#aestheticsarereal

[johnnystormnonnie]

hi johnny!!! i missed you!

hi, honey! had to take a break for a day or two, but i'm back now, i missed you more!

[outofsstyles]

I love that song so much???? Oh my god this piece was so good

this song is just !!!!! it’s on my “i love women” playlist cause every time i read im like omg.... i really do love women

[moonchildstyles]

I literally just noticed you liked one of my posts and it made me smile because I love your writing so much🥺sorry if I seem annoying it just made me smile for once today

Omg ur not annoying at all🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I really like ur moodboards!!!! But thank u so much I’m so happy u like my writing it means so much🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[hollandsmushroom]

Beauty is you

No, my love, Beauty is you!!! 

Send me what beauty is to you!!

[harryforvogue]

Oh my god lord of flies....good book but oh my god I got like flashbacks from my English class 😂

THATS THE ONLY BOOK I DIDNT READ IN ENGLISH SKSKSK IS IT GOOD

[prettyyyboyluke]

Oh shit, I love you're writing! But like I checked you're about me tag list thingy and you're from Colorado. Me too! Are you going to the meet you there tour on September 30th?

OH MY GOD LIKE YOU ARE ACTUALLY ME IT’S SO WEIRD!!!!!I LOVE MAKEUP TOO AND I’M IN CALUM LANE, BUT DAMN ASHTON SOMETIMES

hi thank you!!! and yes i am :) 

[maluminspace]

3k followers is a huge deal to me and if like to thank each and every single one of you for putting up with me! You all make me smile on a daily basis with your messages/asks and tags. I swear that I’ve met some of the most amazing people on this site and I love you all more than I can say 💖

Seeing as I have a lot of requests still to fill and Michael month just around the corner, I figured It’d bee too much for me to offer to do blurbs and mood boards etc. Instead, I’m posting this huge list of all the people that make my tumblr experience happy and fun every day 🥰

My asks are always open if any of you want to chat and I’m too excited to create more content for you all soon 💗

Also, this is gonna be so long so I’ve put it all under a cut. If I have forgotten you, I’, so so so sorry, my old lady brain is failing me today.

I apologise for all the typos in advance!

@mermaidcashton - Claire is my wife and my soulmate ❤️ she’s bad at replying to messages on tumblr but she’s perfect in every other way. She’s funny, caring, sweet and kind amongst many other things 💗 I wouldn’t be the person I was today without her! It’d mean a lot to me if you’d all give her a follow and make her feel a bit more loved on here like she deserves 🥰 Claire is just honestly wonderful and I want as many of you as possible to see that 💖

My Malum Hoes

@myfalsedevotion - Vicky is honestly one of those people who make you feel at ease the second you start chatting! She’s so bright and sweet, I want to hug her so much! I love that she’s as much of a hoe for malum as me and her fics are incredible. If you love malum and/or Cashton, I cannot stress enough how much you need to read her fics. You also need to befriend her immediately, you won’t regret it! Just please don’t hog her too much because I’d miss her! 

@honeyedlashton - Katie is one of my all time fav gay!sos writers. Her malum and Lashton fics kill me every time and I can’t recommend her work enough!  She’s also a really lovely friend and I enjoy screaming with her on a regular basis.

My other malum favs: @malumamongmen @malumslyrics @iknowmalumplaces @cheesestickmalum @makebelievemalum

The Michael Hype Squad

@5sosnsfw - Jex is honestly a complete angel. The love, support and impartial advice she’s offered to me in the past few weeks has been so important and I can never thank her enough! On top of all that she’s an incredible writer and another person I love to scream with about sos a lot! I love her endlessly and I’m proud to call her a friend.

@h0tsos - what can I say about Steff? She’s an incredible writer and she’s too talented at mood boards already! She’s a huge Michael hoe and I’ve had some of the best screaming sessions with over various events/pictures/videos etc. More importantly than any of that, she’s an incredible friend who will always listening without judgement and offer honest advice. I could honestly go on forever but basically she’s talented and amazing and I love her.

@clffrd - Effy is a shining angel that deserves all the love honestly.  We haven’t been talking for too long yet, but I already know she’ll be a friend for life and I’m incredibly happy and proud about that. I love screaming at/with her about her cute doggos, Michael and malum - she’s a ray of sunshine and I love her!

@ghost0fy0u - Anna is fast becoming one of my very favourite people! She’s kind and sweet and her blog is like 11/10. She’s also tried to end me on multiple occasions in the group chat already! I’m too excited to do #mikemonth with her, it’s going to be so much fun!

@fullmoonclifford - I love KJ a lot. Her blog is incredible and I am super excited to get to know her more.

@valentinelrh - Ugh, I honestly don’t know where to start with Lauren. I just love her a lot! She’s super kind and sweet and I love her writing too much. she’s also super smart and I can’t wait to chat more with her!

@opheliaaurora23 - We’ve already bonded over various British things in this gc and I am delighted by it! I love Danielle a lot already, basically!

@lukeshemmings - I love my fellow 5sos wife so much! It’s great to know that Claire and I are not alone in juggling being 5sos hoes with married life! I’m too excited to get to know her more I think she’s a very lovely person!

@pxrxmoore - Beth is already one of my favs, her blog is incredible and she’s a lovely person too! I can’t stress how much you need to follow her if you don’t already.

The rest of you amazing Michael hoes, I haven’t had the pleasure of getting to know you very well yet but I’m really looking forward to when we chat more! 

@latenightdevils @goblinmichael @calumsmermaid @spookymashton @ughsoharry @autumnalclifford @prettybabycal @5-secondsofcolor @easiersav @michaelcllifford @cashtonasfuck

Laura Squad

@calumsdemons - This beautiful Laura was one of the first people I ever requested a mood board from. I loved her blog from the moment I laid eyes on it and I’m still every bit as in love with it now. She’s super talented at making mood boards and they’re just instantly recognisable to me as her work when I see them on my dash which is a talent in itself I think! She’s also a very sweet person and I love her a lot.

@irwinkitten - I love this hoe, what can I say? I love thirsting with her and screaming over mashton with her. She’s also a super talented writer and her blog is one of my absolute favs! Laura has also been an amazing friend to me recently and I look forward to getting to know her even better in the near future!

@sexgodashton - Honestly one of my very top recs if you love reading fic. Laura’s poly fics (and everything else she writes tbh) kill me on a regular basis. She’s one of the loveliest people with the biggest heart and I’m too excited to fangirl over the rest of her work.  

All Other Favs

@marriedmalum @sharkbean @ashtonsgotteeth @trick-r-teeth @fairyintheglass @painkillerash @tea4sykes @afuckingunicornn @myloverboyash @bitterbethany @beckygs @wearehidingoutinadream @babyoria @sweetcherrymike @maaaiiittteee @frickyouralmonds @hemmoangel @hoodinary @aulxna @damselindistressanu @youngblood199456 @cals-eyebrows @alternate-sadness @aestheticsarereal @afideathofme @bitterendx @cakesunflower @sublimehood @worshipkink @cashtontrash @fairytalesandscience @megz1985 @cliffordchick @irwiniee @burncrashbromance @haroldless @clffordkitten @ashtonsunshine @ashtonsgotteeth @wasted-night-cth

I know I have so many other favs but my tiny brain can’t hold every awesome blog’s name unfortunately. SO basically; if you follow me, Thank you! I love you <3

[ill-be-your-honey-bri]

I was tagged by the amazing @heart-attack-harry, thank you so much darling

Rules: Answer 17 questions about yourself then tag 17 people

Nickname: Bri

Zodiac sign: Pisces

Height: 5’8”

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff all the way baby!

Last thing I googled: A Harry Gif for my new fic ☺️

Song stuck in my head: Stuck in the Middle with You by Stealers Wheel

Following and Followers: following - 287 followers - 108

Amount of sleep I get: between 7 and 8 is always the goal

Lucky numbers: 11

Dream Job: I love what I am doing working in the mental health field! I have always wanted to do special effects makeup for movies and such so I would say that would be a dream.

Wearing: sleep shorts, Keith Haring tiedye T-shirt and my mint colored robe

Favorite Songs: oh for the love of Pete. Shall we do top five? Something - the Beatles, Seven Wonders - Fleetwood Mac, She and Ever Since New York... add Adore You too (can’t pick just one)- Harry Styles, Telephone Line - ELO, Vienna - Billy Joel

Instruments: I own a guitar that I rarely attempted to learn. I sing a whole lot

Random Facts: I’m double jointed in my hands; I use to gross my godmother out when I was a toddler because I would bend my fingers back. My fur baby Dexter is a polydactyl 25 pound black cat. I absolutely hate mayonnaise.

Aesthetic: modern boho, cozy, warm, 70s, candles and soft lighting

Something to get your mind off of these trying times. If I tagged you, don’t feel obligated, just spreading some love ❤️

Tagging: @hesarainbxw @harry-is-my-medicine @c-h-e-r-r-y-y @theasstour @aestheticsarereal @heyyyharry @emofairyprincessofarkansas @gucciwoodnymph @for-fucks-sake-h @trulymadlysydney @kind-heart @waitingfortwilight @majorharry @mysweetestcreature @wheretogofrmhere @secret-rendezvous1d @drowninherperfume

[calpops]

masquerade made | 3 | c.h.

AKA: fake dating college!cal

@outerspaceisbetterthannothing said: okay, maybe I've seen ‘to all the boys...’ one too many times (sure I did), but like, doesn’t Cal need to properly ask her to be his fake girlfriend? and like, why would she agree? does she get anything in return? or she just agrees to help him because she’s nice? and do they set rules? is there a ‘no kissing’ rule??? please, write it, Eve!! 

***

You make to leave, headed for the double doors at the end of the building after a class that got a little too heated in your debate with Calum. His ex-girlfriend had approached and stopped both your apologies short. You felt as though the discussion may have kept going; gone somewhere less arbitrary than pretending to be a couple. You know very little of Calum, only the reputation his football career had carved through university halls and on campus gossip. He seems much more than all those whispered words and big pays on the field. The few discussions you’d had leaving you wanting to know more. The fact he is your fake boyfriend as a lie to his ex-girlfriend leaving you curious.

“Hey! Wait!” It’s Calum’s voice behind you, his hand lightly grabbing your shoulder before you could reach for the handle of the door. You stop and turn to face him, he’s a bit flushed with eyes that frantically search yours before coming to a still.

“Everything okay?” You manage to ask, letting your hand fall from the door; fingers curling into a fist as he nods.

“Everything’s fine,” he assures, his hand moving from your shoulder to his dark curls. “Except, d’you remember how you said you’d be on standby in case that double date were to happen?”

You blush, vividly remembering the night under the stars at the frat house the entire masquerade had begun. It’d only been days ago. “I do.”

“Think I could call you in for that?” Calum asked, voice hitching on the last syllable, eyes pleading. “She mentioned it again. Don’t think it’s a good selling point of our ‘relationship’ to keep her waiting.” His fingers came up into air quotes and though you know it’s all a ruse—one you had agreed to—the motion settles something uneasy in the pit of your stomach.

“Of course, I always keep my word,” you say, trying to keep it light.

Calum smiles and flings an arm around your shoulders, pushing the door open for both of you to walk out into the sunlight.

“Guess we have some things to talk over, huh?” He asks as he keeps leading you on, you gladly follow his direction; having no more classes for the day.

“Like what?”

“Couple things,” he says with a small smirk. “How we got together. When. Where. Why. Maybe—maybe some rules?”

“Rules?” The one word falls out of your mouth in utter confusion.

“Boundaries, you know, set the line of what you’re comfortable with.”

“Oh,” you say in shock, pleasantly surprised he’s mentioned your comfortability. “You think we should talk about this somewhere more private?”

Calum bites his lip but keeps his stride as he thinks it over and then nods.

***

You pick a neutral territory; a study nook in the library that affords privacy without being too intimate. It’s neither exclusively your world or his. Dorm rooms being out of the question for the moment. You keep your voices low, sit close but not too close and begin discussing the ruse. The rules. The intricacies of your fake relationship. No kissing unless the situation is dire. Hand holding is a must. No real feelings; strictly for show. You bargain for the rights of his hoodies and he willingly takes you up on such a deal.

“So I asked you to be mine during a party?” Calum suggests, and you laugh. It’s nearing the truth, he had lied about being together at a party. Keeping it as close to honest as possible seems the most logical, the less tangled mess the better.

“You know you haven’t even properly asked me to be in this fake relationship.”

Calum smirks, eyes alight and hand reaching for yours. He takes a deep breath, faux nervousness trembling his lips. “Will you officially… fake date me?”

“Oh I don’t know,” You begin dramatically but squeeze his hand. “What’s in it for me?”

“All the perks of having a fake boyfriend; a study buddy, free football tickets, my charming company.”

You pretend to think it over; it’s truly a no brainer when he’s pleading subtly with his eyes and his hand continues to hold yours. You sigh and nod. “For the football tickets.”

He laughs and it flutters your heart, influences you to giggle in harmony with him. His laughs stall and he stares at you, silently sending a thank you before speaking up. “We’ll be the best fake couple this university has ever seen.”

You arch an eyebrow in surprise. “The entire university?”

“Word is gonna get around. We gotta sell it.”

***

Okay so while Tumblr figures out the bug that's attacking asks this will hopefully be the way I finesse around it for big blurbs like this (hopefully it’s not happening with text posts, yikes). Hope you guys don’t mind <3 

Tagged: @rosesfromcth @rexorangecouny @thefireisgone @dammitbands @rosecolouredash @cheyennejoy5sos @cthoodsthetic @gorgeouslygrace @aestheticsarereal @xhaileyreneex @reallylucas @calumsmermaid @empathycth @cuddlemecalx @flowerchild8341 @outofmylimitcal @phil-coolins

[kinglyhood]

So, I did a thing:

Playlist Series:

*So the other day I was listening to SLSP and I was struck with an intense desire to create my very own “Mixtape straight outta 94′” All these songs were released in 1994, I grew up listening to these. I hope you enjoy!*

Don’t Turn Around - Ace of Base

Whatta Man (feat. En Vogue) - Salt-n-Pepa

Baby, I Love Your Way - Big Mountain

All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow 

I’d Do Anything For Love (Bu I Won’t Do That) - Meat Loaf

Linger - The Cranberries 

Keep Ya Head Up - 2Pac 

I’m The Only One - Melissa Etheridge 

When I Come Around - Green Day 

Say It Ain’t So - Weezer

Cryin’ - Aerosmith 

I Swear - All-4-One

Please LIKE and REBLOG!! Other playlists are linked in my Masterlist - I will also be trying to update that soon because it is way outdated!

Taglist: @kinglyhemmings @lukes-sunglasses @wantyoubackcashton @sublimehood @radiohood @aestheticsarereal @cxddlyash @gotta-try-something-new @underthenorthstar @morningfears

Let me know if you want to be added to the taglist!

[johnnystormnonnie]

h-how are you? did you sleep well?

i slept perfectly fine, baby, why are you nervous? or are you shy?

[outofsstyles]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE BASSIST Y/N AND HARRY!!! THIS WAS SO PERFECT PLEASE IM CRYING

OMG OMG YESS THANK YOU!!! I actually made the decision to make y/n a bassist thanks to beabadoobee’s “She Plays Bass” 🙏🙏

[fivesecondofsnuggles]

fic teaser

this is the little fic I’ve been posting about. i know @polarizehood has liked it and @aestheticsarereal has been interested so i figured I would post a slight teaser today and see how things go! if it does well or people see interested I can post more later :) 

Which leads me to my current situation. The boys have been on their Rock Out with Your Socks Out tour the past few months. When I heard they would be coming to North America, I immediately contacted Karen to see where the boys would be and when I could meet everyone to catch up. She told me all of their dates and locations and and invited me to join them before their dates in Texas so we could catch up before we do some shows in my home land.

They had just wrapped up their European leg of the tour, and I had read all about Michael’s injuries in London. As soon as I had heard, I called Michael, but didn’t hear back. I was heart broken with worry, so I called Karen and she told me she would give him all my love.

By the time I met the boys in Vegas, I hadn’t heard from Michael in weeks and Karen had advised me that he seemed stressed lately, so I hoped that my visit would have helped. However, within three concerts, Michael was broken. He would snap at me for checking up on him, didn’t want to talk to the boys, and was less lively on stage and fans were starting to take notice.

They would trend “Feel Better Michael” on twitter, and then he would cry the next day, refusing to come out. He was a shell of the boy I lived with and loved.

That got us to this point in Seattle where Michael wouldn’t come out for the now closed-set sound check. He finally let Luke come talk to him, and Luke returned, shaking his head. I was sitting in the front row of folding chairs, anxiously watching as Luke got their tour manager and the three boys on stage convened to discuss their situation.

[hollandsmushroom]

Beauty to me is love your self and as long as you feel happy and comfortable and confident and sexy in whatever you wear and you own yourself and be happy with yourself. If you want to wear makeup and heels go ahead or you could also go out in sweats and I’d still think you’re pretty as long as you live yourself in it

I agree, beauty is when people are comfortable with themselves and have to confidence to be themselves in any state that they are!!

Send me what beauty is to you!!

[harryforvogue]

Okay it’s about like a WW3 and all these kids got sent to the country side but their plane crashed and the sieving ones like are with no adults and they try to maintain civilization and then there is like this “beast” and it’s just crazy and like there is death and the kids go crazy. It is truly a great book

i’m gonna try to get a copy heh i love love LOVE war/thriller books

[moonchildstyles]

I just finished your aster series I loved it so much

thank you sm!!!! I’m so happy you liked it!!