#adoptiong

[bornetoblood]

hear me out hear me out. Aro Plukas. Doesn't care for romance but gets in relationships for the shits and giggles. Cus it can be funny.

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Teen has to shut off the wifi now, especially when the coven gets into the tequila.

When Agatha gets drunk, she makes fake youtube accounts and comments on every cover of The Witches Road that has the line "I hold Death's hand in mine" in it that it's the stupidest thing she's ever heard and how would you even hold Death's hand and her hands are probably too cold and she smells like wet grass and her hair isn't even that nice

[tiredwishes]

Can you explain carcar to me as a ship? I'd really love to get it, but I don't 😔

oh anon, where do i BEGIN

carcar is a little phenomenon that happens when two magnets, against all odds, repel and attract. they push and pull, they're permanently entangled, always hovering in each other's orbit.

(disclaimer: i'll probably miss out a bunch of moments, but here are the ones that really pulled me into the carcar agenda)

but it starts with the fighting on track, which is terrible but also happens to make for really good tension and plot.

case in point, spa 2023

in order for enemies to become lovers they must unfortunately be enemies first. their radios about each other throughout the 2023 season are so incredibly entertaining

and the 2024 season seemed pretty tame for the first couple of races...... then miami happens and we're all proved wrong

carlos' interview about it

THEN we move on to monaco, where everything finally comes together

there's the umbrella moment, which is so incredibly funny because everyone else around them is in the sun but oscar's got the umbrella and yeah sure, it's kind of sheltering lando too but oscar holds it with his right hand and so it's really for him and carlos :)

then the race starts and it's kind of a disaster with them as 'it was at the first corner that Oscar Piastri and Carlos Sainz went side-by-side and banged wheels.'

but neither of them were taken out of the race and went on to finish 2-3. and the post-race interviews are hilarious because there's charles', who's just won his home race for the first time, and there's oscar and carlos, with their tension and overall hostility

oscar finishes his interview and it looks like he wants to hand the mic over to carlos but carlos already has one and the lack of words makes it all the more entertaining when oscar seemingly goes 'nope? whoop okay.'

and so we're left with this interaction, thinking they're back to their 2023 ways........

when the press conference picture drops. a.k.a the ultimate carcar moment

like what. what happened to hi?? what happened to hello??? we're just tossed this moment between the two of them charles is off commemorating his win and jumping into the ocean BUT the real important stuff is happening back in this damn room.

there's also that moment in one of the conferences when oscar and charles are talking about AdoptionGate (charles offering to adopt oscar on twitter, something i wouldn't believe if not for the fact that i witness it unfold with my own two eyes) and carlos says something that has charles going 'do you want me to adopt you as well? don't be jealous carlos'

and i'm choosing to take that as carlos being jealous because charles has oscar and he doesn't like that because he wants oscar, and so hostile takeovers was written :D

but i digress,

because then we get to the soulmates part of this thesis

when carlos is asked about his recent string of conflicts with with carlos, he said, and i quote, "oscar and i, we seem to have a magnet recently between each other, for some reason that i don't understand but we get on well and everything is ok, but we seem to always find each other on track'

which is crazy because it's literally what we've been saying since their string of collisions in 2023

there's simply no reason for them to keep finding each other on track. 'for some reason i don't understand,' carlos says, and sometimes fate doesn't have a reason, or maybe fate is the reason.

Every magnet has a north pole and a south pole. Placing two unlike poles together causes them to attract. When you try to place two like poles together, they will repel each other.

and so, as mentioned in the beginning: carcar is a little phenomenon that happens when two magnets, against all odds, repel and attract. they push and pull, they're permanently entangled, always hovering in each other's orbit.

and that's what makes them so compelling to me <3

[theredcuyo]

WAIT WAIT WAAAAAIT

You know who inherited Bruce's adoptiong adiction the most

Damian I have a cow and would have a tiger if possible Wayne and Jason all kids in crime alley are under my protection Todd

That being said, they are kept in check by being compared to the man they got it from "Really Dames, you never know, one day it's a kitten the next is another sibbling"

And "Sure, Jay, it's not like Bruce fed you and got to keep you too"

That being said, i believe with all my heart that when Damian doesn't get to keep a stray kitten he really wanted, he gave it to Jason

Jason didn't knew what to name her, but because Damian have him another one before he was sure, he ended up with a cat named 'Pride' and another one called 'Predjuce'

:D

[its-target-official]

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

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ONE OF US

ONE OF US

pls,, becaome a rodent,,

we nede mor for ratempire,,

-@farmer-swirl-the-squirrel

-@her-grace-ratsita

-@her-royal-ratness

jgf u want the easy way,, her ratness is adoptiong for heirs,, !!

uhhhh

adoption i guess?

[totally-bing]

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

pls,. becamone a rodent,,,

we needv more for empriefe,,.

-@farmer-swirl-the-squirrel

-@her-grace-ratsita

-@her-royal-ratness

jgf u want the easy way,, her ratness is adoptiong for heirs,, !!

i am no rodent.

i'll think about it though

[richmonds-disaster-bi]

Idea for Charlie Tartt: For Roy's birthday it's a wonderful celebration at Rebecca's house. When it comes time for presents, Jamie gifts Roy with a beautiful pin or pendant with the letters "RJC" entwined, symbolizing Roy, Jamie, and Charlie together. He also hands Roy Charlie who's got folder with a letter and legal papers in them, asking Roy if he would like to officially adopt Charlie. Roy bursts into tears and says yes he'll adopt Charlie, but can he have Jamie too, can both Tartts become his officially? Cue the happy chaos when Jamie says yes.

I adore this!

This being Roy's birthday when Charlie is about 1 and 1/2, maybe 2. He and Jamie have been together since Charlie was a month or two old, and maybe there's been some talk about the future but nothing too solid because they've been busy with Charlie and work

Rebecca decides to throw a party for Roy, Roy protests but Rebecca waves him off with a "let us celebrate you" so Roy relents. He really enjoys it. Rebecca plans the perfect party for Roy. It's just people he loves, good food and drink, and it's just relaxed

The team gibe him presents, and so does his sister and Phoebe, but Jamie insists on going last and is really shy about it. He gives Roy a little box and goes "it's probableh stupid, but 'ere". It's a little silver bracelet. Something very simple and unassuming, but it's engraved with a little RJC, and a little heart that had Roy speechless. Jamie laughs nervously, and makes a joke about giving him his real present from him later when they're alone

And then Charlie is going "Daddy, Daddy" and climbing over Jamie to get to Roy before looking at Jamie going "Damie, give". Jamie knows what he wants, and gives him an envelope that he gives to Roy and when Roy sees what's inside it.....he just starts tearing up. He just tears up and is staring at the adoptiong papers before looking at Jamie like "is this a fucking joke?", but Jamie is just kissing his head and going "No, it's the truth. You're already his other dad"

Roy, who had been carrying a ring in his pocket for the last two months, just cracks a grin and pulls it out before going "then I guess it's time to do this"

Roy's birthday ends up turning into an impromptu engagement party

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

I'm adoptiong a bearded dragon :3

his name is already Icarus and I think I'm gonna keep his name

[saanphoenix]

*reads long ass post about purchasing cat breeds from breeders vs. adoptiong random ass cats from shelters and yada yada, "This cat's personality isn't what I wanted. If anyone else had adopted them, they may have returned--"*

Dude. Don't adopt or buy a pet if you only want a specific ass personality.

I know what you wanna say. "What's wrong with wanting a mellow/energetic/clingy/distant animal?"

Nothing. But if you NEED that specific personality only and you're unwilling to accept any others, just don't get one.

Because animals, like people, change. They have facets. I've had cats go from super clingy and cute to distant and unwilling to be pet. Not for any health reason, they just got older and more independent. I've had a dog spend the majority of his life confident and friendly only to turn around and become extremely clingy and a little nervous once he became an elder. And if you can't handle shifts like that, don't get one.

[absolutely-olivegarden]

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

pls,. become. A rodent

we needv a chef

ratatouille,,

-@farmer-swirl-the-squirrel

-@her-grace-ratsita

-@her-royal-ratness

jgf u want the easy way,, her ratness is adoptiong for heirs,, !!

I have never, heard of you. But I will allow you to live in my restruants, if you will help me with any problems that arise.

[cruelprincae]

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[circusfreakk]

mime in da rain fo today

[blacknovelist]

not counting the adoption words this is the best sentence in mando'a and you can't change my mind

[engaardesque]

hey! Who wants to adopt @lol-akali as their child?

Akali is lonely and unloved, give her the family she needs!

[did-we-imagine]

Tbh I think that any partaking in those discussions with the intent of vilifying one of them is simply adoptiong Ozai' 0 sum game mindset

It’s so funny watching Azula and Zuko stans on Tumblr go at it. Whether it be arguing who did more wrong doings, who had it harder, arguing on Ursa, twisting character’s words, etc. I find it funny knowing we can all just blame it on their horrendous father instead of getting angry at Zuko, Azula, or Ursa.

[vamytas]

an earnshaw & alan ryan ( @cuntharidin ) mix

1. BEAUTIFUL ONES -- SUEDE // 2. FAN CLUB -- THE DAMNED //  3. CHEER UP LONDON --  SLAVES // 4. DAD’S BEST FRIEND -- THE RUBBERBANDITS // 5. IDLES CHANT -- IDLES // 6. YOU THINK YOU’RE A MAN -- DIVINE // 7. FREEDOM ‘90 -- GEORGE MICHAEL // 9. OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN -- BRITNEY SPEARS // 8. TATTOOED MAN -- COIL // 9. I KNOW HIM SO WELL -- JOHN BARROWMAN FT. DANIEL BOYS // 10. IT’S OKAY TO CRY -- SOPHIE // 11.  NEVER LET ME DOWN AGAIN (SPLIT MIX) -- DEPECHE MODE