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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "tumblr trending tab" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw DnP and Percy Jackson trending
my buddy phoenix wright pacing: almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas
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Would give anything for them to do a playthrough of Ace Attorney
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it’s me. hi. i am the angry asexual, it’s me👋👋👋
#dan and phil#amazingphil#danandphilgames#daniel howell#dip and pip#dnp#asexual#i love whenever they mention ace people
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i’m going to say something that might be controversial and i’m sorry if this is cringe or whatever but i can’t sleep:
dan and phil are like. the perfect example of my ideal qpr. have they kissed. maybe. irrelevant. did they form an almost instantaneous soul binding connection within days of meeting in person. yes . are they literally soulmates, as proclaimed by mr howell himself. also yes.
did they design a house to live in together and still have separate closets. also yes . when they’re apart for even a few weeks they are soooooooo sad. i’m just. hooollyyy shitt.
in response to the age old question “are they dating or are they friends?”: does it actually change anything? they’re dan and phil :]
#qpr#queerplatonic#queer platonic yearning#qpr yearning#qpr pride#qpr positivity#dan and phil#daniel howell#phil lester#dan howell#phan#does that apply when it isn’t always romantic?#cupioromantic#cupioaroace#cupiosexual#cupiospec#can you tell i’m going insane right now.#aro#aroace#aromantic#aromance#arospec#asexuality#asexual#ace#acespec#aro spectrum#grey aro#aromanticism
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JUST PULL UP YOUR TROUSERS OR WEAR DIFFWRENT ONES LIKE WHY ARE YOU SUCB A WHORE TOU ALWAYS DO THIS NO ONE WQANTS TO SEE YOUR ASS OR SACK PR BALLS OR WHATE EF TJENFUXK JUST WEAR CLOTHED THAT COVER YOUR GENITSLS FOT ONCE IN YOUE SLUTTY LIFE
#dan and i are in a fight#i’m gonna kill him#jk fbi agent#no but like COVER YOURSELF UP#SO UNNECESSARRY#LIKE THERES FOOD THATS SO GROSS#so tired of seeing dan show his genitalia on screen#sorry my lesbian self and my ace self and my germaphobe self are all in so much pain rn#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deenp#yeet my deet
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uhhh. this may mean nothing bc i don’t know how axs works on the backend. so i don’t want to sound any false alarms. (MEANING DON’T CONCLUDE TOO MUCH!) but sometime in the past ten hours, dan and phil's axs' artist page got a new url (they used to be https://www.axs.com/artists/645337/dan-and-phil-tickets and now they are https://www.axs.com/artists/1116523/dan-and-phil-tickets) and also their photo was removed. it used to be a pic of them from ii:
(you can see here that it used to be a pic of them, even though it doesn't load on wayback machine, and this is where it’s still hosted on axs) but now it's just the default axs logo...
sorry i have no proof that the old url was working this morning, the way i know is bc i had the tab open (w/ the old url) and it was working this morning but i just refreshed it and it kicked me to the main axs page bc that url doesn’t exist anymore
#AGAIN idk how acs works on the backend i also dk why the ii pic would be removed#*axs#but yeah#👀#dan and phil#phan#d&p#wordvom.txt
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what do you mean ted lasso wasn’t about the two aces the whole time DANI ROJAS & JAMIE TARTT
#ted lasso#tedlassoedit#tledit#tedlassogif#dani rojas#jamie tartt#two aces#cristo fernández#phil dunster#gifs.#goodbye two aces </3 u will be missed
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I was inspired from on high (Patreon)
#DDoodles#Shitpost#Dan and Phil#UT#Handplates#Gaster#What a tag combo lol#POV: You insulted the Dreemurrs#The G in LGBT stands for Gaster now you know#AroAce skelefam supremacy lol - the whole skeleton family tree are aroace we love them for that <3#Someday I'll write that essay proper about why all my faves are aro/ace to some capacity lol#For now it's goofs and gaffs#Literally As Soon as they both played these cards - I am so thankful to Phil for making an ace joke to the + honestly#Nothing drives me up the wall more than ''A is for Ally'' like no tf it is not thank you <3 If you must you can have a second A but come on#So the + ace joke primo excellent thank you#Dan was immensely correct for his addition tho - made it too perfect I immediately saw Gaster's grumpy face about it#I see him everywhere............... (lol)#Extremely excellent and correct choices leading to an inspiration this is why I watch them religiously#Definitely no other reasons like they're a bright spot in this dark world always deriving joy and light#Gaster also fits that bill huh - too many beautiful lads out there really thank you <3#Alright enough silliness for now#Love yous#<Oh you can barely tell that I was tipsy while writing these tags lol
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i read some of the marvel cinematic universe guidebook that includes agents of shield seasons 1-4 and both seasons of agent carter, so i though i would share some fun facts i found through reading. i see y'all like my fun fact posts, and i like making them, so i decided to make another one :)
fitz and simmons were sci-tech class of 2004.
According to the Guidebook, fitz was 16 when he met Simmons who was 18 at sci-tech. I feel like this is wrong?? I didn’t think they had a two-year gap I honestly thought they were born the same year.
Skye was dropped off at st. Agnes on April 23, 1989, which the nuns used as her birthday.
Sousa must be obsessed with horses, horse races, or just betting in general. He is seen betting (or trying to bet) on horse races in BOTH seasons of Agent Carter and in season 2 has a horse figurine on his desk.
Sousa was born in Twin Falls, Idaho but grew up in Brooklyn (he was in the Brooklyn Boy Scouts ofc).
Maybe they had a horse farm in Idaho? That could be why he likes horses. this point is just me speculating, the guidebook said nothing about him growing up.
Hunter calls Daisy and Lincoln “Shake and Bake” (I knew this before, but i honestly find this so funny so I included it)
According to the Guidebook of the MCU, Lincoln was “apparently” k*lled alongside Hive. girl why apparently….like was he supposed to make a return somehow???
Hunter’s dad was a police officer from Kent, England.
The only person Mack said was allowed to call him “Alphie” was his mom, but his brother called him the nickname throughout childhood to tease him.
Mack also tried to sell his brother to a roadside stand when they were kids.
May scouted Bobbi at the academy & said that she was the strongest recruit she’d ever seen.
In the comics, Daisy dated James, known as Hellfire. He appears in s4 but they do not have any feelings toward each other (thank goodness that didn’t happen)
The fact sheet for s4 Fitz says "When nervous, Fitz's eyes bug out" and it made me laugh
Mack has a special insurance policy in case of "d**th by robot"
that's everything i personally found/wanted to include !! sorry i didn't include much agent carter :/ but thank you all for your support on these posts :)
#sousa horse boy confirmed#i love aos & ac fun facts !!#agents of shield#marvel agents of shield#aos#agent carter#marvel agent carter#daisy johnson#daniel sousa#jemma simmons#leo fitz#alphonso mack mackenzie#elena rodriguez#phil coulson#melinda may#lincoln campbell
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no one:
ace attorney witnesses:
#ace attorney#dan and phil#phoenix wright#phoenix wright ace attorney#dan howell#daniel howell#phil lester
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hellsite is hellsiteing 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
#this happens every fuckign time#ace attorney#phoenix wright#almost christmas#HAPPY MILES EDGEWORTH FRAMED FOR MURDER DAY!!!!#dan and phil
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You know what type of relationship I want as an aroace person? I want that mid 2010's closeted Dan and Phil shit
Give me totally platonic besties who've lived together 10+years
#aro pride#aro spectrum#aro#aromantic#aromantism#arospec#ace spec#ace#acespec#ace spectrum#asexuality#asexual#aspec#aroace#dan and phil
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Sucking him off normal style or something
#herlock sholmes#yujin mikotoba#homumiko#I KNOW HIS FACE ISNT THERE BUT HIS BEAR HIS AHAHAH#a little tough covering that dick with dr phil he still didnt censor it all#the art of a lemon wedge#nsf work#the great ace attorney
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• pro tip! • creativity is nothing without friendship!
#animal crossing#acnh#new horizons#animal crossing new horizons#ac#dan and phil#dan and phil crafts#dapc#dapcrafts#custom design
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hi 🥰🤗😍🤩 bi 🩷💜💙👀?? ig 📱🤳📸👉👈🥺🙏?? i-me🧍♀️👈😏😝… you 👉🧍♀️🤤… 👏👩❤️💋👩✂️🫦🥵👅😘😩💦🍑??? or just 🤝👭🍫🛍️👩❤️👩?? OR 🖤🩶🤍💜🍿💻🎬📺🗣💩🤬🤭🤫🤣???
#they wrote phannie phic#someone please use this script at tit#phlesbians#phapphics#phisexuals#phansexuals#phasexuals#phwlw#anyway i’m the third one#i'm ace and also in a relationship so let’s bingewatch netflix and talk about how much we hate everyone#that’s ace culture dan was spot on#dnp#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deenp#phan#dan and phil#yeet my deet#dip and pip#d&p#dnptit#tit tour#terrible influence tour#danandphilgames
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Phetition for Phil to grow out a beard
#please he looks so hot#and that's coming from an ace sapphic#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#dan howell#dnp
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