#ahaha help me

[spaceumbredoggos]

@fishy--friend @confused-canid @children-of-moss @differentcowboypanda @astralphobia @lovelycrimsonredsnow @sprinklesandmabeljuice @shabbyshoebox @xropal @sarosthewizarddude

I didn’t put this in the group chat since I had other moots who at least somewhat care about the Kenz stuff. But I was pulling weeds in my overgrown yard and I got an idea. Or Bill gave me the idea. Idk. But what I’d Bill made a sequel to the Book of Bill just for Kenz. And Kenz only just found it after going through all their stuff looking for their graduation money that their parents stole from them? Well, I’m planning on writing that. The pines canonically don’t know about this book. It’s even more messed up than the book of bill with even more gore and some actual smutty content, with enough swears to put VivziePop to shame. Also, it mentions fandoms that aren’t owned by Disney, such as Pokemon and Skylanders for example. It’s gonna be on its own blog, but I will leak some parts of the book on this blog. You guys should let me cook (aka pull weeds.) more often.

[tedlebred]

this is probably all the tgcf you're ever gonna get out of me

[starfr00t]

so uh… y’all see help wanted 2 👁️👁️

[somerandomdudelmao]

What kind of psychopath draws the interior different in each fucking page?

👆me, trying to recreate my own layout of Donnie's lab

[timethehobo]

Would you take his hand?

[wolfythewitch]

Trying to figure out if Brutus is overheating, has a fever, or overweight (?)

Dude keeps panting, though I've already turned on the AC. I gave him like an ice bottle to chill on and he stopped panting. He also sneezes a bit and his shit also has a lot of white stuff. He's active otherwise and runs around and stuff, it's mostly when he's lying down/sleeping when it happens

[omppupiiras]

Hey now, you can't eat all of the chocolate 🤨

Corn Pea Kä Advent Calendar day 8 🌟

[dionysusbisexual]

Please help a trans person of color move out, I’m in a ridiculously bad housing situation and I kinda need funds to get out of my abusive moms place. I hate to do this but she almost kicked me out and cut my phone today while I was at work. Literally anything helps

I also draw if you wanna commission me

Venmo: yoursaltness

PayPal: yoursaltness

[entomolog-t]

Stupid lowscale gt brainrot but like--

You know the "stranded on a planet with sexy 8ft-10ft tall alien men" monster "romance" trope???

Give me a story just like this but like humans are smaller because of higher gravity. Its nothing so severe that anything super off is noticeable at first. Similar body types, perhaps even the alien species is much more physically intimidating looking (especially if we're going to the ye old hunter gatherer/barbarian trope), maybe they notice that they feel really good on this planet, perhaps even they make the connection that they can jump a fair amount higher. To them its nothing crazy. Going from a 2ft vertical to a 4-5ft vertical is cool, but its nothing like the videos of walking on the moon.

The aliens however, notice something is off fairly quickly. With a language barrier there might be the need to physically pull someone out of harms way, try to direct them one way or the other etc... and humans?? Despite their size, they're *heavy.* Not as heavy as the aliens, but far too close for someone half their size. Watching the humans aid them in tasks is surprising, and they're quite impressively able to carry a fair amount.

Perhaps it takes a while for the humans to notice, and it comes as a shock. Be it something perhaps cute like playfighting, or something more severe like an actual physical altercation, it becomes apparent that the humans are leagues stronger than the aliens.

Some Local coffeshop employee Becky Smith of middle of nowhere USA is suddenly able to lift the equivalent of 800lbs and is now seen as some warrior class being and is just trying to live out her monster romance fantasy. Girly was looking for a fearsome warrior and somehow became it instead.

This is so silly and stupid but I love it and would PAY to read it.

[r0tting-rat]

DCA PROMPTOBER 2024

WE'RE BACK WITH THE STEAMY STUFF literally. I'm not sorry for this, also yall can't say shit to me, I won't pretend like my suggestive works don't get a lot more attention than the rest LMAOO

Day 28 - Time-out

Pairing: Moon x GN reader Warning: Suggestive. Words: 2200+ Summary: Moon is a little mad at you :)

To say that Moon was mad would have been an understatement. The animatronic standing in front of you with his arms crossed over his chest and his foot cartoonishly tapping the ground was fuming with rage, you could see it in the way he wasn’t even looking at you, instead choosing to keep his eyes sealed close. The naptime attendant was mumbling something you couldn’t hear, trying to talk with his other half as you kneeled on the ground in front of him, sitting on your heels with your head tilted down in "shame". Too bad you couldn’t stop smiling and had to force a frown every time the robot would look at you.

-What should we do with you, mh?- Moon hissed, massaging the bridge of his nose—or, well, where it would have been if he had one, -Not even Sunny would know what the best punishment would be for your behavior! You’ve been naughty, very naughty!-

You pushed down a laugh and pretended to cough. 

-Stop looking so pleased! You should be ashamed of your actions!- The jester stomped his foot on the ground to catch your attention, but that childish act only made you cough harder.

-I’m sorry, okay?- you chuckled, -I already apologized to both of you! What else do you want me to do?-

-You made Sun overheat! You deserve a punishment, but the more stuff I come up with, the more I realize you’d enjoy them more than anything.- His eyes cut dagger into you, like he wanted you to feel embarrassed about that, but honestly, you were about to break and start howling on the spot.

-Oh, come on! I didn’t do anything bad, also, what makes you think that? I’m not the pervert you think I am,- you couldn’t help but grin while trying to stand back up, but Moon pushed you back down by the shoulder. 

-No! Stay down! I can’t trust you around us after what you did,- the attendant huffed, annoyed, then he took a step back from you, as a prevention measure, -And you are a pervert—a naughty rulebreaker!-

You pretended to look around Sun and Moon’s room, scrutinizing the drawings hanging from the walls and the fairy lights coming down the ceiling, then you shook your head. 

-I don’t see any rule that says not to kiss the pretty daycare attendants.- Your grin widened. -Especially considering they’re my boyfriends.-

Moon’s face was turning a beautiful shade of blue, contrasting sweetly against the red glow of his irises, and the robot had to close his eyes and turn his head the other way to avoid growing more flustered. Steam regularly puffed out his shoulder and neck joints in short hisses.

-T-That’s… That’s not what we…- he was stumbling over his words, so you took the chance to crawl closer and get right in front of his feet, so when he opened his eyes the first thing he would see would have been your face, -Y-You…!-

-I?- you asked with a sweet smile. Moon blinked his eyes open and a breath got caught in his throat, eyes going wide and fingers twitching with impatience.

-You kissed Sun with the tongue!- the animatronic whispered, like he didn’t want anyone to hear what he was saying, -That’s… That’s naughty behavior, and it’s forbidden in the daycare!-

-Is it?- you stood back up again, and this time the robot didn’t try to push you back down, -Or are you just jealous that I made out with Sun and not with you, so you decided to make up new rules and get your revenge?- 

You ran your hands over the animatronic’s thin waist, which was still huge considering his overall size, and brushed your fingertips over the seams of his chassis. The feeling made Moon shudder and groan, hands coming up to stop yours from wandering further up to his chest, but at the last second he took a deep breath and allowed you to keep touching him. Your every caress was gentle, slow and methodical, and that was probably what was driving the naptime attendant out of his mind in the first place. 

-Don’t feel jealous, Moonie,- you whispered, your fingers finally brushing against his slender metallic neck, -I can give you kisses as well, as many as you’d like.-

Moon was overheating under your touch, his insides felt boiling hot and his entire face was covered in pretty blush. He was becoming a mess, just like Sun before him. 

-M-Making out is not allowed,- he attempted to whisper once more, -It’s… It’s dirty and…-

-Mooncake, be honest with me, did you make that up?- you asked, holding his face in your palms and forcing him to look down at you. The robot nodded, ashamed, and you giggled, -It’s fine, I’m not mad. I won’t ever do that again if you don’t want me to.- 

The jester’s eyes suddenly widened when you said that, like terrified of the idea, and his hands came up to hold you closer by the waist.

-No! N-No, don’t… I know that Sun was the one who asked you, but I just… while I looked at you and him as you…-

-Kissed passionately?- you offered with a grin, and a heavy cloud of steam escaped from Moon’s back. 

-Whatever!- he said, suddenly pulling away from you, looking mad once more, -Keep that tongue when it needs to be!-

-So…- you gently pushed Moon back, who surprisingly let himself fall back on the bed behind him with a huff, -That means I can’t do what I did with Sun, like… this, for example?-

You crawled on top of the robot, sitting on his stomach and inching your face closer to his, eyes half-lidded and breath heavy with affection. As you slowly pushed your lips on Moon’s, closing your eyes and inhaling the sweet lavender smell of the animatronic, you grabbed one of his hands and placed it on your waist as an invitation to hold you closer. 

-Stop me if you wish.- You pulled away just to speak, making the robot whine at the loss. -You make the rules here, Mooncake.-

In response, the naptime attendant grabbed the back of your head and pushed you back into the kiss, hungry for the taste of your lips, and with a small chuckle, you allowed him to do as he pleased. 

-Just… Just kiss me and shut up,- he said, speaking perfectly fine due to the fact that his voicebox was inside his chest—how unfair! -I should punish you, not rewarding you with… with this!-

You wanted to bite back and tell him that he was probably the one that was being “rewarded” between the two of you, but you decided that you had teased your boyfriend enough and that he deserved some calm and quiet. 

You pulled away after a few moments, gasping for air, but once more the animatronic complained and tried to kiss you once more. 

-I need to breathe, Moon!- you scolded him, but you still let him push you on the bed and switch places, -Also, you’re going to overheat too if you keep going at it.-

-N-N-No,- Moon’s voice glitched, -I’m stronger than Sun, I can… I…- 

Something seemed to have awakened in the robot’s eyes as they ran all over your face, taking in the sight of your flushed skin, your swollen lips, your love-struck eyes and your quickened heartbeat. Under him, you looked like a mess, and Moon thought you were the most beautiful mess he had ever laid his eyes upon. He glanced at your mouth, parted open to breathe properly, and his own silicone tongue began to feel heavy between his teeth. Moon began to salivate looking down at you, drooling like a dog and panting to release the hot air that was filling his body, all the while his eyes didn’t leave your lips. He suddenly understood why Sun had made such a request, why he had asked you to fully make out with him; Moon was feeling the same as his other, and he realized why Sun had caved in so easily to his deepest desire. 

-Moon, is everything okay?- you asked, but your words didn’t register in the bot’s mind, -You’re drooling all over me, has something ha…?-

Refusing to openly admit his weakness, the naptime attendant leaned down and kissed you once more, beginning to slip his tongue inside your mouth before you could say or do anything to question him. He saw your eyes widen in pleasant surprise then soften, finally closing before you began to reciprocate and coax Moon’s body closer to yours, groaning softly into the kiss.

You and the animatronic were a tangle of limbs, of craving mouths and searching hands, gripping at every piece of clothing and every inch of skin to pull each other into a tighter embrace, into a more coiled knot. 

Moon was different from Sun in many ways, and each time you’d see one of their unique quirks and details you’d remember that there was a reason why one was the day and the other was the night. While Sun had asked you to teach him how to kiss, how to properly start and how to move his silicone tongue and lips in tandem with yours, Moon was insistent and imposing. Sun had let you take the reins, he had sat still—or almost, considering his every finger and limb twitched in excitement—and let you pull his head closer by the rays. Sun had closed his eyes, waiting for the kiss, then let you slip your tongue between his parted teeth and take complete control. In less than 2 minutes the robot had overheated and entered a reboot cycle, pushing Moon upfront despite the lights still being on. 

Moon, who also had a gentle and shy side, was pushing you into the bed and attempting to fight your mouth, trying to take the lead without actually knowing how to kiss with tongue. His movements were clumsy, random, assertive. He was trying to make you give up control and let him do his thing, but you knew better than to let Moon have his way with everything; you’d allow him to switch places and stay on top, you’d allow him to act bold and dominant, but you had no intention to inflate his ego more than needed. You began to push back, doing everything you could to show him how to properly move, teaching him without saying a word. Surprisingly, Moon actually seemed to listen and slowly began to follow and accompany your muscle instead of trying to completely overpower you.

Soon you were pulling away to breathe, feeling dizzy with joy and with every nerve tingling in excitement, but you couldn’t be happier. Your eyes were unfocused as you looked up at the ceiling, on your face you wore a dopey smile, like a dumbass, and overall you looked like you didn't have a thought crossing your mind, while Moon still refused to completely leave you be and instead decided to practice the art of marking skin on your poor neck. 

With his teeth and insistent tongue, the animatronic was leaving little bruises and kisses, running his wet appendix over your jaw and dragging down the tip of the tentacle-like thing to swirl it over your Adam's apple. You sighed in delight and hugged his body closer by the shoulder as his trembling hands grabbed your waist, leaving little scratches in your working uniform and deep cuts in the cushions under you. Moon was acting like a feral animal, growling and groaning, tasting your skin as he waited for you to recover enough to start making out again, and for a moment you couldn’t help but wheeze a laugh when you remembered how he had scolded you earlier. 

-What’s so funny?- he asked, lifting his face enough to look at you in the eyes, -Why are you laughing?-

-Oh, d-don’t worry!- you laughed, -I’m just thinking about how I’ll need to be the one putting you in time out after this. Geez, you’re a starving beast!-

More blush spread over Moon’s cheeks as he realized what you meant, then he buried his face back into your neck to hide himself in shame. 

-Hey, no, it’s fine!- you tried to reassure him and caress his cap, but the robot was hugging your arms close to your body, stopping you from even lifting a finger, -I was just joking, and it’s fine if you get a little carried away sometimes.- 

You waited for him to do something, but the animatronic didn’t move an inch, staying on top of you like a heavily weighted blanket. 

-Moon, really, there’s nothing to worry about,- you attempted again, -Sun got just as worked up earlier, you saw how things ended up! It’s fine if you want to experiment, and you should know I don’t mind teaching you… Moon? Are you still awake?-

When you looked down, you saw that the bot’s eyes were dull, completely rid of their usual light and life, as cold as the ones of a doll. Your boyfriend had entered a reboot cycle after ignoring every overheating warning that had popped up in his brain in favor of keeping kissing you, and as you realized that you groaned and threw your head back. Shit, you were stuck under him until either he or Sun woke up, which could mean a few minutes or the entire night, depending if they had any updates scheduled. 

At least you were lying on soft ground and not on the floor.

[shima-draws]

Hi all!! My medical bills and other various expenses are kicking my ass so I'm opening emergency commissions!

It says so on the google form as well, but additional characters will cost 50% of the base character's price, so please keep that in mind 💕

I'm not doing slots for these, so don't fret if you don't have the funds right now. These will be open for a while, so take your time if you can't afford it right away :")

If you have any questions at all, you can DM me or contact me through my commissions email (which you can find on the carrd site that is linked on the form!)

Link to fill out the commission form is below. Thank you all so much for your support!

[magpie-rogue]

My commissions are open!!

I really hate pulling out the labels card for help; but if you could help at least spread this so two transwomen and a disabled transmasc (me) can afford rent, food, gas, and to pay off whatever extra nonsense a few ER visits this past 1-2months has stacked up because one of our insurances is acting dumb. One is between jobs, another is trying to find a better paying one that will give her more hours, and I'm too disabled to work. We're doing all we can, but we need a bit of help.

So let me do art for you about it! You can find all my information on my carrd and here on my tumblr . You can find all my art and more examples on my blog or on my instagram . If you have any questions, please feel free to email me and I'll get back to you asap.

Thank you so much <3!!

[felix-krain]

Survivors tryna communicate

(I don’t understand them)

[spookythesillyfella]

if tony ever had the motivation to bake . no doubt he'd try doing this

★ original meme under cut

[moeblob]

They're soulmates in every single universe and I miss them at the most random times.

[0039pf-third-blog-hooray]

slowly but surely… 😔🥀🥀 another wip of my wintersberg piece