#adding the bro at the end SMH

[realtapiocafan]

credit: anontatum on x

i've got you brother - the jays

[flowerwiththemachinegun]

Twenty Questions for Fic Writers

Thank you for the tag @sephirthoughts. Had fun answering these, or what I could of them.

1) how many works do you have on ao3?

5 works. I only upload multipart fics there. Save for a Hojo one shot there and an Angeal x Reader x Sephiroth that desperately needs to finish being rewritten and expanded.

2) what's your total ao3 word count?

33,204

3) what are your top five fics by kudos?

seeing as I only have 5 on ao3, I'll do top 3

Why Don't You Join Me- Angeal x Reader x Sephiroth

Misconduct- Genesis x Reader x Tseng

Made for You- Sephiroth x Reader

4) what fandoms do you write for?

Final Fantasy 7 and that will probably be the only thing I ever write for. Maybe will sprinkle in some more ff8 really just for Laguna and Seifer.

5) do you respond to comments? why or why not?

I respond to everyone and if I didn't respond to you it's only due to it being lost in my notifications.

6) what's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Misconduct is not finished but the ending is certainly not a happy one.

7) what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I don't really do happy endings, most of my other writings are plotless. OH- well, the happiest thing I wrote was probably that cat thing with Tseng when he turns into the best cat dad after you snuck a little feller in.

8) do you get hate on fics?

If I do, they do not say it to me ever.

9) do you write smut?

Lmao. Bro I only started writing because I wanted some freaky Hojo shit and some Sephiroth foot fetish material. Someone's gotta write about riding his boots dude. Hell yes I do.

10) do you write crossovers?

Ahhh...no but does a Silent Hill AU for Tseng count (another wip smh.)

11) have you ever had a fic stolen?

Boy if you out here stealing this donkey cheek ass shit you're diabolical as hell

12) have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that I know of, but I feel like the answer may be no.

13) have you ever cowritten a fic before?

no but with the grammatical fixes and inspiration from that alone from @ghost-analogy to take Misconduct more seriously it just about feels like it lmao.

14) what's your all time favorite ship?

Ugh I do not have a favorite ship. I desperately want everyone to love and fuck each other.

15) what's the wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Made for You often feels like I will not be finishing it. I do not want to leave anything unfinished, especially this because I love where it was going. I also have this Tseng x Rufus thing where of course Tseng can't stand that man and is only in a "relationship" with him because it became, seemingly, mandatory.

16) what are your writing strengths?

None. I'm just dragging ya'll along for the ride. I might be funny or some shit I dunno lmao.

17) what are your writing weaknesses?

I can't focus most of the time, my ideas are too big for my brain, my grammar is absolutely ass and I have to actually learn, I am not good at adding emotions into my writing (I'm trying)

18) thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I have 2 braincells that fight each other until one is out for a few days. If I was capable of doing this I'd absolutely would. I imagine it's a very cool concept.

20) favourite fic you've ever written?

To be honest it was Sapphire x Sephiroth for @sapphirothcrescent for some reason it is the most proud I have been of a writing. Misconduct would be runner up.

[tubbytarchia]

I’ve put together my best guess I have a feeling I’m very wrong

Three hearts: Tango

Loads of hearts: Joel

One heart: Martyn

“Not the worst but usually don’t help Jimmy’s case”: Grian (?)

Doc: Doc (I liked this one)

Sky flower happy field: Scar

Asshole (to Jimmy): Fwhip (?)

Sex pest: Sausage

Death squiggle: Scott

I will never forgive you: Gem (Never would have gotten this)

Healing shared trauma: Pearl

I don’t know why I put question marks next to some I’m confident on like 3 and one of those is Doc. Also I realised you said not to guess so if this ruins the fun just ignore me. I just spent too long on this and I’m curious if I got it but I’m cool to remain curious forever

Womp womp. Just kidding, ding ding ding!! You only mixed up Joel and Martyn but that's on me because the thumbs up I drew for Joel does look like a heart, doesn't it... Congratulations, you win, you matched the horrid Jimmy relationship chart with 90% accuracy, thanks for taking part in my really awful gay maze gameshow you win nothing!!!

Brief reasoning: Pearl: Jimmy and Pearl could have the most lifechanging conversation just between the two of them and understand each other in a way that no one else can. I believe in them. They can do this. The hardest part is just to get them to talk in the first place

Tango: big heart, big love

Martyn: more complicated, but still love, lots of little hearts scattering around for everything from Evo (I have so many feelings about Evo solidwood) to Secret Life

Joel: Thumbs up cause he's a bro. Doesn't know Jimmy's horrors and is a mean bean but cares a lot for Jimmy at the end of it all...

Grian: yeah Doc: yeah

Scar: I enjoy the idea of them frolicking around in some cut scene of 3rd life. Scar's carefree self should have playfully run away with Jimmy from their partners and just frolicked around and allow Jimmy to be a little carefree too and free of the horrors if even just for a tiny bit. Also the Empires x Hermitcraft stuff fWhip: sorry but most of what I've seen of fWhip and Jimmy is fWhip being mean to him if even playfully, or expressing disappointment/disapproval of Jimmy in some form. BUT I'm very curious to see more. I think fWhimmy could still be redeemed for me lol I have no doubt that they've had some cute moments and such...

Sausage: Pretty much the same but with Sausage's vaguely dirty jokes etc added into the mix. Like how he enjoys to see Jimmy suffer or made a fool of (even if he claims otherwise smh) and the m*id ordeal

Scott:

Gem: Jimmy got wrangled into jousting Gem but Gem killed him and then she forced him to wear a skin that gave him a pacifier and uhhh more. I will never forgive her

[silviakundera]

The Spirealm episode 5 -7 reaction (Let's call this episode 4 now per the new 38 episodes version)

fair warning: in these episode reactions I'm not gonna pretend I haven't read the novel. in fact, I purposely finished the novel before viewing, to get The Full Experience. thus novel spoilers, including twist end, included.

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DON'T LEAN ON THE BANISTER ASDFGHJK

Ruan Baijie saving his boyfriend's ass yet again, must be Tuesday.

Then first key!!!! I wanna see the key!!!!!!!!

The survivors: wow, ok, Baijie really loves u

"Are you leaving so soon and reluctant to leave me?" // "No, it's not that," he lies

The suspicious survivors just couldn't resist trying to steal the door note and now no one has the key but the monster NICE GOING 😒

ahh and then the reveal that ofc Ruan Baijie figured out the taboos long before. He saves those who are worthy (aka his new partner).

wow Ruan Baijie is pretty. gifs don't do him justice.

Death match vs the bad hair day from The Ring.

Ep6

The whole scene in the opening of ep 6 is terribly cute. Ruan Baijie exposed as a drama sprite who was faking his injury, but Lin Quishi just accepts this in good humor as he's told this was just to "bring us closer" and for fun. Another round of, you're really picking me? but why?

He really does the, 'come closer' move to make your crush get up close so you can create a sense of intimacy with hushed voices smh

"Because there is light in you."

oh, did you give me this expensive looking necklace because you want me to join your gang?

no, because you are you.

..... misses the very gay pass completely.

(tbh I feel as if the actor is playing it like his character IS sensing the romantic undertones sometimes but doesn't know how to respond/not ready to process it and so represses & pushes it out of his mind and to the side)

Ep 7

They solved the case. Ruan Baijie gives him back the key again, "Still yours." They exchange a romantic look before he steps over.

Our protagonist thinks he's back in reality and only 15 minutes have passed. But of course that's not true: whether he entered the game time A, B, C, or it's the 12th Door theory... he's still in-play.

A roommate?? This must be the Wei what's his face, his One Friend I recall from the novel. With the girlfriend.

Injuries from the door lingering "outside".

Chestnut won't let him hug! (The clue in the novel that this is still within the door. Now, is this a new phenom or was it already Like That in ep 1? 🤔 Remains ambiguous.)

Wait, in this drama the One Friend has heard of Spirealm?! And it's eviiiill reputation. Everyone who plays it "goes insane and commits suicide". Lin Quishi acts like he hasn't already been warned that players die from the game.

Ah, created by a chinese designer who wanted to make a "comprehensive spirit world". The story goes, after he made it he added all the violent elements to the version he sold, to make it a bloody survival game.

'Can't control when you enter the door, can't get rid of it, Men Can Conquer Heaven'.

Bro goes to sleep and startles awake cause Ruan Nanzhu fka Baijie is pulling an Edward Cullen by his bedside. The more intense looking Nanzhu asks him to come along. Naturally, our boy stumbles along and meets!!! Cheng Qianli!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😄 Who is driving, like the scene in the novel. IM SO HAPPY.

Headquarters!!!!! The group!#####!!!! I'm hyped to see them all live & in color.

Emphasized again that once you enter the game, you must complete all 12 doors to get rid of the mental control of the game. ~Mind control~

(because the censors won't allow it to be explicitly supernatural)

(which doesn't mean the writer didn't intend to get around this barrier by using subtext & inferences that novel readers would understand 🤔🤔)

The clue for his next door freaks out the whole house. But then he meets cranky Cheng Yixie!!!!

He's settling in but the moment he glimpses Nanzhu's returned BUT INJURED *gasp* Must scurry down for hurt/comfort UST.

Love how absolutely unnecessary this hand-holding is. Light piano background to set the romantic mood.

A gurgling stomach growl from Ruan Nanxhu & Lin Quishi takes the initiative to stand up and make himself at home to cook for the man who's obviously being positioned as his love interest. (Like in The Untamed & Word of Honor, we're not being terribly subtle here.)

This is the 3rd time we've seen an instinctive caretaking gesture from him towards Nanzhu and the last moment as we fade out is the "boss man" looking down at his newly bestowed bandage and obviously GOING THRU IT. He's making this sigh and curling his fingers and everything.

side note: Lin Quishi is getting flashes of himself trapped under rubble. This is the second time we see them. Are they flash backs? Of a past event he survived, giving him baggage to carry? OR are we circling back again to my alternate, alternate theory that an evil VR game is part of the illusion and this IS the supernatural Doors from the novel that terminal people can get a chance to enter, to prolong or possibly prevent your death? (if so, then Ruan Nanzhu is still indeed the 12th door god. and Lin Quishi must decide to remain in the fantasy or exit & return to reality?)

[forabeatofadrum]

Do you have zimbits fic recs? I’ve never really gotten into Check Please fic, but I just got Madison in the mail and now I wanna read more zimbits but don’t know where to start!

YOU GOT MADISON?????? ASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!! My order hasn't been shipped yet so no spoilers, but you ask and you shall receive. It got long, so I am putting it under a cut in no particular order. ALSO the new Tumblr post maker is absolutely fucking terrible and it took so long to format this because of it. The whole idea of creating "blocks" in posts is stupid and it doesn't function well ANYWAY FIC TIME.

Set Your Old Heart Free by IBoatedHere

Jack doesn’t find Bitty after graduation. They don’t kiss. Jack doesn't go to Madison for the 4th. They still fall in love.

It's a simple premise, but so well executed. I uhhh always cry at the end and I love to read Jack's thoughts.

when it’s over (you’re the start) by @whoacanada

Jack goes to sleep in Providence next to his boyfriend and wakes up in Montréal to discover he's been in a coma since 2009. Refusing to believe Samwell, Bitty, and the Falconers were all a dream, Jack tracks down the real Shitty, Lardo, Ransom, and Holster to find they’ve shared the same group hallucination for years. Now, they’re on a mission to find Bitty, the love of Jack’s non-existent life, and the only member of SMH they can’t seem to get in contact with.

What it says on the tin. It is a "what if" story and it is great.

i'll see you with your laughter lines by the_one_that_fell

Eric Bittle was fourteen when his soulmate died.

They'd never even gotten to meet.

This is a great story, but heed the warnings. It's an interesting spin on the soulmate trope, because yeah, you can argue that Jack died when he overdosed, even if it was just for a small moment.

like a handprint on my heart by the_one_that_fell

"Dude, we've got an over-competitive golf dad, a badass art freak, a pre-med lax bro on the verge of a breakdown, a chronically naked rugby player, a beat-boxing giant, and an itty-bitty, baking figure skater - there's no way we came together accidentally. This was fate."

"Or it's the normal progression of human beings making friends. Chill out, bro."

(Or, the one where no one plays hockey, but it still manages to bring them all together.)

I have so much to say about this story. SO MUCH. It once gave me a breakdown when I was feeling super lonely, cause the fic is about friendship. Zimbits is just a part of it, though. Everyone gets a moment to shine and it's so good.

don't you look charming (here in the eye of a hurricane) by @whoacanada

In 2009, Jack Zimmermann doesn't just walk away from his future, he packs a bag and runs.

ANGST ANGST ANGST!! This fic captivated me so much. I don't know what else to say!!!

My Words on Your Skin by There_Once_Was_A_Girl

Jack and Bitty have a unique soul connection, they can write back and forth to each other by writing on their own skin. They know each other long before they've ever met. But when Jack overdoses Bitty thinks he's lost the love of his life forever.

Just like the other soulmate AU fic above, this takes the soulmate idea and runs with it. What do you do when you believe the other is dead?

you’ve got my number by ambrosius

It’s not as if Jack was totally inept when it came to technology. He could handle his Tweeter (Tweety? Twits? Twitter? Did it really matter?) just fine and if he’s honest, he much preferred texting to calling most days. So when he gets added to a group chat full of strangers, well, he’s pretty sure he can handle whatever comes next.

This one is so good. I am a bitch for epistolary stuff and I am glad it exists.

Graduation Dayby IBoatedHere

It takes Jack 50 days to finally see what's been right in front of him for the past two years.

Groundhog Day AU, but make it Zimbits. Jack doesn't kiss Bitty when he graduates, and that's fine, right? Well, looks like the universe disagrees. Also this fic has a real good platonic Jackshit moment.

Will Wonders Never Cease by @porcupine-girl

Eric has landed his dream job: social media manager for the Providence Falconers! Not only does he get paid to tweet, for an NHL team at that, but it’s a job where he’ll be able to make good use of his magic - when nobody’s looking, of course. Everyone on the Falconers is a joy to work with… with the notable exception of Jack Zimmermann. Eric understands that Jack doesn’t like social media, but he could certainly be a little more polite about it.

Luckily, Eric has support from his Samwell buddies, as well as his best friend - a man whose face he’s never seen, and whose name he doesn’t know. They met on an online forum where witches can gather anonymously, since it isn’t safe for them to advertise their existence in a world where magic isn’t trusted. They’ve been friends for years now, but Eric is only just starting to realize that he might have deeper feelings for someone he can never meet face-to-face.

THIS FIC!!! Jenna, I don't know if you read my fic Ebb & Flow, but I mentioned this fic in the author's note, because it was a huge inspiration. It's a secret identity magical She Loves Me AU. It sounds bonkers, but it is so goooood.

if you're going through hell (keep going) by @whoacanada

Eighteen years ago, Samwell suffered the tragic loss of one of their most promising young athletes. Ever since rumors have circulated that the school is haunted by the ghost of Eric Bittle. At least, that’s the only way anyone can seem to explain why the locker rooms smell like freshly baked apple pie on game days instead of the usual, omnipresent hockey funk.

Now in the twilight of his career, Jack Zimmermann is facing his own mortality and the last item on his bucket list?

Return to Samwell and disprove the rumor that his long-dead boyfriend is haunting Faber Memorial Rink.

MAIN CHARACTER DEATH!!! WARNING!!! And not like the previous soulmate AUs where the one thinks the other is dead. Bitty dies and Jack moved on, but he has to face the past, because people claim Bitty's ghost is real. Jack decides to find out himself.

Inertia by @foryouandbits

At the age of seven, Eric Bittle is tackled so hard in peewee football, it feels as though he's been knocked into another dimension. At the encouragement of his father, he avoids contact sports until he receives a scholarship to play hockey at Samwell University. The result is the same: every check on the ice hurts so much that Eric hallucinates another world. Eric spends the rest of his freshman year attempting to prove himself to his captain and his coaches. He questions his worth, his talent, and his sanity, and in his search for answers, he uncovers long-hidden secrets that change everything he has ever known.

I loved this one. It is an interesting take on dimension travel and Coach in this story is so great as well. I highly recommend it.

Ice Crew Please! by @petals42

Jack Zimmermann was drafted first by the Providence Falconers when he was eighteen years old. He is good at hockey. Very good. His team won the Cup his second year and now, in his third year, they are looking good. Jack should be on top of the world. And some days, he manages to convince himself he is.

He’s not, of course.

Enter the Ice Crew.

AKA: The Ice Crew AU

This sorta!fic is a fic about friendship thawing Jack Zimmermann's heart. Jack realises he's kind of a dick towards the ice crew of the Falcs and so he gets to know them, including Bitty. It's a good fucking friendship fic.

All shall know the wonder by me, lol

When Bitty decides to skate on Sunday mornings, he didn’t expect to meet a nice, handsome man who cannot hear. The Sunday mornings lead to a deep friendship that slowly leads to more.

Yes, I am finishing this list with a shameless self-promotion. I have 28 fics on AO3, 27 of them being Zimbits (one Holsom) and this is my favourite. Yeehaw.

That's it for now. There's a lot more in my Check, Please! fic tag. Also, hi to the people I have @'ed. If y'all know the tumblr URLs of some writers mentioned on this post, lemme know so I can add them.

[jacobsbigmelons]

Now, hear me out, Jacob x Dylan? Terribly sorry if that’s not in your range of expertise/comfort, I just gotta get the question out as a shipper. If it suits you, though, maybe some fluff with Jacob in general would be cute? I know your “bro (passionately)” fic was hella good and I’m a total sucker for just cute fluffy stuff.

hey anon! i’m not the best when it comes to ships since im more of a x reader kinda guy but im a man of the people 🫣 so i��ll try !

Beating around the bush

Jacob Custos x Dylan Lenivy

cw: jacob and dylan fighting off the romantic tension to the point where the vine “oh my god they were roommates” plays perfectly here.

OH- and for the sake of my own sanity, emma and jacob aren’t a thing here because i have no clue how to write a smooth scene where they casually split or whatever smh.

oh and spoiler alert i’m making the roommates joke at the end of this lol

Faint crickets chirped in the distance as moonlight lit up the cabins as best as it could, Jacob and Dylan were in their bunk beds thought the sudden voice of Dylan and the response of Jacob clearly showed they were awake. “You up?” Dylan said as he was tapping his fingers on his chest to fidget a bit.

“Huh? oh uh well I was starting to drift off but not anymore” Jacob put it bluntly, he rolled onto his side so his ear is in the air so he can both lay down while hearing what Dylan had to say. “My bad, but like can you come down and give me company. Lonely on the bottom bunk” Jacobs eyebrows furrowed not because of annoyance but merely because of his tired state but for some reason he just couldn’t find it in himself to say no.

“Ow- fuck, uh gimme a sec” Jacob moved too quickly as his elbow met the wall, the slight pulses of pain were rather uncomfortable. The sound of sheets moving before he hopped off the top bunk made the cabin slightly creek. “Heh, sup dude” Jacob sat next to Dylan who was now sitting up himself, stretching a bit as to not tire himself out. “Long day today huh?” Dylan spoke. “Dude, so uncalled for by Mr.H to go on that long ass hike, i mean I personally enjoyed it until my legs started to get tired” Jacob whined as he spoke with his hands while talking, something Dylan enjoyed about him.

“Well you definitely got the build to enjoy stuff like that” Dylan said while pointing to the not at all handsome dude in front of him without a shirt on. Yet he did all that without presenting the pink tint on his cheeks now. “I guess you’re right, sight for sore eyes i’m sure” Jacob said. “Do you ever shut up when it comes to talking about yourself?” Dylan said making sure to make his tone sound not malicious at all but mere teasing.

“Well i’m not shutting up until you make me” Jacob has a slight smirk on his face, “I mean…I can think of a few ways” the silence only adding on to Jacobs thoughts, clearly they both had similar thoughts but didn’t wanna say anything, the silence spoke every word they couldn’t. “Uh…haha…I think i’m too tired to think about how you’d do that man” Jacob rubbed his eyes to add to the bit.

“Just putting my cards out on the table.” Dylan said, whether a joke or not Jacob added onto it “What, you looking to go at it on a table?” Dylan was thrown back by his reply as the two broke out into laughter, “Well I mean there’s always room on the table so we could always y’know…do more” Dylan finished off before Jacob turned against Dylan. “Eww, you’re gross dude!” He said giving Dylan a playful punch on the shoulder. “No see! I’m not gross, i’m just more vocal about my thoughts, you just keep this stuff tucked away! So the only reason i’m being accused of being ‘gross’ is for my consistency!”

The two laughed a bit longer before the room fell silence again, though with a bit more uncomfortable tension unlike before. “Just in case, if I ever joke around and I like cross a boundary or something…just tell me?” Dylan broke the quietness, “Nah you’re good man, but…when you do joke and shit…do you like, mean some of that stuff?” Dylan always made flirtatious jokes, a bit to Ryan when they first became friends, and most of the time they were directed to Jacob. But he never expected to be confronted with this kind of question. The urge to lie was there but he felt wrong lying to the person he feels deeply for.

“I mean…like I said. No jokes this time, my cards are on the table…so I mean, I guess. Yeah. I like you a lot, you’re a good friend and all that. So, if you ever…wanna give a guy named Dylan a call and ask him out or whatever, i’m here.” Silence yet again filled the air which only made Dylan want to double back on what he just said, he definitely didn’t expect to spill his guts to his crush. “But if you don’t I totally get that I mea-“ His words were cut off by the feeling of long awaited lips against his, he was shocked at what was currently going down, was Dylan even conscious?

They pulled away quickly as they just stared into one another’s eyes as they felt more drawn to each other in the moment, they simply reconnected lips once again, Dylan putting a hand on Jacobs waist and likewise. “Uh.” They awkwardly laughed in unison, almost like they both knew they weren’t expecting this. “Color me impressed, Im pretty speechless, not too often this happens” Dylan admitted. “Well, uh” Jacob scratched the back of his neck. “We don’t have to talk when we can like…show it.” Jacobs voice which was much more louder earlier now turned soft even kinda sweet was showing and it only made Dylan smile. “But guess what?” Jacob was trying not to laugh as he spoke his question.

“What…?” Dylan asked with concern laced in his voice along with a raised eyebrow. “oh my god they were roommates.” Dylan playfully smacked Jacobs chest as all he could do laugh while trying to protect his bare body. “You just killed such an intimate mood dude.” Dylan said now slightly annoyed but more or less happy overall as he saw Jacob filled with all this joy, it was contagious really.

“Worth it.” Jacob said while cackling as they attempted tried to sleep in the bottom bunk together, the crickets still chirping as the moonlight illuminated the two peaceful lovers.

[mithliya]

Bro killed an abusive piece of shit and everyone is talking about ‘what a tragedy it is’ smh….this guy was beating the shit out of his sister and he thought she was dead, no wonder he did what he did

Simon Birch killing: Adam Jenkins jailed for Newbottle manslaughter https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-66221528

Simon Birch killing: Adam Jenkins jailed for Newbottle manslaughter

A man who killed his sister's violent boyfriend at the end of a Christmas Day party has been jailed for eight years.

Simon Birch, 39, was fatally wounded in the neck at the home of Adam Jenkins in Newbottle, Sunderland, at about 23:20 GMT on 25 December 2021.

Jenkins, 36, was cleared of murder but found guilty of manslaughter by a Newcastle Crown Court jury.

Mr Birch's family said he was beating his "demons" and his devastating death had "stolen the joy of Christmas".

Jurors were told Mr Birch had been in a relationship with Jenkins' sister Emma for two-and-a-half years and there had been multiple incidents of domestic abuse and violence.

The couple were invited to Jenkins' home to celebrate Christmas with the rest of the family, but at the end of the party Mr Birch launched a violent attack on his girlfriend.

Jenkins had told jurors he believed Mr Birch had killed his sister after multiple punches left her unconscious and bleeding on the living room floor.

He said he had got locked in the kitchen while Mr Birch was pushed outside, but he could still hear shouting and screaming which made him fear for the rest of his family.

Jenkins, who ran a successful bricklaying agency, said he could not remember picking up three knives from the kitchen but assumed he would have done so to arm himself, Ms Jenkins and his partner Natalie Shaw against further attacks from Mr Birch.

He also said he could not remember inflicting the fatal wound in the driveway but did recall trying to perform CPR on Mr Birch.

Prosecutor Francis FitzGibbon KC said the "large family gathering" had been a "very happy occasion" with "people enjoying themselves", although there appeared to have been an "undercurrent of unpleasantness" and "tension" between Mr Birch and Ms Jenkins during the day.

He said a number of people drank a lot of alcohol during the day including Mr Birch, who was found after his death to be more than three times the drink drive legal limit which rendered him "vulnerable".

In statements read to court, Mr Birch's two teenage daughters said they had been devastated by his death.

They said while a lot of the focus in the trial had been on his "negative" parts, including his drug abuse and violence, there was much more to him than that.

They said he was "loving and generous" and would do anything to help anybody, adding he made his family feel "loved and protected".

Mr Birch's mother, Jennifer, said he had "brought love and laughter" into the family and had a passion for motorbikes, football and music.

She said life was "never dull" when he was around and he had the "strength to beat his demons".

Mrs Birch said her son's killing had "stolen some of the joy" of Christmas.

Jeremy Dein KC, representing Jenkins, read parts of a letter written to the court in which the killer said he was "truly and utterly sorry".

He said his client left school at 16 and "worked tirelessly" to build a successful bricklaying agency employing dozens of people and apprentices, adding he was a "man who gave to society in so many different ways".

He said "regrettably" Mr Birch had played a "pivotal part" in the "tragic situation" as he had "launched an unprovoked and violent attack on the Jenkins family that evening".

In a letter sent to the judge, Emma Jenkins talked of her "ongoing love" and "fear" of her partner, adding she thought he might have killed her that night.

Mr Dein said Ms Jenkins was "overcome with guilt" about bringing Mr Birch into a "hard-working, decent and honest family" and "feels strongly she is responsible" for her brother's incarceration.

The Honourable Mrs Justice Alison Foster said Mr Birch was a "young vigorous man" who "had much of his life before him".

The judge said Mr Birch was "very much loved and dreadfully missed" with the date of his death adding "extra poignancy".

She said she was "sure" Jenkins did not intend to seriously harm or kill Mr Birch and had "genuine horror and surprise" that he died.

The judge said Jenkins was a "peaceable man" of "excellent character" who tended to avoid confrontation but on Christmas night wanted to get Mr Birch away from his family "knowing what he was capable of".

his mom saying her abuser son had the "strength to beat his demons"... uh maam the only thing he used his strength to beat was his girlfriend!

if i saw a man beating my sister up until she was unconscious, i might react similarly. it sucks that his daughters are left fatherless, but i don't think the brother of jenkins is in the wrong for attacking a man after he thought his sister was murdered in front of his eyes. the only family i feel sorry for is the family who dealt with their daughter being severely abused by her boyfriend and another one of their children being jailed for defending his sister from her abuser.

[tmwcs]

RAEEEEE GUESS WHOS HERE ABOUT DT SUPER LATE🤩

Me😌

Im sorry BUT NOW IM GONNA START READING IT AND YOULL GET ALL MY LIVE REACTIONS🤭‼️

"Gently rubbing his fingertips along your skin, swaying them back and forth"

RAE😭😭 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO USSSSS, pls pls take our well being into consideration 😔😔

“Good girl... you even know how to pronouce it correctly"

good girl? GOOD GIRL???? AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO WINK AFTERWARDS???? im done I cant with this guy

“Maybe….we’ll see.”

Maybe yes, hopefully not😌

“Night sweet thing.”

Boy im no object 🤨🤨 (but since its you saying it, I dont mind as much😋)

“Let us know if you need anything.”

You sir pls?🤯

Gazing at the message that you had just received, you saw that it was from Kurt, who expressed how good it was to see you again. “…Hmm…I wonder….” You mentally noted as you came up with an idea and messaged back.

No no pls dont "wonder" it usually ends bad😨

OMG IM LOOKING AT THE PICS YOU ADDED RN AND IM- SUISHSEESDDD let me suck your dick pls??? (Both)

“You would look so pretty in a wedding dress.”

THIS AND THE PICTURE UNDERNEATH IT????VBYXDGHHHHH, Heejeong does smh unexplainable to me😣

“Yeah?.....I beg to differ.”

SIR???? STOPPPP

“Hey, y/n. I’m finally here, sorry I missed the ceremony, but I’m glad I could make it in now.”

You missed the ceremony what else you here for boy?💀 also rae pls pls dont do what im think you're going to do pls pls dont

You had invited Kurt, as a manner to introduce him to the family since you had recently decided to give him a chance and accept his offer to begin a relationship

Bye.

WHYYYYY TELL ME WHYTYYY???????? I dont even know what to say🤯🤯

Im kurt number 1 hater #kurtkys #kurtleaveynalone #kurtpullasamuelsoicanhaveareasontohateyou

Im never forgiving you for this rae

"Im good Mrs....um..."

Bro doesn't even know the name of his girlfriends mother 💀💀 this is way worse then what samuel did I think I have reason to hate him now😌

Heejeong merely looked down at Kurt’s hand before glaring back up at him….then over to you.

YES BAE IGNORE HIS DIRTY HANDS WHO KNOWS IF HE EVEN WASHED THEM???😨‼️

"Nice to meet you. I’m Kurt.”

No one cares bro you can stop💀💀

You figured they were disappointed that you hadn’t told them about Kurt sooner

Nah babes they're mad bc they want to fuck you

"We’re dating.”

Im so done with y/n

"They were busy.”

Pls keep em busy🙏🏻🙏🏻

"It’s okay….” You bit your lip as you chuckled once more. Leaning in, you whispered out. “Should we try again?"

NO???? how about y'all DONT try again💀

"So..."

FINALLY OME OF MY BAES🤭🤭

"Come again?....”

Y/n bae in the nicest way possible, stfu🤗

"Nuh-uh. Come here, we need to have a little talk, you and I.”

Okay lets talk😋 OMG THE PICTURE????? IM DYING DJJDUDJEJD

“Shhh….come here…..COME HERE.”

Come here and get some~~

ANOTHER PICTURE???? *this user has died*

Okay ill continue dying after i finish this ask 🔥🔥

“Stop! This is wrong! You’re insane, get off!”

Dont stop! This is feels so right! You're not insane, dont get off**** sorry had to fix your typo😰😰

"Dont be like that…..haven’t I shown you kindness and affection?....Haven’t I shown just how much I ADORE you?”

BAE PLS PLS FORGIVE MY DEAR Y/N, SHES JUST BEING SILLY 🤗🤗

"Those are some pretty strong words princess…..are we fighting? Hmm? Tell me…..” placing a hand on your hip, he starts to motion your body to grind against his crotch as he whispers out the last bit. “Are we fighting?”

I might have to resume being dead soon bc oh my god i cant handle this

"Tell me baby….since we’re fighting…tell me what I gotta do to fix it…tell me.

Nothing babe you're perfect 😌‼️ #loveyourself #changeyourselffornoone #beyourself

"Come on baby…tell me what I gotta do to fix it….so we can get along…”

OH WAITTTT, that shitty gf of yours💀 we can get along then👍🏻

No princess….dont think I will……I don’t think you want me to…..that’s okay because that’s what I’m here for…..”

You're right, pls dont stop😣

"Boyfriend hasn’t touched you yet…has he?”

THANK GOD NO 🙏🏻🙏🏻

"Let me fix it."

Yeah this is my last straw, im dead 👍🏻

Okay kids, lets all thank rae for the amazing chapter 🤭🤭

Bro the way I laughed at this….this is…this is gold. I’m literacy saving this right now so I can refer back to it bc this was just absolutely hands down the best Silky. Omg. Lol! I loved that enjoyed the chapter. Bro..the part where Heeseung was like “let me beat it up and say sorry to it with my tongue later” I died lol. Could you imagine? I should have chapter 6 posted by tomorrow maybe since im working on HHP ch 20 rn ;)

[apheliia]

honestly, one of my favourite things about the hoyo games is how they deal with immortality, im a sucker for immortal characters who dont enjoy being immortal and vise versa, yknow?

its why baizhu and yaoshi are so interesting to me, especially baizhu. most of the liyue story themes revolve around modernity vs. tradition and mortal life compared to the reclusive adepti, usually (im pretty sure its always?) siding with the former being better. so a character like baizhu, a mortal man desiring immortality is just so cool and i wished they gave enough of a shit to write him better (not that his writing is bad, especially compared to some other characters, but its very obvious the writers couldnt choose between a 'kind doctor' character or a more black jack-esque doctor who can cure anything but is pretty morally gray, especially the 'charging people a bizzare amount of money' thing)

one baizhu moment that i think about constantly is from his story quest where xiao tells him "immortality may not be the blessing that you imagine it to be." and i just wish hoyo could expand on that. like imagine wanting immortality more than anything and then basically being told by an ancient being "its not my buisness but please dont its awful."

(also yeah genshin's worldbuilding sucks so bad lmao, i've played through all of the main story and read alot about the lore and i still barely know What is even going on)

NO IT'S REALLY ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS!!!!! hyv writing is kind of questionable most of the time but i think they did well in their handling of immortality. it's really fascinating to me.

baizhu wants to attain immortality so bad, to save others, to save changsheng, and maybe to save himself (just throwing that last one on there for fun tbh i think he's way more worried about others; the other potential victims of changsheng's contract if he does not end it asap, changsheng herself, etc). i wonder what he must've felt when xiao outright told him "immortality may not be all that you think it is" LIKE???? this ancient being told you not to do it. but he'll continue doing it anyway. a man who is blinded by his ambition. hmm. and yeah i do agree! but i also hope this particular trait of baizhu's was done for a reason, not just bc the writers couldn't pick between tropes. baizhu was written impressively well compared to some others, so i HOPE it really is there for a reason.

(GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE BECAUSE I SWEARRR SOMETIMES I HAVE NO CLUE WTF IS GOING ON)

but to add my own little commentary regarding yaoshi bc i never stfu about them: yaoshi is so fascinating to me for so many reasons.

do they know about the consequences of their blessings? if so, did they warn the alliance's ancestors, and did those people just not listen? or... did they not say anything? if so, why? OR do they just not know?

(either way i think the xianzhou's explanation of their history is bullshit. girl why did you all go LOOK FOR THEM and ASK FOR IMMORTALITY and then get mad when they did what you asked....... smh. This is why we can't have good things [<- is biased])

to add onto that last point, are they so all-consumed by abundance that they cannot see beyond their path and cannot even perceive the harm their actions cause? it would be such a fascinating idea, because this would also explain why lan is SOOOO obsessed with them (just say you want to kiss them bro it's ok 😒 /J); if the "aeons are all-consumed by their path" is true, then lan literally cannot do anything BUT hunt yaoshi down. the trailblaze can do nothing but trailblaze, which would explain why they disappeared. They Trailblazed Too Far. but if this were true, then what would this mean for aeons like long?

OR. is yaoshi simply an amoral eldritch being, whose motivations and thought processes cannot be comprehended by mortals? adding to this point, why the fuck does the xianzhou alliance "categorize" the aeons GIRL THEY ARE ELDRITCH DEITIES NONE OF THOSE MFS ARE "GOOD" OR "EVIL" ❗️❗️❗️❗️

[charizardstolemynickname]

I have watched a few more episodes now (just finished episode 12) and AHHH

Episode 10: VEE IS ADORABLE, hope she stays and comes back later, Vee being such a great human that she got cool friends is pretty funny

fucking conspiracy theorists the main villain again as they should be (/j)

I am glad Luz could talk to her mum, even through reflections and such, hope she manages to convince her mum to visit the demon world, because Eda is cool as fuck who wouldn't want to visit her

Episode 11: LOVED the amity and willow interaction, i want to see the new friendship more especially with how they used to be friends and all

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY PAL RAINE!? Don't memory wipe them! Bless them, I hope they get their memory back soon, AND DAMN IT WE DIDN'T GET A CHEESY ROMANTIC REUNION BETWEEN RAINE AND EDA! smh, the angst wins over fluff again (/j)

Little miss grumpy pumpkin (Kikimora) the little traitor, like bro, nobody likes you, even your own side!!!

Hooty and King the dynamic duo, did so well as a convincing float

Poor Amity, spending the whole episode thinking her girlfriend was lying and hiding things from her (she was), glad they got it sorted out in the end <3 my girls!

Episode 12: AHHHHH Lilith is back <3, love you queen, glad you are back even for 1 episode, you ARE Cool Aunt Lilith

Philip IS a dick, fuck him, throw him in a pit BUT I KNEW HE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH BELOS

Listen, I am likely VERY wrong, BUT, its the owl house's fault for adding hints that I am correct, and either Belos is a decent from him OR they are affected by the same curse or something

Didn't they say he had a brother? There was 2 of them that went? I gotta keep an eye out for that

AND EDA DAD INTERACTION! Adorable, 10/10, I knew this season was the season of parental issues, I feel so bad for him, I will admit I almost cried, BUT I DIDN'T , I am WINNING this race to see how long it takes for me to cry at an owl house episode

[simp999]

Bloopers/Notes from "A New Home!"

☆I don't have anything too silly until ch. 15 :(

Ch. 1, Where am I?:

☆I started this fic at like, 2 am, just on complete impulse. Everything here just summoned itself from my 2 am brainrot.

☆I didn't really chat this chapter out with any friends, so nothing too silly.

Ch. 2, Meeting New People?:

☆I was planning on making reader more of a Simp, but I talked to my friends and we decided against it, since it would be difficult for reader to get along with characters more genuinely.

☆At the end of the chapter, "If I go to sleep here, will I wake back up in the real world?...", I was thinking of just posting chapter 3 where it said: You wake up, story over. The end.

Ch. 3, We are the Army.:

☆Army was an octoling since the beginning! You can see that in the banner. The background is made up of octopi instead of squids, and you can see a bit of a tentacle.

Ch. 4, If memory serves wrong...:

☆Bro I suck at writing flirty stuff. End me now, Aloha's difficult for me to write

☆The "nothin' personal, kid", was a total reference, and I plan on adding many more. I'm going to try my best to add some iconic vines that still suit the scene.

Ch. 5, Descisions, decisions.:

☆On the other hand, I looove drawing aloha! He's so cute and silly! I like to draw his tentacles very round and bubbly and man, his eyes are so pretty!

☆This was the chapter that made me start thinking about giving reader teammates, mostly because they needed someone other than a bench to sleep.

Ch. 6, Hoooow Anoooying.:

☆mASK MY BELOVED

☆Can you tell he's my favorite?

☆I wanted to make him a little silly, giving him more of a personality. He can't be scary all the time, I really do think part of it is an act.

☆Another anime reference: the lens of his gasmask shining, just like in an anime.

Ch. 7, SUB WEAPON HELL!:

☆I was torn between what to do for the banner. I already used Mask with his mask on for chapter 6, and I planned on using his maskless version for what's now chapter 13. But then I remembered another one of my favorite boyos, Desi! I know he isn't featured too much in this chapter, and I'm sorry, but I needed something!

☆Anyways, I know this entire battle by heart. I know all of Mask's voice lines. Save me.

☆I try my best to not show bias in my fics, but I will relentlessly show it outside of em'.

☆Ugh, can't wait for team cyan moments fr

Ch. 8, Newfound Family.:

☆THE GUYS FR

☆I was stuck between just giving reader nameless teammates, incase ya'll already had your own ocs in mind of something, but I HATE nameless characters. And characters that don't have a personality. I figured that I'd already have to give them personalities, so why not go all in.

☆Soooo, I threw in my beloved OCs! I've had these guys around for YEARS, so I know them and their personalities like the back of my hand, which makes writing for them super easy and fun!

☆bro they look so cursed with splatoon 1 hairstyles to me. I didn't have the heart to snatch their iconic hair, so ignore that.

LOOK AT HIM!! ITS NOT EVEN MILO ANYMORE HE'S JUST MARCUS SMH.

Ch. 9, Shopping Spree!:

☆I actually wrote this and the last chapter at 1 am by accident. I was like oho let me write a few notes down for tomorrow so I don't forget. But here we are 2k words later.

☆After seeing that the next day, I realised that the squad tm would take up 2 chapters total. There's 3 of them. So then I had to figure out how to do the banners. I worked it out, though!

☆Tasha's hair's longer I swear, it just didn't fit on the banner smh

☆Damn she and skull look a lot alike, huh

☆L

Ch. 10, Skull's Territory.:

☆I knew I couldn't have reader simp, but that doesn't mean I can't have some simpery!! So I have Milo, Leo and Tasha to do it!! They get to express my true emotions <3

Ch. 11, A Misunderstanding?:

☆sTEAAAALTH!!! <3333

☆My sweet boy

☆So the poll for background characters was mostly for him ngl

☆THOSE DAMN GOGGLES WERE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS TO SHADE WAAAAH

☆I also may have colored them green by accident the first time and had to start over.

☆I reaaaally hate making characters like Rider go OOC, but I need the story to continue! I'm sorryyyy

Ch. 12, Getting Too Comfortable.:

☆FINALLY WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE UGH

☆Also, blushy rider. ♡♡

☆He wants that battle, dude

Ch. 13, Player Two?:

☆aaaAAAA MAAASK

☆May have made a 9 hour mask playlist to write to.

☆Ahem.

☆I was planning on going in official meeting order for these uhh "getting closer with the S4", (Rider, army, aloha, mask, skull.) but my clear bias for Mask got me to write for him first.

☆I struggled to choose which song, but the idea came to me because I learned all the lyrics to Kick Back(chainsaw man), not too long ago. But I figured I'd just go with one of the most well known series/openings.

☆Didn't make the cut:

-Was gonna have reader and Mask walk in the rain together. That's why reader grabbed Milo's umbrella, cause it was the biggest one.

-c'mon, that would have been cute

Ch. 14, ...You Didn't See that.:

☆I was planning this since the start to be honest. Not exactly this scenario, but I knew I wanted to throw this headcannon in there.

☆After seeing how much love my fic was getting, I was almost going to abandon the idea, afraid that my readers wouldn't like it, and leave.

☆Jeebus those tentacles took me way too long to draw.

Figuring out what to do for Army's meetup+scrapped ideas:

Ch. 15, Sweetheart.:

☆I only made it to 1k words with Skull's part, he really doesn't talk a lot so it's hard to fill up space.

☆Soooooo

☆You guys asked for it: Avi time!

☆Now finally, here's some of the discord chats I had with my friends. Plans for story along with memes. Blanked out hints for the next chapter.:

Ch. 16, An Unexpected Meetup.:

☆I completely winged it. I knew I wanted like- a dummy kinda where we'd see all the S4 at once

☆Sorry for minimal aloha time, we got him earlier in the series though! (Bias game strong, he's not my favorite s4 member :( )

☆I'll try for more aloha time soon I'm sorry

☆The kind of rivalry/jeasoulsy between them wasn't planned and I kinda don't like it, but it is canon that they don't really like eachother so

☆Eh

Ch. 17: Not Much of a Choice, Huh?

☆Ughhh this feels like a dating sim now and I hate it

☆But characters catching feelings ♡♡♡

☆Not to figure out how they deal with them and how readers gonna figure that out

☆Wah

Ch. 18: Challengers Approach!

☆ oOoo they catchin' feelings!!!

Ch. 19: The Freshest Squid on the Block!

☆ YOOOOO LEO FANBOY!?!?!

☆ Hehe, we love making Leo happy

☆ Ugh, Emperor. I was not looking forward to writing him. I personally don't have him as a favorite, I was never able to like his kingly attitude. (I looove his design as somebody who draws nd does character design, though! Well made character.) Buuut...(see ch. 21)

Ch. 20: The Absolute King.

☆Yesss! Reader showing more emotion!!

☆Someone's gettin' angyyy

☆Ohoho does this count as angst? Berly, but I'm enjoying it

☆ Did you guys know that I half specialise in angst? Yeah enjoy that info

Ch. 21: A Crushing Defeat.

☆ Making you guys hate him off the bat is a lot dunner to write! He was shitty and mean in the first bit where he was shown anyways, so suffer! He'll have to go through some character development eventually, but until then, he's your most despised rival mwahaha

☆I hope the wat I write him makes you wanna deck him in the face :)

Ch. 22: It Only Gets Tougher, I Promise

☆ ... what no, what makes you think mask is my favorite. I show no bias ever. (How many times have I said that, now?)

[cheolism-archive]

YOOO STOPPPPP RN SEEING SVT LIVE SEEMS SO FUNNNNN!!! i always see clips of it and would probably eat a slug to go see them it just seems like such a fun experience especially with what you said added on and honestly if i get to see seungkwan irl i no doubt would end up having him as a bias arhhhhh

i am more of an nctzen/atiny and got dragged into svt by my friend and slowly explored svt tumblr where i found you and have just been slowly trying to figure out a bias bc everyone is just too ARHH I CANT PICK ONE IT ALMOST MAKES ME ANGRYYYY

OOOOOH and SPEAKING OF HAVE U SEEN THE JUN CLIPS??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? THE ONE WHERE HE SAYS ‘it’s time for class’ I WANT TO LEARN TOO BRO WTH

Okay deadass I answered this twelve hours ago???? And ig it didn’t process smh okay

It was sm fun!!! Except my ears popped within the first ten seconds bc I screamed so loudly?? And then their voices were all reaaaally high for a bit skskksks and dead as they’re so gorgeous irl. Seungkwan is sooooo bootiful deadass. And don’t worry abt picking a bias!!!!!!! Cheol I fell for immediately (this was during his hiatus), but seungkwan was a more gradual thing???? So it doesn’t always happen right away ((I say this like you’re actually experiencing love keke)). And like with some situations a bias doesn’t appear until you’re three years into a group, like work how josh was admittedly towards the bottom of my list and now he’s shot towards the top.

And YES I HAVE I need to pace myself w that show bc last night I literally was watching between my fingers keke I was sooo flustered. I’m actually thinking abt writing a short piece I spirited by a scene ((abt the same length as my recent dk/gyu fics))

[ohwell-itsme-but-danganronpa]

(NSFW) Pre-game ousai fucked around and left finding out to their post-game selves

[also known as The Quadruplets AU :)]

Apollo: Thinking of Kagebon but instead of Kage being the kinky weirdo, it's the innocent looking Bon Bunny: always the quiet ones…. call that a rope bonnie (ba dum tss) being bullied? stop it instantly by whispering harder! Apollo: Everyone looks at him and how he sometimes acts a bit shy and are like this dude probably doesn't even know what porn IS but boy are they fucking W R O N G Everyone: Ahhh Kage is the kinky one of the two Bon: Right. I'm in control tonight Kage: Call in sick tomorrow…Got it Beez: the face of someone who fucks hard and nasty [the bonpien_jojo emote from the saiou zine] Apollo: It's the small quiet one who will utterly break someone Kage isn't moving for awhile Someone: Oh Bon would be a bottom if he ever had sex Kage: They don't know he's a switch or that I couldn't move over the weekend Bunny: 'ah. they were rude to him at chess club again today. i will need to prepare first aid' theres a lot pent up in his tiny body. luckily kage is very willing to be scratched bitten and/or smacked kage is truly the only thing holding this man together local grape has refrained from becoming a serial killer because of (1) masochist finally. kokichi gets to fight SHUUICHI about saying he doesn't need aftercare equality Apollo: Just pouting in annoyance while he being taken care of Beez: bon

Bunny: we love somewhat healthy coping mechanisms! bro imagine being postgame kokichi [sob emoji] u go to past you's closet in the hopes this asshole at least left you some comfy hoodies and a latex bodysuit falls out miu keeps trying to steal his riding crops, the bitch Apollo: He just wanted a hoodie, not be reminded that he was a whore Smh they got a bunch of money for being in DR she should just buy her own

me: finally some fucking food, I thought I was gonna starve [the words of someone who's about to go off a deep end and take this lighthearted convo into hardcore territory, adding a helping of breeding kink so severe it'll be off-putting to anyone who's not really-really into it, this is your only warning]

kage wears a collar btw the first thing post game Kokichi finds is leashes by the door and he's like "I had a dog? where is it? who took care of it?" but 10 minutes later he's like "Oh. okay." they would go big on the degradation, maybe even slave/master dynamic, with a bit of a breeding kink to indulge me, he'd be telling kage that he was made for this and it's the only thing he's good for and then plug him up after coming inside and if he has a latex suit, he should have kinky boots too, for kage to lick and be stepped on, so he can finally be where he belongs, at his master's feet, ready to be his breeding hole, happily follow orders with no mind of his own because his entire world is this cock and the post game saiou should use all those stuff too, just so they can get their own experiences, trust, can't let it all go to waste, and that's like, reclaiming their bodies to make it theirs, instead of leaving it as something that pgs did using those bodies, and there's a little bit of curiosity for the taboo, obviously that's healthy, but they're not freaks like those freaky pgs, nooo, no way (they are, their "research" proves that they very much are)

for my next one I'm going to get Shuichi pregnant with quadruplets that all look like Ouma, maybe even in this very same AU, my goal is to cause that man maximum possible horror of pregnancy, as well as sexual confusion and frustration, would it be worse for him if he woke up from the simulation pregnant (thinking, circa 3rd month, didn't know when he got in), or if he woke up to having kids (before marriage also, but that's just a cherry on the top), getting knocked up later would be too normal, he has to suffer, and the confused feelings are important too, he's got to be real conflicted and pent up, so the pregnant option is my best bet, but both could be fun to explore sorry, something in me snapped recently, don't know if it will pass

Bunny: im shaking why would you do this me: [shrug emoji] just felt like it and I like the "oh no, now we have to" type situations, when circumstances push characters closer forcefully, so it's mutual awkwardness cancels out into finding comfort in each other, and I want that vibe for the post game saiou in this, but I can't resist twisting the knife further and want to say they didn't know the pgs were involved with each other specifically until after the kids are born and start looking suspiciously more grape-like as their hair grows out, but they just bonded over "my pregame self done some wild sexual stuff beyond my comprehension and now I am disturbed" and decided to have more sex to cope with it, and sort of became roommates in the process and began to co-parent at first when people assume that those are their kids on the basis that they're seen together, they just laugh it off, usually don't even bother correcting strangers, not paying the idea any mind, but slowly, ever so slowly, the similarities grow and their friends begin to side-eye them, so they get a paternity test to disprove this ridiculous theory, but oops, it's positive, welp, that doesn't change anything, does it? (it does, it puts thoughts in their heads and messes with their feelings, looking the societal expectation to get married in the eyes and walking backwards into hell, because my boy has issues that somehow make it scarier than any of those other stuff)

Bunny: quadruplets is still too got dam many tho take pity good lord i am going to TNR saiou me: my first impulsive thought was giving some crazy number like 7, but then I took a step back, because I decided to tie it in to this au and make it only one pregnancy, I was actually inspired by some people's rants to become evil Bunny: villain arc also i take issue with four not being referred to as a crazy number me: I mean, it is, but it could be realistically worse, isn't the world record 8-way twins? that or 7, I wouldn't go that far with them, well, not outside of omegaverse/ other monsterfucking au when having a litter is reasonable

How do I lure y'all back in? Do you want fluff? Here shaking a bag of comfort Kokichi giving Shuichi massages Taking baths together, not even just as aftercare Lazy cuddle fucking, at first to accomodate Shuichi not feeling like much else but being hormonal, later on because 9/10 times they're both tired And they even learn how to regularly use protection (please come back) Pgs didn't have much interest in it, but those two bring in some praise, a lot of what they do is about finding comfort and reassurance in each other, so there's a lot of praise, even if sometimes it has to be saved for after not to ruin the roleplay The kids are really cute and they have a support group of babysitters So those are identical twins, 4 boys, one seems to take after Kokichi and becomes a troublemaker, the most hyper of the bunch, firstborn and perhaps also the largest (but the differences are small) Another is very much a small Shuichi in spirit, very curious, first to learn reading, asks the worst questions and has impeccable timing The third one is the one that actually acts like Kokichi when he was little, he is a master of psychological manipulation, also known as a little angel, everybody coos and gives him the extra candy or whatever else he politely asked for while his brothers are breaking shit in the bg, nobody is going to believe Kokichi and his intervention will be in vein, The fourth one has the most concentrated autism, very quiet, most likely to turn out transgender, breaks their hearts by always wanting to stay with the babysitter once the time's up, the most picky and not just in eating, second neatest after angel but quite… artistic

Bunny: …i maintain that im TNRing them even if we keep the quadruplets tubes TIED. IMMEDIATELY. NEVER AGAIN i also demand loving on shuuichi's inevitable stretch marks

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

Convinced my succulent amazing juicy wonderful mesmerizing n awesome boyfriend to play fortnite with me. He said we can Friday which is like TOMORROW! I'm very excited 🗣️🙏 we haven't played fortnite together in like 6 months!! I miss my pookie bear that I always have to carry cause I'm so awesomeness. Anyways I'll let you know how this Fortnite date goes... And I'll total up how many wins I'm going to carry this BUM to. It honestly took a lot of convincing but omg he said the sweetest thing when he did give in... "Call me Friday" pause "we can play a game" pause me (alpha): REALLY "yes" okayokay what game are you willing to play? (I had offered like 3 games((he said no to each of them smh... He's not into games anymore 😞💔))) "We can play fortnite" me (alpha): REALLY "yes" I was telling him I was excited n what not I asked why he changed his mind he said...

"I don't want you to be upset"............ Like baby girl you care about me....? I of course told him I wouldn't be, uhh had to follow it with "that last time I was being dramatic and sensitive about things" (we kind of argued because I had gotten the sense he wasn't interested... Him losing interest in playing the game with me was one of the reasons I thought so... Uhhh guys my bad 😥 we obviously talked it out n we're all good YK!!) but I kind of felt my heart flutter cause it's sweet that he'd play with me for the sake of my potential feelings regarding it 😞🙏

Anyways, Fortnite is tomorrow. Or Friday I'm not sure about the timezones... I also got re-added by an old friend for like the 6th time? Idk bros so strange, he'll randomly unadd me n ghost me then later on add me back to vent or like.... Ask for advice? Idk he asked for advice just a bit ago..? But it's interesting I guess 😵‍💫 Idk I don't really care!!

Alright.. I let you out of my grasp... For now... I'll be back with my statistics n I'm kind of intrigued on how the truce is gonna work out. Heh......... One step closer to Gojo n y/n making up..... Hopefully it won't get freaked up..

This is the end now..

Yours truly, 👽 anon.......

LETS GOOOOOOO me n my lover had the same situation except reversed…. they kept asking me to play n i said no and then i was like fine let’s play so THEY SAID NO. and now we are at a standstill ❤️ but tbh we play minecraft more than anything sooooo this reminded me i must ask them to play. BUT IM GLAD U GUYS WORKED IT ALL OUT HOORAY FOR THE HAPPY COUPLE! godspeed brother.

you already knowwwww it’s gonna get freaked up

[m1ckeyb3rry]

ASHSJSH I mean from everything we’ve talked about you sound like a very reasonable sound minded individual with a brain so I think you just got some bad luck with people?? Ok in the instance of this girl YIKES no this definitely isn’t a you problem bro wtf you got the epitome of asshole bitch pick me good thing you dropped her!!!! Not her trying to ride off your rizz that’s insane work we also do not fw the islamophobia!!!! You should tried setting her up with an asshole by saying he was cute or something LMFAO but SHSHSHS yeah you’re probs safe…not a tumblr user and yeah since you haven’t written for those……do you know if she knows tumblr exists because I fr didn’t know people wrote and read on here until relatively recently but maybe I also live under a rock LMAO

REAL actually ykw is funny they actually have a novelization of blue lock but I’ve never tried reading it soooo but I actually did buy a singular volume (only to see if we got any extra tabieitaken crumbs in the writing SHSHSH) but I’ll lyk how that goes…

But FR the automatic “not blatantly sexualized”association with peak female writing is not it….but yeah anyways it is what it is LMAOO kaneshiro throwing in chigiri is insane work too and I still will never get over him adding anris measurements like bro wtf….

LMAO nagimira tabimira and miraeita on top fr HAHAAH but seriously like do people really have nothing else to do that age thing is weird also….but fr as long as you aren’t actively going for a character that’s very obviously and intentionally supposed to be like a kid then??? But wait I’m crying GARY were you one of his fangirls “Gary Gary he’s the man if he can’t do it no one can!” LMAOO ok sorry but FR yeah anyways

ANNE AT ACCOUNTING AHAHAH but NAH FR the hypocrisy is crazy but also WTF EMBARRASSING??? Bro I loved noritoshi and readers dynamic wtf are they on…actually one of my favs in pi what the hell….will not tolerate such slander!!!!! Yeah they fr are just looking for that OP no development reader off the bat like I’m ngl I will never fw those fics because they’re boring and feel cringey sometimes like that’s why I’ll never touch wattpad again

LMFAOOO dw we’re in this together like integration and differentiation!! But EXACTLY ugh so many possibilities and ways to make it interesting and complicated I love making things not simple honestly HAHA I’m sure if you tried it would be really good and I’m sure the readers of sith have impeccable taste too then

LMAOOOO the story swipe up is too real reverse dynamic where it’s tabiken against the world LMFAOO also I REMEMBER THAT Karasu making an active effort like nope I will only have one girl on my feed and if it’s not y/n it’s no one

AHAHA OKOK wait that’s nice omg auto saving drafts too!! Auto saving asks when smh

HAHA will do!! I’ll definitely try it at some point (probably after s2 ends and when I need content LMAO) but LMAOO GOOD TO KNOW and dw this is a safe space for rants and thoughts im here for it all!! We usually share the same sentiments anyways so when I read your rants im like “finally someone with a working brain where have you been all my life” SHSHSH

Merge time but YESS pink nagi I loveee the vibes!! And tbh I kinda think it’s funny when I catch you midway it feels like I’m witnessing history in the making

- Karasu anon

AHAHA i’m glad you think so!! and yeah she was insane 😭 i know she knows of tumblr vaguely but she thinks it’s weird/freaky (as if she has any room to talk omg she was literally known throughout our high school for constantly saying absurdly horny shit i wish i was making this up) so i doubt she’ll ever make an account or anything on here at least!! i just have anxiety about it for some reason LMAOO like i’ll give my personal instagram to people i’ve been following/interacting with for a while because idrc about THAT aspect but i don’t want anyone from irl knowing about my online endeavors i think i’d actually die

wait i did not even know there was a blue lock novelization LMAOO that’s hilarious i wonder how that works…omg if there are more tabieitaken crumbs let me know!! i wonder if it’s still as entertaining in novel format

KANESHIRO WAS SUCH A FREAK FOR THE MEASUREMENTS this is why i always always say i’m glad there aren’t any other female characters in blue lock SDLKFSD i see what that man has done to anri and do not want him writing any other women 😭 i feel like in 2024 we should have moved past the not sexualized = well written rhetoric like not being sexualized is the bare minimum at this point let’s delve into some complexity and whatnot (not that people can really ever handle the few complex female characters we DO get but that’s a separate issue)

only pairings i care about fr 🤩 and ig tullisagi/tullireo can be included otherwise keep that away from me i’m not interested /hj people truly take it so personally when shipping was never that deep HAHAH and yeah the age thing is one of those first world problems tbh like it really never was that serious…YES OMG no i was insane with it back in the day i liked steven stone (modern day equivalent is a nagi and reo fusion) gary oak (modern day equivalent is a karasu and yukimiya fusion) brock (modern day equivalent is an aiku and otoya fusion) and…ash ketchum…SPECIFICALLY IN THE XY ANIME OKAY I WASN’T GOING CRAZY FOR HIS GOOFY INDIGO LEAGUE ASS i think the modern day equivalent for that is just megumi?? anyways

NO LITERALLY THAT’S WHAT IT WAS it was in the chapter about tullia and reader at the bakery where tullia makes reader hang up on noritoshi and is like “oh I thought you’d want to do smth on your own for a change” someone commented “no she’s right we’re being such a suck up to noritoshi rn and it’s honestly embarrassing” or smth along those lines LKSHFLK like on the one hand at least it’s not tullia slander (that line has also seen a lot of people bitching about tullia so that was a nice change) but also it’s not like that’s an either or situation?? like yeah tullia IS right it’s about time for reader to start making decisions on her own but on the other hand it’s completely justified for reader to be scared and to rely on noritoshi at that point in her life like literally a few paragraphs earlier she says that the only things she has in her life that are her own are her needles and her friendship with maki (which btw is one of my favorite quotes from the fic) WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH OF A CLUE THAT THIS GIRL IS A LITTLE MESSED UP???? LMAOOO omg don’t get me started i don’t like complaining about fics because i’m the biggest proponent of people writing what brings them joy and the idea that the only way to get better at writing is to write more but icl the fics where the reader is super overpowered are NOT my cup of tea…or like there’s a specific sense of humor that’s so common for the reader in every fandom i’ve been in that i just find embarrassing/cringy like that reader that’s supposed to be super cold but is just a weird hater?? not even in a cool way just like a “telling everyone to kys without flinching” “calling everyone ugly losers” way i hope ykwim i think a lot of people find it funny/cool/interesting but to me it’s just. well. it’s better suited to a certain demographic that i am no longer a part of!!

YESS it could be so fascinating as a concept!! in sith i had it where the reader is the victim of a LOT of brainwashing/propaganda and she’s also a genius (i put my money where my mouth is though i don’t have characters just being like “she’s a genius” but then she’s consistently stupid like many ya novels do LMAOAO she’s emotionally dense but super super smart the plot twists that come about just because of the ideas she suggests have blown many minds) so she does a lot of villainous stuff while at war (she’s also like all of fourteen at this point #childsoldier) that emotionally fucks her up for GOOD like the whole point of the story was showing how “badass killer action girl” makes no sense as a trope given the human psyche so i did a ton of research into ptsd and coping mechanisms and wrote her to have a lot of struggles with mental health in between wars which i think is something that people really liked reading!! but anyways during the war at one point she ends up injured in enemy territory and gets taken in by a family that has a son about her age and they kind of fall in love before she returns to war and suggests burning their village down in order because it’s an obstacle in their way…i think that that kind of trope could work SO well with kunigami (where he’s the reader) just based on what wildcard might’ve done to him HAHA

no because it’s so loser karasu coded especially because he’s the captain of bambi osaka and (according to fwtkac bestie) considered to be quite attractive so you know he has so many girls following HIM but he’s just like I’M MARRIED wait omg yk what would be funny is if the reason why reader didn’t know she’s the only girl that karasu follows is because she never followed him back (because she didn’t like him) SFHJLSKDJFH PLS omg imagine instead of tabieitaken it’s karasu and kiyora teaming up to bully otoya in the second selection and we get tabikiyoken LMAOOO absolutely brutal combo

HAHAH YAYY i love how we’re always linked up it’s so relieving to be able to dump my thoughts and be like “yup ik karasu anon’s got me” KDJFHSKFJD like if anything i at least know you won’t think i’m a horrible person for my more controversial rants

PINK NAGI FTW I THINK IT’S SO CUTE omg i had to change my pinned from nagi and tabieitaken enthusiast to number one nagi defender though because atp i think i’m the only one left 😭 me (a nagi lover) seeing everyone on bllk tumblr hate on him (he’s done nothing wrong he’s just a reuniclus/goodra coded cutie pie LEAVE MY MAN ALONE) seishiro nagi they could never make me hate you…

[white-poppie]

Baby but Baddass?!

Request: Hello i saw the hxh x reader au soulmates thingy, AND I LUV IT! if you mind can i request a fic where the main 4 killua,gon,kurapika and leorio has a crush on a reader whos really weak? thats all! And its fine if u decline my request

A/N: Thank you! honestly, at first I was about to decline the request because I thought I wouldn't be able to write it, but then I added a little spice to it.

Pairing: Main 4 with Gn! reader

Hunter x Hunter (ハンタ x ハンタ)

Gon

Doesn't really care??

I mean he has grown up on whale island, where no one had nen, so it is not that big of a deal.

He has made it clear multiple times that he loves you no matter what!

He was so proud when he first took you to meet aunt Mito and couldn't stop smiling the entire time (😭🫶)

He thinks you are fully capable of taking care of yourself, he is just a little cautious when he senses someone dangerous when you are with him.

He calls you 'cupcake'

The first time he took you to meet his friends, you were a little worried and scared, but it all worked out and they were really supportive!

Especially Leorio (he finds you relatable.)

Overall, Gon is a very empowering guy and a little baby!

Killua

Hate to break it to you, but unlike Gon, this guy isn't the most validating.

Like how can you not know how to defend yourself?

He thinks you are a pain, but still follows you around like a lost puppy (tsundere smh.)

Thinks that you are incapable of doing any work, just because you are physically weak?

Like boi, not everyone can use nen.

He is doing all his work for you, but with a scowl on his face.

Like: *picks up boxes* "you can't do shit!" *scowling*.

Bro, let me work in peace smh

(You appreciate it though, you know he is a little rude, but doesn't mean it.)

Leorio

He thinks you guys are meant to be.

Except for his medical skills, his nen isn't really- oh well.

Literally cannot stop bragging about you to his friends.

PDA PDA PDA doesn't understand the concept of personal space.

I have already said it in my relationship hcs. He is a doctor, but if you get hurt he will panick™

Eventhough he is pretty weak himself, he is baby-proofing the entire house like a pro

My only question in this is, "who told you, you are stronger?"

Kurapika

💌💞

oh boy, this is gonna be emotional.

Kurapika doesn't doubt your ability to protect yourself, he has just lost so many people in his life, he can't help, but be a little overprotective.

Like, you probably have a tracker somewhere that is connected to his phone, if you stop at an unknown location for too long, he is immediately calling you.

He is just concerned, poor baby always feels so anxious.

He was even hesitant to ask you out because he didn't want to get rejected, because he knew he would still silently care for you.

You were the one who ended up confessing first.

A/N: mann I am so in love with Kurapika :,)

Tags: @akumicchi @jazzylove @futuristicallykawaiiturtle @kristaline2dmensimp @rintaroubby @nanaseishiro

Hunter x Hunter (ハンタ x ハンタ)

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