#agent1

[honidum]

Agent 3 is way too cute for the captain's heart

-for mine too (///￣ ￣///)

[octoexpansionau]

parasite agent 3 (form 0) and callie & cuttlefish Encounter  DANGER LEVEL: DEAD IN SIGHT 

[worldsofzzt]

Source “Secret Agent of ZZT” by he_the_great (2000) [AGENTZZT.ZZT] - “floor 1” Play This World Online

[alienkidyeetwo]

Me: I can’t believe that he’s gone..

Jay: Who are you talking about?

Me: An old friend of mine. After my dad found out that he was taking notes on me, he made him leave.

Jay: Well, that friend of yours kinda sounds weird.

Me: Here’s the catch though, he made me feel seen. Every time I went into his RV, I'd talk about my day and certain things that I like. I felt comfortable around him, and please don’t interpret that as a sign of love, it was purely platonic. I wonder where he ended up now…

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Meanwhile, at area 51…

Alien: Where am I… Wait, I think this is hell..

Agent 1: And that’s where you’re going to be if you don’t give us any answers.

Alien: Great, I know you’re just some archetype of the no nonsense, tough guy agent with a moral code stricter than a literal censorship system. I wonder what you’re going to do to me?

Agent2: What are your plans?

Alien: Oh, this is the good cop bad cop routine, I was only here for observation you barbarismic fool. By now, you'll realize that you will be breaking a few intergalactic laws, and it’s best that you two prepare a case and reason in court once the organization finds out.

Agent1: Aha! So you’re planning on world domination?

Alien: Yes, I plan to add more plastic into your bodies, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU!?! I'M TRYING TO GATHER INFORMATION ON YOUR KIND TO BETTER BOTH EARTH AND THOUSANDS OF PLANETS!!

Agents 1&2: SECURITY!!!

To be continued

[ex0rin]

Very Thoroughly (E) - 3.3k

from my gifset here: Hughie Campbell | The Boys S01E08

Hughie/Unnamed Agent1, Hughie/Unnamed Agent2, Hughie/Butcher (one-sided, mentioned)

non-con/rape, pwp, anal fingering, no lube, spit as lube, come as lube, anal sex, light waterboarding, handjobs, name calling, handcuffs, black bagged, back of the van sex

“Made a mistake coming back here, didn’t you?” one of the guys says, the voice is just behind him and close enough that Hughie’s certain he can feel the hot brush of breath even through the hood over his face - he sucks in another gasping inhale, thick fabric pulling into his opened mouth and getting wet with his own spit when someone’s hands curl in around his hips, dragging him back against the firm body behind him.

OR: Hughie gets dragged into the back of a van on purpose to save M.M and Frenchie and gets more than he'd anticipated.

READ ON AO3 HERE.

[aib-au-official]

Money vs Fame vs Love

Splatfest Spotlight-

Team Love (ft Callie, Marina, Captain Runo, Agent 4, and Agent 8)

DannySquid4: Wow! I think this is the first time since... Uh... Before Finalfest, that we've all picked the same team, guys!

CapnRuno: Hey, you're right! Wow, first time in five years we've actually agreed on something.

Agent1: That's... Kinda sad, you guys.

Magic8Ball: What's sad is how many people think fame and money are the most important things in life. Is there really so little love in the world that people really think that?

DJ_Hyperfresh: Some people just have different priorities in life. Love doesn't pay the bills or get you recognition for your work most of the time. Some people just want that more.

Agent1: Who's side are you on, Marina?!

Bonus:

Magic8Ball: When your sister picks the wrong team

OctoNoodle: #@&$ you. I wanna be famous.

[adventurer-gearld]

Filename: Agent1

Agent 1

-Agent of the New Squidbeak Splatoon

-True name - Callie Cuttlefish. Alias: Agent 1

-previously given a highly trusted rank by King Octavio - rank not yet officially removed

-likely to not engage unless provoked. Willing to talk

-knows Octarian

-previously brainwashed by King Octavio using the hypnoshades - first inkling affected by them

-appears to sympathize with the domes. It was used to brainwash as seen in section 4. Look to file: CallieWasHere for more information regarding the subject

[leopoldainter]

Who SAYS

Yes we have fronz difference. Kourtney, hmm. A lip in mythol, a corner foled fore all tomo5rфr5ow's...these mysterious gellinorbus

Action Completion,

Paper doesn't bleed it is bleed, seat toilet

The Elite 4 & INDIGO PLATEAU

Book Stacks to Altar

/mediaForces agent1

Podium & Utensils

Chips and intrigues

The Boot

The Sarlac Pit

'-=everySamUraii lives byone1

βασικά Ω Δ ξέρω

S OrM H

It

Was something that

She had said which

Stuck

Or something more parissien insoad and abrupt

Laundry method

*credit to jersey shores

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See

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English:

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[jamfromwkym]

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[averycanadianfilm]

Overheard conversation in a dream cafe: quantum sensors

Setting: Angels-R-US cafe, somewhere on earth.

Agent1: They’re probably remote viewing and listening to us right now.

Agent2: You’re paranoid. Who are they?

Agent1: No I’m not. You know who ‘they’ are. You don’t know the kinds of quantum technology they are already using.

Agent2: And you do?

Agent1: For example, I heard a rumour they’ve already got a quantum encrypted line between the White House and the Pentagon.

Agent2: You’re dreaming.

Agent1: No I’m not. I heard a rumour they’re already teleporting particles between Virginia and California.

Agent2: You mean teleporting information about particles. Which I guess in a way is a particle since information is physical and if you have the information you have the particle.

Agent1: No I mean the entire particle.

Agent2: Even if they could, why would they want to do that?

Agent1: For world domination.

Agent2: World domination? Have you been ingesting the ‘magic mushrooms’?

[computingpostcom]

Kubernetes, abbreviated as K8s is an open-source tool used to orchestrate containerized workloads to run on a cluster of hosts. It is used to automate system deployments, scale, and manage containerized applications. Normally, Kubernetes distributes workloads across the cluster and automates the container networking needs. It also allocates storage and persistent volumes and works continuously to maintain the desired state of container applications. There are several tools one can use to set up a Kubernetes cluster. These tools include Minikube, Kubeadm, Kubernetes on AWS (Kube-AWS), Amazon EKS e.t.c. In this guide, we will walk through how to deploy HA Kubernetes Cluster on Rocky Linux 8 using RKE2. What is RKE2? RKE stands for Rancher Kubernetes Engine. RKE2 also known as the (RKE Government) is a combination of RKE1 and K3s. It inherits usability, ease-of-operations, and deployment model from K3s and close alignment with upstream Kubernetes from RKE1. Normally, RKE2 doesn’t rely on docker, it launches the control plane components as static pods that are managed by the kubelet. The diagram below will help you understand the RKE2 cluster topology. RKE2 ships a number of open-source components that include: K3s Helm Controller K8s API Server Controller Manager Kubelet SchedulerSet up Linux Nodes Proxy etcd containerd/cri runc Helm Metrics Server NGINX Ingress Controller CoreDNS CNI: Canal (Calico & Flannel), Cilium or Calico System Requirements Use a system that meets the below requirements: RAM: 4GB Minimum (we recommend at least 8GB) CPU: 2 Minimum (we recommend at least 4CPU) 3 Rocky Linux 8 Nodes Zero or more agent nodes that are designated to run your apps and services A load balancer to direct front-end traffic to the three nodes. A DNS record to map a URL to the load balancer Step 1 – Set up Rocky Linux 8 Nodes For this guide, we will use 3 Rocky Linux nodes, a load balancer, and RKE2 agents(1 or more). TASK HOSTNAME IP ADDRESS Server Node 1 server1.computingpost.com 192.168.205.2 Server Node 2 server2.computingpost.com 192.168.205.3 Server Node 3 server3.computingpost.com 192.168.205.33 Load Balancer rke.computingpost.com 192.168.205.9 Agent Node1 agent1.computingpost.com 192.168.205.43 Agent Node2 agent2.computingpost.com 192.168.205.44 Set the hostnames as shown: ##On Node1 sudo hostnamectl set-hostname server1.computingpost.com ##On Node2 sudo hostnamectl set-hostname server2.computingpost.com ##On Node3 sudo hostnamectl set-hostname server3.computingpost.com ##On Loadbalancer(Node4) sudo hostnamectl set-hostname rke.computingpost.com ##On Node5 sudo hostnamectl set-hostname agent1.computingpost.com ##On Node6 sudo hostnamectl set-hostname agent2.computingpost.com Add the hostnames to /etc/hosts on each node $ sudo vim /etc/hosts 192.168.205.2 server1.computingpost.com 192.168.205.3 server2.computingpost.com 192.168.205.33 server3.computingpost.com 192.168.205.43 agent1.computingpost.com 192.168.205.44 agent2.computingpost.com 192.168.205.9 rke.computingpost.com Configure the firewall on all the nodes as shown: sudo systemctl stop firewalld sudo systemctl disable firewalld sudo systemctl start nftables sudo systemctl enable nftables Step 2 – Configure the Fixed Registration Address To achieve high availability, you are required to set up an odd number of server plane nodes(runs etcd, the Kubernetes API, and other control plane services). The other server nodes and agent nodes need a URL they can use to register against. This is either an IP or domain name of any of the control nodes. This is mainly done to maintain quorum so that the cluster can afford to lose connection with one of the nodes without impacting the functionality cluster. This can be achieved using the following: A layer 4 (TCP) load balancer

Round-robin DNS Virtual or elastic IP addresses In this guide, we will configure NGINX as a layer 4 (TCP) load balancer to forward the connection to one of the RKE nodes. Install and configure Nginx on Node4 sudo yum install nginx Create a config file: sudo mv /etc/nginx/nginx.conf /etc/nginx/nginx.conf.bak sudo vim /etc/nginx/nginx.conf Create a new Nginx file with the below lines replacing where required: user nginx; worker_processes 4; worker_rlimit_nofile 40000; error_log /var/log/nginx/error.log; pid /run/nginx.pid; # Load dynamic modules. See /usr/share/doc/nginx/README.dynamic. include /usr/share/nginx/modules/*.conf; events worker_connections 8192; stream upstream backend least_conn; server :9345 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server :9345 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server :9345 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; # This server accepts all traffic to port 9345 and passes it to the upstream. # Notice that the upstream name and the proxy_pass need to match. server listen 9345; proxy_pass backend; upstream rancher_api least_conn; server :6443 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server :6443 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server :6443 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server listen 6443; proxy_pass rancher_api; upstream rancher_http least_conn; server 192.168.205.2:80 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server 192.168.205.3:80 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server 192.168.205.33:80 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server listen 80; proxy_pass rancher_http; upstream rancher_https least_conn; server 192.168.205.2:443 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server 192.168.205.3:443 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server 192.168.205.33:443 max_fails=3 fail_timeout=5s; server listen 443; proxy_pass rancher_https; Save the file, disable SELinux and restart Nginx: sudo setenforce 0 sudo systemctl restart nginx Step 3 – Download installer script on Rocky Linux 8 Nodes All the Rocky Linux 8 nodes intended for this use need to be configured with the RKE2 repositories that provide the required packages. Instal curl tool on your system: sudo yum -y install curl vim wget With curl download the script used to install RKE2 server on your Rocky Linux 8 servers. curl -sfL https://get.rke2.io --output install.sh Make the script executable: chmod +x install.sh To see script usage options run: less ./install.sh Once added, you can install and configure both the RKE2 server and agent on the desired nodes. Step 4 – Set up the First Server Node (Master Node) Install RKE2 server: sudo INSTALL_RKE2_TYPE=server ./install.sh Expected output: [INFO] finding release for channel stable [INFO] using 1.23 series from channel stable Rocky Linux 8 - AppStream 19 kB/s | 4.8 kB 00:00 Rocky Linux 8 - AppStream 11 MB/s | 9.6 MB 00:00 Rocky Linux 8 - BaseOS 18 kB/s | 4.3 kB 00:00 Rocky Linux 8 - BaseOS 11 MB/s | 6.7 MB 00:00 Rocky Linux 8 - Extras 13 kB/s | 3.5 kB 00:00

Rocky Linux 8 - Extras 41 kB/s | 11 kB 00:00 Rancher RKE2 Common (stable) 1.7 kB/s | 1.7 kB 00:00 Rancher RKE2 1.23 (stable) 4.8 kB/s | 4.6 kB 00:00 Dependencies resolved. ====================================================================================================================================================================================================== ....... Transaction Summary ====================================================================================================================================================================================================== Install 5 Packages Total download size: 34 M Installed size: 166 M Downloading Packages: ..... Once installed, you need to create a config file manually. The config file contains the tls-sanparameter which avoids certificate errors with the fixed registration address. The config file can be created with the command: sudo vim /etc/rancher/rke2/config.yaml Add the below lines to the file replacing where required. write-kubeconfig-mode: "0644" tls-san: - rke.computingpost.com - 192.168.205.9 Replace rke.computingpost.com with your fixed registration address and 192.168.205.9 with its IP address. Save the file and start the service; sudo systemctl start rke2-server sudo systemctl enable rke2-server Confirm status of the service after starting it: $ systemctl status rke2-server ● rke2-server.service - Rancher Kubernetes Engine v2 (server) Loaded: loaded (/usr/lib/systemd/system/rke2-server.service; disabled; vendor preset: disabled) Active: active (running) since Sat 2022-08-27 10:17:17 UTC; 1min 32s ago Docs: https://github.com/rancher/rke2#readme Process: 3582 ExecStartPre=/sbin/modprobe overlay (code=exited, status=0/SUCCESS) Process: 3576 ExecStartPre=/sbin/modprobe br_netfilter (code=exited, status=0/SUCCESS) Process: 3573 ExecStartPre=/bin/sh -xc ! /usr/bin/systemctl is-enabled --quiet nm-cloud-setup.service (code=exited, status=0/SUCCESS) Main PID: 3587 (rke2) Tasks: 163 Memory: 1.8G CGroup: /system.slice/rke2-server.service ├─3587 /usr/bin/rke2 server .... Install kubectl curl -LO "https://storage.googleapis.com/kubernetes-release/release/$(curl -s https://storage.googleapis.com/kubernetes-release/release/stable.txt)/bin/linux/amd64/kubectl" chmod +x kubectl sudo mv kubectl /usr/local/bin Export the config: $ vim ~/.bashrc #Add line below export PATH=$PATH:/var/lib/rancher/rke2/bin export KUBECONFIG=/etc/rancher/rke2/rke2.yaml #Source bashrc file $ source ~/.bashrc After some time, check if the node and pods are up: kubectl get nodes kubectl get pods -A Sample Output: Obtain the token: $ sudo cat /var/lib/rancher/rke2/server/node-token K1079187d01ac73b1a17261a475cb1b8486144543fc59a189e0c4533ef252a26450::server:33f5c1a2b7721992be25e340ded19cac Accessing the Cluster from Outside with kubectl Copy /etc/rancher/rke2/rke2.yaml on your machine located outside the cluster as ~/.kube/config. Then replace 127.0.0.1 with the IP or hostname of your RKE2 server. kubectl can now manage your RKE2 cluster. scp /etc/rancher/rke2/rke2.yaml user@ipaddress:~/.kube/config Step 5 – Set up additional Server Nodes (Master Nodes) Now install RKE2 on the other two server nodes; curl -sfL https://get.rke2.io --output install.sh chmod +x install.sh sudo INSTALL_RKE2_TYPE=server ./install.sh Once installed, create the config file: sudo vim /etc/rancher/rke2/config.yaml Add the below lines to the file server: https://rke.computingpost.com:9345

token: [token from /var/lib/rancher/rke2/server/node-token on server node 1] write-kubeconfig-mode: "0644" tls-san: - rke.computingpost.com If you don’t have DNS server map A record for Load Balancer in /etc/hosts file: $ sudo vi /etc/hosts 192.168.205.9 rke.computingpost.com Save the file and restart the rke2-server each at a time sudo systemctl start rke2-server sudo systemctl enable rke2-server After some time, check the status of the nodes We have 3 master nodes configured. Step 6 – Set up Agent Nodes (Worker Nodes) To set up an agent node, install the RKE2 agent package using the commands below: curl -sfL https://get.rke2.io --output install.sh chmod +x install.sh sudo INSTALL_RKE2_TYPE=agent ./install.sh If you don’t have DNS server map A record for Load Balancer in /etc/hosts file: $ sudo vi /etc/hosts 192.168.205.9 rke.computingpost.com Create and modify configuration file to suit your use. $ sudo vim /etc/rancher/rke2/config.yaml server: https://rke.computingpost.com:9345 token: [token from /var/lib/rancher/rke2/server/node-token on server node 1] Start and enable the service: sudo systemctl start rke2-agent sudo systemctl enable rke2-agent Check the nodes: From the output, we have one agent node added to the cluster. Check pods. This output shows all the pods available, we have pods for the rke2 ingress and metrics deployed by default in the kube-system namespace. Step 7 – Deploy an Application. Once the above configurations have been made, deploy and application on your cluster. For this guide, we will deploy a demo Nginx application. kubectl apply -f -

[mistercroissant]

Agent 1

[fr3ddyjam]

Agent 1!! >:]

[ambrial-blog]

The Serpent's Mate - Chapter One: The Waking Nightmare (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1135515453-the-serpent%27s-mate-chapter-one-the-waking?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Rowan_King1987&wp_originator=WEoolUh61kqN5AQYyZyzuWTnA4RIu2KMB6lGs63Sxiwaao%2Fq3E9InAbE7lx%2B83UypA2l9MsQkE92vNUHeVzSTRKcUnEpjk%2BVTNWdXmSFiXYPFNKv%2FEPf6CEsWsKsSqrT Striker takes it hard when Blitz is attacked in the human world: and his personality does a 180. Striker struggles to rebuild Blitz as well as their crumbling relationship- but it's harder than he thinks, especially with a pesky Goeita sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. Blitz- had run away to wrath- in the past, for some horse-riding lessons where he met and fell in love. Only to wake up one morning with the serpent's mating mark. That was several years ago- it felt like a lifetime to Striker. Stolas doesn't know the envious monster lurking behind the eyes of a serpent as his sentient shadow lurks within the corridors of the Goeitia mansion. But when Fizzouali decides that he has had enough and is the one to raise the Harlequin, the serpent and the owl will have to go through him to reclaim "The Serpent's mate." And who will Blitz-- decide to live with once he realizes what Striker has done? While Blitz is staying with Fizzouali, Striker goes on the warpath, sweetening the deal with Stella- not only does he plan to wipe out the Goetic bloodline- he plans to start fresh with Blitz, that is, if he can persuade the jester into giving him back his mate. Can Blitz escape these nightmare-induced hallucinations, or will it cost him his sanity? While Robo-Fizz is back in search of Barbie-wire, the only one who can help Blitz through this.

[yourlocalphyscho]

Sticker test.