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bitchesgetriches · 8 months ago

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{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

How to start saving for retirement

Dafuq Is a Retirement Plan and Why Do You Need One?

Procrastinating on Opening a Retirement Account? Here’s 3 Ways That’ll Fuck You Over.

Season 4, Episode 5: “401(k)s Aren’t Offered in My Industry. How Do I Save for Retirement if My Employer Won’t Help?”

How To Save for Retirement When You Make Less Than $30,000 a Year

Workplace Benefits and Other Cool Side Effects of Employment

Your School or Workplace Benefits Might Include Cool Free Stuff

Do NOT Make This Disastrous Beginner Mistake With Your Retirement Funds

The Financial Order of Operations: 10 Great Money Choices for Every Stage of Life

Advanced retirement moves

How to Painlessly Run the Gauntlet of a 401k Rollover

The Resignation Checklist: 25 Sneaky Ways To Bleed Your Employer Dry Before Quitting

Ask the Bitches: “Can I Quit With Unvested Funds? Or Am I Walking Away From Too Much Money?”

You Need to Talk to Your Parents About Their Retirement Plan

Season 4, Episode 8: “I’m Queer, and Want To Find an Affordable Place To Retire. How Do I Balance Safety With Cost of Living?”

How Dafuq Do Couples Share Their Money?

Ask the Bitches: “Do Women Need Different Financial Advice Than Men?”

From HYSAs to CDs, Here’s How to Level Up Your Financial Savings

Season 3, Episode 7: “I’m Finished With the Basic Shit. What Are the Advanced Financial Steps That Only Rich People Know?”

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Investing for the long term

When Money in the Bank Is a Bad Thing: Understanding Inflation and Depreciation

Investing Deathmatch: Investing in the Stock Market vs. Just… Not

Investing Deathmatch: Traditional IRA vs. Roth IRA

Investing Deathmatch: Stocks vs. Bonds

Wait… Did I Just Lose All My Money Investing in the Stock Market?

Financial Independence, Retire Early (FIRE)

The FIRE Movement, Explained

Your Girl Is Officially Retiring at 35 Years Old

The Real Story of How I Paid off My Mortgage Early in 4 Years

My First 6 Months of Early Retirement Sucked Shit: What They Don’t Tell You about FIRE

Bitchtastic Book Review: Tanja Hester on Early Retirement, Privilege, and Her Book, Work Optional

Earning Her First $100K: An Interview with Tori Dunlap

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zedweek · 12 days ago

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Zedweek 2024 Prompts!!!!!!!

Day 1: Dec 2

ZSMA: It’s the anniversary of the series that started it all! Spanning four years, Zedaph’s Super Minecraft Adventure showcases Zed’s growth as a creator and contains countless silly moments! Farms and western villages, breakups and singing and time travel! Whether you embrace a younger Zedaph, a best build, or a favorite moment, it’s a blast from the past!

Free space: We know that Zed’s earliest series is also one that many haven’t seen, so this day is also open to anything that anyone wants to make! Get crazy with it! The only limit is your own imagination!

Day 2: Dec 3

Hermitcraft 5-6: Caves of crystal and bases galore, we’re going back in time! Featuring lovely characters such as Worm Man and Zedeath, season 5 and 6 give a lot to work with! The rise of the gaming district and the iconic Is That Sheep Looking At Me? entertained the Hermits, and our hero still found time to try his hand at aerial livestock delivery! The following season saw a Jack (Er. Zed?) of all bases, with 5 in total, but no one official base to call his own. Truly, the season of embodying what it means to be a hermit!

Hels: From the mind of Hermitcraft’s own Welsknight, Hels has taken the fandom by storm with its intrigue and possibilities. Explore what Zed’s own Hels could be like, create an elaborate theory where he is a Hels, or where he doesn’t have one at all! If anyone would transcend the rules of the universe to relax and simply share a meal with Evil Xisuma in the most dismal part of the universe, it’s surely the birthday boy.

Day 3: Dec 4

Hermitcraft 7-8: Settling into the Hermitcraft server, seasons 7 and 8 pushed our existing knowledge of Minecraft! From the Cave of Contraptions to the Sciscraper, Zedaph made it his mission to discover the secrets of Hermit psychology as well as some of the most useless functions in the game! Hang out for a round of golf or come up with an even less efficient contraption! There’s plenty of time for a new completely ethical experiment; the moon isn’t getting any bigger…Right?

Oddity: Zed’s brain and body don’t quite work like anyone else’s, but that’s all the more reason to love him! This is a day to embrace everything that makes Zed peculiar, or to enjoy the peculiarities that he loves right back!

Day 4: Dec 5

Hermitcraft 9-10: Up for a challenge? This pair of seasons has plenty! Try your hand at an advancement or gamification, or design one for our guy! From falling at world height to cheeky spying to getting his friends caught on fire by an angry furnace, these seasons bring plenty of fun! Maybe get a little meta yourself and add a sneaky game to whatever you create!

Death: It’s a well-known fact that Zedaph toys with the cycle of death and life! To me, this seems like a great day to celebrate the way Zedaph celebrates death, whether it be his hundredth demise, making a game of ushering souls, or testing the limits of respawn!

Day 5: Dec 6

Create: It’s important to properly enrich your Zedaph by letting him play with wrenches and gears with his eccentric friend every so often. Bite into a honeyed apple and feel the rush of being catapulted! Or catapulting your friends! Catapult everything!

Alternate Universe: Put this boy in a situation!!! Get creative and share the role another Zedaph plays (heh) in your story, whatever it may be! Alternatively, try and stop Zed from falling into another universe all on his own. He’s got portal technology, you know!

Day 6: Dec 7

Kris & Jack: As long as I, Ell Cillpiines, am running this event, there will be always be a KnJ day. This is a day to appreciate Zed’s second channel in all of its filmy frenzied goodness and cast of characters! (D.I.)Why? Because a world without Kris & Jack isn’t a world I would want to be in!

Kris & Jack but in Minecraft this time: oooh you wanna think about them so bad

Day 7: Dec 8

Birthday!!!!!: It’s a Zelebration! Grab a noise-maker and join the party however you see fit! Happy birthday, Kristopher Zedaph Plays!

#mod 🪱#prompt descriptions #zedweek #zedaphweek2024 #zedaph #zedaphplays #yay yippee!#go forth and have fun and get crazy

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thelostbaystudio · 10 months ago

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The Lost Bay comes to life!!!

Hey folks, in the next few weeks I'll be launching the crowdfunding campaign for The Lost Bay, a dark fantasy tabletop RPG set in 199X.

I've been working on it for years, and thanks to the feedback and support of the numerous folks who played the early access version, the game is now ripe to go to print.

But what is it exactly?

The Lost Bay is a dark fantasy tabletop RPG. It’s set in alternate 199X. The Lost Bay is also the name of the game setting, a small coastal suburb, both familiar and uncanny, where the mundane and the magical mix inextricably. Living Saints, rituals, blood curses are part of the characters’ daily life alongside console games, VHS tapes, and phone booths.

The Lost Bay is a set of three booklets. It contains everything you need to play: character creation, core rules, advanced tips and toolkits, detailed setting and bestiary.

The cool thing is that you get to play powerful characters, roaming in a weird and at times dark world.

The system in a nutshell

Three attributes, and a d6 dice pool for all your Action Rolls or Saves.

One resource to fuel your Powers.

Powers always succeed but can get you a Scar.

Scars can hurt you, make you more powerful, or change you. They are specific to each Vibe.

If you get all the Scars and you manage to survive them, you become a Living Saint, an immortal roaming the Bay. YOU become the Lore of the Bay.

What’s in the books?

User Guide: character creation and core rules, ten playable classes, three post-death special classes, custom character growth, Scar tables.

GM Guide: tips and toolkits, advanced rules, adventure building frameworks, examples and designer commentary.

Travel guide: extensive ready to use setting, exploration procedures, pre-gen point-crawls, six full-fledged districts featuring: locations, NPCs, Bosses, complications, rumors, treasures, adventure seeds.

If this sounds cool to you stay tuned for more updates about the game, or follow the Kickstarter page to be notified on launch

If you have any questions about the game feel free to fire them, I'd be happy to answer. And if you want to try it come and say hi on The Lost Bay server, we play the game regularly, and I even do 60minutes intro to it for folks who just want to give it a quick try https://discord.com/invite/37XBQVr7eP

Cheers

Iko

#indie tabletop rpg #indie ttrpg #indie rpg #tabletop rpg #horrorrpgs #osr #dark fantasy #game design #90s #suburbia #suburban #suburban gothic #suburbangothic

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syn4k · 1 year ago

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writing prompt: Doc's evil monologue is inconveniently timed

Docm77 was having A Time.

What sort of time, you may ask? Well, depending on who you asked, that question was either incredibly simple or very complicated indeed. To an outside observer, the event that had just transpired would be a win! He'd gotten a nice bit of decoration for the Perimeter, and for free to boot. Any other hermit would have laughed at it, or spun it into a win for both of them, or taken the blow in dignified silence whilst planning their revenge in subtler, more hinged ways.

Docm77 was about as hinged as a wall, which, since walls don't have hinges, was very unhinged indeed. (Don't tell him that, though. He might take offense and then you'd have to listen to one of his infamous hour-long monologues.)

Wait, did someone say monologue?

(Oh, fuck.)

Standing in front of the newly cursive-ificated Optimize, Survive, Grind, Thrive or whatever it read sign with balled hands on shaking hips, he took a deep, heavy breath and let a single word float into the air as a precursor to the fire that was to follow.

"Fuck."

Letting the enormity of the curse that was just uttered sink in, Doc began pacing and started letting loose another string of incredibly choice words, most of them incredibly specific and in German. A casual observer passing by would probably have paused in interest, thinking to themself "what the fuck is this guy's problem?"

Doc then proceeded to go off on a very long and very passionate monologue about flowers, their choices of decorations, how fucking much he fucking hated shallow quotes like this, and how he would so, so, so definitely hand them their asses on a silver platter once they were gone. Their destruction would be methodical and complete. Their bases would be in tatters and aptly ruined shreds, left for the wolves and the carrion. All that they had ever known and ever loved and ever held dear would be dead, held under the earth in infinite rapport by his malice and his wrath. Grian may have the Watchers on his side, but Doc bet that none of them could do advanced redstone. They were fucked. So, so fucked. Doc knew a way that you could corrupt a chunk so that anyone who entered it would instantly hard crash, and if that chunk happened to be someone's base, well-

"Hey, Doc?" came a familiar and concerned voice from behind him. "I don't mean to interrupt, buddy, but you asked for a shulker box of gunpowder earlier on short notice and I'm here to deliver."

"Oh, shit," said Doc, whipping around and retreating a half step on the edge of a conveniently placed hole in the bedrock to physically distance himself from Xisuma, who was standing with a very concerned expression on his face. "Uh, how much of that did you hear?"

"Most of it," said Xisuma with a small wince. "And, uh, some of the things you mentioned doing are... not exactly legal."

"It's all hypothetical," Doc backtracked hastily. "I'm just- I'm just- you know how I get when I'm mad. I won't actually do most of that stuff."

"Most of it?" asked Xisuma, raising one eyebrow.

Doc coughed. "By which I mean, all of it. Sorry."

X looked at him for a long moment before shrugging and pushing the shulker box towards him. "Alright, then," he said lightly, but with an aura of still not being entirely convinced. "Enjoy your gunpowder."

"Thanks," Doc said automatically, watching him fly off into the sky with a distinct feeling of dread.

The last time any of this had happened on this scale, he and Grian combined had basically overloaded the server itself and basically set Xisuma's house on fire. The consequences had been harrowing.

It had been just one time though, right?

He would be fine.

#answered #ray's tag #writing #mcyt #hermitcraft #docm77 #asks are now closed btw but gods i fucking love our keyboard

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slowcatsisland · 2 months ago

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Roronoa Zoro; Pre Timeskip Headcanons

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Zoro’s father developed his love for swords training as early as Zoro can remember. His father didn’t teach him three sword style though.

Zoro’s father was a man that would travel for long periods before coming home to Shimotsuki Village (wandering is in the roronoa genes)

Zoro’s mother would comb Zoro’s hair with her fingers and it lulled Zoro into sleep instantly. He hasn’t had someone do that to him since she died but every time someone ends up putting their hand on his head for whatever reason, he starts to get droopy.

The first time he saw someone die was pirates attacking his village before his father fell in battle. Zoro remembers the anger and pain he felt when he saw his father get slain. The puddle of blood that dripped from him ran Zoro’s blood cold and he’s still not sure if it ever warmed back up.

His mother died of illness, but it was really heartbreak. Zoro could tell. Zoro didn’t want to watch anything like that again, someone deteriorating. It was the worst way to die to him.

After his mother died he went to the next village over. He did this to start anew and with a purpose for living; he didn’t want to waste away and die a nobody like his parents.

Kuina only practiced one sword style, but her father helped Zoro train in three sword style.

Zoro at first couldn’t hold a sword in his mouth, and ended up with a chipped tooth and a fractured jaw the first time he tried to fight Kuina legitimately with three sword style.

He got scolded by Kuina a lot after she would win their duels about his form and tactics.

Kuina was the first female friend Zoro ever had, and her proud nature ended up making Zoro a little nervous of all girls. (Bro blushes a lot even if he doesn’t mean to/doesnt feel anything)

Kuina’s death reminded him too much of his parents. He could save them, and he couldn’t save her.

When Kuina died Zoro went through a period where he couldn’t get through a training session without crying. One time it got so bad he ended up passing out and woke up 2 days later with the Master staring down at him worriedly.

From that point Zoro stopped crying and focused directly on improving his swordsmanship.

When Zoro left his village, he was actually chasing after a pirate that was threatening the town. He actually wasn’t ready to leave just yet on his search for Mihawk. He literally had traveled so far away he couldn’t find his way back.

As Zoro picked up the bounty hunter gig to earn some money and rest stops, he had no idea where Mihawk was. He was searching for him rather loosely. He would hear whispers and rumors, but still ended up as a bounty hunter for over two years.

He didn’t actually know that he had a reputation until he joined the Straw Hats. He knew that people feared him but he wasn’t aware of his title ‘Pirate Hunter’ because to himself he wasn’t a ‘pirate Hunter’ . Same goes for the ‘Demon of the East Blue’ name.

Zoro would either go long periods of talking to himself or not talking at all when he was a bounty hunter. He was isolated heavily during his travel.

Learned how to make food as a bounty hunter, a young boy he had saved from a pirate showed him how to cook some basics and start a fire.

Got his earrings at a gambling hub he walked into during his early days of traveling. They were actually a shit load of berri but the lady behind the counter said she would give them up for free if Zoro did some personal favors for her. He put his bag of all his berri on the counter stone faced after she said that. He got the earrings. She threw him out. He has never taken them out since.

Has been told by numerous broads that he’s a good looking guy, but always denied their advances. He wasn’t interested in sexual relations.

He only had sex once, and it was to a woman with fingers so cold he would flinch away. He was real drunk and she was a server at the bar he was in. He doesn’t remember anything other than the feel of her cold fingers in his hair and how a trail of crisp goosebumps followed her hands down his chest. (He doesn’t remember what she looked like, and he stopped trying to remember what fully happened pretty quickly)

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Mwah 😽

#one piece #one piece x reader #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece zoro #op pre timeskip #op #op zoro #shimotsuki kuina #kuina one piece #kuina #slowcatsisland #sci:headcanon #slowcatscollection #slowcats

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whysperingwoods · 2 months ago

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Welcome to the Woods

Hey! I'm Kyan, a queer and trans witch from Quebec. My practice is centered around local folk practices, sustainability, and herbalism. I'm also a tarot reader, fire scryer, and I'm studying to be a clinical herbalist (1st year).

I write original content about witchcraft and related topics, with an extra focus on sustainability. I try to give concrete methods and encourage folks to find ways to make their practice work for them, instead of conforming to some aesthetic or unattainable ideal. I strive to make my articles beginner-friendly, but also useful for more advanced practitioners.

I also have an Etsy shop where I sell my readings, and various witchcraft supplies and items, such as bulk herbs, sachets, and more:

I'm also the creator and co-runner of the Crossroads witchcraft Discord server for practitioners aged 23 and older. Feel free to join here: https://discord.gg/394bYvzw59

Witchcraft for me started out as a way of exploring boundaries and pushing limits. After fifteen years of practice, I've reconnected to my French Canadian roots, queerness, and all the ways the universe speaks to us. It’s incredibly difficult in today’s capitalist hellscape to carve out time for yourself and your craft, but that’s exactly why it’s so vital, and what I hope to help people navigate.

My asks are always open! I love talking about pretty much anything to do with witchcraft, nature, tarot, etc. Thanks for reading and I hope you find something you like.

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pantspissedinreverse · 4 months ago

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hey i love seeing ur posts about comp tf2, do you have any advice for a wannabe sixes medic? ive been watching a lot of recorded games and demo reviews and stuff and it looks like a lot of fun but actually playing a match myself sounds so daunting and scary

hello anon! thanks for asking and im glad that youve thought about playing comp :)

this ended up really long so under the cut it goes

to start with some outside stuff youll need:

a discord account

a mic (or any other audio input device)

mumble (optional)

from what ive seen, the biggest leagues all have discord servers where players can find scrims or teams and teammates (in the case of rgl) but also teams use discord because its a quick, easy and cheep way to keep in touch

now, a league, there are 5 leagues but ive only played in 2 of them as they are region specific, there are:

rgl (NA/north american league)

etf2l (EU/european league)

ozfortress (oceania/australia league)

asiafortress (asian league, site is down rn?)

ugc (international, the old league where it all started)

now the best way to get into comp is probably through a newbie cup, a shorter season for new players with dedicated coaches provided, but the only one that regularly runs is by an NA pug group, speaking of, another good way to start is through pugs! (or mixes if youre in eu) pugs or pick up games or mixes are run either by the league or an independent person, in NA the biggest non-league pug group i know is tf2 coaching central or tf2cc for short, they also run the newbie cup and are based entirely on discord! in EU, mixes are run usually through sites and require mumble, the biggest being tf2center which id say is much more beginner friendly and hosts more formats than the other site, tf2pickup.eu where you can only play 6s and will usually find players that have been playing since season 2 (etf2l is on season 47)

also! every friday (if there are enough people) there are newbie mixes! basically a mix/pug with a coach, i havent personally played but ive heard its good

now if you find a league that works for you, heres some settings that youll need:

enable developer console

this will allow you to open the developer console, this is a nifty little thing because it allows you to do all kinds of crap, for example, connecting to a specific server if you have the connect info, which is very important in comp, you can change the button that opens the console at the very bottom of the settings

thats how the dev console looks like, heres how to find it:

change your fov to 90

this can be either done in the settings or by putting fov_desired 90 into the console, 90 is the max you can set it to in the settings but if you want more fov then feel free to change this to something else like 130 for example. this is done because the default tf2 fov doesnt let you see as much as 90 and having that information is crucial, especially for medic

now for the actually medic specific stuff

in the advanced settings there are two key things you need to turn on, 1) keep healing even when not pressing the fire key and 2) autocall for medic if below 99% health

the first one is a no brainer, youre gonna be healing constantly for 2 hours or more if you play a season as medic and your fingers will cramp up if you just keep holding down mouse1 so this ones for that

the second one is a bit odd, why autocall? well it might help you find spies or find your way back to your team if you get lost without having to comm it out, it also shows you if a teammate got damaged very recently because of the small cross above their head, this is important because then it will take more time to heal them up

uber masking

when you are about to hit 100% ubercharge, press E, and the "medic!" voiceline is gonna override the very loud and very obvious "I AM FULLY CHARGED" voiceline, tldr: you dont want the other team to know that you have uber

uber counting

the average stock uber can be built in 40-50 seconds, at the start of the round your ubers are the same but they will get offset as the game goes on, when the enemy medic spawns count in your head to 40 or watch the clock for 40 seconds and at the end of that 40 seconds they will have uber

uber related callouts:

"we have ad" (=we have more uber than them)

"we have disad" (=we have less uber than them)

"they have" (=they have uber, be cautious)

"we have" (=we have uber, yay!)

"its even/equal" (=the ubers are the same)

"med dropped!" (=the other medic dropped uber, you now have a lot of ad, you will hear this from your teammates)

"he got a saw on me" (=their medic is running ubersaw and just hit me, they have 25 more uber)

"use" (=pop it)

"use on me/use on [class]" (=use uber on a specific person or class, usually scout or demo)

"big ad/disad" (=the difference between our ubers is big, around 50% difference)

"small ad/disad" (=the difference between our ubers is small, anywhere from 20% to 5% difference)

thats a lot of callouts but dont fear, youll get a hang of it soon :)

the ideal loadout

crusaders crossbow

stock medigun

solemn vow

i did mention the ubersaw but its use is much more niche and works the best when the enemy team is shit, the solemn vow also lets you see the enemy medics uber if you see him but dont use this as a crutch and also call out enemy health ("demo is 50!" and then your flank scout game ends him), ill go over the weapons now

crusaders crossbow

the weapon with most skill, it allows you to heal your team at large distances, your teammates will usually say "arrow me" or "arrow me [location]" and then you shoot them and heal em up, the crusaders crossbow is also used in rollouts a lot, process and gullywash for example both require you to arrow someone mid rollout, i have a few aim training maps linked in my other medic tips post which also, funny enough, have a clip of how comms usually sound so thats cool

stock medigun

other than the kritzkrieg, the stock is the only medigun allowed in standard 6s, its the most consistent medigun and also makes you invincible for 8 seconds, you mentioned watching demos of other players and usually when they do a push into a point they uber the demo so that he can jump in unharmed, then the scout to go fast and the back on demo because hes the 2nd most important class here (the 1st is you!! so dont die!!)

honorary kritz mention

in lower divs, kritz isnt usually played, its an element of surprise weapon and it takes 32 seconds to get uber but 32 is an awkward number so we usually just count to 30 and use the 2 seconds to run :)

the kritz is much more widely used in highlander but ive seen some great playes with it in 6s too

some medigun strats before we move onto melee:

building uber with a boston basher scout

your scout is your escort now, random encounters lied to you, medics do, in fact, heal scouts

give your players a buff (overheal) when youre in spawn and waiting to move, its needed for rollouts in most cases, heal order is usually demo -> roamer -> demo again -> psolly

you need to heal as much as you can, this is a race to get uber

players will come up to you and ask for buffs, its usually soldiers and they will usually jump away shortly after

the ubersaw and the head

the solemn vow is a much better choice of melee then the ubersaw simply due to the fact that you can see enemy health and uber, but i cant deny that the ubersaw saved my ass a few times, still, use the head

now thats the weapons, lets get onto the more interpersonal relationships between teammates

the general playerbase of comp is sweaty gamer cishet guys but ive found that many of them are cool (despite the reputation of sweaty gamer cishet guys) and they are cool especially in rgl

heres some tips,

keep your tumblr private from your team

they dont know the lore of tf2 and 9 times out of 10 dont really care for it

just keep the discussion to comp

many of them are down to play casual or even valve comp if you ask

feel free to ask for tips! they love giving tips!

you will be judged for being a medic player but in a joking matter (they dont usually like playing medic so theyre glad that someone else is lol)

they will show you cool shit (usually clips of airshots)

tf2 comp players are a bit edgy at times, sometimes people just say slurs but not the n word with a hard R or anything (ps. you can report people if they say a slur mid game in chat)

a lot of the time they are gonna tell it to you straight, if youre bad then they will tell you youre bad at xy and z and if you dont improve then they will just call you open (<- lowest division in etf2l/derogatory term for anyone who isnt in open)

in a team you have the team leader who schedules everything and runs this team and talks to the admins, maybe a co-tl who helps with team leader stuff, the main roster which is just the players who play most often, the subs who substitute the main roster when someone cant make it but you still want to play and lastly the ringers(NA term)/mercs(EU term) who are outsiders you call in if your pscout just called in sick and the pscout sub is on vacation and you really need a player

classes

its at the bottom because i forgot about it lol?

6s has 2 soldiers, 2 scouts, a demo and a medic

they are split into the flank and the combo, the combo is with the medic and the flank is not

demo:

you will need to heal this guy a lot, he takes a lot of damage and gives out a lot of damage, he can trap down an area or spam down a choke, will be with you in most of your ubers, make sure this guy is buffed

pocket scout:

the scout in the combo, your escort and personal bodyguard (kinda), hes gonna build with you, pick you up from spawn when you die and is most likely gonna be the maincaller (=person who calls the shots in a comp match like when to retreat and what not)

pocket soldier:

in all honesty idfk what this guy does, he wants heals and watches chokes, spams rockets down chokes too, sacs for med (=jumps on the medic and kills them hopefully)

flank scout:

watches flanks, wants heals, can replace your pscout if he dies, will offclass if need be (offclassing is the act of switching your class to a different one that isnt standard in 6s like sniper or heavy)

roamer (flank soldier):

i also dont know what the fuck the roamer does, its basically the same as psolly but he watches flanks and offlcasses and has a different rollout

post game

so after you play your first game of comp, write ".ss" into the chat, this will open a window with your logs for that match and you can see how you did that game! if you want you can also download the demo from demos.tf if you look up your steam name it should show up, there are other sites where you can see how you did like more.tf which is a nicer looking site and also you can compare specific players and see more stuff so thats cool! theres also trends.tf where you can see how you did over time and basically every stat you can think of even down to the time youve spent playing a class in comp, heres my overview on trends.tf if you wanna see all that it shows (ps. most of my recent games are 4v4 because of a cup lol)

last thing before the end, i did make a post about medic tips a while ago and those apply here as well

tf2 competitive wiki if you want to learn callouts and other stuff

so! thats the basics of 6s med :) gl hf and feel free to dm me if you have any more questions

edit: i forgot to mention b4nny, the lord and savior of competitive tf2 and while he doesnt play med much he has a lot of experience and knows a lot about comp and just has a lot of resources for comp

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