#actually get this other demonic language (portuguese) out of this country too but that's a different discussion

[evilsanlang]

the way all the invasive advertising in brazil relies on english buzzwords and the way younger lgbt people are forgoing our own rich terms for the sake of english words even in small countryside towns get this demonic language OUT of my country

[yumestar19]

Black Butler Characters ranked after their ability to adapt to Modern Japan (with commentary)

16. Viscount of Druitt

- just throw him out of the county, like take him and throw him at the Chinese or ban him to Deshima

- he can chase away the Dutch

- Japanese has many small islands, just put him at one and wait until a tsunami sweeps him away

- England would be so much better without him

15. Undertaker

- he's already an outcasts to the Reapers, so no chance Japan takes him

- would probably famous with the kids

- too much buddhism (actually wrote an essay about his connecting to Buddhism and the dead)

- would at some point conquer Japan with his army of corpses/bizarre dolls

14. Grell Sutcliffe

- too eccentric to survive Japan, sadly

- Japan can't handle her fabulousness

- would probably be famous on Japanese TV

13. Ronald Knox

- it's mainly just the dyed hair

- though his work ethic with slacking off and not sending in his reports in time could make it hard for him to find a job

- he's like the strange foreigner that no one knows what to do with, but they secretly admire him

12. Earl Charles Grey

- he could be like a loyal samurai, but not really sure if he counts as too eccentric

- I find him too eccentric

- naww, he should just stay loyal to the Queen of England

11. Bardroy

- he's the American the Japanese are afraid of

- like he's absolutely going to burn the town

- though firearms were actually introduced to the Japanese by China and the Portuguese

- Japan would probably still receive him well, but yeah... It's definitely his dangerous hobby

10. Finnian

- too loud and too noisy

- but he's kind

- the Japanese wouldn't know what to do with that kindness (or just his energy in general)

9. Mey-Rin

- knows how to be polite and apologises enough times to be mistaken for a Japanese

- she's actually Chinese, so chances are high, she's mistaken for Japanese

- she has actually some traits of Japanese's polite policy

8. Lau

- he's Chinese, he can do it

- he doesn't fall out of the picture, so no one would notice him anyways

- the opium, though, is a problem

- a very big problem

- no, I won't be talking about why Japanese shut themselves up in the Edo time (among various other things, it had something to do with opium)

7. Wolf

- that guy is German, he can work with Japanese (the relationship between Japan and Germany was actually good)

- I just wanted to include him, because I love the German characters

- and I really want to make fun of my country

- because Japanese once thought they could get along with the Germans well, so they built a little Tokyo there

6. Ciel

- he knows how to behave

- probably owns Nintendo and all sweet factories

- Japanese business is flooding under his control

- at the same time he can't shake off his Britishness

- he's absolutely going to detest the language, even when Sebastian and Tanaka teach him

- its the British sarcasm that will eventually kill all his relations with Japanese companies

5. Sebastian Michaelis

- i didn't want to rank him that high, buuut...

- he would actually make a good Japanese

- the bowing

- the politeness

- the loyality

- but he's a demon and he has proven to be quite eccentric, sooo...

- I would say, he's good at adapting but not good at being Japanese

- he has no nationality

4. Elisabeth Midford

- has actively tried to defy the norms of her society

- makes her a strong character but the Japanese would probably not approve

- she cries too much

- her voice is too high

- but she can fight and would make a good soldier

- probably survives Japan

3. Edward Midford

- respects the rules, knows how to adapt, I would say, he's safe

2. Just the Midfords in general

- like they are all good

- they would settle in Japan and be happy

1. William T. Spears

- the ideal Japanese man

- seriously why is he Britain when it's absolutely obvious that he's Japanese

- like the first time he appears he hands out his business card in the formal Japanese way

- he's always bowing the Japanese way

- he literally has the work ethic of a Japanese businessman and the mentality

- honestly, I want to see him go to Japan in the anime/manga

1. Tanaka

- of course, he's the winner, because he's Japanese

- and there isn't much more to say

[mammonswhore]

scenario: Obey Me! Brothers with a Hispanic!MC who loves chaos and drama in general.

warnings: none.

✒Lucifer

Lucifer knew that you were Hispanic and didn't think much of it since he actually got to know you.

It was something quite unexpected for him when he found you in your room watching a telenovela talking to yourself about how much of an idiot the protagonist was.

He has to keep and eye out for you when everyone starts fighting at the house,he noticed how much you seem to enjoy when everyone yells at each other.

Quite amused when listening to you talking you language. He understands everything that you said in every language since it's a quality all demons and angels have since it makes the afterlife easier.

He will try to make you talk about your family since he has seen a couple of telenovelas himself and wants to know if all Hispanic families are really that dramatic.

If you two are in a relationship you will have more than one conversation about how it's quite strange that you can escape danger easily. If not he will still ask you when did that love for chaos came from because fuck man is really confused.

✒Mammon

Pretty chill at first until he saw you following two demons who were fighting at RAD and had to get you out of there asap.

Asks you plenty of times if you attract problems for fun or if it's just some coincidence.

He asks the most random questions. Is there any tradition you and your family have? Is it true that all Hispanics can take spicy things? Are your parents/tutors going to hate him like in the telenovelas?

Loves listening to your music with you, whether is Spanish or Portuguese he will vibe with it. Maybe into reggaeton and reggae,has danced to Bad Bunny and Ricky Martin a lot so he knows the basics.

Asks if you can cook any type of your traditional food.

✒Leviathan

He will definitely name an anime with an Hispanic person as the main character.

If you fight some demons he will show some respect,might even be a little bit afraid to fight you (even tho he will win).

Likes to watch the cartoons from your country and talk about them with you to see your smile.

Better be ready because boy will not like family gatherings at all and if you want to take him to any birthday party or just a hang out with your relatives he will pretty much stick by your side or talk with those cousins who also love games or anime.

But still better keep an eye out for him because if your cousin happens to like any game or anime he also likes he might start acting up and show his envy. Don't blame it on him tho,it's not entirely his fault.

Please,please don't let your relatives make mean comments about him. He will start saying how much they hate him and how he does not deserves any of your love.

If you fight your relatives when they talk trash about him,oh boy he has never been so in love in his life.

When you get back home he will ask you to stay with him at his room and watch some shows or play games to relax from all the anxiety.

✒Satan

He knows where you came from and knows the basics about your culture but still very curious.

Will ask a lot of questions and if you can answer them all his heart will beat a little bit faster than usual.

Hates your chaotic energy. Hates it even more if you have befriended Mammon and are willing to do dumb shit with him.

Always telling you that you are way more fragile than the average and keeps his eyes on you every time you go out together.

Asks himself if your chaotic nature is something you have or if any member of your family has it too.

If you take him to a family gathering he will analyze every single relative that shows up and tell you about their traumas later on.

✒Beelzebub

boyyyy he will be absolutely amazed if you can cook but if you cook any type of traditional food he will be ready to eat the whole thing and praise your cooking skills all day.

He might not seem like it but it's really aware of the chaotic energy you have.

At first he thought it might be because you hang out with Mammon the most but he had to sit down when you were alone together and you kept the energy.

Very confused. Humans are supposed to be aware of the danger around them and they do this type of things... Why?

Explain him that not all humans are as chaotic as you are and make sure he understands that you are aware of your tendencies.

Asks himself if what you are doing is okay or if he should step in.

Very protective. If you thought any other person was crazy about keeping you safe,Beel is 100 times more worried.

✒Belphegor.

He loves this energy if you don't bother him when napping.

Your energy + Anti Lucifer League = total disaster.

Plans the most irrational pranks with you and Satan.

Gets annoyed with your energy if he is trying to just nap with you.

Does not get worried if you get into fights or arguments with other demons because he knows you know how to protect yourself (since getting yourself involved in this type of situations seems like something usual to you).

He still kept an eye on you tho.

If you ever hurt yourself fighting he will make sure the person who hurt you won't see the light of the day anymore.

[epiemy]

Jason Todd Dating a Brazilian Fem! Reader - Pt. 1

Jason Todd Masterlist

Just fluff material and mentions of sex

Pt. 2 Pt.3

For start that shit, you'd probably see each other for the first time in some coffee shop or library in Gotham, not because it's cliché but because they're one of the few places Jason frequents;

It would be more or less like him noticing that you are reading a book in Portuguese that makes him curious, and then he arrives to sit next to him and asks:

"How can you read something in that language?"

would easily scare you with low-key skills adding flirting, btw;

after you compose yourself (because besides having scared you to death, the boy is a damn hot bastard) you would answer him that it wasn't difficult since you are Brazilian and Portuguese is your mother tongue;

soon after he would be even more interested and would start asking questions about you, such as: your name, age and of course, your number...

"A voice as beautiful as yours should be heard at all times, may I have the honor of receiving your number, princess?"

*wink wink*

if you accepted, he would probably give you a childish smile, but leave your legs weak and say goodbye still smiling.

Okay, after weeks of talking and making small dates it's kind of obvious that our jaybird is afraid to expose what he feels, with so much trauma involved it's quite common that he doesn't want to rush anything;

but as time goes by and he gains confidence, he decides that the best thing is to ask her for a date before some pervert tries something with his girl.

after all, Jason isn't just a jealous possessive shit, he can be pretty insecure too;

fear of losing someone else important in your life with extra points if it's after Roy's death...

anyway, the kid would do something pretty simple actually, and it's quite likely to be in the heat of some awkward moment, like when you're recounting a terrible part of your day that you've been sorely lacking and the batboy just says "fuck you, it's now" to himself, when he decides he never wants to see her cry again without being around to help;

OBVIOUSLY you accept, like, who the hell would deny these precious beans?

and he would probably try to learn something in his language to ask you to date, even if it's just an "I love you"...

he's a hardworking and smart guy when he wants to;

lots of kisses, cuddles and whatever else you want;

yes, who would have thought that the fearsome Red Hood could be a hugging bear?

Jay would definitely ask for Portuguese lessons or ask about interesting things about Brazil for you, he wants to understand more where your princess came from;

a bonus is that the boy will love it if you call him cute nicknames in his language;

you cursing in Portuguese without realizing it and he's always trying to figure out what it means, so he can use it with Demon Spawn;

introducing Brazilian dishes to the boy because he would love to cook together;

I imagine he would love the songs from his country, especially those that make you give a private show for the baby boy

something like "Babee, if you don't want me to take you to bed right now, stop swaying your hips like that"

deep down he would like to know how to roll as well as his girlfriend;

literally putting a radar on his cell phone, bag, backpack and clothes to see if she's safe;

he won't expose his secret identity, you'll probably find out by accident why the boy is so afraid of losing you, whether it's because of a crazy villain or because of a secret he didn't tell you;

when you find out, he'll say he understands if he wants to end it, but that he did what he did just for your safety, with tears in his eyes...

shit, he's too precious and his broken look is shit big enough for you to take

if you decide to forgive him, Jay would stick to you like a koala and apologize for the whole night

would probably have another one of your frequent nightmares where you get killed by the Joker or any other villain just for being linked to Red Hood;

either way, you love him too much and soothe him by singing in his mother tongue since he loves it;

Peace reigns between the couple until a person dressed in black and blue spandex walks through Jason's apartment window at dawn.

"What the fuck is this?"

"Jason you're seriously dating and YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ANYTHING? I thought you didn't come on patrol because you were dead, not because you were having a make-out session."

"If you don't get out of here in the next five seconds, I swear on all things sacred that a bullet in your stomach will be the least of your worries."

"Ok, ok... no need to be that aggressive, I just wanted to meet the beautiful girl-" "NOW DICK!" "Bye love birds.."

you would just look serious at your boyfriend while he cringed

"So Nightwing is your brother?" "Yea..."

he just didn't expect you to give a super high pitched fangirl scream at 5am

poor ears, the boy would just look at you like you have two heads and you'd crack that shit-eating smile

"I want to get to know him better, I always liked the Nightwing costume... I mean, look at the size of his ass-JASON! Not that shirt, I liked it..."

let's say the night was long for you two *wink*

coming back, as we all know Dick Grayson can be a gossip and this time was no exception...

it was once your peace before the bat family heard about the supposed "girl who made the Red Hood soft."

like, comment and reblog if you want a part 2 with batfam meeting jason's girlfriend!

it's my first headcanon, many errors can be found, I apologize for them.

[taegi-krp]

1. The road so far

My dream and goal was to become a vet my whole life. I ditched that to study animal behaviour instead of health, so I changed my goal to Zoology when I was 17/18. I enrolled in Biology school, I couldn’t handle how much they made you study so I dropped out.

I applied the next year to Film school. It was my worst nightmare. Worst years ever, meltdowns, panic attacks, my OCD spiked and I couldn’t cope with anything anymore. I saw a psychiatrist and a psychologist for over a year. I absolutely hated everything, including myself.

Then I enrolled for a master’s degree in a better school and they were the best two years I’ve had in school but they lead me nowhere. They promised jobs at the end of both schools, but at the end they just said “not our problem”. I never had an internship, never got interviews, no contact with the outside world. Because that’s how this country works, no one gives a shit, nothing happens. Most young people are moving abroad because there’s no jobs, no economy, no good salaries, etc.

In my case, I felt very frustrated, I had studied for years, I was one of the very best in every single one of my classes and it lead me nowhere, it’s like nothing mattered. What was it all for? Why study so hard? Why spend all that time with things I now despise? I told myself I’d fight the system, I’d make a good portfolio and apply to different companies to edit stuff but the world progressed and now editing jobs are extremely rare. Especially because idk how to work the new software and I don’t have the strength in me to get into something yet again only to feel like it was all for nothing for the 1000th time in my life. I know it’s a bad way to think of things but I’m EXHAUSTED.

I’m tired of failing over and over but I’m also so much more tired of not getting anywhere. I’m trying so hard to get things going for me but idk where to start or how to start it. I can’t afford getting into new schooling, new courses, I need a job and there’s nothing here. And now with COVID there’s nothing anywhere. I feel like a total wreck, like a sad story, like a second character in my own life.

2. The present day

Aside from being constantly reminded of my inability to do something for myself, to get shit done, to go abroad, to afford things, I live with someone who treats me like my mental limitations aren’t real, constant criticism, high expectations and bossing around like I’m 10.

The cat is another thing. It just comes into my life to confirm how badly I’m failing at every damn thing in my life. I know it’s not directly my fault but it’s something I’m trying so hard on but can’t do it. And now I learn there’s another cat who just gave birth to 4 kittens and one was squished by a car just across the street. And I know myself, I have to go look for them myself and try to capture yet another cat to neuter her so she doesn’t have more babies. But anyway, I’m doooooooooooooooone with this country so bad, you have no idea. I hate it so much, I don’t consider it mine, I don’t care for it and I’m actually insulted if someone calls me a portuguese because it’s how bad I hate it. I hate the culture, I hate the people, I hate the government, the social life, the art, the music, the language itself.

I have gruesome intrusive thoughts. Sometimes it’s about something bad happening to my pets, sometimes it’s me harming them because that’s just how my ocd works, sometimes it’s bad things that happened to me that keep playing on a loop in my mind.

One of those things is my first time. I’m so disgusted by it, so so so so so so so disgusted by it, if my thoughts bring it up intensely I will physically gag, like literally. He texted me the other day asking how my love life was and I was like “still taken, waiting for covid to let me see him” and “him” is you obviously. I dropped the convo instantly and unfollowed him so that I don’t get notifs of his anymore. He’s everything I hate in a man, in a person. And it went beyond anything I wanted. I said no. I said no multiple times. I peed the motherfucking bed I just wanted it to stop. I can’t process the disgust and even if I can lock those memories for long periods of time, sometimes I get triggered to open that drawer and I feel physically sick about it.

It’s what happens with everything else too. I can’t handle it so I store it some place to be handled later. It allows me to lead a normal-ish life. But sometimes that bitterness comes out.

Last night was one of them. It was about something I felt that I hadn’t felt in a long time, like I was replaceable, not important, not worth the trouble to other people. No one taking a stand against injustice makes my skin crawl. Jimin treating my Tae like that triggered that feeling in me that I felt through my teen years for a long time. I was replaced, humiliated, treated like I didn’t matter. And even though I know I’m none of those things, those feelings were there when I was younger and they resurface when something similar happens.

When I get triggered with those things, I become defensive and anxious and I act on fear, revenge and anger. I lash out and I do things that I wouldn’t do otherwise, which was what happened with me telling Jimin all I knew he didn’t wanna hear.

I’m just tired. So tired. I sleep so much because of it.

I know what I must do to change that but my brain tells me it’s just a waste of time and nothing I ever do will take me anywhere because that’s just how I’m designed to be. Realistically speaking, that sounds ridiculous and I know that but it’s what I’m told by my own self, my demons if I may.

[blue-scorpion-king]

Civilization AU: The nation of Xak-branka

//An out of nowhere Civilization World AU for Earl Zolubu (The real time strategy game series). But, this is for fun so I made it anyway, with all I could think of. XD

Though, as an disclaimer: I don't know all that much about politics and how an nation works as an whole, expect for what I have seen, read, and heard about. That's it. ----------------------------------------------------- Earl Zolubu in the Civilization World AU: An portal leads to unoccupied Greenland, that is not politically named either, expect for the Inuits, and Earl decides, as kind of similar to what he did for his fairy maids and Zolubu undead, but with not that much violence on Greenland and more in getting the favor of the Inuit so an actual Zolubu nation, an actual kingdom, on this almost unoccupied Greenland in this Civilization world (If they have 96 hour long days, like Bagklock, but more similar to real life Earth in other ways), can happen and bloom like an flower. Starting with setting up an base & small city near an place at the southeastern part of Greenland's coast, that is parallel of the spot where the town of Nuuk is at, which is at Bagklock Earth's Greenland (& real life Greenland), called 'Xak-whoota' (Cold City in mortal Olympian tongue, but with but with the world, X-Aktines, which is also the name of one of the 7 original mortal Olympian tribes that were around in ancient times, even before the war of the Greek Gods and the Titans, called the Titanomachy, shortened). And with the region of that base and small city, and then, Greenland, if it is not named politically, being named 'Xak-branka' (Meaning 'Cold Land' literally in mortal Olympian, but with the world, X-Aktines, which is also the name of one of the 7 original mortal Olympian tribes that were around in ancient times, even before the war of the Greek Gods and the Titans, called the Titanomachy, shortened). [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland]

And NOT fight with others right away. There is setting up to do first and the Inuit people of this Civilization world to convince them that he is fine to be around and don't have to worry about him (Similar to Ainz and the people that eventually sees him as an person to be good allies with, like the girl in the village and the goblins). And to carve out an sizable chunk of ice, but not too much, to make room for land. Especially with the magic and other type of powers of his servant staff, while having that portal to go in and out of his manor home. And eventually open an 2nd and 3rd portal for resource and traveling purposes.

And make his army, navy, eventually an air force, and even an homebrew guerilla force with the Civ!Greenland/'Xak-branka' locals, starting with several parts of the Zolubu manor servant staff, like the 19 Zolubu Fairy Maid Legions, the Doom Demons, the Zolubu Undeead, the Dry Bones, and the Boos. Also, to touch on the possibility of how would flora be possible, even if an considerable chunk of the ice sheet on Greenland/Xak-branka has been crushed down and thaw out? Simple answer: Bagklock flora/mushroom & Bagklock mineral imports, even with mining for Civilization world!Greenland's minerals. The time that Bagklock trees that grow into full size, after being planted, range from 3-9 weeks to 2.5 to 3 & ¾ months, depending on the species, along with crystals and ores that are mined grow back into their original capacity in 1 to 2 weeks, like mushrooms, and beyond if left untouched for a while. And if possible, Earl could have three or two layers of walls for Xak-whoota, from the shores, at the cold waters to the perimeter of the small city's diameter. Earl would also not use advanced technology all that much in war, if an opposing army does not have advanced modern technology. Earl's 'no overkill' morale extending even to that.

And that there are the 41 Civilization VI leaders leading their countries/nations on this in this AU, with all having very early 1900′s technology, but with those having less of that than others. Especially radios, firearms, though many countries still have melee combat & arrow shooting as their forte even above firearms, (Very early) automobiles, even though many countries still uphold to mounted animals for transportation and war AND cavalry, and radar, with each country having their own style to these tech, down to the individual gears and smallest of parts.

And an possible 'unique' animation and words from Earl, when he just shows an leader what he has, aka, his servant staff that would be ready to be an type of military if they have to fight an force of one of the leaders: "This is what I have, [Insert title and leader name here]. I am showing you this due what could happen if something were to happen if someone tries to attack me. It could be anyone, even you, though I hope that it wouldn't be you. Though, if I were to be attacked, then I would meet up with the person, the core of that attack-" -Forcefully slams his right fist into his open left hand with an noticeable shock wave.- "Personally on the battlefield."

-Xak-branka's Civilization statistics, but not all of them- +Being an multi-cultural-rooted, well, Culture. +Tries to be fair in Diplomatic Favors, while being an monarchy, but of the non-dictator-like type. +Aims to have High Faith, but with the law that anyone can practice whatever religion that they like, even with Greek & Roman & Inuit pantheons, the Dark Lord Zolubu Cult, and Empressanity (The main religion of the BLU Factional Empire) being the main religions of Xak-branka. +Aims to have an strong land, sea, air eventually, and homebrew guerilla Military, even with the ice sheet being in the way of that. +As well growing Food through planting Bagklock-born flora on soil and getting Gold from mining. +And Xak-branka being unique as the nation would have 8 sources of power: Steam, Electricity, (The rest imported from Bagklock at first, but eventually made in the nation) Shizuma Drives [Giant Robo: The Day The Earth Stood Still], Ragnite [Valkyria Chronicles], Builium [It is based on the glowing building block material in the game, Beseige], Lacrima [The magic stones from Fairy Tail], Dust [The crystal-like stuff from Remnant, which is from RWBY], and Metatron, used since the 1960’s [Zone Of The Enders]. Not to go after Oil. +Aims to have steady, stable, but not too fast nor too slow Production, and not to take too much or too little either. +No slavery or outright racism. +Do Trade with other nations, but not too much, while the people of Xak-brankas makes much of their own things within the nation. +Science is as important as Faith is in Xak-branka, but aiming for there to not be an divide and an massive debate between those 2 things. +Tourism is allowed in, but not too much and that the aim for an fair, but regulated foreign immigration policy in Xak-branka is in place. +Have an big part of the population be mandatory trained in the ways of the military, even with those who aren't going to be in military service, along with classes that are split between going towards an career/job that does need algebra and those that don't, and have an military police. And that it is legal to have weapons at home as long as they aren't being used for crimes. +There are elections for other positions in the monarchy government, with 8 years of service in total, besides the royal family, including King Earl Zolubu. +Elements of democracy too, while keeping it an monarchy. +Keeping with BLU laws, no Black or White magic to be used as those 2 types of magic are banned, but not Grey Magic. +Have it be an customs thing to leave the leader alive to continue to rule their country/nation even after an defeat, healed up to an degree, expect with broken bones. Just enough that they wouldn't die of blood loss and of no torture.

+And using the advanced technology that much since to Earl, that would be overkill, and prefers to be fair to opposing enemy forces, especially those that don't have modern technology in this Civlization world, like the Old World nations and kingdoms.

+And an goal to eventually have one of his children be the true ruler of this nation, since Earl is in the role of placeholder for the long run, to the surprise of leaders if they meet Earl. And Earl sees that one of his adopted children, Shingetsu Nagisu, has an glint in his eye in wanting to rule an actual nation one day.

National colors: Blue or light blue/black/white/silver combination, even with the different colors of the 19 Fairy Maid legions. Symbol: An blue scorpion on an silver pentagram, with an white outline, over an pitch black background. National Anthem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC7VxYj7wsw] An anthem version of Ozar Midrashim, from Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (PS1 game, with the song originally made by the band, Information Society), with no lyrics. Bagpipes, 4 taiko drums, sleigh bells bass, 2 big bells, like those at churches, lap steel guitar for rhythm, lead and bass electric guitars, and an large choir, including Inuits. Including all of the 'weird' sounds in the original version remade with these instruments. Planned capital city, with Xak-whoota not being the planned capital city of Xak-branka: Raziel, in the center of the southern inland part of the landmass, once that part of the ice sheet is eventually crushed down and thaw it out and with Bagklock flora & minerals planted, even with that winter will still be an part of the people of the nation's lives, since it is near the Arctic circle, in an colder climate. National Motto: "Moderation, steadiness, and humbleness is key to an great life, even if you have great ambitions and an considerable amount of pride." -King Earl Zolubu & National languages: English, Greenlandic, in the Tunumumiit dialect (East Greenland Inuit language, that could evolve into its own language), High Latin [Modern Latin], Gaelic, Spanish, Greek, Japanese, Russian, French, Chinese, Arabic, Persian, German, Copic (Egyptian language), & Portuguese.

-After getting Greenland/Xak-branka secured, that starts the planning of Earl's '13 Animals' (12 Animals to everyone else) Operation Chain of gaining land for the 'Brankas Web', by conquering lands, with or without resistance, that no one really thinks about in the grand world political scheme of things [Harvester Lands in mortal Olympian tongue]-

1) Greenland/Xak-branka: "Scorpion" [Checked]. 2) Iceland: "Swordfish". 3) Switzerland: "Badger" (But with an ruse to others that Earl is going over Denmark, in all of the surrounding countries, when he wasn't actually doing that). 4) Denmark: "Cobra". 5) Cyprus: "Squid". 6) Ukraine: "Frog". 7) Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, & Pakistan (West Middle East; From Kazakhstan all the way down to Pakistan): "Tiger". 8) Myanmar (Burma), Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, Malaysia, Brunei, Singapore, Philippines, Palau, Nauru, Solomon Islands, Papua New Guinea, Indonesia & Timor-Leste at the same time, Java, Sumatra, Nepal & Bangladesh at the same time, Nepal & Bhutan at the same time afterwards, & Maldives (Southeast Asia): "Wolf" (Both campaigns going at the same time). 9) Mauritius, Comoros, expect for (French) Mayotte, Madagascar, Namibia (But with an ruse that South Africa is the next target), South Africa/Zulu Nation, Botswana, Zimbabwe & Mozambique around the same time, Zambia & Malawi, Angola, Sao Tome & Principe, Equatorial Guinea & Gabon, Somalia & Djibouti & Eritrea, Congo, Cameroon, Chad, Nigeria, Sudan and then, South Sudan, Central African Republic, Ethiopia, Uganda, Kenya, Rwanda, Burundi, Tanzania, Democratic Republic of Congo, Benin, Togo, Ghana, & Cote d'Ivoire around the same time, Burkina Faso, Mali, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Code Verde, Senegal, The Gambia, Guinea-Bissau, & Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia, & Morocco (Southern/Central Africa): "Triceratops" (To unify in an way that appeases local traditions, with the say of tribe leaders and nation leaders, and independence to an degree without the crazy borders). -Pre-conquer phase: Write down the oral history of the many African countries/nations & cultures, books upons books, pages, upon pages, so the history of them can be preserved not just through oral passage through generation through generation. 10) Australia + Tasmania: "Elephant" (Starting with Tasmania and then, the most northern and southern parts of the west Australian shores). 11) Barbados, Grenada, St. Vincent & the Grenadlines, St. Lucia, Trindad & Tobago, Dominica, Antigua & Barbuda, St. Kitts & Nevis, Dominican Republic & Haiti, Cuba, & The Bahamas (Central American Islands): "Owl" (Making them think Earl might come from the Gulf of Mexico to enter Mexico or Louisiana or Floria or Georgia or Alabama's coasts, not these islands). 12) United States of America (Starting at the corners of northwest Washington, southwest California, south Florida, northeast Maine, and both in the center of the Mississippi River and in Little Rock, Arkansas, by slithering through the Arkansas River, and the sewers & forests in different directions, hopefully without much resistance, and then, expansion): "Gorilla" (And make people think to the very end that the U.S. is the final country to be conquered and to be in the 'Brankas Web', when it was not in reality). & 13) Hungary: "Ram Sheep" (And one last country to get from the use of underground digging technology & tactics).

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~The Bat~

[studenting]

1-100 please and thank you

1. List 5 things you want to do before the year ends.go to another cup stacking competition, read all the books on my list, upload more youtube videos, sell more of my calligraphy, eat a salad2. What color are your pants?black3. Favorite motivational quote.“effort won’t betray you”4. When was the last time you drank coffee?over 6 years ago5. What was the last thing you ate?waffles6. Favorite animal.my dog, marley7. Favorite song.daylight by matt and kim 8. Last movie you watched?take me home9. Any turn ons?loves da lord, hilarious, intelligent, kind to everyone, clean, nice teeth10. Any turn offs?long hair unless u r james bay or my chem lab partner, drinking/smoking/drugs, excessive swearing, ungroomed facial hair, doesn’t value women, says “HAH-laween” for halloween 11. List 4 big words off of the top of your head.supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 12. What are some meaningful movies?my sister’s keeper and the vow13. 2 most important people in your life right now?mom and dad (followed by my brother, sorry jon)14. What are 3 things you want to do before the month ends?read 2 more books, go to the beach with my friends, watch a movie at the movie theater 15. When was the last time you read a good book?today!! i just finished it (carpe diem by autumn cornwell)16. How long do you study for usually, if you study?like 3 hours17. Do you have any nicknames?meli18. Favorite kind of perfume? (fruity, alluring, etc.)flowery19. Do you have any international friends / friends who live out of state?almost all of my friends are international or out-of-state20. What is something unique that you do every single day?forget to wear my retainers21. If there was a movie based on your life, what would it be called?“a series of unfortunate events”22. When was the last time you bought a gift for someone?monday, i bought the fam some treats from a bakery23. Are you a shopaholic?no24. What are some songs that always make you feel better?not out by greg laswell and unwritten by natasha bedingfield25. List 3 activities that you can only enjoy by yourself.reading, calligraphy, and using the toilet26. If you could live in any biome (and survive) which biome would you live in?coral reef27. How do you like being roused in the morning?rouse (verb): to bring out of a state of sleep; say my name or gently shake me28. How was your day? what did you do?my day was good!! i watched some of the office and read 190 pages of a book and walked my dog. i also had steak, pasta, and ice cream so that was great29. What did your last text message say?“YAYAYAYAY! I’m glad you like it 😊😊”30. Do you respond to texts quickly?i either respond in 0.2 seconds or 2 years31. Who was the last person you called?my brother32. List 5 things that are on your wish list.milk and honey by rupi kaur, since you’ve been gone by morgan matson, 180 seconds by jessica park, a plane ticket, an ipad pro 33. If you were famous, what do you think you would be famous for?my studyblr or cup stacking34. Winter or summer?i dislike both but i think summer is less depressing35. What is a quality that all people should have?compassion36. If you could have a large collection of one item, what would that item be?tombow dual brush pens 37. What have you been thinking about lately?nunya38. What is the secret to a happy life?jesus39. What are some phrases you say often?“is he cute?” “oops” “it’s like that episode of (insert show) where…”40. Favorite food?steak41. List 3 wishes.unlimited wishes, 73°F weather year-round, get the benefits of rain without the actual rain 42. What are some of your greatest fears?complacency and settling for less43. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?a picture of my dog44. Most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen (in real life)?colombia 45. Spicy food: like or dislike?dislike46. Scary movies: like or dislike?dislike if it’s like ghosts and demon stuff but i like thrillers47. Do you like to travel?YES48. Any regrets?YES49. Do you like rain?no, it’s depressing 50. What do you spend most of your money on?food and stationery51. Would you rather visit the past or the future?the future!52. Favorite clothing store?american eagle53. What is the best advice you can give to those who are feeling down?“right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through” - @whydun 54. How often do you think about your future? does it scare you?often and yes, a bit 55. What angers you the most?people who are mean for absolutely no reason, when people act differently around other people, and when my brother drinks all da milk and i can’t eat cereal56. When was the last time you got majorly angry?like thursday57. When was the last time you got really sad?it’s been a few weeks or months58. Are you good at lying?no59. What foreign language would you like to learn?portuguese and korean60. How many languages can you speak and what are they?english, spanish, et un peu de français61. How often do you go to parties? If you don’t, what do you do instead?never. my friends and i take turns buying ice cream and eat it in one of our rooms or play cards 62. What books do you plan to read this year?room, the help, girl on the train, love & gelato, the hiding place, the boy in the striped pajamas, extraordinary means, and how to fail at almost everything and still win big63. Do you have breakfast every morning?heck yes64. Tell us a secret.then it wouldn’t be a secret!65. How many concerts have you been to?1 66. Last hug?my brother67. Who knows you better than anyone else?my mom 68. Baths or showers?showers69. Do you think you’re ambitious?yes70. What song is stuck in your head?work song by hozier71. Countries you’ve visited?colombia and canada72. What do you most value in your friends?trustworthiness 73. What helps you to sleep better?a pillow to hug74. What is the most money you have ever held in your hand?not sure75. What makes you nervous?cute boys and literally everything else 76. What is the best advice you’ve ever been given?it wasn’t directly given to me, but “never let a confused man waste your time or energy” - r.h. Sin77. Is it easier to forgive or forget?forgive 78. First mobile phone?nokia 610179. Strangest dream?chick-fil-a cow standing outside of my house with a gun in his “hands”80. best dream?i don’t remember the good ones 81. Who is the smartest person you know?probably one of my uncles 82. Who is the prettiest person on tumblr?my friend, eishna83. Do you miss anyone right now?a bit84. Who do you love? Why?my mom because she’s the best85. Do you like sharing?depending on what it is 86. What was the last picture you took with your phone?

87. Is there a reason behind everything that happens?yes88. Favorite genre of music?alternative, indie rock, indie folk89. If you had one word to describe yourself, what would it be?corny 90. Describe your life in 5 words.not too shabby, slow, anticlimactic 91. Describe the world in 4 words.big, beautiful, intricate, lovely92. Craziest thing you’ve ever done?i don’t do crazy things93. First three songs in your favorite playlist?spirits - the strumbellaswork song - hozieratlas hands - benjamin francis leftwich94. Are you more creative or logical?equally both95. Would you rather lie or hurt someone with the truth?i am known for being brutally honest96. What are you most proud of?my hobbies97. What personality trait do you admire in other people?honesty 98. When you imagine yourself as really, really relaxed and happy, what are you doing?designing a house 99. How do you usually start a conversation?i usually don’t but if i do, not gracefully100. What is the best news you could hear right now?hgtv offers me a job and i get my own show