#adventures in subbing

[southsidewrites]

"I can't judge, though, because if I had kids...their names would *not* be good."

"Don't you hate kids?"

"Well, yeah, but I still have a baby name list."

-quotes from the teenagers I'm subbing for

[general-sleepy]

The school I'm subbing at tomorrow starts for the kids at 7:30. That's insane. That's objectively too early to be dragging kids out of bed and trying to get them to care about spelling.

[rsworldxx]

First time subbing in elementary and a child straight up asked me “what’s an orgasm?” with the straightest face I can’t even make this shit up

[scarletwelly-boots]

“10 out of 10 apple.”

— N, 5th grade, about the absolutely normal gala apples the cafeteria dropped off after standardized testing

[stilitrash]

BRO I rewatched ALL adventure time as an adult and Ice king SURE says some... interesting stuff huh

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

[highdio]

I need more people to know that even though it got translated as, 'This boy, Jodio Joestar,' the raw text is even better:

It says 「Kono Jodio Joestar ga...」

Araki used DIO's catchphrase for Jodio's intro, absolute mic drop

[a2zillustration]

New fear unlocked.

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[n64retro]

Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero Avalanche Software / Midway Nintendo 64, PlayStation 1997

[southsidewrites]

Ten points to whoever can guess what grade I'm subbing based on this interaction alone:

Student: Do snails bite? Me: I don't think they even have teeth. Student: Can I pull one out of the fish tank and see? Me: No. Student: What if I use the net? Me: You weren't going to use the net?

[general-sleepy]

New piece of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lore I learned from watching a sponsored children's yoga video: Donatello loves K-Pop.

[honeyhumg]

Why do all chubby reader fanfics have to have the reader being degraded and humiliated, LIKE it’ll start with some sexy or awesome concept in the story and then boom, submissive reader. LIKE PLEASE FEED ME SOME DOM PLUSIZED ACTION. But when I do find one It ends up poorly written and rushed or to short. HELPP

[pepperpixel]

“I live inside my own world of make believe!

Kids screaming in there cradles, profanities”

SIMON!!!!!! Simon art dump!!! Specifically mostly Simon being sad as hell… because I wanted to draw him mentally tormented ghghg- the trailer inspired me.. specifically it rlly inspired me for the first pic! Cuz I had a sudden brain blast like the 5th time watching it that fionna and cake are only ever characters in ice kings fucking fanfic!!!! So! Why would that suddenly change? Why would they be real now? Unless!! they’re actually still NOT fucking REAL! AND THEYRE STILL JUST A STORY BY ICE KING! OR! MORE ACCURATELY! SIMON!!!

I mean. I might be wrong. And even if I am right it’s probably gonna be more complicated than that.. but just!!!! IDK! My brain had that thought and fucking exploded lmao

[cakemousse]

HELLOOOOOO???? DO U GUYS SEE THIS CUTE ASS POUT FJSKFJLDSFDS

[pastelclovds]

No cause imagine Simon in this pose but giving you head… 😳

@/teeth-farie’s amazing art completes your thoughts perfectly! 😍

something tells me that this old man doesn’t know how to suck you off at all, that’s why it’s both adorable and amusing to watch him struggle to fit your cock inside his mouth. he tries so hard to make the experience pleasurable for you, but when it’s not enough, you just grab him by his hair and move his head furiously against your dick. when you spill into his mouth, he’s forced to swallow your release before pushing you away to cough into his hand. simon complains about how insensitive and rough you were with him, but the raging boner between his legs says differently about how he’s feeling.

[nightwolferebornii]

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