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soap's whole deal being sniper and demolitions gets me going bc on the surface they sound so different but when you get into it, you realise it's bc soap's smart
sniping is all math; calculating distances and wind interference and bullet drop. something i think people overlook is he was listed as a sniper first so it can be implied that he's better at it than demolitions. he does more sniping in both campaigns than demolitions work; in capture or kill, ghost specifically calls on him to take down the aq snipers
and demolitions is math with a hit of chemistry; knowing what mixes with what, knowing how much to use, recognising environmental factors and adjusting accordingly. it's not just about the boom; so much work goes into contained/ planned explosions. especially when having enough power for a breacher charge and not bringing down the whole building is the difference between mission success and failure
the chemical bombs he makes in alone can't just be any old cleaners, they have to have the correct reaction to each other; he just knew off the top of his head what would mix with what to create what reaction. he would also potentially have to recognise them by sight/smell bc they would’ve been written in spanish
soap would also have to know architecture; recognising structural integrity and weak points so he knows exactly where to plant a charge to bring it down and how it'll come down
he has an incredible soldier's mind people just forget that bc he's sociable which itself is a skill
we know he tends to buck against orders he doesn't agree with like when he pushes back against ghost in capture or kill and shepherd when he tells them to release hassan
he gets closer to people and sees if he can trust them and that's when he follows them without question. really think about how he talks to alejandro and rudy; he asks about their home and alejandro's family and rudy's relationship with him. those aren't questions you ask a stranger after a few hours of knowing them. that's not even touching on his relationship with ghost
he also deliberately brings people of higher ranks down to his level; talking informally with ghost and giving him a shoulder punch, addressing alejandro (a colonel!!) by his first name and rudy by his nickname despite literally just meeting them. he personalises all of them and it’s in direct opposition to the reason most characters do that; it’s not due to insubordination or lack of respect, the more he respects and trusts someone, the more casual he is with them
he digs into people; he wants to know what makes them tick and that determines if he can one, trust them and two, follow their orders. once he decides that, he's the ultimate soldier; he bleeds loyalty which makes him vicious when that loyalty is taken for granted
he isn't naive or bubbly or insecure; he's an incredibly smart and aware soldier. he's aggressive and bloodthirsty and loyal and intuitive and i love him so much
#i cant believe i never posted the soap meta that got me twitter famous™️💅#as with damn near every piece of characterisation in this franchise soaps is only apparent in subtext and connecting tiny little dots#it is very easy to just pick up his surface personality and think thats all he is#but soaps not a sunshine character#hes not super friendly or bright#hes just willing to talk to people and hes paired up with ghost who never wants to start a conversation#every time i see soap presented as this bubbly airhead thats super sweet and just blows stuff up i lose a year off my life#and i dont blame people for getting this vibe from him but im begging you to look a lil deeper#this isnt getting into his anger or the fact that he is a soldier which automatically makes him a wee bit fucked up#like he is hyperviolent and takes joy in it#we all know ghosts snuff film joke but soaps the one who responds positively to it#he returns the joke and only calls him out on it when he says he wont watch it more than once and even then its teasing not grossed out#and if we take the ‘he tried to join the military at 16’ factoid from 09 as current canon then he very easily could have a rough home life#no one tries to repeatedly join the military early without having some kind of problems#soap knows his worth and his abilities you dont get to be as good and specialised as he is without being completely sure of yourself#we know ghost has an ego but soap constantly butts up against it with his own affirmations#‘you wanna be better than me johnny’ ‘maybe i already am/i will be’ ‘a little helps not so bad eh lt’#being a sniper makes me hate the ‘cant sit still’ hc hes literally an sas sniper he wouldnt be complaining after a few hours of overwatch#i like the adhd hc and maybe he fidgets in his day to day life but the second hes at work hes At Work#tldr soap could be just as complex a character as ghost if cod would stop treating their campaigns as an afterthought and actually commit#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#talk meta to me#john soap mactavish#soap cod#cod mw2#soapghost#save post#call of duty modern warfare#cod meta
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Can we all just take a moment to think of what it must of meant to alternate universe Marinette to read her diary and her life, except it’s different.
Her life, except she has friends she spends time with and has fun with. Her life, except she has parents who love her and support her. Her life, except she has a partner who is always there for her. Her life, except she has a support system, she has people, she has love and strength from others to support her.
Her life, except it’s not.
And no amount of wishing, or magic, or power with make it hers.
#that diary scene is so heart breaking to watch#I am not over the angst#also the conversation that she has with og Marinette#is so important to her change and her development towards the future#the goodness and love she thought was just given for free to og Marinette#was actually something she struggled with and worked towards#alternate Marinette was able to see there was light at the end of the tunnel#and it was her own decisions that would bring her the life she wanted so badly#and it wouldn’t be easy and it wouldn’t take magic#but she saw worth in the struggle#and that was so amazing#and so beautiful to see#I don’t know how ppl say that ml has bad writers#after this masterpiece of an episode came out#marinette dupain cheng#emonette#alternate universe Marinette#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#mlb#ml#ml spoilers#ml paris special
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it’s so telling that the ultra-wealthy are suddenly so worried about violence when it’s against a ceo but couldn’t be bothered by the hundreds of school shootings that have happened over the years
#i’m so glad that people are realizing that this isn’t a left v right thing#it’s everyone v the ultra wealthy#it’s actually devastating watching the people in my area (a very poor appalachian area) think that trump cares about them#because he doesn’t. he really truly doesn’t.#he does not care about all you working-class appalachian folks#OPEN UP YOUR EYES!!!!!! ‘violence is wrong and bad’ ‘violence never solved anything’ fuck you!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!#what about gun violence in schools? and genocide in palestine? and police violence? why are these not problems?#why is a ceo’s life worth more than the lives of kindergarteners who got shot in their classrooms? or people from gaza who have literally#lost everything?#or black people who are victims of violence from the people who should be protecting them?#‘violence never solved anything’ is bullshit.#stonewall and like. the fucking french revolution. for example#why is violence so terrible only if it’s against a rich white man?#ceo shooting#united healthcare#us politics#us news#tw school shooting#tw shooting
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hm. yeah no i'm not watching restoration i think. if the whole thing is gonna just be "we revived a bunch of old bad guys and made tucker the face of all of them" i'm not fucking interested. weak as shit.
#feel free to tell me if there's anything actually worth watching it for#because right now? this is not interesting. it just reeks of an attempt to make up for how bad zero was#rvb#red vs blue#spaghetti wall
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I think at a certain point in one's healing journey they reach a point where they feel like they have become boring and uninteresting because they are no longer Activated all of the time and dealing with external or internal crisis.
The hard part is to internalize that this is just a normal part of the healing cycle and not something which requires dramatic action.
This is a crap feeling. But it means getting better.
#dawn posting#watch me post my trauma in public#cptsd#bpd#does mean I'm less connected with other people now#but we used to have a near terror level of desperation to not be alone#and being comfortable with silence has allowed it to fill our social sphere#we actually ARE disconnected from other people#but that's not a bad thing#we weren't healthy in our approach to socializing before#now is the time to find comfort and balance#which isn't easy#but it's worth the effort
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depression is really weird actually wdym i spent 2.5 years of my life in bed
#and wdym that lifestyle changed so quickly into being out and about and an active member of the world??#very proud of myself#and i mean it wasn't that quick of a change#it was like 1.5 years primarily depression bedrotting with occasional school -> primarily depression bedrotting ->#primarily depression bedrotting with 3-9 hours of work weekly -> straight into 31+ hours school+9-12 hours work weekly#so there was somewhat of a gradual progression#but still#also wowza i wake up 7-7:30am every morning now. 1pm was an early wake up for a not so insignificant amount of time#i mean of all fundamental growth years to miss out on the ages like what 12/13-15 aren't too bad? they would suck in a different way if i#had been socially involved#anyway it's just. yea i'm proud of myself but it is a crazy lifestyle change#and even when i was deeply depressed in a horrible routine i feel like i learned a lot. how to regulate my emotions and cope well and find#the joy in everything. bc if i stayed in bed all day then i would at least be happy about the sun or whatever#and for the while of being not at school at all i WANTED to be at school i just could not find one bc our school system is so cute like tha#(basically every school is at capacity and the local school that has a guaranteed place for me would have been an all boys or girls 😭)#but i miraculously found and got into this school and miraculously made it work so well for me socially and now academically#it's also a good time to get back into school for my education bc any later and it woulda been pretty bad for all my certifications and uni#ive missed out on so much maths that its not worth it to me to try and catch up but my teacher knows that#but ive always hated maths regardless i only ever understood it for the first half of yr 7 then my attendance dropped#and after my recent exam i decided to try harder at school. but i still got an A on the exam i didn't study for!! academic weapon fr#i'm just idk thinking back to myself in the past few years#and how hopeless it all felt. but i got out of it!! i beat the depression and social anxiety and found a good place and made the most of it#and during the peak of my depression i remember i went out someplace near my old school and panicked so so badly about seeing#kids from my old school. and the friends at the time didnt really check on me when i went to shake and cry in a side street lmao#i kept the best of that friendgroup and have better friends now. but anyway now i take a bus each morning with some kids from my old school#and you see these hands? they look like they're shaking to you?#anyway yeah it's just cool i got to this point :) i really had no hope for so long but now i have a life i'm living and a future i'm build#--ing towards#which is funny i just decided some random day last november after watching some better call saul 'huh actually lawyer would b pretty cool'#and will i get there? we'll see but i do have hope now
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if more people knew Herstory (aka 2004 season and sete&vale) so many questions wrt 2015 season(mostly “why would vale….”) would immediately be answered addfghjk like guysssss guyssssss
it is kinda funny that there's a simple cheat code out there to understanding most of valentino's career but it's just about long enough ago that most people simply... ignore it. like there's a three year span that more or less tells you what you need to know about him. it's like you say! pretty much every possible "why would vale..." secretly has a straightforward answer, and 9/10 it's something that was established in 2003 to 2005. simple as
if anything it's almost annoying because it's too easy. the 2004/2015 stuff in particular is incredibly funny. oh, so you say you have a controversial last lap at assen where valentino beat a rival in direct combat and said rival reacted surprisingly poorly, making valentino reevaluate his relationship with the rival? might that tell you something about how a seed of suspicion once sown can remain dormant for months until valentino is given cause to revisit it? valentino quite literally says in his biography that he could never have hated biaggi because he wasn't a friend and didn't have the power to hurt him... the sepang pressers thing is genuinely just silly, I know this is mainly a function of when they happen in the calendar but what a bizarre coincidence. 2015 is like a slightly more opaque funhouse mirror version of 2004 - but so many of the major beats are virtually identical. which means you've got a season Out There where a younger less experienced less guarded less cynical valentino basically walks you through his internal processes so you get a really good handle of what his deal is. he's piecing together his identity as a competitor going forwards in real time - and then in 2015 he just reminds you of what exactly that identity involves. it's a reaffirmation and not a departure... he's not that inscrutable after all, in the end
#i kinda feel like i've done my civic duty on that front like it's now easily available for the people if they choose to Perceive#with the vale/marc rivalry in particular obviously you'll always be hampered there if you're not paying much attention to pre-2013#but also the sete stuff is open to BORING bad faith interpretations so i'm extremely fine with the details remaining niche#u do sometimes see a take where u go Well Ackshually if u consulted this obscure interview from 2004 - but that's the devil talking#it's fine and valid to not care about valentino's interiority but obviously there's only so far u'll get with that#//#brr brr#batsplat responds#fun story: the sepang 2004 presser isn't available in full in the actual motogp search function#so for ages I heard the commies refer to it in various races and was SO frustrated because I had like. a minute's worth of clips#and then I did some creative googling and eventually discovered it WAS on the website but just not. searchable#first time I watched it my mouth dropped open cartoon-style like wdym this is a thing that happened this is a thing that exists#it is absolutely BIZARRE that this is out there it genuinely broke my brain. and nobody talks about it???????#probably for the best but you really wouldn't know valentino's villain origin story is literally just. out there. like you CAN watch it#I've heard some people canonically were already motogp fans in 2004 and it's kinda incredible this has been completely memory holed#if I'd been a journalist in that presser I would literally never shut up about it. not a SINGLE sepang 2015 article makes reference to it#I have not seen a single person apart from myself make the EXTREMELY obvious connection and I just?? how is that possible??#IT'S LITERALLY IN THE SAME PLACE MOST LIKELY THE SAME ROOM LIKE THIS ISN'T A BIG LEAP#maybe he really is some kind of malevolent demonic creature because at this point... people were canonically in that room y'know#curse tag#idol tag
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One of the things I find kinda funny about part 3 Kaiji is like...it doesn't feel as though Muraoka is the primary antagonist. He feels more like a setup for Kazuya.
We barely get an introduction to him, and at almost no point do we see him behaving like a proper threat to Kaiji. From the start, Kaiji has an advantage: he knows about Maeda, and Miyoshi is helping him which Muraoka doesn't know. Now, yes, Kaiji does start losing: and it's the big matches that he's losing, but even so it never feels like it's because Muraoka is a formidable opponent, it's more that Kaiji made a mistake. Muraoka is just kind of a guy. The only threat he represents is "Kaiji loses a bunch of money he doesn't have" which is big for Kaiji, but doesn't really offer much for an 'arc villain'.
The only person who has a threatening energy is Kazuya: who, throughout the entire arc so far, Kaiji keeps trying to figure out who this person is and how he knows who Kaiji is, and whether or not he's going to blow his cover and screw him over. Kazuya's the actual opponent here.
It's not really the match itself that has weight, but rather the guy watching (and enabling) as things play out.
#kaiji#fkmt#kaiji spoilers#I GUESS ILL TAG IT idk if anyone is reading it that follows me but. yh.#anyway its just so funny like muraoka just kind of shows up he does not have any gravitas at all#but I kind of like it? idk it's like not all the bad shitty people he goes up against are actually threatening. sometimes theyre just weird#it makes it interesting whenever kazuya pipes up bc he's not really siding with anyone hes just watching. and loaning kaiji money#hes testing kaiji to see if hes actually worth bothering with
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oh so knight rider 2000 is like, dogshit dogshit huh
#liz blogs#kr#knight rider#knight rider 2000#1/10 and it only gets a point because kitt is a downright Bitch in this movie and he deserves to be#he has a right to be sassy and bully michael for leaving him actually. what the fuck#they really karr'd him huh. they really just left him collecting dust for a Decade with nothing to do huh.#which tells me that either michael chose not to take him with. or the foundation just kept him around for funsies ??? dude thats torture#kitt is a person i hate when people dehumanize him especially the literal writers. devon and michael would not do that to him#oh this movie is dooooog shit. its bad. it sucks so bad.#running trend of every knight rider show/movie after the og series to completely not fucking understand knight rider#you were right david. the og series really is the only thing worth watching#and dont talk to me about devon going out in such an. undeserving way. the man was a legend what the fuck was that#much like roosevelt. death could only take him unconscious. otherwise that old man would have fucked him up im sure#so low budget there's barely any good stunts either. smfh#i hate you sequel media that does not even remotely respect the characters their relationships or their fans i hate you to death#ive been having a rough couple of days man and now. what did they do to my boys </3#second worst movie ive ever watched actually
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Guys do not fucking lie to me is Agatha All Along a good show or does it only have lesbians
#I gave up on mcu ages ago#I refused to sit through s2 pf Loki after realising the first 3 episodes were utter shit#'it has a great finale-' I don't give a shit I refuse to watch a bad show because the last episode may be worth it#I haven't watched a marvel product in so long#I am happy without them. I am living a good life without them.#should I trust marvel one more time?#Because I swear to God if the show sucks ass and its only redeeming quality are lesbians I am goinb to have a mental breakdown#and cry#so be honest with me. I beg of you.#do not look into your heart- use your brain#is it a show that's actually enjoyable to watch and won't make me burst capillaries because of plot holes#inconsistency no real motivation behind the characters' actions bad writing bad dialogues or a deus ex machina#that randomly saves the day at the end of it all#I am begging you to tell me the truth#think it like that: I'm like someone who hasn't smoked weed in years#out of their own volition and they're fine they're good#but then they arr at a party and everybody's smoking this stuff and they say it's the shit. It's the real shit.#so then you go you break your vow to yourself and you decide to try it. And it fucking sucks. Worst joint ever. Makes me wanna puke and cry.#do not let me smoke the worst joint ever. tell me the truth. please.#agatha all along#agatha harkness
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JAMES SPADER as William Ashbury SHADOW OF FEAR (2004), dir. Rich Cowan
#this movie SUCKS. truly so bad don't watch it's not worth it. but he plays an evil lawyer it's really hot <3#so gorgeous. I think the last thing he filmed before joining the practice#jim whispers literally the entire movie it's so funny girl speak up!!!!#james spader#shadow of fear#*#not my fave genre anyway but this did have squandered potential. the concept was there. could've been good#if it was written like 207% better#the stuff with william and his feelings(?) for wynn was SO underplayed.#not just saying that bc i'm a james girlie who wants to see him romancing. actually yes I am!#but idk it could've been great motivation instead it was one scene where he verbalizes it and the rest of the time he's just like 👁️👁️#I wish he was my weird family friend who was maybe in love with me and showed up in my yard talking about treehouses
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What's your overall opinion on Thunder? (If you finished reading it) Despite a having a few issues with it personally, (such as Frostpaw deciding to become a med cat again (GIRL WHAT) and the Smokey stuff), I honestly really enjoyed it! I loved reading from Sunbeam's and Frostpaw's perspective, and actually like what they did with the park cats! They are silly, even if a little boring! :)
I really, really hope they explore Curlfeather more in the future!
I'm currently on Chapter 12 and... honestly I'm mostly just bored.
One traveling book per arc is already waaaaay too much. I'm not enjoying Frostpaw and Nightheart's chemistry at all, and it's frustrating that Tree is now suddenly part of the plot because they just suddenly remembered that they have an entire role dedicated to stopping conflict. Seeing StarClan NOW is also a huge disappointment, because I'd been liking this arc so much exactly because it was more grounded.
I keep wanting to skip chapters to get back to Sunbeam. I KNOW that Nightheart is Not Orange and still feels the need to pitch a fit over his mom having "high expectations" that were never actually on-screen. Frostpaw herself would be fun if she wasn't constantly brawling with travel filler and Riverstar/StarClan being obtuse.
And, knowing none of this is actually building anywhere and that I'm in store for a frustrating end-of-book gathering that doesn't really tie into the actions of the main characters, it's hard to care at all. That's my REALLY big problem right now. None of this matters, because Berryheart's gambit is something she's deciding entirely off-screen, uninfluenced and unobserved by ANY of the POVs.
What exactly is the point of THREE POVs, one of them seeing mere glimpses of the plot, and two of them witnessing the same exact sidequest? While one of the sidequest POVs doesn't actually DO anything because it's not even his sidequest?
Basically; sorry man I'm not having a good time here.
#Bones reads thunder#asc spoilers#I am actually very pro-spoiler because I strongly feel that a GOOD book or movie is not ruined (or even made better) by knowing its ending#I think if you NEED the shock of an ending to make it worth watching then it is a bad story.#So I don't regret looking at the spoiler thread at all just fyi#This ending makes it hard to care though.
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I found this to be such a random comment until I realised it was Balgeum saying it and it suddenly felt so heavy
#his money trauma runs so deep he cant see how his behaviour hurts inho much more than any money issues could#or maybe he does and its just that bad that he cant physically stop himself#when he told inho to go back i was like my man he cant keep coming back until you have enough money to feel secure#if you dont deal with this now that insecurity is gonna run for the rest of your life and even if you do have money youll always worry abou#losing them and not be able to enjoy the comfort that comes with them#and youre always going to base your feeling of self worth on them#and your happiness and everything valuable in your life would be so easy to destroy#itd crumble#i want him to see the truth so bad it hurts me watching him go through it#im happy he was at least honest with inho#thats a step#hes gonna have to take a lot of small ones too#all of these hurt boys ugh#its such a pretty show and the comedy is fun and the acting is top notch that it makes me ignore how much sadness there actually is in ever#episode#and i recommend it as a light watch because they mix the sweet and the sour so well#but i feel for all of these characters#including hyejin lol#boys be brave
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youtube stop recommending me that five hour long “fall of doctor who” video challenge. there is not a video i could be less interested in watching.
#the youtube clickbait hyperbole is not doing it any favors. im sure there’s nuance in the video. maybe.#god there must be its five hours long.#but i do not think i am interested in a video that wants to be about ‘the fall’ of doctor who when. far as i can tell. seems more like#occasionally it stumbles. and that’s about it.#AND thirteen being the doctor that’s on the thumbnail is also not helping. im sure im making assumptions there too and its just that she was#the current doctor at the time but. this is youtube. you have a negative video. and you put a woman on there. i am primed to believe you are#about to say something insanely sexist lmao.#anyway. whatever.#its a me thing. i dont like watching negative epic teardowns™️ of stuff im not finished with myself. and doubly so when im unfamiliar with#the creator and don’t know if they’ll just be stomping and yelling at something for hours with no purpose or if they’ve got. anything#to actually offer. idk. it’s the shovelware lover in me i think. im not interested in someone’s negative opinion about a thing unless i know#they’re the kind of person who can respect that people still had to put months or years of work into it. maybe that work did not have a#good outcome but someone had to do it. the effort is worth being documented and looked at and not. i don’t know. yelled at like you’re the#nostalgia critic you know? im rambling on to much here#this is why the only good youtube video is folding idea’s video on the american tail video game. he gets it. its about how bad art is still#worth existing and being examined. and doctor who is far from being bad. so.#………..where was i going with this. its 4 am.
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i might be projecting again.
like. just because im fucking weak for fictional romance doesn't mean i would like someone doing some grand - and public - romantic gestures. this is real life that shit is cringe. aside from like, airport reunions? why would i want a bunch of spectators for a special moment first of all? and i've been anti-my-own-wedding since i can remember. why would i invite my family to my special day? (and i highly doubt anyone could change my mind about this, like, i might do it because i love her and i want her to be happy, not for myself).
i'm just. you want a romantic gesture? be there. show up. and yeah bring me flowers. cook for me. take me to your favourite places. tell me about your childhood. that's real intimacy.
all this to say i don't really see tommy as a big wedding or big elaborate proposal kind of person.
hold on this is what i'm reminded of
#send post#and like my younger self watched a lot of romcoms#and to this day some of those are my faves#like the notebook#sideeying people who didnt like it like sorry u dont have emotions???#but anyway#now I'll only watch gay stuff however bad and cheesy#and like#the big sick and crazy rich asians and always be my maybe#if it's gonna be straight it can't also be white ykwim#because those are actually stories worth watching 🥺#because im weak for romance!!! im weak for love!!!!!!!#anyway. back at it with the controversial opinions#tommy kinard
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Thoughts on the umbrella academy season four? If you don’t mind me asking.
whoever was in charge of the audio mixing for this season needs to be BARRED from ever working in the industry again. anyways completely bullshit season through and through. i KIND of liked the five/lila plot and that’s about it… even that was very poorly done imo. what was the overall message the show was even trying to send??? that love means nothing??? nothing was even really explained in the end??? how does undoing marigold in ONE timeline undo everything??? poorly executed poorly logicked and entirely nonsensical. perhaps one of the most egregious cases of character assassination i have ever witnessed. boring bad and borderline unwatchable.
#genuinely steve blackman when i catch you…#soooo bad. actually genuinely NOT worth even watching levels of bad and oocness#terrible stuff truly dogshit#s3 was not perfect but was imo very good overall this? ABSOLUTE trash. bad writing bad acting bad filming bad plotting bad audio#no redeeming qualities#ty for the ask tho!#the umbrella academy#tua#tua s4#tua s4 spoilers#tua season 4
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