How many beast-kins are there?..
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c wilbur is like tofu to me
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tumblr mutuals passing around the same 3 posts for 2 hours
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The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.
Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.
Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.
Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.
Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.
Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.
Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.
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once you master these 3 shapes you have the power to draw guys everywhere and anywhere in your hands
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craving cheese is so humbling like ok rat
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“I did the ‘I was wrong’ dance in 1650, in 1793, 1941…”
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My cat just climbed up onto the bed next to me, sneezed directly into my ear, swatted me on the forehead, and left with the satisfaction of someone who just crossed the last thing off a to-do list.
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