#accountant lyfe

[millythegoat]

ohmygosh i need to lyk that today i was watching seinfeld season 5 episode 4 n jerrys ending monologue made me think a you😭😭 n i say this w all the love in the world

the url is https://youtu.be/ekp9dmXM7Qs

youll hafta copy paste it cause tumblr wont let me put the direct video link smh

Max you had no idea how many times I've been contemplating to do drugs...but again, busy season come and sleep becomes a luxury then my brain went "brrrrrrr world goes wheeeee~" 😭🤣

Or...from accounting perspective, drug have a nice resale value (as long it's not expired) and more 'fun' to trade than the peasant stocks or obligations 😝

[doubletrucks]

i need to go back to school so desperately bro i'm reading articles about whole word vs phonics reading instruction and getting incensed

[prudereality]

TAX SEASON SAVES MY ASS ONCE AGAIN

[itsaventingmachine]

Being a tutor who works at my college’s writing center is like. Yes i am severely underpaid but also my favorite professors are sending little freshmen my way who write such young and lovely words. Just when I calmly decide that I will lose my mind after the umpteenth business-or-maybe-accounting-major-who’s-prof-assigned-the-writing-center-as-part-of-the-credit-for-the-essay-and-they-don’t-give-a-shit waltzes, hands me horrendous smelly prose that reeks unrighteously of struggle, boredom and convolution, just when the film of hopelessness begins to cloud my bloodshot eyes… the next appointment walks in, and she soaks my soul in hope for the future of writing through her glorious, concise, well-organized, interesting, captivating APA formatted essay on the first African American woman who flew into space. And I learn something new. And she learns how to insert page numbers. And I learn something new.

[warmenergysworld]

this place is so peaceful and… quiet, I feel more relaxed when on this app

Kinda rebranding my account from the last time I was really really active, which was 2014ish to 2015? Wow such a long time!! 1D fan 4 lyfe!! Was that cringe idk my humor sometimes 🤦🏾‍♀️

2015 actually brought a tower to my world as I saw it and turned it upside down and flipped it over as well

But I'm okay now ( after years of healing and struggles ) I like to joke with myself that one direction ruined my life ( love that zara larsson song!! 🫶🏾 ) I was WAY too deep in and unhinged 😩 I was just a teen ( 15 to be exact ) and I was normal, I guess

But anyway, I'm more confident in myself and my self -expression so I'm feeling more talkative and engaged than I was in the past :)

Falling back in love with tumblr ♥️

[syntheticsoda]

More pre-hotel Catherine & JB. some basic info abt them below <3 (a lot of this goes into headcanon territory so hold on to your seats)

They arrived at the hotel from vastly different time periods, yet are somehow able to co-exist at the Gregory House within the same timeframe.

This temporal oddity could be a consequence of the hotel having an absolutely broken and backwards sense of time and place, as evidenced by Clock Master and My Son’s persistent tendency to make note of and account for this shortcoming. Otherwise, their concurrent arrival is a distinctly anomalous occurrence, even for the hotel’s standards.

Typically, whenever multiple people check in to the hotel prior to becoming a permanent resident/guest, their simultaneous inhabitance is a result of either some familial connection or strong bond existing between the individuals prior to entering. These two are seemingly a special case in that regard, possessing no previous affiliations or connections. Total strangers.

Maybe they have more insight to offer each other than meets the eye? Who’s to say. In a place like this, you can really never know what to expect.

All in all, they are a very silly duo and they mean tha world to me…even despite how ridiculous I’m sure this whole concept sounds 🌹Hashtag BFF’s 4 Lyfe

Promise I’ll post something more comprehensive about them in the future, as well as about other guests I’ve written stuff for if it interests people. Okayyy that’s all I’ve got for now BYE

[thehobbyhypothesis]

Day 83 -

Throwing out the idea of backdating posts since I'm starting to realize that a post every day is the least fun part of this project! See: I just skipped two weeks or so of updates despite continuing my hobby every single day. But so here's a summary of everything I've done over the past two weeks or so!

I have become deeply addicted to Stardew Valley. I continue to mostly play my individual file but yesterday got together online with friends to do our little Co-Op game and that was super fun too!! I like coordinating with them about how we'll divide and conquer for the day, and battling monsters in the mines feels 10x easier just by tripling up.

I've given Super Mario Sunshine maybe two or three tries but I am struggling not to get overly frustrated with it :/ controls are hard & I get sad when I die & get sent back. Might try revisiting it another time or two, but I don't think this is gonna be the game for me (at least, not right now)

I've also tried another platformer - this time, on my partner's Steam account on his PC - called Braid, and I LOVE IT. I didn't realize at first, but it's kind of a Mario parody, and it is beautiful, with these lovely painting backgrounds and a truly gorgeous soundtrack. But it's a 2D, side-scrolling, puzzle-based game and I'm really enjoying it. You can control time in it, which makes for interesting (but totally solvable) puzzles, and means that when I die (which I do frequently), it's more fun-frustrating (and sometimes just downright funny) than getting sent back to the start.

MAJOR success found in playing It Takes Two on Switch with a childhood bff (who occasionally reads this despite not using tumblr anymore bc she is loverly). It is. SO MUCH FUN. It's a really well done co-op game, where your characters are working on everything in conjunction with each other and you need the teamwork to make any of it happen. We were on for like two? straight hours and I loved playing with her so muchly. They give like, juuuuuuust the right amount of hints too. And it was super fun to play together, at the end she was like "wow, we're masters of positive game talk" bc it was just a very encouraging & supportive vibe. We love to see it.

My only other update is that this is DEFINITELY a successful hobby addition, 100%, no doubts about it. I played Braid & my two Stardews for I think 6 hours combined yesterday. g4m3r gurl lyfe here I come

[une-sanz-pluis]

Lancastrian chroniclers located Henry V’s motive in his respectful piety toward Richard, his childhood king. ‘And anon,’ says one representative summary, ‘the firste yeer of his regne, for the grete and tendre loue that he hadde to King Richard, he translatid his body from Langley vnto Westmystre, and buried him beside Quene Anne his firste wiff, as his desire was.’” Fifteenth-century chronicles emphasized the extent of Henry’s exertions on Richard’s behalf, and their efficacy as well. One end-of-century chronicle in the British Library argues that Henry V set about deliberately to reverse his father’s offense, and notes the differential result of his endeavor (compared with his father’s less materially and spiritually generous response): And for as moche as his fader had deposid by his labour the good kyng Richard and petyously made hym to die…he had sent to Rome to be assoilled therof for which offence the pope our holy fader enioyned hym to make hym be praide for perpetually and… he shuld do founde iiii tapers to bren perpetuelly a boute his body that for the extinction of his bodyly lyffe his soule may euer be remembred and lyve in hevyn in spirituall lyfe. And also that he shuld euery weke on the day as it comyth aboute of his deth haue a solempne masse of requiem on the eyvn to fore a dirige with ix lessons and a dole to pore peple alwey on that day. … And to euery monke to haue xx shillynges which all these thynges performed this noble kyng, for his fader for Kyng Henry the iiii his fader performed not it duryng his lyfe whome as it is said god touched and was a lepre er he dyed. For all the ‘goodnesse’ this chronicle attributes to Henry V, its account introduces his father’s shriveled body as a cautionary reminder of the necessity for restitution in order for subsequent Lancastrians to enjoy unblighted reigns. Emphasis on benignity and love is, in other words, an oversimplification, both of mourning in its more general aspects, and of particular objectives served by the reburial itself.

Paul Strohm, England’s Empty Throne: Usurpation and the Language of Legitimation, 1399-1422 (Yale University Press, 1998)

(n.b. This excerpt is from a chapter that expands on Strohm's article “The Trouble with Richard: The Reburial of Richard II and Lancastrian Symbolic Strategy” which I've previously posted excerpts from. This excerpt, from Strohm's book, is an expansion of a previously posted excerpt.

Strohm's point about Henry IV's "shriveled body" serving as a "cautionary reminder" is gains significance, as Timothy D. Arner points out, "when we know … that Henry V's face bears a scar" and that although the son's face is disfigured in a different way, it would have been read in context of the Lancastrian usurpation and the disfigurement of the father's face. )

[waitmyturtles]

Can anyone join in on the Old GMMTV challenge? Asking for a friend.

Oh my GAWD, YES!!! I would be so, so thrilled!

The easiest place to find the OGMMTVC list is on my Drama Accountability post, but it’s pasted on a lot of my OGMMTVC posts as well.

If you’re interested in watch-alongs: they are a touch difficult for me because of mom lyfe and my tendency to stay up far too late every night to mini-binge. It generally takes me five days to a week to finish a series. But I’m always happy to coordinate episodes per day, whatever, or I’m always up just to chat as we troll along.

I would love for this list to live on as a guide, as it’s 100% crowdsourced by the experts on this site.

If anyone else does this list, feel free to DM to chat — a few folks already do this, and I LOVE going through the feels with friends!

[alukaforyou]

my accountant was so fcking dumb to ask me if the draft of the return ""looked good"" because sir i dont kno how you got to half of these numbers,,,, i mean i can recognize and verify a few of the figures but MOST OF THEM ARE COMBINED SUMS FROM MY SPREADSHEET SO??? and the terms :) i do not kno these words :) i googled them but it still doesnt make sense :) like bruh just file it if ur confident u did the shit right how am i even supposed to check ur work over wtf h8 lyfe

[vminkookminv]

LISTEN I KNOW FOR A FACT that jk and ng were so drunk and giggly that they didnt even realize that they were kissing until it was too late and i know for a fact it was jk that initiated it and i know for a fact that mg tried stopping jk, telling him "wait jk slow down." and jk leans back, leaving a trail of spit between their lips, his eyes shining in the dim room, the apple of his cheeks flushed pink "i dont want to make your bf angry" says mg and jk lets out a little giggle before leaning back in, whispering right up against mg's lips "he doesnt mind" before he goes back to licking into mg's mouth I KNOW THATS WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS THERE AND I SAW IT HAPPENING thank you so much for your twt drabbles thank you for coming to my ted talk have a wonderful day borahae army bangtan 4 lyfe apobangpo

my face as i read this entire message:

THATS RIGHT HIS BF DOESNT MIND he knows jk likes to kiss boys sometimes and even lick the inside of their mouths. thank you for relaying the truth to me apobangpo 4ever. show me ur writing account

[bunnykaye]

I just realized it’s been a hot minute since I did AoS edits, but more specifically... FitzSimmons edits. 😅 

I’ve been meaning to do the OTP meme for forever, and I know I haven’t really been posting edits (just in general), but I wanted to do this just to ignite my creative giffing juices flowing before Bridgerton S3 arrives sometime later this year (BECAUSE I KNOW THAT WILL TAKE OVER MY LIFE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE LMFAO POLIN IS LYFE). So this is my accountability post for me to actually start planning shit and post the OTP meme for FitzSimmons, LOL 😝

[hashmianasdigicult]

Meta Updates In 2025

Meta Updates In 2025

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In WhatsApp Meta Announces New Option to Add Your WhatsApp to Accounts Center & Introducing New Ways to Chat on WhatsApp .They’re kicking off the new year with new features and design updates that make WhatsApp more fun and easier to use & They’re excited to announce that we’ll be rolling out a new option to add WhatsApp to Accounts Center over the next few months.

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[lyfechoyces]

From Rock Bottom to Prayer: My Daily Spiritual Journey From rock bottom to spiritual awakening! This video documents a personal journey of recovery, exploring the power of daily prayer and self-reflection after a devastating breakup. Find hope and inspiration in this raw and honest account. #SpiritualJourney #Prayer #Recovery #BreakupRecovery #SelfReflection #PersonalGrowth #InspirationalStory #DailyPrayer #SpiritualAwakening #Hope via Lyfe Choyces https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOvTcHk7G7O_yl3GNxLU1qA January 31, 2025 at 07:01AM

[space6hostkurp]

PINNED POST TIME

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If you follow me on here You will probably get followed back by @punkyvamposts bc this is technically a side blog 😭 just a heads up that account is my non art focused main blog

meta is shit, and I’m transitioning to other platforms atm

I am also on Bluesky :3

Anyway, Let’s do an About Me,

Mi’apél Thrax! But you May Call me Kurp!

My Pronouns Are He/Him and I may or may not be one of them transgenders-

I’m also a Gay Man and In a happy Poly relationship with my beautiful two bfs :3

I am also Autistic and ADHD with a pretty bad case of C-PTSD 😔 that’s what my art is for.

(rizzed my bfs up with donovan melero memes)

I am An Afro-Creole Artist from Portland Oregon,

Since I am From Portland you may be able to guess My political leanings, And depending on who you are you either Just fist pumped, or The Joy faded from your eyes as soon as I name Dropped The city of Roses~

Yes I am One of those filthy Commies,

or more accurately I’m a Radical Leftist, a Punk, A socialist and every day I become more radicalized.

So yeah Imma make

it clear if you’re a fascist or fascist sympathizer gtfo off my page.

Some fun things about me

-I like Music and I sing

-I draw Gay shit

-I do dabble in Fandom Occasionally :3

-Stuilly Fag 4 lyfe

-I’m 19 turning 20 in march!

-I’m a little autistic about Hail The Sun

-Mixed, Afro-Creole, White, and Nigerian. I’m actually wayyy more african than I realized…

My art may have dark themes, Some of my biggest inspirations are Postmodernist Stories, Gothic themes, Punk And other alternative subcultures, street fashion.

i’m writing a comic, it’s in Scripting and planning phase right now.

I will probably do an info post about it sometime soon!

Just know my art is a reflection of my personal feelings and experiences which are quite heavy, so Keep that in mind and stay safe.

My favorite artists atm are Too many To count- But I love Hail the Sun and Tyler the creator A Bunch :3

I call myself a punk but if we were being more specific I’m a midwest emo, or simply an emo. But regardless My hard belongs to the pdx punk scene forever!!!

below is some of my art, and a screencap of my bsky acc thank youuu

[tirsden]

Three years and two months into the game... I finally gave in.

This is my main America account. EU C6'd him as soon as they could, partly because I thought as-yet-unpulled C6 Albedo would be using Benny for the third stack on Mistplitter, and partly because I'd never C6'd the Benny-boi before. America's f2p challenge gang doesn't have Benny's C6 earned yet... they may end up in the notif club for lyfe tho. They have a lotttt more physical builds including their main, C6 Zhongli.