#aemgon

[queen-helaenas-pet-spider]

Though while I AM a little bummed that only a couple of y'all are as delulu as I am about Satin being the real Prince Aegon Targaryen, I'm glad y'all had fun! Hope to see you again on the next poll! Not sure when I'll do another one or what it'll be about just yet, but still! 😁😁🌹🌹💖💖

[queen-helaenas-pet-spider]

Book Jon Snow EVERY TIME he brings up his Satin!

The best compliments and insults are both just describing the person. Just describe whatever you can clearly observe about them. The distinction of whether that's an insult or a compliment is whether you're saying it with a pleasant tone, or if you're saying that like it's a bad thing.

Children, who make their observations in an utterly deadpan voice as neutral remarks, are capable of obliviously roasting people because they haven't noticed this.

[queen-helaenas-pet-spider]

Satin: Jon's sweet beautiful talented perfect princess 💖💖.

Jon is actually evil like no one is safe from a read ����

The king? Fatty

8 year old girl? Stupid and boring

Her 7 year old brother? Fat like his fat dad

The crown prince? Botched lip filler

Jon’s own brother? Stupid smile

[queen-helaenas-pet-spider]

True, but I'm scared that his softness will be dead when he comes back {cause when the dead come back, they're not the same}! Also, Book Jon DOES need a soft partner, just cause he DESERVES to have one. Poor boy's not even in his 20's and has been through SO MUCH, and if Zombie Jon is a brute, then that partner's softness can replace it. Personally, I nominate Satin of Oldtown/POSSIBLE older brother, Aegon Targaryen! Even if they WERE related, he would still be Jon's healthiest love interest {which is sad, but true}. I just REALLY hope that Satin/Possible Aegon is safe and that he was NOT one of Jon's killers!!!! 💀💀💔💔

A list of some occasions Jon has shown "soft power" skills:

He persuaded Maester Aemon to let Sam graduate from training to become a black brother

His whole undercover mission, especially when he convinced Mance not to kill him

Negotiating with Iron Bank to borrow money so the Night's Watch could buy food and supplies

Convincing the Free Folk people to leave their weapons and peacefully settle south of the Wall while also aiding the Night's Watch.

Orchestrating Alys Karstark's wedding which on political level not only made House Karstark indebted to him but the Thenns as well.

Persuading Stannis to follow his advices, which isn't an easy thing to accomplish considering how stubborn King Stannis is.

So no, Jon doesn't need a wife or a co ruler or a sibling to aid him with "soft power" because it's not an area he lacks. He is not some kind of brute that solves all his problems with his sword that needs a partner to keep him in check with "her political genius". He can be a political leader himself - and he has already been.

[queen-helaenas-pet-spider]

That's another theory I believe in, but either way, Satin would still be a Targaryen. Robert had Targaryen blood from one of his grandmothers!!!!!!! 😂😂💀💀🐲🐲🦌🦌

cregan x jace, jon x satin, ned x robert? all your ships are just different flavors of the same guys :/

You caught me red-handed, anon. Trust and believe I WILL pair that moody Stark guy with another dark-haired man who looks like he would be on the cover of a bodice ripper.