#adopt the child!!! adopt him!!! it'd be so easy!!!

[ryuki-draws]

I miss my son, Tails

[noxianwilled]

katarina really doesn't want children. she wants the du couteau name to die. talon could still have kids and pass on the name to them I suppose (cass seems. unable to) but on her part she's intent on letting the family name die. after she's reinstated as part of the du couteau guild and their head, this doesn't change. the guild will live on even if the family doesn't, and it'll have as its next head someone who proves they're fit for the job and have the right purpose, regardless of their origins.

in spite of that, I think she'd end up looking after kids really easily. she doesn't want to birth them, but she certainly has a soft spot for children, especially the ones in dangerous situations and/or who are dangerous themselves. it's definitely because when she was a young girl definitely capable of keeping herself safe, she still wanted someone to have looked after her - she wanted someone to care. and i think she'd be unable not to care for kids in situations like that.

it's not to say she'd be good at it, or that she has time to be around a lot (which is why babies are certainly something else entirely). she is busy with a very dangerous job and she's often traveling, and bringing a child along is likely to prove troublesome. but at the same time, i feel she'd have the resources to ensure a child receives proper education and care while she's out and be caring enough to be around whenever she could. but yeah this would absolutely only happen with the kids no one wants because they're too dangerous or troublesome.

[acid-ixx]

Baby bird, angel,,,,,,what else we got?

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to bruce, you are his precious, sometimes his treasure. he'd even unironically call you his baby in front of the press. and most of the time, if he describes you to his co-workers in the justice league who knew of your identity, he will always say "my child" with a dark undertone that you are not to available for adoption even if it was you who insists that anyone else can take you under their care, other than your actual family.

alfred, in all his years of caring for you, is very much settled into calling you his own child. although it's a given that he refers to bruce's children as a "(young) master", whenever it's just the two of you in the same room, with you needing a semblance of solace, alfred would always grasp your shoulders and comfort you with kind words and affirmations, starting his sentence with "(name), my child."

dick obviously calls you his baby bird and only he has the trademark to do so, nobody else has the privilege and not even your other siblings. he's obviously overbearing, chirping out that nickname in an irritingly higher octave whenever he gets some sort of cuteness overload just by squishing your cheeks. one way to know if dick is in the same room as them is if you hear a man squeal your nickname.

babs, in addition to dick, probably calls you birdy or something cheesy like her little hatchling. you have no idea where she gets those nicknames but she's better in so many levels compared to the eldest because she doesn't often call you those, not unless she's in a really good mood. though you should be scared if she ever calls you by your full, government name; one where wayne is the surname and not your mother's.

jason calls you his angel because unlike his other siblings, you're the only one who has never wielded a weapon against anyone (and if you ever do, he'd pretend like that never happened, excusing your actions for self defense or something else). like a buy-one-take-one package, he always ruffles your hair whenever he refers you that nickname. there's times, though, where he says it in a possessive tone, daring criminals that if they try to even touch a single centimeter of your skin then they'd better pray that his angel has enough mercy to not prosecute him for whatever comes next.

tim doesn't really call you any nicknames, and you're so grateful for that. but what he does have of you are multiple logs of all the times you call him his name or a nickname, deluding himself into thinking you'll always say his name with such a fond voice and a huge smile. and it doesn't take a genius to find out just how easy he folds if you ask him for a favor with a sweet tone, calling him 'timmie' or something cringier. but hey, as long as it gets you what you want.

damian isn't the type to settle for nicknames, but he's the one that often refers to you as "my older sibling", "my blood sibling" and every other term that refers to you as his. he's very much like bruce in the regard that even if he has to share with his siblings, you will always, and always be damian's beloved older sibling. there's times, though, that he would secretly dream of a day where you would be comfortable enough to call him your baby brother.

steph and duke are the most normal ones when it comes to calling you a nickname, resorting to calling you their bro or sis. but sometimes steph loves to tease you by calling you the nicknames babs gives you, to the point that it's now steph who calls you her hatchling in a sing-song voice, and it'd be duke who'll eventually create a tune for your own nickname. the entire melody would then be an established hum for the entire manor and it takes you all your sanity and alfred cooking your favorite dish to not strangle the living hell out of those two.

cass also is another case of your sibling not having any nicknames for you, but she does associate you with the word love, someone who she should protect with all her heart and you'll find her one day calling you that nickname. the longer she becomes closer with you, the more she's bound to call you her beloved sibling, too, just like how bruce calls you his beloved child. and if it's not your name that she tries to call, it would instead be the tune that duke invented.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

maaan it'd be so EASY for chaggie to end up with an adopted cannibal kid after the battle with heaven, tho

with Vaggie's past (and that being a Thing she can Charlie can talk about now), her having her big WAIT THIS IS EVIL IM BEING EVIL moment over a cannibal child she couldn't bring herself to kill....

add to that Charlie, who is now the DIRECT reason quite a few cannibals are Extra Super Dead, thanks to her inspiring them into battle with her song-

"Have you ever felt like you're willing to die-"

very rousing, maybe less fun for her to remember after some of them DID die-

oh hush y'all eat ppl im sure dying isn't the most shocking outcome of a night out that you can imagine

Charlie legit pitched facing final death as a "chance to travel" and "see more of hell" and she did it with a jolly song and dance and GOOD ON HER for getting a fighting force to protect the dream of sinners someday being redeemed! ....but yeah. kinda heavy for her to remember later on, i'd think

and Cannibal Town residents are so tight knit with each other that it's a literal PLOT POINT Charlie has to face off against- no way they don't have families, no way there weren't families broken up by the battle at the Hazbin Hotel- at Charlie's hotel

No way Charlie wouldn't feel guilty about and responsible as FUCK for any little cannibal kid who ended up orphaned as a result....

ahem

(is that kid wearing like frisbee on their head?? whatever. it looks kinda like a halo don't it. kinda ironic. isn't it)

Rosie would even have to SUGGEST anything! She's got a good read on Charlie now and she's 100% on board with Alastor's plans to "guide" Charlie (cough manipulate and use cough cough)

and what would make a better leverage point than introducing a little cannibal kid for Charlie to worry and feel guilty over? an ORPHANED cannibal kid. Orphaned by the same fight Charlie led the cannibals into. Orphaned when the kid's parents DIED fighting for Charlie

(great way for Charlie to always keep Cannibal Town in mind anyway. Good way to make sure she's protective of it)

but oh the irony if Rosie didn't even MEAN for chaggie to end up with the kid!

if Rosie DIDN'T fully understand- just how much Charlie would want to give a loving family and childhood to someone, when she herself had one and is now dealing (trying to deal) with all that crumbling away as an adult-

ALSO THO. IF. Hypothetically. the orphan was the same kid Vaggie spared. Like how many sinner kids are there in hell. Not too many running around. If it was the same kid. if Vaggie saw that

....if the kid saw her- or, no, even better- if when she tried talking quietly with them, and when they heard her voice like that they looked up at her suddenly like

cannibal kid: "...Go."

Vaggie: (instantly standing up) "Right, sorry- I'll go get Charlie, or- would you rather Rosie-" (stops) (looks down)

Vaggie: "...?"

cannibal kid: (is holding onto the end of her hair ribbon)

cannibal kid: (whispering) "Run."

cannibal kid: (hopefully) "Now...?"

Vaggie: "...you, remember?"

cannibal kid: (nods)

Vaggie: (slowly sits back down)

Vaggie: "Yeah, hey. That was... that was a thing, wasn't it. It's, been a while. Three years... didn't think you'd recognize me."

cannibal kid: "Didn't. Look different."

Vaggie: "The long hair, missing eye and missing wings is a lot of change, huh?"

cannibal kid: (shrugs) "You're happy." (sniffles) "It's different."

Vaggie: ".....well, Charlie's the one who did all that. She's, pretty great at that stuff. And she'd like make things different for you too now. If you want."

cannibal kid: "........if I stay at the hotel... can I play with Razzle every day? Not, not just when princess Charlie brings him over?"

Vaggie: "Kinda looks like your stuck with him either way to me. Maybe check he's getting enough air, stuffed down into your coat front like that?"

cannibal kid: (unbuttoning an air hole for Razzle) "But he belongs at the hotel, where Dazzle's murmur- marble- um- murder dial-"

Vaggie: "Memorial..?"

cannibal kid: "Where Dazzle's memorial is."

Vaggie: "If you're okay leaving Cannibal Town, you can belong there too."

cannibal kid: "I'm okay leaving town."

cannibal kid: (beat)

cannibal kid: "It's boring."

Vaggie: "Yeah well, the hotel is definitely not gonna be boring."

cannibal kid: "Does it get blown up EVERY week, or just on special occasions?"

Vaggie: "It sure felt like every week but we're trying to cut back."

cannibal kid: "Dang."

please imagine tho, Charlie seeing this sad orphan kid who won't talk to anyone, maybe even "hasn't so much as had a nibble on anyone, the poor little biter" according to Rosie, since being orphaned-

and the next time Charlie visits she brings RAZZLE

and she introduce the two of them, then stands back and watches her childhood plushy turned demon win over this kid SO FAST, disappearing into their tiny but fierce little hugs, getting them to share a donut with him, showing them how to do a little song and dance routine (one him, Charlie, and Dazzle used to do) bringing a bit of normalcy back to a kid who's parents are dead because of her-

Charlie thinking to herself, that the least she can do, really, is give this kid as many of the best parts of HER own childhood as she can

[semiweirdshipper]

Slashers as dads. (Extending the addition).

So I've been thinking about other slashers that I could write as fathers. And this is just a little list of ones that I've chose and how I feel about them. Usually for the slasher dad drabbles, I like to include at least four slashers. Freddy, Michael, Bo, and Hannibal have been my primary picks so far- and I write them in canon-divergence so they're portrayed as good guys. Now...

Let's talk about who else is fit to be a dad.

Jason Voorhees

I feel like it goes without saying that Jason would be a remarkable father figure. He's strong, protective, compassionate, loves nature, is nice, ect... If we altered his universe a bit and turned him into a good guy, I think he'd be the best father figure yet! I'm already thinking about scenarios where he teaches a child reader how to swim and stuff.

Bubba Sawyer/Thomas Hewitt

So I struggle a bit with Bubba mainly because he can't talk and, frankly, I'm not even sure if he can write. Children take after their parents, and I'm not gonna write a child reader squealing and huffing like he does. That's why I have such a difficult time with deciding what I could do to make him a good father figure. And it's not just his inability to talk, it's also his intelligence and the condition he lives in. My father figures have to have suitable jobs and living conditions. I'm not sure what I could do to make his situation better, you know?

As for Thomas Hewitt? I've never seen a movie with him, so I don't know anything about him, his speech, intelligence or living conditions. I was hoping maybe someone would explain it to me, please?

Weirdo demon people like Pyramid Head, Pinhead, Pennywise and Chucky.

Now, I don't see any of these characters as fit to be a father figure. However, I do see them as fit to be a 'friend'. Let's say a child reader is feeling lonely, scared, sad or neglected, and one of these guys shows up to make them feel better, take them on an adventure, or so on and so forth. I think that it could be it's own special kind of drabble sequence- not necessarily father figures, but more like 'friendly monsters'.

Evan MacMillan

The one character that I turn into an overworked dad in a lot of my stories, lol. I think Evan would make a great father figure. With a little bit of canon-divergence, it'd be easy to give him a suitable home and job. As a father, he'd be one of the best.

Albert Wesker

With A LOT of canon-divergence (and extreme patience and determination on my end), I think I can turn prince blondy into a father figure. It's going to be rough and I'm going to alter his personality a lot, but I can make it happen. If given the chance, I know that Albert can be a great father figure too.

Karl Heisenberg

I need to ring my memory up on this guy, but from what I remember, he's decent. I've actually read stories where he adopts one of the main characters, so he already has some fatherly traits without even needing any altering. But obviously I'd give him some canon-divergence anyway. Not everything about Karl is perfect, but I can see him being a good father.

Writing Vincent or Lester as the father instead of Bo.

This idea would be easy to do since I already write Bo as the father figure in my primary drabbles, but I've often wondered what it would be like to change it up a bit. Either Vincent or Lester would make good father figures. It kind of just depends on future plot that is used.

I need a little bit more time to think of other Dead by Daylight characters who would make good fathers, because I'm actually struggling a bit with it. But other than that, thank you for taking the time to read my notes! I don't know what the future holds, but I'm hoping that one day, all these characters and ideas will be part of it.

[zombiigrll]

LONELY ⋆｡°✩ carl grimes x reader .ᐟ WORD COUNT .ᐟ ⭑ 1061 ꩜ .ᐟ WARNINGS ⭑ angst to fluff, swearing, depressed/traumatized reader, reader is glenn and maggies adoptive child, intended lowercase, the walking dead 7x1 spoilers, death mentions, lack of eating, suicidal thoughts, use of y/n .ᐟ A/N .ᐟ ⭑ hi! this is my first time writing and posting anything on tumblr so im sorry if its not the best </3 ive never really done oneshots before either so i dont really know what im doing LMAO hope you still enjoy!

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it was supposed to be an easy run. get maggie to the hilltop and get her help, that's all it was supposed to be. but, of course, nothing could ever be that easy. not for you. the last thing you expected to see, however, was your father-figure getting his skull beaten in, and almost having to witness your boyfriend getting his arm chopped off. you were distressed. you couldn't function properly. you had already lost your family once before at the beginning of the outbreak, and all of those same feelings came back after losing glenn. he had been there for you since the start, saving you from dying with your family. and now he was gone and there was nothing you could do.

you had fallen into a deep depression, similar to the one you had before. you locked yourself in your room, not eating, not drinking, occasionally getting up to use the restroom, but other than that, you were bedridden. you hadn't even changed your clothes from that night. the clothes that were stained in glenns blood. hell, even his blood remained dried across your face. you felt as lonely as ever, but at the same time, you knew you weren't. because every single day you heard knocks at your door. it was carl.

"y/n, please. just open the door. i can help you." he desperately spoke from the other side of the door.

you felt like shit for making him continue to come to your door everyday just for you to stubbornly remain in your room, but it felt like nothing mattered anyways. eventually, he'd give up, right? that's what you thought. "go away." you mumbled just loud enough for him to hear. "just open the door. please." he begged again. he understood your struggles. he was aware of why you were acting this way, and he couldn't blame you. he knew how it felt to lose family members and people close to him. unfortunately enough for him, you stayed where you were, not opening the door for him yet again. but after almost a week had passed, he began getting more worried. he begged at your door for you to open it, he tried opening it himself but you had locked the door, blocking it as well so no one could enter. you didn't care. you were isolating yourself, barely sleeping. the only times you slept were when you cried so hard you fell asleep. you felt miserable. you were giving up on everything, hoping one day it'd all just end and you wouldn't have to worry anymore. you wouldn't have to worry about anyone else dying, because you'd be with them. no more funerals, no more fighting for your life... you laid awake on your bed, tears silently falling from your eyes as you stared blankly at your ceiling, those terrible thoughts swirling through your brain. but this night was different. you had opened your window, which carl took as the perfect opportunity. he was tired of not being able to help you due to your stubbornness, so he decided to crawl through your window. *thump!*

you quickly jolted up at the sound, staring at carl who was slowly sitting back up after not-so-gracefully falling into your room. he grabbed his hat and placed it back on top of his head before looking over at you. you stared at him with tears glazing over your eyes, your face scrunching up as you brought a hand to your mouth. "i..." you were speechless. your emotions got the better of you and you began sobbing. he quickly walked over to you, cupping your face with his hands as he looked down at you sympathetically. "don't cry..." he softly spoke, but his eyes quickly noticed the dried blood that was still on your face. "y/n..." "i-i'm s.. sorry." you sobbed, averting your eyes as you crossed your arms around your waist. he shook his head as he softly acknowledged your beat-up appearance, moving your arms from covering your waist as he pulled you in for a big hug. "don't be sorry."

you quickly returned the hug, squeezing him tightly as you sobbed into his chest. he broke from the hug, looking back down at you and your bloodstained clothes. "let's go get you cleaned up, yeah?"

you silently nodded. he helped you stand up and you almost fell over, but he quickly caught you. "...let's get you something to eat, too." ... the two of your were now in the bathroom. he helped you sit down on the seat of the toilet before grabbing a rag, getting it wet before walking back over to you. "this is gonna be really cold." he smiled warmly, slowly bringing the rag up to your face and wiping the blood off. you flinched slightly at the touch. as he's cleaning your face, his face turns a bit perplexed. "why... why didn't you open the door?"

you avert your eyes to the ground as you begin messing with your hands. "i just wanted to be alone, i don't know." carl looks at you with a bit of a somber gaze before continuing to clean you up. "i'm sorry for breaking in. i was worried about you. just... please, don't do that again. if you ever need help, i'm here. you know that, right?" "i know..." you looked up at him. "i didn't want you to see me like this. i..." you began tearing up again as you spoke. he quickly sets the rag down and puts both his hands on your cheeks, using his thumbs to wipe away your tears. "i know, i know. it's okay." shortly after, he pulled you in for a quick kiss, his hands remaining on your face as he pulled away. he uses one of his hands to wipe away the stray strands of hair over your face, tucking them behind your ear. "you're so pretty. you know that, right?" he smiled warmly. "i love you." you laughed with a smile, a tear rolling down your cheek. "i love you, too." "let's go get you some new clothes, okay? and some food. i'll make you whatever you want." carl asks, grabbing both your hands. you nod, standing up in sync with him as you followed him back to the room. god, you were so lucky to have him. ─────────────────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────────────────────

[yoyowrites]

Au where shen jiu is an assassin/murderer and binghe grew up in hua hua palace.

After Binghe's adoptive mother died, the old palace master found him and took him in. At first, he's treated very well. Binghe is excited to have family, to be safe, to be free. Then, he notices he's actually very restricted. Everywhere he goes there's someone. When he was younger, he considered it wonderful to have friends and family but he soon found out they weren't friends. They were spies. His every move was being monitored. His real situation really hit him when he tried to leave.

He wasn't trying to leave for ever. It'd been about eight months since he'd been brought to huan hua palace and he's been missing her. He wanted to visit her grave, tell her how he'd been, and see if any of her things were still in tact. Yet, he barely made it pass the gates when other disciples stopped him. They dragged him to his room and he wasn't allowed to leave for days. When the old palace master returned, binghe tried to explain what happened thinking he'd be on Binghe's side. He was met with lies.

The old palace master explained that it was for his own good. How binghe just needed to stay there and listen. How he should never leave.

Binghe had made one 'friend' after that. A slightly older girl who seemed to take him under her wing. He shared his thoughts and worries with her. One day he mentions how he wants to try leaving. he just wants to be outside, how he missed his home.

The next day, he was imprisoned in his room again. There were guards in front of it that refused to speak to him. When the old palace master visited him, binghe knew what happened.

After that, binghe noticed how he was truly alone. No one ever actually talked to him. They didn't share anything about themselves. They were only collecting information on him.

He became closed off. He still played the part of kind, sweet, naive disciple but he never truly opened up again.

Years later, when binghe is a few months shy of fifteen, he hears rumours about this thief and murderer that has been targeting cultivators. Said murderer had been rumoured to be spotted near huan hua palace. Everyone was whispering how he'd attack them next. Then, binghe made a plan. He needed out.

So binghe plans to stage the murder of the old palace master. However, the real thief shows up and sees binghe. While binghe is strong, he's still young. The murdered captures binghe but doesn't kill him. Instead, he lets him escape. Binghe wasn't sure what to do but follow the murderer (who's name he learns is shen jiu).

Shen jiu wasn't killing to kill. He just needed cash and cultivators tended to hoard so he helped himself. Sometimes cultivators were in the way of his treasure and he needed to not leave evidence. He never leaves evidence.

So what was this ... tall child doing. Shen jiu isn't sure why he didn't kill him, much less kept him around but now he's keeping binghe with him. Mostly because he isn't sure what to do with him Or it was like that until they reached the next town over.

Shen jiu starts to notice that binghe is the luckiest unlucky person he knows. The only room available in the in they can stay at is near a forest that is infested with demons but their room is the only one that doesn't get attacked. Shen jiu chucks it up to luck

then, they're forced to travel through that same forest. shen jiu allows lou binghe to cling to him and sees that nothing serious tries to attack them.

shen jiu decides to keep binghe around. they grow pretty close. he even teaches lbh easy pick pocketing and disarming techniques, though he refuses to allow lbh to kill anyone again. if asked, shen jiu would deny it but a soft spot was rapidly growing.

they had been companions for around a year when lbh's demonic heritage was revealed. for one reason or another, shen jiu decides to push him in to the abyss. it hits him harder than he expected but its for the best. lbh is a demon, demons should be with their own kind. the reason lbh is so odd is probably from being around humans his whole life. shen jiu decides he must move on. life doesn't stop.

lou binghe spends his years in the abyss planning how he would confront sj. he would also prove himself to still be useful because that must be why he was abandoned. even if sj doesn't want to, he'd never be rid of lbh again. years later, he emerged and started searching for his dear shen jiu

TLDR:

Binghe murders old palace master and is on the run, sj helps hide him. Sj keeping binghe around like a rabbits foot until he finds out lbh is a demon. He throws binghe into the abyss and binghe returns for him.

[thermitetermite]

I return from the grave for one night only to post a Helluva Boss AU. Enjoy my delulu AU about a Christmas tree capitalist clown spider demon and his adopted cyborg clown son.

Also there is swearing and mentions of Fizzaroli's accident.

Mammon being a half decent step-dad AU

Mammon hears about Fizz much earlier though the grapevine (Paimon complaining to all royal demons about how his son got rid of all their shit bc of some clown kid)

Interested, he attends a show in disguise.

He finds that Fizz is good. Like, really good! Dollar signs start popping up in his head. Also the little bugger kind of reminds him of himself.

Immediately asks to buy Fizz from Cash Buckzo. He refuses at first because Fizz is his star but with strong negotiating tactics (money and threats) he caves.

Fizz is nervous about leaving his only home behind but is excited to be "adopted" by Mammon! His hero!

It's giving bought by One Direction vibes

At first Mammon was planning to just train him to be a child actor/clown, give him a TV show and pawn him off to someone to actually raise full-time. He wanted to be the convenient step-dad, not a full time parent!

That changed after the first couple nights with Fizz living in his mansion.

It started with Fizz handing him a red balloon horse.

"Alright, not bad kid, but can ya make a balloon unicorn?"

Fizz ran off to attempt to make it. That'll keep him busy for a few hours, guess that meant he could make some calls and... He was back already with the completed unicorn.

"Give me another!"

"Uh, alright ya little bugger, why dontcha make a Quevie?"

This back and forth happened for the next few hours, with Mammon judging the balloon animal, giving a few pointers when he messed up, and Fizz making the next animal he asked for.

Damn, this parenting shit is easy.

It eventually got so late that Fizz fell asleep on the couch trying to complete a kangaroo.

Sighing, Mammon picked Fizz up and carried him to the bedroom he hired someone to decorate. He tucked him into bed and finally after an entire day was able to make a call.

However, the first call he made wasn't to the networking company or his broadcasting station. Instead, it was to Lucifer, his self proclaimed best friend and a successful parent.

"What is it Mammon? Do you have any idea how late it is?"

"Yeah, yeah. I just had a quick question for ya. What do children eat? Cereal? Oats? Ice cream?"

Needless to say, Lucifer had a long talk with Mammon about how to raise a kid, stating it'd be hard work.

After hanging up and going to bed, Mammon had only one thought on his mind. To raise this kid better than any of the other Sins could. His boy would be talk of the town and the best clown in all of Hell.

That first week of parenting went about as well as you'd expect.

Mammon had the approach of being "The fun step-dad" which included eating candy for every meal, teaching him swear words and showing him how to do all the tricks he thought a capable child could do.

(These tricks may or may not have included tax evasion and driving)

Speaking of, Mammon insisted on bringing Fizzaroli everywhere. Including work.

"Mammon, sir, I'm sorry for filing the paperwork for the expansion of LooLoo Land wrong- is that a child?"

"Yeah, this is my boy. Look attem. Ain't he talented!" Cue Fizz hanging off one of his arms. "Whatdya think Fizzie? Should we keep or fire him?"

"Fire!"

"You heard the boy! Off withya, ya bloody cunt!"

"Bloody cunt!"

Mammon would belly laugh whenever Fizzaroli would copy his swearing or accent. When is children swearing NOT funny?

Mammon's definitely the type to have tons of pictures in his wallet of his kid. Fizzaroli does get a TV show, lots of interviews and the spotlight often but whenever someone asks Mammon about him he immediately opens the photo wallet.

(He would kill anyone who even touched it)

Of course he still has some of the Mammon-ness we know, bribing and pushing Fizz to do shows, acts, commercials and more, causing Fizz to start getting overwhelmed.

Then one day Fizz's accident happened (it's a canon event)

Mammon practically broke down Belphagor's door when he got the news Fizz was hurt, demanding his boy get the best treatment in Hell.

Mammon didn't sleep for the entire time Fizz was in that hospital bed, sitting beside him for days at a time just thinking about how he nearly lost him. He couldn't lose him.

When Fizz woke up/was stable, Mammon was there during his emotional moments. When Fizz asked if Mammon would replace him he scoffed.

"Fizzie, why would I replace you? You're in recovery right now. A break. Yer fans are dying to see that Fizzie face when you get outta here. You're more popular and more in demand than ever. You do the recoverin and I'll show you the huge profit we return."

Mammon to English translation: It's stupid to think I'll leave. You'll be able to return to the stage, I'll make sure of it. You'll get better and I'll be here with you.

Fizz eventually recovered but needed limbs so Mammon sent a request (demand) to the best mechanic in Hell, Asmodeus. If anyone could make limbs for his boy it'd be that rooster fuck.

Of course just because Mammon had faith in him didn't mean he wasn't picky in what he delivered.

"Can ya loop your arm like a bendy straw?"

"Uh, no."

"Then it's not good enough for you!"

Mammon practically sent Asmodeus a list of limb adjustments and upgrades that needed to be done every other week. All other times he had Fizzie trying all these different therapies, practicing with his limbs, and occasionally try doing a trick. (Not clown car driving after last time). Eventually he was mostly satisfied with the work and to celebrate "Ozzie not *HONK*-ing up" he started teaching Fizz how to play the guitar.

Cue a bit of a time skip of say 7 years.

Fizz has his hands in nearly every facet of entertainment. News, sports, cooking competitions (which he surprisingly sucked at), and of course comedy. Fizz didn't want to say it but doing so much had him tired, stressed, and anxious. He was doing this for Mammon, the person who gave him everything. He couldn't just let him down. He'd seen what happened to those that failed him. All those people who got fired for mistakes they made. He couldn't fail.

At the same time Mammon wants to get into the robot doll industry. Not sex dolls because he can't stand the thought of his (boy) brand being sold like that. Instead personal assistance robots that have all the features. It can make coffee, teach you yoga, be a parent, etc. but of course he needs the mechanical help of Asmodeus again.

Once again Fizz is taking trips to Lust to oversee the production of the robots. After 2 years of this the robots are completed (a huge financial success) and Fizz asks Mammon if he can stay with Ozzie.

Mammon is surprised but ok with it as long as he visits and does a show every now and again. Especially guest judging the Clown Pageant.

He doesn't realize Fizz and Oz have a thing until the Clown Pageant (his final one in canon)

Once it comes out, oh boy, Mammon goes full demon mode. Shit gets ugly. Mammon goes on his normal rant (minus the "raised you like the son I didn't want" part) and Fizz, unwaivering because he's seen this a million times, retorts back with all the anxiety Mammon caused. The acting and shows. How it weighed on him. How he was so scared of fucking something up and getting kicked out.

"I'd never kick you out! You're the crown jewel of my empire! My runt turned pick of the litta! I made you in my image! If I pushed you hard it was because you could be better! I raised you! You've got my training in your back pocket so I knew you could be a better clown than I ever was! All of this was for you!"

Eventually Mammon breaks down and asks why Asmodeus. He's worried about their relationship considering he's known Asmodeus since the beginning of hell.

"Why do you need to date him when you have my empire! If you need money, we have it! If you need companionship, we can buy it! If you need power we have that too! We built this empire! Your talent brought in a fortune and you've seen how to run the business! If you need your own power or your own space you can have it!"

"I'm not with him for any of those things! I know I have everything else here! But I love him Mammon! He takes care of me. He's kind, sweet, handsome, and supports me even on my roughest days. I love him."

"...he makes you feel safe?"

"Yes."

"He treats you good?"

"He treats me amazingly."

"You love him?"

"With all my heart."

"...ok."

"Ok?"

"I... Respect your decision. I'm going to make it about me but please bear with me. I know I haven't been the best at raising you. I can be overbearing. And clingy. And I pushed you to do a lot of things that were hard or uncomfortable or er... greedy. I haven't been the best influence on your life but I did my best and if I had to I'd do it all over again."

"Mam..."

"Up up up, let me finish ya little shit. You know I have a hard time letting go of things. And I was kidding myself when I thought I'd have ya forever. I forgot how fast ya implings grow up. I thought I could keep ya safe and smilin but I couldn't even do that right. The second most painful thing I experienced in my life was gettin kicked from heaven. The most was seein you in that hospital bed. I've been smotherin ya since. Yer my boy and I wanted better for ya. Thought I could protect ya if I pushed harder. Taught ya more. Did more shit with ya. But in the end you were always gonna have ta leave ta find a life of yer own.

Mammon paused, taking a familiar but heavily deflated remnant of a red horse balloon from under his hat

"I'm at least glad ya took somethin after me. Yer greedy like me and ya landed the best bachelor Hell has ta offer. I... I don't want to let ya go but... Ya need to do this. Live yer life kid, and live it better than me."

The fucking stadium was in tears (me too tbh)

Before Fizz could say anything (he was choking on his words) Mammon extended a card with his sigil on it.

"Remember I'm always here. Please... Call me if ya need me."

Fizz wrapped his robotic limbs around Mammon, bringing him in for a tight hug.

"I love you, Dad."

Mammon cried on that stage, hugging the son he always wanted.

[i-cant-stop-fandoming-help]

Bored so. Dra characters and if i think theyd be shit parents or not. (Not including people who are canonically parents)

I will reblog this with the sdra2 characters and what i think theyd be like as parents.

Mitch: he'd be an absent father

Kiyoka: i mean. She'd probably do decently enough. She wouldnt be perfect but she wouldnt be awful, either.

Kizuna: it really depends!! If shes a single mother, i think she'd really struggle with it. Both of her parents were bad, but still in her life, and as a single mother... i think she may unintentionally be bad. BUT!!! If she has a good partner, i think she, like kiyoka, could be a decent mother. I think she'd also definitely need to get some sort of therapy before being a mother, just so she can unlearn things that minako taught her.

Ayame: she'd definitely be a good mother! She'd make sure her child has a good balance between everything. 25/25/25/25 for games, excersize, schoolwork, and anything else. She would care a lot.

Kakeru: probably a good dad. I think he'd adopt kids, maybe teenagers, and try his best to make sure theyre happy as can be.

Kanata: like kakeru, i think she'd be adopting. And i think she'd be a good mom. After the good ando and his wife did for her, by adopting her and raising her with care and love, she'd want to do the same for other children out there.

Kinji: part of me is tempted not to include him because of the orphans.... hes actually their dad now. He was willing to kill to keep them safe so... hes at least decent. At most hes a great parent.

Haruhiko: probably decent. Not the best, not the worst.

Satsuki: i mean... i dunno she feels a bit complicated. She was raised in a large family. Her parents basically saw her as something else to help them profit, as they probably did with all of their kids. Almost all of her siblings saw her as competition instead of family. Keisuke was basically acting as her father, because neither of their parents did a proper job raising her. I think she'd have to realize how wrong all of this was before having her own kids-- only then do i think she'd be better than decent. Also i think it'd be best if she only had 2-3 kids because we are NOT repeating what her mother did. 21 KIDS???? JESUS CHRIST

Yamato: from the sounds of everything, Hanzo did a good job raising him. Because of his strong sense of morality, i think he'd be a good father. Not great, but not just decent, either. I think he'd help his kid with a lot of things, but possibly, unintentionally, make his kid worry about living up to expectations.

Mikako: i think she'd be a very caring mother. Not overprotective or a "they can do no wrong!" mother, but she'd care for her kids as if her life depends on it. I think, if there were ever a possibility of her finding out what kokoro did to her, it'd mess her up a bit and she'd worry more about failing as a mother.

Utsuro: ........would he even be present? I dont know. I dont think he'd even want to be a father.

Akane: its easy to imagine her as a mother, but shes gone through hell and back and she's experienced lots of poor treatment. She didnt really have a mother for a lot of her life, because her mother died when she was still young. She never knew her father. I dont think she really had any good parental figures in her life, other than the possibility of another maid or two caring for her when she was just starting out and when she grew up. But so many people have harmed her that... i think she'd be scared of having a child. I think she wouldn't want to bring a child into the world, knowing they could suffer the same hell she did. Knowing how cruel the world is. So, i dont know if she'd be a good or bad mom. I don't think she'd want kids.

Teruya: kojiro set a good example for him! He'd probably be a good/great dad! Bbbbbut theres a chance his kid could end up being terrified at the idea of being the heir to otorimart.

Tsurugi: SHIT FATHER!!! Maybe in a happier timeline, he would be decent. Maybe if given the time to escape the beliefs that his father placed on him, he would be decent. But if we go by the tsurugi seen in sdra2... i just dont think he'd be a good father at all.

Rei: AMAZING MOTHER. LISTEN TO ME. She's smart. She knows that what she experienced as a child was wrong. She would not want her own child to feel as unloved as she did. She was abandoned and had to fend for herself on the streets while she was still young. She would be hesitant on having a child, but she'd be an amazing mom to any offspring she has. I actually have written a fic with her as a mom! it's uh. for the fankidronpa i'm helping write. Here's the link. (it's going to be released in parts bit by bit as the fankidronpa itself actually releases, to expand on a character more :3)

Keisuke: i said it in satsukis portion, but he practically raised her. She was practically his daughter. (Meaning he likely experienced parentification of some sort which is a topic for another time.) But I think he'd actually do pretty good! At least... that's regarding DRA keisuke. SDRA2 Keisuke would not do as well, probably. He'd be decent, still, but after beginning to follow the same beliefs that Tsurugi follows... I don't know how to explain it, but I think he'd fail a bit in certain areas.

Ryutaro and Midori: Honestly? I don't know, with these two. But... I think they'd have to adopt. If they wanted children at all, I think they'd have no choice but to adopt. Why am i including them together?........ Listen they're the only ship i'm going to include in this post. They're their own people away from the ship, yes, but i think it'd be the same either way. The only difference is that I think ryutaro might not want children, and Midori would be worried about adopting a child at all due to the fear that she could die from any sickness at any random time.

Anyways it's 2:08 AM and I am your locally insane dra fan.

[ymirfritzistrolling]

I'M THINKING SERIES?? (js me thinking not my attachment issues lol)

and m thinking jjk normal au series!!

PART 1 - THE CLUB

The bell rang, disturbing his sleep along with the rinses of sunshine hitting his face. Que to the weekend made all students rush up their feet out of the school. The cold day ended with snow in Tokyo, a storm approaching had all the students -and teachers- on the edge with the hopes of school closing the next week.

That never really changed anything at all, as Megumi grabbed his bag and coat and made his way to their club room. "Jujutsu Fighting Techniques" As if it wasn't surprising enough that the school allowed a fighting club take place for after school activities and not go to any sort of competitions, Megumi's "step dad" was the one teaching the class.

He opened the club door to see all the students already in place, waiting for Gojo and him. He threw hig bag on the back of the class and sat down.

"Ya Megumi, didn't you hear the news?"

The pink haired boy yelled, making his twin annoyed.

"I can't believe how my own voice irritates me this much just because you're the one speaking."

Their bickering grew as the loud noises in the school slowly went off with all the students leaving already. The tall twin said something about how stupid Itadori was and why he was the one living with their dad when Sukuns got to live with their mom.

The 2nd graders were gossiping about some teacher who had gone mad through the day. The foreign student from America with slightly darker skin layed nearby them. With his sigh the reason entered: Gojo Satoru. A family frend of his real dad's family-not his dad's, but his dad's family's- who had adopted him due to his father's money and drinking issues. Not everyone is cut for a father's cloth.

Gojo greeted them, telling some random things about the weather being cold and him not wanting to do this blah blah. He then made them go down to the gymnasium to do practice matches because quote - unquote he was too lazy to be teaching em the new shit.

They all followed him down, changing to their uniforms and match each other. As the evening went long, they were finally finished after lots of rounds.

When they were all done and bout to leave, they heard their teacher calling out for them.

"Oh and, a new student's coming. She's a 1st grader, heard she's Russian but came from Europe somewhere. Go easy on her on Monday, principal says we don't have enough activities to qualify as a group so we're gonna be making a show at the competitions this winter-break. We need more people in the club. Off ya go now!!"

The others went on their way as Megumi walked along with Gojo, getting in his car.

"You know who she is don't you? You wouldn't care about some new exchange girl."

He uttered as he fastened his seatbelt. Gojo laughed at his question.

"She's my niece."

Megumi furrowed his brows.

"I thought you were an only child.."

"I am, her dad is my mom's sneaky link. That's why she's from Russia. They ran off to there in order to get away from my dad."

"Dropped some lore there, Gojo."

Megumi said, rolling his eyes at the over-detailed explanation. He rested his arm on the window while Gojo started the car and drove home.

There'll be 5 of them in the house now..

Maybe it'd be good for me, Megumi thought. At least my dogs wouldn't be the only things with me when Gojo leaves for those stupid ass business trips.

He sighed off the thoughts. What kind of a person could she be anyway...

part two

[majorasnightmare]

throwing 10, 74, and 89 back at Dirge >:)

uses dirge like a riot shield so all three hit him square in the back like arrows shot from a mongolian steppe archer

10. What was your Tav like as a child?

Dirge came into existence as a toddler old enough to walk, so he didn't have any oppurtunities to emotionally bond with his adopted family as a baby, since he technically never WAS one. Despite this, as a child, Dirge was VERY clingy to his adopted family. He was quiet, with a tendency to stare, and to hide behind his parents, and tended to cry when stressed (which happened often). After the awakening of his Urges and the death of his adopted family, Dirge made his way to the temple of Bhaal, where he continued to be an easily stressed crybaby. Instead of clinging to his parents, he clung to Orin instead, and happily trailed behind her wherever she went, doing whatever she wanted to do and playing whatever games she felt like playing. More talkative, and more mischevous, Dirge stayed clingy and stranger avoidant for years until indoctrination pulled him out of his shell and hardened his emotions.

Overall he was a very gentle and cute child, the kind often carried by their parents when going out places, and the kind who typically have an emotional support plushy they drag everywhere with them. He was a biiiiiig softie, and incredibly trusting with his loved ones, sometimes to the point of gullibility. Its extremely easy for older siblings to convince baby Dirge to do stupid or dangerous things as a prank, even repeatedly. He just likes hanging out with them and he'll keep getting into trouble.

74. What do they do at Gortash' coronation?

Get dragged for filth have a very nice time!

Dirge asks to have some time to talk to Gortash on his own, because Gortash is clearly familiar with him. Dirge goes through most of the coronation by himself, where Gortash drops the bombshell that they used to be steadfast allies and more and that they hatched and achieved the Absolute plot together, and after making a noncommital gesture of truce, the rest of the party makes their way to the coronation hall to confront the both of them, Wyll trying to talk sense into his father, and Karlach blowing up at Gortash AND Dirge.

Receiving yet ANOTHER backstory bombshell hot on the heels of the Bhaalspawn reveal, now personally responsible for most every godawful traumatic event thats befallen his loved ones over the past several months (including the ego destroying soul annhilating brain parasite theyre all saddled with) and being once again held at arms length for godawful crimes he has no recollection of comitting, Dirge's mental health takes a huge nosedive and he near completely clams up and locks down as he becomes increasingly convinced his current self offers little to nothing of value or worth, and that only the person he used to be has the knowledge, power, and capabilities to meaningfully protect the people he loves from himself, as he is continuously faced with evidence that hes the greatest danger to his loved ones and that danger cannot be mitigated or alleviated by his own desires, will, or actions.

So it goes really good 👍

89. Does your Tav side with the Emperor or do they free Orpheus? Do they become Illithid to use the Nether Stones or does one of their companions do it? Do they give the Nether Stones to the Emperor/Orpheus?

Dirge promised Lae'zel he'd free Orpheus, and there is no force on earth that will keep him from fulfilling a promise to a friend.

I'm honestly of two minds because HONESTLYYY I think it'd be both feasible AND in character for Dirge to free Orpheus and force the Emperor to work alongside them both towards a shared goal of defeating the Absolute, Dirge is routinely illithid-neutral to positive, and his relationship with the Emperor only breaks down when confronting the Emperor's lies, and Dirge also regularly supports both Lae'zel and Voss's fight for githyanki freedom from Vlaakith. I definitely think theres both an argument to be made for the two to work together, and also that Dirge has both the charisma to propose it and the iron will to enforce it.

As it is, in game, Dirge frees Orpheus (and thus has to merc Emps. no tears were shed) and then convinces Orpheus to become illithid (his reasoning is that if anyone has the capability to resist becoming part of an elder's hive mind, the safest option is the guy who literally has the ability to disrupt hive mind communications. the threat of future illithid enslavement is otherwise too great a risk for Dirge to be comfortable with *anyone* going full ceremorphosis).

And then because he himself is tadpoled, and thus ALWAYS at risk of being enthralled if the Absolute ever wiggles free, Dirge makes the heartrending choice to NOT take control of the Absolute and makes it kill itself. TRAGIC!!!

[lost-girl-2021]

I'm curious, how was the Sully family's reaction and view of your departure?

I'm guessing you mean the Sully's reaction to Spider getting taken in the Adopted Spider AU I had, but if it's something else, please lmk!

Kiri

I think Kiri's reaction would be pretty much the same, maybe a bit more intense.

Like, screaming/crying for her brother, begging her parents to go after him.

Neteyam

Since Neteyam is already all Oldest Child Burdened, I think he'd probably take the blame Spider's capture, even though it wasn't his fault at all.

As a result, I think he'd be overprotective of his (remaining) siblings and anxious whenever they do anything/dissapear for a couple hours.

Lo'ak

I think Lo'ak would want to go after them immediately. Like, once he realizes they've taken his brother, he's already calling for his Ikran and getting ready to go.

He's already a Fight First, Talk Later type of person by nature, so it'd be hard to come up with a plan to get to Spider. And he'd definitely want to be one of the people leading the charge, even if he's denied everytime he brings it up.

Tuk

Tuk would probably be confused at first. Where's Spider? Why'd you let them take him? Is he coming back?

Leaving to seek Uturu makes her think they're also leaving Spider. In the week or so leading up to their move, she'd been leaving trinkets and snacks in all of Spider's hiding spots, waiting there for when he came back. Except, he didn't. And then, they left.

Neytiri

I kinda touched base on this in one of my other posts, but she'd be devastated. In the AU, her and Spider are pretty close. I feel like he'd be a tactile kid and I think Neytiri would be very worried about him, maybe more than her other children. Because, while Spider is strong and smart and quick on his feet, one wrong move and he's suffocating. She barely liked to let him out of her sight when he was younger, only in the past few years allowing him to go out with his siblings. And now? She regrets ever leaving him alone.

I think she'd be pissed off when he's taken. Like, near-crazy with grief, wanting to get him back ASAP. She's torn between comforting her other children and trying to come up with a plan to get her human son back.

Jake

I think Jake would be angry more than anything else. He's pissed that not only did they somehow bring Quaritch back to life, but that monster also took one of his children from him.

He wants to fly after the ship, wants to track the recoms down and kill all of them. But, he also has the rest of his family to think about. And he can't lose anymore children.

He's still the one who suggests they leave. He doesn't want to, but he can't be a leader and a father and a warrior all at the same time. He doesn't tell anyone, but he initially plans to settle his family in with the Metkayina an then leave. Go find Spider, save him or die trying.

He doesn't leave, mostly because it's not as easy to settle in as they originally thought and his family is only operating at, like, 50% because they're so devastated. He's torn up about it, but he talks to the lab guys frequently as they all try to find news of Spider. Find out if he's okay, if he's still . . . alive.

[rmorde]

Okay. Let me just toss this out.

A romcom-ish melodrama featuring Gojo Satoru who fell in love with a man he ran over with his car.

The man he ran over with his car is Toji Fushiguro who was trying to kill Gojo Satoru's cute adopted daughter Gojo Riko.

Gojo Riko used to be an Amanai until Satoru's parents bought her as a bride for their son. As soon as Satoru learned about this, he convinced Geto Suguru to marry him and be his "fake" husband "and" adopt Riko while screwing over his parents.

Gojo Suguru, former Geto, is in love with Satoru. So much so that he went along with the "fake" marriage. The problem is he thinks Satoru only thought of them as best friends and that the marriage proposal is all just for Riko's sake. No, it was not. He is crushing and pining after his husband but can't spit it out for the sake of ~friendship~

However, Gojo Satoru was damn serious about the marriage. He has been in love with Suguru for so long and has given so many hints since high school. He even confessed three times already!

Satoru offering his hand in marriage to Suguru is a last ditch effort to express that he loves him romantically. When Suguru accepted, he was over the moon... until Suguru points out how much of a great idea it was to save Riko. Through their marriage, they can adopt her without avoid any legal troubles from her being bought as a child bride. Suguru is a dense idiot.

To say that Satoru was devastated that he bound himself and Suguru in an unrequited romantic love marriage is an understatement. Shoko had to watch Satoru binge eat sweets after sweets in hysteria at his totally platonic marriage. She also bore witness as he swore off from romantic love forever and dedicated his life to helping children like Riko.

Obviously, it didn't stick.

So, going back. Satoru run over Toji who was trying to kill Riko. He nursed the man back to health in their home. Look, Satoru got into his depressing platonic marriage in the name of avoiding legal troubles. Naturally, he'd like to keep it that way for his family. Besides, Riko has gone overseas to Hawaii for a school exchange program. This shouldn't be a problem.

Toji, upon learning that his target is away for a long while, thought this is a golden opportunity. If he manages to seduce Satoru before Riko comes back, it'd be easy for him to kill his target and maybe he'd get the man as a rich husband too. If he becomes a Gojo, he would be able to retire as a hitman, piss off his estranged clan, and offer a better life for his children.

So, under the same roof, a weird love triangle starts.

Satoru is trying to rebound from Suguru's rejection and maintain a life of sexual abstinence. If Suguru doesn't get it, no one will!!! But the "amnesiac" man he ran over (aka Toji) is making it so fucking hard.

Suguru is stuck because how the fuck do you confess to your husband that you love him romantically when they married for platonic and honorable purposes Dumb idiot, IT WAS YOUR FAULT! Also, the man Satoru is helping does not seem to be as harmless as he presents himself to be. He is dangerous. He must protect his family.

Toji is enjoying life. Satoru was easy to fluster and it's only a matter of time before he has him. The annoyance that is Suguru, the "husband", would be easy to eliminate. He just needs to be patient and tactical about this assignment and side job. Once he finishes this, then he can finally be at peace.

Then, shit hits the fan when Kenjaku comes in.

In this AU, Kenjaku is Suguru's twin. They were separated at birth. He doesn't like one bit that Suguru's living a "happy life" while his own got fucked over.

See, Kenjaku loves Itadori Sukuna. However, the man does not want anything to do with him. His ever loyal best friend-slash-body guard Urahime won't let him near him too.

So, Kenjaku settled with the next best thing which is Itadori Jin - the lesser twin who had just become a widow recently. Very convenient, isn't it? It was easy enough to seduce Jin into taking him as his second spouse. He just has to mimic Itadori Kaori's mannerisms. Show off the brood of children from the orphanage he took over and Kenjaku instantly has Jin wrapped around his finger.

Everything was going well, until that damned old man Wasuke learned how Kenjaku killed Kaori. Their fairy tale-like life fell apart after that.

His laboratory orphanage was burned down. He lost all his experiments children. He lost his toy husband. He didn't even get the satisfaction of killing that fucking old man.

Kenjaku seethed at having to survive being on the run while his precious brother is living the life he should have had.

So, he'd ruin it.

He conned Toji into assassinating the daughter, Riko, first. Unfortunately, the assassin is not all he claimed to be since he is too busy thinking with his dick in trying to get into his twin's husband's pants. Not that Kenjaku blames him. Suguru has good taste.

Since Toji was taking too long and him dilly dallying pisses Kenjaku off, he decided to take a more direct approach.

He would reveal himself as Suguru's twin, get his sympathy so he'd get into their house, somehow kill his twin and impersonate him, reveal Toji as an assassin, fuck Satoru, kill Riko, kill Satoru, and inherit all the riches of the Gojos AND FINALLY GET ITADORI SUKUNA!

Too busy with his evil plans, Kenjaku didn't notice that he is a hazard on the road. Suguru, driving on his way to work, realized that their "harmless" guest has finally fucked him over because his car has no breaks!

Anyway, the Gojos live in a secluded place on top of a hill. It's not too far from Tokyo, but that's not the point. The road to their home has a lot of cliffs. It was through one of these cliffs that Suguru drove himself off to when he tried and failed making a road kill out of Kenjaku.

Both men were presumed dead They were not! which kinda ends this SatoSugu Not!Fake Marriage Arc. Their bodies assumed to have been burned away after the car exploded. Actually they got isekai-d and is on an entirely different quest to get back home Suguru wants to re-do the SatoSugu Arc!

So, Satoru becomes a devastated widow. Toji poised ready to catch and trap him... and he suffers!!!

Oh, it was not easy to get Satoru to love him. The man was too busy grieving. Buttering up to his friends was also difficult - especially the doctor Shoko and the secretary Ijichi. However, he is already gin too deep as an innocent "amnesiac" living with Satoru and he is slowly becoming his fake persona for real.

And thus, Toji switched tactics. He slowly "recover" his memories to deviate Satoru's attention back to him to distract him from his grief. He even uses his original target's, Riko, return home as the final catalyst - claiming that she looks like the son he accidentally forgot.

This is where TojiGo Arc officially kicks off, Toji slowly falling in love for real with Satoru as Satoru gets over Suguru is gone. They become each other's second love - healing each other despite the secrets between them because Toji doesn't want to admit being a killer while Satoru doesn't want to say that his first marriage was a sham.

However, thanks to Riko, they settled down together. That is after a road trip, a hunt, and a shot gun marriage to pay off debts.

Nevertheless, Toji becomes Satoru's second husband. He lives happily ever after with his amazing son, two lovely daughters, and pet snake (aka the worm inventory curse). ---> His client aka Kenjaku never followed up on his hit. Plus, Toji already started to think Riko as his daughter too. Like hell he is killing her.

Toji sincerely hopes that his departed wife Haruko understands and approves of his choices.

But... all good things unfortunately have to to end for Toji as his past as a Zenin caught up with him.

TBC...

[csaventing]

all I can think about is how badly I wish it never happened. I wish he never touched me, never raped me, never trafficked me - I was four years old when it started and all I wanted was for my dad to love me. I just didn't know it'd be like that. I wish it wasn't like that, because I know now that's not love, but I didn't then. I wish I was normal and didn't have a panic attack just from hearing a certain kind of talk on TV. I wish my stepdad didn't intentionally trigger me whenever he felt like it and tried to frame it as "making sure I knew what was going on in the world". he has no idea about the things I've seen, done, and had done to me. I have had knives held to my throat. a gun to my head. my head held underwater until I was kicking and scratching. there is so much more that I have to keep locked inside because I'm so afraid the people I love will see me differently. I haven't even told anyone about the induced miscarriage. I can't. I can barely deal with the fact that one of those horrible men got me pregnant at 11, much less talk about it out loud. I just wish it never happened. I wish I had a normal, happy childhood - the one my mom gave me, who had primary custody. if my brother's mom never convinced my biological father to bring my mom to court to ask for 80/20 custody (his being 20%), it never would've happened. he didn't even want me when I was born. sometimes I think that's why he did all of this - to get back at me, the child he didn't want but was then stuck with. I would sob and beg to stay home whenever it was his weekend, but my mom didn't know what was happening, and I never told. I had to go because it was court-ordered, but I know why I threw those 'fits' now and it does kind of hurt that no one looked any deeper into it. I feel guilty about that, because my mom worked so hard to give me everything she could, and she really is my everything too. I don't blame her. She's the one that got me help when I started talking about my CoCSA trauma with her, even if it took a little while for her to understand why it upset me so deeply.

I have five siblings through him, and as far as I know, the ones that know him weren't abused like me, and for that I'm grateful. I truly am. my second youngest sister was born when I was 10, and my youngest brother is autistic and mostly non-verbal. neither of them wouldve been able to tell anyone what was happening. my older sister was adopted by her stepfather. our surprise younger brother never even met him - didn't even know who he was for fifteen years.

I'm glad it didn't happen to them, as far as I know. I know my older sister lived with him for a while, and I can only hope she was safe there. I can only hope my little sister didn't have to suffer the same pain I did. I was too scared, and I left when I was 12. he didn't pursue me, and I hate myself for it, but it hurt. after all those years, it was so easy for him to drop me. now I have to live with the consequences of his actions, and he gets to live as a free man (so long as he keeps jumping counties - they need to stop letting him out on his own recognizance). I haven't been free since I was four years old.

and I just wish it didn't have to happen to me to begin with.

(thank you so much for the safe space you provide here 💖)

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[littlesilentrebel]

Hi <333. I don't remember which account you know me by, but I'm the one who mainly talked to you about the "13+ reasons why Poseidon should (not) have adopted Thalia Grace" post, and this is my new account since I deleted the old one <3.

Anyway, I just saw your "Child of Amphitrite" post and I wanted to introduce you to my own "Child of Amphitrite" OC <3

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Name: Ophelia Alexandra.

Father: Doesn't deserve a name Diabolos Alexandra

Mother: Amphitrite, Queen of the Seas

Backstory: Ophelia Alexandra grew up to an obsessive father who only ever wanted to bring back her mother. He and Amphitrite had met when he was stranded at sea, a particularly nasty set of circumstances bringing him from a enjoying a normal fishing trip to literally near starving. Amphitrite noticed the lost sailor and decided that he would be a nice hook-up for her before sending him off back to land and so they had their one night stand. Only, Amphitrite was pregnant, which she never intended to become and only had one demigod child before this, and so she decided to leave little Ophelia with her father, not thinking much of it since she'd seen he was a good man during their encounter--being more annoyed at the general circumstances than anyone in particular during his stranding--and knew it'd be better for her half-nereid daughter to chose whether or not she wants to live her mortal life in the oceans or up on land. Unfortunately, Amphitrite never expected how parenthood would change the man nor how different he would become after their encounter.

And so Ophelia lived with her father right beside her in their little boat and shop but never truly knew who Diabolos Alexandra was. Even his friends stopped coming by their little shop, creeped out by how obsessive he was become in his search to find her mother again. He's even tried stranding himself with--and without--Ophelia multiple times in hopes to maybe lure Amphitrite back. Amphitrite never answered him, having not usually checked up on past flings and being busy as the Queen of the Seas. She did check up on Ophelia, though, and usually around her birthday when she gave her daughter up to Ophelia's father.

Unfortunately, that was the day Diabolos finally snapped and tried to sacrifice his own daughter, thinking that Amphitrite's rage will finally bring her back to him or that the goddess will be pleased at his brutality, mirroring that of the Ocean's. But Ophelia herself was having none of that. She was nearing 12 at the time and, honestly, being around the water all the time was making her sick, the lake was giving her the creeps, and she was starting to get lonely. So as soon as Diabolos grabbed his daughter and threw her overboard, pushing her face down and down, she grabbed his arm, kicked the boat, and threw him overboard with her. I won't go into details... but let's just say the dude died and the nymphs were both horrified and also really impressed because hell yeah dude!

Amphitrite was disgusted by Diabolos's behavior and made quick work of getting Ophelia and all her five things to the United States and to the Jackson Family Apartment, where her step-brother and step-sister lived (in this world, Percy has an older sister about 3-4 years older him and is 15 in the Lightning Thief. She, Penelope Jackson with absolutely no nicknames, and Ophelia get along immediately as they are the same age and have the same knowledge that their world extends beyond the "normal barriers.")

Powers:

Ophelia is Half-Nereid! And so her skin is extremely pale no matter how much sunlight she gets and she has gills! Unfortunately, they shrink with disuse but are really easy to cover up with jackets and sweatshirts which Ophelia wears religiously bc she is always cold and traumatized from having killed her own father

She can breath underwater and communicate with all types of sea animals. More than even Percy can because Poseidon controls more of the ocean-itself aspects while Amphitrite focuses on the animals within it!

There's not much else to her other than the night vision (that unfortunately comes with sensitivity/aversion to light & migraines) and extremely sharp teeth/claws that come with her being part nereid but trust me, those are absolutely cool too and she doesn't need flashy powers to be any less of a powerful Princess/Demigod.

And, Lastly, Fun Facts!

She doesn't really like killing... at all... which is why Penelope is there and they're best friends because Penelope will absolutely rock someone's shit without even having to ask.

Penelope + Percy are Princess/Princes of the Oceans themselves but Ophelia is regaled as higher than them by the Sea Creatures within it. So, basically that means the oceans listen to Percy + Penelope but the Creatures listen to Ophelia (although they can somewhat easily command, but more like ask, in the other's domain anyway)

Ophelia suffers from terrible migraines which are not helped by the fact that she had to learn how to write and read at 12/13 years old because all Diabolos taught her was how to obsessively fish, track, and hunt :)

Surprisingly, she loves fish and Percy is absolutely Offended(TM)

Absolutely no thoughts, head empty most of the time but luckily it's just in a neutral way. She doesn't need thoughts <3

Plays a variety of instruments because she learned the notes/how to read music as she was learning how to read (since Penelope was trying out in band + choir at the time to see what she liked [she eventually picks choir]) and plays a bunch of instruments to accompany her sister's solos and their school's performances. It's a running joke how the band teacher keeps trying to recruit her at the end of every performance but she finds the band intimidating and icky. They're loud and she likes the simple and straight-cutness of her learning on her own/with Penelope and then practicing every once in a while with the choir.

She has Major Anxiety and hates crowds because they're unpredictable--especially to her, having grown up Very Isolated--and loud.

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...Wow that's a lot of info. Sorry to barge in on you like this, especially having not interacted for a long time but I really hope you like my info dump that I totally got carried away with <3 /pos /gen

HOLY SHIT DUDE DID I MISS YOU

okokokokok-

firstly, we def need to talk more abt this world you have with percy and penelope bc theres so much there, secondly, i have a new side blog, @reefs-camp-blog, where i now do most of my pjo stuff, so we can chat there more too!

now: onto ophelia:

i love her. absolutely incredible, honestly i kinda forgot about the child of amphrotrite thing for a while, and im so glad its getting something!

if my dad was as shitty as hers, then yea id probably kill him too. i also imagine poseidon subtly assisting in his death bc i feel like he sees amphritrites kids as his (and vise versa), and no one fucks with his kids, he just didnt get the best chances to do so before

also with her physical appearance, maybe if the light hits her in a certain way, it looks like she made out of water

i dint really have many other thoughts on her, aside from, her and sliver should be besites (sliver is the other child of amphritrite i made in the original post here)

and also im truly so glad to see you back!!

[hungrydogs-if]

Hi i really like that IF and i actually have a question. Can we have more facts about Nur and Bassir we know one is secretary the other treasurer but nothing else is known like did they also got arrest, they ran away? Also will their be a possibility for MC to take down Vaz (whatever methods) like wouldn't Angel like to arrest a killer while MC will take the willing rival gang members under our protection/ownership? Keno is my New dad change my mind -sarah

sarah, my darling! i had to boot up my laptop to answer this because i have things to say.

let's start with nur and basir. these two are the only two protected by plot armor, so they will always be with you. at least in the beginning; they might choose to leave due to your choices later on. at least they can't die, yay!

now, nur got arrested, but she is perfect with her words and got off without much of an sentence, basically working loopholes and getting off with a slap of the wrist. she does own a legitimate business dealing in bookkeeping, so that helped her a lot. plus lies. she could talk a shark out of biting her in the middle of a chew. she will be your greatest ally, if you play your cards right, but your greatest enemy if you cross her. she'd make a frightening law enforcement officer, come to think of it. she's the most level-headed member of the hdmc for sure, which doesn't take a lot considering how much trauma all these peeps have stacked.

basir is... a character. the only reason he didn't get arrested was because he managed a distraction (the rest of the club going apeshit basically) and just bolted, and has been lying low ever since, working a normal job. he really doesn't pay much attention to 'right and wrong' on societal standards, so he jumps between being a gang member, to holding a normal job by forging qualifications, and gets right back to being a gang member. you know that pink gun gif/meme? that's basically basir in a nutshell, personality wise. funny how a bored bankers makes the best treasurers.

on the subject of angel/vaz arrests. you will be able to take down vaz, eventually, in the later gameplay, the method depending on you choices and which storyline you're following. before that, it wouldn't be that easy because there's no concrete proof that vaz has done anything illegal, only hearsay and circumstantial evidence. there's no paper trail, no cctv footage, and no willing (read also as: living) witnesses. angel did try to pursue it at first, when there were rumors and the former president of 'his' gang died but vaz (or the gang itself, as many say) has superior half of the san maro pd in his pocket, and angel would quickly be told not to pursue anything more. if they didn't have a young child to both protect and provide for, they'd very well continue their investigation in private, but they have no choice but to turn the other cheek. for now.

you will be able to either have vaz arrested, or outright kill him. the águilas rojas will be thankful either way, and it'd solidify a strong alliance between the two clubs. unless you choose to do something else entirely.

believe me, angel would like nothing more than to toss that cretin behind bars for the rest of his life, but the system they work for is crooked beyond salvation.

also keno is everyone's dad, draw up the adoption papers. he will do a little tappy-tap on your head with a book when you're acting up. what could anyone do, throw a punch? can't even reach his face lmao. fella just gonna pick you up like a toddler. i love big literary papa, he can take me to a matinee any day.