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[lgspears]

for the new but rumor Resident Evil Reboot movie from director Zach Cregger, I nominated Caleb Alexander Smith, Pierson Fodé or Scott Eastwood as Chris Redfield, Chloe Bennet, Kelsey Asbille or Courtney Eaton as Jill Valentine, Rudy Pankow or Michael Provost as Leon S. Kennedy, Caylee Cowan or Brec Basslinger as Claire Redfield, Karen Fukuhara, Arden Cho, Celina Jade or Jessica Henwick as Ada Wong, Joe Manganiello or Joel Edgerton as Barry Burton, Diego Bobeta, Gabriel Leone or Miguel Bernardeau as Carlos Oliveira and Anthony Starr or Joel Kinnaman as Albert Wesker.

[madeintrinafchelp]

EAST ASIAN FEM ... A - B

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[baddadjokez]

I have a list of friends who love Palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

[courtierofdementia]

So, some Thoughts about the mod we're making, or more specifically, one quest.

You're in a Zealot dungeon. Which one? Eh, who cares. Xidette, probably. Doesn't have any major quests associated with it to interfere with.

You find five or six zealots, dead on the ground, blood sprayed all over the room. Most have the usual zealot loot, but one? Oh, one is different.

They have three things in their inventory.

One is a shining knife.

One is a blood-stained map covered in insane scribblings.

And one is a journal, filled with even madder rantings, seemingly written in the author's own blood.

"Hysteria. Another word for unhinged madness. Womb of insanity, snickersnack it goes.

They say it cuts more than flesh—it severs sense, memory, and mercy. The blade is beautiful, and it hates you. The blade has tasted kings and rats alike, and it cannot tell the difference. That’s what makes it so pure. It does not kill for power or pride. It simply kills, and kills, and kills, and kills,

and kills, and kills, and kills, and kills, and kills, and kills, and kills, and kills, and kills,andkillsandkillsnadkillsandkilsnadnkilallskillkskilsskillss

But not yet. 

No

no no nono nono ononono

The blade is yet quiescent, its nymic slumbers. What strange land of wonders does it dream of, in oneiric communion with what strange flowing realm-stream of elemental vitae?

The question is IRRELEVANT!!!

The blade must be awakened!

I wondered how, yesyesyeysyesyeys i wondered

He spoke to me.

HE SPOKE TO ME.

I saw Our Lord, Sheogorath-who-is-Arden-Sul, Arden-Sul-who-is-MADNESS, ALTADOON  SEHGGORATH AEA AIII, ALTADOON SHEGGORATH CHIM GHARTOK!

hE said

“Bring forth the gem, but not the kind For lesser souls, and lesser times. No—bring it bloated, black and vast, A prison where the screams can last.

Bring forth the lettuce, crimson-crowned, Its head like roots torn from the ground. No feast for rabbits, this one bleeds, Its garden grows from Dunmer’s deeds.

Bring forth the yarn, but not of thread, It writhes, it whispers, it weaves your dread. No mortal hands could twist this skein— It loops through madness, warps through pain.

Then raise the staff of three-faced grace, Let chaos strike the sacred place. And when the blade begins to wake— Step back. And pray.

And then

break.”

 whatdoesit eanwhatdoesit mean WHAT DOES IT MEAN

his will guided my hand to write clearly

why willhis will not guide my mind to understand?

but no

my mind is clear enough

the scriptures will guide my hand

as arden-sul did in the sacellum, i shall flay back the skin of fate and read the entrails of destiny for myself. visceromancy shall be my guide in this. my brothers, my sisters, you die not at my hands, but at Lord Sheogorath’s. your deaths are for Higher Purpose.

May Sheogorath Guide My Blade

yes

i hear you, LORD

the blade thrust to the heart of the world

the yarn wraps the sky the lettuce stains the stone the gem bites the void the Wabbajack speaks the rite the day dawns frabjous

the sun, LORD, the sun is black

it… squirms

demented seeds  to blossom to bloody madness roses, all painted red

painttherosesredpainttherosesredpainttherosesredpainttherosesredpainttherosesredpainttherosesredpainttherosesredpainttherosesredpainttherosesredpainttherosesredpainttherosesred

i seE, o LORD

colossal black soul gem = the infinite hunger of the blade. consumption of Self, the devourment of ‘I’. And is the ‘I’ not the Secret Tower? let the lynchpin of the wheels of lull be plucked out

like eyeballs

let the Wheel be sent spinning madly through spacetime

aurbis unhinged 

tower crumbled 

and the towers are crumbling these days, LORD

orichalc long sunken, crystal-like-law shattered by the bumbler’s fist, white-gold locked yet dead, walks-brass gone, red tower excoriated

perhaps I shall wield hysteria vorpal-wise, and slit the throat of the bosmer sap? 

or

permaybehaps yes-yes, to cut ur-tower, to cleave adamantium with… vorpal hunger? snicker-snack, a beamish hand severing ada-mantia? 

blood lettuce = the blade’s mockery of life and nourishment

madness is nourishment, yes

like mothers milk, or veinblood

like heartsblood

we offer the head- OFF WITH HIS HEAD! OFF WITH HER HEAD! OFF WITH MY HEAD! of lettuce in memory of life

daedrasilk yarn = the thread of fate knotted by madness

the thread is tangled, padomaic, jyggalag that hated would be driven to madness by the twisting thread, oh yes  and webspinner despair at her pretty threads so knotted and twisty-twisted ‘round the twist

WABBAJACK = the divine spark of chaos that says “yes” to the impossible

and then stabs it into the eye of the godhead, blinding the dreamer who dreams the dream that is the ALL-THAT-IS

you do not forge this blade

you convince it to become

this ritual is lies, told unto the godhead itself

it is dreams, snatched from the panoply

it is hunger

i am ever-so-hungry

i could tear the teeth from my mouth and swallow them

i would have a second mouth in my belly, and i could eat and eat and eat

caloo calay! to eat, hooray!

Someday, I am going. Someone stranger than me... you come.

The path climbs the Spine of the Madgod. You must not look down. The wind has teeth."

And now, no journal entry or quest markers to guide your way, you have to figure out what the fuck that means.

Eventually, you puzzle out that the blade (a nice blade- fast and light and hard-hitting as an elven shortsword) is not the final form. It can be upgraded, by taking the Wabbajack and three odd offerings which seem to be edgier demented (Demented?) versions of Sheogorath's normal offerings up to Mount Sheogorath somewhere in the Jester's Spine mountains, and do something with them. Researching the location, you figure it must involve the statue of Sheogorath at the rop of the mountain.

There, you find an altar, like the necromancer altars in Cyrodiil, but with the stone black as pitch and the fabric drapes covered in glowing green eyes. You place the offerings and blade in, and hit it with the Wabbajack's spell.

It lets out an unearthly shriek, and you open the chest to find the Hysteric Vorpal Blade.

New model, new stats- now it's no slower or heavier, but it hits as hard as a Perfect Madness Longsword, and although you don't knoe it yet, it can cut ghosts as easily as bandits.

And so, like a fool, you equip the blade, and unsheathe it to take a few practice swings.

The moment you unsheathe it, an unearthly whisper hisses "I'm thirsty."

Every time you draw the blade.

Whenever you sheathe it, it screams "I'm still thirsty!"

Whenever you kill with it, it whispers "Yes. More."

What's worse? A text message comes on screen, saying "The vorpal blade has drunk the blood of [X], and still it thirsts."

You, uh, may have made a mistake here.

[aaronstveit]

read in 2025!

it's that time again! i've been doing reading threads here since 2022, and i always enjoy them. as always, you can find me on goodreads and the storygraph.

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd by Agatha Christie* (★★★★★)

Winter Hours: Prose, Prose Poems, and Poems by Mary Oliver (★★★★★)

The Bear and the Nightingale by Katherine Arden (★★★★☆)

Moon of the Crusted Snow by Waubgeshig Rice (★★★☆☆)

The Examiner by Janice Hallett (★★★★☆)

The Girl in the Tower by Katherine Arden (★★★★★)

A Vindication of the Rights of Woman by Mary Wollstonecraft

Just Another Missing Person by Gillian McAllister (★★★☆☆)

Beartown by Fredrick Backman (★★★★★)

White Tears/Brown Scars: How White Feminism Betrays Women of Color by Ruby Hamad (★★★★★)

Killer Potential by Hannah Deitch** (★★★★☆)

Alive at the End of the World by Saeed Jones (★★★★☆)

The Winter of the Witch by Katherine Arden (★★★★★)

Notre-Dame de Paris by Victor Hugo (★★★★☆)

Assata: An Autobiography by Assata Shakur (★★★★★)

Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler (★★★★☆)

Perfect Victims: And the Politics of Appeal by Mohammed El-Kurd (★★★★★)

The Fire Next Time by James Baldwin (★★★★★)

The Message by Ta-Nehisi Coates (★★★★★)

Famous Last Words by Gillian McAllister (★★★☆☆)th

The River Has Roots by Amal El-Mohtar (★★★★☆)

Direct Descendant by Tanya Huff** (★★★☆☆)

When She Was Me by Marlee Bush (★★★★☆)

All In Her Head: The Truth and Lies Early Medicine Taught Us About Women’s Bodies and Why It Matters Today by Elizabeth Comen

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins* (★★★★★)

David Copperfield by Charles Dickens (★★★★★)

Sunrise on the Reaping by Suzanne Collins (★★★★★)

Letters to a Young Poet by Rainer Maria Rilke

Bright Young Women by Jessica Knoll (★★★★☆)

Hungerstone by Kat Dunn (★★★★☆)

The God of the Woods by Liz Moore (★★★★☆)

The Hurting Kind by Ada Limón (★★★★★)

The Familiar by Leigh Bardugo (★★★★☆)

The Eights by Joanna Miller** (★★★☆☆)

Howl and Other Poems by Allen Ginsberg

I’ll Be Gone in the Dark: One Woman’s Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer by Michelle McNamara

Funny Story by Emily Henry (★★★★★)

The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones (★★★★☆)

The Nickel Boys by Colson Whitehead (★★★★☆)

One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad (★★★★★)

This Book Will Bury Me by Ashley Winstead (★★★★☆)

Maus I: A Survivor’s Tale: My Father Bleeds History by Art Spiegelman

Maus II: A Survivor’s Tale: And Here My Troubles Began by Art Spiegelman

Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (★★★☆☆)

The Unmapping by Denise S. Robbins** (★★★☆☆)

Door Into the Dark: Poems by Seamus Heaney (★★★☆☆)

Whispers of Dead Girls by Marlee Bush** (★★★☆☆)

We Do This ‘til We Free Us: Abolitionist Organizing and Transforming Justice by Mariame Kaba (★★★★★)

The Ghostwriter by Julie Clark** (★★★☆☆)

Great Big Beautiful Life by Emily Henry (★★★☆☆)

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (★★★★☆)

East of Eden by John Steinbeck (★★★★★)

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams (★★★★☆)

The Men With the Pink Triangle: The True, Life-and-Death of Homosexuals in the Nazi Death Camps by Heinz Heger

Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid (★★★★☆)

*An asterisk denotes a reread. **Two asterisks denote an ARC.

[pupsmailbox]

STARTING WITH A

MASCULINE︰ aarav. aaren. aaron. abdiel. abe. abel. abner. abraham. abram. ace. adair. adam. adan. aden. adirel. adler. adonis. adrian. adriel. aidan. aiden. al. alan. alban. albert. albie. albin. alden. aldo. aldous. alec. alejandro. alessandro. alex. alexander. alexis. alf. alfie. alfonso. alfred. algar. alger. ali. alijah. allan. allen. along. alonzo. alpha. alphonso. alphonzo. alton. alva. alvin. amari. ambrose. amer. amery. amias. amir. amos. anakin. ander. anderson. andie. andre. andres. andrew. andy. angel. angelo. angus. ansel. anson. anthony. antonio. apollo. archer. archie. ares. ari. aric. ariel. aries. arin. arjun. arlen. arlie. arlo. arlow. armando. armani. arn. arnie. arnold. arron. arthur. arturo. arvel. as. asa. ash. asher. ashley. ashton. ashtyn. aspen. aster. astor. atlas. atreus. atticus. audley. august. augustine. augustus. austen. austin. avery. axel. axl. axton. ayaan. aydan. ayden. azariah. aziel. azure.

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NEUTRAL︰ able. abraid. absinthe. absolute. absolution. acacia. accord. ace. acid. ad. adair. adler. adrian. adrien. aiden. akira. alden. alex. alexis. ali. alias. alien. alistair. alive. allium. allure. alpha. alto. always. amalgamation. amani. amar. amari. amaris. amber. ambrose. amethyst. amiri. amor. analogue. anchor. and. anderson. andrea. andromeda. angel. ant. anthem. anti. antidote. apex. apotheosis. apparition. apple. april. arc. arcane. archer. arden. ares. ari. arian. arie. ariel. aries. aris. arlo. armani. armoni. arrow. arsenal. arsenic. artemis. aryan. as. asa. ash. asher. ashley. ashtyn. aspen. asset. aster. ataraxia. atlas. atrocity. auden. august. augustine. aura. austen. austin. austyn. author. auto. autumn. avery. avi. awake. axel. axis. ayan. azariah. azrael. azriel. azul. azure.

[monowritestoomuch]

Freelancer Past Wrester AU!

IM FINALLY DONE WITH THE REFERENCES IM FINALLY FREE THANK GOD

So to summarize what this au is before you looking at character refs:

Basically Freelancer, who’s now living in Dahlia, used to be on a wrestling team in High School, and then learning while they’re at Dahlia that, in fact, their old wrestling team was full of empowered humans and non-humans.

More below the cut but this is a rant:

Here are the babies let’s go:

As you can see, it’s labeled what each person is but I’ll write it down:

Mixie: Werebear || Shawn: Werewolf

Jackson: Elf || Orson: Werewolf

Sota: Tanuki shifter || Hadley: Demigod

Ada: Witch || Annie: Psionpath

Cove: Shark-mer || Pierre: Half-Demon

Laurie: Pixie || Ena: Faerie || Nari: Gumiho

Arden: Leprechaun || Lukas: Vampire

Dirk: Shapeshifter || Ozul: Nahual

Zeru: Basajaun || Haruka: Nekomata

Minho Kai: Bulgae shifter

And now it’s fact time :)

Mixie and Shawn have been dating since high school

Ena and Ada are both lesbians

Cove is a tattoo artist and has a sleeve but I can’t draw tattoos so-

Jackson out an illusion over himself to hide his ears, as did Haruka and Nari

Jackson has several tattoos, including a sleeve on his left arm.

Jackson played guitar in high school and now he’s a music artist with a band.

Lukas got turned into a Vampire in his senior year about a week after he turned 18

Lukas was also raised by a single mom.

Cove has an older sister who is a water elemental

Arden is an Irish immigrant

For story purposes, Hadley just graduated HS

Pierre is half French

Arden is meant to be based off of Hobie brown, think punk 2000’s.

Orson was called “Crush” as a nickname and although he’s a bigger guy he’s a big softie himbo.

Orson and Sota are best friends, Sota being the nervous one of the bunch.

Hadley likes to start shit, he’s chaotic.

Shawn and Orson are cousins, and are a part of the same pack

Orson is half Korean on his mother’s side

Nari is pretty monotone and most social cues go over her head

Ena is dramatic and (we love that for her)

Lukas is always tired

Dirk can also be classified as a himbo but he’s a literal sweetheart and likes rock music

Dirk is also in a band with Jackson, he’s the drummer

Laurie may be small, like looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you

Pierre dual played football in his off season

Zeru lives in the woods, unbothered by society. He has an email but doesn’t have a phone.

Haruka is nice, brutal on the mats, but she’s decent.

Minho is now a businessman, and ears the big bucks 💵

Ozul lives in Dahlia too, but doesn’t attend D.A.M.N for college, he goes to a different one.

Laurie has a nose ring

I’ll have more in the future + my Freelancer design that I am working on trust 🙏

Here’s Wikipedia pages/other pages on Nahuals, Tanuki, Bulgae, Basajaun, and Gumiho

Anyway, this is what I have for now. I might add more wrestlers but this is going to be my main post for this. Let me know your favorite character down below

Taglist: @emobirthdaycake @original-bookshelf

[vnstudioelan]

to celebrate this momentous time of the year, i will now proceed to name every woman out of love for women.

Abagael Abagail Abbe Abbey Abbi Abbie Abby Abigael Abigail Abigale Abra Acacia Ada Adah Adaline Adara Addie Addis Adel Adela Adelaide Adele Adelice Adelina Adelind Adeline Adella Adelle Adena Adey Adi Adiana Adina Adora Adore Adoree Adorne Adrea Adria Adriaens Adrian Adriana Adriane Adrianna Adrianne Adrien Adriena Adrienne Aeriel Aeriela Aeriell Ag Agace Agata Agatha Agathe Aggi Aggie Aggy Agna Agnella Agnes Agnese Agnesse Agneta Agnola Agretha Aida Aidan Aigneis Aila Aile Ailee Aileen Ailene Ailey Aili Ailina Ailyn Aime Aimee Aimil Aina Aindrea Ainslee Ainsley Ainslie Ajay Alaine Alameda Alana Alanah Alane Alanna Alayne Alberta Albertina Albertine Albina Alecia Aleda Aleece Aleecia Aleen Alejandra Alejandrina Alena Alene Alessandra Aleta Alethea Alex Alexa Alexandra Alexandrina Alexi Alexia Alexina Alexine Alexis Alfie Alfreda Ali Alia Alica Alice Alicea Alicia Alida Alidia Alina Aline Alis Alisa Alisha Alison Alissa Alisun Alix Aliza Alla Alleen Allegra Allene Alli Allianora Allie Allina Allis Allison Allissa Allsun Ally Allyce Allyn Allys Allyson Alma Almeda Almeria Almeta Almira Almire Aloise Aloisia Aloysia Alpa Alta Althea Alvera Alvina Alvinia Alvira Alyce Alyda Alys Alysa Alyse Alysia Alyson Alyss Alyssa Amabel Amabelle Amalea Amalee Amaleta Amalia Amalie Amalita Amalle Amanda Amandi Amandie Amandy Amara Amargo Amata Amber Amberly Ambrosia Ambur Ame Amelia Amelie Amelina Ameline Amelita Ami Amie Amity Ammamaria Amy Ana Anabel Anabella Anabelle Anais Analiese Analise Anallese Anallise Anastasia Anastasie Anastassia Anatola Andee Andi Andie Andra Andrea Andreana Andree Andrei Andria Andriana Andriette Andromache Andromeda Andy Anestassia Anet Anett Anetta Anette Ange Angel Angela Angele Angelia Angelica Angelika Angelina Angeline Angelique Angelita Angelle Angie Angil Angy Ania Anica Anissa Anita Anitra Anja Anjanette Anjela Ann Ann-Mari Ann-Marie Anna Anna-Diana Anna-Diane Anna-Maria Annabal Annabel Annabela Annabell Annabella Annabelle Annadiana Annadiane Annalee Annalena Annaliese Annalisa Annalise Annalyse Annamari Annamaria Annamarie Anne Anne-Corinne Anne-Mar Anne-Marie Annecorinne Anneliese Annelise Annemarie Annetta Annette Anni Annice Annie Annissa Annmaria Annmarie Annnora Annora Anny Anselma Ansley Anstice Anthe Anthea Anthia Anthia Antoinette Antonella Antonetta Antonia Antonie Antonietta Antonina Anya Aphrodite Appolonia April Aprilette Ara Arabel Arabela Arabele Arabella Arabelle Arda Ardath Ardeen Ardelia Ardelis Ardella Ardelle Arden Ardene Ardenia Ardine Ardis Ardith Ardra Ardyce Ardys Ardyth Aretha Ariadne Ariana Arianne Aridatha Ariel Ariela Ariella Arielle Arlana Arlee Arleen Arlen Arlena Arlene Arleta Arlette Arleyne Arlie Arliene Arlina Arlinda Arline Arly Arlyn Arlyne Aryn Ashely Ashlee Ashleigh Ashlen Ashley Ashli Ashlie Ashly Asia Astra Astrid Astrix Atalanta Athena Athene Atlanta Atlante Auberta Aubine Aubree Aubrette Aubrey Aubrie Aubry Audi Audie Audra Audre Audrey Audrie Audry Audrye Audy Augusta Auguste Augustina Augustine Aura Aurea Aurel Aurelea Aurelia Aurelie Auria Aurie Aurilia Aurlie Auroora Aurora Aurore Austin Austina Austine Ava Aveline Averil Averyl Avie Avis Aviva Avivah Avril Avrit Ayn Bab Babara Babette Babita Babs Bambi Bambie Bamby Barb Barbabra Barbara Barbara-Anne Barbaraanne Barbe Barbee Barbette Barbey Barbi Barbie Barbra Barby Bari Barrie Barry Basia Bathsheba Batsheva Bea Beatrice Beatrisa Beatrix Beatriz Beau Bebe Becca Becka Becki Beckie Becky Bee Beilul Beitris Bekki Bel Belia Belicia Belinda Belita Bell Bella Bellamy Bellanca Belle Bellina Belva Belvia Bendite Benedetta Benedicta Benedikta Benetta Benita Benni Bennie Benny Benoite Berenice Beret Berget Berna Bernadene Bernadette Bernadina Bernadine Bernardina Bernardine Bernelle Bernete Bernetta Bernette Berni Bernice Bernie Bernita Berny Berri Berrie Berry Bert Berta Berte Bertha Berthe Berti Bertie Bertina Bertine Berty Beryl Beryle Bess Bessie Bessy Beth Bethanne Bethany Bethena Bethina Betsey Betsy Betta Bette Bette-Ann Betteann Betteanne Betti Bettie Bettina Bettine Betty Bettye Beulah Bev Beverie Bever

[444namesplus]

Abbie Abby Abigail Ada Addithon Adelaide Adele Adeline Adley Adora Adriana Agata Agneth Aileen Ailey Ainthley Alaina Alanna Alberta Albina Alda Aleana Alekth Alektha Alekthandra Alekthandria Alekthith Aleta Alike Alikia Alitha Alithon Allython Alma Alodie Altea Alvina Alython Alyththa Amanda Amber Amberley Amelia Amy Ana Anathtathia Andrea Andrée Andy Angel Angela Angelika Angelina Angella Angie Ann Anna Annabelle Annabet Anne Annette Annie Antonia April Arabella Araminta Arda Arden Ariana Ariel Arlen Arriet Arya Athley Athtrid Aubree Aubrey Audra Audrey Aurora Autumn Ava Avena Averil Avery Avith Ayley Azalea Babette Barb Barbara Beatrike Beatrikth Beau Bekka Bekki Bekky Belinda Bella Belle Berenike Bernadette Berta Beryl Betthy Bettina Betty Beverly Bianka Binny Blair Blake Blanke Blithth Bobbi Bobby Bonnie Braden Brandy Brenda Brenna Brianna Bridget Brielle Brilliana Britannia Brittany Bronwyn Brooke Brooklyn Brynlee Bryony Daeneryth Daithy Dalia Dana Dani Danielle Danna Dapne Darla Darlene Davina Dawn Deanna Deanne Deb Debbie Debora Dede Deja Delaney Delia Della Delthie Demetria Demi Denithe Dethtiny Devon Diamond Diana Diane Dimity Donna Dora Doreen Dorith Doroty Dottie Drew Dulkie Edit Edna Edwina Eglantine Elda Elen Eliza Elizabet Ella Ellen Ellery Elthie Emeline Emery Emily Emma Enrietta Erethwit Ernethtine Etel Ethtella Ethter Eththie Eugenia Eugenie Eva Eve Eveline Evelyn

Fait Felikity Fiona Flora Florenke Franketh Fridethwide Gemma Genevieve Georgene Georgia Georgiana Georgie Georgina Geraldine Gertie Gertrude Gia Gillian Gina Ginny Githelle Gladyth Glenda Glenna Gloria Gloriana Glynith Goldie Grake Gwen Gwenda Gwendolen Gwendoline Gwendolyn Gwynet Ida Imogen Iona Irene Ithabella Ithabelle Jakqueline Jakquetta Jane Janet Janike Jathmine Jazmyn Jean Jemima Jemma Jennelyn Jenny Jeththamine Jeththamy Jeththamyn Jeththika Joan Joanna Jodie Jokelyn Jolene Jothelyn Jothepine Judit Julia Julie June Kailey Kaitlin Kalla Kamilla Kantelle Kara Karen Karin Karlee Karlene Karli Karlie Karlotte Karly Karol Karoline Karolyn Karrie Karyn Karyne Kate Katerine Katey Kathey Kaththidy Katie Katina Katleen Katrina Katryn Katy Kay Kayla Kaylee Kekily Kelethtine Kelly Kelthey Kendall Kerry Kierra Kikely Kim Kimberly Kinderella Kira Kirthteen Kirthtin Kirthty Kitty Klaire Klara Klare Klariththa Klemenky Klementine Kloe Konthtanke Kourtney Krithpina Krithta Krithten Krithti Krithtin Krithtine Krithty Kylie Kyntia Kyra Laura Lauren Lauryn Lavinia Lea Leanne Lena Lethlie Lilian Lily Lindthay Lindthey Linnea Louitha Louithe Lukia Lukretia Luky Lydia Lynthey Mabel Mable Maddie Madelaine Madeleine Madeline Madelyn Madge Madithon Madonna Mae Maggie Magnolia Makthine Maky Mallory Mandy Mara Margaret Margie Margo Maria Marian Marianne Marie Marigold Marilyn Marina Mariththa Marjorie Markia Markie Marlene Marta Martha Martina Mary Mathon Matilda Maud Maude Maura Maureen Mavith May Maya Mayola Meara Medea Megan Meitable Mel Melanie Melina Melinda Meliththa Melody Meredit Merilyn Merkedeth Merle Merrilyn Mia Mika Mikele Mikelle Mila Mildred Miley Milli Millie Millikent Mina Mindi Mindy Minnie Mira Miranda Miriam Mithty Mkkenna Moira Molly Morgan Muriel Myra Myrna Myrtle Nellie Nigella Nikola Nora Norma Odette Olive Olivia Onor Opal Opelia Orpa Paddy Page Paige Palmer Pamela Parith Patienke Patrike Patrikia Patthy Patty Paula Paulina Pauline Pearl Peggy Penelope Penny Pepper Perry Perthith Petra Petrina Petronilla Petula Petunia Peyton Pikthie Pilippa Pippa Poebe Polykthena Poppy Portia Pothy Prekiouth Primrothe Prithkilla Pyllith Quendrida Radklyffe Rain Rakel Raleig Ramona Randy Reba Rebekka Regina Renethmee Riannon Riley Rita Ritha Roberta Robin Roda Romilda Ronda Ronnie Rothalie Rothalind Rothalyn Rothamond Rothamund Rothe Rothemary Rothie Rowan Rowena Ruby Rut Ruththi Tabita Teretha Thally Thalviann Thamanta Thara Tharon Theila Thelby Theryl Thibyl Thirley Thkye Thopia Thopie Thopronia Thuthan Thybil Tomathin Tomathina Trakey Unity Vaneththa Vera Vikki Viktoria Vinnette Violet Virginia Vivian Wanda Warburg Waverly Wednethday Wendy Willa Willow Wilma Winfred Winifred Winnie Winnifred Witney Yakint Yanky Yathmin Yvette Yvonne Zelda Zoe Zoey Ælfgifu Ætelbur

[sierrasdiary]

✯¸.•´¨*•✿ fem names: A ✿•*¨`•.¸✯

❀ Ada

❀ Addison

❀ Adeline

❀ Aimee

❀ Alexa

❀ Alana

❀ Alison

❀ Alora

❀ Alyssa

❀ Amber

❀ Amelie

❀ Amery

❀ Anabel

❀ Angelica

❀ Anna

❀ Annie

❀ April

❀ Arden

❀ Arianna

❀ Arya

❀ Ashley

❀ Athena

❀ Aubrey

❀ Aurora

❀ Autumn

❀ Avery

[hvndredbattles]

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬.

Richie Arden.

all questions answered with richie in his arc 1 verse (aka before the loss of his team (singh, yves, harris, and elis) and his subsequent assumed KIA status) in mind, and under the assumption that his noteworthy interpersonal relationships are only those of his "canon"

origins + family.

full name: Richard Edmund Arden IV

date of birth: 22 april

age: mid to late 30s is generally where he lands in threads (his post-military arc is more early 40s vibes i think)

social class: upper. old family money. gentry kid on both sides. he's not hiding it, but he's also not flaunting it, either, so many who don't know what they're looking for or looking at will miss it entirely

parents: The Duke of Hereford, Baron of Alvanley, [former] Colonel Richard Pepper Arden III, and Her Grace, the Duchess Katherine Arden

siblings: Margaret, married name Thomas, his younger sister by five years. it may not be immediately apparent, but he loves her dearly, and would kill for her without question. (worth mentioning here that Margaret has two children, Ada and Patrick, who Richie dotes on as though they are his own. he's as protective of them as he is his sister, if not moreso)

physical + appearance.

height: 6'5'' (196 cm)

weight: 125 kg, thereabouts / 19.6 stone / around 275 lbs

distinguishing features: the "glasgow grin" facial scarring on the right side of his mouth/face is probably one of the first things noticed, after his height/stature

hair color: sandy blond

eye color: blue

what do they consider their best feature?: mmmm is it too much of a cop-out to say his body? this is under physical/appearance but technically best feature could also be like, synonymous with best trait? in any case, Richie has worked very hard to maintain his physique, and knows just how appealing he looks to a not insignificant number of people. he cuts quite a figure, and he's proud of it

style of dress/typical outfit(s): most typically found in whatever uniform is appropriate for the day. CPU trousers (example, example) and combat shirts (example) are common staples of his day-to-day

jewelry? tattoos? piercings?: while he does technically own a few rings (like a signet ring or something) he never wears them. no piercings, but he does have a few tattoos. the only tattoo i'm certain of is the black and white compass he has inked on his right forearm, based on his lucky compass... he might be cheesy enough to have Ada's birthdate on him somewhere, but i'm not sure. he might also have the SAS motto (who dares wins / qui audet adipiscitur) on him somewhere (thanks young drunk self -insert eyeroll here-)

do they work out/exercise?: yes, daily and at length. a large part of any day not on deployment for any operator is keeping sharp enough to deploy at a moment's notice, and Richie is no exception

belief +  intellect.

level of self esteem: very self-confident. i'd say from the outside, he can still regularly seem cocksure, even if he's not as loud about his self-confidence as he was when he was younger. (he was definitely cocky as a young man, but has mellowed into a more subtle confidence as he's aged)

known languages: (values based on this post / system): English (native), BSL (B2), Russian (B2), French (B1), Burmese (A2), Arabic (A2); He can manage street signs/basic directions in a few other languages based on deployments

gifts/talents: he has a knack for tracking and navigation, which is put to good use in his work

how do they deal with stress?: he typically smokes, runs, or tracks down the nearest punching bag, depending on location and/or time constraints

what do they do when upset?: it depends on the sort of upset. generally, he's prone to bottling it up and shutting down/shutting out others, though there's still evidence of the upset in the way he might grow pricklier and/or colder. i'd say there are two sides to any upset on Richie: there's the a louder, brasher version, and a quieter, more isolating one. there isn't a hard science to determining which version of upset you'll get from him, unfortunately. sometimes his temper is more visible, and other times the hurt flashes briefly before it's smothered by alarming (forced. an act. he's shoved his feelings down and away.) mildness.

do they believe in happy endings?: no

how do they feel about asking for help?: it depends on the kind of help he needs, and who his options are. he is far less willing to seek out personal help, and would rather the impersonal care of medical professionals and the like over colleagues or friends or family getting involved, for instance

optimist or pessimist: pessimist with the occasional optimistic lean, particularly [optimistic] when it comes to putting his trust in his team

extrovert or introvert: introvert. not a naturally social guy. which is actually really ironic because when he was younger he did very much enjoy going out or playing sports with his mates. somewhere along the way he just stopped seeking that out. maybe he stopped needing it? or maybe he'd never needed it and stopped wanting it, or decided somewhere along the way that it wasn't worth the effort anymore

leader or follower: leader (he has all the makings of being a leader of higher calibre than a lieutenant, he just really doesn't want the job)

makes decisions based mostly on emotions, or on logic?: logic. not a big feelings guy in general

spontaneous or planner: planner, though few plans survive contact with the enemy; he knows how to be spontaneous and adaptable

organized or messy: organized. he dislikes mess, though i'm not sure to what depth/extent

worrier or carefree: mmmm somewhere in the middle? can't spend your whole life stressing, but some fear/concern is healthy, he thinks

artistic?: no

mathematical?: quite. a not-insignificant portion of his job involves maths in one way or another, and he's got a knack for it, even if he wouldn't say as much

sex + intimacy.

current marital/relationship/sexual status: single, never been in a relationship more serious than a fuckbuddy, and sleeping around when he can/has the urge

sexual orientation (is it something they question or a secret): bi/pan, though he's not the labeling sort. it's never been something he questioned, and not something he ever put much care into keeping secret, in the sense that he was never trying to hide himself. he just also wasn't keen on the fallout of getting caught. he was aware of the rampant homophobia in many of the spheres in which he existed, and was careful, though still managed to get caught and expelled from two different boarding schools in his teen years for same-sex relations. in the military he flew just under the radar enough to not jeopardize his career, but he was never in denial about his interest in men, and never actively avoided pursuing male interests where they cropped up. it's largely been something he doesn't talk about because he's a private man

views on sex (one night stands, promiscuity, etc): what you're doing on your own time is none of his business, and vice versa. he's decidedly not the monogamous relationship type, or the relationship type at all, and gladly and regularly engages in casual, no-strings sex with whomever strikes his fancy

ever been in love?: no

do they fall in love easily?: no

do they desire marriage and/or children in their future?: absolutely not. he is very unlikely to marry for reasons outside of a relationship, and wholly uninterested in entering into a relationship, and thus wants nothing to do with marriage. he's actually sterile (both a matter of biology and procedure; he has always been sterile, and he had a vasectomy early in adulthood (like 18 or 19), because he didn't know he was sterile), though he's never had any interest in children

thoughts on public displays of affection?: no strong feelings either way

how do they show affection/love to their partner?: most often it would be gift giving and quality time

relationships.

social habits (popular, loner, some close friends, makes friends and then quickly drops them): i think his i-don't-give-a-shit, devil-may-care attitude would've roped him quite a bit of interest growing up, especially in an all-boys boarding school, and even through his early military career. so popular, for a long while too, actually. he was loud and proud and was far more social before he commissioned. he probably wasn't even interested in commissioning until he'd quieted. he was more of a small-group-of-friends kind of guy after that, though he could still be convinced, on occasion, to go out with people outside of that circle. and then his small group of friends (his team) didn't stick by him after he'd been through hell and back, and Richie became a proper loner. he's been much slower to trust and open up since then, though he's attached to his new team, much as he hadn't been expecting it

how do they treat others (politely, rudely, keep at distance, etc)?: kept at a distance. these days, it generally takes time and consistency for him to start warming up to someone. i'd say in general interactions with unknowns, he's succinct. he's not (generally speaking) intentionally brusque, though he may come across that way

confront or avoid conflict?: confront conflict, for better or worse

secrets.

dreams: mmmm ambiguity my beloathed. he doesn't... really have any personal ambitions. he might like to teach his niece and nephew how to drive some day? i think that's about the extent of it. and as for the sleep kind of dreams... mostly work-related. the ones he tends to remember are the nightmares, and those feature death or trauma

greatest fears: trauma triggers (: otherwise... god would he hate to outlive his sister and/or her kids. oh to that extent, maybe conflict making it back to the UK? he needs home to be Safe for them

biggest regret: dslfhsdhfs it might be not talking his sister out of marrying Bill. (he hates Bill; Bill hates him right back) but then he wouldn't have Ada and Patrick running around, so maybe he'll settle for convincing her to divorce the weasel-y little bastard instead

what they most want to change about their current life?: i don't know that there's anything that he does want to change. he's quite content with his life, actually. though he does periodically wish he could be in two places at once, because he'd like to see more of his niece and nephew

likes + dislikes.

hobbies: his lowest effort hobby is tinkering with his motorcycle. he also enjoys rugby, running, hiking, and hunting, the lattermost of which he does with his father on occasion. occasionally he can be coaxed into an evening poker night, and he does enjoy those

indoors or outdoors?: outdoors

favorite color: doesn't have one

favorite smell: on himself? some fresh and woodsy, but not overpowering. if he were to pick a scent for his home or office? honey and lemon tea, or the closest combination of scents to mimic walking through the woods of his family's estate

favorite and least favorite food: favorite, a fatty steak with a side of roasted potatoes and buttered vegetables. least favorite... I said mystery meat the last time this question came up in something, I think that might still hold true

coffee or tea?: tea, naturally

favorite type of weather: warm, with light clouds

favorite form of entertainment: the dumb shit that enlisted soldiers get up to that he has to pretend he hates as he breaks it up. out of like, traditional entertainment formats? televised sporting, maybe?

how do they feel about traveling?: god, given his job, he better at least tolerate it. jokes aside, he doesn't mind it. he enjoys the snatches of downtime he gets in foreign places. he wouldn't mind if traveling came without all that time sitting on his ass in whatever transport, though

what sort of gifts do they like?: i. don't know? i don't think he gets a lot of gifts, in any case, so i'm not sure he fully knows either. expensive alcohol is always a safe bet, but it's not very personal, even if you do happen to know his drink preferences

drugs + alcohol.

thoughts on drugs and alcohol: heavily disapproving of drugs, very much in a "why the fuck are you throwing your life away for a high" kind of way. not a heavy drinker, but a drinker nonetheless. more of a social drinker than anything

do they smoke? If so, do they want to quit?: yes he smokes, no he has no interest in quitting. he considers it to be one of his less dangerous indulgences in life

have they ever tried other drugs (which, what happened, consequences): i have been toying with the idea of making this idea canon, in which case he'd have "tried" a stimulant, and there was likely a rough crash once all was said and done; anyone who knew what he'd done wouldn't say anything about it, though, and anyone who didn't know would just assume he'd crashed from the adrenaline and stress. he's never engaged in, nor would he engage in, recreational drug use

do they have any addictions?: barring the smoking? no

other details.

most important/defining event in life to date: i would say his enlistment? his military service has defined the entirety of his adult life, so it feels apt

typical Saturday night: an actual Saturday? it's probably spent either on base or in the middle of fuckoff nowhere on deployment. but a proper night off? he might go out to a bar — he'll definitely go out if he's seeking sex, which does happen with regularity on his nights off

what is home like (messy, neat, sparse): sparse. this is a man who's spent his entire adult life in the military, ready to pack up and move at a moment's notice. i waffle sometimes on if he even has off-base accommodations at all; if he does, he's not the one furnishing them. most of what he owns is work-related in some fashion or another. he has some pictures and trinkets from deployments, a few civilian outfits, but that's about all by way of personal effects. it all easily fits in a single duffel bag

pets? if not, do they want any?: no and no. he doesn't mind cats or dogs, but he has little interest in taking one on, even if he could — and he most assuredly cannot, given the frequency with which he isn't even in the country

can they hold their breath for a long time?: yes

do they know how to swim?: yes. he learned to swim as a boy, which involved occasional summer trips to lakes and even a short bout on a swim team. he of course was expected to pass certain swimming tests as part of his military qualifications, and is SCUBA certified

can they cook (if so, how well and do they enjoy it)?: not anything more advanced than following whatever preparation instructions come on a can, or a box of pasta, or a frozen package of vegetables. he never learned — never felt the need to

[fallbeforethefight]

I tried to help when it came to Arden, and gave advice about Ada. I freaking love Jade. I only feel a tiny twinge if I think about Kirsty. But Grace? This feeling... sucks. And I don't understand why I feel like this. But it doesn't feel good at all.

[afactaday]

#aFactADay2021

#253: a palindrome is a word, phrase, time, number, whatever, that reads exactly the same when the order of characters is reversed. for example, thirty-one past one in the afternoon, ie 13:31, is palindromic. "racecar" is palindromic. the first words ever said by man was palindromic (when Adam introduced himself to Eve, he said "Madam in Wden, i'm Adam"). one of the most philosophical questions in the world is a palindrome (do geese see god?). the names Hannah, Ava, Anna, Eve, Bob and Otto are all palindromic, as is the former PM of Cambodia, Lon Nol, and a japanese manga writer, Nisio Isin.

Only four pokemon are palidromes though - eevee, girafarig, ho-oh, and alomomola. girafarig is actually intentionally palindromic though - the original design had the back end being identical to the front but with a colour swap.

back to the name thing:

"Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned." is a palindrome. im not sure who initially came up with that, but wow you did some work xD

i also found this epic (semi-)palindromic poem!

Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes

Semordnilaps are words that spell other words when backwards, such as drawer/reward and stressed/desserts. anyone whos watched cloudy with a chance of meatballs (i think?) will know that live spelt backwards is evil, and lived is devil.

the longest palindrome in the english dictionary is "Tattarrattat", as in the sound when you knock a door. i also found Abba in the dictionary, as in the 70s band that made, and i quote from the oxford dictionary, "well-crafted catchy songs". seriously.

"koortsmeetsysteemstrook" is a dutch fever measurement or something like that, and theres also a place in the netherlands called "ee". yes, ee.

theres also Nerren Nerren in australia, Wassamassaw in south carolina, Ekalakala lake in montana, yreka bakery in yreka,california, and madoko dam in zimbabwe.

in Pompeii, the town that was covered in ash by Mt Vesuvius and preserved for hundreds of years, theres a very clever arrangement of 25 letters, so that if you read it left-to-right then down, or right-to-left then up, or top-to-bottom then right or bottom-to-top then left, it will always read SATOR/AREPO/TENET/OPERA/ROTAS. my mind is blown.

theres also Belphegor's prime - two sets of 13 zeroes, with a 666 in the middle, and its a prime number!

1000000000000066600000000000001

[backpockct]

arden's mind was running wild with thoughts, she did feel bad about interrupting their dad-and-daughter time, she was a stranger to little ada. "yeah, uh -- you don't want that" arden laughs awkwardly, she takes a deep breath in, "sure. that'd be nice" she nods, unsure of this was the right thing to do. arden steals a glance at him, her heart flutters, he was still incredibly handsome and it was very obvious, her feelings for him hadn't changed.

CALL HIS CURIOSITY PIQUED , but micah isn’t sure what to say . she had a plan , and he wants to ask her , what sort of plan was it exactly ? show up at his house ? basket of cookies ? there’s a certain bitterness that lays in his stomach and it lurches begging to be released but it’s quelled by the leap in his heart at the mere sight of her  and it sucks . as ada continues to fuss , he has no choice to keep moving though , and lets out a sigh , ‘ listen , if i don’t get her to the park , she’s going to pull out all my hair , all this rain she’s been cooped up too long — you can uh … ‘ he’s afraid that he’ll regret this , but offers anyway , ‘ you wanna walk with us ? ‘ 

[yourcoolfriendwithallthecandy]

Magic and Miracles and BEYOND Chapter 14

Ya'll, when I say, that the writer's block for this story practically parked it's 18 wheeler sized ass in front of me, like a boulder on a mountain road AND THERE WAS NO WAY AROUND IT, to the point that I didn't know if I ever would get to write it again and I had to take a break for...way too fucking long. Also- for the record, all of this still happens in my head in 2018, you know, when I started writing this story, because BY GOD, all these characters should have had their weddings and a small piece of happily ever after BEFORE COVID comes to fuck everyone over. But Hazel's dress, that's still 2022 Pnina Tornay, it's a fantasy story, I'm fudging the timeline, a little. Also Hazel's engagement ring? Chocolate diamond. She's a foodie. It made sense.

Also, Yes, I do realize that I am face casting Alex Pettyfer twice. The first was as modern Ravus Nox Flueret, and then...as Dash Parr in my modern Incredibles AU Why So Jaded. Look, I just adore the guy ok? He's...incredibly good looking and talented, and HOT. They don't happen in the same alternate universe, it's fine, it's fine.

Anyway, so back to the road block, sorry, detour, anyway, so then, tragedy struck in my personal life, ok several tragedies kind of piled up all at once it felt like and shook me to my core, and suddenly those earthquakes, knocked that boulder off the road and opened up the creative roadway to this story again, then I wrote something truly horrific for this particular story. AND IT'S AWESOME, like it's brutal, will reach inside and grab your heart, put it into a blender before handing it back to you as you cry and say thank you, kind of awesome, so angsty.

But, I couldn't just...post it and not keep wrapping up other character's story lines because this was still "everyone needs to find their happily ever after" foundations laid. So. What that did, was give me a "if you want this- angsty thing to happen, how do you get the story from here to there, now that you don't have this fucking boulder in the way." and my brain finally went "I got it! TREDD IS AN ASSHOLE" and boom, problem solved. See I had- most of the components to this particular chapter, already written and mentally mapped out and planned out but the "go juice" to write it was empty.

But Tredd, lovable, asshole Tredd, gave me what I needed. I don't even know if I should tag who I used to tag...however long ago I used to post chapters to this story or if they have all changed their usernames and stuff or if any of them are still interested. But you know what? I'm gonna post it anyway. So enjoy.

Also, @the-immortal-marshal, thanks for sticking with me and hanging in there, THE PAIN IS COMMING NEXT CHAP. ENJOY the last moment of "peace and happiness where everything is perfect and nothing hurts" while it lasts.

Magic and Miracles and BEYOND

Chapter 14

“Hello Behbehs!” Selena cooed when she came home from school to her dogs and Duchess who eagerly greeted her before she got all the packages from the little stylish boxes she built out of pallets to create a little place for packages to be stored on her front porch before she and Ravus could get home and get them in their apartment.

“Ah thank goodness.” Selena breathed in relief when a couple of them were those pre prepared meal kits. Because with both her and Ravus being in school and both of them working too, they rarely had a chance to go grocery shopping anymore and the meal kits were a healthy alternative to fast food and surprisingly less expensive than take out and right now they were still in their “try everything once to find our favorites” stage. But Selena barely had them all unpacked and put away by the time her phone chimed.

‘Hope you had a good day today Darling’ Ravus texted when his phone chimed that she had made it home.

‘It’s been fine, busy, how about yours?’ Selena texted back.

‘Not great, I’ll be happy to call it a day soon.’ Ravus texted back as Selena frowned at her phone before she got an idea and raced up the stairs to get dressed in more business formal attire that was clearly flirtatious that covered up some ridiculously sexy lingerie and some really good ‘fuck me’ heels and put on some makeup and put her hair up in a quick bun then quickly left their apartment to go to Miracles Hospital where she parked next to Ravus’ car and purposefully strutted into the offices, using the badge keycard Sylva had made for her to get in before she made a B-Line for Ravus’ temperoary office while his was under construction before she checked in with Kathryn to make sure he was alone in his office before she opened his office door and struck a pose in his door frame with a smoldering look and a mischevious smirk on her lips that had Ravus’ jaw dropping to the floor at the vision she was.

“Hey. What are you doing here? Is there a problem with…?” Ravus began to ask as she closed the door, locked it then sauntered up to him and straddled his lap before she kissed him passionately as he eagerly held her and pulled her to himself as he kissed her back with equal passion that had Ravus thanking God that he put such an amazing, wonderful and sexy as hell woman in his life that could give him the one thing he wanted that he knew money could never buy- her love, priceless and perfect as it was. And with her love came devotion, loyalty, honesty, faithfulness and right now- desire and it was his life’s goal to make himself as desirable to her as he could possibly be because being the object of her affection was all he could ever want and he wanted her to feel as lucky that she had him for a partner- that he felt about her.

“How’s your day now?” Selena purred when they broke for air.

“Ah-amazing, I can’t, can’t complain.” Ravus answered truthfully, his mind desperate in it’s grasping for coherent thought as he was completely blown away and delighted by her little surprise visit as his hands traveled down her body, appreciating every nuance and curve she had.

“Good, now do you want to fuck me here or in the sleep studies wing, in the car or at home?” Selena asked and watched as he swallowed thickly as his own eyes grew a dark stormy gray with lust.

“Is there an ‘all of them’ option?” Ravus returned which made Selena smile brighter as he quickly hiked up her skirt the rest of the way to reveal that she had not been wearing underwear but was wearing thigh highs attached to a matching green silk garter belt ,which were his favorite kind of stockings as his cock tried to break through his pants trying to get into her as he gasped and ‘oohed’ in surprise and delight as she made quick work of his pants and underwear before she managed to seat herself onto him as he let his chair lean back and rest on a filing cabinet so they wouldn’t crash backwards and also so that Selena could ride him as hard as she wanted to without hurting anything as she opened up his silk dress shirt so that his chest and neck were bared to her before he yanked down her shirt and undid her bra so that her breasts, which had been pushed up to show her amazing cleavage before- were now bared to him in turn as he suckled as his hands went to her hips to guide her over him and when his other hand reached down to stroke her clit with practiced ease as he whispered some absolutely filthy things to her in French which he had discovered could get Selena all riled up and to hear and see and feel that was like a drug to him.

Selena could feel her orgasm approaching as her body and mind were in absolute bliss and to hear Ravus whisper, moan and growl in her ear in between kissing and licking and playfully biting every inch of skin he could reach as he drove up into her as hard as he could and rub her clit just right. Not too hard, not too fast, but as if he was delicately conjuring her soul through her pussy was the greatest pleasure she had ever known and she didn’t care what he was saying to her in French, but the way he said it, the way it rolled off of his very gifted tongue and the way he could enrapture her mind, body and soul so easily, as easy as he breathed and leave her so desperate for him, desperate for more. Just one more touch, one more kiss, one more thrust, one more profession of love, of promise, of adoration, everything. How she was his everything and how he was going to love her and cherish her for as long as he lived and she had the utmost faith in every word. And she knew that she was going to love him for the rest of hers. She didn’t care if he lost his fortune or the hospital or anything. She would keep him and he would keep her. And that would be all that mattered.

In rapid succession Selena came, her shuddering cry of bliss was the most perfect sound in Ravus’ ears as he smiled victoriously that he was able to give her the greatest pleasure possible before Ravus’ own face scrunched up as he came himself, a grunting, hissing moan. His cock throbbing but since his injections, there were no loads, other than an extra load of precum before they both collapsed in the chair as they held each other as Selena let her head rest on his shoulder as they recovered.

Selena traced random designs on his skin around his chest hair that was starting to fill in nicely along with more muscle mass that had started to build just in the last few months since he graduated highschool and gotten back from the most epic summer vacation. It was as if he was a late bloomer. All the bulky muscle he had always wanted was finally filling in the way he wanted it to and he was having to buy new suits and shirts because his old ones no longer fit him the way he wanted them to, but thankfully that glorious cock of his stayed the same, much to Selena’s utter and complete delight.

The only thing that hadn’t grown was thankfully his feet so that meant the man didn’t need to buy new shoes. Which was his own guilty pleasure and obsession, especially dress shoes. While they had gone cross country all summer, he and Luche would hit up all the thrift stores and speciality shops looking for old shoes to restore and when they had been in L.A. They had hit the mother load. All these places that had all the shoes from the old stars of hollywood, whether they became famous or infamous or never even made it on the map. But their very expensive and very good quality shoes were left behind. One shop in particular was run by a couple of older gentlemen that were so happy to see some younger guys were into this kind of thing that they gave them the deals of a lifetime and even Tredd and of course Ignis came along and between Ravus and Ignis, Luche and Tredd got quite the crash course education on shoes, in particular old dress shoes as the four of them practically bought the store out and had to ship out most of them back home because they wouldn't fit with their former travel plans. Ravus and Ignis were the way about shoes the same way some women were about fashion and purses.

Of course that wasn't the only "obsession" Ravus and Ignis had shared with Luche and Tredd, Ravus' mother and of course his grandparents were avid fountain pen collectors and when Sylva's parents had passed, they went over her parent's very, very extensive fountain pen collection that was in the thousands of pens large, Ravus insisted that about two dozen of them go directly to Selena so she could "impress" her more "financially affluent" clients she was starting to get as Sylva happily let those precious few go to Selena, then the rest were picked through by Sylva, Lunafreya who was also an avid fountain pen enthusiast as well as Ravus and Ignis who then coached Luche and Tredd of all people who showed an interest in what he called "rich people shit", just like jewels, yahts, jets, shoes and the like, which amused Sylva who humored him enough to go through what made a good fountain pen and what made different pens valuable and what the more "famous" or well known "name brands" were and what inks were best for which pens and corralating inks to the pens themselves as Luna did the same thing with Selena so that Ravus could coach Luche through the same thing too as the rest were divided evenly and "put away" so that they could become an "inheritance" for the next generation.

Meanwhile Ravus wasn’t the only one who had gone through some changes over the course of the summer and now fall, Selena too seemed to fill in quite nicely, she had gained some weight over the summer, her hips had filled out and her derriere had plumped out and her breasts had grown, filled in and rounded out and while she had gone up a few dress sizes, Ravus couldn’t be happier about the developments. Like she had transformed from lithe teen to full blown woman and he was all too happy to replace every piece of clothing in her wardrobe so that she was comfortable and could embrace her current body.

And with Selena landing what in her opinion was the dream job at Fosters as a junior designer and was currently designing all her friend’s houses as Oak Creek Estates under the supervision of a woman named Samantha Leeds, who had taken Selena under her wing and was showing her the ropes and helping get all the classes at the local college. Selena had had the hardest time understanding CAD but when she finally figured it out. She quickly excelled.

“So what’s going on?” Selena asked after they seemed to recover but were in no need to change their positions or state of partial undress.

“Something stupid in office politics.” Ravus huffed.

“Ok…” Selena urged.

“Some of the board members are getting greedy, in particular Mr. Greed, they look at how much Project Recovery is making them and they’re seeing dollar signs at the other pharma we produce.” Ravus revealed.

“But I thought your mom had a pretty good stance that when it came to life saving drugs like insulin and other medications like it- that you put a cap on all those so they’re affordable to everyone.” Selena frowned.

“She did, but the other board members see Luche and I coming onto the board and think they can get to us and pit us against mother or pit us against each other- thinking their greed is going to be contagious or something or that we’re too young to know what we’re talking about and too inexperienced to have valid opinions.” Ravus grumped before he kissed her forehead sweetly, grateful he could bare his heart and soul like this to her so freely.

“Well that’s not going to work right?” Selena said as she raised her head to fix him with a look.

"No, it's just frustrating to deal with until they retire, although I can’t imagine dealing with Roman or Ainsley is going to get any better, all I hear is ‘chip off the old block’ when Rob talks about them." Ravus shook his head.

"Is there any way we can get Mr. Greed to retire early? Get some peace before Roman and Ainsley come on board or is it not just Mr. Greed that’s giving you all the headaches?" Selena hoped.

"I wish it was just him. But it’s not. It just...comes with the territory. Besides if there was a way to make Mr. Greed and the others to retire early, I'm pretty sure my mother would have done it already. They've been thorns in her sides most of her life and they’re proving to be thorns in ours as well." Ravus mused as Selena frowned deeper.

“Don’t worry about it, it’s not your problem to fix, but thank you for listening.” Ravus thanked her gratefully as he held her comfortably in his arms. “And thank you for this, this was the best surprise.” He smiled appreciatively as he nuzzled her face with his.

“You’re welcome.” Selena smiled happily.

“Hey you wanna go out to dinner?” Ravus asked hopefully. “We could see if Lu and Ada wanted to join us?” He asked.

“Sure,” Selena nodded as she and Ravus worked on getting straightened up as Selena pulled her dress down a bit more so it was a bit more modest and pinned the top up to a much more modest height and by the time they got squared away and unlocked the door they saw Ada coming out of Luche’s office dressed similarly to Selena and Luche himself had the same love drunk smile Ravus was wearing.

“Hey,” Selena greeted as both Selena and Ada blushed before they looked pointedly at each other’s shoes then back up to each other before they both tried to stifle their giggles because they both knew exactly why the other was wearing those heels as they beamed knowingly at each other.

“Dinner?” Ravus asked as he self consciously smoothed his hair as Luche did the same as Luche gave Ada a questioning look and smiled when she eagerly nodded her head.

“Oh yeah.” Luche agreed before they all hopped into Ravus’ new Land Rover and drove to the restaurant that piqued their interest and hunger.

“So how’s the wedding planning going?” Ravus asked Luche while they looked at the menus.

“Good, still deciding on invitations, although we've narrowed it down to three different choices.” Luche answered.

“We did agree to use the same venue Sylva used when she got married.” Ada revealed.

“Yeah, that’s the same venue we decided on too.” Selena smiled happily.

“Do you have any ideas what dress you’d want?” Selena asked.

“Actually yeah.” Ada nodded as she scooted closer to Selena in the booth to show her the dresses she had found on Pintrist.

“Oooh, I like that one.” Selena agreed.

“It’s just going to be a challenge to find one that doesn’t drown me out. Because I’m so short and petite, but I don’t want to walk down the aisle in like 7 inch heels just to not trip over the dress.” Ada confessed as Ravus nearly lost it Luche’s grin as he had that ‘I wouldn’t mind’ kind of expression.

“Are you excited to go back to Kleinfelds?” Selena asked.

“Very much so, I’m already packed.” Ada confessed.

That weekend, the whole crew went back to Klinefelds for Ada to do her dress shopping. As Sylva made sure that Ada’s parents and Luche’s parents were in the middle couch while the boys made sure to keep Luche preoccupied while all the girls happily rallied around Ada as they all had their own ideas of what Ada should wear while Morgan got Sylva’s picks and other dresses into the room.

“Ok, this is Crowe’s pick.” Morgan said as she brought Ada out in the first dress.

“Aww,” they all awwed.

“You’re drowning in it though Love.” Ada’s mother noted as others kind of grimaced and nodded in agreement.

“So what do you love about this dress?”

“I love the bling, I love the tiered layers, it’s just a little too poofy.” Ada offered Morgan.

“Ok, so let’s try again, we’ll be right back.” Morgan offered the crew.

“Ok, so this is a mermaid, fit and flare,” Morgan announced as she brought Ada back out.

“It looks amazing, I just can’t really move because it’s so restrictive.” Ada realized as the rest of her family put in their 2 cents about it before she was back and tried even more, trying on her mom’s picks, Linda’s picks then finally getting to Sylva’s picks but Sylva made sure that Morgan didn’t tell Ada that they were her pick’s and instead urged Morgan to introduce them as her picks before sneaking one into Morgan’s hands that was brand new that had not been there when they had been there last.

Ada softly gasped when she saw it, it was perfect, it had the tiered layers but it also had lace and glitter and just a little bit of everything. It was perfect and when she put it on, she couldn’t help but cry. It was a soft, blushed ivory. It complemented her red hair and her skin tone gorgeously. She felt like a proper bride in this and she could see in her mind- so clearly- how Luche would probably cry tears of happiness if he saw her in this. This was it, this was the one.

“There’s that smile.” Morgan grinned victoriously as she looked at Ada in the mirror after she cinched the corset back closed and got it looking like Ada was born into this dress.

“This is it, even if all of them hate it, this is it.” Ada insisted.

“Well then let’s show them.” Morgan insisted.

Everyone could tell that Ada’s smile practically came from her toes, she was practically glowing with happiness as Sylva got choked up which caused Linda and Ada’s mom Amelia to start crying as all the girls started gasping and cooing before Morgan happily snagged an appropriate veil and put it on her and that’s when they were all practically sobbing.

“It’s perfect Love, absolutely perfect. It has those tiers that you love and the lace is so romantic.” Amelia cried as she squeezed her husband- Richard’s hand who was also getting choked up as they passed a box of tissues down the line.

“You look stunning Ada, really, just perfectly beautiful.” Linda praised as she had already made her peace with Ada being a daughter in law.

“And it still has enough sparkle and glitter to it, that even in low light, you’ll glitter like the jewel you are.” Sylva added.

“So, are you saying yes to the dress?” Morgan asked.

“Yes, I’m saying yes to this dress.” Ada confirmed happily before Amelia got up off the couch and hugged her daughter tightly before her dad hugged her tightly too along with her brother who had also been flown in for the event with his fiance.

A week later, Hazel and Sylva returned to Klinefelds as Sylva had flown out Hazel’s sister Mei and her mother Huan and her dad Tommy along with Titus' mother Helen and Titus’ sister Jenny in for the appointment. Helen and the rest of her family had been all too happy to welcome Hazel into the fold. Once Titus was thirty and then almost 40, Helen gave up on the idea that Titus would ever get married and settle down, especially when the rest of her children were giving her grandchildren at this point but it seemed she was too hasty when Titus finally met Hazel and seemed to get with the program and settle down “properly”.

Meanwhile Huan and Tommy were also over the moon that Hazel was finally settling down and even though Billy wasn’t wild about the age difference at first, the more he and Titus got to know each other, the better they got along, Tommy was happy that Titus made Hazel happy in addition to Titus’ character and stability and profession and Huan was so happy to learn that Titus was a good man, who had a house and was planning on building another with Hazel and when Titus and Hazel adopted Brutus who was Kona, Kahlua and Sasha’s sibling, while Tredd and Stella adopted Brutus’ brother King. To Huan- a grand-dog was close enough to a grandchild, for now. While she was always proud of Hazel for earning her own way though the world and earning enough to take care of them in their retirement, she had been on Hazel since she was in her twenties to have someone take care of her. And it seems Titus had finally come along and to do just that.

“So what are you looking for?” Meredith asked Hazel after everyone had been introduced.

“I’m looking for a very simple, not too many embellishments, comfortable, light weight wedding dress. Titus and I are getting married at the beach next May, right after school lets out, because he is highschool football coach. It’s going to be a very small, intimate wedding with just family and really close friends.” Hazel answered.

“Aww, that’s awesome, is there a price point we’re comfortable with?”

“Ten thousand.” Hazel answered.

“Ooh, more than enough to work with, well let’s go.” Meredith urged as she brought Hazel back into a dressing room to get changed before she went hunting for the perfect dress.

“Simple, light, comfortable.” Meredith echoed over and over again as she combed through the back room, her almost encyclopedic knowledge of the backroom to her aid as she went through all the dresses before she found several that would fit those criteria.

Charlotte came into the bridal shop, a giddy grin on her face as she came and “snuck up” on her family as Sylva turned her head and smiled at the newcomer.

“Surprise!” Charlotte announced to her family.

“Charlie?!” Tommy smiled happily as he got up and gathered up his daughter into his large arms. She may have been a wanted criminal and fugitive, but he was always happy to see her and to him, she would always be his "little Charlie".

“I thought you were overseas?” Tommy asked.

“And miss this? Nah, it’s Hazel’s first big day before the big big day, I wouldn’t miss it for anything.” Charlotte happily murmured into her dad’s chest before Tommy put his arm around his daughter’s shoulders and introduced her to Titus’ family who were completely oblivious as to Charlotte’s true identity as Charlotte sat next to Sylva.

“It’s nice to see you again. Different kind of exciting this time,” Sylva offered with a mischievous grin that Charlotte mirrored.

“I take it you didn’t get any kind of trouble from the last time we were in each other’s company.” Charlotte offered.

“Nope, not a peep, thank you.” Sylva reassured her.

“You’re welcome, this was wonderful, thanks for letting me know, when you get to know their wedding arrangements, forward them to this number, I doubt the groom would be comfortable with Gil and I coming but I want to send them a proper wedding gift that won't be on any kind of gift registry, at least domestically.” Charlotte nodded as she handed Sylva a slip of paper written in Mandarin as Sylva read it quickly, nodded and put it into her billfold just as Hazel came out in her first dress and stopped when she saw Charlotte.

“Charlie?” Hazel gasped in excitement as she saw her sister.

“Hey you, don’t you look beautiful.” Charlie greeted as she set her large, heavy purse on the seat and came over and embraced her sister.

“I didn’t think I would see you again.” Hazel admitted as she hugged her sister tight.

“Sylva invited me, hope you don’t mind.” Charlotte explained.

“Nope, not at all.” Hazel readily assured her sister.

“Is Gil here too?” Hazel asked.

“He’s doing business, as usual, plus I don’t think Dad would be cool and I know your fiance wouldn't be cool if Gil and I showed up to the wedding itself, so this is the best I can do and this is exposed enough without making things difficult or uncomfortable or "unsafe".” Charlotte excused.

“I get it, I'm still really happy to see you and that you're here. It means a lot, especially to Mom and Dad, and of course me as well.” Hazel nodded as Charlotte nodded in unison.

“So is this your dress?” Charlotte asked, changing the subject.

“This is just the first one, you came just in time.” Hazel answered.

“Well then let’s get to it.” Charlotte insisted as she returned to her seat.

“So this is dress number one. What do we think?” Meredith asked.

“It’s nice, I’m not in love with it, but it’s nice.” Hazel answered honestly.

“It makes you look like you’re wearing a tent.” Huan criticized as Helen and Jenny nearly choked on their spit and looked at Huan in alarm as Charlotte akept her snickering quiet enough to pass it off as a cough as Mei just rolled her eyes and complained to her mom in Mandarin that she was being too harsh.

“You don’t look like you’re wearing a tent, but the cut isn’t quite right. You need a more flattering shape to the fabric.” Charlotte offered.

“Agreed.” Sylva nodded.

“Well, that’s what first dresses are all about, finding what elements can work and what elements won’t.” Meredith explained before they tried on a few different picks as Charlotte looked around as did Sylva at the other dresses on display at the other dresses in the store.

“That one,” Charlotte and Sylva said at the same time once they both locked eyes on it and pointed to it.

“Well go get it then, bring it to her, it will mean more to her if you do.” Sylva encouraged before Charlotte got up and strutted across the floor to get the dress in question before she asked to see which room her sister was in before she came to the appropriate dressing room, a security guard shadowing her.

“Try this one.” Charlotte suggested as she handed the dress over to her sister as Hazel gasped softly when she saw it before Charlotte saw her way out and went back to the group and waived the security guard back a little farther so his presence was not felt by everyone else.

“And?” Sylva prodded.

“She had the gasp and the smile.” Charlotte answered as she checked her phone.

“Please let this be the one, I’m running out of time.” Charlotte whispered as she looked at the time on her phone and read the messages her henchmen were sending her as they stood guard a short distance away as her driver himself was scanning the police channels as Gil’s other men were monitoring the area.

Hazel came out a short time later, wearing a smile that shamed the sun, moon and stars as everyone else gasped and oohed and awed.

“Now that’s the dress, you look exquisite Hazel.” Huan finally complimented as Charlotte and Sylva gave each other a meaningful smile as Hazel nearly burst into tears as Jenny and Helen were already crying too.

“It’s perfect, but still incomplete.” Hazel began as she stood up and pulled a special box from her bag and took out a set of jade jewelry and put it on Hazel as Huan and Mei cooed and practically giggled as they put it on her as Charlotte gave Hazel a special sachet as well before Charlotte’s phone chimed.

“Do you have to go?” Hazel asked as Charlotte’s eyes watered as she tried to put on a brave, happy smile but nodded yes.

“Thank you for coming and for all of this. Thank you for being my sister. I love you so much.” Hazel thanked her as the two hugged before Charlotte got to hug every member of her family as Sylva got to get a quick picture of them all together, both with Charlotte’s phone as well as other members of her family so that each one would have a picture of this moment to treasure forever before the Henchmen came over and cleared their throats to get Charlotte’s attention as Charlotte hugged her parents, specifically her dad one last time.

“I have to go, I love you.” Charlotte bid her family before she used her handkerchief to dry her eyes and left with the henchmen as her driver was already anxiously out front, waiting to take his Empress back to a safer, less ‘exposed’ space.

“How come she couldn’t stay?” Helen asked.

“She’s a very busy woman. She lives half a world away and she probably had to fly back pretty soon, and security at the airports is a nightmare.” Sylva delicately excused as she waived it off.

“But now that we found the dress and the veil and obviously the jewelry. Let’s get settled up and get dinner shall we?” Sylva encouraged with a bright happy smile.

When Sylva came back home from flying and taking care of all the other guests, she came home to see all of her kids and their fiances and their friends as they had made a really nice dinner for everyone as Pelna and Yasmine, Gladio and Pashmina, Prompto and Cindy, Luche and Ada, Libertus and Crowe and Craig and Iris were on their way as well as Luche’s family and Ada’s family.

“Hey! So how did it go?” Luna asked as she gave her mom a big hug.

“Good, Charlotte came and surprised Hazel and the family.” Sylva revealed which caused everyone to freeze and look at each other worriedly.

“Charlotte Stevens?” Luna asked, taken aback by the news.

“Oh don’t look so surprised, when Charlotte and Gil used the jet they left a single phone number for the pilot to give to me and said I get to use it once. And I knew Charlotte wouldn’t want to miss the milestone in Hazel’s life because Charlotte knows she probably won't be welcome at the wedding since Cor is one of Titus' groomsmen, so I used it and told Charlotte the plan and she was very grateful for the invitation since no one else in her family knew how to get a hold of her to tell her. Besides, Titus’ family was blissfully ignorant of who she really was and Hazel’s family got to have a nice little reunion within the realitive safety confine of a public space and Charlotte got to see Hazel in her wedding dress as a good sister should. It was fine, I mean she had to be carrying four guns on her and who knows how many knives on her person, she had to have two guns in her outfit and at least another two in her purse and her four henchmen were armed to the teeth as well and she could only stay for about an hour but Hazel found the dress and everyone gave it their stamp of approval and Charlotte gifted Hazel some really pretty jade jewelry which is customary for a Chinese bride to receive which honored that part of her heritage and traditions, which was really nice, it was a lovely time.” Sylva waived off as she got the picture and showed everyone the family picture she took.

“She has got to have the biggest balls in the world.” Tredd noted, impressed when he saw the picture.

“She’s got you beat, that’s for sure.” Stella teased.

“She’s got everyone beat.” Sylva laughed.

“So is this everyone or are more coming?” Sylva asked.

“More are coming.” Luna reported.

“How many more?” Sylva asked before her doorbell rang and slowly then all at once, everyone came as everyone started pulling all the components at the table, setting it up for a large extended friends and family meal before Luche and Ada came in last, both of them having anxious smiles on their faces.

“Is everything ok?” Sylva asked Luche as she tried to keep her knowing smile to a minimum.

“Yeah, yeah, everythings great.” Luche reassured her.

“You sure?” Sylva asked as she looked from Luche to Ada who had the same anxious smile on her face.

“Ok, so we have some news and we wanted everyone to be around to make the announcement and we don’t exactly know how it’s going to be received.” Luche hinted.

“If it’s what I think it is, I will do my best to lead the way in accepting the announcement with all the happiness and joy that such an announcement garners. But I also want to be the first to offer my congratulations.” Sylva reassured them both.

“Thank you.” Luche and Ada breathed in relief.

“Come on, dinner is getting cold.” Sylva encouraged them before they all came into the kitchen where everyone was getting something to drink with their dinner.

“So Luche and I chose wedding invitations!” Ada happily announced as she handed every couple an invitation as well as one to her parents and one to Luche’s parents as well.

“Wait, I thought we agreed on May 18th, this is in December..only three months, it’s the weekend before Nyx and Luna’s wedding?” Linda pointed out.

“Well that brings us to announcement number two. We’re pregnant, or rather Ada is.” Luche announced as there was just a hint of nervousness to his excitement as Sylva was the first to squeal, almost an excited scream in delight, only half a second before Crowe did which got everyone else to cheer joyfully as Sylva came over and hugged them both and offered her first “official” congratulations which got Linda and Ada’s mother Amelia and Linda to get over their initial shock and plaster on happy smiles and congratulate them before Ada was swarmed by the girls with hugs and congrats as the first ultrasound pictures were passed around that she had gotten the day before.

“So how far along are you?” Sylva asked.

“Ten weeks.” Ada announced as Tredd, Nyx and Ravus shared a rather knowing smile, but no money was passed between the three because Tredd and Ravus had “seen it” when Sylva had as well. Crowe especially was super happy because she wasn’t the only one pregnant anymore as her own little baby bump had seemed to pop out since her own wedding.

“Baby bump!” Crowe happily cheered as she gently bumped her little baby bump into Ada’s belly which got Ada to giggle as the two hugged tightly and couldn’t stop laughing.

“Congratulations man!” Libertus congratulated Luche as he hugged him super tightly.

“Thanks.” Luche laughed into the hug before he got more congratulations from everyone else as even Tredd was, for once, gracious.

“So what are you hoping for?” Tredd asked.

“A healthy baby and a non complicated delivery.” Luche answered honestly.

“Good. Ok, everyone listen up! Taking bets on due dates and gender, where’s a white board?” Tredd suddenly turned, raising his voice to shout over everyone as he received a mixture of laughter and groans from some of the adults as Sylva laughed the hardest as Tredd took the whiteboard off the fridge and the little marker and erased all the important reminders after taking a pic of what was on it so none of it would be lost.

“Ok so that technically puts Crowe five months ahead of Ada so if gestation is 40 weeks, that’s basically ten months and Ada is already ten of those 38-40 weeks in- that puts us at...holy shit you’re due on your original wedding date- May 18th. OK, So, taking bets on three day spreads May 18th, 19th and 20th? Any takers?” Tredd continued undeterred.

“You asshole, I announce my fiance is pregnant and you immediately turn it into a bet?” Luche laughed, not surprised by his friend’s behavior, but was hoping he would have at least five minutes before Tredd turned into “The Lovable Douche Asshole”, the lovable part was questionable though most of the time.

“May 12th through the 15th, and a boy and the winner gets bragging rights but all the money and proceeds go to Luche and Ada.” Sylva said as she fished several hundred dollar bills out of her wallet and handed them to Ada before discretely handing Tredd another one too.

“Sweet, first better, Sylva Caelum, May 12th through the 15th and a boy.” Tredd repeated as he wrote that down and put a note in his phone.

“Oh what the hell. Twenty quid on the 16th-19th and I want a granddaughter so I’m betting on a girl.” Amelia offered as she handed Luche and Ada the money with a laugh of her own.

“May 9th-12th, a boy.” Ignis said as he handed Luche a few hundred dollars as well.

“May 19 through the 21st and a boy as well.” Luna giggled as she handed the couple a few hundred dollars too.

“May 14th through the 17th, boy as well.” Ravus added as he gave Luche most of the money in his wallet.

“Amelia it looks like if it is a girl, you’re getting amazing odds, five to one, that’s pretty awesome.” Tredd grinned at Amelia.

“Oh hell, I say May 21st through the 24th, also a girl.” Linda added as she gave Luche and Ada some money too as soon Luche and Ada were holding wads of cash and laughing as their friends were giving them money as Tredd was taking “bets” from everyone as everyone joined in on this impromptu gamble.

“Ok, so this isn’t so bad.” Ada had to confess to Luche as they tried to organize their “winnings” into a “gift bag” that Sylva had on hand before they all sat down to eat dinner as Luche nodded his agreement to that. That had gone way better than he was fearing as Selena, Stella and Luna all looked at their fiances with thinly veiled suspicion as they were looking at each other knowingly as they also noticed that Sylva also seemed particularly smug as they all happily enjoyed a very nice friends and family dinner as they discussed baby shower ideas as well as when to plan all the bridal showers and such and made a new, accelerated timeline.

[burned-lariat]

Okay so I watched that scene of Esme saying she didn't do it. I'm not sure I believe her.

I mean, we've seen her go against Ryan and do shit because she was personally wronged and lost focus of their plan. Even though Ryan "loves" Ava, Esme doesn't really care or like it and has hurt Ava multiple times. I wouldn't put it past her to lie about her involvement.

She deflected away from the topic. I don't think she's *quite* in the clear just yet.