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Member here who was unfollowed. Do you allow members back?

for questions like this please send them via dm or off of anon! also, it depends on how soon you were unfollowed and why. the three unfollows posted today were due to lack of intros upon opening. for the current time being we're going to say no since there was no communication prior towards the 48hr timeframe. we'd like to maintain an active as can be dashboard especially this early on in the roleplay. in the future, it'll be considered but for now we'd like to keep activity moving + offer plenty of roles for future muns. i'm sorry and i hope you have a good rest of the week!

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Okay, so!

(for the people up here: x, exy, and pix are gonna be answering these)

✅ (Things the fandom gets right)

X: uhh, things the fandom gets right... definitely the "tired admin" thing. I never really organized too many things myself, but the paperwork was HORRIBLE and also you haven't lived until Grian calls you at 3am about him setting his house on fire again or something. Exy: For me, I'd say the fandom generally gets the whole "complicated brother relationship" and "absolute bitch sometimes" things right. Like yeah. For sure. Pix: I don't really interact with fandom too much [laugh], but I'd say the whole being a cryptid thing. Cryptidness? Is that a word? Yeah, whatever it is, I have definitely been assigned being a cryptid by the system.

❌ (Things the fandom gets wrong)

X: Bit of a personal annoyance for this one, but whenever people draw him or me or whatever skinny. I am not a twink. I have not met a single version of myself that is college student skinny like some of the fanart shows. That's Exy. Exy: Yeah, yeah. He's the buff one and I'm the beanpole. That's how it always goes. Also, me and Helsknight do not work together or worked together or whatever willingly. We tolerate each other. That is it. Sometimes it gets toxic as hell. Pix: Again, not really in the fandom [waves hand vaguely], but if anyone thinks I'm a dog person, I'm pouring sand into your socks. Do whatever you want with my source.

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Scattered AU Masterpost Part 2 [COMPLETE]

Due to post length limit (which is apparently a thing), this AU has been split into two parts. Find Part 1 here!

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- Mumbo has a pet ravager miscellaneous ideas: the ravager is actually a bit small as far as ravagers go. Once Mumbo leaves to go to the hermits, he doesnt take the ravager with him, for fear the environment wouldn't be right for it. However, the ravager follows him and Iskall, startling both when it comes running up to Mumbo. The ravager does not like any of the hermits, however it doesn't attack them because it can understand that Mumbo cares about them. - anonymous

- related to scattered au and "what if this happened to old hermits too" -- python's stuck in a death loop in a bastion (his spawn is right next to a piglin brute). he has no clue what's going on but by god, does he blame zloy - Anonymous

- Consider: Etho's mask protecting him from the flowers that gave Hypno so much trouble. - @/rayveewrites

- (Scattered AU) After Etho dies accidentally at the spawn haven, his spawn takes him to Xisuma. Xisuma is clinging to life when he gets there, and Etho only has time to grab his admin's arms and promise he'll be found before Xisuma passes away. Etho and Xisuma get a few hours together to work on getting Xisuma to the surface before Etho starves to death, and he's transported somewhere else. After that Etho makes it his mission to cycle through spawns as quickly as possible to help Xisuma and anyone else who is trapped in their spawn graveyard, no matter how much his legs start to fail him from the damage starting to linger from building into the sky and leaping off to respawn over and over. - @/petrichormeraki

- Some honorable mentions from my written summary for mumbo in the au: the illigers being terrified as he keeps coming back no matter how many times they kill him; he gets adopted by evoker; he fails at evoker magic, like so bad he cant even dye a sheep; the evoker being so done with mumbo that they beg the vex to give him magic; mumbo summoning scar when the vex get annoyed at how often he summons them, mumbo eventually summoning bdubs after scar's contract to mumbo runs out.... and so much more - @/therainofsweetmelody

- Moobloom!Hypno attracts bees - @/itsabork

- Not too long into his messenger journey, etho remembers what had happened to impulse by the time he, zed and tango had found him, which inspires him to try and die in a different way each time he sets off to find another hermit, partly to avoid becoming resiliant to certain death methods and partly for the challenge - Anonymous

- Because Doc hasn't died his death messages haven't been showing up in the chat. The other hermits don't know if he's even in the same world as them. - Anonymous

- (Scattered AU) More on the Mumbo accidentally summoning Scar thing; the summoning has "opened" the chat for them, but only between Mumbo and Scar. All evokers can call on their Vex, after all, so why not an evoker in more-or-less training? - @/petrichormeraki

- (alternate headcanon) There's so much discussion in the server, I wouldn't know where to start restating. However, I wanna mention one thing: scar spawning in xisuma's first spawn, deep in a geode down under ground. Being trapped in an endless death loop due to the warden lurking just outside the geode, forcing scar into the same loop xisuma had been trapped in so long ago. Not only does he have to deal with the separation from bdubs once they got out of the end, now he seemingly cant escape the warden's clutches.... - @/therainofsweetmelody

- Admins log who knows how long: I've finally managed to get my helmet some repairs with this I could get some plugins to start working hopefully. Considering the situation going on, I better not have derped to hard on this, not now. - Anonymous (singleplayer sleep now works)

- (Scattered AU) Because the code is glitchy for mob hermita, Jevin would spilt when injured too much. So while X and Jevin are trying to get to the surface, they encounter a dungeon or a mineshaft and Jevin gets fatally injured. X starts freaking out cause he doesent want to be alone again and he cant bear to watch Jevin die infront of him and risk getting lost and seperated and Jevin just splits, theres two Jevins now and X doesent know what to think of it.While there are two Jevins, their consienceness is split between the two and his motor skills are more sloppy and X notices and realises that Jevin loses more of himself the more he splits. So while he has a lower chance of losing Jevin to an unfortunate accident, Jevin slowly reverts to a slime the more be splits and the more be spends time as multiple entities. X worries that if Jevin splits for too long or too much, he might lose Jevin - @/itsabork

- The only portal to get out of Hels and into the overworld is an incredibly complex vault boarder line weapon built by Hels Doc and Hels Mumbo and the location of the portal is known only to a few and it changes every season. Now cue Helsknight and Wels sneaking all around Hels while trying to look for this basically impossible to find and get into way home. - anonymous

- It takes a while, but eventually those outside of hermitcraft start wondering why all the hermits collectively disappeared. Sure, they started a new world, and sure they’re usually more secluded, but it’s been months. Skizz wonders why he hasn’t heard from Impulse in a while. All the legates wonder where Python went. Everyone’s confused when none of the hermits turn up to the next MCC. Things get weirder when none of them sign up for the one after. -🟣

- Ok to add on to the daisy ravenger post, on his way to 0,0 Mumbo found spawn spawn, slo when he arrived everyone had him at sword point, expecting angry illiger noises they were surprised when they herd "GUYS IT'S ME!!" - Anonymous

(Note: Hermits at the haven currently include Joe, Beef, Hypno, Scar, Bdubs, TFC, Mumbo, and Iskall, in order of arrival. XB is en route, and Etho was there briefly before dying and respawning elsewhere.)

- Pix and Zloy would be the first to notice the hermits' absence. After all, they do a weekly show about them. Maybe they just decided to have a few weeks of downtime before moving to the next Season? Though surely it wouldn't take this long... - @/rayveewrites

- because im a legacy sucker, the legates would likely be the first to notice the hermits' disappearance. between zloy being on the server, skizz being part of zits and very close to impulse, pearl knowing a few hermits, plus python literally disappearing. what they'd do about it? no idea.to keep it more on the topic of hermits though, don't think about how devastated skizz would be to find out what impulse went through. don't think about it :) - anonymous

- Hello I have produced thoughts! I don’t have room for both so I’m sending 2 asks -when Iskall arrives at the mansion all of the illagers are wary; if one of mumbo’s friends are here then he must be leaving soon. Despite their initial feelings they’ve come to care about this idiot that wandered into their house, and they’re fully aware he has no survival instincts whatsoever, so when he does end up leaving they send a ravager to keep him (and his friends, they suppose) safe -@/haworthiaace

- so like... hear me out ok what if the reason the whole world is corrupting and weird and why a lot of people are like slowly turning into mobs is because maybe this is the way the game and the mobs are turning on the hermits for like making really inhumane farms or something like that and the mobs somehow messed with the code of the world to get revenge - anonymous

- Scattered AU!! Biffa spawned very concerned and on a beach. Where is he? How did he get here? Is he alone? Well one of his questions was answered quickly as he heard a constant buzzing sound come from his communicator, upon opening it he saw probably millions of death messages. He quickly realised this was probably supposed to be a new season of hermitcraft, but he didn't really have time to think about it, night was quickly approaching and he could already see drowned swimming towards him. - Anonymous

- How many times did X die to that Warden? Maybe he develops something to counteract the Warden’s sensors, or that his heartbeat slowed down to the point that his suit can barely pick it up (therefor making it harder for the Warden to track Xisuma down). -🦊

- Etho tried his best to fight the system and not get any new features from all his deaths. But, the game has its ways. Slowly, after every death he has, the less alive he comes back. (Undead!Etho, could be ghost, zombie variant, or skeleton variant) -@/harley-the-pancake

- Other hybrid characteristics Hypno gets of the moonbloom: His ears turn into golden cows ones, the horns grow in, he gets a tail, and little flowers grow though his hair and wrap around his horns. He can also grow flowers around him as long as he has dirt, but thankfully they dont do anything beyond smelling a lot stronger and smelling very nice (and maybe a bit of evoking certain reactions, but nothing beyond what normal flowers can do, ie lavender being calming, just a bit more intense) - anonymous

- Beetlejhost ended up in the world along with the hermits, spawning as if summoned: in the middle of a circle of beehives. His spawn is in the birch forest near the s8 spawn, and his presence spooks anyone who stumbles across him. He blends in concerningly well with the black and white of the forest. Beef feels like hes being watched whenever he goes in the birch forest to get supplies, but joe never notices a thing. He teases the hybrids about their changes, leading him to get swiftly decked- - @/therainofsweetmelody

- beetlejhost spawns in a circle of beehives in the birch forest near spawn. he thinks he's invis, in reality it's just his stripes making him blend into the birch trees. he can't leave the circle of bees, ah how wonderful it is to bee bee-tlejhost - @/justme123abz

- Beetlejhost doesn't mean to be mean, really, he just has really, really bad timing. This includes seeing a pollen-stained Hypno and, with his gravelly voice, immediately say "Woah! Someone had some fun in the sun! Tell me, did you spend a week rolling in dandilions or do you just like the color yellow?" This does not go over well - Anonymous

- Speaking of hybrids, Xisuma spawned in a Wardens den right? Well unlike the other hybrids, Xisuma has been changing too but its been slow. Every time he spawned back in that place, on the warped ground, he's changed. He doenst notice the dark starts to seem less dark, until noises get louder, until he's more sentive to it then he noticed, he gets stronger and breaking though the stone with his bare hands seems a bit easier, its not until he finds Jevin and he points out the glowing horns (1)peaking from his temples when his hair is pulled back hastily that he realizes that something has gone horribly wrong with him. Thankfully Jevin helps ground him before he can freak out, so he shelves it for later, once they're out of this cave. The warden that once was down by his spawn is no longer there btw, disappeared. The horns grow slowly, and soon glowing vein like markings appear as well. (2) - Anonymous

- Okay, Xisuma, we established he spawned in the deep dark, right? As time goes on he adapts to the dark. The skulk sensors grow on him. However as time goes on, they not only grow on him, but become a part of him. His footsteps quiet to near silence, and he can feel sounds. He certainly isn't how he was when he entered, at first glance he might even be mistaken for a warden. - Anonymous

- Tango is the only hermit other than Mumbo Daisy kind of likes. Tango thinks Daisy is absolutely adorable, and Daisy does like the positive attention(and the treats). - Anonymous

- When tango meets mumbo’s pet ravager he loses his mind, he tried so hard to get the decked out ravagers to like him and then mumbo just waltzes in riding on one of the things! He ends up hanging around her a lot and eventually forms some sort of relationship, although not as close as he would like (he also gets a little more sympathetic once he sees the effects the evokers had on mumbo, he figures the guy earned a pet ravager) - @/haworthiaace

(Hermits now at the spawn haven, in order of arrival: Joe, Beef, Hypno, Scar, Bdubs, TFC, Mumbo, Iskall, Tango, Impulse, Zedaph. XB is en route, Wels and Hels are traveling through Hels to get there, Ren, Doc, and Grian are attempting to get there but their success has been limited so far)

- Scattered!AU: Idea that Ex is the ONLY one that knows what is going on and how to fix it perhaps (maybe 'cause of having been banished to the void for so long)? That's why he's trying to find X. - Anonymous

- Admins log: day 1006: Me and Jevin finally see sunlight, and I've managed to get the clock function on my helmet working, finally. As we're on our way to the surface, I only hope that I can find someone or something to help guide us to where we need to go, but unfortunately I've lost all signal to chat, and I think we're next to a woodland mansion. I think I've derped up this time.

- Dear Xisuma, if you see this message then the log is working, also fixed the clock in your helmet it's been 50 days, not 1005. I was about to leave with Iskall when I noticed you and Jevin outside with a few, erm, "buddies" of mine you two where passed out and I managed to stop them from killing you with Daisy, my pet ravenger. I'll explain everything later and spawns in the village are working, finally. I recommend not moving much and work on the data packs for a bit before you do anything elseExplanation log to Xisuma part 2: Sorry if the last one got cut off abruptly, apparently there's a limit to these messages. Any way please take care of yourself. Sincerely, your pal Mumbo Jumbo

- Admins log, day 51: I first want to say thank you Mumbo for bringing me up to speed and explaining why and how me and Jevin are here, next I want to say that these logs may slow down for a bit, I'll be working on some maintenance for some packs. I still don't know why this is happening, I now hope this is a wicked nightmare and not our reality. Hang on I see something over there it looks like, wait let me ju- Voice logs are off for the moment.

- all one anon

- mooblooms spread the flowers that enraptured hypno. now that hypno is a moobloom hybrid, he can make people "hypnotizd"! he doesnt like to, but if the spawn ever gets attacked, the hermits are winning easily. - anonymous

- I like to think that at some point when there's a significant number of healthy hermits at 0,0 they start group searches to find the rest of hermits - anonymous

- After awhile, if they can't change the spawn of everyone, they begin securing all the spawn points to everyone, so if their bed is ever destroyed in the future, they won't end up in a death loop again. They secure the death loop spawn points first. - @/ciaravixen

- For undead Etho: I know that ghasts aren't technically undead mobs, but they're basically ghosts and that's what I feel etho is becoming?He's leaving his mortality behind bit by bit as he ceases to care about death and starts to use it as a tool instead.One day he'll respawn without a body at all - @/draconic-dreams

- This is just a thought. Sand cant be good for Iskall's mechanical parts, and its not like he has anything to fix it. Does he have to wait to find doc to be able to have hope of fixing himself? - anonymous

- Jellie had spawned in the village that cub and xb had come across, so when xb heads to 0,0 he takes her with him (she'd be safer in the overworld than in the end, after all). Its quite a long journey, and she makes for good company. -@/supertiny-tins

- Grian, Doc, and Ren fianlly start heading out to 0,0. Its a long journey, they decide in the end to leave their beds behind at the cabin in case any of them die so none of them end back at their orginal spawns. they would of just made new beds every time but the lack of suplies and resources near by has been low oddly enough. Doc manages to push aside most of his fears to help Grian and Ren, who are weaker, but he keeps his distance whenever he can. They make many hastily built huts as they go 1most nights are spent sleeping on hard ground, later straight up blocks of wool they find but not beds, just wool is better then ground, and it doesn't do the weaker hermits any favors but it works. There are many close calls, but they manage to avoid death, mostly due to Doc. Along the way they start to find signs of other players, coble in places it shouldn't, a rare torch, half mined trees, but no hermits. They still have a way to go, but they're getting closer to the others and safety. 2 - anonymous

- Etho once found himself spawning in the middle of an ocean with nothing and no one in sight except of course... A faint trail of lights dancing beneath the waves... Pulsing and glimmering, almost in a rhythm, something so fascinating, so... So... He was meant to be doing something...? It was... Important... At least... It might have been... It's all.. Kinda hazy... It couldn't have been more important than the lights, nothing was more important than the lights... They were so beautiful... He could watch them all day... Etho never noticed how he slipped beneath the waves, nor how the glow squid's glittering eyes had turned upon him, coiling a tentacle around his waist as it dragged its prey deep into the depths, his eyes hazed with green, he never even noticed his lungs burning for air.And he never remembered drowning after he respawned. - anonymous

- Impulse actually punches through the Nether roof so they can traverse more safely to coordinates given to them by Etho. They leave trails of blocks so they can make their way back, of course. - @/rayveewrites

(Evil X is now hiding out in a cave near spawn)

- Shattered!AU: I see everyone's Warden!Xisuma heacannons and I give you Axolotl!Xisuma. Think about it he's been hanging around with them and Jevin in the lush caves so maybe he's becoming more like them. (Frills, a more pink-ish tint to his skin, the ability to breathe underwater, etc.) :D (Is this because the thought of him having Warden traits is terrifying to me? Maybe. Is it because I think he deserves to become something not scary after his whole ordeal in the Deep Dark? Yes.) - anonymous

- Ever since getting out of the loop, Impulse has had a horrible inner conflict between his guardian side being instinctually drawn to the water, and his human brain being deeply terrified of ever being submerged again. - @/asexualbert

- Because I absolutely adore Daisy, more headcannons for Daisy.Daisy will occasionally just pick Mumbo up gently with her horns when she thinks she isn't getting enough attention. Daisy has a bell collar, because she kept scaring hermits by following Mumbo silently. Daisy is more okay with Iskall than most other hermits, though still doesn't really like him. - anonymous

- Though I'm a sucker for angst, what if Impulse was saved by a dolphin pod or something instead of transforming into a hybrid (or after transforming if Guardian!Impulse is cannon). :3 I can picture dolphins don't take kindly to the Guardian Mobs, might even find them as prey if anything since they're fish. (Guardian!Impulse wouldn't count since they're smart enough creatures to tell the difference.) - anonymous

- Prob a bit early for epilogue stuff but I like to think that, once all the glitches are fixed, that those that became hybrids and would prefer to be back to normal get changed back. - anonymous

(Shade note: Personally, I'm a sucker for stories where the characters adjust and learn to live with the unexpected changes to themselves rather than having them magically fixed, but this option is certainly still here for the people who find it appealing)

- For the scattered au, after the numerous frozen deaths Grian's gone through he starts hearing voices from the snow, even from within Ren's cabin. A snow golem forms after a wandering trader drops a pumpkin and watches from outside the cabin, deciding to guard the place after taking a liking to Grian and Ren. - anonymous

- When Etho became fully ghost, it hit hard. BeetleJhost saw this, and after a while decided to teach him how to show his form and speak. It takes a lot out of him, but it’s worth it. His friends deserve that closure. (Listen, I was expecting angst, I just wasn’t expecting that much angst.) - @/harley-the-pancake

- Mod Shade, I want you to know that angsting ghost!Etho that hard was entirely on you. I was picturing him clipping through blocks and dropping items at inconvenient points, not fading out of existence entirely. - @/draconic-dreams

- Possible explanation for everything going on in Scattered:Players were never supposed to be so powerful; in the natural state of Minecraft they're just another mob, albiet one that can craft and use any tool.But the Players weren't satisfied with that. Everyone from the admin of the smallest server to the mythological ‘dev team’ has been imposing little changes on the world since its inception, slowly tweaking it into a better environment for Player-kind.A single spawn at the world's centre. The ability of Players to chat from one end of the world to another -- even across different worlds. Even natural regeneration, an ability unique to the rarest and most powerful of mobs. As time marched on, Players not only unlocked these things but began to take them for granted, drawing far away from the behaviour of normal mobs. This became normal. Players continued to create datapacks and run commands that tweaked the very nature of the world. -@/draconic-dreams

(Shade note: Perhaps it was just a random glitch, one fundamental line of code removed to shift the balance of power. Or maybe it was orchestrated, but by who and for what purpose? Either way, it will take the Hermits a while to realize this, and even longer to fix it...if they can at all.)

- Jessasin spawned in a mesa biome, of course he's confused on how he got there and why he's in this random vanilla world and not his usual modded world, but both questions got pushed aside when the death messeges arrive. He exploared the area gathering as much recourses as he can and goes off too find someone, anyone really. - @/ghan-does-things

- hello! I discovered the scattered au literally yesterday so sorry if this is something that has already been gone over but I had an idea about bdubs, what if his constant exposure to the void and surviving on nothing but chorus fruit for who knows how long made him slightly enderman-y? 1/2 (sorry, couldn't fit the whole thing in one ask)Like nothing obvious at first, but making eye contact makes him agitated and snappy, touching water makes his skin tingle and if you look at him in the dark his eyes seem to have a very faint pink/purple glow about them? Maybe the other hermits swear he's taller than he was the last time they saw him? And the tips of his fingers are blackened, he assumes due to frostbite, but it seems to gradually be making it's way further up his hands? again sorry if this has been gone over already 2/2 - @/plantichu

- Okay so after Welsknight and Helsknight manage to get past the crazy vault door in Hels, not sure how but it probably involved a lot of cussing on Hels part and Wels saying that he never wanted to look at redstone ever again. The portal takes them to the overworld near Xisuma and Jevin. - anonymous

- (scattered au) The first set of non hermits to join this corrupt world are two strangers that apparently came from infinity's grasp. The good news they both spawned at spawn, bad news the brought the tnt duper flying machines, good news that everyone was able to calm them both down. Now the fun begins. Tldr Illmango and Methodz finally get out of the infinity portal. - anonymous

- Loving the Scattered AU. Late to the party, but was looking at the wider MC community reaction to the Hermits vanishing. Once it's clear something bad's happened, would the Legacy crew and whoever else (former Evo squad members like Martyn and Jimmy as well, if they notice Grian go dark) take steps to find out what happened? Would they go to the MCC server (it's kind of a nexus between worlds) & get Noxcrew to try "pinging" the HC server? Would X & other admins see it but be unable to respond? - @/wixelt

- I dont know if anyone has mentioned it but uhhhh, guardian xb? he was a guardian hybrid before everyone got scattered like Ren was already a wolf/dog hybrid. iirc xb spawned in a desert which would be a very interesting place for a guardian hybrid to spawn - anonymous

- Etho has been so, so desperate to avoid dying the same way twice, to stay himself. He hasn't drowned that many times, he thinks. Surely, surely he's starved more often? There's a strange feeling of deja vu hanging over him when he respawns in the ocean, though he can never understand why. Each time the squid finds him, he drowns a little slower, and each time, he glows a little stronger.And he just can't understand, almost refuses to, as he treks from biome to biome, where the small green bumps that line his arms and face came from, how his fingertips seem to almost glow when he scoops a handful of water, how long he finds himself simply staring… at the moon, at sea lanterns, at torches, at lights… He would die a different way every time. He had to. He had to stay Etho. He would not become anything else. - Anonymous

- When Mumbo comes riding into camp on Daisy, it’s easy to see Impulse is not happy about the ravager being there. That’s expected, it’s not exactly everyone’s favorite mob to see around a safe haven. But when Mumbo and Impulse make eye contact, the evoker can’t help but make a simple warding gesture his friends at the mansion taught him- it’s a reflex move. Days later, Mumbo still isn’t sure if Impulse flinched because of Daisy’s sudden growl or his ward. - @/fluffy-papaya

- (From the Discord) What happened to the world: For years, seeds and the land they built had been carefully curated by those known as players, in an effort to make it both easier and more interesting for themselves. But the land doesnt want to be controlled. Their glitched, broken world is a result of the world itself rioting against their presence. Coordinates aren't visible with the debug screen, their coms only serve the world, to tell the players what it knows. Compasses spin wildly in the overworld, for there is no "world spawn" (though coordinates are visible with one in hand. Small mercies are still given). The world resists any further changes by the simple fact it refuses to accept what a hermit communicates. Maybe it's fixable, but maybe... maybe it runs deeper than just their world. (The Legates caused a lot of damage with all those withers, after all.) - @/basaltdragon

- While Iskall is in the desert, he ends up dying quite a few times, enough to adapt, he becomes like a stray, so now, if we have skeleton Etho, we have 3 undead hermits - anonymous

- When everyone is finally gathered and they manage to come together to use all their skills, new and old, the hermits use it to flee back to Season 7. They stay there for months, mostly to heal and adjust to what happened to them. (Trauma isn't easy) Those who have friends or family off server get invited to visit, but the hermits don't leave, they nearly lost each other and they aren't willing to risk it again right now. They'll make a new season 8 at some point, the hermits are too (1/3)restless and too ingrained in their ways to completely disregard how they've always done things, but that will come when they feel better, safer, more put together, when they can finally stop sleeping in a big pile becuase they're afraid the others will disappear. They never go back to that old glitched world, the idea makes them sick, and X starts the new practice of sending in the 'Cam' and/or 'alt' accounts in first to check out the world and set up commands and plugins remotely first. (2/3) What happened before will never, ever happen again he swears it. Next time they might not be so lucky after all [if you can call them all being traumatized, many of them dying over and over again, some being permanently altered, and barely escaping lucky] (also feel free to save these asks for near the end of the au!) (3/3) - anonymous (Shade note: I personally like the idea of them fixing and learning to live in the glitched-out world, but this is another alternate ending!)

- (From the Discord) What happened to the world: Alternatively, what happened is exclusive to their world. (I don't have Dramatic Storytelling for this one, sorry) EX has ADHD to the max, and everything he does is a desperate attempt to get Noticed, to get looked up to and listened to. He's known it was "wrong" for a while, hence why he took X's name and added "Evil", but he never seriously wanted them to hurt. Just to listen to him. He'd meant to come in and fix it all and finally be a hero. He didn't realize, either through haste or inexperience, that he too would be at the mercy of what he'd done.Maybe he does, eventually, make it to where the hermits have gathered. But does he really want to admit everything? (RSD had burned him before, and if there ever was something to place the blame on his head...) - @/basaltdragon

- lasting effects of deaths

- a large amount of assorted ideas

- The bell they put on Daisy was originally of the type that are put on cats, but Grian ended up switching it out with a cowbell because he hated the sound - anonymous

- False, Keralis, Cleo, and Stress make it to spawn, bedraggled and exhausted. Out of all the Hermits, they are some of the last to arrive. Along the way, they’ve encountered trials innumerable that have left them beaten and bruised, but after months of travel, they’ve finally made it.Shortly after leaving the Moobloom field, they came upon an abandoned cart in the middle of a desolate village. With some of the redstone they had found and whatever magic they managed to scrape up, they turned it into a sort of vehicle that allowed them to travel much faster. It had a habit of breaking every six seconds or so, but nothing they couldn’t fix. For the most part. A few accidental combustions aside, they crossed the server in record time.Once at spawn, False has to be forcibly restrained from immediately starting guard duty, and several of the Hermits have to physically wrestle her into a bed in order for her to get some rest. Stress starts up a potion factory the next day, and also starts decorating the spawn with the flowers she’s collected during their travels. Keralis helps out wherever he’s needed, but in his downtime, he constructs an elaborate warren of tastefully decorated, industrial tunnels under the spawn, just in case they might help. Cleo mostly just stays in bed, creating elaborate dioramas and mourning the loss of her zombie side. She’ll get better, but it’ll take some time. And that’s ok with the rest of them. - @/topazastral

- When Doc, Grian, and Ren finally make it to 0,0 there is no fanfare, no dramtic entrance, no revulation. They were travling and suddnly, there was a base, a hermitcraft base, and they could see people. Grian clambers to feet shakily from the shed, nearly falling but Doc and Ren catch him and toghther they help him walk foward and call out to their friends. They are safe now, they're here- Is that mumbo on a ravager what the hell? Wait thats Impluse? Seems like Grian wasnt the only one changed. - anonymous

- Jellie reacting to vex!scar headcanons -she recognises him instantly. The moment she and xb arrive at spawn she darts straight towards him. Of course, she cant figure out why he looks different, but regardless, thats her owner and she demands pets!!!-sometimes she will jump up and try to pounce on his vex wings, because shiny moving thing! Scar picked up on this very quickly and will move out of the way before she gets the chance (vex wings are rather delicate and a pain to get fixed)-whe she's bored, she will always go to mumbo and daisy for attention first. This makes scar rather jealous and she knows that damn well-Scar will sometimes pick her up and fly her around not too far from spawn for a few minutes. Nothing she isnt used to, as he flys with the elytra all the time, but something about flying with vex magic just feels... different. And fun! - anonymous

- Contrary to the enderman bdubs, ender dragon bdubs. His eyes aren't the normal brown, and are instead a bright magenta, he also now has ashen gray horns. - Anonymous

- Scattered AU: The intended world "theme" Xisuma had set up for Season 8 was Large Biomes. This was before anyone knew something was going to go wrong, of course, but it's had a horrible lasting effect in the glitched world. Not everywhere has generated as "large", so when Hermits are travelling they'll sometimes find normal sized biomes, and other times they'll find one biomes that stretches an abnormal distance in all directions. Grian and Doc's mountain range is one of these large biomes. - @/wixelt

- For the scattered au, the snow golem follows Grian and Ren (and Doc) to the spawn haven, for a few days the hermits are wondering what's leaving behind snow trails and zombie flesh, so they decide to have a night watch around this area. Ren volunteered and waited, half-asleep he nearly nearly gets hit with a arrow when he hears the sound of a skeleton getting hurt. He sees the snow golem and uses his sword to kill the skeleton. The snow golem tries to flee but Ren realizes and stops it (1/2)He welcomes the snow golem and introduces it to Grian and Doc, (where the snow golem warns him that it is keeping its eyes on him in its own language). Spooked, Grian tells them that he can understand it, and the golem tells him that he's been following them since their time at the mountain. They decide to give it the name Catmint and it helps guard the hermit's base at night (while giving a stern look at Doc every now and then.(2/2) - anonymous

- (Scattered au)Seeing as we now have 3 different variations of Etho, I raise you: all 3 at once. It turns out Etho was not in fact human, instead a shapeshifter who didn't know that he was, the deaths simply sped up the process, whereas before, while he would change slightly, it was never fast enough to be noticeable - Anonymous

- I had this idea some time ago actually but I thought it was silly but now that the au in ending might as well say it. It doesn't make much sense now with all the new development srry. What if one day Mumbo was callibrating his comunication monstrosity, and suddenly his communicator had signal. He called and called but whoever was a the other side didn't pick up, until they did and Mumbo was overjoyed, but the happiness died down when he could only hear chocked sobs and sharp breathing and (1)teeth chattering. Suddenly a voice whispered, little and fragile "h-h-he-lp". Mumbo knew that voice too well. Before he could even open his mouth to let his best friend he was coming for him, he'd be okay, anything, the breathing stopped. The call was still going, but no one was at the other side anymore, Mumbo hung up with tears in his eyes, and he swore he'd find him and he'd help him. (2) - anonymous

- Scattered AU: While there's still time for them: Mumbo was the furthest Hermit out in the Overworld, & didn't set off for over a year, yet wasn't last to 0,0 (with Iskall) by any stretch. More than half the Hermits seemed to arrive after him. This can be partly attributed to Daisy making good time, but it makes you wonder how many trials & tribulations impeded False, Stress, Cleo and Keralis along the way? How much Ren, Doc & Grian were slowed by Grian's condition? What took xB or Biffa so long? - @/wixelt

- Once everyone finds each other, at the world spawn, after the initial shock, and fixing of the world of course, the hermits all decide to settle much closer to each other. They were separated for quite a while, so it makes sense why they'd decide to keep close. Some groups also make shared bases. - anonymous

- I sort of want grian to be a bit more inhuman so how about grian’s skin on his arms, legs and most of his face permanently blackened by the severe frostbite and the rest of his skin has taken on a bluish tinge, his hair is no longer the Gold it was before but almost snow white with a tinge of dark and light blue, his ears and tail are snow white with what appears to be frost and ice growing on them (1/2)(2/2) grian can not cry because the tears will immediately turned to ice, he can’t swim because if his body touches the water the water will freeze over, his skin is cold to the touch and whatever he moves his body it will make a cracking sounds like breaking glass or smashing ice, no matter how warm it is he can always see his breath... i’m trying to think of more but I’m coming up blank so that’s it hope you like it. - anonymous

- bc i cant stand when cleo is unhappy: the moment she and joe reunite, joe realizes how horrible it is for her to have her body messed with against her will. and as an admin, he can modify her code to put her back to how she was in previous seasons (aka not totally rabid but still undead) - anonymous

- Admins log final day: I'm glad we'll all be able to wake up from this nightmare, and we're able to get an exit portal going thanks to Mango and Methodz having a backup of the key to open the infinity portal's power, we should be able to not only go back in time, but destroy this broken timeline. Were all grateful for them, and I did invite them both to help us incace this happens again. This will be the last day in this timeline, if you somehow found this helmet with these logs, thank you. :-) - anonymous

- Grian, Doc, and Ren find it hard to stay away from each other too long, especially Doc and Ren becuase they've been taking care of Grian for such a long time so they find themselves kinda hovering over him and Grian finds himself seeking them out even when he's with other hermits. The other groups, who've been toghther for awhile, do it too probs - anonymous

- Soon as Grian and Mumbo see each other, they launch themselves at the other and hold on for a long, long time. Iskall join in soon as he wanders by and they talk for hours about what happened, looking over Grian's new fox parts and the blue marks on his hands, Mumbo gray stained hands and magic, and just Iskalls overall experience. Also Grian's little fox buddy absolutely loves Daisy and vice versa. Its not uncommon to see the small fox riding on the ravager's back while Daisy scares people. - Anonymous

- I know I'm a bit out of loop w scattered au & is probably getting things wrong but consider this, when Mumbo accidentally summoned Scar, leaving Bdubs alone, Bdubs freaked out. The very person that meant rescue & hope for him back in the end is now gone, he felt like he's back into the void again and he thought Scar abandoned him because he's too weak & is a burden to Scar. (Yes I am currently drowning in Scardubs angst) - @/anthosaidsmth

- The glitches in the world didn't only happen to the Hermits, it happened to all worlds created in 1.17. The cause remains unknown, though it is believed that something or even someone corrupted/changed the code (what/who is up to imagination. In the case of the latter, so is the motive). My idea, we've already confirmed that Watchers are arrogant jerks so perhaps they couldn't stand the fact that players learned to do things against the rules that they put in place, and did this out of spite. - anonymous

- A bit late but I see all the Fox!Grian headcannons so what if Grian spawned in a jungle and slowly became a parrot hybrid instead? How idk, maybe resorting to eating seeds to prevent himself from starvation because there is no animals in this jungle.

- Here's a thought: The Hels!Hermits were also effected by whatever caused the scattering. They may all hate or annoy each other, but not having each other around to pick on isn't very fun (neither are death loops). Perhaps some of them gain humility over this or learn to be at least a bit nicer to each other and their counterparts. (or some of them find sadistic amusement in their counterpart's miseries) - anonymous

- Finally, once everyone has made it safely to spawn and the problems with the world have been resolved, the season begins. Some of the Hermits may have changed (more than just physically) but over time, they adapt and recover. Grian eventually starts yet ANOTHER war, Tango gets to build DO 2.0 (X is terrified at the fact wardens are involved), and Cleo becomes a coach on 'how to be a mob hybrid' (unless all new hybrids get returned to how they were before by admin powers or just being players). - anonymous

- With all the glitches fixed and all the hermits starting to get back to their normal (Well as normal as it can be after all of these), I wonder if Scar is still a vex. All the hermits just adapted to their situations, but Scar is different, he made a deal with the Vex. - @/anthosaidsmth

- It takes all of the hermits that changed a while to get used to the changes, but eventually they do, mostly through help and support from the other hermits - anonymous

- I had a wee idea and it's a little silly but I like hurt/comfort so maybe after all the scattered au events have passed and the hermits are all together living safely, every winter some hermits invite Grian to their bases to take care of him since the snow and the cold are very bad for him. Sometimes he gets fevers but most of the time he just needs a warm blanket and someone to distract him from the snow. This is also making me wonder if Grian could develop chinophobia (fear of the snow). - Anonymous

- conclusion

Art:

- An Evoker Mumbo

- Evoker Mumbo with Daisy

- Evoker Mumbo summoning Scar

- a Guardian Impulse

- assorted doodles here and here

- A two-part Impulse comic

Writing:

- some Etho lore come back to haunt him (pt 1)

- Cleo sharing mob-hybrid tips with Impulse

- Executioner

- Fish out of water

- Homesick

- Thalassophobia

- The General's Wager (pt 2)

- The Undertow

- Saviors

- Bdubs falling

- For lack of blue shiny rocks (pt 3)

- conclusion (pt 4)

- EX in the Deep Dark

- this road I'm on's gonna turn to sand

- Snapshots

- a multi-chapter Scattered interpretation written just before the real season 8, complete with some outside lore and crossover

- Scattered Across The Map (series of parallel multi-chapter fics)

- One Hundred Thousand Worlds Away

[wetsteve3]

Dear Steve, Thankyou so muchfor a great site that helps me survive this Pikes Peak of BS that is this former USA. Always recommend to others. May i ask that you remove the porn images of last friday. i appreciate them just they are not in balance with the jawdroppng radial engine custom a few pix earlier. thanks again; if some lady wants to wink at me, there are better places

I’m not sure how to answer this request.... When I started this blog , over 5 years ago, I decided that the only things I would post had to be Motorcycle related...

 When it started TUMBLR was an open platform, in that I mean there was no censorship. And so I posted many thousands of photos from many different Biker Events around the country and the world, these photos depicted what actually went on at some of these event as well as many thousands of submitted photos of women and motorcycles. They were all un-censored. Then TUMBLR decided to disallow any photos that did not adhere to their ‘New’ community standards and took down tens of thousands of my archive photos and hide them from public view...

As a lifelong Biker and an American citizen I abhor censorship of any kind, that’s not to say I would ever yell ‘Fire’ in a crowded theater! So I will continue to post photos that I will now hide all of the bits and pieces that TUMBLR doesn’t think conform to their community standards... They (TUMBLR admin) have obviously never been to a biker event!!! Our community standards are “Live Free or Die”! 

I digress..... Once a photos is posted and it doesn’t Violate the ‘community standards’ I will not take it down.... unless I am asked to do so by someone actually in the photo and then they would have to Identify themselves and not make an anonymous request. 

There are over 132 Thousand posts and well over 200,000 photos within those posts... This is one of, if not, the largest such Biker Archive on the internet.

WetSteve

[hey-ho-hero]

League of Legends Roleplay Casting Call

Hello everyone! Are you looking for a chance to be a part of a friendly group of League Roleplayers? 

Than do I have the proposition for you! 

My name is Hero and I am looking for people who are interested in joining a Discord Roleplay group! The server is a multi-skin, star guardian centric, high school AU plot based in Valoran High. For a more detailed plot description so far please look below!

Please try to choose from Base skins, any of the space skins (Odyssey, Dark star, etc), Academy, or Star Guardian skins. No OCs this time around folks! We also do not accept duplicates of already claimed characters.

This RP does go through multiple arcs, by the way! We are currently in Arc two!

We have several rules that I ask you be considerate of: The first and foremost is be active. We ask if you plan to be inactive for upwards of three weeks that you talk to one of the admins.  We can’t help you if the plot goes to fast because you are inactive. We ask that you also that you be respectful to your fellow members and the admins. For the most part this is a plot intensive server, and there can be heavy themes involved, as well as nsfw in the correct channels, so please if you want to apply please bare that in mind!

We also ask that you keep in mind that any canon/fanon ships are not guaranteed. If you apply to be a Xayah, don’t expect to be shipped with the Rakan.

Also please note that if you apply to be Lux, we ask you be comfortable picking up where Lux left off before (we’ll catch you up beforehand, of course).

Lastly please check out the characters we have already, and then read the summary of the first arc to see if you’re interested! Thank you, and I look forward to hearing from all of you! Right now we have: Star guardian Lulu, Jinx Jhin and Kayn

Plot summary below the cut

Within the halls of Valoran High Boarding School, Jinx had started a group chat that she left relatively public so anyone could join. In the early morning hours of showering, Lux stepped on Kuro and Shiro after her shower. She then ran  to the group chat to express to Jinx her displeasure. Later on Viktor and Braum joined the chat followed by Jhin way after the other two. Outside of the chat Jinx recommended that Viktor talk to Lux about joining the Star Guardians since Viktor seemed to show interest. When confronting and talking to Lux, she soon expressed her displeasure and sent Viktor off with a threat of blasting him.

Viktor and Lux got into a weird text fight while Jinx comforted and essentially gave information to Viktor that further infuriated Lux upon her learning of it.

After Viktor and Jinx talked for a while, it was clear that Viktor may not become a star guardian, but Jinx held up hope.  She believed that anyone should be welcome, and it caused a few arguments with Lux. Lux and Jinx talk, and it comes to light that Lux has a crush on Jinx.  Lux kisses Jinx, and Jinx runs off, unsure how to feel.  With a little help from Vi, Jinx comes to realize she likes Lux in turn, and they kiss making their relationship official. Meanwhile Jhin is served hedgehog in his lunch, and is thoroughly disgusted.  The lunch lady turns up dead shortly after the incident, and Jhin begins to have dreams of what Jinx assumes is the first star. She encourages him to talk to Lux, but nothing much other than a better understanding comes of the situation. Later on, Jinx troubled by Jhin's situation, and by a sense of something coming, she takes Lulu to dinner where she discovers that Lulu is a star guardian, and is invited onto the team.

Orianna has now joined the chatroom and Jinx, Braum, and Orianna all bought weed off of Vi.

Shaco has joined the chatroom, Jinx grows increasingly troubled by the situation at hand. She now is under the believe that Viktor, Jhin, and Orianna are all going to become members of the dark star, and she doES NOT like that.

She ran off to get some answers, returning only because she was injured while searching the cosmos for what the Dark Stars were. Meanwhile, Jhin was troubled by his nightmares, and had to take a break, leaving the school for a short while and letting Leona sub for the class.  He is now back.

Jinx still is very troubled by the situation she was given, and thus talks to Jhin about her situation.  Jhin convinces her to stay in her club Lux leaves without warning, making Jinx the defacto leader, despite her questioning more and more her involvement with the star guardians.

Yasuo has also returned from some space adventures, and Kayn has been caught stealing from Jhin and many others, and put in the Punishment Room. Caitlyn has hosted a bakesale.

At the bakesale, a new star guardian made his appearance, Malzahar. Though he may not be all he seems, Jinx seems to like him as a person, and wants to trust him. His spider familiar,,,not so much. After the bake sale, things have gotten incredibly serious. Kayn has been corrupted by Rhaast, a Dark star, and Jhin has slowly seeping corruption and an eye void. Out of his eye void crawled out a baby khazix who is growing very fast. Jinx blames herself for kayn's corruption, having left him alone despite promising him she could help him. Jinx leaves to clear her head, though she has a very bad infection that she let go untreated. The infection was caused by a void creature fight. At this same time, Kayn wanders off as well. Jhin goes to find Kayn, and Zoe goes to find Jinx (after Zoe blew dark stars cover). Jhin and Kayn get into a fight, Zoe finds jinx burning up and completely unconcious. Thresh carries jinx to the infirmary, and Jhin carries Kayn. Kayn escapes with some injuries.  Jinx, however, ends up losing her arm as she let the infection spread too much. The baby Khazix is growing very fast, and can speak. Thresh scares the shit out of jinx like a jerk, Talon kills Zoe for blowing the cover of dark star, everyone seems to hate Zoe, which drives her to make a pact with the dark star. Lulu comea back from a family runion with Pix's family. Everything is metaphorically on fire and she has to do damage control, trying to keep jhin and kayn from corrupting completely.

Lulu catches up with all of the chaos and befriends Kayn and Rhaast. Further meetings with Rhaast cement their relationship and they confess their love. Jinx gets her robotic arm and gets to know Rakan better in the hospital. Jhin's corruption spreads further and Loki goes missing, but just as he is found he attacks Jhin, resulting in Jhin having to kill him. In his grief his corrupted eye sucks in an entire home improvement store. Thresh comes to comfort him. His eye later births a voidling, which grows up to be Kha'zix, as well as another creature similar to an alligator, which Jhin gifted the unique name Loki 2, became his new pet. In a fit of jealousy and wrath fueled by the corruption of the Dark Star, kayn goes on a rampage, heralding the start of the apocalypse as the Dark purple sky swirls above the school, which is now on lockdown. Lulu consumates her love with Rhaast before getting kidnapped by Kayn. Rhaast and Kayn battle, Lulu intervenes and puts him into a sedated state. Jinx and Rakan meanwhile confess their love under the corrupted moonlight. Zoe and Yasuo talk on his ship for a while. From there, things only seem to get as the corrupted sky grows. Rhaast and Thresh disappear leaving behind cryptic messages and a world of heartbreak. Jinx is completely losing it, refusing to let Rakan out of her sight the best that she can.

The corruption of the world and the sky reach a breaking point after rhaast and Thresh disappear, and ultimately on the school campus there are only a handful of people left. This leaves Lulu, Jinx, Rakan, Jhin, and Kha'zix to  fight the threat as the gather in the courtyard. First its a wave of voidlings, but Thresh soon reappears, having grown huge, the influence of the Dark Star clouding his judgement and forcing him to fight his friends. Kayn and Rhaast then reappear and enter the fight, and Kayn takes his form and bends Rhaast back into his scythe form, convincing Lulu that Rhaast was killed in the process.  In her grief, Lulu loses her control on her magic. Jinx turns her attention from the void creatures to Kayn, seeing Lulu broken hearted fueling her unstable anger and motivating her to destroy the man she once called her friend. Kayn fights Thresh, in this fight Rakan uses his charm distract Kayn and stirs awake a very much not dead Rhaast. This brings Lulu back to reality and the fight continues, although really it was Kayn Vs Thresh at this point, and Kayn comes out the victor. He wounds Thresh in what could only be assumed to be a mortal way, and Thresh disappears to an unknown destination. After Thresh disappears, Rhaast retracts his pact with Kayn, and is dropped as a weapon. Kayn disappears as well. Lulu gathers up Rhaast, who decides he needs to hide for a while in his weapon form. As the fight is over, and the sky clears up, there's a mix of emotions all round the group of...."Star guardians". Joy, fear, sorrow. But for now, it seems that the world was safe.

[charlieharry1]

It's far getting personal – the brand new technology of doing social media as a enterprise

Permit’s face it. We’re all getting jaded with being ‘offered to’, ‘listened to’, ‘re-advertised to’. And this is rich coming from us right? In any case, we’re virtually concerned in marketing for a wide  Digital Marketing Agencies Bath variety of companies, and clearly being a advertising agency, we use all the trendy techniques in marketing to get in the front of potential customers on behalf of our clients. However the market does usually truly dictate what works. In spite of everything they’re the recipient of any given advertising message. So in the event that they’re over it and begin spending time in any other medium or converting their behaviours online, we ought to exchange ours to get in front of them again. I’ve been noticing a changing tide. And my sentiments on the game converting have been echoed on the social media futures conference which i attended recently in melbourne. Like several conference, with more than one days of content being shared by way of a number of enterprise leaders (which includes myself) a few themes emerged. And one that stood out to me and i idea well worth speakme about in a weblog, was the need to ‘get private’ as in marketplace to human beings in one-of-a-kind approaches on social media to just posting to your enterprise web page. If you hadn’t heard, posting on social media commercial enterprise pages remains profitable, however it is turning into an increasing number of more difficult as a marketer to gain results until you have got a decent advertising and marketing price range allocated (see our weblog submit here on that), are constant together with your posting, and honestly recognize what you’re doing in phrases of manufacturing fine content in phrases of professional pics, pix, video, clever copy + calls to motion. Where we are now often seeing the first-class outcomes in social media for our clients, is speaking with them in extra direct, personal and relevant approaches. And regularly this entails getting a social media outreach or messaging method going on. So what exactly am i suggesting? 1/ do more social media outreach

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At the same time as the general public suppose being energetic on social media for enterprise is all approximately posting to your enterprise page, the use of your non-public profile to are looking for out relevant linkedin or fb organizations, in search of to sign up for them, after which getting lively in an true and relevant manner can help you connect with capability clients in a much greater personal way. And it doesn’t require any marketing finances – just it slow (which in our experience maximum businesses are quite short on!)

So how do you social media outreach? In quick, the use of your profile (yep, that’s the only along with your call on it, not your page although posting as a page in businesses is likewise feasible in a few instances on facebook situation to the organizations regulations), you're capable of find applicable companies to publish in, request to enroll in, and once normal, publish your carefully crafted message in them. Knowing how powerful this approach is, however also how busy agencies typically are, we’re now imparting social media outreach programs which can be utilised on their personal, or in aggregate with our different social media posting + marketing packages. You may read approximately those over here. 2/ inspire humans to message your fb page and be responsive! When you have a fb page, humans have the ability to message your page. Possibly people are already messaging your web page. However the question is, how responsive are you? In my revel in, quite a few businesses mean well, however are quite slack in this department. In one breath they’ll let you know they want greater commercial enterprise, but inside the subsequent whilst you politely point accessible are quite a few unanswered messages sitting in their page inbox once you’ve activated their web page, the reasons come thick and speedy, usually about being busy. But right here’s the factor. Surveys have validated that humans opt for messaging over phone and e-mail. Reflect onconsideration on it. Phone and e mail are both quite flawed as communique mediums. With smartphone, you’re typically restrained to phoning a business for the duration of their nominated business hours. Which inspite of the quality intentions isn’t continually feasible. Lots folks do our ‘life admin’ early inside the morning, and late a night time, or just when ever we get a second in our busy lives. And that’s now not to mention cellphone mazes and the thrill of being ceremoniously reduce off. And electronic mail? Well you ship one, and maybe in an afternoon or , possibly even per week, you get a reaction, however they haven’t responded your question otherwise you’ve were given extra primarily based on what they’ve advised you. Evaluate this to messenger where if you’re both online on the identical time (even in case you’re answering them from the consolation of your property in your pyjamas), you’re successfully having a actual time stay chat. Which is right for all events. You’re there to answer any questions they will have and hopefully get them over the line/provide a great customer service, and that they sense listened to, replied to, and may now make a choice on whether or not they desire to interact with you for commercial enterprise. Personal. Instantaneous. Direct. And the truth of the matter is customers frequently flip to facebook as they understand that they’ll get a faster reaction than e mail or telephone. Fb recommends aiming to respond in the hour, mainly with neighborhood corporations in which the decision to come and ‘go to’ you may be made inside a brief time frame. Say for instance which restaurant you might dine at this night. If you don’t get returned to them in time, you run the chance of pretty certainly losing the business. Three/ bear in mind a chatbot marketing campaign of a few kind to get human beings ‘opting in’ to hear out of your commercial enterprise thru messenger

open rates on messenger are insane. Whilst you send emails in your database, you could fortunate to get 10-20% open price. Examine that to an on average open rate of 80-90% on messenger and the answer is clear on wherein the nice area is to message your clients. Messaging via your facebook enterprise page is non-public, direct and immediate. So how do you get humans ‘opting in’ in your messenger machine? Essentially anybody who has messaged you in your facebook page, you're able to pick up and preserve to have a conversation with. But in case you actually need to take things up a notch, we’d notably suggest talking to us approximately getting you started with one in every of our remark to bot chatbot campaigns. We’ve run pretty some of those now and that they have all worked a treat. The formulation is pretty simple – offer up a prize of cost, get us to set you up a comment to bot campaign the usage of our third party software program, and launch! To whet the appetite, right here’s a few current outcomes from campaigns we’ve run for clients:

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yet every other manner to conquer the algorithms and get non-public together with your customers is to establish a linkedin or fb institution. Having your own fb institution has many benefits apart from getting private with your customers and beating the algorithims too. You may additionally:

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so there you move. Plenty of approaches to speak together with your potential and modern clients in more direct, private  Digital Marketing Company in Bath and applicable ways. Whether you use on or greater of these strategies, based totally on our enjoy, they’re in reality well worth giving a pass if you want to try to beat the algorithms and diversify your strategy from the ‘pay to play’ environment that may be a business page on social media.

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Ask the Admins 8.0

 genosha-meiuqer asked:How did your Christmases go (or Hanukkah, if you celebrate)? What did you do to spend the day? Did you go spend the holiday with your family, stay at your colleges, or something entirely different? What did you have for Christmas dinner? Do you have any holiday traditions you follow (e.g. watch Christmas Carol, drink hot chocolate before gifts, etc.)? What do you think was the best thing about your Christmas?     

Chamomile: Aww, thanks for asking! I celebrate Christmas and over the break I got to mosey around the house and just chill out from a really stressful semester. For Christmas dinner, we had a lot of southern comfort food (collar greens with bacon, mashed potatoes, pecan pie, etc.) and we did the usual tradition of opening one present the night before Christmas (it’s always pajamas, we’re never surprised) but we also did White Elephant this year, which was a lot of fun. The best thing about my holiday break is definitely the sleep. I had a lot of bad anxiety last semester (thus my sleep was never really peaceful) but I’ve been sleeping like a rock lately and it’s great.

M: It was a great holiday! I also celebrate Christmas, but we finished our celebrations on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas Day because we wanted to spend it with my grandparents (that and we had to drive for over 12 hours the following day). We spent it at home, ate a lot of Polish food, and opened an immense number of gifts (including giving gifts to one another). It was a lot of fun and I think I must have eaten around 27 Kolaczkis - I’m honestly surprised I didn’t get sick! This year was a bit weird since we did everything on Christmas Eve and skipped our usual Christmas service at our church, but it was nice all the same and I loved spending time with my grandfather.

anon asked: Hope this isn't too late for ask the admins. Pixomile is the ship for admins pix and chamomile right?

Chamomile: Yep! I can attest that we would make a great couple (probably just platonically, but y’all admin m is really attractive like ho dang).

M: <winks> hmu

anon asked: ive been curious about this since i read some of the results for the sociology survey you guys posted so ill do it for ask the admins, what is melanda?? im not rly into shipping real ppl but i cant find any other mentions on ur blog and i guess im curious   

Chamomile: lmao okay so “melanda” is the ship name for me and amanda (or as you all would know her, @jynnispook) in our group of friends (which includes admin m). Amanda and I affectionately call each other “babe” and “wife” all the time, and so our squad thought it would be great to give us a ship name. I think we were all joking around in our group chat about ‘pixomile’ vs ‘melanda’ and which one was the otp, which is probably why it wound up as a few answers in the survey.

M: ^^^ I can attest to all of that!! Both @thatstowawaydreamer and I were going nuts for quite a few months because every time those two would get all lovey dovey in the chat, we’d go “GAYYYYY” (all in good fun of course).

anon: melanda is the otp

Chamomile: I mean we make a great couple, so I’m not going to object.

M: For those of you wondering, the anon isn’t really an anon at all and is actually @thatstowawaydreamer - he’s the most hardcore shipper of melanda, seconded only by myself!!

anon: Not exactly a deep thoughtful question, but— all-time favorite Internet video(s)? (Mine, personally, is Shia LaBeouf Live by Rob Cantor)

Chamomile: oh my gosh that song is so golden. Even though my weeb days have long since passed, I still really like the AMV “Paranoia Drift”. I like it mostly just for the remix, but the video is cool too!

M: Freakin’ love that song, and the Citizen Cane reference at the end??? Woah. I watch a lot of videos on the good old interwebs, but I think one of my favorites is Smokey Saloon.

anon: Who did you hope for to be president. I didn't want either major party. I can't wait for 2020 to come already.

Chamomile: To be frank, I really wanted Clinton. As a queer woman, I saw her as my best option for my future and the future of the people I care about in my life.

M: Ditto. (Although honestly we all wanted Bernie.)

anon asked: do either of the admins swear?

Chamomile: Well I for one have never said a dirty word in my life, but admin m on the other hand...

M: I’d like to point out that I sent this ask to admin chamomile on discord and her immediate reaction was (I quote): “OH HO HO WELL GOSH FIDDLY F_ _ _ ING DANG IM NOT SURE” ...I have a screenshot to prove it.

anon asked: did you guys make any New Years resolutions?          

Chamomile: I want to be a better, happier person. I’m going to try to volunteer more, do some more writing, and generally try to make this a year for having a lot of personal growth.

M: I’ve always sort of thought resolutions were a bit pointless and lead to gyms always having a strange influx of people followed by them slowly trickling back into the normal speed of things. That’s not at all to say that resolutions are bad or don’t work, but they sort of just don’t work for me personally. Instead, I just make small promises throughout the year and make myself a better person slowly - it’s like I’m climbing down the cliff face of improvement rather than diving off the side without a parachute.

anon asked: what's your biggest fear?          

Chamomile: water, mainly the ocean (or other large bodies of water). It’s deep, you can’t see what’s going on below the surface, you can drown, and it’s creepy af.  

M: Getting lost, probably. I live in a heavily wooded area, and as a person who hikes a lot, I always think about getting lost and how much that would suck if I just disappeared without any explanation.

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Once I first started my commercial enterprise, I notion initiatives could be without a doubt described as web design or search engine optimization. Oh became I incorrect.  Initiatives, like clients, are available in a selection of shapes, sizes, and colors. What might also start out as a simple search engine optimization mission may lead into a complete-blown website development. And this migration isn’t because I’m pushing web design on clients, it’s due to the fact the consumer has giant obstacles with their current web site.

Since I run into this often, I’m positive the average web site owner does too.  If you’re seeking to determine among updating your existing web site or moving in the direction of a complete website design, I’d encourage you to ask yourself 5 short questions.

1. DO YOU'VE A CMS PACKAGE DEAL?

If you’re thinking what the heck a CMS package is, it approach content control gadget. Which absolutely refers to a consumer friendly manner to replace your website? And once I say person friendly, I suggest smooth enough that the common individual could replace page text, write a web design log submit, and adjust an picture.

Famous flavors of CMS include open supply WordPress, Joomla, and drupal. I'm a WordPress girl and feature dedicated through company to growing WordPress website design and helping WordPress users. That being stated, Joomla and drupal also are good packages and both have their location inside the market. Each CMS package have different niches they fill and every may be an tremendous answer for growing a brand new website.

Do human beings honestly use CMS for website design? Yep and way more than you suspect. WordPress powers 14.7% of the top million websites in the global. And 22 out of every one hundred new active domain names inside the US are going for walks WordPress.

I digressed a chunk. The point i wanted to make is that CMS packages come up with manage over your website design and your online advertising. If you’re caught residing website  with an html website that is not possible to replace, then you definitely have a trouble.

2. IS YOUR WEB SITE SEO PLEASANT?

That is a massive factor if you depend upon your website design to generate visitors via organic seek. One of the core motives i really like WordPress is because it's miles very user friendly. If configured well, it'll create seek engine friendly URLS, alt tags, specific page descriptions and titles, XML sitemaps, and the cherished h1 tags and bolded text. All are wanted for dating Google and bing properly.  Word-press makes it very easy to stay compliant with search engine regulations and enables guide you alongside the way.

If you couldn’t solution that question yourself, go to websitegrader.com and see how they grade your website design.My website is a 99/100. Maximum I question are a 50/100. In case you’re less than ninety, you have got problems.

3. IS YOUR WEB SITE FUNCTIONALLY STURDY?

Whole a listing of practical goals and examine it to what you currently have in location. Can your website design control your desire listing without ingesting your complete advertising and marketing budget in code adjustments? Are you able to add to this capability or do you have to flip to a luxurious coder every week?

Now take your necessities listing and examine that listing to WordPress, Joomla, and drupal. This kind of CMS answers will meet your desires and all are great selections. Especially, if you’re presently stick with an html web site.

Remember the utilization numbers i provided for WordPress? You’re in all likelihood questioning why it’s so famous. There are over 15,000 plug-in to be had for WordPress and that means 15,000 possibilities to feature to the core functionality WordPress gives. Many of these are loose and that they typically have an easy one click installation proper from the admin panel. Top stuff for me and the million other wordpress users.

4 ARE YOU IN FEE OF MODIFICATIONS?

Do you manage your web development site? Which could seem like a stupid query, but you’d be surprised at how many humans don’t realize exactly who created their original website design,wherein there, or how to attain them. Another frequent compliant I hear is the developer has a 30 day backlog and a simple text adjustments can't be made for forty five days.

That, my friends, is a major problem. Web advertising is fast paced. Closing year Google made 500 changes to their set of rules, because of this we web designer needed to additionally modify. If you can’t get a keep of your webmaster or when you have no get admission to the website, you’ll fall in the back of on search engine compliance and also you’ll also be a beer in your opposition.  The intention of CMS based web sites is to hold you on top of things.

5. IS IT SMOOTH TO USE?

Assuming you are on top of things of your pages and you may get admission to the back end to make changes, is it easy to do? Are you able to discern out the way to update text, upload a page, or create a web develop log post? Are you able to add pix, products, or alternate your navigation shape? You have to be able to if your website design is built inside a CMS solution.

But I warning you on selecting your developer and making sure they fully understand the CMS package deal. Back in December i wrote a blog put up about my sister’s enjoy with selecting a WordPress clothier. The put up fifteen inquiries to ask your destiny website designer is going into how she had a pretty blog that didn’t quite the level she became looking forward to.

 Useless to say, my improvement group rebuilt the entire issue for her this month because the original designer did now not code to WordPress first-class practices. He hard-coded a ton of functionality that need to have used WordPress’ consumer-pleasant menus and widgets. It’s been 8 months because she received the authentic design and after months and months of frustration, she is just now capable to creating adjustments.

My sister’s challenge becomes a worst-case situation and that is typically not the case. Usually when you lease a reputable fashion designer for WordPress, Joomla, or drupal – you clearly receive a totally person-friendly website. design 

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Domestic Routers Used to Hack WordPress Web sites

There is a group of hackers who are hijacking unsecured Domestic routers and the usage of these gadgets to launch coordinated brute-pressure assaults at the management panel of WordPress Websites.

The motive of these assaults is for the hackers to bet the password for the admin account and take over the attacked website online.

The routers play an essential role in this scenario because it allows hackers to unfold their brute-forcing attack over lots of different IP addresses, keeping off firewalls and their blacklists.

Routers hijacked via port 7547 WordPress protection firm WordFence, who exposed those assaults, says the group in the back of this campaign is leveraging security flaws [1, 2] inside the TR-069 router control protocol to take over devices. This flaw can be exploited by means of sending malicious requests to a router’s 7547 port.

Specialists say the attackers are launching only some password-guessing attempts from every router on motive, to hold a low profile for his or her assaults.

The dimensions of the botnet are unknown, but there can also be a couple of botnets. WordFence says that 6.7% of all brute-pressure assaults on WordPress Sites in March 2017 got here from Home routers with port 7547 left open on the Net.

Attacks coming from the networks of 28 ISPs The company has tracked down a lot of the largest offenders to 28 ISPs around the world, 14 of which characteristic a huge amount of routers with their 7547 management port left open to outside connections. A listing of the offending ISPs is available right here.

In many of those incidents, the attacks have been tracked all the way down to ZyXEL ZyWALL 2 routers. ZyXEL routers are widely recognized for their TR-069 flaws.

At the end of ultimate yr, a hacker attempted to hijack over a million routers from the networks of ISPs in Germany and the United Kingdom. a lot of the one’s routers have been ZyXEL or rebranded ZyXEL routers. The hacker intended to feature the routers to a Mirai botnet he becomes renting for DDoS attacks. United kingdom police eventually apprehended a suspect in February.

What’s WordPress?

WordPress is probably the single Most Famous CMS (content management gadget) there is, and is used by Hundreds of thousands of human beings to create blogs of all shapes, sizes, and flavors.

1. It is Unfastened!

Sincerely, there are many systems available that let you create a blog or net website online totally free, however none healthy the electricity, sophistication, and versatility of WordPress.

2. Ease Of Use

One of the First-rate capabilities of WordPress is that It is smooth to use to create a weblog. When you have an internet web hosting account, it probably already has a device like Fantastico, which creates the weblog for you; if now not, you can download and set up WordPress for your website hosting account. All you have to do is choose One of the hundreds of themes available (a topic is a template used to construct a site on), set a few parameters and you’ll be geared up to write down YOUR FIRST weblog Post! Now, how cool is that!

3. The power Of The Plugin

right here comes the Real power of WordPress, and this is the variety and style of so-referred to as “plugins” ( a software program that literally plugs into your WordPress weblog) to be had that provide all of the power and versatility you need for your blog. There are heaps, no, Thousands and thousands of plugins out there that do things from optimizing your web page for Search engine optimization, create sitemaps, and so on.

Do You Really want To Create The Exceptional WordPress website?

And the answer is not any! Very well, perhaps that’s not the whole solution – I mean, if there are no different net Web sites to your marketplace, then it should not be too difficult to construct the Fine WordPress web page. In any other case, just do your Pleasant to build the Quality WordPress website you can.

Nothing will please both your HUMAN and Seek ENGINE visitors than Properly-written, original, informative content material that offers the answer or method to what your human site visitors are looking for.

If the content material for your site isn’t authentic, your website may well be penalized by using Google and might turn out to be now not being determined in Search results for a long term, so it behooves you to create authentic content material. 7 Methods to Enhance Your WordPress site in 2016 content control gadget WordPress has made every online enterprise more a success due to its ease of use. This Cm is simple and effortless to navigate for audiences which may be up to date without any hassle or attempt. 2016 has provided you with many exciting functions of WordPress. In case you are inclined to Enhance your WordPress site, then following this article could make it slow beneficial.

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1. Cell view

Most of the visitors experience cozy to browse the internet site from the Cellular tool of their hand. This indicates websites profits maximum visitors from Cellular gadgets. A few Websites would possibly have an extreme trouble whilst exploring from the Cell device which might be overlooked. Maximum of the time developers pay attention greater on computing device ignoring the Cellular device completely. Accordingly, If you are a web enterprise proprietor then make certain your website is completely responsive and can work Properly on numerous Cellular gadgets.

2. Lower the web page length

You need to make your site and the internet web page with heavy pix might make your website online slow which takes your visitors far from your internet site. So, ensure you Decrease the web page size and expand a terrific user revel in in your traffic.

3. Evaluate Meta Facts nicely

Make a while to undergo and replace each and page title collectively with Some descriptions. Consider, inclusive of an applicable keyword and description collectively with smartphone variety, cope with or services could be very important. Moreover, you should absorb contact info and also the name of the metropolis while indicating the nearby commercial enterprise. Checking and comparing the WordPress website absolutely may be a wise idea.

4. Normal update of WordPress software

As all of us realize WordPress is open supply which suggests out-of-date vulnerabilities are by and large identified and may be absolutely demoralized. Using the most modern model or edition of WordPress is vital to expanding a secure installation. even as updating the WordPress web page, make certain you’ve got sponsored up all the Facts and facts. Despite the fact that a Normal update of the WordPress internet site is vital, there would possibly arise A few problem while you update WordPress files abruptly which would possibly outcome to damaged function everywhere in the web page.

5. preserve all the plugins up to date

Preserving the plugins updated is vital for maintaining the WordPress set up. Now we’re within the yr of 2016 and it will be smart to replace the plugins to be had. Moreover, it is important to shield and hold each and every modification in the outcome to plugins. As a result, you can additionally get A few advice Some professional to ensure the WordPress website works well in the upcoming days as Well.

6. Refresh and replace content

Ensure the content you replace on the WordPress website is out of mistakes. Take a look at for spelling, grammatical errors and further error, In case you found, accurate it as soon as possible. Honestly, be particular with the content with the aid of setting comprehensive information regarding the products and services that your employer holds. hold in thoughts; search engines like google and yahoo prefer the contents which can be expressive and precise.

7. Delete antique issues

Maximum of the old issues include vulnerability, which may additionally create an Amazing issue inside the destiny. So, it is better to remove them at the same time as putting in the WordPress. the ones antique and unused subject matters also can hassle your face making it slow. Therefore, ensure you delete vintage issues and make your web page better.

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