#ace crush

[aceinthefreakinspace]

Ace crushes are kinda funny with breaking allonormative stuff because instead of like wondering what they look like shirtless, I'm like "what if they wore that one sweatershirt they wore like a month ago. what if they wore it while we watched some movies so I could cuddle them even better"

Like I'm really out here picturing my crush with more clothes on, lol

[lunatic-moss-studio]

Wheeeeen you’re an asexual af and probably demiromantic or what, and you start to catch feelings for someone and it’s like

.

.

.

What do I DO?!

Like he’s THE sweetest and I have a feeling that he’s flirting with me, lowkey…. Maybe

but I can’t TELL because I am socially awkward as fuck and also, you guessed it, ace as fuck, so I’m not really used to getting crushes. Like, at all, maybe had one on my friend couple of years ago, but that was probably just aesthetic+platonic feelings, cuz she cool as hell ya know-

Point is, stay vigilant ya’ll folks under the ace umbrella, your love, if you want it, is somewhere out there. Or right here. Who can even tell anymore XD

[bloodofelves]

PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY ↳ October 20th, 1:12 PM, District Court, Defendant Lobby No. 3

[spoopup]

klavier talking to anyone vs klavier talking to apollo

[the-siren-in-your-fridge]

Being aroace with a squish is really like. You look so nice and cute and pretty (not like that), I’d like to snuggle up in bed with you (not like that) and play with your hair (not like that) and lay there for a while (not like that) and hold your hand all the time (not like that) and hang out with you one-on-one (not like that) and get to you know you on a deep and personal level (not like that)

[beebfreeb]

Wait I just found drawings of Resetti I did like, last year, and never posted because I got horribly sick for 2 weeks.

[hum-tittle]

Am I aroace: Yes

Am I a lesbian: Also yes

Are all my fictional crushes nonhuman men???: For some reason also, yes??

Do I need help: Probably?

[lordoflucky]

WE'VE WON

WE'VE LOST

[cherrytea556]

Heteronormativity and Amatonormativity go hand in hand. You give the opposite sex one compliment then somehow people think you have a crush on them. Talk about complimentless ig.

[gregorovitch-adler]

Translation: Junior, I have told you several times that Lily prefers to be single, remember?

Lily is the new aroace icon. That's all.

[cowboylikeghost]

As a neurodivergent arospec you're either very oblivious to people having crushes on you or are cursed with the hyper awareness to people liking you in a way you DON'T want them too

[honeyhoneyplskillme]

i have no idea where this came from, i was literally drinking water imagine Jason Todd trying to buy his gf bikinis/lingerie but he doesn't know her bra size, so he just goes and like- compares it to his hands bcs they've been there before and that's a comparation that will help him to pick a size. he's like 'hm it needs to cover my hand when my fingers have this much space between them' and the attendants are just looking at him from afar like ???

[attyrocious]

ace on gouache more like gouace(??)

anyway happy birthday

[feralforbeanix]

If I wasn't familiar with Ace Attorney and you asked me which one of these is an edited meme and which one is an actual line he says if you pick the wrong answer I'd be flabbergasted to hear the truth.

[bored-boring-and-tired]

me currently:

“i want people to have crushes on me so badly because i thrive on external validation and im super insecure so i really really want people to have crushes on me”

also me, being aroace and sex/romance-repulsed (if someone has a crush on me):

“pleasepleasepleaseplease nobody have a crush on me and ESPECIALLY DONT TELL ME because then i have to reject you and i hate rejecting people and then i’ll probably have to come out to avoid hurting anyone because i overthink everything ahahahha”

[thecrabtain]

I just thought about something, an idea actually!

Most of my platonic crushes/squishes are monsters. The term Monsterfucker exists. I'm aroace. So now I officially announce the making of a platonic Monsterfucker term! Introducing Monsterhugger!

Edit: Anyone who doesn't want to fuck non-humans can use this term! ^^

Sex with Monsters is overrated, Hugging is superior (half joking)

And for alloace individuals I have a term for you too: Monsterkisser.

Because if you don't want to fuck the monster, you can date it or give it kisses without needing to do the bombayah

Coined on 6/09/24 by Me :DDD