#actually this is not half an idea

[judas-isariot]

Nemona is the best modern rival. I adore her and I wonder if the reason Penny gets a pass is because of her nerdy white girl aesthetic

Penny get a passed because the game doesn't acknowledge she litterally commited a crime.

The narrative make you let it slide but I think (beside my stream) the one who had the second best reaction is Alpharad screaming "SHE COMMIT FEDERAL CRIME !!!" because:

Yeah that's a felony over here too ! Like bro... SHE STOLE MONEY FROM THE GOUVERNEMENT OUTRIGH FOR HER PERSONAL USE ! not even ? Detention ? That's really a rich private school I guessed.

I don't hate her, I just find it parodic, like, no one acknowlegde this student is a cyber criminal okay.

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Nemona is to me the best modern rival, if not n°1 on the top 3. They finally make a friendly rival worked. Woman is just obsessed with battling and have a real passion and (spoiler for the end of the game) Post game, post tournament you have the possibility to talk to Penny, Arven and Nemona 3 times (and unlock access to their room) and Nemona probably has the one who give the best explanation about her behavior and her past:

She was actually quite lonely before you showed up.

She train so much and was so good in battle, no one wanted to play with her anymore. When she asked, she get shoved off by her comrade, receive mean remark for her skill and enthousiasm.

Add to that, her parents are really absent figure + She is not really skilled at catching pokemon *cough cough* See my prostetic arm theory. And yeah, she needed a friend.

Now she have someone willing to trains and fight for up to two hours (yes, this script exist, this is hilarious). On equal footing with her in pokemon battle and even if she is awkward and silly, she is nice to the player and a good helping hand while being challenging in her own right *cough cough* more than geeta.

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I think we all meme her being a Yandere but all agree we rather have this Bisexual Queen than the bunch of dingus from X and Y.

[chongoblog]

Being in America is super fun because you get to see Trump going up against Biden in a presidential election with both of them being dogshit options, mass protests against what should very obviously be seen as an injustice that spits in the face of what you were told your country stands for, except the government disagrees, using the power of the militarized state to brutalize protestors, all the while people spread malicious lies regularly with millions believing their every word(a lot of it being thanks to some rich freak on Twitter). Also, the economy is doing pretty damn poor and you see media sources tell you to sacrifice your well-being all while the ultra rich get richer and richer.

And then after you're done with 2020, you get to do it again four years later

[roskapussirotta]

finnish summer cottage miku

[starry-bi-sky]

mmm throwaway conversation between Dan and Danny that popped into my head that I had to write out:

"You spent ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, then went back in time and fought me, and lost." Danny snarls, arms crossed and throat tight. His mouth pulls back to bare dagger-sharp teeth, and his eyes burn with the familiar thrum of ectoplasm heating up behind his eyes. "If I didn't believe you were half of Vlad before, I do now."

His other self -- and really, can he even call him that? He's half of Vlad too. Two halves severed from each other and welded together to make a new whole, -- snaps his head over to him. Wild-eyed and furious, he looks unlike the man Danny fought before, the one unruffled and untouched, unbothered by the world around him. It's familiar, but not like the way a reflection is.

"What's that supposed to mean." The Other hisses, matching Danny's scowl one-for-one with fangs much bigger and sharper than his.

But there's a reason lions fear hyenas. Danny matches the rumble in The Other's chest with one of his own, and shoves his face close to his. "I don't lose."

[leocatbread]

oh shoot

also finnaly my first new vegas post

[umblrspectrum]

like most things this was funnier in my head

[sourapplesauces]

This is meant to be after the circus, its non canon to my au but its still my human designs ahshshs. I did this on aggie so its super oversimplified and i didnt have much of a story to begin with buuut i sorta came up with one i guess.

The main idea is that nearly a year after escaping the circus, Jax manages to find most of the cast including Pomni and Ragatha. But he doesn’t tell them about it and instead suggests Pomni visit a local café which he is aware Ragatha works at. They end up having this encounter and they’re immediately drawn to each other but they dont reveal who they really are because they both have doubts. So they end up meeting over and over again until eventually theyre like omg ur the loml!!! bla bla bla they grow old and die together. The end!!

[amphibianaday]

day 1421

[batty-pham]

Danny working in retail.

Dead end job.

He always ends up at the nightshift.

Everyone thinks the bags under his eyes are because he can't sleep.

He gets told all the time that he "looks like death" and he always just replies "thanks"

He just sorta stands in the dark corner and customers don't notice him, but they sorta inherently know he's there and avoid him, but he moves and they about shit their pants.

[journey-to-the-attic]

one thing about ik is that she will always reach out

[dunmeshistash]

do u.... have a collection of half-foot hearing stuff... even just little moments withing the manga like when they cover their ears or when they push them forward (i.e. chil covering his ears for izutsumis eating sounds and half-foot marcille pushing forward her ears to hear the gargoyles)? im doing some headcanons for em :D also i wanna be 100% sure that nothing i say contradicts anything AHEHFFAHHAH thanks so much !!!

There's this extra about ears

I can't really remember which parts they use their hands on their ears cause I never paid attention to it, I can put the ones you mentioned here plus the ones where I remember hearing was relevant.

Chilchuck hearing the mermaids

Marcille Hearing the Gargoyles

Chilchuck covering his ears cause of the eating (I didn't even notice he did that)

Another interesting thing is that is not only their hearing that's above average, Chilchuck can feel changes in the air current

[vladdyissues]

Day 1: Anchor

[bunnieswithknives]

Okay but does Peri KNOW that Dev has a robotic leg when he shows up? Something about the fact that Peri's wand is a cane and the fact that Dev could have kept his leg and just had a cane for the rest of his life instead tickles my brain.

I mean he doesn't know immediately, he wasn't like briefed or anything, but he basically lives in Dev's house so he definitely finds out. Peri doesn't comment on or react to it all though really, there's no reason for him to think anything of it, plenty of people have missing limbs, a lot of people are born without them, it doesn't necessarily mean anything sinister happened. He had no reason to pry or ask and I think Peri's lack of reaction to it helped Dev feel a bit more comfortable in his skin. (Not by much but.. a little bit.)

[mangostarjam]

double trouble — kaiju no. 8, hoshina soshiro x f!reader x narumi gen, established relationship, shameless smut, creampies, praise kink, unprotected sex, vaginal fingering, reader is called "cutie" and "pretty girl", 1.4k words

"Pay attention to me," Narumi Gen rasps in your ear.

"I'm — can't —" you whine, back bowing as he pinches your nipples, breath hitching in your chest, "Captain — Soshiro —"

Hoshina Soshiro doesn't let up, digging his fingers a little harder into that sweet spot inside you, the clear evidence of your desire inching down his wrist. His eyes glint in the dim light of the office. "What was that, cutie? Ya want more?"

"Ye—no!"

But you're too late. Soshiro's tongue circles your clit with precision, his low groan vibrating along your nerves and twisting them tighter. "Fuck," Gen's voice is rough, his hands harsh as he squeezes your tits, "get off her. She's gotta cum on a cock."

Soshiro pulls away and scissors his fingers inside you at the same time, snickering when you jolt against Gen's chest. "And who's doing the honors this time, Captain?"

You whimper as he presses into you again, the honey sweet drip of arousal thick in your veins as your focus narrows back down to Soshiro's fingers. Down to… Gen's fingers. Gen's — he's reaching down, a calloused pad scraping lightly at your clit as he drags it through your folds, jostling Soshiro's wrist impatiently.

"Well, pretty girl? Think you've been good enough for me?"

You can't — you don't know —

Soshiro kisses you and you melt into it immediately, ignoring the taste of yourself on his tongue in favor of chasing every soft quiet sigh escaping his lips. Behind you, you're dimly aware of Gen shuffling and shifting, the warmth of his chest pressing comfortingly into your back as he sheds his shirt and jacket and pants. His hands are firm on your waist as he lifts you with ease, dislodging Soshiro's fingers from your pussy only to replace them with the head of his cock.

"Hah — oh, f-fuck, C-Captain," you stutter, mind going blank as Gen fills your aching cunt. He's thick and hard and he gives you about two seconds to adjust before he's lifting you up and rolling his hips, his teeth catching at one of the bruises he's already littered along your shoulders.

Your beloved office napping couch creaks as Gen fucks you. The harsh slap of skin on skin fills the room as you clench down on his cock and moan. Soshiro swallows some of it down but he's diverted, hands cupping your tits as you bounce on the captain's cock, eyes watching you reverently as your expression twists with pleasure. Gen's grip on you is relentless, moving you exactly how he wants as he braces his feet against the floor to go deeper and harder and faster.

"Ya better cum soon, Captain," Soshiro drawls, but his voice is low and rough. "Our girl's not gonna last much longer."

Gen grunts. "Shut up, bowl cut. I wanna hear her when she loses it."

The ache in your gut is unbearable. Your fingers clench uselessly at Gen's wrists, trying to stay grounded as he pounds into you, to hold back the babbling nonsense running through your mind as he presses his lips softly to the spot just below your ear.

"Oh, oh no, no, Capt— Gen — no please, please," but then everything goes white.

"Good fucking girl."

You feel his cock pulse inside you, the thick gobs of cum coating your walls, the thundering beat of his heart against your back as he slumps with you into the couch. You turn your head blindly, sighing as Gen kisses you loose and easy and sweet.

And then it's Soshiro's hands on your waist, his easy strength lifting you off Gen's slowly softening cock, his quick smile as he lays you out properly on the couch and settles between your legs. The top of your head bumps against Gen's thigh but he doesn't move, merely rests his palm against your cheek instead. Soshiro reaches for your ankles.

Cum dribbles out of your fluttering pussy and he scoops it back in, laughing under his breath as you squeak and squirm. "Are ya payin' attention?"

"S-Soshiro wait, I just —"

His cock slides in with a loud, messy noise, filling you so abruptly and fully you choke on a breath as pleasure shoots sharp up your spine. "Tsk, tsk," Soshiro props your ankles on his shoulders and leans forward, pressing into you as you keen. "Look at ya gettin' all sloppy on my cock."

He pulls back and you feel a thick drip of cum sliding out of your folds. Embarrassment and desire twists in your gut as he pushes back into you, fucking Gen's cum in and out of you, fucking you senseless with every thrust. "Pay attention, cutie," Soshiro murmurs, voice cracking as you clench pathetically around his cock. "Ya feel so fucking good. 'm not gonna last."

You scramble for something to hold and Soshiro releases your ankles, lets your legs fall open as he laces your hands together, nearly chokes on his own surprised groan as you wrap your legs around his trim waist to keep him as close as possible. "Gonna cum," you admit quietly, squeezing his hands.

Soshiro blinks down at you, his lopsided grin flashing one sharp fang as he rolls his hips in that way you like, nudging his cock along every sensitive inch of your walls. "Yeah?"

"Hurry it up, Vice Captain." Gen pinches your nipple and grins down at you. "We've got all night and I want another turn."

"You'll kill me," you breathe. Soshiro's thrusts get a little more pointed. He huffs.

"He's just mad I've scraped out all his cum," Soshiro leans close and murmurs in your ear, "and you're a greedy lil thing, aren'tcha? Ya sure clenched tight about that. Ya want Captain Narumi again?"

Desperately you shake your head, legs tightening further around his waist. "Just you, Soshiro, just want your cum now —"

Soshiro grins, sharp and crooked, and then settles his teeth against your neck as he cums with a low groan. You whimper as his cock kicks inside you, filling you up even as he reaches down to rub quick, dirty circles around your clit, sending you hurtling over the edge to clamp around him even more.

After a moment he soothes the new mark on your skin with a careful swipe of his tongue and then leans up to kiss you properly, brushing your sweat soaked hair out of your face. Gen whistles low. "That's gonna stain."

"My couch," you whisper, mortified, blinking up as two sets of eyes settle back on you. The pounding of your pulse is loud in your ears. "We'll have to burn my couch."

Soshiro laughs and Gen rolls his eyes fondly. "Don't worry, we'll get you a new one."

"A stain resistant one."

"We cannot keep doing this," you breathe, giggling helplessly when both men snort. The pleasure-filled haze lifts slowly as your brain reboots. "Captain! Vice Captain! This is the third couch this month!"

Gen shrugs. "Quit working so late at night and we can fuck on a real bed."

"Oh, as if either of you go to bed before midnight," you complain. "You're both worse than I am!"

"Speakin' of beds," Soshiro says, "are ya gonna let go of me, cutie, or am I gonna hafta carry ya?"

Your legs tighten around his waist and you blink up at him innocently when he hisses. "I'm just trying not to spill any more cum."

"Bathroom before bed," Soshiro mutters, somehow hoisting you up and off the couch. Strong hands grip your thighs as you squeak and tighten around him at the sudden shift in gravity. A thick drop of cum hits the floor.

Your eyes widen. "Hurry!"

Gen grumbles under his breath but follows the two of you down the hall to your bathroom, holding you up steadily as Soshiro wipes at the insides of your thighs with a wet cloth. It's not quite midnight yet, but you're two long blinks away from falling asleep standing up, so both men maneuver the three of you into a quick shower and then into your bed across the hall.

"Pay attention to me," Gen mutters, tugging you into his arms. Soshiro settles behind you, dragging the blankets over the three of you and draping an arm over your waist. "Next time I wanna go second."

"But I was good for you," you murmur, pressing your lips against his collarbone.

"You're always good for us," Soshiro says quietly. His chest is warm against your back.

Gen kisses your forehead.

"Our good girl."

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[basslinegrave]

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