#🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#the idea of saying have a nice eternity is so sweet too BAHAHA also makes me feel like a vampire...🧛♀️i will live forever🧛♀️#also unrelated but im finally doing another batch of MCs#15 of them#i wanted to have them done by tomorrow but that aint gonna happen BAHAH so many.........#i didnt work all day today cuz i just wanna get them done once i get hyperfixated on a goal i cant concentrate till i finish it LOL#✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
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unidentified fat fuck (me)
#thought i would post these for fun since people like my me :]#i gotta make a full ref showcasing the whole Amorphous Void tjing but im laaaaazy#was gonna have a ref done for myself by my bday but that aint happening lol#fluxart#no other tags. this one is for the true wormheads only.
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lol bold of you to assume this took them 3 years
#he values their friendship a lot and also he is allergic to unresolved interpersonal tension lol#so theres no way he is letting this stand between them unaddressed for years#and also even if. he aint gonna torture himself with holding on to a faint 'well maybe..' hope for so long#after a while he's gonna figure that this isnt gonna happen and move on from it#laya plays dragon age#oc: liam hawke#also btw i love how fenris reacts to the rejection at this point#the. obviously feeling kinda dejected but also focusing on hey our friendship means a lot to me i hope we can preserve that#did you know... i care them.......#i do think its a little bit funny how w a lot of hawkes who romance fenris thats sme Peak Angst but w liam its like. pretty chill lol#theres plenty angst going on in his life but his love life aint it (for the most part anyway)
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life is great when you're not a HUGE bitch that is mad with life and love and whimsy and you can simply enjoy different love stories without comparing them
#just. incredible really#im the biggest kanthony girlie#love them to death#LOVE enemies to lovers trope#my favorite forever#top 1 type of read tbh#not much a friends to lovers reader tbh#HOWEVER#!!#polin#is just. so beautiful.#so so so incredibly written#bc ITS BEEN THEM. SINCE SEASON ONE.#it doesnt feel rushed bc its been happening since the very first season.#we been seeing since the very first episode#and thats how it should be#and its so beautiful and magical#precisely bc its not like a thunderbolt from the sky#kanthony was also a slow burn. just a different type. and shorter. but just as incredible.#theres literally#no. fucking. reason.#for the amount of bitchy comments about polin.#its friends to lover. OF COURSE its not gonna be the fucking same as last season.#its a different trope plot and characters all together#and isnt that the whole fucking point of this goddamn series?#showcasing different ways of loving?#anyways. just saw waaay too many comments on instagram hating a season that aint even done yet lol stop comparing to last season#touch some grass ffs. honestly. and its some of these comments are about fran and john too like? are you insane? fr?#if friends to lovers isnt your cup of tea thats fine but theres no fucking reason to be commenting mean ass things about polin or the ACTORS#like fuck off honestly lol
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Is Zipbomb strong enough to survive a piano falling on his head?
Idk I don't think about these things
(The tags contain an off topic ramble.)
#zimmy speaks#i imagine if he knew somethhing like that was gonna happen hed survive by avoiding or destroying the piano before it could crush him#but if he didnt know? idk hed probably get crushed but its not what would kill him???#i hope yall dont think i have every little intricate detail about what zip can and cant do in a liytke folder in my head lol#he aint that deep lol#im stating this in case someone tries asking some deep questions in the future relating to him#like the deepesf thing about him tbh is probably “oh he spares girlfriend that time becayse he hates her and eants to see her suffer#or whatever.#sorry this turned into an unrelated ramble btw i chose a horrible time to answer this (6 am without sleeping)
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place ur bets
#still havent drawn out the next part of syds comic#i know whats gonna happen (mostly) i just havent done it yet#so enjoy this at least#that moon is from memory i looked up a ref at the very end and went WHELP. GOOD ENOUGH#syd#sydney#fnaf oc#fnaf sydney#security breach#fnaf security breach#fnaf moon#fnaf moondrop#security breach moon#i know moon aint gargantuan#he was just really big compared to gregory who is child sized#but maybe i want him to be huge#maybe i want to join the dca fandom in making moon absolutely gargantuan#maybe that would be fun#my art lol
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ENTIRE PLAYLIST WORTH EXPERIENCING BUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS ONE ARE DRIVING ME INSANE
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DOES THIS MEAN I LOST YOUR TRUST SOMETIME AGO YOUNG MASTER’ HEY WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELF
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#submission#spoilers#HELLO??????#one day they'll pronounce yakuza in a way that doesnt make me say Lol but this aint bout that HELLO?????#IT HAS TO BE A FLASHBACK SEGMENT OF COURSE BUT STILL#LET ME SEEEEE NO OOOOO NO LET ME SEE#YO MOTHEFRFUCKER#knew jo shots tho.......... hi babes.....#did i manifest this Not Really but ill act like i did...#gonna throw up and cry over this for the next few weeks brb#watching this a million times brb#how the fuck am i supposed to take my spanish exam tomorrow. i simply cant Professor Im Sorry Can We Reschedule#Something Catastophic Happened To Me#anyway Rewatching This A Million Times BRB
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I’m on a huge losing streak in spoon 😔 sad….
#text post#on ranked i mean#i feel like im gonna go down when the new season comes in bc im in the negatives rn and it aint getting better lol#idk what happened#did i just suddenly start sucking?#i’m consistently getting gold medals though#my kill count isn’t very high but it’s never been#but there’s no way it’s just shitty teammates either…..#aaa
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GUYS IT'S ALMOST ECLIPSE TIME
#my friends are being lame and do want to go to the university to look at it through the university telephone tho#which has me :/#cuz they wanna go somewhere uncrowded#which LOL#aint gonna happen
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uhhhuhhhhhhh (Drops this with little explanation and runs)
#Super Macho Man#Punch Out oc#Ever Armstrong#she aint dead lol they just arent together anymore and he's stupid abt it#Macho's mansions now overflowing with rosebushes and tulips specifically bc those were Ever's favorities#the one thing he cares for by himself#doesnt let anyone touch his plants#dumb old man (Kisses his forehead)#also i cant draw bulbs i was gonna do lotsa tulips but realized how long it would take for this scribble of a comic so i cheated with a rose#with a rose brush instead lol thats why they plant a bulb and get roses out of it come ON its a nintendo world anything could happen#fire flowers sprout from the garden and then we get frost flowers after that or whatever#hhehehehehehehehehehehehe
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just shy of 2k words, half setup half borderline filth
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#this wasnt what i originally set out to do with my day but this happens surprisingly often lmao#yall aint reading it. unless you maybe ask nicely but even tho probably not#its just gonna sit in my docs until i feel its either worth something or not lol#but i did write so theres that. hurrayyy words#night is an absolute mess on main
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Hey guys im being evicted from my apartment if u wanna know why i been so damn dEAD
#text#yes the Tony saga continues to worsen!!#but this time i have a job LOL#well. we’ll see what happens after this month!#my activity is just gonna be sporadic everywhere basically#its a never ending cycle of tony torment#meulin grabbing cronus is all i think abt bc i aint reading allat💯
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#hellllllpppp why do my joints feel way worse at night#like#im resting u besties!!!! this is what youve been begging for all day be grateful#i really just want a massage that would make it better lol but that aint gonna happen#life with shannon
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Some of y'all have weirdly high expectations for a trashy game about a problematic TV show
Most of this stuff is 10000000% on brand
#like fine let's ignore the racism ableism homophobia and misogyny#and focus on people making decisions that make ZERO sense#overuse of slang#weird scenarios that are absolutely produced and would never happen naturally#just the overall redundancy#it's all there liiiiiike are we watching the same show?#it's GARBAGE#and if you don't wanna be part of the garbage i wouldn't be looking at love island#you aint gotta like it#but i'd say it's less fusebox and more the trash tv formula baby#didn't mean to say so much in the tags 🙃#but i'm not gonna retype it lol#litg
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The funny thing about constantly telling yourself that things could be worse is that sometimes. They are :)
#youd think the moldy trailer was gonna be rock bottom#but apparently its staying in a basement covered in the dust of a thousand thousand catshits#with the same people who traumatized me over 22 years until I moved into the moldy box in the first place :)#because im STILL dumb enough to believe their promises after decades of betrayal! or more accurately i dont get the choice lol#either way if i dont get outta here fast it is game the fuck over. been too much mental and physical pain for this shit to be worth it#fucked anyway given how much debt and permanent degenerative damage has been done but at least I can live whatever shit years I get left#in relative peace#I mean fuck I used all my fucking energy yesterday doing shit for them instead of taking care of my own stuff and WHY#all I got was get asked over and over to work even fucking harder like what the fuck did I expect#years pass and nothing changes for the better with these people what the fuck#and even if I DO manage to find somwhere to stay with folks who WONT lie to me for years to abuse my labor and psyche#I'll be broken in body and mind and spirit and ill need a job within the week to not fall behind#i still havent gotten on my feet and every attempt to rely on family. no matter who.#was just an excuse for them to use me for all I had for nothing in return#cant exactly find roommates with no money no credit no will to live and 20 problems on top of that that mean I cant pay rent yet#and without any family who wont try to kill me slowly or any friends who arent so fucked themselves they cant help its lookin like#im fucked once again gang#to think i was so fucking close to escaping all of this before the pandemic happened lol. even what I had then just isnt possible anymore#if I hear one more baseless 'things get better with time :)))' I WILL vomit until I choke to death like buddy that just isnt true sometimes#straight up some people are born to eat shit and die. babies get cancer. its been 24 consecutive years of eating it and I aint whistful fam#not anymore at least#keep sayin 'well it could be worse' when its about the worst its been and youre just asking fate to prove you right#only reason Im not completely homeless instead of technically homeless is that folks actually on the streets are much tougher sort than I#gonna jinx this whole fuckin rant but it really is a fuckin joke. i cant live like this but most folk Ive met on the street#would jump the moon just to live in the moldy trailer I got kicked out of let alone a filthy basement.#this COULD be a home I could work and live out of. fellas is it picky to prefer despair over living with people who traumatize you#does that answer change depending on circumstance and time or is there truly no justification in not making your life worth it#or am I really just the pathetic stoner burnout dropout that my folks see me as? I mean categorically yes.#is there any justification redemption or even just comfort to be found in that state considering the Weight that induced it#does it even matter if no other person knows what that Weight has been or for how long its built. if no one ever will know? whats the point
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