#ain't no party like a Diddy party

[drpepper-lovers-blog]

Proud to say none of my fav artists were on the Diddy list ( 99% of them are dead or 60-80 Years old )

[hit-song-showdown]

Year-End Poll #55: 2004

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*Sorry 2004 by Ruben Studdard plays softly in the background*

Now we're really starting to see the hold the South will have on the sound of rap and hip-hop in the 2000's. Just about every region that isn't the East Coast (and let's be real: New York specifically) had to fight to get their style of rap to be taken seriously. And when the East vs. West debate was reaching it's peak in the 90's, the South was treated like the third party option. I've linked to an article about André 3000's famous speech at the 1995 Source Awards, a moment that is marked by many as a turning point in southern hip-top.

Now in the 2000's, the impact of southern rap can no longer be questioned. This is partially due to the rising popularity of crunk, which has really taken off this decade. With Yeah! and Goodies, crunk was able to find a wider audience by fusing the genre with R&B (Crunk&B). This was also the year Billboard started publishing its ringtone charts, which was set to be published in late 2004. The ringtone era turned out to be bolstered greatly by this shift in the sound of popular music, as a majority of the songs making this chart would be rap.

But crunk was far from the only style of rap coming out of the south. Especially with the presence of iconic southern hip-hop act, OutKast. With the release of their double album, Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, André 3000 and Big Boi were not only able to experiment with different sounds and genres, but this album (these albums?) also introduced them to an even larger audience.

[throne-for-queens]

Of course they would be invited as a couple by Michael Rubin. Lmao, not to sound conspiratorial but he looks like a scary dude to me. The type of scary that one day could end up in a documentary. Kells looks like he has his guard up.

Forget the PA hotel, forget the Met Gala, forget the Grammys and the VMAs. In my humble opinion, when it comes to connections, those places are nothing compared with this party. This must be their second main big industry event after Beyoncé birthday party.

I guess it's hard to refuse an invite like that once you get it, he looks like a type of dude you wouldn't want to piss off. This dude has most of the A-lister in his place, at the same time, without being an institution.

Even if I were to be a billionaire, I would rather try get access in a 25€ club like Berghain. It is one of most exclusive clubs in the world (despite being very cheap) but at least it's openly a techno sex club with no hypocrisy, just safety and pure vibes. They have a total black dress code which I find to be less scary and more comforting than a this MR party. The total white is scary, it's giving Midsommar and Diddy's Hampton white parties. It's almost like after Diddy fell, MR took his place as a party host.

Honestly this is further confirmation that they certified PR. Cause ain't no way you are never seen together and you only spawn out to show up at a hotel opening and at a place that look like it's belong to a Marvels Comic.

I rather book room on floor 13 of the actual Hotel Diablo rather than be there.

I think you are right on this is another A list celebrity party. The first was Beyonce's disco party. I think in Hollyweird it is expected to show up and make these appearances and build these connections. After all, I think he does still need to fund his record label

[sweetescapeartist]

Don't care to talk about this stuff but I'm gonna

The whole Diddy thing. Some ppl are taking what ppl say out of context. Some are defending Diddy cause they some weirdos too. But others are simply saying that Diddy is being charged for flying women across state borders for sex. Is that bad? Not if they're willing. What happens once they get there? If they're drugged and unwilling, that's bad. If they are recorded without consent, and their videos sold and used as blackmail, that's bad. Those are crimes. He needs to be charged for r*pe, p*dophilia & other crimes. And they need to stick, not be dropped

I believe he isn't being charged with other things just yet because think about those "freak off" tapes he has. How many celebrities and businesses owners are on those tapes? Are politicians on those tapes? Are they drugged out of their minds yet committing crimes without knowing it or are they aware of their crimes? How many celebrities are on those tapes when they were minors and now their taxes are being sold? And the fact that Diddy was allowed to do all of this, given the key to the city, and the fact that Keefe D is said to have worked with the feds to kill Tupac... Who else is working with the feds? Was Diddy working with them and allowed to do all his crimes? Cause he ain't the only fucked up celebrity. Let's not forget that Epstein Island list that mysteriously vanished. Weren't there presidents on that list along with a ton of celebrities?

What I'm saying is this... Certain charges aren't placed on Diddy because then those charges would probably destroy the entire music industry cause hip hop ain't the only place where ppl are r*ped and trafficked and they are involved with minors. Look at rock and roll. How many underaged groupies were there that got taken advantage of? The entire music industry is fucked up. The film industry is fucked up. Weinstein anyone? Politicians are fucked up. They are trying to get Diddy out of the way, maybe a few others, then make this all disappear like that Epstein Island list. Can't get Diddy for all his crimes cause then it will incriminate almost all of them, reveal the abusers and victims and victims who became abusers.

I know how some of this works. I know of ppl who have been abused. I know of ppl who sell photos and videos of women of different ages (including underaged girls). But they have local authorities paid off. I say something to try to help victims without victims wanting me to, they can make me disappear. The police are tied in with the drug dealers. Some police are dealers and abusers themselves. They get a badge to commit crimes. Then what can the abused women and men do or say? All that will happen is that they will put their business out there for ppl to know and there will be no real punishment. Their pictures & videos are still circulating. Idk why ppl send nudes or let other ppl record them or get black out drunk or drugged out that they don't know what happened. I know ppl who have to pretend they don't know what happened to them. They see me and tell me how great I am cause I never hurt them or participated. But I never helped them either cause it would be public embarrassment for them and possibly get me or them hurt or killed. A lot of girls want affection and confuse it for attention. Then they get abused in all kinds of ways and end up traumatized. This Diddy stuff and Epstein & Weinstein stuff is on a higher level. If things can't get resolved on a lower level, what you think is gonna happen when ppl with waaaay more hush money are involved? And they got ppl they can send to silence you on top of the hush money? C'mon. It's all corruption

Teach your children not to confuse attention for affection. Teach them to be themselves at a young age without trying to be something they aren't just to be liked. Or just abandon them & let them some p*edo come mess with your kids and r*pe young adults who party too hard. Many women are emotionally immature and easily manipulated if you know how to make them feel a certain way. Y'all women need to actually become emotionally mature. Just cause you express emotion more than men DOES NOT mean you are mature. Men need to be more emotionally mature too. You think dudes won't send a woman to you to play you then get footage of you screwing her to blackmail you? Get out your feelings and know yourself before you end up in a situation you never thought you'd be in.

Women think it's cool to sleep around. Ain't cool when your footage is out there, is it? Or when some kid buys pics of you from some dude you were cheating with and shows it to your son & it fucks his mind up. But things won't change until they get extremely bad. So I just keep my peace and keep it push'n. Don't send me no nudes, I don't want them. I got a good memory so just show me in person if we got that kind of relationship. That's how I roll. I don't party with many cause I know their dirt while they think I know nothing. And I don't know nothing if you catch my drift. Keep your peace and keep yourself and your kids safe.

EDIT: this Diddy stuff is a distraction from the different level of politics that are going on. Not saying the stuff about Diddy isn't real cause it is. But that the Diddy stuff is pushed to the forefront because it's "shocking." That is a distraction. And it's mainly a distraction for black people due to it regarding hip hop (even tho it involves other parts of the music industries and genres as well as celebrities & others but they are presenting it as hip hop which is closer associated with black people). It's clever. Distraction & propaganda are tactics Nazis used, and where did they say they learned how to use such things? They learned from American propaganda. So distract black ppl & sections of other groups who associate themselves with hip hop (all so-called races have some involvement in hip hop) while the ones who aren't associated can focus on the politics and not get distracted. This is why black people or any other people should not idolize any musician, celebrity, nobody. Many of these are planted there, used by feds, then destroyed when the time is right so we can pay attention to our "heroes." The worship of these celebrities has always been dumb to me. Imma listen to whatever music I like, but imma have my nose in them books too and learn what the people behind the propaganda & distractions don't want us to pay attention to. Even the war is Israel isn't a real war. A war is a nation against another nation. A civil war is a war of a nation divided. A small terrorist group vs a nation is not classified as a war. Is there fighting, bloodshed, & death? Yes. But it is no war. Russia & Ukraine? That's a war. War as in a fight? Sure. That means two boxers are at war when they fight. But a political war involving a nation? You could say that Israel is "warring/fighting" against Hamas, but they are not "at war/organized conflict between countries or sizable groups." Bottom line, don't be distracted & make sure you can enjoy your life the best you can.

[lovelykil]

DID YOU HEAR ABT DIDDY?? a thousand bottles of baby oil is crazy

I did hear about Diddy

Ain't no party like a Diddy party.

[jackerscracker]

wake up in the mornin feeling like p-diddy

-🌻

(Hey, what up, girl?)

Grab my glasses; I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go!)

Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a bottle of Jack

'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back

I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes, toes

Tryin' on all our clothes, clothes

Boys blowin' up our phones, phones

Drop-toppin', playin' our favorite CDs

Pullin' up to the parties

Tryin' to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop, D.J., blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight

Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Don't stop, make it pop, D.J., blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight

Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer

Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here

And now the dudes are linin' up 'cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talkin' 'bout everybody gettin' crunk, crunk

Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk

Gonna smack him if he gettin' too drunk, drunk

Now, now we go until they kick us out, out

Or the police shut us down, down

Police shut us down, down, po-po-, shut us (Down)

Don't stop, make it pop, D.J., blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight

Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Don't stop, make it pop, D.J., blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight

Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

D.J., you build me up, you break me down

My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me

With my hands up, you got me now

You got that sound, yeah, you got me

D.J., you build me up, you break me down

My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me

With my hands up, put your hands up

Put your hands up

Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop, D.J., blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight

Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Don't stop, make it pop, D.J., blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight

Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

Oh-ooh, oh-ooh, whoa-oh

[bi-lavelent]

Lone Wolf (Quinn Fabray x Fem-reader part 11)

Warning: Angst, Fluff, Cussing, Smut, Bullying

“Okay so I will pick you up later.” I said as Santana walked out her bedroom door

“You know it’s weird seeing you in a uniform that you have to wear all the time. I miss the tight leather outfits.” Santana said

“Well we both don’t get to decide what we wear now so I guess we are officially equals.” I said

“Nice try I’m a cheerleader and popular.” Santana said

“Yeah well at this school Glee is the top of the food chain and then theater then sports then cheerleading.” I said

“Speaking of which we have a football game tonight…” Santana said

“at six thirty against Carmel High. I know and trust me that isn’t because the football team is good.” I said

“So you’re willing to skip the Eagles vs the Browns?” Santana asked

“To watch you perform I would skip the Super-bowl.” I said

“Santana we have to get going.” Mrs.Lopez yelled up the stairs

“Bye” Santana said

“Bye have a good day.” I said as she ran down the stairs

I also headed downstairs and jumped into my car. I started the 40 minute drive the Crawford County Day.

The first day at Crawford was amazing. It felt like I was walking around in a castle. The teachers actually knew what they were talking about. It was now the end of the day and The Crawford Country Girls had a meeting. I walked into the room it was nothing like McKinley’s choir room there was couch’s and snacks.

“Hello my name is Nicky. I’m a senior here what’s your name.” Nicky asked

“Oh hi my name is Y/N. I am a senior I transferred out of McKinley.” I said

“Oh my god did you hear about that scandal that happened there two weeks ago.” Nicky asked

“Yeah.” I said shit they had knew about it

“As a lesbian myself I am completely appalled by what happened there and how they got away with it. At least they finally got arrested. I did not watch the video I just heard about it. What was it like being there.” Nicky asked

“Well given that I was the lesbian. It sucked.” I said

“Oh my god you’re gay too.” She said slightly touching my arm

“Everyone let’s start the meeting.” The person sitting at the table said name tag Jess

“Okay as usual we are gonna have our seniors sing the main parts and thanks to Y/N joining us we will be able to have a bass this year. So if anybody has any suggestions of things we could sing. Also since we have a new person let’s say our name and then what you want to say.” The person next to Jess name tag Lucy

“Hello my name is Maria and I was thinking we could do a pop song.” Maria said

“Hi my name is Melody and it’s not like we don’t have country in our name. You know why that is we sing country songs.” Melody said

“What if we do both?” I asked

“What do you mean?” Jess asked

“Like Ke$has tik Tok and Cop Car by Sam hunt can someone sing with me.” I asked

“I will.” Nicky said

“You might wanna take your cameras out.” I said

Nicky

Y/N

Sorry the highlights is acting weird and keeps un highlighting things

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowing up our phones, phones Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs Pulling up to the parties Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the the sunlight Tick tock, on the clock But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the 

blue lights were shinin' Bringing out the freedom in your eyes I was too busy watching you Going wild child To be worried about going to jail You were thinking that Running for it Would make a good story I was thinking you were crazy as hell You were so innocent But you were stealing my heart I fell in love in the back of a cop car

Man, they weren't playin' They sure put those cuffs on quick You tried to sweet talk 'em They didn't fall for it But I did You were on the left I was on the right I knew you didn't smoke When you asked him for a light And I laughed He got mad and slammed the door

I swear your daddy's gonna kill me But if I survive tonight I wouldn't change one thing Baby, yeah, I know it sounds crazy

But there was somethin' 'bout the way The blue lights were shinin' Bringing out the freedom in your eyes And I was too busy watching you Going wild child To be worried about going to jail You were thinking that Running for it Would make a good story I was thinking you were crazy as hell You were so innocent But you were stealing my heart I fell in love in the back of a cop car

Oh And you were like, oh Side by side And locked in tight They were taking their time But we didn't mind

We talked And we laughed We sat real close By the time they let us go I was already gone I was already gone, baby

'Cause there was somethin' 'bout the way The blue lights were shinin' Bringing out the freedom in your eyes And I was too busy watching you Going wild child To be worried about going to jail You were thinking that Running for it Would make a good story I was thinking you were crazy as hell But you were so innocent But you were stealing my heart I fell in love in the back of a cop car

Oh I fell in love in the back of a cop And you were like, oh And you were like, oh (And you were like) Oh

“Was that good?” I asked

“Good.” Nicky said

Everyone left the room except for me and Nicky

“We should hang out sometime it would be great to get to know you.” Nicky said coming closer to me

“Yeah that sounds great. I gotta go pick someone up.” I said

“Well here is my phone number.” She said putting her phone number into my phone

I ran off to my car and drove off headed towards McKinley. When I got a phone call from Santana.

“Hey were are you?” Santana asked

“Sorry I am running late. I will be there in about fifteen minutes or less. Sorry” I said

“No problem.” Santana said

I finished my drive to Santana so that I could drop her off at the game on time. I went over the speed limit a little bit. I pulled into McKinley’s parking lot.

“I’m so so sorry I’m late.” I said

“No problem we just don’t have time to go home so I will eat after the game.” Santana said as she hoped into the car.

“How is Crawford?” Santana asked

“It’s great actually, I really like it there. There glee club is amazing and so talented. It’s a legit castle it is so much fun.” I said

“Okay well that’s good. Did you miss anything.” Santana asked

“Yeah seeing a hot Latina in the hallways.” I said

“That’s all I wanted to hear.” She said kissing my cheek and grabbing my hand

We pulled up to the stadium.

“Okay well I am gonna go sit in the adult section. Have fun.” I said as I gave her. Her cheer bag in the back.

I went and parked the car and went through the entrance and payed the non-student fee. I went and found a seat away from the McKinley high students. There was no point in watching the game McKinley had a horrible football coach. So I went and got some food. I watched the Marching band and the color guard. Which were decent performances. Sadly I didn’t get to see Santana much as the cheerios were in front of the student section. But when the half time show happened I finally got to see what she loved to do. She had a smile on her face the entire time. At the end of the game McKinley lost 7-56. I stayed in the stands until Finn came over and joined.

“Hey buddy how’s it going?” I asked

“We just got our ass kicked.” Finn said

“Thats not your fault.” I said

“What do you mean it’s not our fault?” Mike asked coming and sitting next to Finn

“You have a horrible coach. It isn’t the team it’s the coach and the team a little bit. I bet I could get you guys to win a game.” I said

”you think.” Puck said coming and sitting on the other side of me

“How’s Crawford going?” Matt asked sitting next to me

”Good dude all the women are so hot and we did a pretty good mashup today. I actually got to sing in my deep voice. You guys are so going down at regionals.” I said

“Sure we are we have Rachel and Kurt.” Finn said

“Are there any adults still here?” I asked

”No just us and the Cheerios why?” Finn asked

“You guys want some beer?”I said reaching into my bag and grabbing a six pack

“No I am driving so I can’t drink.” Finn said

”hell yah.” Puck said

As Matt, Mike and Puck all grabbed a beer and my bottle opener got passed around. I finally opened mine and took a sip.

“So what’s new?” I asked

“I got my grades up so your sister would get off my ass.” Matt said

“I think I have feelings for Rachel.” Finn said

“You don’t say.” I said

“I feel like she’s trying to get into my pants.” Finn said

“Oh that’s nice I went crawling back to Santana and got back together with her cause Quinn still doesn't want me we fucked in the janitors closet during lunch.” Puck said

Inner thoughts

what they did what. I can’t say anything that will out her. Why didn’t she tell me. Am I not enough for her.

“Good job man. There’s this really really really…” I said

“Oh hey guys what’s going on here.” Quinn said

I didn’t look up to see if anyone else was there. But little did I know that not only was Quinn there but Hope and Brittnay and Santana.

“Finish what you were saying Y/N.” Puck said

“Oh there’s a really really really hot girl at Crawford. She’s a lesbian as well. She out of the closet the only thing that I have to worry about is that she just got out of a relationship and that she is also a senior so she’s going off to college soon. But besides that she’s hot.” I said

At the sound of that a jealousy built up in Santana. She ran down towards the car.

“Will we ever get to meet her?” Hope said

”Well she is in our Glee. There just one more issue I am still in love with someone from McKinley. I would rather keep the McKinley girl in my heart than let Nicky in.” I said

“Who is it?” Puck asked

Shit shit it was his on and off again girlfriend the same person that he had his dick inside earlier today

“Um it is one of the Softball girls.” I said

“Oh I didn’t know that you were dating a Softball player.” Hope said

“That’s cause her parents are extremely religious so she hasn’t come out and I have no clue if she ever will.” I said

“As someone who got kicked out of the house by religious parents. Don’t force her.” Quinn said slapping Finn upside the head

“Okay well I best get going one thing I did like better about McKinley is that they have less homework. I have to write an entire 10 chapter essay 15 pages each about myself and quoting the professor nothing superficial. So I gotta go soul searching.” I said as I grabbed my bag and headed off towards the car when I saw Santana standing against it with her arms crossed.

The car ride home was quiet like a deadly quiet when you can hear when someone blinks. That car ride could have survived the quiet place. You could hear every single piece of machinery working in the car. When we got home Santana got out and slammed her door shut and walked inside. I thought that she was just mad that the football team had lost. I mean if anything I was more upset she got back together with Puck are you fucking kidding me and she gave it up to him. I guess I wasn’t enough for her.

In Santanas room Santana ran upstairs and slammed her door shut she also locked it. She ran over to her bed threw herself on it and finally let the tears escape. How could she compete with that woman. She was out and proud lesbian who wanted her girlfriend. She had to do what Santana does best figure out who this girl is and get in with her. She had to make her girlfriend remember why she liked her even if that meant her being up all night and you not being able to walk

My room

I knew that she was dating Puck but she had said that she had stopped having sex with him and was only having sex with me. All of a sudden my door swung open to reveal Santana wearing

What was she doing. I wasn’t just going to be her second fuck of the day. She quickly shut the door so that her parents wouldn’t see.

“Nope.” I said

“Oh really and does that have anything to do with the really really sexy lesbian that is at your school.” Santana said

”No it has to do with Puckerman dick being inside of you earlier today. You said I kiss him I give him bjs and hjs but anything under the belt I won’t let him touch that all for you baby and then not only do I here that you got back together and couldn’t even shoot me a quick text. The he goes on and on about he fucked you frontside, backside. So sorry if I don’t want to have sex with you after he clearly already pleasured you. I’m not your human dildo I don’t treat you like one and yet you treat me like one. Yeah you say I love you and stuff but maybe yeah maybe do find Nicky hot because I would know that I’m the only one who gets to see her naked and I’m not competing with a football dude that is so good at sex that he knocked up Quinn Christian loving, Celibacy dedicated, Quinn. Okay so yeah maybe I think she’s hot but I would never do anything about it because I don’t cheat on the people I love. Maybe I wish dating someone who’s got it figured out who knows that she likes pussy and not Dick. But I can’t because I’m in love with you and I can’t stop being in love with you no matter what. You have no clue what it’s like dating someone who I had to see making out with someone else in the hall. That’s why I left McKinley okay yeah the whole video thing helped but every time I see you two together I picture him inside of you and I just want to shoot myself okay. Because stupid me had to go and fall in love with another straight person.” I said

“I’m not straight okay I don’t know what I am and yes me and Puck had sex because I am still questioning what I like. But I also know that that isn’t what this is about. It’s because you like two women at the school me and Quinn Fabray and he got both of us.” Santana said

“See he got both of us why didn’t you say he had both of you. Just answer this one question do you still love him?” I asked

“Hell no it’s you okay it’s women it’s what I have been taught against my entire life okay.” Santana said

”Then take that thing off we’re not having sex but we can at-least cuddle.” I said

“I promise I will never let him below the belt again if you don’t let Nicky anywhere near your body.” Santana said

“Deal know come over here cause you parents refuse to turn the heat on and it’s 20 degrees.” I said

I snuggled into Santana knowing that when I woke up in the morning she would be gone and back into her bedroom away from me.

The next morning I woke up and surprisingly Santana was still asleep next to me. I looked over at the clock we only had 15 minutes before we had to leave. I tapped her shoulder

“Five more minutes.” Santana said

“Sorry no can do we overslept and you have to leave in fifteen minutes.” I said

Santana scooted back and feeling my warm body at the same time as her father’s footsteps scared her awake.

I threw the sheet over her head as her dad opened the door.

“Hey Y/N it’s time to wake up.” Mr.Lopez said

“Hey do you mind if I wake Santana up. I just don’t ever get to see her with how often I’m at Crawford.” I said

“Yeah sure.” He said

He shut the door and Santana ran to her bedroom. I sat up and threw on my school uniform.

Crawford gave all the Glee members a half day so that we could practice. Which meant that I could run by McKinley. I got to McKinley and found the Glee club in the auditorium watching one of there competitions in sectionals.

“Hey what are you doing here?” Mr.Schue asked when I came and sat next to him

“Don’t worry I’m not gathering information on you guys. Oh god they’re good.” I said

“Yes they are I guess you can watch us until after sectionals.” Mr.Schue said

“Can I call you Will now that I am not your student.” I asked

“I guess that I can’t stop you I’m just a random adult.” Mr.Schue said

We both watched the performance.

“You will have to step up your performance of your gonna compete with them.” I said

“What you’re saying that you guys can dance that good.” Mr.Schue asked

“Not all of us but we use the assets we have.” I said

“Okay well we will work on our hairography and I will invite you to watch.” Mr.Schue said

“Sounds great.” I said

“What’s up are you picking me up?” Santana asked

“Nope actually your parents are I have to go start working on this book I have to write but I will see you tonight.” I said

Walking away and driving to Crawfords off campus library. I was able to get the first two chapters done but I couldn’t find anything else about me. I wrote about how I love football and when I was little I wanted to be on a football team. I wrote about what it was like when I came out to my family. But I couldn’t figure it out. When I was leaving I saw a flier for Girls Flag Football. I mean it wasn’t an actual football team but it sounded fun. Tryouts were next week. I went home and I pushed my homework to the side I didn’t even know what to write. I started practicing for the team. I would go home and throw the pig against the wall trying to catch it for hours on end. Then halfway through the week I started moving furniture to practice. It was Friday and I was getting ready to practice when I got a text from Mr.Schue saying that the Glee club was hairogrphying monday after school with the deaf kids school. Friday

“Hey what you doing?” Santana asked me

“I have to get this homework done I’m so sorry.” I said

“Okay well my parents aren’t home and I was hoping for a little bit of girl on girl stuff.” Santana said

“That sounds great but I really need to get this finished. So that I can have time for other stuff next week.” I said

“Come on since you’ve gone to Crawford I haven’t been able to have any sexy time with you. I show up in lingerie knocking on your door and instead of doing it we fight.” Santana said

“Look how about you have a sleepover at Brittnay’s and I will make it up to you soon I promise. Trust me I like your sweet lady kisses.” I said wrapping my arms around her and kissing her.

“Okay fine I will go to Brittnay’s but you better make it up to me.” Santana said leaving the room

Text messages Santana: How’s the homework going Y/N: Not good your lucky that you go to McKinley Santana: Can’t you just not do it. Y/N: No its makeup work for my last couple of months that I have missed otherwise I would have to retake it. Santana: Can’t you just retake it? Y/N: I would be graduating the year after you if I fail again. Santana: Oh so your taking Sophomore English Y/N: yes okay but I need to write a ten chapter book about who I am. How am I supposed to write about myself when I don’t even know who I am anymore. Santana: what do you mean Y/N: Last year I knew exactly who I was the loner kid who was usually either drunk or high. Had no interest in anyone or anything because I was too scared to let anyone in and know I am have let people break down my walls. I just wish I knew who I was. Santana: Well I can’t tell you who you are but I know that you can figure it out. Text me later if you need anything. Y/N: Are you up? Santana: yeah what are you doing? Y/N:I think I’m going to lose my mind over this essay Santana:Is that all you wanted to tell me? Y/N:No I think that I have mono you wouldn’t no anything about that would you. Santana: Yeah I think that I got it too Y/N:You know you most likely got it from puck and then gave it to me. Santana:Oh well maybe I got it from someone else Y/N:Oh well I guess you should come back home I can show you who you belong too Santana:oh yeah well maybe Ive got something of yours. Y/N:Well maybe you’ll have to come back home and give it to me. Santana:Do you want me to come back home so that we can hook up tonight? Y/N:Well I have been on top of my homework all week what if I want something on top of me. Santana:Have you taken a shower yet? Y/N:yeah do you have any idea we’re all my panties have gone? Santana:Maybe that’s what I have so does that mean your not wearing any? Y/N:What about your panties tell me about yours Santana:not wearing any. Y/N: we’ll maybe you’ll have to come home and will have to do some naughty stuff cause lord knows that you’re fucking smokin’ hot and sexy when my fingers are inside your soaking wet pussy. Santana:Do you think that I am too hot? Y/N:oh baby your so fucking hot and sexy that your zip code should be 666 Santana:oh you see that’s not the kind of person I pray too. Y/n:Who do you pray too? Santana:well you see there’s a reason I’m always on my knees in front of you I’m praying and you always give me what I’m asking. Y/N:well how about we test your theory out? Santana:When? Y/N:you promised Brittnay you’d have a sleepover so how about tonight? Santana:well I guess that I won’t be wearing any panties this whole weekend. Y/N:if you don’t I won’t. I might just stop wearing them completely. Santana:Good maybe I need you so bad that I need to ditch Brittnay. Y/N:Goodnight love you. Santana:Love you too.

I went to bed after practicing Friday night and Saturday I woke up and decided I really needed to finish my essay so I picked up my idea book and went to the library I was able to get a couple more things out and on the paper. When I got a phone call saying that Santana got her drivers license and so they were going out to Celebrate with her entire family and they wanted me to come. So I hopped in my car and headed back home. When I got there I took a quick shower and threw on some dressy casual clothes.

But underneath was a suprise for Santana.

“Okay I’m ready.” I said as I went downstairs

“Okay she will be home in like 5 minutes she is driving down the street.” Mrs.Lopez said

Soon enough the door opened and Santana was holding her keys.

“I’m so proud of you baby girl.” Mrs.Lopez said

“Thank mom.” Santana said hugging her

“Does this mean that you will be driving me to the mall now.” I said

“Oh come on you like driving us to the mall.” Santana said

“Okay fine congrats now just don’t get into any car accidents. Be safe please.” I said

“I agree be safe.” Mr.Lopez said

“Now let’s go back in your car and head off to your dinner.” Mrs.Lopez said

“You got me a car?” Santana said

“Yes.” Mr.Lopez said

We all got in the car and headed off to the party. Which had a ton of gifts for Santana. I found some people that I recognized and walked over to the other Cheerios with Santana.

“Oh my god thank you for coming.” Santana said

“Are you kidding me you’re our best friend how couldn’t we come?” Brittnay said

“Congrats now I won’t have to drive you around everywhere.” Quinn said

“That’s what I said but be careful she scolded me for saying it.” I said

“Well we are all so proud of you.” Hope said

“I’m gonna go say hi to my family so my parents don’t get mad but then I’ll come back over here.” Santana said

“So Quinn how’s the baby doing?” I asked

“My stomach is so itchy.” Quinn said

“Yeah see I wish I had found something to help with that.” I said

“Also if I lift my shirt it looks like an alien is growing inside of me. I used to have abs.” Quinn said

“Yeah well if you work hard after you have the baby you’ll have them back in a couple years.” I said

“Years?” Quinn asked

“Yeah sorry. Have you decided what you wanted to do with the kid yet?” I asked

“No I think that I might want to keep it.” Quinn said

“We miss you at McKinley.” Brittnay said

“Yeah we do.” Quinn said

“I just miss you last year me and you spent every waking second together cause you had no friends and neither did I and now we don’t go to the same school we’re living in different households.” Hope said

“Well I can’t fix yours Hope but I am gonna come see you guys Monday.” I said

“Gift time” The Dj announced

Most of the gifts were for the car as excepted. I just didn’t realize Puck was there he gave her two gifts since he was her boyfriend. He gave her windshield wiper fluid and a picture of them to hand up. After gifts she walked up to me over by the drinks.

“WHY Didn’t you get me a gift?” She asked as I lead her to the bathroom. It was single stall so I just locked the door when I went in.

“I did I got you a lot actually. I have bought you a Subwoofer and a new Radio which will be getting installed by me sometime next weekend that and I have bought tickets for your parents anniversary this week a month long cruise and 3 weeks in Mexico. So it’s just you and me at home and for tonight. Well I guess you’ll just have to wait to see what I am wearing underneath this.” I said walking out of the bathroom leaving her flustered.

The rest of the party went by fast. We were getting ready to leave we were just waiting for her parents to finish up their conversation with one of her uncles. We waited and then they finally arrived. We drove home and her parents got in a car and drove off to the airport.

Once they were gonna Santana pulled me inside. Shut the door leaving the lights off she tore my clothes off me and then we ran up the stairs.

“Damn where have you been hiding this?” She asked.

“Oh I bought it for you today. Why do you like it?” I asked

“I would like it better off of you.” She said

I slowly started to lean over her kissing her neck where she is the most sensitive. As she unclipped the Bra. I slowly started to turn so that she would be on top of me.

“Oh so I’m the one on top today!” Santana said seductively

“Well I need to know how good you are at being road if I'm gonna be driving with you soon.” I said

“No just no.” Santana said

“Yeah that was pretty bad.” I said

“Now shut your pretty mouth so that I can get to work of you screaming my name.” Santana said

I gladly obliged as she went down to my legs and pulled them apart. She put her mouth right over my clit and started sucking rubbing her tongue back and forth. I tried to close my legs and ride her face.

She stopped and shook her head no pushing my legs back down. I concede letting her take the lead. I moaned when her fingers made contact with my aching center.

As she slid two fingers in and started thrusting in and out with her thumb following the same motion as her tongue over clit.

Yes Santana I moaned as she hit the G spot. I could feel the waves building up in me. When she finally curled both of her fingers. I exploded all over fingers and face. She moved her face coming up to my face to suck on my boobs as I finished riding out her fingers.

She came up and lied next to me in my arms kissing me as we made out. After a while of needing oxygen we let go of each other’s lips. We just laid there in silence for a few moments.

“That was…” I said

“The first of many you sent my parents away for pretty much two months. You just got yourself into a heap of trouble.” Santana said

“If this is my punishment. I guess I will just have to be really really naughty.” I said

We laid there for a little longer. Cuddling each other.

“I really need to get my homework done.” I said

“Well you could do your homework or we can have a round two.” Santana said hoping back on top of me

We went all night long. We lost track of time we didn’t realize how long we had been going at it til we could see the sun seeping through the window. In Santanas bedroom. Two sounds were filling the air Santana screaming my name as she orgasmed on my fingers and the song the birds were singing outside.

We went and laid together for a couple minutes until her alarm went off.

“You know we could just skip school.” Santana said

“That sounds so nice. We could just skip school until your parents come back.” I said

“realistically how long will you let me lay in this bed?” Santana asked

“Until 11:00am. I will have to drop you off at school and go to my Glee practice and then I’m going to see yours.” I said

“Wait are you actually letting me stay home today.” Santana asked looking at me

”Yes. I just want to sleep in with my sexy Latina girlfriend. Who kept me up all night.” I said

“Yeah well I think it was my sexy (whatever you want to put replace the next word with) Italian girlfriend was the one who started it with her gift for me passing my driving test finally I mean I am 16 and 1/2 and can finally drive.” Santana said

“Yeah well was it better gift than the windshield wiper fluid Puck gave you.” I said

“Yes babe your gifts are better than Pucks is that all you care about?” Santana asked

“No I also care about if you liked it.” I said

“I loved it i always love it when I’m on top of you and you’re screaming my name and moaning it too.” Santana said

“Okay we’ll set your alarm and let’s go to bed.” I said

We finally slept. Her twin bed felt so big with how close we were to each other.

We woke up a few hours later and got dressed and headed out to the car and I drove Santana to school. Realizing that it would be easier if we went together.

I went to Crawford and entered the choir room. I was still struggling to walk and stand from the previous nights activities.

“I haven’t seen you at all today.” Nicky said

“Hey Nicky yeah no I stayed home.” I said

“Oh I hope that you’re not sick.” Nicky said

“Nope just in pain.” I said under my breath but she still heard due to how close I was standing to her.

“Migraine?” She asked

“Yeah I think I got it from the stress of being at a new school.” I said

“Well I could maybe help you with that why don’t you stay after the club ends so I could try and help if you know what I mean.” Nicky said

“I actually have plans with my friends.” I said

“Okay well maybe you could ditch them. It won’t take long just like fourteen minutes.” Nicky said

“I’m really good I don’t have it anymore a day of sleep helped.” I said knowing what she was getting at

We had the meeting which lasted until two o’clock. I had finished packing up by backpack but was in the corner putting my guitar away in its bag.

“You know my offer still stands I don’t live far from here.” Nicky said

“No I have plans with my friends.” I said adamantly

“What so special about these friends.” Nicky asked confidently strutting towards me

“There like my family.” I said as she stood right in front of me with the look in her eyes that Santana had when she looked at me.

(This is Nicky)

I pushed her away and walked away.

“Hey Y/L/N who got you waking like that?” Nicky said

“My hot sexy cheerleader girlfriend.” I said without thinking

“Is she gonna be there?” Nicky asked

“I mean it is her school.” I said

“Well tell her to not let her girlfriend out of her eyes because I could easily steal her.” Nicky said

“Nope shes already got me under lock and key. I belong to her.” I said as I walked out of the room and left the building.

I was sat in Glee club next in the corner so that I wouldn’t interfere with anything but so that I could still watch.

I kept my hand on my mouth as every time I saw Santana I just kept saying I am so gay. I mean there wasn’t even dancing they were moving their hair around. But I mean she was so hot her outfit everything. I watched in amazement wishing that it would never end. The deaf kids didn’t seem as impressed as me if at all.

The deaf kids song was really moving. Especially once the New directions stood up and started doing it with them. It reminded me of when I did silent night in sign language with my middle school choir.

Me and Santana left together after the performance. That night we had fun activities we had decided to take a break while Santana went downstairs to get our take out from breadsticks. When I got a phone call from Quinn.

“Y/N I have no clue what to do.” Quinn said crying and hyperventilating

“Quinn calm down where are you at.” I asked

“Pucks house I’m downstairs.” Quinn said crying

“I’m on my way okay. What’s the address ” I said jumping out of the bed and throwing some clothes on.

She gave me the address and I grabbed my keys and hopped in the car and drove to Pucks house. I ran up to the door and Knocked on the door.

“Hey what are you doing here?” Puck said opening the door

“Quinn wanted some mother advice something about her pregnancy.” I said not sure if he had done something to her

“Yeah she’s downstairs.” Puck said

I ran downstairs and saw her lying on the couch crying. I ran over and wrapped my arms around her.

“What happened?” I asked

“I thought that Puck was going to be a good father. I wanted to check so on Friday I had him babysit Mr.Schues Nephews with me.” Quinn said

“And what?” I asked

“He and Santana were sexting the entire time.” Quinn said showing me the pictures she had taken of his phone.

“What did you do?” I asked

“I told Mr.Schue’s ex wife that she could have the baby. She wants it so that Mr.Schue will take her back.” Quinn said

“Oh come here I got you okay but we aren’t giving the baby to her. Do you want your daughter to turn out as psychotic as her and her sister.” I said

“No.” Quinn said

“I can hook you up with my adoption agency or we can take it one step at a time.” I said

“Do you regret giving up your daughter?” Quinn asked

“Every single day. I would have been a great mother. But I also couldn’t have joined Glee and I would never have had time to watch Cheerio practice. So the life I have know wouldn’t exist.” I said

“I’m sorry I called you about this I know it probably hurts you. I know that you have crush on Santana and most of us Cheerios. You blush every time we talk to you.” Quinn said

“Yeah well there is a lot of hurt you have to go through when you’re a lesbian who usually falls for straight girls. Who are already in a relationship.” I said

“You’re telling me.” Quinn said quietly

“What did you say? Does Quinn Fabray have a girl crush.” I said

“What no?” Quinn said

“Coach Sylvester.” I said

“Gross” Quinn said

“Tina” I said

“No” Quinn said

“Okay fast round Brittnay.” I said

“No” Quinn said

“Too bad you too would be hot together.” I said

“Is that really who you ship in Glee club.” Quinn said

“No.” I said

“Then who do you ship?” Quinn asked

“Not saying.” I said

“Oh you have an ego so you’ll definitely ship someone with yourself. Do you ship a foursome with the unholy trinity.” Quinn asked

“Hey I’m not the one being Questioned here.” I said

“That wasn’t a no. You know what I understand that it is kinda hot. Too bad we’re all straight.” Quinn said

“You can’t say I’m straight and having a foursome with me, Brittnay and Santana is hot in the same sentence. It’s counter productive it’s like care Blanchett saying I’m married any time something gay happens.” I said

“Sure.” Quinn said

“Is your girl crush me?” I said smirking

“You wish.” Quinn said

“You know what I really do.” I said

“Okay well there’s only a couple left it isn’t Rachel is it.” I said

Quinn looked away

“O oh my god it is.” I said

“That just makes me sad.” I said

“Why?” Quinn asked

“Cause you could have a crush on anyone in glee and you choose her. You choose the straightest one. Also if you two do get together I’m not going to the wedding.” I said

“Do you hate her that much?” Quinn said

“Yes.” I said

“What has she done to you.” Quinn asked

“She foiled my plan for making you three fall madly in love with me also she gets everything she wants and she’s way to happy the only things that should be that happy are babies and dogs.” I said

“What was your plan?” Quinn asked

“Get you all to leave your boyfriend’s get Santana and Brittnay to finally get together.” I said

“Wait you know those two like each other I thought that I was the only one who saw it.” Quinn said

“I’m happy I’m not alone in seeing that. Anyway then I would beat someone up cause according to my sister you all found me hot when you guys were creeping on me and watched me beat the shit out of karofosky.” I said

“She told you about that? I mean it was hot only an idiot would think it wasn’t.” Quinn said

“Well what if I go beat Puck up. He deserves it.” I said

“That would not do anything.” Quinn said

“Dang it you know he has a very punchable face.” I said

“I think that you just jealous. That he got all of the wemon you like without trying.” Quinn said

“Wrong he had to get you drunk to get with you. I would never do that.” I said

“Shut up do you wanna watch a movie with me.” Quinn said

“Yes please.” I said picking up the blanket on the ground as we both laid down.

“Cream cheese covered pickle.” Quinn said overlong me one of her snacks

“Hell yeah.” I said grabbing one and biting into it.

“Puck thinks they’re gross.” Quinn said

“Well when I was pregnant I ate lemons that were covered in hot sauce.” I said

“That’s disgusting.” Quinn said

“You know what’s gross my craving for hot sauce was from before I was pregnant I used to drink bottles of hot sauce.” I said

“You must be loving living with a Latina family then. I know Santana’s family loves their spicy food.” Quinn said

“I know it’s my heaven.” I said as the movie started

After being four movies into the Harry Potter series Quinn fell asleep on me. I headed upstairs.

“Is she better?” Puck asked

“Yeah she is.” I said

“I don’t know what I’m doing.” Puck said

“Look trust me I know it’s hard. But lose your playboy ways and that baby will be in your life. You’ll be a dad and a good one at that.” I said

“That’s easy for you too say you keep on flirting with both my girlfriends.” Puck said

“Puck when you have too girlfriends you have an issue you’re going to have to choose Santana or Quinn and you better choose before you lose both of them.” I said

“What to you.” Puck said

Yes to me I am already fucking Santana and I easily could have taken that flirting down stairs in another direction “No they are straight they will never like me and I have come to terms with that.” I said

“Thank you.” Puck said

“No problem.” I said

“Hey did you need anything?” Puck asked

“Yeah actually could I borrow your phone I will bring it to you tomorrow my phone just died and I need to text my sister cause I’m meeting up with her and Matt.” I said

“Yeah sure just don’t look at any of the text.” Puck said

“I mean unless you’re sending dick pics to my sister then we will be fine.” I said

“Your sister’s Matt’s I’m not fucking with that.” Puck said

I got in the car and drove back to Santanas house. I sat in the car for a little bit. Comparing there texts to ours they were practically the same. Except Santana had clearly excepted his offer to have sex. Whereas I was being a good person and told her to stay with Brittnay.

“Where have you been?” Santana asked as soon as I came in

“Just helping someone out.” I said putting my jacket down

“Well I have been worried sick.” Santana said

“Oh really cause I think you have been sexting Puck just like you were Friday.” I said throwing both of the phones showing the text on the counter. “Come on Santana you were sexting us at the same time how long do you think it will take until you’ll have to choose which one of us. What would have happened if I had told you to come over and didn’t tell you to stay at Britney’s who would you have chosen.” I said

“Why were you even at his house?” Santana asked

“Quinn called me crying cause the baby was feeling weird and she knew that I would probably know what it was. Then after we had dealt with her Braxton hicks she told me about her plan to keep the baby and to raise it with puck and that she had him babysit to see how he was with kids and how the entire time he was sexting you.” I said

“What are you saying?” Santana asked

“Maybe we need to take some time apart you need to figure out what you want. I am gonna be staying downstairs. We’re just gonna be friends. Cause I can’t keep letting you break my heart one day your telling me you love me the next day your having sex with Puck.” I said

[nastya-sokolova-2002]

Zubi: (lip-syncing) Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy



Romy: Yo, what up girl



Zubi: (lip-syncing) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city



Romy: Let's go



Tinker: (puts Jack and Jill toothpaste on his toothbrush while staking throw the halls and lip-syncing) Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a bottle of Jack



Minerva: (pulls Tinker into the detention room, lip-syncing) Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back



Cora, Katie Kaboom, Dot: (lip-syncing) I'm talking pedicures on our toes-toes



Mindy: (lip-syncing) Trying on all our clothes-clothes



Pinky and Brain: (lip-syncing) Boys blowing up our phones-phones



Skylar: (lip-syncing) Drop-topping, playin' our favorite CD's,



Bus Driver: (lip-syncing) Pulling up to the party, trying to get a little bit tipsy

Yakko and Students: (lip-syncing) Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up



Wakko: (lip-syncing) Tonight, Imma fight, 'til we see the sunlight



Angelina: (lip-syncing) "Tik tok, on the clock



Wakko: (lip-syncing) But the party don't stop, no



Burbank Citizens: (lip-syncing) Whoa, whoa, oh oh! Whoa, whoa, oh oh! Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up, Tonight, Imma fight, 'til we see the sunlight



Dot and Zubi: (lip-syncing) Tik tok, on the clock, "But the party don't stop, no



 (The Warners run into the living room and sit on the couch as usual, which is then lifted into the air by several other citizens celebrating their arrival)

079:This song is very awesome!

[shoptshirt01]

Custom T-shirt printing Ain'T No Party Like A Diddy Party T-Shirt . is something that is recently in demand by everyone be it for

[blockerswrite]

Ain't no party like a Diddy party.

[buttercupkg66]

LeBron James says 'ain't no party like a Diddy party' in resurfaced clip

[carruechedaily]

Girl, you really think Cracky got skeletons like that? I know he ain't shit but I think it's a narassitic personality flaw thing with him. I think he does/did lie to minimize what he's done in the past but i feel like it's no Diddy caliber evil. Cracky just product of his witch user mother and his fans. The immaturity comes from them not holding him accountable ever

Actually they are exactly the same, it’s actually eerie to me how similar the situations are. If Kae never filed for the RO we would’ve never known he put hands on her or that he was threatening & harassing her same with Cassie, if she didn’t file that lawsuit none of this would’ve come to light, he allegedly broke Ammikas ribs in Mexico too, the long list of people he beat up because he can’t control his temper, everyone from his former manager, to randoms,to Tey and Usher last year, didn’t he just beat someone up on tour ? Then you got the parties & the girls and the drugs, it’s all there

[donpoisson]

Ain't no party like a puff...! #puffy #diddy #tdjakes

[isettreesonfire]

Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P Diddy (hey, what up girl?)

Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (let's go)

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back

I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes, toes

Tryin' on all our clothes, clothes

Boys blowin' up our phones, phones

Drop-toppin', playin' our favorite CDs

Pullin' up to the parties

Tryna get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight

'Til we see the sunlight

Tick-tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight

'Til we see the sunlight

Tick-tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer

Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here

And now the dudes are linin' up 'cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talkin' 'bout everybody gettin' crunk, crunk

Boys try to touch my junk, junk

Gonna smack him if he gettin' too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out

Or the police shut us down, down

Police shut us down, down

Po-po shut us down

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight

'Til we see the sunlight

Tick-tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight

'Til we see the sunlight

Tick-tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

DJ, you build me up

You break me down

My heart, it pounds

Yeah, you got me

With my hands up

You got me now

You got that sound

Yeah, you got me

DJ, you build me up

You break me down

My heart, it pounds

Yeah, you got me

With my hands up

Put your hands up

Put your hands up

Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight

'Til we see the sunlight

Tick-tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight

'Til we see the sunlight

Tick-tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1016: Familiar Faces (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

1:56 p.m. at the Smash Direct Mall........

Falco: (Walking Next to Banjo and Kazooie) Wait. So you're telling us you guys had to race against some evil, giant wizard pig in a kart and plane race. Then after you beat him.......

Kazooie: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) He somehow rode himself off into the deep void of space.....

Banjo: Yep. He was never seen again after that. But some say you could hear him screaming to tis very day.

Falco and Kazooie starts turning back and forth in the attempt to hear the screams of the evil pig wizard.......with little to no success whatsoever.

Kazooie: (Turns Back to her Boyfriend) Preeeetty sure we can only hear people chatting in here, babe.

Banjo: That cause you have to go outside in the nighttime to listen for it yourself! (Points at his Chest) At least that's what I did a while back home. (Places his Finger on his Chin While Thinking) Don't remember the time or date though.......

Falco: Riiiiiight.....So anyways! (Gives Banjo a Sly Grin on his Face While Placing his Arm Around his Shoulder) Why didn't you tell me you knew how to fly a plane? You'd make a great addition to the Star Fox crew with a more training to boot

Banjo: (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Well....shucks. That would've been a great honor. But I don't think I'm any good with those fancy, advanced technology and junk, so long as if it's anything tablet related.

Falco: Yeah, our systems can be pretty confusing to figure out at times....(Shrugs) But who needs to learn more about that nerd stuff when you get to learn how to fly with the best pilot around?

Banjo: Fox?

Falco: Me! I could teach you everything there is to being a pro. (Uses his Knuckles to Rub his Chest in a Smug Like Fashion) I could even teach you how to be a cool, well known stud like yours truly, but...('Sigh') That will take years to perfect it.

Kazooie: ('Scoffs') Please. My Honey Bear doesn't need to be an overly cocky bird brain to be a stud.

Falco: (Glares at Kazooie) Hey, I ain't that cocky, bird braindette! I'll have you know that I take my skills in the skies, with the upmost care and humbleness.

Jet: (Walks By With a Smirk in his Face in the Distance) Yet you still can't ride an Extreme Gear Board worth a crap. Which says much about an old timer like you! (Starts Laughing Out Loud)

Falco: (Glares at Jet) PISS OFF, TWERP! I AIN'T OLD!

Jet: Maybe try riding the board next time and maybe I would HAVE to guess your age, old man.

Falco: We'll see who's old once I smack that BOARD UPSIDE YOUR CROOKED ASS HEAD! (Turns Back While Crossing his Arms in Annoyance) Damn brat. I hate him.

Kazooie: (Rolls her Eyes) Don't we all.... Speaking of which.....(Turns Back to Banjo) Why did that Wizpig guy went and attacked you guys to begin with anyways? Was there some kind of all powerful treasure he was trying to get or something?

Banjo: (Shrugs) Not sure what his reason for coming by Timber's Island for other than wrecking havoc.

Falco: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Timber?

Banjo: One of the old friends Diddy and I made from a while back. (Chuckles Lightly) Boy, those two were the kings of pranksters, I tell ya what. One time, when we were getting ready for a party at Diddy's house, we were greeted with pouring down water balloons from the ceiling, once we took one step inside!

Falco: Yeah, that does sound like a prank Diddy would try to do.....

Kazooie: (Shrugs) Eh. I think he could do a lot worse than that.

Banjo: ('Sighs Happily') Yeah, but still....Those were good, simpler days back then....(Places his Hanf on his Chin) Makes me wonder what the gang has been up to nowa-

?????: As I live and breathe. Banjo!

The trio turns their heads to a tiger cub, wearing a blue hat on his head, smiling brightly at Banjo as he approaches him.

?????: Is that really you, mate?

Banjo: (Smiles Back at a Familiar Face) Timber! (Wapk Towards his Old Friend) It's been so long. (Gives Timber a Hearty Handshake) You look like you haven't changed a bit, bud!

Timber: Likewise, mate! How's the Smash Tournament been treating you these days. Congrats on gettin' in, by the way.

Banjo: Thanks! And it's been going great. So many new faces to meet, fight and befriend with....I love it a lot! Diddy's doing great too by the way.

Timber: (Chuckles Lightly) Wouldn't doubt that for a fortnite. Hey, speaking of which, I've been thinking.....One of these days, when none of us are busy and whatnot, we should totally have ourselves a crackin' reunion party.

Banjo: (Smiles Brightly) Timber, that's a great idea! I've just thought about you guys not too long ago. I already can't wait.

Timber: (Smiles Back) Same here, mate. It'd be nice to see the old gang again. Bumper, Tiptup, Krunch, Conker...'Wonder what the nut been up to nowadays.

Banjo: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth in Uncertainty) Er....I tried calling him multiple times, but.......

Meanwhile at the Cock and Plucker Bar.......

Conker repeatedly bangs his head in the bar table with blood shot eyes, all while the phone rings and his "subjects" continues chanting "Long Live the King" right behind him.

Back at the Smash Direct Mall............

Banjo: He never answers my calls.

Timber: Hm. (Shrugs) I'm sure he's been busy.

Banjo: Yeah, probably.

'Ahem' 'AHEM'

Banjo: (Eyes Begins to Widened Once He Realizes Kazooie and Falco are Still Present) O-Oh! Right! Timber, I wanna introduce you to these two: One is the love of my life-

Kazooie: (Smirks Playfully While Leani) And the only girl who could keep this doofus from getting himself killed every ten seconds. (Pulls Out her Hand to Timber) The name's Kazooie in case you're wondering.

Timber: (Happily Shakes Kazooie's Hand) Named after a wood wind instrument, I like that. I take it our Banjo here 've been giving you a headache these days, huh?

Kazooie: (Rolls her Eyes) Ohh you have no idea....It's surprising I still have feathers intact from all the crap we've been through....(Smiles Softly) Still.....(Snuggles her Head Onto Banjo's Shoulder) That didn't stop me from falling for this sweetheart of a honey bear overtime.

Banjo: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness at Kazooie Right Beside Him) Kazooie~ I-

Falco: (Walks in Between the Two Lovers, Getting in Front of Him) Yeah, yeah, you love her pieces. Now move aside. It's my turn for introductions.

Kazooie: (Glares at Falco With a Groan)

Banjo: (Smiles Sheepishly) Oh heh....Right. Um Timber, this here is-

Falco: Falco Lombardi! (Smirks While Posong in a Cool Like Fashion) The coolest and objectively the best member the team Star Fox has to offer.

Kazooie: (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance) Says no one.....

Falco shushes Kazooie before turning back to Banjo's old friend.

Timber: (Happily Shakes Falco's Hand) Ah, Falco! Pleasure to finally meet ya at last. My girlfriend, Pipsy, is a real huge fan of ya-

Banjo: Wait. (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) You and Pipsy are dating now!?

Timber: (Turns Back to Banjo) Yeah, mate. We've been an item for a while now. (Feels his Phone Viberating in his Pants Pocket Before Getting it Out of There) Ooh. Speak of the devil, I'm gonna 've ta high tail it outta here and find her before she starts gettin' worried 'bout me. (Tales Out a Mini Notepad From his Other Pocket And Writes Something Down) We'll plan out the whole reunion party on our free time. (Takes a Paper Out if his Notepad and Gives it to Banjo) So give us a call and/or text sometime, will ya?

Banjo: (Looks Down at the Two Numbers Written Down Before Giving Timber Another Bright Smile) I sure will! It was really great seeing you again, bud.

Timber: (Smiles Back at his Old Friend) Same to you too, mate. You three take care now. Till next time. (Winks at the Trio With a Grin and a Thumbs Up) See ya! (Finally Starts Sprinting Off)

Falco: (Waves Back at Timber) Take care yourself, Tiger Boy!

Kazooie: Byeeee! (Turns Back to Banjo) So you guys are really having a reunion party soon down the road?

Banjo: (Happily Nodded) Yep! And I want you guys to come along with me. (Turns to Falco) You can even bring that girlfriend of yours with ya too if you want, Falco.

Kazooie: I wouldn't bother asking him to do that, babe. (Smirks at Falco) The girl's probably imaginary.

Falco: (Glares at Kazooie Again) Uh for your information, wise woman, my girlfriend is very much real. I just....(Starts Looking Away While Sliding the Top of his Hair Back) Haven't seen her that much in a while, ya know? Girl always go off do whatever all by herself since day one. Hell, I don't even remember last time we've called and junk- (Suddenly Felt Two Hands Covering Both his Eyes) Uh...Banjo, I appericate the sentiment, but...I don't think my eyes needs any covering right now.

Banjo: .....Falco, I'm......not really doing anything right now. I'm still right next to Kazooie.

Falco: Wait. Seriously? Then who-

????: Oh Falcieeee~

Falco quickly moves away from the two hands and sees the culprit in front of him, which just so happen to be a pink feline wearing blue jeans and leather vest and boots.

????: It's been a while~ (Does a Little Kiss Nose at the Blue Bird)

Falco: (Eyes Widened in Complete Surprise at the Very Familiar Face Right in Front of Him) KATT! I-I-Is that really you?

Katt: In the flesh. (Walks Up to Falco....) Been a long time coming.....(.....And Happily Hugs Him) but I'm soooo happy to see that dopey face of yours after all this time!~

Falco: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes a Little) Yeah, Yeah. (Smiles a Little) Glad to see ya again too, babe. Hope you ain't causing any trouble as of late.

Katt: (Immediately Pouts at Falco) Falcie! Since when have I ever caused any sort of trouble?

Falco: (Raises an Eyebrow) You want the short answer or the long one? (Fprms a Sly Smirk.on his Face) Cuz I'm fine doing either one.

Katt: (Groans Lightly While Rolling her Eyes) Forget I asked.....(Turns to Banjo and Kazooie With a Soft Smile) And I take it you two must be one of Falco's newer friends?

Banjo: (Happily Nodded) Yes, ma'am! I'm Banjo.

Kazooie: (Wave her Hand Up to Katt) Kazooie, how's it going. (Starts Smirking as Well) So you're really the girlfriend of good 'ole Falcie here?

Falco: (Immediately Gives Kazooie an Annoyed, Deadpinned Look on his Face) Really?

Kazooie: Really.

Katt: That's correct!~ Ever since our academy years. Well. Actually, we've been on and off throughout most of it, but we still kept in touch. At least we used to until certain.....(Turns Back to Falco With Another Pout) SOMEONE suddenly decided to stop returning my calls and text messages years prior.

Falco: 'Ey what do you expect? I was busy!

The trio raises their respective eyebrows at the ace pilot.

Falco: ('Sighs a Bit in Defeat') Okay, so maybe I wasn't completely busy. B-But I definitely thought you were! Being an independent woman and all.

Katt: Honey, I only do missions on some occasions. It's not like I'm always occupied 24/7.

Falco: Yeah, well.....you could be.

Katt: ('Sigh') Well, luckily for you, I'm free as kitten for the today. (Leans onto Falco's Shoulder Woth a Playful Smirk on her Face) Meaning you owe me a double date~ (Turns Back to the Couple in Front of Her) If that's alright with the two of you of course.

Banjo: (Smiles Brightly) It's not a problem with us at all, ma'am. The more the merrier!

Kazooie: (Nodded in Agreement) Mhmm.

Falco: (Shrugs) Eh. Sure. You're here now, so we might as well get it over with.

Kazooie: Cool. Say, you mind telling us more about that "Falcie" nickname?~ (Starts Walking Away With the Trio) I'm quite curious~

Katt: Why, of course!~ It all started back in the flight academy and Falcie here was notorious known as The One and Only Problem Child.

Falco: (Groans While Facepalming Himself) Oh my God, I was young and stupid back then. Mistakes were made!

Banjo: How many mistakes?

Falco: Far too many, big guy......

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[folkdances]

Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P Diddy (hey, what up girl?) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (let's go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back

I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes, toes Tryin' on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowin' up our phones, phones Drop-toppin', playin' our favorite CDs Pullin' up to the parties Tryna get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here And now the dudes are linin' up 'cause they hear we got swagger But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talkin' 'bout everybody gettin' crunk, crunk Boys try to touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he gettin' too drunk, drunk Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us down

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

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Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh