#age differences

[miriam-heddy]

Ages Differences in 9-1-1

Oliver Stark was born 1991.

Ryan Guzman was born 1987. +4yrs

Lou Ferrigno Jr was born in 1984. +7

Connie Britton was born in 1967. +24yrs

Jennifer Love Hewitt was born in 1979

Kenneth Choi was born in 1971

8 years difference

So why do so many Buddie writers have other characters thinking that Tommy is really old/too old for Buck? Wouldn't that mean Chim is really old/too old for Maddie?

I'm asking because I'm Kenneth's age and weirded out by this.

ETA: Before writing this, I consulted the following:

https://www.tumblr.com/liesoverthec/653172059494547456/i-dont-know-if-youve-paid-any-attention-to-this

https://www.tumblr.com/mintedwitcher/749869041147068416/so-the-bucktommy-age-gap-lets-talk-about-it-we

https://www.tumblr.com/wolfmadefromash/754539936322043904/i-want-to-start-by-saying-that-this-is-not-a

[anthroxlove]

me doing the math on how old pete wentz was while dating peyton on one tree hill…. 26. she was 16. 17 at the most. 🤢 also such a weird sl. they had zero chemistry. wtf was the point of that shit? lmao

[grimalkinmessor]

Very important question - what are your hcs about afofa age difference? Love your works!

Thank you!! 💕

I haven't really thought about nailing down an exact difference. I like the easy math of a five year difference, but tbh I think it's more of a seven or eight year difference if All For One really did raise Yoichi like he claims. Or, well, like he implies when he says that Yoichi is his only family. I wouldn't go any higher than nine, though, just out of personal preference and because I don't think they're actually that far apart. I'm not a fan of anything below four either, because while it's funny for AFO to pull the Eldest Sibling card with that little of a difference, I like to think that he actually did end up raising Yoichi, and for that to be true he'd have to be at an age to at least (mostly) take care of himself. I think six is gonna be the sweet spot for me :3 Six year difference and some change.

[shewhotellsstories]

I like dark humor, so parts of this Desperate Housewives rewatch has been fun for me but I really hate this ongoing theme of, “as a grown assed person it’s totally normal to bang a teenager if you’re feeling down.” I know it was the mid-2000s but Jesus. 

[salsa-and-light]

That comparison is actually perfect.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[wolfspaw]

 Older woman, younger man. A new trend. 

[re-bogwitch]

Marvel women, written by men: 🧍‍♀️I can’t have babies 👶🏻😫😢 I’m a monster 😢😢 yes this is the deepest my backstory can get btw 😉😨 isn’t it harrowing 😱

Marvel women, written by women: I will subject an entire town to my will if it means the chance to see you again. I will drink my grief, knowing I am damned and that I cannot protect you, and will still sing out my heart to crowds of thousands in the hopes they will keep you safe when I’m gone. I crave power so intensely that it has overpowered any sense of loyalty to anyone, and I will betray again and again and again, but I will still be wounded when you betray me because it was you. It was you.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[sabertoothwalrus]

"You give up a few things chasing a dream." ✨

[c-tepx]

soooo to laios chilchuck is roughly the size of his dogs. huh. i am so normal about this.

[leandra-winchester]

Well, there's the "Half your age + 8" rule of thumb which usually tends to make for a good maximum age difference.

Generally, it's not about numbers but more about life stages, and the older we get, the less drastic these differences are. A 40+60 (by that rule, 60 + 38 would be okay) year old can absolute have a healthy, happy relationship, while a 20+40 year old is certainly a bit problematic.

Note from Anon:

“Please say your opinion in the tags! I’m asking cuz I have two oc ships and I’m afraid that the age differences might be a problem, the first is a 28 year old x a 31 year old the other is a 41 year old x a 46 year old.”

-submit your poll!-

[dailyhatsune]

the old uncle who refuses to wear headphones on the train

[konigsblog]

Car sex with mean, older-boyfriend!König. (🌽 link)

König wouldn't even think about allowing you to leave his watchful and protective sight without pumping you full of his thick, hot semen first. He doesn't want anyone to have you while he's gone and you're tipsy and easily manipulated, to take his sweet and precious girlfriend. He drives his thick, well-built hips directly into your rear repetitively, plunging his fat and girthy boner deep into your slick, sticky hole on repeat while grunting hoarsely beside your ear, all while you moan out König's name between shaky breathing and pleased whines.

He growls out at the mesmerising and addictive sight of you like this; your plush and soft thighs pried wide open by König's bare hands, your legs wrapped around his broad waist, and your dress rolled up, giving him access to all of your tight holes. Your waterline brims with tears and your vision quickly becomes foggy and blurry. You can practically feel König deep within your stomach, and your attempt at holding back your tears becomes a struggle with him stretching your tight cunt out like this. Your velvety, smooth walls pulse and throb around his sweaty, filthy dick while he presses his creamy cockhead into your warm cervix, hitting places you've never felt before. König is fully aware that he's fucking you into stupidity with each thrust, as you babble and mumble out a string of pleas, begging for your sweet and desperate orgasm as you feel yourself inching closer and closer to that sweet release.

“That’s it, keep going, Mein Herz... Du gehörst mir.” He grumbles out between strained groans, his half-lidded eyes never leaving your soft figure. To say that König is overprotective of you is a massive understatement. He's fully aware and concerned of the attractive, younger men out there that could easily take his place. Your body jerks and twitches uncontrollably, your fingers grasping at your surroundings as you feel König's sensitive, thick tip slam into you one last time, shooting hot and milky ropes of his sticky arousal deep within your gummy walls, dragging an orgasm out of you in the process.

You leave that car with globs of König's cum wandering down your thigh and a tender, loving kiss pressed on his flushed cheek and soft lips. At least everybody will know not to touch you with another man's cum staining and coating your panties.

[hinamie]

I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home

[lgbtlunaverse]

There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.