#ahkmenrah hc

[comet-ribbon]

Got a funny headcanon that after Ahk and Lance spent more time together and became a couple and visits the og museum again, Octavius teases Ahk like:

Octavius: Man are you so lucky you have the whole cake of the museum.

Lancelot: I'm not a cake, what are you talking about?

Ahk: *blushes hard while Octavius is laughing loudly*

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

​Admin: I have a hc that he loves that he loves all the “mom shows,” reality tv, cooking shows, home improvement shows. His most favorite show is the Kardashians because he relates to the toxic family drama <3

what would Ahkmenrah’s favorite tv show be? My guess is anything related to home improvement

[ancientpersacom]

Ahkmenrah is autistic because I’m autistic and I said so. Here’s some HCs:

The others started to notice symptoms after he was finally let free from the sarcophagus. At first they weren’t sure if it was just trauma from being trapped or autism. Came to the conclusion it was both

Had no idea what that even meant because he’s literally ancient. Larry had to explain it in detail

Everything made sense after that

Refuses any food that isn’t relatively soft because it ‘feels yucky in my mouth’

All those dangly gems he wears are perfect stim toys

Likes the weight of his crown and cloak, feels wrong without them on

Discovered documentaries and instantly had a new special interest. He’s ALWAYS watching some random documentary that’s available in the gift shop.

Can’t stand still, always rocking or tapping feet.

Pants? Sensory nightmare. Skirts or robes only

Get them tight ass mummy wraps OFF- sensory ICK.

Bouncy happy stim

Quickly learnt to not fiddle with the tablets tiles as a stim toy because it causes magic mischief.

Loud noise yucky, keeps his exhibit nice and quiet so he can retreat into it when the museum gets too loud.

Shaky hands stim

Touches a gross texture by accident and gets intense spine shivers followed by disgusted Egyptian rambling akin to “ew ew stop no gross”

Hyper focus one moment, complete lack of interest the next

Parallel play, but like in an adult way. Doesn’t need to talk or interact with people but just being in the same room and doing the same thing is enough to be considered socialising for him.

Over compensates for lack of eye contact by going ‘oh right I have to look interested’ and just ends up staring for too long by accident

Can just spend hours watching his cloak and robes be all flowy when he spins around. Makes him giggle all happy because ooo sensory seeking

If he bumps into something he has to do it again on the other side because sensory symmetry

[whoopsallwhump]

Whump Intro Post

Hi, I'm Nocturne! (they/them) Requests are open for drabbles/hc's!

Whumpees I can write (in no particular order):

-Leo Fitz!

-Bruce Banner!

-Crowley (Good Omens)

-Kurt Wagner

-Apollo (Percy Jackson)

-GraveRobber*

-Mozenrath!

-Leone Abbacchio

-Rohan Kishibe

-Diego Brando

-Lotor

-Victor Frankenstein! (Shelley version)(I like my men sad and pathetic)

-Igor Straussman* (Victor Frankenstein 2015)

-Steven Grant (TV series)

-Marc Spector* (TV series)

-Loki (Marvel)

-Miguel O'Hara

-Ambrosius Goldenloin (graphic novel or movie version)

Jackson Jekyll (but not Holt for some reason, idk why)

-Ahkmenrah!

-my OC's!

-Astarion (I played bg3 :) )

-Herbert West* (movie or book version)(he's such a little freak, I need time to study him)

-Okuyasu Nijimura! (mostly mild-ish stuff, I love him too much)

-J'onn J'onnz! (animated TV)

(Key: *=new/not well-researched yet, !=fav/I have a lot of thoughts about them)

Whumpees I can't write but love nonetheless:

-Legolas (I feel like a fool every time I try to attempt the Tolkien style)

-Sephiroth (haven't played game)

-Miles Edgeworth (haven't played game)

Whumpees I don't write anymore:

-Nico di Angelo (he deserves to rest <3) (my first whumpee ever)

Whump Tropes (some favs):

-fainting/disorientation

-blood loss

-sleep deprivation

-sick/delirious

-hiding an injury

-torture

Whump Nopes (I don't like them):

-extensive pet whump/dehumanization

-multi-character whump (I prefer to write one at a time)

-woman whump (except for rare circumstances)(ilu women)

-character death (I need the comfort in my hurt/comfort!)

[poptod]

Hello! If you’re taking requests atm can I ask for headcanons for natm Ahkmenrah where the reader wears alt fashion and at first he’s VERY intimated by them (like won’t even look them in the eye) cause they come clomping in with their big platform boots and Ahk thinks they’re sum sort of demon but later on ends up loving it and thinking it’s the coolest thing ever? Thank you for your time💝

notes: IM IN LOVE WITH YOU ANON. i love my big clonking boots and spike collars too! this was... very long tho cause ive never written headcanons before and idk how to keep it short

* youve definitely got a certain style to you

* but that doesnt mean youre only interested in punk concerts and raves

* actually, when you learned your friend nick’s dad worked at the national museum you were psyched

* nicky is horrible at keeping secrets so you’re prepared for everything coming to life your first night going there

* at first you’re greeted by the huns which, in all honesty, was pretty terrifying

* but they took to your style very well

* the cavemen go fucking bonkers for your pocket knife and lighter

* meeting the president is awkward because, as someone interested in history, you’re very aware of all the bad shit he’s done, and generally you’re vocally anarchist

* what’s really interesting though is meeting a king - something you should definitely be against, he’s an all-powerful monarch - and he’s. almost silent

* its really weird cause you see this guy reflecting all the light in the room like a disco ball, with pure gold jewelry all over his body, and he says like two words to you and then leaves

* “I’m... Ahkmenrah.”

* “That’s weird,” Nicky says when he’s gone

* egyptian history is some of your favorite, so you’re obviously disappointed in the whole experience and kinda bummed

* you come back on weekend nights that you’re not working

* for the most part you talk to nicky or “talk” to the huns

* usually that just means playing soccer with them and yelling a lot, which you’re all for

* sometimes you’ll feel eyes on your neck, and when you look up at the balcony, you can see the tail end of a golden cape

* one night you decide to follow him because at this point it’s getting a little annoying. he barely ever talks to you yet spends most of his time watching you

* he returns to his exhibit and you follow down the guarded hall, cornering him in his coffin room

* when you find him he’s too busy staring at the murals on the walls to notice you

* “Nice room,” you say

* he turns around with the widest eyes you’ve ever seen, raking up and down your body

* it’s one of your tamer outfits but it’s still boots with patches stapled to them, an oversized flannel with burn holes everywhere, chains hanging from your studded belt

* that’s where his eyes stop - on your belt

* you ignore that though

* “Let’s see,” you say, turning back to the hieroglyphs, “I used to study these.”

* it takes a moment of you staring and slowly thinking, which he is of course entirely silent for

* “This is a passage from the Book of the Dead. Ani’s papyrus, actually, though I doubt you knew the man.”

* (its not actually the hieroglyphs that give it away, its the illustration above them, but shhhh)

* he’s obviously very taken aback

* “How did you know that? That’s... incredible.”

* You blush. first time in a while and you look down bashfully

* “I studied the Book of the Dead for a little bit. Just a side interest of mine,” you say

* “But... these are holy.. texts,” he trails off, looking between you and the hieroglyphs

* it looks like something clicks behind his eyes

* his lips make an “oh” but no sound comes out

* he’s one of those types that almost always tells the truth, so he admits he thought you were some sort of delinquent demon

* “well, i am, technically,” you say, which makes him laugh

* later on in the evening you decided to trade your wristbands for fun - you’d get his golden braces, he’d get your studded leather with sharpened spikes

* both of you forget about it until you go home, start getting undressed, and realize you’ve got 4,000 year old gold on your arms

* you get terrified that the museum’s gonna arrest you or something for ‘stealing’

* the next time you see ahk you tell him that in a rush

* he, being the little gremlin he is, just laughs

* youre still in a fluster trying to give his bracelets back but he just laughs and goes

* “keep them. they look better on you.”

* “but.... theyre yours??”

* as it turns out he fucking loves the spikes on your own bracelet so half of that was just ahk wanting to keep YOUR wristband

* when he sits or stands near you, he fidgets with the spikes on his wrist and the spikes on your shoulder from your leather jacket

* it does make it a little hard for him to lean against you, which he does like to do with his friends

* but in the end you both decide he can put his head in your lap. you play with his hair and he practically moans and keens from the stimulation

* he may be friendly with others but its only in your company that he feels safe enough to sleep

* and youre happy to act as a pillow, even if your clothes aren’t made for such things

[sir-buddy]

YES. YES. ABSOLUTELY YES.

[r-ahh-mi]

💟 Ahk

💟 What is their stance on PDA?

A/N: This is my first time writing for Ahk so bare with a bitch, okay??

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Ahk wouldn’t be into too much PDA.

Mainly because that’s just how things were back then.

Maybe a quick peck on the cheek or lips.

But he always, always had his arm wrapped around you anytime he could.

He loved being able to feel the warmth of you; it always brought a smile to his face.

One of his favorite signs of PDA was to have his hand placed on the small of your back.

He’d gently move his finger tips up and down your spine or just rest his hand there.

It was an added bonus that he knew just how much you loved it as well.

[artsyinapaintbrush]

A few of my NATM Headcanons because. why not

Ahk sees Sacagawea as a mother or sister figure.

He also would've introduced Sac to her mom in the 3rd film if only they weren't there for a serious purpose

Teddy finds it adorable bc Sac has always been a loving and caring person

Ahk would be rambling about Larry and Sac while he was in the British museum to his parents

They r v confused but they love their son so they just let him be lol

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Oh, this must be an important part of your culture then, I am assuming. Are these vampires a sort of god?

Did you ever figure out how your tablet works?

Ehh sort of… I know more about what it can do, but I still do not fully understand it’s capabilities. I am not even sure my parents know it’s full capabilities, as it is godly. However, I do know that it holds most all the powers of Khonsu, such as reviving the dead. I suppose it will just take time to learn it even more.

[bo-rhapheart]

Their Reaction to You Not Having a Sense of Smell

Freddie

He found out when you come to visit him on tour, and you went into their changing room and it smell like sweat. “Hello darling. You must forgive me. This whole room is fill of sweat.” Freddie said once he saw you walking into the room. “It’s actually fine Freddie. I don’t have a sense of smell. So, I’m good.” You reply looking a shocked Freddie. “What?” Freddie yell in shocked. Making the other boys turn to look at you guys. “What happen?” Brian asked. Freddie took you to where the boys were. “Y/N doesn’t have a sense of smell.” Freddie told the guys that given the same reaction as Freddie. Making you laugh at their reaction.

Snafu

He found out when he burns something while you were taking a shower. So, when you walked into out of the restroom. You saw Merriell waving a paper around and having all the windows up. “What happen?” you asked looking around. “Can’t you smell it?” Merriell asked stopping what he was. “Babe I don’t have a sense of smell.” You reply. ” Wait what” he walked over to you. “You didn’t know.” You said getting water. “Yes! I can fart around you and you can’t complain about the smell.” He joked, picking you up and spinning you around. “Just because I can’t smell doesn’t mean it isn’t gross.” You reply walking, giggle after he put you back on your feet.

Josh

You were hanging out with Josh and Chris. They invite you over to Josh’s house to watch scary movies. But suddenly Josh stood and made gaging noise. “Chris that’s nasty. Y/N is here dude.” Josh yelled holding his nose. Chris started to blush. You were confused looking between them. Josh stood you up and pull you away from Chris. “Wait what happen?” You asked looking at Josh. “Chris just farted. You didn’t smell it. His silent farts are deadly.” Josh informed. “Josh, Y/N doesn’t smell.” Chris said shyly still red. Josh looked at you in shocked. “You don’t smell.” Josh asked. You nod. “You don’t smell pizza or any food.” Josh yelled in shocked. “I’m going to get you smell. I’m going to pay for you to smell.” Josh said going to his computer and started to do research.

Elliot

You were dog sitting Flipper for Elliot. You took a nap when you heard Elliot come in and whisper a small “Dang Flipper”. You sat and saw that Elliot was picking up Flipper gift and threw it to the trash. “You didn’t smell the shit?” Elliot asked confused as to why you didn’t wake up to the smell. “Elliot. I don’t smell.” You stated rubbing your eyes. Elliot just stood in place. “You serious?” he asked in wonder. “Yes. I wasn’t born with a sense of smell. I thought you knew this.” You answer nodding. “You can’t smell nothing like you can’t smell food or anything?” He questioned sitting next to you. “Nothing.” You agreed

Ahkmenrah

Ahkmenrah and you were walking around the museum when he stopped and started to sniff the air. “Do you smell that my queen? Someone brought food.” Ahkmenrah asked dragging Y/N to where the food was coming from. Once they found Nick and Larry in the break room with food Ahkmenrah spoke “Y/N and I could smell from the hallway” you giggle at him. “Actually he did. I don’t have a sense of smell.” You replies walking to sit down on the one of couch. Ahkmenrah jaw drop. “Are you serious?” He asked making you nod. “Smell this love” Ahkmenrah walk over making you sniff the food. Once you did. You shook your head. “Nothing” making everyone in the room surprise.

[early2000smovieimagines]

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Draco Malfoy

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Fred Weasley 

Fred dating a non-pranking, younger girl from a different house

George Weasley

George Weasley having a crush on you

Seamus Finnegan

Sirius Black

Oliver Wood

Viktor Krum

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Viktor with a motherly s/o who loves to cook

Night at the Museum

Ahkmenrah

Al Capone

Kahmunrah

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The Great Gatsby (Now a part of my other blog)

Jay Gatsby

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Inglorious Basterds

Preference~The Basterds as parents

Donny Donowitz (Uncompleted)

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Donny with a soft male! basterd s/o

Saw

Adam Stanheight

Final Destination

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Pitch Black

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Signs

Merill Hess

What Lies Beneath

Being married to and having children with Claire

Bruiser

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Tim Sullivan

Chasing 3000

Roger Straka

Speed Racer

Sparky

Santa Clause 3

Jack Frost

High School Musical

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She’s The Man

Duke Orsino

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Bring It On

Cliff Pantone

Mean Girls

Cady Heron

Aaron Samuels

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Regina George

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Karen Smith

Loser (2000)

Noah (tw:sa)

Twilight

Paul Lahote

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Jasper having a crush on you

Jasper meeting a lost boys-esque s/o

Emmett Cullen (Uncompleted)

Emmett meeting his Denali clan s/o for the first time

Alistair(Uncompleted)

Alistairs mate reuniting with her sister Esme

The Covenant

Chase Collins (Uncompleted)

Chase being in love with the fifth member of the covenant

Pogue Parry (Uncompleted)

Being Calebs twin and dating Pogue

Reid Garwin (Uncompleted)

Reid dating Tylers older sister; the mom of the group

Pearl Harbor

Danny Walker

Rafe McCawley

Brothers

Tommy Cahill having a crush on you

[secretly-larry-daley]

Good :)

I was worried that you wouldn’t, heh

yo bestie can i have ahk 😔

Hahaha

No ❤️

[constablequodo]

hmmmm jedtavius and Larry x ahkmenrah! (sorry I don’t know their ship name)

I LOVE BOTH!!!

Larry x Ahk (Tablet Guardians) is my absolute FAVOURITE NATM ship. ( I've seen some people say he's 17 but since that hasnt been confirmed I hc he's in his mid 20s but ofc if it is confirmed I'll stop shipping it)

I think its adorable!!! It's the definition of "if I had a lame ass boyfriend I would hype him up so much" also they are both autistic and T4T

10000/10

Jedtavius is canon and great.not much else to say really

10/10

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Admin:

Okay so for some reason I can’t get to the post now but this is from @fxrthking that I found while searching for inspo.

The extensive research that has been done on Tutankhamun’s death and conclusions that have been reached match up with this hc SO. WELL.

Tut’s uncle, Ay, is presumed to have been like Kahmunrah—jealous that a young child was to inherit the throne rather than himself. For a very long time it was thought that Ay may have killed Tut because of this, but further research proved more towards the conclusion that Tut was injured in a chariot accident, and later died of infection from said injuries. It has not been mentioned by Egyptologists (that I know of) if Ay was involved in the incident, but I am so fascinated by the idea posted above. It still includes the suspicion of Kahmunrah being involved in the situation, but still relates to the real history of who our beautiful pharaoh was based on.

The history geek in me is applauding this so hard.

[creepycassidy]

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The Black Phone

The Grabber

Alternate Universe Albert

Jurassic Park

Ian Malcolm

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

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Jaws

Matt Hooper

Quint

The Thing

RJ MacReady

Palmer

Jeepers Creepers

Darry Jenner

Near Dark

Severen

Diamondback (maybe)

Midsommar

Pelle

Pet Sematary

Victor Pascow

Outlast + Whistleblower + Outlast 2

Richard Trager

Jeremy Blaire

Eddie Gluskin

Val

Miles Upshur

Waylon Park

Blake Langermann

Left 4 Dead 2

Nick

Ellis

The Arcana

Julian Devorak

Count Lucio

Valdemar

Red Dead Redemption 2

Josiah Trelawny

Albert Mason

Micah Bell

Kieran Duffy

Saints Row 1, 2, 3, & 4

Matt Miller

Johnny Gat

The Umbrella Academy

Klaus Hargreeves

Hazel

Doctor Who

The 9th, 10th, 12th, and 14th Doctor

John Smith!10

Captain Jack Harkness (Maybe?)

Rose Tyler

Missy

Simm!Master

The Toymaker

Supernatural

Crowley

Dean Winchester

Azazel

Gabriel

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Jacques Snicket

Monty M.

Count Olaf (don’t make me regret adding this, ya’ll)

Esmé Squalor

Night At The Museum

Ahkmenrah

Kahmunrah

Lancelot (?)

Until Dawn

Josh Washington

Sam Giddings

[raeofgayshine]

Imagine if Ahkmenrah just randomly turned into a cat.

Honestly though this is the perfect headcannon. Ahk is already pretty cat like, and tbh I think he would own the role very well. 

The best part is, Ahk would totally do it to himself. 

It’s on accident of course, but one day when he was messing around with the tablet and trying to find out what exactly it could do with it’s magic, he somehow turned himself into a cat. 

It’s problematic on a number of levels, mainly because he has no idea how to undo the spell (though he suspects that like with most magi he simply most wait for the effects to wear off). Honestly Ahk doesn’t mind it too much, after all cats were worshiped in Egypts and he’s quite fond of them, and he always has been curious as to what it was like to be a different species, though again he was fairly cat like so it’s not so much of a difference. If it anything the month or so he spends as a cat helps him become infinitely sneakier, teaches him to move in absolute silence and he also becomes even more flexible. 

The thing is, as long as Ahk is a cat, he stays alive during the day. Meaning Larry has to take him home and keep him entertained, as well as explain to Erica why he suddenly has a cat (He tells her Ahk is a foster cat, but she doesn’t seem to believe him). 

Ahk would also be such a piece of shit as a cat. Like if Larry did or said something Ahk didn’t approve of, he would just like casually knock things over, he was constatnly fixing Larry with the world’s judgiest stare, he would hide in high places in Larry’s apartment and never came when he was called, would come out of no where and demand attention whenever Larry was busiest. Sometimes Larry would geuinely forget that the cat was really Ahkmenrah because he acted essentially like a normal cat (only smarter. Much, much smarter). 

It’s almost a month before the magic finally wears off, and though  Ahk enjoyed his time he is happy to be back to himself, Larry is just relieved he’s free from day time duty as well as night duty, and slowly things go back to normal although Ahk does have a few new skills he uses to cause the night guard ever the more grief (Ahk know’s Larry’s limit and he never pushes it too far, but he does enjoy causing a little trouble here and there). 

Ahk keeps trying to figure out how he turned himself into a cat afterwards, and though it takes months, some research, and a few trial and errors, he does finally figure out a way to change himself to and from a cat using the tablet. (The first time he changes he’s scares the crap out of Larry, who panics thinking he’ll have to spend another month with cat Ahk. He loved the pharaoh and all, but he could not make it another month with a cat. Or a pet of any kind really. He can hardly take care of himself and Nicky)