#again and again and again and again and

[lucyvaleheart]

i could be so good for you. such a good girl I promise. im so early in my training, but that just means I'll imprint easily. i don't know why you need to chain me to this pole in your basement but I won't question it. i won't! im a good girl for you. don't mind my red rimmed eyes don't mind the way my hair is all tangled and frizzy around my head. that's just my halo. didn't you know that?

my cheeks are so red. I'm such a flustered mess. it's so cute, isn't it? you should hit them again so it doesn't fade. im your good girl. im your good girl. im the goddess you keep locked up under the floor boards, wings clipped and halo cinched tight around my throat. i would never dream of trying to escape or run away.

im your good girl, I promise. a real goddess won't die from that.

go ahead. try.

try again.

again.

again.

do my tears taste divine? they should, I'm divinity. hit me harder so you can collect more of them in your little jar. keep it fresh, keep me weeping, keep me. keep me. keep me. keep me. keep m

a halo conducts electrocity. did you know that, about angels, about us divine beings? that remote in your hand is such a scary sight. i promise I'm your good girl. please hit the button. please don't. please hit it. please spare me have mercy please don't shock me again I promise I won't run awa

please hit me again.

im your good girl.

try again.

keep me.

[kvothes]

so true

[apollos-boyfriend]

shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[paintedcrows]

They do this every year...

Happy 25th to Dipdop and Lebam!! and Happy 17th to Hatsune Miku!! 🎉🎉

(comic continued: The M&M stands for...)

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[izukuer]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[twinliches]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[kokii-omii]

dungeon meshi ah dungeon meshi

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think