#acuisle

[ribesaureum]

A lazy morning

[retaltyp]

@mirandandnina @acuisle I love learning all of this! We talked about this in philosophy class once, except with numbers. Apparently there was a group of people somewhere without words for numbers, and thus no concept of them either. It’s interesting to know and find out just how much impact the language we use has an effect on our perception of reality! I just got a whole book about colours, maybe I’ll see the world just a little differently after reading it haha :) Oh and I just saw your reply on those sketches, I'm glad you liked them and I hope it works out! I had fun doing it.

[lavenderek]

acuisle replied to your post: So sterek's been married for like 15 years now and...

please help me the link went to a redirect with denied access

sorry, i fixed it.

[halffizzbin]

acuisle replied to your post: thevoiceofwrath replied to your post: “I just...

if one of the penguins were on DWTS would you ever admit they were less than amazing

um yes???? do you KNOW me lol people I love being bad at things just increases my affection for them.

[secondimpact]

acuisle replied to your post: anyway that live action beauty and the beast movie...

i started watching it on a plane and turned it off in the middle of the first song. it was so disappointing, and what’s worse is it made 1.2b so they’re just going to keep making bad live action disney classics.

omfg that’s a ridiculous amount of money for this subpar movie to make?? god

[jinlinli]

About Me

tagged by @deceptivesoldier​

I. Name: jazmyn


II. Nickname: jin


II. Zodiac Sign: gemini


IV. Height: 5′2"


V. Orientation: who knows


VI. Ethnicity: Chinese and Korean


VII. Favourite Fruit: mango


VIII. Favourite Season: fall


IX. Favourite Book Series: currently captive prince ^_^

X. Favourite Flower: orchids!


XI. Favourite Scent: pikake leis


XII. Favourite Colour: green


XIII. Coffee, Tea, or Cocoa: tea all the way, coffee is too much caffeine


XIV. Average Sleep Hours: 6-8!


XV. Cat or Dog Person: hmm ive only ever had dogs but i like cats too


XVI. Favourite Fictional Characters: bucky barnes, draco malfoy, laurent, spock, roy mustang 


XVIII. Blog Created: February 2016, I’ve been on tumblr since 2013, but this blog is p new

XIX. Number of Followers: 186! <3

XX. What do you think happened to the 20th question?: im assuming some sort of monster ate it

andddd tagging @noncorporealform, @hawkguyz, @agape-rose, @queenofthewips, @acuisle

[drunktuesdays]

did you know that george clooney had a pet pig named max

I’m answering this tonight because I’m in the mood and we should discuss this.

I did know that George Clooney had a pet pig named Max, because I’m a basic bitch with basic tastes, and I’ve been in lowkey lust with George Clooney since his ER days. 

One time, when I was in a car going from Connecticut to New Jersey with @giddygeek, we discussed George Clooney’s giant ass pig Max and eventually came to this question. 

Would you have sex with George Clooney if Max had to be in the room, softly grunting to himself?

Yes, we declared.  And then I looked up Max, and it turned out that Max DIED a WHILE ago.  I mean, this was in 2010, so it’s definitely been like 10 years since Max died.  So then the question became, would you have sex with George Clooney if his dead pig Max was in the room?

The answer, clearly, was ONLY if it had been properly taxidermied. 

And thus, sex chicken was born.  

It works like this: pick a celebrity that you think you can go to the mat with, weird sex situation wise.  For me, it’s George Clooney.  For you, it might be Gal Gadot.  Sex chicken DOES NOT discriminate.   Not into sex?  Feel free to alter your situation, but make it something challenging.

Anyway, would you have sex with [YOUR VERSION OF GEORGE CLOONEY] if he(OR SHE, OR ZHE) could ONLY get it up surrounded by sheets patterned with the face of Woody from Toy Story?  

[ribesaureum]

How to stay sane at an all-week work conference

You know, the kind with 1000 people in a ballroom for the keynote speaker and sessions have 100 people in a room and you have to sit for 8 hours and pay attention all the while the din of hundreds of people talking slowly peels apart your brain and your limbs start twitching with the need to run. Those kind.

A guide, by me

Cut yourself a stack of origami paper, 2inch square. I cut it with my rotary cutter and self healing mat board and cackled as I heard quilters worldwide shrieking in dismay

Stick them in a little snack jar with a lid and bring them to the conference. Fold crane after crane after crane. When someone expresses interest, emphasize this requires zero thoughts, all motor memory (neurotypicals can get weird when someone is crafting with their hands in order to listen with their ears) and hand them a crane. Everyone is so delighted by their little gift, they fail to be mad at you for doing something with your hands.

--side note: wear some high fidelity ear plugs to help with the noise--

-- second side note: I also mainlined highly caffeinated tea in an effort to stay focused and also keep my mouth busy so I wasn't interrupting/talking constantly--

At the end of the day, pull out your cranes and stick them in your luggage so people don't realize how much you are making.

Then walk 7 or so miles in the evening to burn off the jiggles

Paper sanity

Bonus content- I brought them home and Acuisle promptly romped around in them like they were his own personal ball pit.

[thestuckylibrary]

this is very specific, but i'm looking for a fic where bucky is thinking about how steve is irish, and it has a line like "what month is it, steve?" "maerch". this isn't conceit of the fic at all, it's just an aside, but it's the only part i can remember :( i've tried searching google and ao3 and can't find anything

im not finding this one, but you could comb through this post which has some about steve’s irish background 

[retaltyp]

@acuisle I didn’t answer this for the longest time because I wanted it to be in my askbox FOREVER but I guess you deserve to know that I saw it and how much it means to me. Because this is honestly the most motivating thing I could possibly read. I feel down about my art? Boom. Not anymore! I don’t even need to get notes with this thing because you, an experienced artist whose art I admire, apparently see something in what I doodle and expect more growth in the future. This really keeps me going. So thank you, I guess, for leaving the kindest most impactful message you could’ve sent a couple months ago. <3

[lavenderek]

Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better. lmfao 9 was a stretch im not tagging no 20 people are you crazy

Name: betp Nickname: betp Zodiac sign: virgo but the virgo stereotypes are inaccurate. lamb @acuisle once explained to me that if i get specific enough on my chart thing or whateverthefuck it gets super accurate and she showed me and it was true but i can’t articulate what i learned because i’m not bright enough to retain any of that information Height: 5′3″ im like the hypothetical girl from baby got back (a joke) Orientation: eh Nationality: sigh Favorite fruit: banana Favorite season: summer Favorite book: twilight Favorite flower: california poppy Favorite scent: down feather pillows and blankets Favorite color:  whatever Favorite animal: eclectus parrot Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: depends on my mood and the circumstances y’all i don’t make sweeping generalizations about beverages run and tell that Average hours of sleep:  4-5 Cat or dog: cats. i love dogs, but i could never own one, because they love me too much. i’ve done nothing to deserve the love of a dog, it’s too much. [i’ve kept clara’s response because it is accurate] Favorite fictional character: derek hale Number of blankets you sleep with: i have the sheet, a blue thing with that silky edging on it, and my ikea duvet. if it gets super cold in here i put a soft throw on top. Dream trip: i would like to go to australia? but i would go anywhere with a friend. Blog created: i have deleted my blog twice before, the first in an attempt to escape my abuser, and the second time on accident, so i’ll just stick with 2011 since that’s when i joined tumblr. Number of followers: 2

tagging:  @highqueenmargeaux @charlottefever @goddammitstacey

@kidseatrainbows @jebiwonkenobi @fiufka @beyoursledgehammer @loveamongowls @littleclouds @booklover721 @ladyofthelog @swingsetindecember @marcell-y @eeames @hungrylikethewolfie @kirayaykimura @ecarian imma stop at 17 because im tired

[halffizzbin]

abbylee-here replied to your post “werewolfzero replied to your post: acuisle replied...”

I had such a visceral NO to this; he was such an asshole when he played for the Jets :(

The suggestion was mostly because of how tiny and fight-y he is lol but I just saw that they DID have an ex-NHL player a couple of years ago (Sean Avery), and by all accounts HE was a giant asshole. I guess the nice ex-hockey players (if they exist) are just ready to duck out of the limelight and golf quietly or something.

[secondimpact]

5 things meme            

tagged by @acuisle​!

5 things you’ll find in my bag: sharpies, a name tag w my name in pink glitter, a reusable shopping bag with Tintin on it, a small pink lighter, and my puppycat wallet 

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom: At least two cats, THC tincture, plain fairy lights, usually three guitars, and a long abandoned hair straightener 

5 things I’m currently into: I like to casually watch makeup youtubers, pompadours, making my tiefling bard, Star Trek: TNG, Roundabout

5 things on my to-do list: go to the optometrist, remember my password for my insurance, read the next Discworld novels, watch Orphan Black s4, rewatch OPM

5 things people may not know about me: I’m a secret vape wizzard, I can’t help but spell wizzard with two Zs cause of Rincewind, I’m very much in love with Eva 01, The last three Nintendo consoles/handhelds I’ve had were bought only to play Legend of Zelda, and I’m feeling nostalgic about Stargate recently?

I’m gonna tag - @naomimonalpha, @ofcandk, @azraelschild. @ralphmelish, @wildbayou, @antrashte, & @vildmus

[jinlinli]

five things meme

i was tagged by the wonderful @cabloom so here we go!!

5 things you’ll find in my bag: hmm laptop, mouse, notebook, wallet, and pencil case (very boring i know)

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom: three postcards with birds wearing jackets on them, a huge ass jar of li hing mango, a captain america tsum-tsum plushie, two plants in cute pots, and my infinite supply of tea

5 things I’m currently into: reading scholarly articles on the history of textiles, dissecting the structures and writing styles of my favorite fic (instead of you know ACTUALLY WRITING), trying to freak out my librarians by checking out the weirdest books i can find, figure skating fandom, and stressing out

5 things on my to-do list: study for midterms agh, actually write my goddamn fic, unpack my suitcase, write a ten page paper, cry 

5 things people may not know about me: im an expert bullshitter in writing and a godawful liar in person, my knowledge on niche academic minutia is sometimes a superpower but mostly useless, for some reason ive been to every disney land in the world, im currently in an undergrad program that is the least suited to my personality possible (business), and im planning on entering a grad program that is even less suited to my personality (law)

tagging @churchofpoetry, @acuisle, @use-the-side-door, @yetanotherobsessivereader, @evergreen-changes, @dinosaurmemory, and @doubleohwh00

[drunktuesdays]

just brought up the framework of 'campground rules' in this community accountability workshop and realized what i'm talking about is FROM A TEEN WOLF FIC AND NOT EVEN A UNIVERSAL CAMPING TERM

Well, coworkers, at this point I’d like to reference the the noted treatise “Don’t Worry Baby” by @kalpurna, where she says:

Yeah, exactly, Stiles thinks. He's decided to practice wilderness philosophy on Derek: leave your campground cleaner than you found it. Carry out more trash than you carry in.

And I’d like to deep discuss how we can apply that philosophy to our community.  Please take a minute to do the reading I’ve included in the handout.  Thanks all.

[ribesaureum]