#actor tags:

[raspberrysmoon]

first official hatchetfield stats update!!!! please point out any basic spelling or addition mistakes you spot! i am only human :]

as a basic principle, no matter how highly i speak of robert manion in context of this project, i do not support or condone his actions.

the guy who didnt like musicals - the guy who didnt like musicals - scene 1/20

overall:

1617 words, 7/8 actors, 25 total swear words, 63 total character names said

by actor:

robert manion as prof. henry hidgens- 312 words, 5 swears, 18 character names said. 16.5% of words spoken in number.

lauren lopez as emma perkins- 293 words, 4 swears, 4 character names said. 15.4% of words spoken in number.

jaime lyn beatty as charlotte sweetly- 283 words, 3 swears, 3 character names said. 15% of words spoken in number.

mariah rose faith casillas as melissa- 281 words, 3 swears, 4 character names said. 14.9% of words spoken in number.

corey dorris as bill woodward- 275 words, 4 swears, 16 character names said. 14.5% of words spoken in number.

joey richter as ted spankoffski- 272 words, 3 swears, 15 character names said. 14.4% of words spoken in number.

jeff blim as mr. davidson- 176 words, 7 swears, 3 character names said. 9.3% of words spoken in number.

jon matteson- no words, does not appear in number.

- the winner of this scene based on number of words said is: robert manion! robert also won the most character names said, and jeff blim took top spot for most swear words!

[airlocksandaviaries]

OK TUMBLR PRETEND WE'RE ALL ON SET TOGETHER PICK A JOB

if you actually work/have worked as one of these pls select it and tell me in the tags im curious

if you've worked as multiple, pick your favorite

everyone else, VOTE ON VIBES ALONE!!

[spursthatjinglejanglejingle]

I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

[anna-scribbles]

emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

more:

[jay-wasstuff]

LA's environmentalist lawyers pulling up to Universal:

Update:

Well then, I guess:

[m00nbuggies]

theyre bffs guys

[klappert-art]

It's the heat haze day

[hazbinbabbling4ever]

Bildad's battle cry in the italian dubbing always cracks me up...

In english he's like: "Woah woah woah there!" but in italian he's like "WOOOOOO OHOOH-WOWODBOLOBOWAWAWA".

[lesbianballofgender]

Happy 55th birthday to our feral, light and fluffy, serious actor and truly just the nicest person: Michael Sheen!!

[mellxncollie]

JAYDEN REVRI and GEORGE REXSTREW in DEAD BOY DETECTIVES (2024) — Season 1, Episode 7

[arcanespillo]

also please tag the person you're thinking about while voting this? it's not useful to the poll i just wanna know.

[airlocksandaviaries]

acting as an experienced actor in an amateur film with an inexperienced but well meaning director is such a wild thing to do, I'm gently guiding them through how to order me around. it's okay baby you can give me some constructive criticism I can take it. How else are we gonna get this project off the ground, huh? You forgot to say 'striking' before turning on the lights right in front of my eyes but I forgive you. you're doing great. why don't you try giving me a direction.

[theoldkyokodied]

One wedding and three funerals

Background paintings under the cut

[certifries]

the world's greatest actor

[acekindaneat]

man loves his takoyaki

[runningmunson]

At the end of the day, I hope the actors know none of this is on them when people are upset or don’t like this season. They carried the show and their characters on their own when the writers clearly don’t understand any of them.

They were all perfect in every way.