#ace!Phil

[frost-faerie]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "tumblr trending tab" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw DnP and Percy Jackson trending

my buddy phoenix wright pacing: almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas

[soapyoapy]

it’s me. hi. i am the angry asexual, it’s me👋👋👋

[aroacearchangel]

i’m going to say something that might be controversial and i’m sorry if this is cringe or whatever but i can’t sleep:

dan and phil are like. the perfect example of my ideal qpr. have they kissed. maybe. irrelevant. did they form an almost instantaneous soul binding connection within days of meeting in person. yes . are they literally soulmates, as proclaimed by mr howell himself. also yes.

did they design a house to live in together and still have separate closets. also yes . when they’re apart for even a few weeks they are soooooooo sad. i’m just. hooollyyy shitt.

in response to the age old question “are they dating or are they friends?”: does it actually change anything? they’re dan and phil :]

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

JUST PULL UP YOUR TROUSERS OR WEAR DIFFWRENT ONES LIKE WHY ARE YOU SUCB A WHORE TOU ALWAYS DO THIS NO ONE WQANTS TO SEE YOUR ASS OR SACK PR BALLS OR WHATE EF TJENFUXK JUST WEAR CLOTHED THAT COVER YOUR GENITSLS FOT ONCE IN YOUE SLUTTY LIFE

[dnpbeats]

uhhh. this may mean nothing bc i don’t know how axs works on the backend. so i don’t want to sound any false alarms. (MEANING DON’T CONCLUDE TOO MUCH!) but sometime in the past ten hours, dan and phil's axs' artist page got a new url (they used to be https://www.axs.com/artists/645337/dan-and-phil-tickets and now they are https://www.axs.com/artists/1116523/dan-and-phil-tickets) and also their photo was removed. it used to be a pic of them from ii:

(you can see here that it used to be a pic of them, even though it doesn't load on wayback machine, and this is where it’s still hosted on axs) but now it's just the default axs logo...

sorry i have no proof that the old url was working this morning, the way i know is bc i had the tab open (w/ the old url) and it was working this morning but i just refreshed it and it kicked me to the main axs page bc that url doesn’t exist anymore

[obisamya]

what do you mean ted lasso wasn’t about the two aces the whole time DANI ROJAS & JAMIE TARTT

[yonpote]

it is soooo funny how insane we are about the fuckin official fandom tumblr top ships list. other reblogs have tags like "oh nice sonadow got 13! ^_^" "omg yay hannigram teehee <3"

meanwhile we're out here like

THATS RIGHT, PHAN HAS BEATEN DESTIEL. WE MUST TEAR THROUGH THE OTHERS BIT BY BIT IN ORDER TO RECLAIM OUR RIGHTEOUS THRONE. AZIRACROW AND STEDDIE SHALL FEAR OUR NAME AS IT ECHOES THROUGH THEIR WRETCHED HALLS. PHAN IS KING.

[agentsofmarvel]

i read some of the marvel cinematic universe guidebook that includes agents of shield seasons 1-4 and both seasons of agent carter, so i though i would share some fun facts i found through reading. i see y'all like my fun fact posts, and i like making them, so i decided to make another one :)

fitz and simmons were sci-tech class of 2004.

According to the Guidebook, fitz was 16 when he met Simmons who was 18 at sci-tech. I feel like this is wrong?? I didn’t think they had a two-year gap I honestly thought they were born the same year.

Skye was dropped off at st. Agnes on April 23, 1989, which the nuns used as her birthday. 

Sousa must be obsessed with horses, horse races, or just betting in general. He is seen betting (or trying to bet) on horse races in BOTH seasons of Agent Carter and in season 2 has a horse figurine on his desk.

Sousa was born in Twin Falls, Idaho but grew up in Brooklyn (he was in the Brooklyn Boy Scouts ofc).

Maybe they had a horse farm in Idaho? That could be why he likes horses. this point is just me speculating, the guidebook said nothing about him growing up.

Hunter calls Daisy and Lincoln “Shake and Bake” (I knew this before, but i honestly find this so funny so I included it)

According to the Guidebook of the MCU, Lincoln was “apparently” k*lled alongside Hive. girl why apparently….like was he supposed to make a return somehow???

Hunter’s dad was a police officer from Kent, England.

The only person Mack said was allowed to call him “Alphie” was his mom, but his brother called him the nickname throughout childhood to tease him.

Mack also tried to sell his brother to a roadside stand when they were kids. 

May scouted Bobbi at the academy & said that she was the strongest recruit she���d ever seen. 

In the comics, Daisy dated James, known as Hellfire. He appears in s4 but they do not have any feelings toward each other (thank goodness that didn’t happen)

The fact sheet for s4 Fitz says "When nervous, Fitz's eyes bug out" and it made me laugh

Mack has a special insurance policy in case of "d**th by robot"

that's everything i personally found/wanted to include !! sorry i didn't include much agent carter :/ but thank you all for your support on these posts :)

[blackberrymessenger]

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[questionmarklive]

You know what type of relationship I want as an aroace person? I want that mid 2010's closeted Dan and Phil shit

Give me totally platonic besties who've lived together 10+years

[frost-faerie]

hellsite is hellsiteing 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[lemon-wedges]

Sucking him off normal style or something

[honeycrisp-isle]

• pro tip! • creativity is nothing without friendship!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

hi 🥰🤗😍🤩 bi 🩷💜💙👀?? ig 📱🤳📸👉👈🥺🙏?? i-me🧍‍♀️👈😏😝… you 👉🧍‍♀️🤤… 👏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✂️🫦🥵👅😘😩💦🍑??? or just 🤝👭🍫🛍️👩‍❤️‍👩?? OR 🖤🩶🤍💜🍿💻🎬📺🗣💩🤬🤭🤫🤣???

[notsosaucystuff]

Phetition for Phil to grow out a beard