a man that thinks he’s going to get laid but really I’m gonna make him watch ahs and leech off his body heat while I ask him weird and invasive questions
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to my favorite serial killer, clown, cult leader, hairstylist, vampire, playwright, actor, hotel owner, lobster man, circus performer, zombie, frat boy, and mechanic <3
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trump getting shot would’ve sent kai anderson into a coma
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