#again and again and again and again and

[lucyvaleheart]

i could be so good for you. such a good girl I promise. im so early in my training, but that just means I'll imprint easily. i don't know why you need to chain me to this pole in your basement but I won't question it. i won't! im a good girl for you. don't mind my red rimmed eyes don't mind the way my hair is all tangled and frizzy around my head. that's just my halo. didn't you know that?

my cheeks are so red. I'm such a flustered mess. it's so cute, isn't it? you should hit them again so it doesn't fade. im your good girl. im your good girl. im the goddess you keep locked up under the floor boards, wings clipped and halo cinched tight around my throat. i would never dream of trying to escape or run away.

im your good girl, I promise. a real goddess won't die from that.

go ahead. try.

try again.

again.

again.

do my tears taste divine? they should, I'm divinity. hit me harder so you can collect more of them in your little jar. keep it fresh, keep me weeping, keep me. keep me. keep me. keep me. keep m

a halo conducts electrocity. did you know that, about angels, about us divine beings? that remote in your hand is such a scary sight. i promise I'm your good girl. please hit the button. please don't. please hit it. please spare me have mercy please don't shock me again I promise I won't run awa

please hit me again.

im your good girl.

try again.

keep me.

[apollos-boyfriend]

shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[paintedcrows]

They do this every year...

Happy 25th to Dipdop and Lebam!! and Happy 17th to Hatsune Miku!! 🎉🎉

(comic continued: The M&M stands for...)

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[kvothes]

so true

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[omiomi-koki]

dungeon meshi ah dungeon meshi

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]