#ain't no way

[nugg3tgracyein]

WAIT JUNO IS THAT YOU

i think i matched with you in splat zones @jsketch12

btw i'm nugg3t

[nartml]

I can't stand ship wars but I physically can't restrain myself when I see my faves mentioned in the comments of a video that says smth like "when there's a disgusting ship that makes you sick to your stomach but for some reason it's popular"

Cuz they gotta be rage-bait, ain't no way you're saying bkdk or stsg or itafushi or killugon or sns or erasermic or any other perfectly normal ship instead of naming shit like gojo x yuuji?

Saw someone say "any ship that isn't canon" and I started laughing, some y'all really hate fun huh

[wooflyyuzen]

So.... Radioapple human lawyer au anyone?

[duchess-of-oldtown]

Joe Jonas: *thinking he can slander Sophie*

The Entire World:

[formulalfc]

🚨the girlies found dead in a ditch🚨

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[osbcrne]

see i was just trying to look up the meaning of the word "perspire" because le chiffre said it and im stupid and don't know what it means and-

"will was perspiring heavily"

you're kidding, right? of all the names lmfao

zoomed in

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "After talking to Thing, I came to the realisation that these... feelings I somehow have-"

Enid: *getting nervous & excited*

Wednesday: "go beyond friendship - according to Thing"

Enid: *a little confused* "So... what are you saying?"

Wednesday: *kinda shocked* "uh... I believe I have become enamoured with you"

Enid: *frozen with shock, staring at Wednesday*

[dgiterart]

They called my jade cross-eyed

I repeat

THEY CALLED MY JADE CROSS-EYED 😭😭😭

WHO DID!? Djsjxjdjsj

I need names🔥🔥🔥 ain't no way they called my hubby that!?

(i hope i have understood you massage clearly English is not my first language 🥲🥲)

[monostardust]

David 8

So David 8 has always been so intriguing for me. He's an android an artificial being who's programed to feel and be like humans. And yet he's a bit human at times. His childlike curiosity of things he finds interesting like Shaw and her dreams about her father. Or his favorite movie and later on the black goo and what it could do to various lifeforms.

He's a bit human most times because of the curiosity until it gets morbid.

Oh and yes I do believe he did love Shaw in his own morbid ways of course. See when Weyland was alive David needed to follow his directive which was make Weyland happy and do everything and anything he says to make that happen. But then he died and that essentially made him a "free man". The purpose of his directives are gone and now he can have his own directives for himself and not for anyone. He can satisfy his curiosities without consequences of delaying Weyland's wishes because the old chap is dead. He can do what he want. And he did in fact do all he wanted.

Even Shaw was not safe from his selfish wants. When he developed deep seated love for her after she put him back which was a long time coming as he's always favored her the most for her little kindness towards him unlike the other crew or Weyland and Vickers. She'd thank him despite it being his job. She's not unnecessarily mean to him like everyone else. It made sense why he'd love her. To experience kindness is to eventually crave it. Pine for it. And to David, Shaw was probably the embodiment of it because he never experienced it from anyone other than her.

Because he's emotionally immature and obviously his programming has been tweaking long before shit hit the fan he doesn't really know how love works. He doesn't know that love is about caring, and respect for your loved ones. David doesn't know how to love others because Weyland doesn't either. Weyland only loves himself and prioritizes all his wants over everyone else's even his own daughter. It once again makes sense why David is the way he is because he's as Weyland quoted "And I made him in my own image so he could be perfect. So he would never fail."

David is a much worse Weyland I guess?? Just more committed to experimental monstrosity because he's more intelligent. My guess is that after spending time with Shaw and experiencing her kindness over time he started to delude himself that he's something special to her. He means something to her like Holloway meant something to Shaw. He deludes himself into thinking they're some sort of couple. And what do life long devoted couples usually have? A baby. Or Children.

So like a man thinking a child would fix things between him and his wife he thought of making Shaw a mother once again. Something Shaw would never be but most distressingly became one because of an alien babe. But this time he would be the father not Holloway. So he experimented on her, he was creating "life" from her parts and making her more resilient as well. Keeping her alive for her to witness their perfect "children" come to life. Eventually she succumbs and dies, which leaves him distraught. Which is why we get the scene of him crying in Covenant when he talks to Walter near her grave. She was never meant to die, she was only meant to mutate so she wouldn't die when he took from her. She was supposed to be with him forever with their "children". Yet she did and even then he doesn't regret mutating her, he'd probably thought of going about it another way to ensure she lives but he'd still experiment on her.

David's new directive is his wants and not even his love could stop these directives, he wanted to create life with Shaw as they both couldn't on their own. He couldn't be a father because he was an artificial being and Shaw couldn't because she's infertile. And because he thought Shaw wanted a baby, so he was going to use her to create their baby. Their special baby. I think that's also why he reacted so strongly when the neomorph was shot at because this was his baby with Shaw. One of the only things that carries Shaw is these monstrosities he's created from her. They're a reminder of Shaw and his brilliance.

[juniper-clan]

Not me bustin my ass on a juniperclan amv

HEHEHEHEHEHEH NO WAY

[raeohli]

She was a fairy🧚‍♂️

[epickiya722]

Okay, no for real, are there really other shippers who now want to "make peace" with BkDk shippers?

[pvtchurch]

Mitch: That happened to me, eh? I got rammed.

António: Well, fucked.

Mitch: By you.

FORMULA E ISN'T REAL 😭

[kyzveryown]

Playstation is buggin'. Nobody's paying $700+tax for that shit especially with the cost of living being as high as it is right now. You'd be better off building or buying a gaming PC at that point. They've lost they're damn minds.

[cherryblacksoda]

Todo really has a whole contraption on his arm. That's crazy, dude.

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Also Gojo's not back at all. Sukuna was just seeing some shit.