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currently having a main character moment because I smacked a fly towards the window effortlessly ✨
#also I swear I am working on the post#it’s just my brain is dead#my uterus is killing me#and it’s a bunch of funerals in one body#ain’t good man#rose talk ✨
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mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay
#smb#mario#princess peach#idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach#no id#giddly’s art#please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did#this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women#mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag#bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on#but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is#he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out#I LIKE THEM OK 💥
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it’s always such a shame when fantasy video games that allow you to customize your character to be any race almost never gives a shit about the player base that wants to play orcs.
bg3 half orc heads look like absolute dog shit and the bodies are so shriveled with no body fat. also. you can only play half orc :/ i understand that in dnd that’s the only choice you get but what about the players immersion? what if i want dialogue options about being an orc? what if i want?
elder scrolls online had its first dlc focus on orcs, but that was almost exactly ten years ago and they don’t seem keen on doing more with that any time soon, meanwhile they can’t stop caring about the damn elves all the time.
elf this, elf that. im tired of it. they’re everywhere and then orcs are the neglected cousins in game making spheres because hurr durr orcs are meant to be ugly and stupid! they don’t need much afterthought just make them brutes with no personality-! WHAT IF IM GAY ASSHOLE orz what if i’m tired of the skinny body types and small pointy ears what if i want to ogle at real meat i can imagine grappling instead of legolas copy nr795. what if i want to admire tusks. what if i want my characters body type to be big and beefy. what if i want.
who cares what my demographic wants. we’re too small a group to ever be catered to with even the slightest bit of respect it seems. anything given is mere leftovers that they could functionally code and fit into the game to fit the deadline.
there are certainly more examples i can talk about, and don’t even get me started on how the female counterparts almost never match the male ones 🙄 but that’s for another day when i get irrationally angry about this again
#if i ever am part of a game with these elements i will make it good. this can be assured#i don’t give a shit about elves anymore they’re so over saturated fuckin everywhere#i love playing orc like characters but when bg3 showed me the ONLY body type… nah man that ain’t it#ryoko kui might be the only person even close to understanding me#it’s about the being perceived based on appearance that you can’t hide#it’s about being gay and fat and hairy as well but i digress#it’s about being unashamed to be unabashed in who you are and reveling in your body#if idve been born in a fantasy world i would’ve probably been a dwarf or an orc. that is all#for now >:}
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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment
#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY#DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE#Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP#‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT#‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro#Black Leg Sanji#Monkey D. Luffy#One Piece Live Action#OPLA#One Piece#All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain#They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did#Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy#made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation#But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️��💀#Zolu#Ani Rambles#Luzo
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So I saw screenshots and clips of Kieran smiling creepily and had to get footage for myself and man they weren’t joking:/
He really does. It took forever for the camera to pan towards him and for the idle animation to play at the same time to get a good shot. this one in particular was a good one
Also while looking at other screenshots compared to my own I realized he might be staring straight at the camera. Well I’m not getting any sleep ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Edit: he does this in other battles as well, here is one from his second
So I think it’s just his default idle animation in battle. Imagine we’re freaking out about this when it’s actually just him stimming… or foreshadowing but we’ll never know
#kieran pokemon#pokémon kieran#pokémon sv#pokémon scarlet and violet#pokemon sv spoilers#pokémon the teal mask#my god that’s creepy#also yanma just being there like: hm did you see something?#look man he’s my son bu DAMN if that ain’t unsettling as hell#wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a good old fashioned creepy Nintendo Easter egg considering Nintendo has and will do it
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Workday birthday this year, but still a nice day. Took my traditional birthday selfie—I think it’s fun to look back and see how I change from year to year—which turned into a “quick, before someone walks by my office door and sees me being a dumbass” scenario. 😆
#I am knocking on the door of middle age now and tbh I ain’t mad about it#I’ll take my late-30s life experience over being in my dumbass 20s again#might delete later#we’ll see how the spirit moves me#oh man I just got ready for work by the skin of my teeth#power went out at home RIGHT as I was finishing my make up#got dressed by the light of my cell phone flashlight#stumbled around my house trying to find my shit#good times
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I’ve only recently got into the bridgerton fandom side of things but making an entire blog about how much you hate one ship/character is actually kinda crazy and obsessive 😭 if you don’t care about them or don’t even like the show bc of them why keep entertaining it and talking about it… maybe unclench and log off for a bit idk
#bridgerton#like idk if I don’t like smth I’m not gonna make my entire personality online about how much I hate them#aren’t y’all exhausted or what#maybe take a break from being online and go outside and realize… it’s all fiction and not reality#you don’t have to entertain it if you truly don’t care or don’t want to no one is holding a gun to your head man 😭#this goes for any bridgerton ship tbh bc some of y’all sound insane#also… media literacy ain’t there anymore#y’all think every character has to be 100% good with no faults or very few faults in order to like them#but all characters in bridgerton have their faults and morally grey areas#and some are worse than others#but it’s all fiction at the end of the day#polin#saphne#kanthony
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some random ignorant asshole: “you know you need to forgive your dad one day, he IS your dad after all”
me: *starts ravenously biting and beating the shit out of that person*
#traumatizedrhys#trauma giver#traumatized#actually traumatized#alcoholic dad#emotional trauma#mental trauma#physical trauma#verbal abuse#emotional abuse#mental abuse#physical abuse#ain’t no way in hell am i ever gonna forgive that man#or let him back into my life#he doesn’t get to see just how good im doing now#no thanks to him#tw#daddy issues#divorced parents#relatable#relatable posts#relatable stuff#relatable content#relatable af#narcissistic father#dni “narcissistic abuse” believers
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luke being mean to these babies i’ll kill him
#jj and kiara as half siblings#larissa had jj with luke and kiara with another man#luke obviously feels some time of way about this especially after larissa left him with not one but two mouths to feed#and one of them ain’t even his so he’s extra mad#thinking of jj protecting his baby sister from luke#feeding her when there’s no food in the house cause luke spent his check on drugs instead of groceries#walking her to school before he gets his dirtbike even though kook academy is a good distance away from his school#comforting her when the lights go out cause luke spent the money for the light bill on beers#telling her to stay at the chateau while he’s out doing hoodrat shit with his friends#when she gets older she of course wants to tag along with 'the pogues’ which leads to many arguments#they either end with her crying and pope and john b telling him to let her tag along or him telling her to go home#when jj’s arrested he tells her to spend the night at the heywards’#bailey bass as kiara carrera#thinking thoughts💭
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Would yuh get a look at this guy…
#The freakin’ ermmm#da water wiggler#FREE MY MAN#HE AIN’T DO NOTHIN’ WRONG#😨😨😨😨💥‼️#art#ocs#original character#2000s#nostalgia#Polygon donut video…got me good…#webcore#sona#sona art#doodlies#futiger aero#(?)#close?#kind of in that overlap sorry aesthetic people
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i don’t really follow good omens on tumblr tbh, watches it awhile back and never got into it past that, but every once in awhile i see a good omens post on here and it’s never like a “haha silly” post, it’s always the most devastating thing ever. like it’s a multi paragraph long analysis over a scene i didn’t think too hard about and why it’s got a deeper meaning that’s super depressing. and then i get super sad over a show i ain’t even really care about 😭😭😭.
#i ain’t even mad i just like how do y’all do this 😭😭#like impressive as hell but holy shit man y’all are actually insane#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#neil gaiman#when i catch you neil when i catch you
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being a iwtv vampire sounds like it fucking blows btw. like I cannot understate how the pitch of “imagine hanging out with a blond white dude for all eternity. also he’s French” does not work at all for me. I don’t want that for even three minutes let alone an immortal life. and not to mention it’s without garlic or ginger or sunlight or warm saliva or regular cum. no thanks. keep that blond dude and his fan club the hell away from me <3
#‘oooh you get sunlight after a couple hundred years’ YEAH AND THERE’S A BLOND GUY THERE ALL THAT TIME#there’s always a fucking blond guy there and he’s always got fucking something to do with paris#leave me alone. I want to eat a curry and lie in a sunbeam like a cat#and then there’s your immortal ancestor and she’s just the world’s biggest hater so fuck it I guess#nah. nah I’m good. I’m so good. enjoy whatever the fuck’s going on with y’all I’m not getting involved#oh and if it ain’t a blond guy it’s somebody obsessed with a blond guy#which is a thousand times worse. hey I pulled a hottie like no other when he fucks me he thinks of a BLOND MAN. EUGH.#iwtv#interview with the vampire#yes and maybe I do wanna fuck one of the blond people. but like. forever? and my family aren’t there? nope! bye!
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New Sanders Sides Episode Is Confirmed To Be Coming Out *SOON* (No Specified Date) But STILL, Are You Excited? >:3
God I hope so 😂 I haven’t been keeping up with any info about it but it’s good to hear he’s still planning to make content, I will wait patiently :)
#the man doesn’t upload content frequently enough for me to keep track so 😂#I love sanders sides but good lord could we get some actual content again#trying to fit any gut wrenching angst in random REALLY short videos ain’t cutting it I need the LORE#the LONg videos#the ones that put you on the edge of your seat wondering what’s gonna happen next#Thomas I am begging#on my knees 😭😭🙏🏻#that video better be soemthing good or I’m gonna riot
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I didn’t take into account how much recovery my arm would need when I said I was hoping to return mid June lmao….
#my right arm is so fatigued#and my whole hand is cramping so bad#BUT AFTER A WEEK PAINTING IS ALMOST DONE#and Q’s parents admitted the bathroom was bad and his dad started working to fix it#and the flooring under the carpet is possibly fine as is#we only saw a little bit of it but it looked pretty good#we’re so close man#if the bathroom is sorted before his parents leave today we can probably start moving things down#luckily cleaning up our current apartment is only gonna be cleaning#his cousin can sort out how it wants it painted himself lmao I ain’t doin it
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(NATM posting)
I know the majority of people don’t usually listen to country music but what if someone (me, it’s probably going to be me) made an animatic of Jedtavius because so often can I imagine Jed singing his little heart out to Octavius, particularly country music (because cowboys, country, you get it)
Anyways my point is what country songs would be good for this?
#jedidiah x octavius#jedediah smith#gaius octavius#jedtavius#natm#natm jedtavius#night at the museum#country#country music#wow actually asking for advice?#I want the fandom’s opinion#considering one man band and head over boots#maybe blue ain’t your color#are these good picks?#please bully me if this is a shit opinion or unoriginal
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Don’t forget people!!!
‼️Michael is NOT meant to be a good person‼️
so it’s prob best we don’t simp over the character…
Joseph Quinn in Hoard?? Yes 100%- but Michael?? Idk..
Not judging, not trying to put down anybody- but just thought it might be a nice little reminder :) 👏
#joe quinn#joseph quinn#localemofreak#michael hoard#hoard#hoard movie#hoard film#let’s not forget people- Michael is a grown man who is trying to go for a 17 year old girl.. while having a pregnant fiancé might I add.#I get it’s to help them with their trauma but still- I don’t think Michael is a good character to make a fic about 😭😭#but I ain’t stopping you- do what you want!!#also it’s just a character 💀#he’s literally proven to be very mentally ill.#just- I don’t think we need to glamorize characters like Michael that’s all#‼️USE CLIPS OF HOARD FOR JOSEPH QUINN STORIES THO I WOULD LOVE THAT‼️
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