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calamity-death · 1 year ago

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Ain't Nobody but Me: Chapter 3 - Shot / Counter-shot

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #my art #my writing #my ocs #fnaf oc #springtrap #springtrap x oc #oc x canon #ain't nobody but me

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chivalricmaiden · 1 year ago

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#i'm in love with the villainess #i favor the villainess #rei taylor #rae taylor #claire francois #claire x rae #claire x rei #clairei?#help me i'm new here lol #ain't nobody calling this relaire #that's the slime's name now fr

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jeeaark · 6 months ago

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When trying to teach your friends cool new tricks accidentally turns into a business deal.

A small crack idea, but if lv 12 Mizora can be a patron, so can Greygold. Even adventure-accomplished Emps is flabbergasted at the 'how'. It's cool, nothing like a quick side-quest to fix that technical difficulty.

Anyway, I need Mizora to get fired from her job. I need Zariel to fire her lawyer. Figuratively. Literally. Both. Hunting her down is all good and reasonable but. How many other warlocks are under her belt that risk turning into lemures if she capooted? It's cool, team heart-of-gold can beat her at her own game.

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the emperor bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #I like to think the elfsong cook is aware of who his boss is thanks to Greygold's business transparency negotiations.#dude is thinkin 'me family's been running this kitchen for generations. Never quit because of no rat; ain't gonna quit over no squid.'#Somebody's gotta keep squid bud company while Greyg takes Us out on another hellish buffet #Emps not sure if acquiring sending stones to keep in touch with Greyg reduces or increases stress levels #Also. Secret glasses for hidden words or secret glasses because buddy wants nobody to know they gettin' OLD. you decide.

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dol1isa · 2 months ago

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She never gonna love u like I do

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demonkinguwu · 7 days ago

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Vanessa Doodles before work™️

My interpretation of canon Vanessa + her w Snatcher + Someone wanted to hug he <3

#a hat in time #not really an au but ya know not really canon lol #ahit vanessa #ahit snatcher #queen vanessa #demondoodles #my art #ahit #snatcher #my beautiful queen waaaaah #the noodle loser guy <3 #the hold she has on me should be studied i swear jssjnwwn #anyways yeah #i know her having a shorter dress makes sense in the context of her wanting to be called princess but #I like long dresses :]#my hc is after the whole freezing she chilled out and felt guilt for some time but then she grew to not care as nobody wanted her apologies #so why bother right?#she and snatcher reconnected and they still dislike each other but still gossip over tea and murdering intruders <3 #Vanessa: Can I talk to you like a girl friend for minute #Snatcher: Ya sure give me a sec #Snatcher: Heeey girlie men ain't shit #They have a very complicated situationship but they're essentially stuck together so might as well deal w it lol #I imagine Vanessa wouldn't care about his relationship status but he would be jealous over hers #a mix of 'She doesn’t deserve to move on from ME after what she did to me' and 'I am normal about my ex I swear but-'#He and Van get together for tea and watching 50 kids competing for their amusement lol

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ebbpettier · 6 months ago

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simon snow uses three in one shampoo and yet baz still wants to fuck him. lets sit down and have a moment of silence for his standards. he's a goddamn hero.

#it ain't much but its honest work #'but squid' i hear you cry 'he probably uses baz's shampoo!'#that doesnt count that's mooching #if left to his own devices 100% organically with no nice baz smells #simon snow washes his ass and his head with the same glorified dish detergent #nobody atgue with me please let me have this

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clotpolesonly · 3 months ago

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don't ask how much of my workday i dedicated to making this but i'm genuinely surprised and a little offended that no nighthorrorfucking fic already exists tbh y'all are really letting me down

#Ronan Lynch #getting pounded in the butt by his nighthorror(s)#ain't nobody's written it?? i mean REALLY??#wHERE are the monsterfuckers in this fandom smh #TRC #edits by me #i legit have been at work for over an hour and haven't done a single thing besides this #methinks perhaps i have skewed priorities alkdjfgh

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itstwoamandimcursingyourname · 4 months ago

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confession: I love how crazy Aleksander is for Alina. My mewmew had a whole bankrupt country to run. but instead spent the whole trilogy and row chasing after an inexperienced cranky flashlight. And I love him for it

#So pathetic #Like bro come on #U're LITERALLY PSYCHO FOR THT #aleksander morozova #the grisha trilogy #alina starkov #darklina #He had responsibilities #But all he did was simp #He's an inspiration #How did he even do anything #I need his persistence #I need someone to want me the way darkles wanted sparkles #Also Alina is batshit for Aleks too #She just in denial #No I won't elaborate just go re-read the trilogy #Ain't nobody describing Aleks hands like tht without having unsaintly thoughts

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feralnumberfive · 3 months ago

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Personally one of the funniest things about the aftermath of S4 for me is the amount of times someone has reblogged something I said positively about S4 before the season came out with something along the lines of "Hey op.....this is tragic but funny"

#I genuinely laugh at it you guys are so fucking funny #and all I can do is laugh at my joyous hope for S4 lmao #hi I'm back (maybe) 👋#I have a deeply and badly bruised tailbone or deep tissue damage around my tailbone and I'm in a good amount of pain #I am in misery and there ain't nobody who can comfort me #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s4

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dawnofiight · 2 months ago

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It would be such a mindfuck to see an irl on here

"WHAT THE FUCK"

#redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asmr #wouldn't happen to me #yall saw my face and ain't nobody say shit #my irls would've saw me and been like 'girl you faking it for views'#wort views mate #this is why people think I'm British or Australian #I deceive on the daily

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calamity-death · 11 months ago

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Fnaf OC - Erra. Currently writing about them in my fic - Ain't Nobody but Me.

#fnaf #fnaf oc #my art #my ocs #fnaf fanfic #ain't nobody but me #nightguard oc #they do get quirky at night #hit #fnaf nightguard #i love mah new bby #also their name is a nod to wf ofc ahah #i mean a character creating hybrids of metal and flesh combined through a specific process?#i like doing references for myself *hit*#also unless you follow my stuff *somewhere else* you might see the full ref #not here unfortunately

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lastofthe20thcenturygirls · 8 months ago

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she gave it to her friend with the belief it will return itself to her. she is SO logical but when it comes to jinshi she could go metaphysical

#it's been 8400000 years when will it return to her #(nobody spoil if it returned to her between ln11 to ln14)#the sleep deprived lovesick fool #and the fool in denial giving the hair stick away knowing it'll come back???#like girl you caught feelings #they make me so sick #i miss them #also i miss shisui and xiaolan and i need them together again 😭😭😭#the OG friends trio #ain't nobody gonna replace them 😤#volume 4 best volume #(please don't judge me if this isn't an example of metaphysics i am stupid sometimes)#kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #jinshi x maomao #light novel #knh text

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thenerdymouse · 2 months ago

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! ! Spoilers Ahead! ! !

I am going to ramble about Whisper and the Diamond Cutters in the new comic! Because my god, I love this! But beware, this contains spoilers!

OMFG, she is so fuckin' proactive and LOUDER than her current self!

I love how she USED TO BE a fucking ball of energy!

Smithy and Slinger having a brotherly rivalry is EPIC!

I love how these guys are like just so excited to fight unlike everyone else

I now understand how fucking hurt Whisper was when she lost her team

Okay, I feel tiny bit sad for Mimic, BUT he is still a fucking asshole for killing his team!

His redemption arc would be WILD lmao

WHISPER CALLED SMITHY A BIG TEDDY BEAR?! HUHWUAEAYU

I love the sisterhood between Whisper and Claire! Diamond Cutter Sisters 4 life!

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dark-meta-knight666 · 7 days ago

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Basically Dark Meta Knight in a nutshell

The Amazing Mirror Dark Meta Knight: I kill you. Kirby: Why :< Dark Meta Knight: Because i can! Kirby: But i'm not the enemy- Dark Meta Knight: Well i don't care!

Triple Deluxe. Dedede: How are you bleeding? Dark Meta Knight: I wanted to bleed! Dedede: You can't just bleed like that! Dark Meta Knight: Says who!

Star Allies. Meta Knight: Who invited you!? Dark Meta Knight: MYSELF!!!

#dark meta knight #kirby #meta knight #king dedede #kirby triple deluxe #star allies #kirby and the amazing mirror #I can do whatever the fuck i want because I'm so edgy nyeh!#I'M THAT EDGY!!!#AIN'T NOBODY GONNA STOP ME!

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theodoraflowerday · 1 year ago

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the face of a man who just got his dick sucked and heart fondled so good he's thinking about abdication

#rwrb livenats #rwrb movie #rwrb spoilers #look at him #he's so happy #it's like yeah he just had the love of his life on his knees for him #ain't nothin gonna break my stride nobody gonna slow me down - henry

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wejustvibing · 6 months ago

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#ain't nobody care about that. give me 44 obsidian 🤤#lewis iwc duties #lewis hamilton #f1 #monaco gp 2024

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