#accidental pet names my beloved

[alterego77]

Day 6: Pet names

[rinskazuu]

love me like you do ⋅˚₊‧ 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅

synopsis. ꨄ︎ hsr characters and their voice lines about you as their lover!

characters: ꨄ︎ gn!reader x gepard, sunday (written at the time of 2.5), dr ratio, acheron, black swan, aventurine, jing yuan (separately)

cw: ꨄ︎ established relationship, use of they/them pronouns, use of pet names (beloved, darling, love), implied that reader has the same/relative lifespan as jing yuan, FLUFF :D

notes: ꨄ︎ continuation (more like a spin off) of my genshin lover voice lines lol (it has god awful writing and punctuation. proceed with caution). warning: i accidentally (it really was an accident) turned them into d1 yappers, mb y'all.

GEPARD

about: [name]

“so, you’ve sought me out during my busy schedule to talk about [name]…? i will indulge you just this once, considering they are my lover. what is it that you want to know? ah, before you begin, i must remind you that although you and i are good friends, i won’t tolerate anyone trying to take them from me. otherwise, i will have to resort to methods i wouldn’t normally use.”

chat: family

“you’ve heard of my close relationship with my sisters? yes, i hold them in my heart dearly. the only downside of our relationships is that they tend to nag me about [name] a lot. lynx is always trying to steal them from me under the pretext of help for her next adventure, but i know she loves them almost as much as i do. serval, being the true older sister she is, always scolds me for not taking better care of [name]. i understand her perspective but my schedule is draining, even for me.”

chat: art

“ahem, i would prefer if you didn’t bring up my skills in art, or lack thereof. please, enough with the teasing. you remind me of [name] when they first saw my so-called wanted posters. as i recall, they keeled over, arms clutching their stomach from laughter. i’ve never suffered a bout of embarrassment as bad before. so you’ve seen them too…? please spare me the humiliation.”

chat: flowers

“lynx’s dangerous journeys in the cold can also result in wondrous things, such as the flowers she brings home for serval and i to grow. i admit growing these things are difficult to say the least but i do do my best to raise them until they’re ready to be sent off—to [name] more specifically. i just can’t figure out how to get them to not wither. trailblazer, do you have any experience growing plants?”

chat: duties

“i do rather enjoy my job as the captain of the silvermane guards. i cherish and honor the responsibility, however, the hours are brutal. my constant thoughts all revolve around [name]. thinking about them, but not being able to be in their presence, feeling their touch, or just as simple as seeing them is torture in itself. nonetheless, the citizens of belobog need me—more importantly, [name] needs the protections i offer, and for that, i will pay the price diligently.”

♡

SUNDAY

about: [name]

"most handsome man in penacony? yes, i've heard that before. i'm flattered, but everybody in this universe should know my heart is already taken. you're surprised i have a lover, why is that? as you've said, i am the most handsome on this planet."

chat: jealousy

"jealous? what nonsense has gotten into you? is it that gambler or perhaps his accomplice, the doctor? i should not be surprised they display such impertinence, seeing as that gambler always tests his luck. the doctor should recheck his qualifications and his ego at that. wanting things they could never get. such foolishness i cannot comprehend. are you interested in [name], too? i won't hesitate to oppose you, regardless of our friendship."

chat: power

"the power i hold comes with such responsibility, naturally. i shouldn't be deceitful; i enjoy being in a position of authority. but then again, who doesn't? the only downside is my constant worry for [name] and robin's safety. should a day come where either or both are in harm's way, i will not resist in acting on my power. i have high hopes that the people of penacony should not resort to violence against my beloved nor my dear sister."

chat: dreams

"it shouldn't come as a surprise that the dreamscape is nothing new to me, seeing as i hold the responsibility of the safety and entertainment of many in my hands. oh, did you not mean the dreamscape? hmm... my dreams often carry beautiful memories of my beloved. [name] appears equally as comforting as they do in the realm of reality. all entities and beings cease to exist when i am within their presence."

chat: problems

"is something troubling you? inner demons... yes, i'm rather familiar with them. such a world without personal problems is so close, yet so far out of reach. if it is advice you seek, i suggest maybe confiding in a close friend or better yet a lover. sometimes it feels as if my very being is precarious, within the bounds of falling apart, but all is well when [name] is with me. they soothe my demons, hushing them as if they were never there to begin with. i am subjected to this... forlornly feeling whenever they aren't near."

♡

DR RATIO

about: [name]

"you speak in high regard of my lover i see. as expected; [name] has that effect. one where they attract all kinds of people, that of which unfortunately includes those who are reduced to stupidity. why are you surprised my beloved is someone like me? are you implying i would ever associate myself with an idiot? here i thought you were aware of my character. no matter, i'll let it slide because you are not prone to foolishness. should you make another mistake, i'm afraid i'll have to distance myself..."

chat: intelligence

"what makes a genius versus an idiot, i often find myself pondering. it certainly isn't the knowledge you gain because then again, an idiot cannot comprehend idiocy but can acknowledge the subject of math. it is the unlimited creativity in oneself and their intellectual ability. a prime example of brilliance is none other than my lover, [name]. their originality and innovation is something to admire, truly."

chat: free time

"solving equations with my lover is something i cherish. their tenacious behavior certainly puts up a challenge for me and i would ask for no other way to spend my time. books and bathtubs suffice as well, i suppose."

chat: nuisance

"to think i was enjoying my time when you just had to bring up the gambler. that nefarious man knows no bounds. i was very well aware of the way he was eyeing [name]. as if that man can even make sense of their beautiful being and mind. i've had enough. if you could make your exit, i would be the utmost grateful."

chat: bonds

"i find it rather difficult to... connect with others because there is no shortage of stupid people in this world. if i were to pick, i'd spend the rest of my time with [name] but that's already a given. i suppose you'd make a decent second option. blushing? hmph. be serious, that act is not even in my vocabulary."

♡

ACHERON

about: [name]

"on my journey throughout the cosmos, my encounters with others were never necessarily nuisances. rather, they were precious. but just like all moments in life, they are only a distant past; too far out of reach, too far out of my mind. the same cannot be said about [name]. for every minute i spend with them, i will fight to remember what it is i truly cherish in this world."

chat: memories

"it is true that my memories fade, much like the rain; very visible in the moment, but as days pass it will unite on the ground, vanishing before it is forgotten. however, the importance of rain is akin to my feelings toward my lover. it may one day be a mere bygone, but the feeling will never wane."

weather: rain

"like all little things in life, [name] finds it all fascinating. i cannot share their enthusiasm, but i do share a bit of their contentment when it comes to the weather. as the skies darken, it can form a shroud of fear toward one, yet comfort for another. the little droplets creating rivulets of water on the ground. so insignificant, yet so beautiful, the latter a lot like my lover."

chat: company

"no matter the reason, all travelers in this world are alike, their own purposes driving them to each and every corner of this cosmos. i am glad i do not have to suffer my fate alone, for it is not entirely filled with hardships. [name] is not just my lover, but my companion and it fills me with joy beyond my understanding that they will withstand any storm by my side."

weather: lightning

"a bold and bright strike in the sky, severing it ever so slightly. it is beautiful and brief, yet so powerful. i like to think the fondness i show [name] is much like lightning. i believe actions hold a larger importance than conversation, but for my lover, my words are endless."

♡

BLACK SWAN

about: [name]

"is it without a doubt my most radiant memories are with none other than my love. so, you've met [name]. by your expression, i take it that they are just as dazzling as i'm proposing. would you humbly allow me to capture your memories with them? i can assure you it's all in good's name; after all, i must oblige by my lover's safety. i wish you could see your appearance. i apologize for the scare, it's all meant to be humorous."

chat: memories

"as a memokeeper, it shouldn't be a surprise that i enter many minds. some minds are putrid; the memories i see are only vile acts of selfishness or egocentrism. others are broken, hard to explore and understand. there are minds which contain honorable deeds and acts of heroism, such as yourself. [name], however, their mind is brilliant. i could exhaust you for the rest of time just by simply sharing what i've learned from my lover, but the term brilliant should suffice. hmm? well, of course. i only entered their mind with their authorization."

chat: time well spent

"memories are integrated in my very being. even this body is merely a vessel only to serve my purpose. one day, the inevitable will come and we will all cease to exist. perhaps on the path there i will outlive my lover. in other rare cases, they may live on without me. memories are eternal and we shall all live on in the reminder of what once was."

chat: fate

"do you believe in fate, trailblazer? it is one of, if not the only, inescapable pieces of this world. what is to come is predestined. it is within my comprehension that [name] and i were bound to happen. the lights of destiny shine at me once again."

chat: time

"like the past and present, the future will hold many resplendent tales. i look forward to the stories [name] and i will share. whether it inspires a romantic and grand story or a simple poem, i will continue to dance with them until the stars begin to grow dimmer and dimmer."

♡

AVENTURINE

about: [name]

"my interactions are always based on transactions, but there's more to [name] than what meets the eye. i admit, our relationship started as a one time self-indulgent on my part, but as usual, i only invest in deals that pay off. don't bother trying to steal my darling. i mean, if you wish to do so, you can try, but remember i'm the lucky one here."

chat: luck

"i've never doubted my luck. it's as simple as it sounds—everything requires strategies and planning, even if it boils down to fate and luck, and who am i if i'm not lucky? my most treasured possession is none other than my beloved, of course. no game or bet could satiate my desires as they do."

chat: chips and gambles

"each chip has a different value, as does a person. the highest chip of profit are those who are beneficial. again, everything requires planning, but sometimes i like to revel in making a simple wager. you are easily a valuable chip, hence our cordial relationship. naturally, there are worthless ones and then there are priceless, one-in-a-million ones. my darling effortlessly tops the list."

chat: schemes

"you call it a scheme, i like to call it a master plan. with my bets, chips, my pawns in one place, and fate smiling upon me, it's hard not to win. it's as i say; the best plan is the smartest plan. how else do you think i have my lovely [name] by my side?"

chat: wins and losses

"my greatest loss was one you've heard before. i have no interest in repeating it, but i'm sure you remember what happened to my home planet. as for my wins? i've got plenty. you seem indifferent to hearing them, so i'll give you an easy answer: [name]. my greatest treasure and win is my lover. why are you surprised? high rewards always follow high risks, and they are no exception."

♡

JING YUAN

about: [name]

"the xianzhou species and natives, as you know, have longer life spans. the things we see from our day to day life often begins to blur. rather, more accurately, it begins to mesh with the background. it becomes, dare i say, mundane and dull. however, it amazes me how i still love life with [name] as my lifelong companion. my lover, who's been with me for centuries, makes my days and nights much more livelier."

chat: bonds

"yanqing is my disciple and subordinate. at his young age, he shows many promising features and skills. it is a shame that although he may be an excellent swordsman and lieutenant, his behavior often reminds me that he still a child. what warms my heart is his attachment and endearment to [name]. with my duties, i am often in the seat of divine foresight, so i cannot entertain either of them when i mostly yearn for it. i am filled with glee knowing [name] is there to care for him, and likewise."

chat: a day of work

"it is without a doubt that my work is utterly boring. it is not to say i don't love my home planet, but the work i do on a normal day to day basis is... tedious. early mornings transition into the peak of the day where it then drags into the long, wee hours of the night. thankfully, i have my beloved, [name], to amuse me. sometimes, they'll sneak off in the middle of work just to come see me, which delights me to no end. i'm fortunate to be able to see their lovely face first thing in the morning."

chat: worry

"i, as one of the arbiter-generals, have a lot to worry about regarding the luofu and the planet as a whole. there is chaos to be dispelled, questions to be answered, and a seemingly endless amount of help to be distributed. hmm? you were asking about my personal worries. well, there was a time where i was just a cloud knight, coming home when the sun was long gone with bruises etched into my skin and blood littering my armor. my greatest worry is having to see the fearful look on [name]'s face again, frightened for my safety."

chat: associations

"long gone with the wind were my old comrades and friends. like the sun sets, it's natural for more winds to blow my way. come new adventures, i will pursue new companions. one i will clutch onto for the rest of my days is [name], the most precious of them all. it goes without saying that they are whom i treasure the most, who i seek in my darkest moments, who i confide in my happiest moments with, and who i share my every being with."

end notes: ꨄ︎ i was going to include luocha, but my brain juice ran out. i typically listen to their EN voice lines on youtube (even if i have them) before figuring out what to type to get a better grasp on their canon personality, but uhm luocha was too vague as is. plus, we don't really know much about him (still love him)

[swallowtail-lotus]

Husband!Hades headcanons

Repost

I was desperate for Hades at the time

~~~~~~~~

Fluff-

BEST DAMN HUSBAND!!!💗👏

Even if he's busy with his role as king of the underworld (which is NOT hell), he'll still spend time with you.

He will absolutely help you with anything, just ask.

If it's that time of the month, he will take good care of you. At first it's stressful, but he pushes through to see you happy and satisfied.

His compliments are sometimes hard to fully understand, but he truly means it.

He doesn't usually give you pet names, but he calls you many when he's feeling affectionate. Love, my beloved, my queen and many others.

His kisses are amazing! He'll kiss your forehead, lips, hands, even your face!

When he's stressed, whenever it's from his job or something else, first thing he does is call you over so he can hug you. Look at his arms and tell me you don't want them around you, I dare you.

If you want to play with Cerberus, he'll let you but will keep watch just in case. Cerberus is huge and can accidentally hurt you and he don't want that.

This god is one who puts you above him.

Overall, a husband we don't deserve but need.

NSFW-

Honestly, sex with Hades sounds like a dream come true.

He doesn't want to make you uncomfortable, not does he want to hurt you, so he asks for consent (as any normal person should do)

He's down to try anything as long as it pleases both of you (mostly you)

Hades can be loving during sex, so he'll worship your body, even more if you're feeling insecure about your body.

He doesn't mind being underneath you, but prefers being on top. Seeing your expressions as he thrusts in you is a heavenly sight for him.

If you caress him, he's more than happy to feel your hands on his chest and arms. Just let him return the favour.

And when he returns the favour, he will copy you. If you touched his chest, his hands are groping your breasts. Same will go for any other part you may have felt.

He prefers to do it on the bed, but if he can't, he'll bounce you on his cock as he works.

Sometimes he'll even bend you over and just fuck you right then and there.

With how vocal he can be, it depends. If he's the one taking over, a few grunts and occasionally some quiet moans can be heard. If you're taking the lead, he's a lot more vocal.

Sex with Hades? Sign me the hell up!

[miriaocs]

GET TO KNOW YOUR TWST OCs (and their relationships)

(Or how I make up excuses to blabber about my OC lol. Most of the "who" questions are aimed at the twst cast, but feel free to include other twst OCs as well!)

Name: What does your twst OC's name mean? Why does Rook/Floyd call them [insert nickname]?

Inspiration: Is your twst OC inspired by any villains? Concepts? Anything Disney-related?

Age/Birthday: How old is your twst OC? When is their birthday? Whose birthday (among the cast) is closest to your twst OC's? Does the horoscope lie or do they get along well?

Dorm: Which dorm is your twst OC in? Why? Which qualities they have make them suitable for said dorm? Do they have a roommate and how is their relationship?

Class: Who is your twst OC's classmate(s)? How would you describe their relationship? Did they have different classmates in previous year and did they get along?

Height: How tall is your twst OC? Are they conscious about their height? Are they close to someone with similar leg length?

Hair/Eye color: What are your twst OC's hair and eye colors? Who got the closest/opposite palette to them?

Homeland: Where is your twst OC from? Do they know anyone from the same hometown prior to NRC?

Club: Which club does your twst OC join and why? Is there anything memorable about the club fair day/their first day at the club? Which clubmate is their favorite?

Subject: What is your twst OC's best subject? Worst? Do they study with another whom excels at the same subject? Do they ask anyone for help with the subject they are bad at?

Hobby: What are your twst OC's hobbies? Who among the cast will they possibly ask to join in their pastime?

Pet peeves: What are your twst OC's pet peeves and which one in the cast accidentally (or not) commit the "crimes"? How will your twst OC deal with that person?

Food: What is your twst OC's favorite and least favorite food? Why (optional)? Is there anyone they can share their favorite food? Is there anyone they can count on to take over the food they dislike?

Talent: What is your twst OC's talent(s) and who can properly appreciate that?

Unique Magic/Signature spell: What is your twst OC's UM (if applicable)? What can they do? What is the incantation? Is there any weaknesses/loopholes and who can exploit those?

Quote: Give me something your twst OC will say. Either something they always say or something iconic they said. Something that helps solve the problems or something that is a catalyst to even more issues.

(Ok I'm kinda running out of ideas here) Personality: Give me 3 adjectives to describe your twst OC. Or an essay. Whichever works. Whose personality among the cast is closest to your twst OC and do they get along?

Backstory: Tell me anything about your twst OC's backstory. Their childhood, their parents, their siblings etc. Does their backstory affect how they are as a character now and how they interact with the cast?

Pick only one: Let your twst OC pick only one and explain the reasons: only one favorite from each dorm, only one favorite housewarden/vice housewarden, only one favorite first/second/third year etc.

(For my beloved yume shippers) Partner: Who do you ship your twst OC with? Are they in a relationship? If yes, how did it start/end? If no, why?

[dandyroo]

petting foxian!reader's ears...

includes (in order): aventurine, jing yuan, kafka

warnings: just fluff :3 pre-established relationships, reader is a foxian or has similar features, reader is as gender neutral as possible, reader is only referred to by terms of endearment (no [y/n] or [name]) other notes: i fully intend on doing more of this prompt with other characters (namely, moze, argenti, and possibly boothill... my beloveds)

aventurine

every gambler has some kind of lucky ritual. rubbing a stone, getting a particular drink, scratching their partner's ears... well, alright. maybe aventurine's habit was rather unique, and perhaps entirely unnecessary, but he always insisted on it. before any big gamble--in life, in work, or simply just at the table--he was always sure to seek you out and scratch right behind your ears. and of course, he couldn't just scratch your ears without placing a gentle kiss on your forehead as well. and if he was already kissing your forehead, he should probably get your cheek for good measure. and don't the best things always come in threes? and so of course, a soft kiss would grace your mouth as well. alright, well, maybe it was a little more than just scratching your ears, but he swore up and down that it's what gave him luck. so of course, when your ears playfully flicked away from his touch, he fixed you with the most beautiful pout you'd ever seen. "darling, don't be so cruel." his hand remained paused in the air above your head, as if unsure how to move on without the feel of your fur beneath his fingers. "you expect me to go to the casino without my lucky ritual? do you want me to lose?" you giggled--you hadn't expected your little 'prank' to work so quickly. at your lighthearted laughter, aventurine's face softened into a slight smirk. "surely you're not praying on my downfall, hm? whatever my opponent has offered you, i'll double--no, triple it," he declared. "quadruple? mm... multiply it by ten and add a few thousand, just for my love." alarm bells rang in your head, and your ears perked up. you knew he wasn't entirely joking. "i don't need your money," you started, subconsciously leaning your head towards his waiting palm. "i know, darling." perfectly manicured nails found their way into your fur, scratching softly enough to make your tail twitch behind you. aventurine smiled--not the wide smile when he made deals, not the smirk as he held the winning hand, not the polite smile when he dealt with his supervisors, but a soft, melted one, the one reserved just for you. he paused after he placed the first of the three kisses, letting his hands fall from your ears to your cheeks. "there's no one else i'd rather give it to, though." a gentle swipe of his thumb along your face before he lifted his hands to place the second kiss. you could feel his smile against your cheek, and you chased it as he pulled away, beating him to the third and final kiss. satisfied at last, aventurine sighed as the two of you separated. "finally, enough luck to carry me through tonight," he teased. he lifted your hand to his lips--when had his fingers encircled yours?--and rested his smirk onto the back of your hand, stealing a fourth kiss you were sure would be added to the rotation. "perhaps i'll win enough to pay off that debt i owe you. what was it, twenty times my opponent and then a couple hundred grand?" "aventurine!"

jing yuan

the general of the loufu was not one to hide his affections. it seemed every waking moment brought a new way for him to wrap you in his arms, to hold you prisoner in your shared bed, and to smother you with attention. the one place he never dared rest his hands was the soft patch of fur right behind your ears. in his long life, jing yuan had known many foxians. he had befriended many, made deals with a few, and loved one--you. yet, despite his countless interactions with the foxian race, he was still unbearably nervous whenever his hand accidentally brushed over your hair, or when his eyes lingered too long on the way your ears twitched and moved. he tried to observe, he really did. other foxians seemed to have no qualms letting each other touch their ears--adjusting, scratching, fixing the fur, or otherwise. xianzhou natives, on the other hand, never seemed to touch their foxian friends or partners' ears. while walking on the street one night, you nearly bit off the hand of a drunken man who cooed over the tufts on your ears (to be fair, jing yuan wouldn't have blamed you. even in his position as an officer of the cloud knights, he certainly wouldn't have minded turning away and providing plausible deniability). but while walking with him in the market, you had no problem leaning down to let a curious child touch the soft fur on your head.

perhaps he was overthinking it. surely you wouldn’t fault him for simply asking…

and so, when night fell and the two of you were snuggled up once more, jing yuan dared to break the silence.

“my love?” he said softly into the darkness. he didn’t need to speak loud to cut through the quiet of the room, and he knew you heard him from the twitch of those ears.

you hummed back, encouraging him to swallow and continue. “your… ears. can i touch them…?”

there was a moment of dead silence, and jing yuan’s heart froze in its rhythm. it only started again when you laughed gently, clearly taken aback by his question.

“is that why you’ve been staring at them so much lately?” your teasing lilt brought a rush of red to his cheeks, and he found himself wanting to hide beneath a pillow. “of course you can. just be gentle,” you replied, laughter still in your tone.

hesitantly, slowly, he reached out his hand, resting it behind your ears with an air of uncertainty. hoping in his heart that he didn’t seem like a fool, jing yuan scratched gently, as though petting a cat. your tail twitched against him as you hummed, and a rush of confidence (and relief) soared through the general.

it seemed he had found a new way to constantly assure you of his adoration.

kafka

it wasn't odd to enter your shared room and see kafka hard at work, seated at her desk with a mountain of papers beside her. still, you paused in the doorway, but kafka heard your entrance and turned to face you with a soft smile. "baby," she called, and that was all you needed to hear for you to cross the room and take a seat in her waiting lap. kafka was a busy woman, but she never let her work as a stellaron hunter get in the way of casual intimacy with her partner. often, while reviewing scripts or drawing up plans, she simply called for you to spend some time close together. it was a familiar routine; you settled into your seat, letting your arms rest on her shoulders, and she would hold you close, idly scratching your ears as she worked on whatever it was she needed to get done. "won't you help me wind down, sweetheart?" she cooed. as much as she enjoyed petting your fur, she always made sure to ask. of course, you never minded. it soothed you as much as it did her. you nodded, though you couldn't help but ask--"what is it about my ears that you like so much?" kafka chuckled, pulling you close. "it's relaxing. like... petting a cat. a cat that i absolutely adore." right on cue, her hand drifted up, perfectly manicured nails finding their way into your hair, settling down to the patch right behind your ears. you'd helped her pick out the cherry color that carded through your fur as you sat contently on her lap. after a moment of comfortable silence, you spoke. "another script?" you prompted quietly. kafka simply hummed in response, her eyes finally flicking from the paper in front of her to your face. she smiled softly as your gazes met, and her hands stilled for half a moment before resuming her soft petting. "i won't be gone too long," she assured you gently. "i'll be back before you know it." there was a rustle of paper as she set the script down, and her now free hand gently cradled your face. "i don't know how i'm going to properly relax without my sweet darling on my lap, but i suppose i'll have to make do," she mused with a subtle smirk. you rolled your eyes, but let your head rest in her hand. "you've done it before, you'll live," you reminded her. "in the meantime..." kafka's hand left your cheek to settle in your hair. "won't you indulge me for a moment longer?" as if you'd ever say no.

[glitterjay]

— loser boyfriend

⭒ sub!jake, afab!reader, needy jake, pet names (puppy, good boy, etc.) masturbation (m.) suggestive content under cut, mdni!

⭒ c's note: im in my heavy jake feels so enjoy this! | mlist @hollyoongs this one's for you, beloved <3

jake was always confident. his ego was through the roof with that cocky grin of his always lingering on his face. his flirty personality only added to his way of being, and to say he was an incredible dom in bed was a low title for him.

but there where time where you didn't notice. times of vulnerability that he had to deal on his own. and they were starting to happen quite often. like that one time, you accidentally brushed your arm against the outline of his dick when you tried reaching for the remote. or when your legs touched his under the table while you guys hung out with his friends.

there was no way in hell he'd let you or anyone know of this state. absolutely not. so there he was, stuck in his apartment's bathroom, massaging the massive bulge growing under his sweats. the cause of it? you had called him puppy because you saw people pulling that prank on their partners on tiktok.

"jakey?"

you called from behind the door. he practically ran when you realized his cheeks went red as a tomato at your words. to say you were worried was an understatement. it was more of amusement. you didn't know such a thing could ride him up so fast.

"puppy, are you okay?" you called again.

jake, on the other hand, was biting his lower lip as hard as he could. the taste of blood was starting to fill his taste buds. but he didn't care. he was fighting every single sound that was threatening to come out of his mouth. he took a deep breath, and stopped his movements for a second.

"i'm- i'm fine."

his voice had betrayed him, just as you expected. you leaned in closer to the door, using your aoftest voice to talk to him. "are you sure you don't want me to help, baby?"

jayun was going crazy at this point. his throat was starting to hurt from holding in the nasiest and highest moans ever. his cock was now freed from his sweatpants, proudly standing and being bumped by his fist. there was nothing wrong with a little change, right?

"it's a special occasion," he mumbled. "yeah, a special day."

"darling?" he called. to which you answered knocking on the door.

"you can help me. but it'll have to stay like this. you on that side, and me in here, mkay?"

you knew he didnt want you to see him like this, and you knew he didnt want to lose his fuck boy facade. it was a shame you wouldn't be able to see his fucked out expression, or how his beautiful adams apple would be more noticeable with his head thrown back, but you agreed nonetheless.

"im here," you reassured

"fuck baby, keep talking"

his voice was clearly breaking, and he was panting a lot. your panties were starting to feel wet, but you could deal with that later. or maybe the dom rough jake you knew could take over then.

"is your fist enough, pretty?" you asked. the pet names had jake seeing little stars all over the bathroom. he moaned in response. he didn't care anymore. he was loud.

you grinned at how vocal he was, catching onto how much he liked the nicknames. "is my baby close? cum for me like a good boy."

the sweetness of your voice, plus the million emotions going through his head, had him cumming hard. the white ropes shot out like a hose as he leaned back into the door, moaning loudly. it was almost as if he was crying. soft whimpers kept leaving his pretty mouth. he could get used to days like this.

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[saeun]

the cat accident or incident ? gojo satoru.

sum. what happens when you mindlessly pick up things without reading when shopping // short drabble, satoru turns ur cat into a minion ( ref image at the end )

"would you love me if i was a worm?"

"no."

"what about if i was a dinosaur?"

"you'd be dead."

"okay, what if i was a skunk?"

"satoru, what do you want?"

he fakes a laugh, scratching the back of his neck. "whatever do you mean, my dear?"

you sighed, reverting your attention from your laptop to him. in this house, online shopping is near impossible when satoru's around. it's painfully obvious he's up to something mischievous — or, he will be up to something.

a long stare in silence doesn't take long to break him. plopping himself on the bed, he raises both hands in a defensive gesture before speaking, "okay, don't get mad at me but i think i accidentally dyed our cat purple."

"you WHAT?!" you sit up, shoving your laptop off your thighs. out of everything he could've done, accidentally dying the cat purple was not in your list. you give satoru a simple task and trust he will find a way to make it difficult.

he waves his hands side-to-side, standing up to justify himself, "i didn't mean to i swear—" he cuts himself off, taking your hand to lead you to his disaster. "actually, just come see for yourself."

entering the bathroom, a shocked gasp escapes you. the scene is just chaotic: a bathtub coloured purple, a cat that's busy with his tail, discarded gloves, and a bottle of purple shampoo. you tiptoe around the wet floor, bending over to carefully retrieve your beloved cat from the disaster.

"babyyy, look what you did! he's purple now!" you complained, giving gojo a 360 view of the cat.

"oh my god, it's almost as if i didn't know that," he replies sarcastically, forcefully grabbing the damned bottle that started everything. this marks the beginning of him explaining the previous matter.

"i bought this a while ago thinking it was one of those colour correction shampoos, right? lo and fucking behold it turned the thing purple," he wiggles the shampoo in his hand, screwing his face at it.

you're not looking at him, too busy pouting at your now-purple cat, "hey, he's not 'the thing', his name is toots!"

"babe, that's not any better."

"yeah, yeah. unpurple my cat before tomorrow, satoru," you changed your voice's tone, replicating one that warns him of what's to come if he doesn't restore your toots back to his colour.

gojo does nothing but rolls his eyes, squinting at the cat. he's not even worried about it, he thinks, observing the way toots calmly enjoys being in your arms. the privilege he has is tremendous. he's all purple staining your clothes but had gojo been the one he would've been sent to the next year.

"stupid cat."

"did you say something, satoru?"

"yeah, i said i'll book an appointment at the pet's shop thing."

"'kay," you gave him a quick smile before it turned into a pout again. the sight of your toots saddens you. he now looks like the purple, crazy minions.

the purple minion:

[tinydefector]

If you're still taking requests, I would love to hear any and all headcanons for Minimus with his human please? Sfw, nsfw whatever you wanna write. I love him so much, and there's not enough about him.

Minimus HC's SFW and NSFW

I'm still sick AF but did some of this. I probably won't be working on fics yet, but I decided to work on this over the past two days. Had alot of fun doing this so I hope you like it!.

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SFW

-Minimus is an extremely gentle and careful lover. As Magnus he's so large that he would worry constantly about accidentally hurting his smaller partner. Lots of delicate handling and making sure not to apply too much pressure in any way when interacting with them.

- Protective to a fault. If anyone so much as tries to hurt his lover most times it's Rodimus with his silly stunts and he gets the full Magnus glare. But he's also conscious of seeming intimidating and tries to moderate it for his lover's sake, and tries not to show how much he worries. 

- Self-conscious about his true size, but finds it much nicer with a human lover outside of the Magnus armour, he's able to hold his lover's hands, walk about the same pace as them and actually cuddle them properly. 

 - Excellent communicator. Wants to make sure his partner is fully comfortable, cared for. Checks in frequently about plans to make sure everything is alright and tries to make sure his lover gives input so they can make it a decent outing.  

- Loves human affections like kissing. Finding the tender gestures sweet and rewarding in a way that is just so different from Helm holds.

- Cuddling. As Ultra Magnus his size makes intimacy tricky, but Minimus would love nothing more than curling up in a quiet corner with his lover in his lap, holding them gently as they read or chat. Very cuddly when in private. Loves holding his partner close against his plating. He adores how warm their skin is compared to his servo. 

- Loves learning about human culture. He finds Earth fascinating and enjoys it when his lover teaches him new things about music, movies, history, popular culture etc. He's always asking questions.

- adores physical affection. As a minibot he doesn't get many opportunities for hugs and cuddles. He loves holding his lover close and pressing his faceplate against theirs, kisses, or having them sit in his lap while he nuzzles them. 

-a small collection of pet names he has for his lover: 

"My shining solace"

" pesky pest" 

"My scraplet"

"My spark" 

"My shining star"

"Dear spark"

"Core of my world" 

"Light of my world" 

"Beloved" 

His favourite date ideas depending on if you're on cybertron, Earth, or the Lost light:

- A trip to the civic archives or museum, where he could provide fascinating historical context as they learn about their city/planet's cultural heritage, this one works for both cybertron and Earth, it gives him the chance to share his history with his lover and to also learn the history of earth. Not the most flashy date but it is a very educational One. 

- Stargazing at a remote locale away from light pollution or from the Observation deck of the ship. where he could point out constellations and share astronomical knowledge. It turns into making shapes from the stars. 

- Cooking/baking class, allowing him to be creative while learning new skills, but so he can make human foods for his lover. He wants to be able to make beautiful meals, desserts even if he himself can't eat human foods. 

- A romantic picnic in the botanical/ Crystal gardens, where they can both just lay there and admire the plant life, pointing out plants they like.  

-but most of all he loves quiet nights with you in his quarters just enjoying each other's company, from watching holos, working or just laying beside each other.   

NSFW: 

KINKS & FETISHES

Kink Soft Fabrics: 

bondage : he loves being able to tie you up with ribbons or silk, he's not much for rope or anything that could hurt you but he loves wrapping you up in fine fabrics, watching the way it pulls your skin, but most of all his favourite part is unwrapping it, pulling you closer as he kisses you. 

Blindfolks: blinds folds also fit into the soft fabric Kink he has, he loves watching your face even with your eyes out of the picture. Watching the way you shutter and whine as he lightly brushes his digits across your skin, or the way he sinks into you before leaning into your ear. He loves the idea of having trust in him.  

Underwear: he loves, Loves seeing you in different sets of Underwear, it doesn't matter if they are frilly, lace little things or even boxers, this mech loves the way they morph to your skin, he loves running his servos over the soft fabric lightly pulling it and letting it snapback, enjoying the way you yelp or Squeal before you try to playfully slap him. 

Uniforms: we all know this Mech has a thing for uniforms and the moment he gets you in your uniform he's admiring. Gently touching and praising the way it fits your form, he also loves slowly undressing you, taking his time to drink in every little detail ask your lain bare Before his optics. 

Body kinks and fetishes: 

Breath play: there is something so fascinating to him about humans breathing, he loves watching the vapour clouds. While holding you close, watching each shaky breath you take as he thrust into you, loving the way it turns to moisture on his plating. But he also loves just laying beside you, admiring the way your body moves with each deep breath you take while you sleep. 

Hair fetish: this Mech has a thing for anything alien when it comes to his lover and Hair is one of them, he loves the way it feels in his servos, loves how it looks just normally, he tries not to pull it out of fear of it getting caught in the joins Of his digits. But he also adores how it looks spread out as a hallo When you're under him. 

Hand fetish: he has a thing for Your hands, loves the way they trace across his plating, they are so soft and warm and he loves just pressing his face into the palm of your hand, kissing your wrist and pinning them above your head as your legs are wrapped around his hips and he takes you.  

Others:

Interrogation Play: it's not one he partakes in a lot but he will if you are the one to bring it up first, it becomes very much a game of who's willing to break first, but other times it turns into desk sex where at the end of it he's kissing every inch of skin he can.  

Mirror play: mirrors just bring such a beautiful touch to interfacing for Minimus,  he loves being able to make you watch how your body reacts to him, he himself loves being able to stare into the mirror and watch the way your eyes never leave his, he loves pairing mirror play with ribbon/ bondage. 

Xenophilia: this mech despite how much he would try to deny it is very much a Xenophile due to humans and a few other humanoid species, but you took the cake by making him fall head over pede for you. The amount of study and work he put into trying to figure out if he could court you, interface. He spends a lot of time and he doesn't think he'd ever want a Cybertronian lover after you. 

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[buddierecs]

sharing clothes buddie fics

all of these are general audience, teen and up or not rated (no smut) make sure to kudos/comment on these amazing works :)

and i just want to wrap you up, want to kiss your lips by: bucksbuddies "five times buck steals eddie’s clothes and one time eddie gives them to him." word count: 9.8k important tags: 5+1 things, soft!buddie, getting together, sharing a bed, hurt/comfort in the arms of the ocean by: allyasavedtheday "after the tsunami, eddie takes buck home." word count: 6.8k important tags: hurt/comfort, sharing a bed, love confessions, cuddling the definition of love and all things ineffable by: elvensorceress "in which buck processes his breakup, learns his place in his family, has a huge crisis of sexuality, and finds the truth about love beating in his own heart." word count: 29k important tags: friends to lovers, mutual pining, idiots in love, sexuality crisis, love confessions, family feels firefighter diaz by: sourwolfseblaine "5 times buck wears something with 'DIAZ', making eddie go absolutely crazy." word count: 3.3k important tags: married!buddie, soft!buddie, possessive!eddie diaz, domestic fluff put my heart inside your palms by: markofalover "how an accidental pet name, a thoughtful dinner, and a shared shirt makes them get their shit together." word count: 3k important tags: mutual pining, idiots in love, pet names, love confessions, getting together the love within these threads by: warpedpuppeteer "the case of the missing hoodie and the subsequent capture of the hoodie thief eddie diaz." word count: 2.7k important tags: family feels, established relationship, fluff god only knows where this could go by: sam_writes_fics "buddie + clothes sharing" word count: 7k important tags: fluff, idiots in love, mutual pining, possessive behaviour you can feel it on the way home (you are in love) by: made_ofmemories "buck's apartment is destroyed when an earthquake shakes LA, luckily there's always a space for him in the diaz household." word count: 23k important tags: roommates, getting together, sharing a bed, fluff, moving in together, didn't know they were dating i built a home (for you, for me) by: made_ofmemories "eddie shows up to work wearing one of buck's shirts. assumptions are made and revelations are had." word count: 6.1k important tags: getting together, didn't know they were dating, idiots in love, fluff e. diaz: hoodie thief by: spaceflower eddie diaz is a hoodie thief and he has no shame about it. word count: 3.5k important tags: getting together, fluff, team as family, soft!buddie, first kiss clothes thief eddie my beloved (series) by: renecdote "the one where eddie is a clothes thief and buck kind of loves that about him." word count: 16k important tags: stealing clothes is a love language, clothes as comfort items, fluff a discovery of boxer briefs by: princessfbi "he had to be dreaming, right? or maybe just in heaven and painfully aware of the warm fluttery feelings in his chest that were making him dizzy. because there, in eddie’s kitchen, was buck in a pair of socks with one pooling down his ankle like the elastic had been overstretched, an oversized hoodie, and a pair of grey briefs and it shouldn’t be the thing that made eddie’s head spin but it was." word count: 3.6k important tags: fluff, lazy mornings, morning cuddles, 6x10 speculation fic, hurt/comfort stay (always) by: galaxyninjer "buck takes the morning off to attend a doctor's appointment with maddie. when he gets back to station earlier than scheduled, he learns that eddie had a rough call that morning and goes to comfort him" word count: 1.7k important tags: pre-relationship, emotional hurt/comfort, sharing a bed, cuddling, fluff, pet names, team as family and it smells like me; you can't get rid of it by: browney3dgirl6 "five times buck leaves his clothes at eddie's, and the one time they're right where they belong" word count: 6.4k important tags: 5+1 things, werewolves, scenting, getting together, idiots in love, soft!buddie

[redhood414]

okay so I have a idea for a Damian Wayne x reader if you are up for it (don’t worry it’s tooth rotting fluff)

say Damian is introducing yn to all of his pets and accidentally mentions Goliath his giant dragon bat pet and after hearing he has one more pet they have never met they beg him to introduce them to Goliath and he hesitantly does worrying they will freak out but instead fall’s absolutely in love with goliath and even cuddles him treating him like a puppy making Damian fall more in love with yn

or

maybe like a one shot or something where Damian and yn are trying to introduce their pets to each like Titus and yns pet meeting for the first time since their relationship is becoming more serious but the thing is yns dog is like my pet poodle, dottie, that is more calm, quiet, sweet, and gives everyone a warm and welcoming energy when meeting her, and thinks Titus is scary but then Titus does something sweet like giving yns dog a bone, a Ty of his he likes, or even saving them surprising Damian from the sweet gesture since Titus isn’t usually friendly to other dogs and yn loves Titus even more now and it ends with both dogs becoming friends and yn and Damian more in love then ever

I love this idea so much! Thanks for sharing your idea with me!

Warnings: non. Just fluff and Damian being a cutie.

Pets and love.

You and Damian have been dating for a while now. He's changed over the years as well, became a big softie towards you and very protective. Damian was the kind of lover who was only soft for you, like come on, you're not going to expect him to be soft for other people? People. Not pets. For pets he's always soft, but somehow you haven't had the chance to meet his pets.

Damian was laying with you in his bed while your head was on his chest, listening peacefully to his heartbeat while one off his hands were going through your hair and the other was on your waist. Suddenly you noticed a picture, two dogs were on it. "Hey babe?" You asked, turning your head to look up at him. Damian looked down on you and raised an eyebrow. "Yes, beloved? What is it?" He asked, not stopping with stroking your hair. "You never told me you had pets." You said, going to sit up and pointing at the picture on his desk with the dogs. "Oh, haven't I? My apologies, beloved." He sits up as well, hugging you from behind. "On the picture, those are Ace and Titus." You smiled excitedly. "Can I meet them?? Pretty, please?" You looked at him with your oh so beautiful eyes he can't say no to. He can say no to a lot off things and he's normally easy to say no to someone or something but to those eyes? No way.

So here you two were, now downstairs. "Alfred, where are Titus and Ace?" Damian asked Alfred. Alfred looked in surprise at you. "Ah, miss y/n. I didn't know you were over to visit." He smiled politely and gave a nod. You smiled back. "Damian invited me since he knows I'm in holiday for a while. To spend some quality time with him." In the corner of your eyes you could see Damian getting a pit pinky on his cheeks and you couldn't help but chuckle, kissing his cheeks. Damian cleared his throat and focused on Alfred. "So, as I was asking, do you know where they are?" "I believe master Dick and master Tim are outside, playing with them. Master Dick forced master Tim to take a break so he took Ace and Titus as an excuse." Alfred said, nodding to outside. You grinned when you heard his brothers' names. Dick and Tim were great guys. Before Damian could say anything you grabbed his hand and dragged him. "Come on!!"

When arrived outside, you could see two dogs chasing a ball and a stick. Dick encouraged one off the dogs. "Come on Ace, go fetch!!" Damian and you joined them. Tim looked at you and smiled. "Y/n, good to see you again. How are you?" Dick looked over as well with surprise and then hugged you and gave a teasing smirk at Damian who rolled his eyes. "I'm good!" You said with a smile. "Soo what's up?" Dick asked, looking at Damian. "Y/n wanted to meet my pets." At hearing Damian's name Ace rushed towards him, jumping up on Damian to give him a big lick on his cheek. Your heart melted at the sight. Damian may not be fond of people, but animals? He's the softest. Titus came also, greeting Damian as well. When they saw you, they started sniffing you and licking your hand, Titus jumped up first to try and lick your face. Damian frowned. "Titus, down." You shook your head. "It's fine!" You laughed, petting them both. "By the way, Alfred knocked something off you over today, you should really watch him." Tim said to Damian. You raised an eyebrow in confusion, the butler, knocking something over?? Dick saw your confused expression and laughed. "He means Alfred the cat." "You have a cat??" Your eyes sparkled as you looked at Damian. "Yes, I do. He's probably with the Bat-cow." Your eyes sparkled. And a cow too?! Does he have every animal alive??

In the stable when you saw the cat and the cow you couldn't keep your hands off them both. The cat purred against your leg and the cow nudged it's head against your hand to per her. "Were those all your pets, baby?" You ask Damian ask you continue patting the two animals. Damian shook his head and started too say something. "No, I have Goli-...no that's all I mean.." He cleared his throat. You can't know he has a pet dragon. It'll scare you away and of all the things in his life, you're the one thing he can't loose. "Goli...?" You encourage. Having heard a half name. But not fully yet. Damian was hesitating to tell you. "So, beloved, if I tell you this, you can't tell anyone or be scared okay?" You nod, frowning as you listen to him. "His name is Goliath. He's my dragon." Your eyes widen and you stare in surprise at him. "Your...what now?" You weren't screaming so that was good. "Yes...uh..it's a long story on how I met him. I can show you a picture though. Of him" you nod your head with excitement and lean over his shoulder to look with him at his phone. "Aw he's so cute!!" Damian tried to surpress a grin when you said that, but failed. He gave you a kiss on your cheek. Did he tell you already he loved you? Oh yes probably, why not say it anyways?

"I love you more then anything, beloved."

[derangederensimp]

Jujutsu Kaisen Kinktober

1. Love bites & Overstimulation with Satoru Gojo x Fem reader

CW: Biting, overstimulation, pet names, Oral, Hand jobs, Biting, Overstimulation, Cum eating, Sadism etc

Satoru was not an overly sensitive man, that is if we're talking about emotions and not his body.

You found out your boyfriend was overly sensitive when you accidentally touched his nipples and he moaned in a way that you've never heard before. You made sure to not touch them again the rest of the interaction. Letting your boyfriend take control for the night as you fantasized in your mind his whines.

The next time he came over for the weekend you were already planning on how this night would turn out. After stripping off both of your clothes and then pushing Satoru to the bed, mounting him with a smirk on your face. “You gonna dominate me sweetheart?” he said cockly. Biting his neck softly pulled out a grunt from Satoru. “Come on baby, I know you can bite me harder than that” He said, slapping your ass and bucking his hips into you to get a rise out of you.

Getting up from his neck you slid your hands down his chest to his nipples. Flicking them with your finger a moan erupted from below, It was more of a whine than his regular moan and when you looked at him his face was bright red. Leaning your head closer to him “Tttttoru” you purred in his ear “Was that you?” Your eyes were hooded, staring at him with a smirk on your lips, he gulped as he stared up at you. “I asked if that was you Toru” You pushed your breasts up against him, your nipples bumping into him. Trying to hold back another moan you felt his cock twitch beneath you. “Y-YES. Baby P-please don’t do that again I’m gonna cum and you haven’t even stuck it in yet” Satoru let out a whiny breath trying to keep his composure.

“But why should I stop Satoru, you liked. Moaning like that..” You moved your hips some so his cock slid between your lips. “I-I want you to feel good too, I’ll cum too quickly if you touch my nipples like that.” He cried out as you moved his nipples between your fingers.

“Don’t worry about that baby, I’m already feeling good.” You slid your body down some so your mouth could reach his nipple. Licking around it as you grabbed his cock with your hand stroking it at the pace you were flicking his nipple with your tongue. Taking glances up at Satoru, his mouth hung open as his eyes were widely staring down at you. His throat quivered as began pinching his other nipple at the same time. His whines grew more and more high pitch with every lick, pinch and stroke of his cock. You could feel the tip of his cock leaking pre cum.

Letting go of his nipple with a pop sound you bit around his chest leaving behind slight teeth marks. “F-fuck y/n P-please more.” He pleaded, the stimulation taking him over the edge. You began stroking him faster just to hear more of his whines. Your face felt so hot from the excitement of making your boyfriend cry out like this. Flicking his nipple between your fingers and circling the other with your tongue before biting it softly. His toes began to curl as he threw his head back “y/n, I-i’m ganna cum” Arching his back as you stroked him fasted and pinched his nipples harder “Then Cum” you moaned.

Lifting your body up more from him you watched his cum spurt across his chest as he let out the loudest moan you've ever heard from your beloved. His chest went up and down quickly as he tried to catch his breath. Letting go of his cock and climbing off of him you knelt your head to his crotch, licking the tip clean and licking up his stomach to his chest to get him clean. “Baby please I just came” He whined. “We don’t want this to go to waste” you looked up at him, his face still bright red. “Was that good Toru?” you asked, seeing his cock twitch to life again.

“More than good, it was heaven” he said, looking down at you between his legs. “Good, I want more” you said looking at him as you rolled your tongue around the tip and down to the base. Taking his cock into your mouth as much as you could and wrapping your hand around the rest. You bobbed your head up and down as your other hand reached up to his perked up nipple, twisting it between your index and thumb. A loud moan came from Satoru, his eyes began to water as his chest heaved. Satoru grabbed your hair, tugging it and pushing your head down further. He was becoming overstimulated the more you played with his nipple and the faster you sucked on his cock. Your lips curved with his cock in your mouth excited by the look on his teary face.

“y/-y/n take your mouth off I’m going to -” He couldn't finish his last word before you pinched his nipple harder and deepthroated his cock making him cum down your throat. You coughed slightly but swallowed it down before raising your head and wiping your lips.

“You are a Sadist y/n”

Kissing his cheek before cuddling up next to him “You moans made me do it”

His arms wrapped around you before kissing your forehead “You made me feel so good, but you didn’t get to cum” Satoru pouted.

Reaching his hand between your legs, you were soaked.

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I like my men moaning and crying

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[trashland-llamas]

Rude Awakening

x GN! Reader

‘What am I gonna do with you, Dick Grayson?’ Reader questions to the sleeping man. He had fallen straight asleep on the couch after patrol. Only halfway out of his gear, spandex pants still on. The top part of his vigilante outfit accompanied his escrima sticks on the floor. Head tilted to the side on a pillow, mouth parted open as he snored. Sunlight straying in from the open curtains upon his chest as Haley was cuddled in his arms.

Hayley who was now barking up a storm in response to Reader’s original question. Having jumped up to greet them. ‘Hi, comet,’ crouching down to pet her. Just in time to avoid the batarang thrown in their direction as Dick’s sleep addled brain assumed them to be an intruder. Realizing his mistake as Haley wasn’t growling. ‘Now I know Bruce taught you better manners than that, Richard John Grayson.’

‘Ugh, it’s too early in the morning for you to be using my full government name,’ Dick croaks as he sits up. Running a hand down his face. ‘It’s 1:15pm, Dick,’ Reader deadpans, welcoming the view that is the broad expanse of his back as they stood back up. Watching as Haley sprinted back to her beloved owner. ‘And you’re staring,’ he doesn’t even turn around. Simply able to feel their eyes on him.

‘And you’re the one who gave me a key to your apartment. Now go wash up and put your gear away,’ Reader instructs. Not giving Dick a chance to respond as they start pilfering through his cabinets. Looking for anything substantial that they could make. Dick gives them a glance over before doing as told. Gathering his gear and putting it in the spare laundry bag. Down to his underwear as he adds the spandex pants to it.

Haley joins Reader in the kitchen, hoping they'll accidentally drop some food. 'Ask your dad once he's out of the shower,' they say in a faux scolding tone. Not able to find much outside of ramen and a few frozen meals. 'Actually hold onto that thought. Your dad apparently needs to go to the grocery store soon,' they said to the dog before quickly running over to their apartment. Grabbing the carton of eggs, bacon, and butter from their fridge before returning.

'Wasn't gone too long, now was I, Hay-bale?' scratching behind her ears. Setting the items down, Reader washes their hands before grabbing a pan. The butter was used to grease the pan with two eggs being carefully cracked into it. Deciding to go with scrambled as that was the only way they knew how to cook eggs outside of boiled. Haley right behind their legs. Dishing it out onto two plates once cooked.

Dick walked back out into the main space when Reader was halfway through cooking the bacon. Clad in a pair of sweatpants and t-shirt. 'Hey, don't feed her that,' Dick scolded as he caught them sneaking Haley a piece of bacon. 'That's why she's been begging for food lately. Also thought you said it was the afternoon.' Leaning against the door frame with his hip, staying out of their way. 'You act like brunch isn't a thing.'

'Oh, sorry, brunch,' Dick sarcastically corrected himself. 'Wait, where did you get eggs?' Suddenly remembering that he was low on food. 'Or bacon, for that matter?' His brows furrowed in confusion. 'Ran over to my place. And no, you don't have to pay me back. So don't even start with that, I can already see the gears in your head turning,'

Reader gives him a pointed glare before turning back to the cooking bacon. Doing their best to avoid the popping grease bubbles. Dick held his hands up in mock surrender as he was 100% going to find a way to pay them back.

'Okay, bon apple titty,' Reader purposefully goes out of their way to incorrectly say the phrase 'bon appétit.'

[niccichi]

mk1 kuaiden ship headcanons!! ⚡🔥 i'll add (kinda long) explanations for each part under the cut if you want to read them <3

Big Spoon/Little Spoon - Kuai Liang is a huge cuddler and very touch-starved (more than he realizes) so he likes to cling to Raiden when they sleep. Some nights they switch though, especially when Kuai Liang is stressed and Raiden comforts him by holding him in his arms and planting kisses on his big ol forehead.

Lends Clothes/Borrows Clothes - I think Raiden would feel a little nervous wearing Kuai Liang's clothes because most of Kuai's clothes are well...uniforms. That, and he doesn't want to accidentally mess them up somehow. Kuai loves wearing Raiden's clothes though, it's comforting for him, so sometimes he'll walk around with Raiden's blue shirt from his farmer outfit draped around his shoulders.

Pet Names - Oh Raiden would love pet names, he so sappy and a hopeless romantic. He especially loves calling Kuai 'my love,' 'dear,' or 'my heart' and it makes Kuai melt every time. Kuai doesn't use them very often, but he sometimes calls Raiden 'beloved.'

Introverted - Their social batteries get drained so fast, especially Kuai Liang. He prefers having quiet time to do things for himself, especially since having those moments is so rare, both when he was in the Lin Kuei and as Shirai Ryu. He was put in the spotlight a lot as the grandmaster's son and now being a grandmaster himself. It's similar for Raiden as Earthrealm's champion, but he goes out of his way to talk to people especially when he's curious about something.

Words/Actions - Raiden is very straightforward with his affection, he loves showering Kuai Liang with praise and compliments, saying how much he loves him. He especially loves how Kuai Liang's cheeks turn pink every single time. Kuai Liang isn't as poetic, but he'll leave small trinkets he thinks Raiden would like, offer to run a bath for Raiden after a training session, and massage Raiden's shoulders when he's stressed and he'll kiss Raiden's nose, cheek or lips every time.

Confesses First/Waits - Raiden tries so hard to confess but the poor guy just has no idea how to do it the 'right way.' He overthinks it way too much and just wants to do it in a way that he believes that Kuai Liang deserves. So he sits on his confession for a long time. Kuai isn't dense though and he can see that Raiden's trying, so he eventually confesses. Only after a while though, he thinks it's cute seeing how hard Raiden's trying.

Bugs - Raiden's afraid of spiders, he's embarrassed about it, but he will run to wherever Kuai is and ask him to get rid of it. Kuai Liang absolutely loves bugs though, so he would try to set them free if he can.

Driving - Raiden drove a small cart in Fengjian once. Never again. Kuai's never touched a vehicle in his life.

Cooking - Raiden learned how to cook from Madam Bo, and he'd help out with cooking at home with his family. Kuai Liang never really had to learn how to cook when he was in the Lin Kuei since they had cooks, so when he started the Shirai Ryu he tried to learn. He's not great, but he has the spirit.

PDA - They're ok with small gestures like hand holding or small kisses on the cheek, but they avoid anything bigger than that when in public. They prefer intimacy when it's private, where it's just the two of them and they're able to do whatever they want for the other without worrying about what someone else thinks.

Overprotective/Chill - Both are always worried about the other's safety, but Raiden's more anxious about it. Kuai Liang is in danger more often than he is with the Lin Kuei hunting him down, on top of threats from Outworld and going on missions to protect Earthrealm.

Relationship Experience - Both have experience, I like to think Raiden had one or two relationships before but they never got as deep as his relationship with Kuai. And Kuai's canonically been in relationships before.

Horny Level - Remember what I said about Kuai Liang being very touch-starved and cuddly? Yeah. And Raiden has it just as bad, he just tries to act like he doesn't because he gets embarrassed about it. But he'll cave in so fast if Kuai does anything even remotely flirty.

Awkwardness Level - Raiden just doesn't know what to say sometimes and the thing he's trying to say comes out so clumsily sometimes. He's trying </3

Jealousy Level - Most people are surprised that Raiden can get jealous pretty easily, but it's mostly because the poor guy has some self-esteem issues, thinking he's not enough to be Earthrealm's champion and doubting his skills. So he overworks himself in trying to prove that he's good enough. Sometimes he thinks he isn't good enough to be the Shirai Ryu Grandmaster's partner. Kuai Liang always reassures Raiden that he'll always love him as he is and as he will be.

[jigamaree-writes]

mouthwashing characters dating headcanons!!

warnings: mentions of alcohol, multiple referenced characters deaths (including suicide)

tags: fluff and angst, confessions, romance, friends to lovers, strangers to lovers, mutual pining, canon divergence, long distance relationship, major character death

includes: Daisuke, Anya, Curly

author's note: this is my first time officially writing on tumblr so apologies for any mistakes, can be read as "x reader", accidentally posted this as a wip and it had one like already so sorry to that user i took it down for some time

Daisuke

i believe he would first meet his yet to be partner either at a party on in an arcade

either way he would be absolutely smitten by their looks alone and would start chatting with them and successfully get their number

he started seeing them more, usually going shopping together, playing games, or just hanging out

as time went on he realized that the feeling in his stomach the very first day he saw them wasn't the alcohol from the party nor the nerves from seeing someone so cool – it was much more than that

he had no idea how to approach his little crush with the intention of telling them his feelings since he was already a pretty good friend of theirs and didn't want to loose that friendship or make it awkward if they weren't interested in him

but somehow during one of the hangouts his tongue slipped and he accidentally outed his feelings towards them!

all his worries washed away when they reassured him that they've been feeling the same way since they started spending more time together

he immediately perked up at that and kissed them on the cheek

when he officially gets in a relationship with them he's over the moon and he acts even more positive than usual

Daisuke's love language would be quality time mixed with physical touch

he just loves hugging, kissing or cuddling with his partner, even handholding brings him immerse joy

he's very fond of using pet names for his partner and overuses them a lot

his favourites include: "sweetie", "baby", "beautiful/handsome" or "my everything" as well as some more snarky and playful ones, often based on his partner's appearance or hobbies

god forbid someone asks him about his significant other because he will rant about all the little things he loves about them in perfect detail

he couldn't stop showing off his partner to everyone he knew, he's just so glad to have someone by his side

speaking of – he's extremely clingy, even if his partner hadn't talked to him for two hours, he already misses them

so when his parents basically force him to leave and work for Pony Express you can imagine this poor boy's heartbreak

not being able to see his one and only for such an extended period of time is like a death sentence to him

he offers that his love goes with him, but due to the fact that working on the Tulpar is not a very satisfying and fulfilling job plus the constant harsh environment (not even mentioning the pay) it's understandable they don't want to be stuck in the ocean of emptiness

and even if they did want to go with him, after giving it more thought Daisuke realized that he wound never want to put the most important person in his life at any danger that might be involved in the outer space

while he is extremely down about leaving his other half back at home, he stays hopeful the whole time, keeping a picture of his beloved in his pocket or on the side table next to his bed in the sleeping quarters

his partner (along with the desire to make his parents proud) becomes a sense of motivation for him

even in his last moments, after being injured from crawling though the air vent, all he can think about is how he was never going to make it back and see his love one final time

Anya

when it comes to first meetings i think Anya would either see her future partner one of the times she tried to apply for her medical school or while she was running to clear her mind two blocks away from her own apartment and bumped into them at a corner

if we're going with the second scenario she would apologize tremendously for her carelessness and to her surprise was met with a very positive answer and an invitation to a dinner the next day

few more dates later and she starts developing some serious feelings for the other person and that eventually leads to them becoming a couple

she used to spend most of her time studying so she might not be very experienced in a relationship and needs to warm up to her new role as a girlfriend but she's the most loving and understanding one ever

for a long time she was seriously struggling with getting into medical school, but her significant other encouraged her to go forward and so she never gave up on her dream

by working three times harder than the last time she was awaiting her medical exams with determination and optimism, but unfortunately she failed the tests to qualify for the school yet again...

she was miserable for some time after that, distancing herself from her partner for a few days

to make up for it she and her partner had a movie night, at first she was very apologetic about her behavior but some reassurance from her partner later and her mind was put at ease

i believe her love language would be words of affirmation although she doesn't mind physical touch

she loves to kiss her partner's forehead while holding their face in her hands for sure

Anya's favorite pet names for her partner would be "my dear" and "sweetheart" along with just their name or a sweet nickname she came up with

however if it's her partner using pet names on her? yeah she's absolutely flustered everytime that happens

her favorite aspects of her partner would be the patience they are willing to give her and the support she so desperately needs

when she decided she needed more money to cover for the exams her partner fully supported her with this decision, which eventually lead to her working for the Pony Express

she keeps little notes her partner gave her before she left on the board in her office

she never really shared with anybody that she had a partner back on earth as well as on the Tulpar unless someone directly asked her, she would describe her partner so tenderly that while the majority would find their relationship to be adorable, some people (Jimmy) would mock her for how much she's devoted to her partner

before her ultimate decision of taking the pills she thought about what could've been if she just stayed home and found a different job

she would have never experienced this horrible fate

she couldn't help but muster a smile thinking about her partner, what a pity they never experienced the joy of seeing her finally making her dreams come true

Curly

if he started his relationship while still on Earth he would definitely miss his partner dearly but couldn't help the growing excitement to see them after coming back home

everytime he saw his other half he was happy like it's the last time he's ever going to see them

if Curly came back in the winter season the two would definitely partake in any snow spots together since we know he's a fan of those

if his partner shared his love for the same activities he would be overjoyed, but if they weren't as much into it that's completely fine – he would try to show them all his favourite pastimes hoping his partner would eventually join him but he would never push them to do it

he would acquaint his partner with his family pretty early on in the relationship but not so early it's awkward, he just wants to show off his partner to the closest people in his life

since it's implied he's been working for the Pony Express for quite some time now, it's possible he met his love during one of the hauls, either as a new crew member or someone from a different team

if they were part of his crew the man's attitude towards his partner would stay the same – sure he might be the capitan and is in a position of power but they're still his beloved

sometimes he takes on work that would be usually assigned to his partner to let a little load off their shoulders but he would keep it a secret from them and the other crew members (although he gets accused of favoritism several times)

while he is extremely busy with all the shenanigans going on during the shipping of whatever is in the cargo hold, he always manages to find time for his partner

his love language is definitely act of service

his partner gives Curly a sense of belonging, and even sometimes when he doubts himself as a capitan he knows his partner is there for him

Curly's room is right next to his partner's in the sleeping quarters, although he wishes they wouldn't have to have separate rooms but for some reason the company doesn't acknowledge their relationship because why would they (he still invites his significant other to his room whether it's to cuddle, talk or just to enjoy each other's presence)

he and his partner are basically inseparable

that doesn't change even after the crash takes place, his partner would visit him every day and stay by his side, often taking Anya's task of feeding him painkillers and while it pains them to see him in such a state they know Curly is the one who's in the most pain at the moment

his partner isn't sure if Curly still recognizes them but he always looks around frantically when anyone from the crew escorts them to the sleeping quarters to try and get some rest

following many sleepless nights and witnessing the death of two of the fellow crew members, Curly's partner decided to ultimately end their life, not being able to witness the love of their life suffer any more

they never got to live the life they imagined together and they couldn't even confirm if Curly would notice their lack of presence after they died, however he acted more distressed and was seemingly shrieking when he eventually stopped seeing them

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[dmercer91]

nsfw headcanons, nh13

18+!! nico my beloved

the second half of this is a little (very) feral

nico can be gentle, or he can be rough. either way, he makes sure you’re properly cared for and he checks in on you.

gentle nico is such a sweetheart. he doesn’t tease, doesn’t play around with you, just holds you and kisses you and does whatever it is that’ll make you feel good

he’s heavy on praise and sweet talk, he likes pet names and coddling you.

he’ll guide you, give you steps and rewards and explanation. he likes to have you repeat what he’s saying, and tell him it’s ok.

“gonna press down on your stomach, yeah? i want you to tell me how it feels, what’s changing. i promise it’ll feel real good if you can do that for me, baby,”

“good, that’s good, baby. don’t push it away, let it happen for me,”

he really, really likes to use his fingers on you. he likes the amount of flexibility it has, that he can curl his fingers or spread them and do so many things

he likes that you like it, that just two of his fingers could make you come time and time again

he especially likes bringing his fingers up to his mouth and tasting you while looking right into your eyes.

god his eyes.

you like to give him head, and he likes to guide your head, and sometimes he’ll accidentally fuck up into your throat

“sorry, baby, shit. you feel so fucking good. perfect mouth for me”

his pace once you’ve moved from foreplay to piv is slow, but hard. he presses hard into you, holds your hand and tells you how good you’re taking him

he’s a bit sappy when he’s gentle, mumbling about how much he loves you and how much you mean to him and peppering you with kiss after kiss

he likes for you to come together when he’s gentle, for the two of you to just fall right apart into each others arms and for you to warm him until he finds the motivation to pull out of you and clean you up

sometimes you think he might try and convince you to just go to sleep with him inside (not that it takes much convincing)

he likes how close you feel to him and how it’s not necessarily sexual but still so intimate and soft

on another note, rough nico is a little bit of a brat.

he’s mostly rough when he’s feeling frustrated, so your pleasure is put aside and he just does whatever he wants.

he’ll fuck your throat, bury himself inside you with absolutely no warning, just sort of use you to take out his anger

and you just take it, cause you’re good for him, and he still makes sure he’s not hurting you, so you don’t have an issue

if he does use his fingers or his mouth, you don’t usually get to come, cause you need to ask, and 9 times out of 10 it’s a no, or he’ll move away before you’re close enough to feel the need to ask him

sometimes he’ll edge you over and over, just cause he likes the little power trip

especially when he’s been down, feeling in control and trusted with you makes him so unbelievably prideful and hot

he mixes praise and degradation, and by the end of the night he’s so lost in everything his accent blends his words, but it’s so good

“fucking look at you, god. take me so good, let me do anything i want. prettiest little fucktoy i could ever ask for”

his pace is brutal.

he’s fucking you so rough, just putting everything he has into his hips to let out all his anger.

he’ll move around your legs to try and press deeper into you

he’ll put a pillow under you and watch you try and squirm away

he’ll press down on your stomach and grin if you grip his wrist to pull him away.

he won’t even realize how tight you’re holding onto him cause of his pace until he wakes up the next morning with vibrant red marks on his shoulders and looks over to see your hip bones lightly bruised

on the off night, he maybe has a small (massive) captain kink.

he won’t let you come til you ask for it, just the way he likes.

it doesn’t matter if he’s brought himself over the edge twice already and he’s so sensitive he’s about to lose it. he will not stop until you get to come, but he won’t let you til you ask properly

“please can i cum, captain? been so good, fuck, need- need to cum, captain”

and even if he’s come already, that gives him an unexplainable high

speaking of, he likes to come inside. he’ll keep fucking it back into you, too. his favourite sight in the world is seeing his release gushing from you and dripping down your thighs when you squeeze around him.

and just the trust you have in him, to let him fill you up with the risk of just the pill, he can’t get enough.

i need me a nico, tbh

[twstgarden]

❀ ❝ 𝗽𝗲𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 ❞

━ riddle rosehearts, ace trappola, ruggie bucchi, malleus draconia x gn! reader ━ good old headmaster, dumping his tasks onto you. surely, you're used to this, no? however, this time, you were tasked to take care of a bunny that belonged to a friend of the headmaster. you decided to seek help from your dearest, but how will it go? (f/n means first name)

requested by: @r0sevipxr request type: headcanons requester's message: Hayy, lady phantomhive! First of all i hope you're having a wonderful day,week,month whatever! I apologize if this request is long ish? (BTW I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR AESTHETIC!! Its so elegant and pretty and fairy gala ortho is one of the best and prettiest cards in the whole game!!!) (And im very interested in your skill of writing mystery and horror.. thats so unique!) Im thinking of silly fluff headcanons with Riddle, Ace, Malleus and Ruggie (separated) The backstory is: crowley being his idiot self is accidentally forced to take care of a random old mage's pet bunny for a couple weeks. But instead, he dumps all the work and responsibility on the reader because he has "more important duties to attend to" (👹). Reader asks the character for help! Will we succeed? or almost kill the bunny and crowleys head is chopped off? Who knows! florist's note: hello, dearie. thank you, i hope you're having a great day as well. this request is quite lighthearted, i love it. hope you enjoyed, though i realised some of these are quite short. thank you for the request, little one. &lt;3

this work does not contain spoilers for chapter 7, diasomnia’s arc.

do not steal or translate without my permission.

━ 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 ━

headcanon: riddle can take care of a rabbit effortlessly. you, however, cannot... and it caused you two to lose the rabbit somewhere in heartslabyul's resident building.

"...pardon?"

you and the headmaster were standing face-to-face as he held a bunny with a smile on his face. "i said, can you please look after this bunny for me? i have a meeting to attend to and i cannot bring a pet with me, now can i?" spoke the headmaster once more, making you sigh as you begrudgingly grabbed the bunny from him.

"why me? surely, there are other students that are well-equipped. why not leave him in heartslabyul?" you questioned, raising a brow as the bunny settled in your arms while you were busy talking to the headmaster.

"no time to talk! bye!"

there he goes again. as if he was in a rush, the headmaster runs off, leaving you in the hallway with the white bunny in your arms. you sighed heavily before looking down at the animal that seemed to find your arms a cosy place to nuzzle on.

speaking of heartslabyul, you decided to visit your dearest beloved in case he could help you with your little rabbit duties.

...

"...so you wish to let me assist you in taking care of a bunny that the headmaster entrusted to you?" asked riddle as his gaze flickered between your pleading eyes and the rabbit's innocent one. you nodded in response as you held the bunny upwards, "yes! i'm just afraid i might do something to this bunny accidentally and kill it! the headmaster told me it belongs to his friend and he's supposed to take care of it for a couple of weeks."

"but then, that should be the headmaster's responsibility," replied riddle. you sighed, "but you know he dumps his duties on me..." riddle hummed in response, not wanting to reply further to avoid disrespecting the head mage, even if he knew of his tendencies.

with a sigh and a small smile, he patted the bunny's head, "alright, but there are certain ground rules we need to follow when taking care of a bunny." your eyes lit up with joy as you smiled at riddle, "i knew i could count on you!"

...

"no, wait, f/n! you're not supposed to give milk to an adult rabbit!" warned riddle as he saw you reaching for the milk powder container on the cupboard, making you look back at him with a curious look. "really? the headmaster told me to feed it milk and grass..."

riddle placed his palm on his forehead, "feeding them milk will cause digestive problems, dear. here, you can feed the rabbit with one cup of fresh grass." he then handed you a cup filled with freshly cut grass from the dormitory garden. you thanked him and placed it in the bunny's cage as the animal started to eat its meal, leaving the door of the cage open as you added a cup of clean water beside the grass meal.

once the rabbit started eating, you sighed in relief and smiled at riddle, "thanks for helping out. the headmaster even gave me the wrong information... if it wasn't for you, this rabbit might have had diarrhoea by now."

"you're welcome. i don't think the headmaster has the proper idea on how to take care of a rabbit..." trailed off riddle as he turned around to grab a few things from the cupboard, while you also turned around to grab a glass of water for yourself.

and once you two got back to the kitchen counter, you saw the half-eaten cup of grass and a half-filled cup of clean water in the cage, with no signs of the bunny.

"...where did he go?"

"i don't know..." you replied before you placed your glass on the table and ran off the kitchen to search for the lost rabbit, making riddle trail along with you as he called for his dormmates, ordering them to search for the rabbit at once.

━ 𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙖 ━

headcanon: due to his flamingo and hedgehog care duties, he knew a thing or two when it comes to handling animals - though, he does have a record for sometimes losing them all over the heartslabyul garden. however, this time, he has it under control as long as you take care of the rabbit with him.

"woah~ a bunny!" exclaimed ace as he passed by the hallway and saw you holding a rabbit which was given to you prior to the headmaster's sudden escape. you turned to face him and handed it to him, "hold this for me."

"where did you get this?" asked ace as he held the bunny that you handed to him. "the headmaster is making me take care of it in his stead... you know, as usual," you spoke as you grabbed your smartphone and started searching through the olympus search engine to find ways on how to properly take care of a bunny.

"you're searching? psh, we can handle this! not to brag, but i have taken care of animals in my dorm... well... my demon dorm leader makes me, but... it still counts!" there was a cheeky smile on ace's face as he said those words, making you raise a brow in amusement as you continued reading through the search engine results.

after reading the do's and don'ts and the diet that rabbits should take, you were confident that everything would go smoothly. you followed ace back to your dorm and grim eyed the new intruder with a stink eye, "why is there a rabbit in here?"

"the headmaster dumped it on me," you replied as ace sat on your couch and played with the rabbit, finding it easy to handle it for the time being. grim sat beside ace, looking at the rabbit as he spoke, "so you're on pet-sitting duty? hehehe."

you had a bored expression on as grim tried to tease you, but you knew he was wrapped up in this order as well.

"did the headmaster leave some food for the little thing?" asked ace, making you shake your head. "all he told me was to take care of the rabbit and that it belonged to a friend... and he is supposed to take care of it for a couple of weeks, but he handed it to me," you replied as you started searching through your kitchen cabinets in case you have anything that was supposedly included in the rabbit's diet.

"ehhh~ i'm starting to feel sorry for you," spoke ace in a rather lighthearted tone as he laughed a little, letting you know that he was only joking around and messing with you. "hmph, anyway, i'll drop by sam's and see if he has some rabbit food in there. behave," you spoke, directing your last order to both ace and grim.

they gave you a rather sheepish smile with a thumbs-up, and though you did not trust those smiles one bit, you had no choice but to leave the dorm for a while, hoping they wouldn't do anything and possibly lose the rabbit.

surprisingly, everything was going smoothly. ace lived up to his word as he knew what to do to make sure the bunny remained well-fed, entertained, and satisfied. by the end of the day, you and ace were asleep on the couch, your head on his shoulder and the rabbit on his lap. grim was asleep beside you, resting peacefully after a long day of tending to the rabbit and getting used to the idea of taking care of one.

━ 𝙧𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙞𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙘𝙘𝙝𝙞 ━

headcanon: he knows. he just knows. of course, he won't assist you for free.

"ohh~ a rabbit."

ruggie's voice caught your attention as he peered from behind you while you were standing in the hallway, bewildered at the headmaster's audacity in running off after dumping his responsibility on you. you should have gotten used to it by now, but even then, you still can't believe he has the nerve to do such a thing.

"that headmaster... ugh..." you groaned under your breath, making ruggie laugh a little as he looked at you and then at the bunny. "shishishi, poor n/n~" teased the savanaclaw second year, making you sigh as you looked at him.

"you know how to take care of animals, right? i mean, your best subject is animal linguistics! i'm sure you can talk to this rabbit and figure out what he wants at certain times!" you spoke, aware of your dearest's abilities and hoping he would help you.

"hmmm~ i won't do it for free, though," mumbled ruggie as he was starting to think to himself before giving you his usual grin, "shishi~ how about dinner in exchange for helping you?"

you raised a brow in response, "are you asking me to go on a date or do you actually just want the food?"

"both!"

you laughed a little and sighed, "fine~ my treat." ruggie gleamed with joy as he grabbed the bunny from you and walked with you back to ramshackle. on your way back, you and ruggie were conversing about your day while he pats the head of the rabbit, making you grin a little at how adorable he was.

i mean, technically, you've never seen a hyena with a rabbit, and as far as you know, rabbits are part of the smaller prey that hyenas tend to hunt in the wild.

"i know what that grin means," spoke ruggie as he gave you a displeased expression. you chuckled in response and smiled at him, "i was just thinking that you look quite adorable~ hehehe~"

"hmmm... did the headmaster drop off the food of this little thing, too?" asked ruggie, trying to change the subject as he looked at the rabbit that was eyeing you both. you shook your head in response, "nope, not at all... we should head to sam's shop."

at the end of the day, ruggie seemed to have been taking care of it for the majority of the time. once the rabbit fell asleep, you opted for ordering dinner online to make sure the rabbit wouldn't be left alone in the dorm and may run away due to less supervision.

you were sure grim won't keep an eye on the rabbit, anyway.

as you took a bite of your meal, ruggie seemed delighted to be having his dinner with you in your dormitory. you both were seated on the couch with the television turned on, letting a random channel play through to function as background noise while the rabbit remained asleep in its cage.

"thank you for the meal~" spoke ruggie with a happy tone as he continued having his dinner.

"thank you for helping me," you replied with a smile as you sipped on your beverage, bringing both of your hands up to high-five one another for a job well done.

"shishishi, we make a great team~"

━ 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙪𝙨 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙖 ━

headcanon: though he is knowledgeable, taking care of a small prey like a rabbit is one thing he isn't familiar with. as a result, both of you try to navigate through this responsibility.

"hm? what are you doing in here, dearest?"

malleus' voice caught you off guard as you turned around with the bunny in your arms, looking up at him as you sighed, "ah, the headmaster was here a moment ago. he left me this rabbit to take care of..."

malleus raised a brow in response, "a rabbit? i do not recall the headmaster ever having a pet rabbit..." you chuckled in response, "it belongs to a friend of his and he was supposed to take care of it for a few weeks, but he says he has some 'important things to take care of'."

you rolled your eyes in response before heaving a sigh, holding the rabbit to your chest, "well, at least the rabbit's cute..." malleus hummed in response as you both started to walk together back to your dorm. an idea suddenly came through your head as you looked up at him, "hey, um... mal, can you help me? i don't think i can take care of a bunny alone..."

malleus was stunned to hear your request. though he is quite unaware of pet-sitting a rabbit, he did not want to turn you down. he gave you a smile and said, "you request my assistance? now, how can i say no to your request?"

you smiled, feeling happy that you wouldn't be taking care of a rabbit alone.

needless to say, he was just as clueless as you.

"from my knowledge, the grass is included in a rabbit's diet. however, this one seems reluctant to eat it, " spoke malleus as he eyed the rabbit. they simply stared at the small bowl of grass before them before taking a few steps back, nuzzling themselves in their cage with obvious discomfort.

"...maybe they're not hungry...?" you trailed off, tilting your head as you sighed and patted the bunny's head. malleus seemed disappointed that the both of you were not going anywhere with your pet-sitting duties for the past 3 hours.

you decided to look through some useful sites while malleus stood beside you, watching you navigate through the device and reading through some rabbit care guides. "hmm... we should place the bunny in a quiet and secure place... let's go upstairs," you spoke as you looked at malleus, making him nod in response as you both went upstairs with the bunny.

"and we should bond with the bunny so they warm up to us..." you added as you sat beside the rabbit cage, leaving the door open so they would step out and get used to the environment.

so far, you have been adjusting quite well and it reached the point where the bunny also warmed up to malleus, no longer feeling intimidated and instead, prefers to snuggle with malleus at the end of the day.

it seems as though your temporary pet-sitting unexpectedly turned you both into rabbit parents.

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