#aint gonna happen lol
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hotmess-exe · 10 months ago
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my natural instinct is to speak Spanish to Africans and I always lean towards Spanish pronunciations when trying an African name I am unfamiliar with. I really hope that I someday actually meet someone from my country this way lol
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choccy-milky · 3 months ago
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Um... here is a widdle Clora for you♡♡♡
You're such an inspiration to people have a nice eternity☆!
AWW I LOVE HER THIS IS SUCH A CUTE PICREW🥹!!!!! the daisies you put in her hair and the little snake plushie...😭😭 WHO NEEDS SEBASTIAN??? snake plushie is all clora needs🥰
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TY AGAIN and you have a nice eternity as well!!!🥹💖💖💖
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all-consuming-rot · 4 months ago
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unidentified fat fuck (me)
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dungeons-and-dragon-age · 6 months ago
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lol bold of you to assume this took them 3 years
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spideysatan · 6 months ago
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life is great when you're not a HUGE bitch that is mad with life and love and whimsy and you can simply enjoy different love stories without comparing them
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zimisnotdrifting · 1 month ago
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Is Zipbomb strong enough to survive a piano falling on his head?
Idk I don't think about these things
(The tags contain an off topic ramble.)
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whack-patty · 2 years ago
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place ur bets
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todayisafridaynight · 11 months ago
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ENTIRE PLAYLIST WORTH EXPERIENCING BUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS ONE ARE DRIVING ME INSANE
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DOES THIS MEAN I LOST YOUR TRUST SOMETIME AGO YOUNG MASTER’ HEY WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELF
LIVE
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elibean · 1 year ago
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I’m on a huge losing streak in spoon 😔 sad….
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bakvrue · 7 months ago
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GUYS IT'S ALMOST ECLIPSE TIME
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lukasdoodles · 2 years ago
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uhhhuhhhhhhh (Drops this with little explanation and runs)
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the-kipsabian · 10 months ago
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just shy of 2k words, half setup half borderline filth
:)
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meulinn · 1 year ago
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Hey guys im being evicted from my apartment if u wanna know why i been so damn dEAD
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lazyfox411 · 1 year ago
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goodnight-islanders · 1 year ago
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Some of y'all have weirdly high expectations for a trashy game about a problematic TV show
Most of this stuff is 10000000% on brand
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samwisefamgee · 1 year ago
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The funny thing about constantly telling yourself that things could be worse is that sometimes. They are :)
#youd think the moldy trailer was gonna be rock bottom#but apparently its staying in a basement covered in the dust of a thousand thousand catshits#with the same people who traumatized me over 22 years until I moved into the moldy box in the first place :)#because im STILL dumb enough to believe their promises after decades of betrayal! or more accurately i dont get the choice lol#either way if i dont get outta here fast it is game the fuck over. been too much mental and physical pain for this shit to be worth it#fucked anyway given how much debt and permanent degenerative damage has been done but at least I can live whatever shit years I get left#in relative peace#I mean fuck I used all my fucking energy yesterday doing shit for them instead of taking care of my own stuff and WHY#all I got was get asked over and over to work even fucking harder like what the fuck did I expect#years pass and nothing changes for the better with these people what the fuck#and even if I DO manage to find somwhere to stay with folks who WONT lie to me for years to abuse my labor and psyche#I'll be broken in body and mind and spirit and ill need a job within the week to not fall behind#i still havent gotten on my feet and every attempt to rely on family. no matter who.#was just an excuse for them to use me for all I had for nothing in return#cant exactly find roommates with no money no credit no will to live and 20 problems on top of that that mean I cant pay rent yet#and without any family who wont try to kill me slowly or any friends who arent so fucked themselves they cant help its lookin like#im fucked once again gang#to think i was so fucking close to escaping all of this before the pandemic happened lol. even what I had then just isnt possible anymore#if I hear one more baseless 'things get better with time :)))' I WILL vomit until I choke to death like buddy that just isnt true sometimes#straight up some people are born to eat shit and die. babies get cancer. its been 24 consecutive years of eating it and I aint whistful fam#not anymore at least#keep sayin 'well it could be worse' when its about the worst its been and youre just asking fate to prove you right#only reason Im not completely homeless instead of technically homeless is that folks actually on the streets are much tougher sort than I#gonna jinx this whole fuckin rant but it really is a fuckin joke. i cant live like this but most folk Ive met on the street#would jump the moon just to live in the moldy trailer I got kicked out of let alone a filthy basement.#this COULD be a home I could work and live out of. fellas is it picky to prefer despair over living with people who traumatize you#does that answer change depending on circumstance and time or is there truly no justification in not making your life worth it#or am I really just the pathetic stoner burnout dropout that my folks see me as? I mean categorically yes.#is there any justification redemption or even just comfort to be found in that state considering the Weight that induced it#does it even matter if no other person knows what that Weight has been or for how long its built. if no one ever will know? whats the point
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