#ah + jt

[decaydanceredacted]

[fobredactedove]

offically titling this

Dogs Can't Talk

tboy van days joe getting eaten out by andys dog that he brought with them

joe wakes up to the sweet pup just pawing and licking at his face. he scrunches his nose as he sits up, chuckling.

"hey boy," he murmurs, looking over at andy who was sleeping in the back of the van with him, his back facing toward joe.

they finally had enough to put an air mattress in the back which was much better than sleeping on the floor. it wasnt great though; just some cheat air mattress. but that didnt matter anyway.

he pet the dogs head softly, ruffling his ears. "whyre you up, hm? did you need to wake me up too?" he whispered, getting no response other than a wide smile and a wagging tail. its not like dogs talk anyway.

the dog licked at his hand, trailing up his arm. joes skin tingled as he only watched the pup lick away. what a great night to sleep shirtless, right? joe giggled at the thought and then froze when he felt a wide tongue swiping over his neck. he whimpered softly and pet the dogs back.

"good boy," he panted quietly, face burning red. the dogs tail only seemed to wag faster at the praise he had earned. the pup licked away as joe felt his boxers grow slick. he whined and shuffled his legs around.

he could- no- thats wrong. andy would hear. but it would feel so much better than jerking off, right? fuck it, why not?

joe bit his lip and shuffled the blanket and covers off of him, sliding his pants down as well. the dog had, of course, notice and began sniffing at joes crotch. he snapped his thighs shut, debating if he should take advantage of the poor pup. but the dog wouldnt tell anyone. its not like dogs can talk anyway, right?

he gave in and shuffled his boxers down to his ankles and after sniffing again, the pup started licking at his neglected little cunt.

joe gasped out loud, slapping his hand out his mouth. it just felt so good! andys dog shuffled around so he was placed in between joes legs and dipped his head down, beginning to eat the whimpering boy out. joe writhed and clasped his knees together, biting down on his tongue.

"mh-!" he whined as the pups tongue swiped over his little cunt again and again. he dug his tongue into joe, tail still wagging behind him. fuck, he had only just started eating joe out and he already felt like cumming.

joes breathing sped up as he clasped his other hand over his mouth, snapping his eyes shut as he prayed he didnt scream when he came. his thighs were trembling and shaking as the pup started licking at his little clit and fuck that was it. joe came, muffling his cry the best he could as he coated the dogs nose and tongue in his cum.

he was a poor leaking mess as andys dog finally stepped away, licking at his nose. joe trembled softly as he reached for his boxers, glancing at andy once more, who was still asleep, still facing away from him.

he sighed in relief as andy was still asleep. he pulled up his boxers and pants, along with the blanket, and laid back down. the sweet, innocent pup just laid next to joe, all cuddled up and happy as joe was blissed out from the whole experience.

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andy opened his eyes and blinked himself awake when he heard a loud gasp from beside him. was joe having a nightmare or something? he was about to roll over until he noticed the quiet lapping sounds coming from beside him as well.

it was only him, his dog, and joe back here, so what was going on? joe wouldnt- he wouldnt do anything weird with his dog, right?

he was snapped out of his thoughts when he heard a quiet "mh!". there was no way joe and his dog were doing anything. he simply couldnt believe it.

it was barely minutes later when he heard a muffled cry coming from joe. jesus christ. he mustve been a mess by now if hes doing what andy thinks hes doing.

but no- thats crazy, right?

after a couple seconds of shuffling around, everything in the back goes silent aside from him and joes quiet breaths.

maybe he could ask his dog what happened later, but thats silly. everyone knows that dogs cant talk.

WAIT NO BCS IM ACTUALLY SO PROUD OF THIS ONE????

-bj anon🤘

<3

[romidoes]

and, oh, we started

two hearts in one home

it’s hard when we argue

we’re both stubborn, i know

but oh, sweet creature

whenever i go

you bring me home.

[thekidsarentalright]

falloutboy: welcome to the days of the fall out past ✨🪐

[jakeabel]

elliot eternally a man of the people

[spirallingstarcases]

pokefob <3

a bday gift for tar @prettyinpunk :3 we just met but we are already like this 🤞 hehe. i hope this lives up to ur expectations! HAPPY BDAY!!!!!

[transgirl-gaming-thoughts]

So I’ve heard of trans women taking birth control to help with HRT, but what about if you’re not on HRT yet? Can you use birth control as like a microdose just to balance and help you feel better? If so, is there a certain kind??

[twinkskeletons]

high quality carpal tunnel vid 🚨����🚨

[hearty-an0n]

How they met, and other stories, David Levithan

Bruce Bennett // Nick Wass // Jonas Siegel // Mark Blinch // @91Tavares/X // Chris O’Meara // Sam Navarro // Steve Russell

[karpsicles]

none of them except for andy look ready in this 😭

[decaydanceredacted]

does anyone else want to take my hand and come with me to trohley world…thinking about Joe “Slept in a Dog Cage IRL” Trohman collared and leashed for world’s #1 dommest dom andy

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[fobredactedove]

god im just filling your inbox today- anyways

farmer!pete who owns a little farm out on the countryside with a bunch of animals and whatnot. but along with all his other animals, hes got bull!andy, cow!joe and cow!patrick.

(mm sidenote, pat and joe, just because i said so, can get pregnant even if theyre amab- and these arent like actual animals- like people with ears and tails jfksjf okay im done rambling)

and of course, his bull needs to breed! he cant just sit around the farm and do nothing! so pete brings joe and patrick into the barn and ties them up to a post before he brings andy in to them.

"be gentle with them, bud," pete coos at him. "they arent big, strong bulls like you are." andy nods excitedly as pete helps him mount patrick. then he leaves them on their own, standing nearby only to make sure andy doesnt accidentally hurt him.

andy braces his arms on patricks hips before lining his cock up with his hole. he pushes his hips forward, gently pushing into him with a groan. patrick gasps and whimpers, dropping his head down as he grips onto the post hes tied to.

andy sets a pace quickly, snapping his hips forward into patrick with little grunts and pants falling out of his mouth. patrick just cries out, legs trembling and threatening to give out as he feels as if hes being split open. andys just too big!

patricks writhes and whines before andy finally cums and fills him up, burying himself deep inside patrick to insure he gets him pregnant.

pete comes back over and gently scratches behind andys ear as his tail flicks form side to side. "good job, bud. being such a good breeder for me," he smiles at the bull. "but joe still needs to get bred, yeah?" andy nodded quickly, ears perking up the thought of breeding again. pete giggled and waited for him to dismount off of patrick, who was a trembling mess. he whimpered softly as andys cock slid out of him.

pete led him over to where joe was tied up and backed away again, letting andy do his thing. he did the same thing his had done with patrick, mounting him from behind and bracing his arms on joes hips. joes ears flopped around while andys tail swayed. he lined himself up quickly, already ready to breed again. he pushed his hips forward, sliding into joe who moaned out loudly.

"ugh- fuck!" he cried, gasping as andy stretched him out.

pete giggled as he stood by pat, gently scratching his head after he had untied him. "is he too big for you?" he murmured to joe.

"n-no- just- fuck," he babbled as andy rolled his hips, groaning above him with his head buried into his back. "just big," joe panted. he pushed his hips back against andys, mouth hanging open.

"oh baby," pete chuckled. "youre a good boy. you can take it," he hummed to joe. "besides, we wouldnt want to waste a good breeding session, now would we?"

joe gasped. "no-! no-" he shook his head, andy fucking into him over and over again. andy groaned and wrapped his arms around joes waist, snapping his hips faster as he came. he let out a cry that was muffled by joes back before finally slowing his hips down.

joe is gasping for air as he leans the majority of his bodyweight against the post, heaving slightly. pete just grins and pets his head.

"such a good boy, joe. all knocked up and full of andys babies," he murmured while untying him. andy stayed huddled against him, his dick buried in joe so he would definitely get pregnant. i mean, he wouldnt want anything to go to waste, would he?

again sorry that was so long im full of ideas today teehee

-bj anon🤘

<3

[thekidsarentalright]

fob in portland!!

📸 ianxenger on ig

[jakeabel]

GUARDS. THEYRE AT IT AGAIN

[juergenklopp]

“You’re a loser fucking organization. Every single one of you.” – one-armed Bryce Harper about to flip the (Jake) Bird 

BRYCE HARPER @ Colorado Rockies (May 14, 2023)

[gingericywolf]

Not spoiling but I got so close to get some things right, even one of my wips that I started rigth after s1(and then went idle for months) goes very similar to what we actually see in this season.