#again I do love Gertie but Tracker

[cowgirls-blues]

You probably know me better than a lot of people do.

[asexual-disaster]

‼️FHJY EP6 SPOILERS‼️

you know the drill!!!

you know how these start,, MURPH U LOOK SO GOOD (shout out to ur shirt again)

siobhan is also looking fantastic, i love her shirt

brennan is wearing THE shirt i love him

‘you’re doing a better job’ i go back to being invisible

milk and vodka

‘i feel like a bad baby’

i put his dice in the full moon; emily i love you

THE HELIO CLERIC

‘lord, helio?’ ‘yes it’s me’

the bad kids are so unhinged i’m sobbing

‘i know in his final moments he must have repented and,,’ ‘no.. no… he’s in hell now..’

‘our friend kristen was a big cornhead when we met’

riz not knowing half the clubs he’s side up for

‘adaine you can work the door at the next party’

‘damn hot dragonborn about to know your shit’

OISIN I LOVE YOU

FABIAN AND ADAINE BFF CRUMBS !!!

‘i’ll take a break when i break your fucking spine’

‘if your the crabking then i’m the fishermen’ ‘yeah these waters are restricted’ i live ragh and gorgug so much

ragh being so ready to talk about becoming a cleric of cassandra

why was figs first thought when entering fabian’s room to steal some of his clothes please

even just the mention of a para genasi has made me feral,, frost genasi is so fucking cool

OISIN AND IVY ARE IN THE RAT GRINDERS NO I LOVED THEM

kristen and fig are unhinged who lets them together

fetty wap at homecoming i’m crying

emily is so unhinged, what do you mean you’re disguise selfing as this random genasi to try and fuck with people

also other than the rat grinders playing the system; they aren’t even that bad a group. the members all seem okay (famous last words maybe)

the entire group immediately clocking Fig with ‘what if lucy is dead? why are you trying to impersonate their dead friend?’

the running bit about the steel factory is so funny

‘that’s the ice muffets’

i love mazey so so much

mr mulligan what do you have planned

drunk adaine is so so funny

GERTIE I LOVE U LITTLE BEEKEEPER FIRBOLG PLEASE IM SOBBING

the entire party helping Gertie against fabian

new nemesis alert

riz is absolutely spiralling with conspiracies i love him

you cannot go from all the chaos to a kristen/tracker moment please

‘tough but fair, have a great life’ kristen please god

LYDIA YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING GOOD IN LIFE !!!

[housesunstone]

the bad kids 🏳️‍🌈😇

I'm gonna get eaten alive lol

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

Lets start off easy

Riz - as Murph has alluded to many times, I read Riz as Aro/Ace. I think that Riz would also try going on dates later in life and try it out. I think he would be the person to not realize he is confusing Platonic and Aesthetic attraction for love and use the identity of Demiromantic before realizing that he is aro/ace. I do think that somewhere in the future he will find a QPP and I don't think it will be with one of the badkids

Fig - Fig is not one to try to micro-label herself down. She has many different types of attraction and thus just labels herself as Queer.

Kristen - Lesbian. I do, however, headcanon that she realizes that she and Tracker are better off apart, and she goes back and has an actual conversation with Gertie and talks about how it was wrong to kiss her and use her and that if Gertie had her, she would like to start over again and go on an actual date. This, of course, is after a battle where both are bloody and are caring for each other's wounds.

Adaine - I think it takes Adaine the longest to explore her own sexuality, not in the fact she feels uncomfortable to do so but in the fact that she doesn't feel like she is ready to. It takes a long while after her parents and being adopted that she truly feels comfortable with herself. It doesn't help that Oisin, her first crush that we know about, hurt her too. From how much she has been in her own head about herself, I feel it's college where she experiments and gets a little reckless. She serial dates, hookups, and just lets go. After getting all of that out of her system, when she realizes what her best and worst relationships are, I think she realizes she is Demiromantic, Bisexual.

Fabian - He is the hardest. There is part of me that's like Fabian is so straight it hurts, but there is the part of me that's a Ragh Fabian shipper. I'd like to introduce you to Fabian, his girlfriend Mazey, and his boyfriend, Ragh. How does their relationship work you ask idk no one knows no one questions it. But they seem very happy Mazey and Ragh are besties.

Gorgug - This motherfucker is like, "Ah no, I don't want to see my swinger parents and their swinger friends" Anyways, Gorgug also doesn't really define his sexuality. He says it's "there" and is also a swinger like his parents. He is a construct fucker and a barbarian fucker I will not be taking notes

Headcanon asks

[tallochar]

AAAAAAAAAH

ELVEN ORACLE ADAINE GOT IT RIGHT, THEY WERE WAITING FOR THREE MONTHS BEFORE SAYING!

THEY ARE GONNA GET A DOG FOR THE NEW BABY'S PROTECTION

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, FABIAN'S GONNA HAVE A HALF-SIBLING BY BLOOD, AND THE BABY IS ALREADY DOWN AS A NEMESIS BEFORE EVEN BEING BORN!!!!

THIS IS ALL I WANTED AND MORE!

AND CATHILDA IS BACKKKKK

(Too bad about that four check roll, Lou, but love how on brand it is for Fabian, perfect job on the die's part)

Aaawww Kristen is excited about doing well in school and Riz immediately switches back from tea to coffee and wants to be super involved too!

President Kristen and Vice-President Riz!!!

Tracker going multi-god and towards a new idea of a pantheon too!

OH MY GOD, GERTIE THE NEW SWORN-NEMESIS OF KRISTEN!

I AM HAVING SO MUCH FEELINGS FOR THE GORGUG&FIG FRIENDSHIP

THE BENCH!

THE BENCH!!!

FABIAN ASKING GORGUG FOR TIPS ABOUT SEX, THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS SO AMAZING I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!

ARTHUR AGUERFORT, DO NOT DARE BE NEXT YEARS BAD GUY, NOT EVEN AS A JOKE!

THE PODCAST MAKES A COMEBACK!

I AM ALL FLUTTERY HANDS OVER SANDRA LYNN AND FIG! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

LOU JUST TOOK PSYCHIC DAMAGE FROM FIG SAYING SHE WANTS TO BE NEAR WHEN THE BABY IS BORN, I AM D Y I N G

DROPOUTNIKS

Oh no oh no oh no OH NO AYDA AND FIG'S SOFTNESS AND SUPPORT AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF EACH OTHER, DON'T MAKE ME CRY AGAIN BRENNAN

OH WAIT

WAIT

IT WASN'T BUDDY DAWN HIGHTAILING OUT OF TOWN, IT WAS HIS FAMILY

BUDDY'S ONLY BACK *NOW*?

HOW LONG WAS THAT BANISHMENT SPELL?!

BUDDY CREATED HIS OWN GOD OF RAGE, BAKARATH?!

FUCKING KALINAAAAAA

KALINA TOOK BUDDY AWAY?!

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK BRENNAN

HOW IS THIS THE ENDING

YOU BETTER FUCKING GIVE ME NEXT YEAR AS WELL

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

*ROCKS OUT TO THE OUTRO*

Spoilers for ragenarok part 2 under the cut

AND JACE FUCKING GOOOOESSSSSSSSS, THANK FUCK THE DICE STOPPED SPINNING

18D10 DAMAGEEEEEEE LETS GO!!!

AND THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IS SO GOOD

117 DAMAAAAGEEEEE OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK YEAH

96 HIT POINTS, SUCK IT JACEEEEE

100/10 JOB BY WHOEVER DID THE MINIATURE POSING IN POST PRODUCTION

NOT MAZEY, YOU ASSHOLE!!!

K2 WITIH THE BANISHING!

Goddamn fucking Porter

RIZRIZRIZRIZRIZ *bass thumping* WITH BLIND SIGHT AND THE READIED ACTION!

HOLD PERSON OVER THE LAVA *HOWLS*

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FAIL

FUCKING 4 YESSSSSSSSS

18D10 AGAINNNNNN

NON-CHARACTER ABILITY STRATEGYYYY

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT GRINDERS FOR HP, THEY ARE PROPER ADVENTURERS WITH ALL THE EXPERIENCE THAT COMES WITH IT!!!!

106 DAMAGE FOR THE FUCKING WIN!

"A tiny pair of polished shoes running across igneous rock" FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, BOO YAH!

"VERY GOOD ON PAPER BUT NO PRACTICAL APPLICATION" OH MY GOD RIZZZZ THAT WAS SAVAGE!!!!