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GGWEEK2020 OTP HEADCANONS

Ok, I was tagged by @foxmagpie  to answers questions 1, 12, 22, 30, 36 and one or more of your choice from this list which unsurprisingly contains other numbers also.

I’m gonna do this about Brio for the lulz, but obvi they’re gross and no one would possibly ship it.

1) who can outdrink the other?

Is this a joke? Beth’s, like, a professional drinker. If you think she can’t drink that skinny motherfucker under the table, chair, and like any furniture (had she some), I don’t know what’s going on with you.

12) who hogs the bathroom?

Yes.

22) which one makes a big deal about birthdays?

WHOSE?! 

i mean they’re both parents and they’re both lame and they’re both very into scheduling as far as I can tell, so i’d imagine they’re very into making a fuss about other people’s birthdays, but they’re also very cagey and very weird and ofc live in a world where time moves differently so i’d imagine they do not like making a fuss of their own. i kind of think they’d understand why the other is like that cos duh samesies, but whether they’d be respectful of that fact....oy

30) Which one gets more excited over the first snow of winter?

lol well neither of them, they’re trapped in a singular vague season for all time. but were they transported elsewhere, i feel like it’s gotta be rio on the grounds that:

one child + icey sitch feels manageable (beth’s probs like oh god, what fresh hell this time, and that’s just over annie, never mind her thousand children)

excuse to buy and peacock new winterwear

doesnt have to hear, like, 300000 times: ha ha YOU’RE THE SAME COLOUR AS THE SNOW LOLLLLLLLLLL

less likely to have snow thrown at him - mick seems pretty chill. i feel like a lot of ppl would use the socially acceptable opportunity to attack beth

36) What are things they both find funny?

HA. well they both think beth is hilarious, bc she is!!! ALSO TAUNTING PEOPLE WHEN THEY THINK THEY HAVE THE UPPER HAND. children, i think they both think children are funny. annie. ruby. mick. GOSSIPING. i think theyre both gossipy bitches. GETTING AWAY WITH THINGS. SHIT PUNS. CALLBACKS. SURPRISING PEOPLE/LIGHT STALKING. BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO PEOPLE THEY DON’T LIKE. DOING A BIT FOR SO LONG THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS LITERALLY GROANING INTO THEIR HANDS. WINNING.

16) who gives the other cringe-worthy pet names?

!!!!!! MF BETH!!!!

ok im gonna take up the poss controversial point of view that a general term of endearment is not a pet name, and neither is someone’s, yknow, name.

so i feel like there’d first be a point where beth’s impishly sweethearting etc rio, which would eventually morph into some absolutely appalling and unintentionally inappropriate pet name/s with like a convoluted appropriate and actually kinda sweet origin story like cockadoodle or something, while everyone else is like... beth....no. shh. you can’t. SHHHHHHHHHHHH. and rio’s like WHAT IT’S A GREAT STORY ABOUT PUPPYSITTING LET ME TELL MY BORING ANECDOTE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME and everyone is like NO SHUT UP OLD MAN

I am tagging @bourbon-ontherocks for number 7, @missmaxime for number 21, @sdktrs12 for 32, @septiembur for for 38 and 49, and mf everyone for 43!!!