#ahhh selfship.

[selfshipconfessional]

i return after 5 months and having gone from having no interest in self-shipping anymore to getting fully renewed interest in it to say hi i'm the transformers anon and uh. yeah i. i still like them. i have a qp crush on the most ridiculous guy which is new. that's it that's all i wanted to say. hope you all have a nice day/night 👍

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[jils-things]

I would never fall in love again until I found her

I said, "I would never fall unless it's you I fall into"

I was lost within the darkness, but then I found her

I found you

[3.25.23]

ouueeehh we're back to my corny love letters like last time 💜 again absolutely NO pressure reading these, because it WILL get lengthy 💜 this also serves as a personal love letter that i can archive!

ahh, steven st.one. a wild card in my f/o list. i never thought i'd find myself to like him... i've always tried my best to avoid the pretty boy design after i've gotten older which is why i was oddly in denial during my early steven days hehe... the earliest memory i have of him is just me battling him in my ruby emulator back in the 4th grade - but i don't think i actually remembered him too well, i only thought he looked like a silly anime version of the classical composer be.ethoven and tbh, i still like to think he does look like him in the rse style lolll 💜

for the whole, actual story - it was just last year - i was reading the r/s arc, of course. it was one of those days in school where i had nothing much to do and snuck my phone to read manga to pass some time. at some point, my classmate joined to read with me - it was at this moment where steven debuts properly and it caught my classmate by Surprise. she thought he looked very handsome! to which i teased her... strangely enough, this exchange impacted me? maybe it's because someone acknowledged what i was doing and even bothered to briefly read along with me - so in a way steven kinda bookmarked that memory.

so after that exchange, i just kept on reading. everytime he had something to say, i couldn't help but just stare at his face? he looked nice, i guess? he's also very gentle and polite... i kept this thought of mine for quite sometime until i was discussing the manga arc with my p.okespe mutual and he mentioned him. i somewhat confessed he looked nice and that was the biggest mistake i've ever done because what my friend did after was absolutely blow me with art after art of the pretty rock collector and i was STRUGGLING. it ultimately came down to this one cute panel in the o.ras chapter where he was blushing and I wasn't the same person since then 🚶🚶🚶and funnily enough, i told myself I wasn't going to fall for anyone because of the manga and whoopedoo p.okespe!steven my beloved the greatest man ever. i mean i love the game counterpart as well, they're nearly identical - it's just the manga that totally swept me... sighhhh

steven is such a nice character to begin with, he's honestly a very humble and nice champion. he's not showy about his identity and would rather be alone by himself to indulge in what he wants. he is willing to give up a very respectable position in the po.kemon league just to pursue his interests and with that i see a man not after power and fame but a man who just wants to find joy in what he does even if it demotes him. on top of that, he's just a sweet gentleman. he was raised well of course, and you can see it clearly in his acts in the story. i love him very much for that and who wouldn't want those traits?

i was really absolutely embarrassed to be all over this guy at first - it took a whole month for me to actually share to my blog about how i liked steven and took awhile to adjust to that fact that i opened up about it 😭 but the community was very kind and supportive about the pairing and if i'm being honest, i think stevaide made a super lasting impact on my blog recently and it's really so comforting to picture them as a young loving married couple with ruby. it made me feel unashamed with what i can do with my silly ships. i'm still very glad for the endless support for steven and jaide.

soo, yes. happy memoryshipping 💜💚 thank you for making my times of struggle more bearable if not perfect and thank you to everyone who enjoys this ship even if it was just a little bit :]

credits to @/cafekitsune <3

[daily-selfship-questions]

How messy is your F/O(s)? Do they come home and you have to pick twigs or leaves out of their hair or take a rag to get the dirt off of them/their clothes? Do you hear about them setting out for an adventure(whether an actual one or just them headed somewhere like the park) and preemptively run a bath for them for when they get back?

Do they track mud in the house or come back soaked and drip water on the floor which maybe leads to some giggles? Have you ever(lovingly) told them that they were too messy to come inside and brought them a towel to pat them off before bringing them in?

Does it extend to other parts of their life, like maybe they're a messy eater? Or their room is quite messy? Are they a bit of a clutz or have bad luck that leads to messy events?

Perhaps your F/O is very tidy, they frequently dust things or you often catch them vacuuming, mopping, or sweeping? Are they particular about what brands they use for cleaning things like laundry detergents or certain soaps? Are they someone that enjoys organizing things? Are they quick to pick up anything off of the floor for you if you don't have the energy at the moment to get to it yourself?

Do they constantly have the bed made? Do they have any folders or a filing system they use if they deal with a lot of paper work or simply draw or write a lot and like to keep it all together?

Are they 'surface-level' tidy, where things in there house or office space are quite neat but their room has a bit more havoc to it?

[morchine]

would u eat them for 1 billion dolar...

[axellis]

ellis wins the prize of being the first person to ever borrow axels jacket!! though he'll have to give it back the minute they're out of the snow...

[theheroand]

That's right! I'm taking commissions in the form of gifted Twitch subscriptions! Because Twitch gift subs don't stack, I can only do one comm a month, but if you'd like to get a fully colored + shaded 2 character halfbody for 5 US dollars, send me a dm and I'll add you to the list!

(This is my first time EVER taking comms! Reblogs of this post are very appreciated, and if anybody who takes comms has any tips, I'd love to hear them <3)

You can find my monthly comm list here!

[starleska]

[submission by the incomparable @grossrottie] Oh my goodness, another pairing falling down the transformation chute??

This one got you and the Toymaker all tangled up, oops!! 😨

Oh hold up, Rudolph says he has one more gift…One sec, lemme go talk to him.

what? same chute, different flavour? what does that mean, Rudolph?

Er—yup, just got word from the red-nosed boss, there’s one more after this! ^w^

[sadtusk]

if anyones wondering what ive been doing for the past 3 school days its this lol

[paulisperpostridie]

hi guys im gonna rework my inserts a little but before that happens have these … quick ! before they turn moldy….

[yuukimiyas]

( * ॑˘ ॑* ) hello sweetie friends!! happy sunday funday!! guess who is BACK FOREVER & FOR GOOD!!

[tartagliove]

Ze this event is soooooooo cute omg how abt jing yuan and meadows 🫣 also omg I hadn’t seen ur theme until now it’s so cute n summery!!!!

hi Plu!! thank you so much hehe I had fun making the event and also my new blog theme! coming from someone with impeccable aesthetics it means a lot >.<

a walk through the meadows with jing yuan entails: picking sweet smelling flowers and tucking them behind each other's ear, stopping to watch sparrows chirp and hop from branch to branch, spreading out a picnic blanket under the golden sun, jing yuan hand feeding you treats he had prepared, the wind blowing through your hair as he pushes you on a rope swing.

[rockingwithsockson]

AHHHH I CAN'T KEEP THIS TO MYSELF ANYMORE, HERE'S TWO WIP SCREENSHOTS OF THE SELFSHIP ART

Spud my belovedddd

(computer guy is my self insert :3)

[jeremyrennerofficial]

saw this meme going around again, was told to use the picture of me post fnaf vr where i look like a disheveled freddy fazbear employee. enjoy

(ok to rb, i use he/him pronouns pls!)

[x-z0mb0y-x]

shockingly i don't mind the idea of sharing jimmy with you, for... some reason! idek u, it just. feels right? /npa just confused - @dom-selfship

I understand completely!! I've totally been in the same boat so it's not weird! Sometimes certain ppl will just have the right vibes for sharing certain f/os so I totally get that. It's cool of you to be okay sharing him with me either way tho! 💚

[selfship-confession-box]

YEAHH YEAHH YEAHH!!!1 moar Kaiju selfshippers!!!!!!! me and King Ghidorah have been married since 2019!! five years married!!! (logically one year but I haven't realized it then so I'm somewhat. lying.) love my three weed smoking girlfriends ❤

-🐉☢

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[gamma-gal-24]

9 with gaston👀

9 -- to shut them up.

OOOOH THIS IS SO PERFECT FOR HIM!!!! OKAYOKAY- HERE WE GO!

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

This had been going on for almost two hours *solid* now...

-"And then I said to Lefou- "No thieving bear is stealing MY food and getting away with it!" And so then I"-

   Poor Cherise, patient as she was, hadn't been able to get anything more than a nod in for over an hour. Now, she loved hearing Gaston talk, loved hearing him more than anything!.... But she had things to do today! Goats to feed, pies to bake! She couldn't do anything stuck at the village fountain listening to more of Gaston's daily triumphs, even if she was happy to hear them.

   A squiggly, strained smile seems to have taken permanent residence on her round face. She hoped that he'd sense that she had somewhere to be, that way she wouldn't have to try and interrupt, but any hints she gave went right over his thick head. Darting glances towards her cottage, attempting to stand before being told, "Oh, please, Cherise, sit and let me tell you about how I bested that giant boar!" Things like that.

   Now, she knew Gaston meant no harm. He simply enjoyed talking, and she was fortunate enough to be the one he liked to talk to most! She was so thankful for that.... But she could hear the goats screaming for food from across the villaige square. She was needed.... And he wouldn't shut up.

   Gaston just kept on about bears, hunting, and tavern drama(he called it "disputes" to make it sound more manly and official, but it was just drama among men,) completely oblivious to gentle taps placed on his arm to get his attention.

"Gaston...?" She's too quiet, he can't hear her over the sound of his own laughter. "E-excuse me, Gaston?"

Nothing. He's still chattering away.

Cherise's cheeks go pink, her lips pursed into a line. Her ever so vast patience it nearing it's end. "Gaston?" A little louder this time, but still no luck.

It occurs to her suddenly that this is cause for drastic measures. With a determined huff and a fluff of her skirts, Cherise stands on the side of the fountain, pulls her bonnet from her head to sheild herself and him from nosey passerbys, and takes Gaston by his yellow collar.

Cherise yanks him down to her level, soft lips pressing firmly against his for only a moment before pulling away. She's never been so bold- the whole situation catches Gaston off gaurd; a feat few men have ever accomplished.

Poor Cherise is mortified.

She drops her hat to the ground, her hands flying to cover her mouth and cheeks redder than her suitor's shirt. He's silent... She's only ever seen him silent when he was hunting or brooding in the tavern. Her heart's hammering, her shoulders shaking. Is he upset? Is he angry? Oh gosh, please speak!

Gaston blinks once, then twice, and finally turns to Cherise with a grin.

"Now, Cherise... If you wanted my attention so badly, you need only say something!"

At that she deflates, her shoylders visibly relaxing as she smiles.

Silly, silly man...