#adam desus

[mojo72400]

Albert's a beast alright. A beast at making smooth pick-up lines

[monstrousliarstold]

Damn, Desus never misses

[todaywetackle]

The Dreamer's Exchange is real conspiracy theory! Just a quick disclaimer, this is based off the book! Not the movie!!!!! Don’t let this scare you away from the movie! But like imagine if Percy Jackson was fuking real? How cool would that be!? The difference is that here? It actually is!? Allow me to explain...

Okay so if you're familiar with Dionysus Frost’s work you'll know Raven Regler is a made up character he uses a lot. He uses her in a few of his short stories and also on his blog… also I doubt a purple haired daughter of Anansi the spider exists while it still wouldn't be the weirdest shit to come out of the Dreamers Exchange given her use in other stories I think she’s fake. 

While I won't deny that some elements of The Dreamers Exchange are probably altered to protect the identities of the people involved or just made up entirely such as Raven Regler she's definitely a fabricated element to distance Dionysus Frost from the real life implications of the story! Or worse maybe she is real! She's described in the story as a muse who basically is invoked to ghost write shit so who the fuck knows!? Alot of the other magic is very realistic but we’ll get to that.

Raven is our story teller! Her personality is sprinkled throughout the book. She totally gives commentary on shit. She opens the story by saying it's a very true account! Also she gathers details supposedly by people who knew the "real life Jake Caloway" and in universe had to change the names to "protect the identities" of those involved! Why would this be in here if the story was false? I get that it's immersive or whatever but combined with other details in this theory, that we'll go over, it makes it sound like it's Frost trying to signal secretly to us, that something is secretly true about what he is writing.

Next is the magic in the book. The Dreamer;s Exchange again we're talking book here, has some pretty unbelievable shit in it! That's fine, it's a fantasy story! But the magic in the book closely mirrors real world practices in witchcraft and pagan communities and I can tell you this because I your lovlie Fear am apart of said communities!

The magic is what I would deem "very realistic" it name drops real practices and paths like the "left handed path" "god spousing" "deity work" and more of that shit that just wouldn't be in the book by an author who was an outsider or didn't do fuking years of research. It also gets aspects dead right, which is weird and advanced and is hard for someone new or just researching to idk know about. It’s really dedicated writing, or like in the story- Raven Regler or Dionysus Frost really did know people who knew Jake Caloway and they gave him these details! Or even Jake himself! If you look at the reviews I am not the only one who thinks this or who has noticed it!

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Next on the pagan thing, the gods tend to well...act like the gods! At least according to what I've noticed anyways as a practicing pagan.. it's just very noticeable to me it reads like a very very real account! I can't say how accurate it is…because while I don't really believe Dionysus is Jake Calloway or anything I believe he certainly KNOWS present tense Jake Calloway and they are still in contact today but I'll get to that.

Next up is the ending. The ending to the book is very very fuking meta. It’s very different from the movie. It has Jake Calloway ready to tell his story, at a writers and painters meet up. Because the fact that Jake does painting is a thing in the book. There he meets the author of the book Dionysus Frost and Raven the fictional story teller, and while it's true this could be totally 100 % made up, for this story it feels just wild and weird to just idk throw this in there. I've followed Frost’s blog for a long long time. It’s actually how I found out about the book.

I’ve dug through it. I personally know that his drabbles can get a little meta. But this specific detail again feels like a little thrown in tip, a nod to us pagans who can see through the bullshit to go "hey so this is how it happened" "this is how it's real". Basically saying “this is how I met him”! Even if it’s not actually how they met, which I do have doubts on, which this post isn’t the place for, its a clue for the audience, that its real, and it’s in here to signal to us that this is a very real account.

I get not believing that The Dreamers Exchange is real. It's a fuking brutal story with a load of bullshit and weird ethnic subtext. It's a fantasy novel that's about gods and demons and magic! It's supposed to be read as fiction. If it is real it probably omits a lot of stuff, because well it would have to! But even if it's not perfect I do believe that it is truly and utterly someone's real life that we are reading about here! Also Jake Calloway total trans babe but that's just my head canon and I will be doing another fantheory on that.

Next up. The evidence. The dreamers exchange was originally posted to watt pad for free as Dionysus Frost was writing it, under this description. 

Photo taken from digging through Dionysus's old Twitter. Here’s the tweet I stole it from. Obviously the book is for sale and no longer available under that cover or on wattpad...to my knowledge. But here's the weird thing. When he was promoting it on twitter he made some…..suspicious tweets...that imply he may have known or knew people who knew Jake Calloway! Which let's be real guys isn't his real name! 

If you’ve read the book, you’ll see that opener, about the whole “I have to change the names to protect the victims involved thing”. The way Dionysus talks about it, it's like he knew Jake as Jake was suffering and struggling and going through his journey and bullshit just read these and don't tell me they sound suspicious!

Back then, Dionysus had no followers I'm guessing anyways, so he wasn't exactly well known. These stories of his weren't best sellers or movie bait. But like dam am I right? Real life bullshit! 

Also another thing! Dionysus posted the ending around- March 11’th 2021. The ending was slightly altered and changed in the final thing. But you can still find it in its original context on his blog if you go digging. Here’s a link.

The ending as he originally wrote it, kind of aligns with Dionysus’s real life at the time! He explains that he had one book out which he did! He explains that it wasn’t selling well and had no reviews! Which it didn’t! 

This seems like it was plucked right as shit was happening for Dionysus so Jake’s adventure was summed up, going to be summed up or Jake was in the process of telling Dionysus his story! If we take into account that Dionysus probably still knows Jake Caloway and started posting this work around 2021, given the dates here, it becomes increasingly clear that this is a real story, of someone he knew that he is recalling for us.

Next up is THAT PATREON POST. Once again Dionysus Frost, made his first ever patreon on March 12, 2021. On it, my friend who’s subscribed unlocked the post for me, and this is what the post said. While he denies the story is real (Like anyone trying to keep a secret would fuking do) he makes some important notes that are really really suspicious about knowing the real life Jake Caloway.

I can’t get into it, and I don’t have the full thing anymore because I don’t use Patreon but if you’re curious here is the post:

So what do we do with this information? We know now that at least as far as we know- Jake Caloway was a real fuking person who really went on this adventure and saw these things and met these gods, and “is a god” or aspects of one and met these people. In the story, it says he wants to tell others about it, but wants it told “AS FICTION” because nobody will believe him! That’s a huge nod to us who can see through this and see what Dionysus is doing and going “huh okay so that’s a dog whistle!” 

If you’ve only seen the movie you might be surprised by a lot of things in the book. The movie is very faithful but regarding how it portrays the magic it makes it much more “fantastical” I guess. It portrays the magic and in the book it’s more like an invisible sort of thing that you feel. The movie makes the magic look like I don’t know- actual magic! 

I guess we have a choice on our hands. To believe it, or to think it’s some sort of bullshit. Just because someone who claims to be Jake Caloway claimed that all of this happened to him, or his friends told Dioynsus Frost all these details that Jake told them (the book has really in depth convos in some places) doesn’t mean that it really did. He could be completely crazy! It’s like the Odyssey. That’s supposedly “also” a true story. Which I also believe for the record.

Do you really believe in magic enough to believe that Jake Caloway saw the things he did, and met the gods he did? Went on the adventures that he did? I don’t know. I believe it. But I’m also a witch, and a conspiracy theorist. I mean my name is fuking Fear. So that’s my theory. Please repost it and share it around. But credit me and link back here! I really really want to hear the fandoms hot takes on this. 

Because, if Jake Caloway is real. What the actual fuck?

Sincerely, your lovely fan theorist Fear.

[waysideangel444iloveyou]

Dylan and Eric foot play What if zero day was freaky Adam hamster 🥹🥹🥹 Columfag I don’t condone Special snowflakes Dyleric fictives Ummmm ur retarded Nikolas Cruz was ugly asf School shooter ghost wives Hybrostophile smack down Smigglestyle dork bowling was real Joey smack see that nasty thing Dylann was so kawaii desu here More like Freakybine Fake Dylan diary entry Stop calling them columfags True crime iceberg explained 1 hour and 45 minutes #cutfornikita I wrote to dylann in prison anon kill your self kill your self kill your self kill your self kill your self kill your self

[chaifootsteps]

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1703/44/1703442249554.jpg

Chai, they updated the show’s poster. Wtf is this? Any thoughts?

They made Adam look like he's part of the hotel gang, no Lilith in sight, and they didn't even bother to fix obviously traced Alastor. Bad. Hate it.

[ericharrishater]

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what if i molested you

[robo-boy]

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thank you mx. wrath. I sincerely hope this isnt tied to your main email because you will NOT be able to get a job😭

[kyouka-supremacy]

Chuuya Nakahara desu.

Not sure I'm understanding what this means but since I haven't been asked Chuuya yet:

Favorite thing about them: ... His big heart. Sorry for being lame but like. His kindness is his most attractive trait to me. And I wouldn't even say that is his dominant trait, he's just infinitely more selfless than the others from the s/kk ss/kk quartet. Other than that, I think he's a very fleshed out and charismatic character who's just very likeable!

Least favorite thing about them: His maroon jacket from the last arc LMAO. Like the style itself isn't too bad and fits Chuuya well enough, but the color as it was shown in the anime? Hideous, and goes terrible with his hair. -100/10 Kouyou didn't rise you to be a fashion disaster. No wait actually there is something. His whole deal with wanting Q to die in chapter 31. Maybe it fits his character (something about thinking of himself as a weapon and thinking people like him should die?), but I don't really care, it *is* something I don't like about him. Self-hatred doesn't justify being a jerk to others for me.

Favorite line:

brOTP: CHUUAKU. They're so cute everywhere always in every flavour. CHUUYA AND KOUYOU. Chuuya and Kenji!! Soukoku. I feel like, maybe not in this world, but oerhaps in another Chuuya and Yosano would be besties. Chuuya and Adam and Chuuya and the Flags purely out of second hand knowledge that was passed on to me by the people I follow and of wanting good things to happen to Chuuya.

OTP: CHUUAKU‼️‼️‼️ When I say they're so good, I mean it. They're so good.

nOTP: Notp more like nope-tpn ahah I'm a right

Random headcanon: He will mind not to smoke if Akutagawa is around.

Unpopular opinion: More of like never-heard-of-before opinion, but you know how I've got personal beef against Akutagawa's grey eyes and think they should be pitch black? Well, ironically, in my opinion Chuuya's eyes are grey.

Song i associate with them: ECHO by Crusher. Something about Dramaturgy by Eve, too.

Favorite picture of them:

Favourite panel from the manga:

Favourite illustration:

Favourite illustration in the anime art style:

Favourite Mayoi card:

Send me a character?

[drivemeinsane]

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I already found out what you're saying about me.

Do you want me to bite you?

Do you want to die?

I'm not afraid of killing.

Ask the relatives of my victims.

I use these 2 hands to eat and to kill.

And guess what? I just ate.

You, whenever you want, set a day, whenever you want, set a day, you tell me, tell me a day and an hour and I will gladly take your life.

YOU ARE WARNED.

[caldre2003]

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yk what hell yeah

[lubtubby]

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Is this a cult thing what does this mean 😢

[kl3bt0-man1ac]

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The hastags are killing me LMAO

[adamlanzaomg]

𐙚 hai its m again (,,>﹏<,,) wrath (wrath talks in third person now (๑-﹏-๑)) wud jus liek 2 say that wrath thinks its super 遅れた WRATH MEANS kawaii to liek school shootrs and uuh.. wrath will see u m0therfr1ckers on the news someday bcus wrath cud totally shoot down sumwhere nd wrath is gonna live broadcast it on facebook and when it's over wrath is gonna sacrifice themself 2 adam lanza (becus for some reason wrath thinks they're better than EVERY other adam fangirl) ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ) wrath is soo kawaii desu animegirlpilled 4chancore schoolshootermaxxing.. you b1tches better stay away from wrath nd adam 🎀 𐙚𐙚𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི #adamlanzaspiritwife #cutecore #justgirlythings #lanadelrey #kawaiicoded #nextshooter #planning

Nyaaa

[ak47style]

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What

[shooterexic]

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adam is MINE….. back OFF:/

shes my princess not urs!!!!!!

[vodkazvengance]

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I support u wrathbahh