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#ask-spiderpool#actually they're both idiots.#spideypool#main#i hope nobody takes these posts too seriously#these stupid little guys can't tell you how to label yourselves or what those labels mean to you personally#it's good for you to do your own research and experimentation and talk to people in those circles who can help you in your journey!
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#They metaphorically die in eachothers arms (i refuse to believe they're actually dead) 10 years ago#and i dont think anyone has yet recovered#theres literally so much you can talk abt#including the fact that theyre both self destructing idiots (affectionate)#bit alas my vocabulary has vanished#ado yall#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#netflix#hannibal netflix#renew hannibal#revive hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder husbands
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Stolitz, and their fear of rejection and sense of worthlessness turning into a self-fulfilled prophecy.
Blitz—
Does anybody love you, Blitzo? / No.
Eventually everyone goes...
Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress. It's nothing... You know. It's nothing else.
I'm going to die alone, aren't I? Just a wrinkly, old, withered waste.
Royal demons don't give a shit about guys like us. They're all the fucking same.
Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to fuck you. You make that really clear all the time.
But you don't want to do things alone, Blitzo.
I mean, Stolas is just a loud, thirsty bitch who loves feeling the thrill of being dicked by the lower class. It's a novelty to him.
And then he'll call me and try to see how my day was, and he'll pretend to care about me, and comment on my photos, and laugh at my jokes... /Oh well that's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit / I know, right?!
It's all my fault. I'd hate me too. I mean, I do hate—
You're going to die alone. You're gonna die alone, Blitzo.
[My worst fear has come true. He couldn't possibly want me. This has to be a joke. He's selfish and an asshole, just like the rest of them. He's trying to get rid of me; that's the only explanation. I'm just a broken toy he's finally gotten bored of, just like I knew would happen. He won't even fight for me, and why would he? I could never be good enough for him. It's happening again. I'm being abandoned by someone I care about. I really am going to die alone.]
Stolas—
Would he want me if he was free? And if he's only here as a prisoner, what kind of monster does that make me?
I mite b bsuy / I wouldn't want to bother you!
You see... I seem to have found myself with, um. Feelings for him. And I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing.
Dearest, I know better now, I must give you this choice.
I'll save us both before we grow cold.
What's between you and I? Just a comfortable lie.
I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy...
He deserves the choice to stay or go.
So I'll grant you this mercy, this bind on our souls needs to end...
Next time you come over, maybe we can talk about what happened at Ozzie's? / Y? / I'm sorry! Nevermind, it's not a big deal.
What's left for me and my broken heart if I cannot have you? Unless it's me, and no matter what in this world I could give, it's not enough to get through the walls you've conjured up to live...
I'll believe him, and not the voice that says I'm not enough.
I'll fucking die alone if this goes bad!
[My worst fear has come true. I truly am not worthy of being loved. He's rejecting me— no, mocking me for even thinking he could ever want to be with me if he didn't need my book. I've been taking advantage of him all this time, all the while believing we had something real and being naive enough to think he could love me back. I am a monster. And now that he can, he has chosen to leave me. So now the least I can do is quietly let him—the only person I have ever wanted and felt alive with—go. I really am going to die alone.]
#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss the full moon#stolitz#blitz helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#stolas helluva boss#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss full moon#helluva boss meta#More or less?#image description in alt#I am sorry for inflicting pain but I simply cannot suffer alone#They both think they're being rejected when truly they're both desperate to be enough for the other#But as soon as they give the other a chance to say 'I want you too'#(Stolas with his heartfelt confession; Blitz with his 'hold on Stolas' and his 'LET'S GO!')#The other immediately goes 'oh so I was right. He really actually does not want me around. Just like I feared#And acts accordingly. Which just cements the other's belief that what's happening is just a very cruel and mocking rejection#HE'S NOT REJECTING YOU HE'S REACHING OUT SAYING 'WILL YOU LOVE ME ENOUGH TO TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL' YOU IDIOT#<- me at BOTH of them#Their trauma is so well written I am in awe always and forever. Every step of the way. Their brokenness heals me.#It's going to be so cathartic when they grow to understand one another's perspective
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I don't have anything else to post theses days so have a soft Kazurei sketch I've been working on~
Happy Buddy Daddies Friday everyone!
#Yes they're wearing the rings in different hands#It's because I said so#They're both idiots so that might actually happen#Or maybe it's just my incompetence#Either way I love them so much#They have my heart#I want to color this but I have more BD sketch ideas#Buddy daddies#Rei suwa#kazuki kurusu#Kazurei#Velvetdraws#Sketch
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something about time passing but everything staying the same
#joker out#nace jordan#jan peteh#kris guštin#jure maček#first one is from may#i love that bojan was definitely around in both instances but didn't end up in the photo#they're so cute i love them#jure being sunshine in both#jan and nace going from trying to look cool to being actual idiots#and krisko!#they just have longer hair haha#i hope we get a continuation of the blue door posse
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One thing is for sure.
Sukuna will never ever beat the Gojo-sexual allegations.
It was love at first sight for Sukuna.
It was a slow burn for Satoru.
#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#jjk spoilers#sukugo#what i mean by slow burn here is slow burn gojo style#in the middle of the fight going 'oh shit i actually would love to tap that' i'll hit him harder#while sukuna is just 'i love you but not really coz i don't believe in love whatever now let me plan a date with you for half a year'#sukuna fell first but is deep in denial#gojo fell harder but died without understanding he was truly beloved#sukugo have negative social iq in total with blood and gore as love language#they're idiots you're honor#they're battle/jujutsu geniuses but they're dumbasses cringe failing at love they both barely understand#satosugu is a classic star-crossed lovers tragedy in all its glory#sukugo is a notice me senpai dramedy gone right in all the wrong ways
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why was there a proshipper defending r*pe and age gap ships in the zadr tag
#i hate it here#proshippers dni.#DNI DNI DNI DNIIIIII#I HATE YOU GUYS#zadr isnt even a proship its just standard enemies to lovers#“oh but zim-” they're both kids and there's MOUNDS of evidence to support it#remove the stick from your ass please.#oh wait you cant cuz its shoved so far up there you cant get it out#fucking idiots#zim isnt an adult#just because jhonen said something doesn't mean it's true and holy word#zim is like baby. shut up#ok rant over#zadr#iz#invader zim#zim#dib membrane#iz dib#dib iz#iz zim#zim iz#do you see what i see#because i see FUCKING ASSHOLES#jhonen: invader zim was a dream the whole time actually none of it happened dib was having hallucinations#some of you guys: omg!!!! dream theory real!!
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thinking about Friskarm being partners and how long before they started realizing they were using the term partner outside of work, too
#franka and liskarm are like: married before they've even kissed#Franka: Liskarm is like my workwife. but the other way around. she's not much of a wife at work.#Melantha: so she's your actual wife?#Franka: ..........#arknights tag#friskarm#they're both idiots your honour
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Angels can sense love (and other virtues), while demons can sense lust (and other vices).
Early on, Crowley can sense Aziraphale's little spikes of lust towards him, and he maybe thinks a time or two about tempting the angel into a serious sin, maybe even something worth falling over...? But he also genuinely likes Aziraphale, more and more each time they meet, and so he holds back. Gets him to try some human food and think a little independently from Heaven's company line. Calls it a win just to have someone to talk to, to have someone who understands even a little, and even more a win when he gets Aziraphale to relax and enjoy himself once in a while.
And then, of course, that sense of lustful, covetous desire coming from the angel wanes and eventually vanishes altogether. Oh, he still senses it occasionally, especially when it comes to acquiring a particularly rare manuscript. But it's never directed towards Crowley anymore, hasn't been for decades, maybe even centuries if he thinks about it.
It's not disappointing. Not really. He wouldn't want to tempt Aziraphale into anything that could actually be harmful to him, after all. Hasn't wanted to do that since sometime back in the Old Testament times, to be honest. It was just... nice? (Ugh.) To know he was wanted, at least in that way. And now that's gone, apparently, Aziraphale's physical desire for him having cooled as they've become friends over the millennia.
(He's still got it, though, if his success inspiring lust and envy in humans when a job requires it is anything to go by. Just can't inspire it anymore in the one being he'd be particularly interested in exploring it with...)
What a shock it is, then, when Aziraphale asks quite desperately one day, after they're finished with Heaven and Hell and their attempts to wipe the Earth from existence, if he can make love to Crowley -- but then also rushes to assure Crowley that it's alright if the answer is no! That what they have now is absolutely perfect! It's only that Crowley is so beautiful, and Aziraphale feels he's half gone out of his mind at times through the long centuries trying to ignore how distractingly much he simply wants to touch him, hold him, caress him... And now that they're here, together, and trying to be honest with each other, trying for open communication, Aziraphale doesn't want to keep this to himself any longer, wants it all out in the open and to know Crowley's thoughts on the matter so that he shall know how to act going forward. It's an excited, blundering, mess of a confession, ending on a stiff-upper-lip determination that most people think is so very English but don't know that Aziraphale actually invented it and that the Brits have just been following his lead all this time.
And Crowley has no idea how to respond, questions getting caught in his throat, tangled around his forked tongue. Because, what? What?!
He watches his angel's face start to crumble as he struggles, and finally his protests take shape: He could sense when Aziraphale stopped wanting him like that! It's been years and years and years! Without a single whiff of lust coming off Aziraphale when he looks at Crowley!
Which, Aziraphale replies, is simply not possible. Because, honestly, he's only come to desire Crowley more over the years: sensually and sexually, yes, but also as a friend and confidante, also romantically. Tenderly. He quite desires Crowley in every way it is possible to do, he thinks.
And really, Aziraphale goes on, feathers a little ruffled now, Crowley needn't pretend or make excuses -- if he doesn't want to be with Aziraphale in that way, he will absolutely respect that. There's no reason to pretend he can't sense how Aziraphale feels, just as Aziraphale has been able to feel Crowley's love for him growing, starting with those bits of affection and interest all the way back in Eden, through to the very purest, most all-encompassing love he's been able to sense from him these last few years, after everything.
But demons can't sense love, Crowley has to remind him a bit tetchily, only vices! Things that lead to sin and degradation and unhappiness! So it's not actually the same at all!
And then he watches Aziraphale make a pretty perfect Shocked Pikachu Face, not that the angel would understand the reference if he told him.
But Aziraphale starts to smile after a moment, even if his eyes are shining with tears at the same time, and the angel breathes that it's not a vice to wish to be close to someone whom you love, and whom you know loves you in return.
The penny drops.
Aziraphale never stopped wanting him -- he just also started loving Crowley at some point.
#aziracrow#good omens#good omens fanfiction#ineffable husbands#this has surely been done before#not actually my usual headcanon but I had this thought#about them both thinking the other wasn't interested in sex even once they're together in most other ways#aziraphale bc crowley hasn't made a move and crowley bc he doesn't sense (sinful) lust from az anymore#...this is such a weird concept for me as an atheist. but this is the sandbox I have decided to make a home in lol#anyway#they have one braincell between them#but every now and then they might actually resolve some of their idiot issues#idk if I'll ever have the energy to actually write this into a real scene with like ~dialogue~#so have this little bit of ficcish writing anyway#my writing#my fics#fanfiction#short fiction#queer fiction#this needs more of an ending :P
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lets play sasha charades!! on this episode of mikksy mimes sasha cooking!
attempts to cook but gets frustrated and throws everything away, ends up ordering takeout and eating that instead 🤣🤣🤣 very proud of his preformance sasha will surely get it in one try it was that good (narrators voice: he did not get it in one try)!!!
sasha didn't get it must act it out again...oh maybe i should play up the frustration? make more obvious cooking motions like dicing and pan flipping...did he get it now? no...? oh this guy...hes a lot denser than i thought...
sasha who can only smile after getting help...in the end this punk was making fun of me...
luosty the only one to clap for oscar worthy preformance because ofc the brat claps when we can make fun of sasha without much consequence he supports mikksy in his public bullying campaign
be careful luosty youll might the next target of sasha wrath 🤣🤣🤣
Sasha Cup Party | 7.31.24 (x)
#niko mikkola#aleksander barkov#eetu luostarinen#anton lundell#florida panthers#the tight lipped smile oh mikksy youre in troubleeeeeeeeeee#your “chill guy whos easy to get along with” reputation is in jeopardy#i love how you can tell exactly at which point you can see sashas temper meter start to rise LMAOOOO#he says lundy should get thick skin but he cant seem to take things well himself 🤣🤣🤣#perfect example of man who can dish it but cant take it#mikksy was SO PROUD OF HIS PREFORMANCE#and his confidence just starts dwindling the more sasha looks like a lost puppy at him#behold two people who think they're in a room full of idiots but actually they are part of the group of idiots too#i love how confident they both were and it just went downhill from there#luosty clapping for mikksy after how proud mikksy was of his preformance versus lundy who looks like hes preparing for a funeral#spaghetti man you are so lucky youre on the other side of the stage from sasha#mikksy you may be sashas favourite finn because you're chill but dont poke the bear too much 😭😭😭
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You know, in fairness to Aziraphale and Crowley...
...since we’ve all been having a laugh about ineffable bureaucracy becoming canon so quickly: not only did Gabriel and Beelzebub have the authority to say “fuck you” to whomever tried to stop them, they also had the excruciating experience of watching two idiots on Earth dance around each other for 6,000 years, barely able to call each other friends (let alone say the “L” word to each other) by the end of it. I’m fairly certain they looked at each other and said right, whatever Aziraphale and Crowley are doing, let’s NOT do that.
#i love aziraphale and crowley so much but they are both incredibly obtuse idiots at times#no matter how much they might love each other#nina and maggie's point about them not actually telling each other what they're thinking? yeah#those are some communication Issues with a capital I#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens season 2 spoilers#good omens s2 spoilers#good omens spoilers#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable husbands
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Saying that non-conforming female characters don't face as much misogyny as their "feminine" counterparts is so funny cause literally the misogyny in their treatment is more overt because they aren't staying "in their place" like men think they should. The disdain for women + misogynistic societal ideals are so much more blatant in male characters interacting with these women. Countless times they are, in essence, told they need to sit down, shut up, and know their place but somehow that translates into them having "masculine privilege". I can only assume that people with this take haven't actually read the books and only get their information from second-hand sources.
#Men actually love it when the group they're oppressing doesn't conform with their restrictive measures that's exactly how things work 🙄#George saying that his non-conforming female characters were outcasts was really just overkill cause this is explicitly stated in the books#It's such a stupid take to have or try to argue cause there's literally no basis for it anywhere in the books#the inherit misogyny in othering women for not conforming to a misogynistic and patriarchal society though...I have to laugh#Coming from the so-called feminists in fandom make a career of throwing female characters under the bus to prop up their faves#Brienne literally gets told not to go crying if she gets raped because she's asking for it by /acting like a man/#and her mistreatment by both genders for her looks and behavior is well documented in her POV and those who interact with her#Asha gets denied her claim for being a women and repeatedly treated like an idiot for pushing for it anyways#Arya is an outcast in her own family and her behavior is lamented by her father mother and sister lol#I would just really like to know where this supposed privilege comes in??? where is it actually at??#cause it doesn't get them better treatment...better access to their claims...security from being assaulted...so where exactly is it?#just another fandom idea that can never be backed up but people treat like an absolute fact anways#obligatory this isn't me that feminine female characters don't face misogyny cause people love misinterpreting my points#asoiaf#brienne of tarth#asha greyjoy#arya stark#daenerys targaryen#fandom nonsense
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Seriously, tho', I really want Yugi and Seto to have a "but they were both tops" moment. Like, it's not strictly true they're both tops--they are probably more flexible than that--but they absolutely both have some expectations about who's taking the lead the first time and I just think it'd be pretty funny.
#yugioh#rivalshipping#chibi rambles#seto's expectation: i am tall and imposing of course it's going to be me#yugi's expectation: i actually have some idea of what i'm fucking doing (through either experience or reading) so it's going to be ME#they're both idiots your honor
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@thehelplessmortals shared this with me and...Penelope coded.
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She definitely tried to gross out Odysseus in a dumb "You think you can handle me, idiot? >:) " way. (She's stubborn and in denial at first. When she realizes she actually likes him, she's a mess.) And while eating raw fish is normal for naiad-born in Sparta, when she learned Odysseus wasn't used to naiads in daily life, she just really went wild with it.
He's just staring at her kind of expressionless and she thinks "Ha, see? You don't really like me."
But he's just like
"You like carp? Cuz if you do, we got plenty on Ithaca! Many more fish too! And if we don't, I'll get you some!"
And she's annoyed because her plan didn't work. Girlie is self-sabotaging even though she thinks he's neat.
#this is normal for naiads but she also doesn't have impulse control. She'll jump in mid-convo.#...part of the joke is that basically no one eats carp because they're fucking disgusting :D same with catfish...at least where I live#Helen: “uh...I could just shock the water and then you could get them.”#Penelope: “Where's the sport in that?! >:( ”#It's not like a “playing hard to get” she just genuinely doesn't believe he could possibly like her and being a shit about it.#“Helen's supposed to get the happy ending. not me” (which Helen even is like “you're an idiot”) she eventually gets#her act together :D she's overwhelmed right now. especially since he's just head over heels and just... a LOT as he doesn't know#what to do with these feelings either and she gets mad at him for constantly talking about marriage “The more you say it. the less I wanna"#especially with his reputation to bully and fuck with people. and the fact that he lied to her so much when they first met. she doesn't#trust him. He's overwhelming her and then she's finally like. “if you're so interested. we're doing things at my pace.” then things get chi#they're both so used to putting up their guard that they can't genuinely believe this could be something wonderful#she actually is kind of afraid of the fact that “...Do you just have a thing for Naiads?? since you're not used to them?” are you weird?#but he interacts fine with other naiads. and isn't affected by Helen.#shot by odysseus#Mad rambles#my headcanons#odypen#btw. she chew through bone technically :D fish bone but bone#kind of want to make a “moodboard for the Water Wife”#penelope#Water Wife
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the political message in tf kills me because it is so complex and it reflects real life so well that it's painful
it's hard to choose a side because both are bad. it's hard to choose a side because war is cruel and so is everyone involved in it. there is no way to escape the violence once you enter this cycle
there are multiple ways of viewing it. the war starts with a revolution that has long since turned into a desire for control. megatron wanted to be free, at first, and yet in the end, he was only another colonizer
the war starts because no one did anything about the treatment of the miners. it starts because people turned a blind eye to the cruelty that was happening right before them
it starts when two people fighting for freedom take their ideals to the extreme. it starts when one refuses to kill and when one bathes in blood
it's just such a complicated conflict
#but in the end it's nothing more than fiction#arguing over which side is better will do nothing to solve global issues (aimed. at the idiots on tiktok mostly lol)#it is fun to watch the arguments though! everyone has some very valid points and i like hearing them#it's almost like real life politics#transformers#tf#avis talks#see it is so important to me that in many versions the war starts because two dudes decide the goverment should go fuck itself#and then disagreed on the methods of how to actually make the goverment go fuck itself#it's hard to pick a side because they're both right and they're both wrong#sometimes violence is necessary to get people to listen to you. however this does not mean you should try to put yourself in charge via it#and its always best to find a peaceful resolution to things; however the people are angry and they will not rest until they get the+#consolation that it will never happen again. their anger is valid and so is yours. do something about it#ah dont mind me im just ranting#Transformers one
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Authentic Story of the Shining Force - Saint Fencer Max - Chapter 5
Translation notes:
All enemies so far were recognizable from the game, but here they seem to be original.
This might be Boken?? The only character in the game with a big backpack and hair. And he does show up in Dragonia in-game.
About the Ancient names. Mega Max is clearly alliterative in both languages. Giga Cain is almost that. K sounds in japanese become g sounds once you add a dakuten (゙), so they're associated. And in english it kinda works out accidentally, because a G is basically a C with extras too. Vega Darksol though? No link. The pattern is lost. I'm kinda mad about it.
From an author's comment: "These two also appear in Tanuma-sensei's Shining Force (lol). Are they official members?" Yuichiro Tanuma is the artist for another Shining Force manga, Descent of Great Intention, whose scans I only found today (warning for a lot of ecchi/nudity/nsfw, i'm still going through but what i've seen is pretty horny already). And yes, these background characters also appear there. This manga was published before that one, though, so this is their first appearance.
"But Claire you're dodging the main topic, Cain just did exposition of the whole lore" yes yes, the similarities between it and the GBA version are what made me interested in this manga to begin with, but I've decided there's so much to compare between all versions of Max and Cain I'll make a whole huge ass post about it instead. Look forward to that.
I will mention however that Cain's bodysuit here reminds me a bit of the manual picture with Max being brought into Guardiana for the first time.
I did say we had to talk about Prompt (and then promptly forgot it in the first draft of these notes). Like Waral, Prompt is not seen anywhere in the beta map. And here, it is depicted as only ruins instead of the country it is in the final game. That in itself wouldn't mean much, however, Chapter 7, where Prompt is, has a lot more weirdness in it. It has peculiar unused content implying a whole deleted cutscene with Cain, Adam, Chaos and Darksol in Metapha, and it freezes the Debug Mode's Battle Test any time you Egress (also, Chapter Selection won't even load it from a save file of another chapter, which doesn't happen for any other chapter). Of course, I don't know the actual code of the game, but this gives me the impression that this Chapter 7 had some other Egress point that got removed later. Basically, if there's one part of the game you can expect to have changed late in development, it's Prompt and Metapha, so it could have been only ruins as the manga depicts here, and as I mentioned in the last chapter, some place or machine called Tenochtitlan could have existed.
Oh boy I keep forgetting notes this time! The goddamn chapter title. Both times the Chaos Breaker is mentioned here, it is written with the usual katakana, but also the kanji 対暗黒魔法剣 (Anti-Darkness Magic Sword) as furigana. I felt it was too clunky to mention both sword names in the dialogue, especially when Cain was already pushing the limits of a lot of speech bubbles this chapter. But anyway, yeah, it's supposed to be a bit of a title drop there.
I. forgot. yet. another. note. When Otrant recognizes the robot using an explosion spell, the manga actually says 核爆烈, a mix of 核 (nuclear) and 爆烈 (explosion). However, I couldn't find this exact wording in dictionaries, only fictional works, so it might just dramatic flavor, since nuclear explosions Don't Work Like That. I kept it ambiguous in the translation to not raise questions in the middle of the action, but it's worth noting since both the aforementioned Descent of Great Intention manga and the UK Sonic the Comic version of Shining Force bring up nuclear themes at some point.
#shining series#shining force#saint fencer max#saint fencer max translation#sf cain#so long man i miss you every day#i considered noting in the notes themselves that his sacrifice here is a bit similar to a scene in shining force neo#but i may be seeing too much#both just happen to be a sacrifice with an explosion and a cain#could be anything#also rewatching sfneo to check that already reminded me of how bad that story is so. yeah#not bringing it up#(<- this idiot is lying!)#(this idiot found scans of the sfneo manga and it doesn't seem nearly as bad as the game)#(because the game is a slog so compress everything into two volumes might have helped)#(also this idiot has somehow only now figured out masaki wachi worked in neo)#(this man will haunt me till the end of my days)#sf darksol#sfm max#sfm otrant#sfm lowe#sfm lou#not even tagging tao and hans they're not doing much#you'd think tao would have something to say about the ancients' reveal just like she had before but nah#no one besides max and cain are actual characters here to be honest they're just roles
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