#actually I'm not

[zzuta8]

So I finished The Talos Principle once again and I'm sure no one would expect such content from this game, but someone would definitely need it. Enjoy 👁️‍🗨️

[1v31182m5]

// Book of Bill spoilers //

But that's even more sad

[dragon-ashes1485]

Sassy Elrond. :l

His face here made me wheeze. It's like all those screenshots of Rob Aramayo in the "brat" video, just totally confused and done with it all😂

(S1 ep2....I think it's ep 2?)

[sketchy-mf]

Scrolling through insta stories like

Oh hey it was a slicked back bowlcut as I suspected after all

JOOST WHAT IS THIS? 😭

[o0corruptedghoul0o]

Phillip Graves // CODMWIII

Graves: ...h-

Me: (s)creams

...

oh be still my beating vag- heart

[the-girl-in-the-high-castle]

Instead of writing my current fic, I found myself playing with my shitty photoshop skills again because I miss writing my old Admiral Eyk fic and I miss this miserable babygirl

[radioactive-cloud]

i'm speechless

[brave-and-gentle]

EB’s high thoughts (about Jean Kirstein ofc) (MDNI):

Based off my head canon that Jean unironically gets super into yoga:

You and your best friend Sasha join a yoga studio near your new apartment together. You go nearly every day - you find it’s a great way to wind down after work, and an energy outlet for The Energizer Bunny that is Sasha.

When your boyfriend Jean comes over (Sasha introduced you two a couple years ago), he scoffs at yoga when you and Sasha tell him what you’ve been up to. He says the weight room is really where it’s at - he and Reiner are a million times stronger. You scoff in return and ask him to come to a class with you tomorrow night if it’s so easy. He agrees.

In the sweltering room filled with mats and blocks, Jean is dripping sweat and nearly tipping over. While you and Sasha are strong and steady, he’s about to lose it. Even with how toned he is, Jean can't keep his long limbs under control.

Flustered beyond belief, Jean admits defeat and quickly takes up joining you two for yoga every day. When Jean dedicates, he *really* dedicates. He’s suddenly the studio’s newest and hardest worker and even gets his own yoga mat. He's so focused, he doesn't even realize he's the only man in regular attendance and gets irritated when Eren says he wants to join in too.

Jean admits that yoga has its other benefits - like how far back you can arch your back while he’s fucking you from behind. Or how tight you can wrap around him while he picks you up and rails you against the wall. And how when he has you on your back, you curl your legs over his shoulders while he lifts your hips up closer so he can sink deeper inside you.

Jean Kirstein swears by yoga.

[sharpvst]

[cinamun]

Heeyyy Cin! How’s your new year going so far?

I’ll start by saying DJ is wrong af no matter how you slice it. I’m of the belief that they were definitely still together or at the very least had some type of agreement or understanding that DJ violated given how he’s acting about it. Needing to explain himself and wanting to talk about it? For what if he wasn’t doing anything wrong and she was the one popping up unannounced or whatever?…and you just said she was in his car so he knew she was coming back…I highly doubt she just jacked the whip and invited herself in. Then why was she there getting ready despite being mad with him? You’d think she would’ve went home and he picked her up…unless she still lives there, which I believe she does. Regardless of their situation I think there’s more than the black and white.

The first two weeks of the year are chaos in terms of work but I'm here and I'm hydrated and I'm happy and I'm hot..... because its hot in here. ANYWAY!!

Friend, there is ALWAYS more to it than the black and white. I have officially lost track of all the theories this evening but from where we left off, the air in that dining room got real heavy all of a sudden. We know that Amaya (a real one for this) is only going because Indya wants her there. Would Indya want her there if she knew the truth?

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THE THREE MONTH TIME SKIP WITH THESE TWO?? So yeah, reactions are everything here: DJ jumping to "explain", throatless-in-seattle potentially telling the truth, and what appears to be an interesting living arrangement.

We gotta stay tuned BUT.... isn't there at least ONE situation where DJ wouldn't be bogus?

I think there is but I don't think y'all ready for that conversation...

[aloeverawrites]

Merlin injuring his arm and Arthur tearing off a bit of his shirt and bandaging the wound with it is meant to symbolise a token bc everything is about to get way worse-

spoilers

Merlin basically goes to war for Arthur in this episode and poisons Morgana which is a significant line for him to cross. It feels like the first moment where we've seen him try to kill an innocent to protect Uther and it changes from Merlin protecting Arthur for Camelot to Merlin protecting Uther for Arthur. (like they said Camelot would have been destroyed but if they had just murdered Uther a little bit and then left I think it would have been fine idk.)

But yeah, Arthur gives Merlin a token, Merlin starts fighting for him, in this essay I will-

[kindred-sims]

"But Papa, I don't want to stay here! I want to go home with you!"

"No buts, young lady! I refuse to repeat myself again, you're staying with your grandmother until I say otherwise."

There was one day in Josephine's memory that stuck out more than any other, and that was the day her father had walked out the front door without her.

For as long as she could remember, it had always been her and Grandmother. Even when her mother was alive, she could've sworn she'd spent more time at Nana Harriet's compared to her own home, and after she passed, that time only increased. The only difference between those times and that one fateful day, was that she'd gotten to go home.

That day, she wasn't so lucky.

She remembered trying to hold her tears back until Papa had left, not wanting to anger him any further. No sooner than he'd left, she'd begun to softly weep, and Grandmother had taken her into her arms, gently shushing her and making reassurances that everything would be alright.

She'd mostly been right to say that. Mostly. Because for a while, everything had.

Grandmother poured all her efforts into raising Jo, ensuring that she was well educated in all the fine arts as well as proper manners. Mornings were spent at the piano, afternoons with needlepoint, and in the evenings, she would read out loud from whatever book Grandmother had selected for her, not only to practice her reading, but her enunciation, her tones, and her spelling.

In fact, you could argue that Grandmother had taught her everything.

But that wasn't exactly true. Because there was one thing, in all the carefully practiced lessons that she'd ever gave her, there was one thing Jo's grandmother had left out.

And that was how to live without her.

[i-who-has-never-had-a-name]

Is this a safe space to talk about how I don't care and neither like the shadow and bone trilogy but think the six of crows duology is a masterpiece?

[demonsanddemogorgons]

Get ready for a cliffhanger 🤣🤷‍♀️

[erikiara80]

S5 prediction. This, but with scary creatures, the Upside Down and Will Byers singing Should I stay or should I go

[rainbowsuitcase]

So yeah, this happened today

The little girl was so cute. The food was great.

The tag male lactation was involved.