#agenthaywood

[skyeward-otp]

Do you prefer McDonald's or Wendy's?

Don’t think I’ve ever had Wendy’s.

[brielarsonist]

Really shipping Mando and Cara from the Mandalorian and its problematic because it goes against every version of a traditional relationship that I was raised with because Cara probably bench presses Mando when they're bored and Mando warns people that its not him they should be scared of.

listen james, I’m gonna be real with you, I don’t see how being bench pressed is a problem, but I hope that you are able to find some peace while watching them cruise around the galaxy together

[vexing-imogen]

1, 6, 11, 14, 27, 32, 36

unusual(ish) asks

1. who’s your celebrity crush? well, the obvious answer is Laura Bailey. but I just watched Happiest Season, so Kristen Stewart and Aubrey Plaza. but also Chris Evans...

6. how many pairs of shoes do you have? oh geeze, it’s at least 20, probably more like 30. I like shoes.

11. what unusual talent do you have? bc of my job, I can toss pizza dough real good

14. what’s your coffee order? hot chocolate... (I don’t drink coffee)

27. how long before a trip do you pack? I’ll usually start packing a day or two before, have the majority packed the night before, then do a mad dash for the essentials morning of

32. how old do you get mistaken for? it’s generally in the ballpark of 18-21. the youngest I’ve gotten recently is 16, though I was mistaken for 14 a few years ago

36. what do you think you’d be arrested for? oooh idk. I really go out of my way to Not get in trouble, so I feel like it would have to be something drastic, like assault or arson

[capinejghafa]

Happy Birthday! Also what kind of house you getting?? Does it have a window nook?

Thank you! It’s on a hill, it’s blue with a green door, super descriptive i know lol It’s very cute, tho. No nook, sadly but it does have an amazing side room like for a bookcase, a desk, and it’s nook-like. 

[elizabethwydevilles]

7.5 thousand

lol! I have 3,939 followers, but most were gained around 2013-15 and I think a good chunk are inactive now

[anissagraces]

Matt/Elektra

😍 

 Leave a ship in my ask and I’ll reply only with an emoji

[morganalefays]

Top 5 cliches you fall for everytime.

“the chosen one” person with a destiny

people with very different personalities and capabilities coming together to create a team

enemies to friends to lovers

femme fatale villain

all bad romantic christmas movies apparantly?? this december i flipped and watched like one every day 

[whatalitteacher]

HEY. Write some Office!AU.

     As with all places of business, the office had routine inspections. Even though the inspections were set up months in advance, everyone acted like it was news when the inspector showed up. This aggravated the inspector to no end. The inspector always hated inspecting this office. He was convinced that these people were completely insane.

     The boss - Coulson - followed him around and asked him questions about every single thing. What are you looking at? What are you writing down? What are you thinking? How are we doing? And so on and so forth.

     The second in command - May - always seemed to be around the corner with her arms crossed and her death glare focused on him. He tried not to show it, but the woman scared him to no end.

     The workers were always sitting around talking, drinking coffee, playing games, and looking at their phones. He even found one of the workers - Hunter, he thinks - sleeping on the conference room table.

     And of course, someone was always having sex.

     He was completely puzzled at how they were able to get anything done, let alone stay open.

     Inspecting the office was so horrible that he honestly got to the point where he just checked everything off and called it a day. He could get fired, but it would worth it.

[evieoh]

What country do you want to spend Christmas in?

What country do I *want* to spend Christmas in? The US with @stargazerdaisy and @mframe

Since that won’t be happening though, the UK or Scandinavia would be pretty cool

[livesindaydreams]

agenthaywood replied to your post: If anyone could tell me how many tags i’ve left...

5 million

It is possible...

[skyeward-otp]

Tacos or Burritos?

Tacos.

[brielarsonist]

agenthaywood replied to your post “I just want to write captain marvel fic but I’m too Depressed and my...”

happy fic idea: snack food haul from being gone for 20 years.

I need a snack food haul right now

[plinys]

With all the traveling you do, do you try local restaurants or stay with the chains so you have a basic idea of the menu and prices?

i literally eat at culvers, cracker barrel, and buffalo wild wings exclusively during con weekends no matter the state

[vexing-imogen]

You're good. Let's try Church and Gwen from RT stuff.

lmao, I actually have only watched one season of RvB, BUT GWEN I CAN DO

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: okay, but she’s actually so passionate when she cares about something. and alright, maybe she’s passionate about trashy reality shows and supernatural ya romance novels, but she also cares enough about those little shits to not let them die

worst quality: the crippling anxiety and self-doubt probably

ship them with: David, but only kinda

brotp them with: Max, Space Kid, pretty much all the campers to some extent

needs to stay away from: former cultists, Cameron Campbell, Pikeman

misc. thoughts: someone get this girl to a therapist tbh

[lightwelost]

Soft kisses

🌸Soft Kisses: Describe your OTP

this makes it sound like i’m supposed to describe only one?? but like there’s so many. I supposed I’ll go with my all-time-favorite. 

Okay so there’s this girl who’s super up-tight, no emotion, no feelings. She’s a spy and her job is to protect this guy who’s like the epitome of cinnamon roll. This guy wants to befriend the girl, and eventually he falls for her. She in turn softens up and falls for the guy too and she kisses him. A bunch of crap happens but they finally end up together and live happily ever after until her memory gets wiped like right before the finale but let’s just forget about that. 

send me soft asks

[anissagraces]

🐷 ruler, key because I can't get the frickers to copy right...

Lmao hahah

🐷 Junk food you can never get enough of: pizza, always pizza

🔑 Key to your heart: that’s hard, it kinda depends? I do like people that make me laugh and people I can talk to for hours

📏 How tall are you: 164cm, idk if that’s 5′3 or 5′4?

Send me a symbol