#accident of birth

[dickinson-devotee]

Bruce and Adrian — 1997

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔅𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔢 𝔇𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔫 - 𝔐𝔞𝔫 𝔒𝔣 𝔖𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔰

[phoenixcatch7]

Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.

Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.

By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.

She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.

Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.

But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.

Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.

Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.

-

Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.

There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.

The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.

It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.

But nobody else has any idea what to do.

[undertheredhood]

jason todd is much like a typical dad in the sense he will share something extremely outrageous that had happened to him/he did out of nowhere and will never speak of it ever again no matter how many times he’s asked to elaborate.

[birthfan]

Hi!Can I send you request?

Contraction starts during an argument about the carrier cheating on her partner(but actually not,just her partner thought she is cheating)The carrier downplays it and endures the pain alone because they have silent treatment to eachother and stay in different rooms.Later the partner wants to apologize,only find the carrier's water has broken and is about to deliver thr baby soon(in home)

Painful birth.Lesbian couple(or straight if you dont want that)

Is this okay?If it's not,sorry for bothering!

Heyy anon don't worry hehe, no need to be so self conscious, this is a cool idea, hope you like what I came up with

"I know you never thought I was enough!!" Lisa yelled at her Sophie, "Is that baby in you even mine!?!" She said still screeching. Sophie rolled her eyes, Lisa had always had a history of paranoia but it was getting ridiculous, she was carrying her baby for the last 9 months, and yet a saucy message from some rando was enough to have her freak out.

"Lisa I told you it's an unsaved number just someone messaging random people" Sophie said holding her belly as a pain shot through her, "Like I'd believe such bullshit!!" Lisa yelled hitting the table.

"Fuck I can't handle when you're like this, fuck off and leave me alone" She said seeing that her partner was not willing to hear her out, she went to the bedroom and slammed the door behind as she screamed both from frustration and pain into her pillow.

Sophie had been having contractions all morning and just when she was about to tell Lisa, she was digging through her phone and started accusing her of cheating, she hated when her girlfriend let her jealousy get the best of her.

As she layed in bed a painful contraction shot through her as she felt a sudden relief from the pressure followed by fluids spurting out of her, her water broke, she decided to not say anything, if Lisa wanted to keep acting like this she was going to miss the birth of her child.

Sophie slowly removed her soaked pajama pants and her underwear to free access to her vagina, as they reached her ankles she felt another contraction, much more intense then any of the previous ones without the amniotic sac to cushion them.

As the contraction ended she slowly inserted her fingers in her womanhood to check her dilation, before her fingers could reach her cervix she felt the baby's head in her birth canal.

Sophie buried her face in her pillow, arched her back with her ass up as she readied herself to push with her next contraction, her hands ready to grab the side of her bed.

And finally it hit "mmmmnnfffffhhh" she groaned in her pillow to cover the sound as she pushed, her hand moving to her vagina as she let go of the mattress, her lips were bulging with the hard bowling ball like head right behind her puffy lips.

"hmmmn fuck already" she whispered to herself, as she took deep breaths to prepare for the next contraction, her arms went behind the pillow as she knew it'd be incredibly hard to not scream from the pain.

As soon as the next contraction hit her, Sophie pressed the pillow against her face to silence her scream as she pushed, it hurt so bad, her pussy felt like it was on fire, and she wasn't even close to crowning yet.

She almost collapsed as she finished pushing, her hand slowly reaching for her lips to feel them opening up in a slight teardrop shape, she imagined the baby's head was beginning to slowly be visible.

As Sophie began gathering her strength for her next push she heard the door open behind her "Hey babe I'm sorry I shouldn't hav- Oh fuck!!" Lisa interrupted herself at the sight of her girlfriend's ass up in the air exposing her spreading lips as she pushed with her face in the pillow letting out a muffled scream.

Lisa immediately ran to Sophie's side and put her hand on her girlfriend's spreading lips to help them stretch "I'm so sorry" she said as she saw her turn towards her with teary eyes "It hurts so fucking bad" she said.

Lisa hugged her and helped her change position "I'm so so sorry, I let my jealousy blind me and I didn't even notice you were-""Shut up and help me" Sophie interrupted her as now on her back she grabbed her thighs and prepared to push.

The strongest contraction yet ripped through her "HiiiiiiiiiaaaAAAAAAAH SHIIIIT!!" now screaming to her heart's desire as she pushed, her pussy lips spreading more and more, almost looking like they would snap like an overstretched rubber band, and she wasn't at a full crown yet.

"Haaaa FUUUCK, please get it ouuuuut" she screamed as her next contraction was already building up inside her, Lisa sat on the bed in front of her, her hands on Sophie's perineum to help.

"Baby please small pushes or you might risk-" before she could finish her sentence Sophie pushed with all her might "HOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" she screeched as her unprepared lips caused her to tear to make place for the crowning baby's head.

Lisa tried to soothe her girlfriend "Huu fuck this burns so baaad, d-did I rip my pussy open?" Sophie asked in-between sobs "Yeah I'm sorry, I'll call an ambulance as soon as it's out".

Sophie's pained sobbing was interrupted by a groan as she pushed "GnnnnnnnnaaaAAAAAAAH HAAAAA HAAA haaa haaa" her baby's head popped out with a spray of pinkish fluids right in Lisa's hands "Amazing honey, let me check for the cord".

The birthing lesbian panted and moaned while her girlfriend felt around their baby's neck "Ok the cord is around it's neck, don't push until I tell you to, alright?" Sophie nodded as tears streamed down her face.

As Lisa was handling the cord a contraction ripped through Sophie "Hmmm hurryyyy pleaaase" "Just wait a little bit more" she said trying her best.

Sophie bit down on her lip drawing some blood "MmnnnggOOH GOD I GOTTA PUUUSH" "Hold on pleeease.... and I'm done" at the sound of those words she pushed with all her remaining strength, one shoulder popped out, then the other, the baby quickly slid out of her battered pussy into Lisa's arms.

"Oh my god you did it!! We have a son, I swear I'll never let jealousy get the best of me like that again" she said in tears as she held their son. Sophie panted "Hoo you better, I don't want a repeat of this"

[gomzdrawfr]

My fav priceghost / ghostprice dynamic is that whenever Price goes off or starts lecturing shi Ghost just drills his head into any parts of Price like a cat

Price: behave

Ghost: no *headbutts Price and knock him out*

[luanna801]

RIP Jin Guangyao, you would have loved the "Why bastard? Wherefore base?" speech in King Lear.

[prince-liest]

How did you figure out you're aromantic?

Oh, god, what a short question for such a long process, hahaha. First off, didn't figure it out until recently, age 27, but here was the approximate (and very truncated in the amount of internal conflict and introspection involved) step-by-step process:

Figured out I was queer in high school because I felt the same way about women as I did about men! Spent about 5 years thinking I was bisexual.

Figured out that I'm not actually attracted to men when I read a post describing the experience of compulsory heterosexuality and related with it intensely, which was a very freeing experience. Spent 6 years thinking I was a (nonbinary) lesbian!

Hooked up at parties a couple of times out of curiosity and then took up my best friend's offer to fuck and realized that I got the same amount of skin-crawling distaste about that as I did about sexual contact with men, thus realizing I was ace.

Let that domino tip over into the, "Actually, identifying as gay has for a long time given me the same anxiety as I used to feel when I thought I'd have to date a man, and also I'm 27 years old and have never, ever actually wanted to date another human being. When people ask me what my ideal partner is like, I start listing off ways in which they should not bother me or demand my time or be part of my life. Maybe I just don't want... anyone." domino, and the subsequent "I'M FREE!! (from trying to date women)" euphoria was identical to the "I'M FREE!! (from trying to date men)" euphoria, so.

That's where I'm at!

I'm a generally introspective person, but I'm also really great at gaslighting myself into ignoring my own discomfort, so largely it's been, haha, a diagnosis of exclusion. First I excluded men, then the discomfort with women grew large enough that I was able to exclude them as well. Reading about other people's experiences and realizing where they paralleled my own was immensely helpful! So was being close friends with a very poly person who slowly and fully unintentionally changed my perspective on how I view relationships in a very poly-and-relationship-anarchy-as-default way, which incidentally is extremely compatible with aroace queerplatonic ideals and definitely softened me up to be ready to accept that particular realization.

Also, please let this be a sign that just because you identify with one "thing" doesn't mean that you're committing to it forever! <3

[noxious-amillion]

THIS is evil doers @void-chara @whatareyoudoingwithamaserati

[thefreshprinceofjunes]

reading about kh3 gameplay mechanics on the khwiki (cuz i didnt do shit fuck with 99% of them when i played it) and like

the shotlock for oblivion is called ‘dawn eclipse’ in japanese, while oathkeepers is ‘sunset bright’

and i realized

kairi is associated with sunsets, which in kh (and in real life) are symbolic of endings

while riku is associated with dawn/sunrises, which are symbolic of new beginnings

also, dawn eclipse? like the dawn being eclipsed by something?

and sunset meaning the loss of (day)light, while sunrise means the return?

[somecunttookmyurl]

just booked my covid vaccine (unavailable for under 65s doncha know 🤥)

so reminder to my fellow scotland peeps that the NHS Scotland Covid Online Portal is still active, you do NOT need an invite letter to book an appointment, if you've ever had a covid vaccine you can retrieve your details and use it

and you can select any eligibility reason you want because it super does not verify that like at all*. even if it used YOUR medical data for that - which it doesn't beyond linking to to GP surgery and prev vaccine dates - how would they "prove" you're NOT looking after a vulnerable person? yeah. exactly. quite.

go get stabbed

[dickinson-devotee]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔅𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔢 𝔇𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔫 - 𝔄𝔠𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔒𝔣 𝔅𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔥

[elmleif]

Saoirse had every intention of going to the doctor for a check up today to figure out what this mysterious illness could be, but after sleeping through nearly the entire day only waking up to puke, she was reminded of the last time she had these symptoms and decided to take a pregnancy test, just to rule that out. After learning of her low fertility paired with the fact that she was only able to conceive Morning with the help of treatments, Saoirse never would have dreamt of conceiving on her own. Yet, the test was positive. Actually, all four she took were. After the initial shock settled and was replaced with pure excitement, Saoirse ran downstairs to find Cillian in the garden to share the big news. Confused as to what could have his sick wife in such a good mood, Cillian set down his tools and got up to meet her, and when she handed him the positive test he could not believe it. He stared at it in complete disbelief for a moment while she explained that there’s three more positive tests sitting upstairs. He pulled her into the tightest hug and began crying over how happy he is that they’re finally welcoming another member to the family, and that Morning finally gets to be a big sister. Both Saoirse and Cillian had always planned on trying for another baby once the dust settles at the new restaurant, so the timing is just a little overwhelming, but they wouldn’t change a single thing.

[spotinthespiral]

So apparently I never posted him, but here's my Pitty npc because I think my pirate would be far more attached to her Bear Family in Grizzleheim than her birth parents :) (His name is Dain Ironside)

[that-spider-witch]

HSR players, let me get this straight...

Ok, so my main source of knowledge of that game and its characters comes from internet osmosis (Tumblr, cutscenes on Youtube, Tumblr again...), but still, someone fact check me on this because this is hilarious if true:

There's this really smart guy who has done everything in his power to be acknowledged by the Aeon of Erudition (basically the god of knowledge), but said Aeon has never gazed down upon him in spite of all of his hard work and all of his accomplishments. In-game, he is not an Erudition unit, but rather a Hunt one. Makes sense, he wasn't chosen by that Aeon and ended up with something else (To give a Genshin example because same company and because I actually played quite a lot of that one: Kinda like Noelle expected to get an Anemo Vision, and feels conflicted that her Vision is Geo instead), it makes a lot of sense!

Got that? Was everything correct? Good.

Because, there's also this other character: A self-proclaimed "Ninja Hero" girl who's a complete and utter Chuunibyou (before anyone comes at me, yes I know it is a coping mechanism because she has a traumatic backstory, but still). She's part of a faction who are devoted to or at least heavily associated with the Aeon of the Hunt, and "joining the Hunt" and it being "a path of no return" are things that were said to her when she joined the group after one of them rescued her from her traumatic backstory event, back when she was a kid. And joining the Hunt was something she very willingly did.

You'd expect that she'd be a Hunt character then, right? Nope!

She's Erudition.

Let me repeat that:

A genius professor who canonically has, and I quote, "8 PhDs, 1 First Class Honor degree, solved a planet's energy crisis on his own, and cured lithogenesis, the king of diseases, while he was still a young man", has never been deemed as worthy by the Aeon of Erudition. To quote again "Nous (the name of the Aeon) has never batted an eye at him". That's good backstory. That's good lore. It also makes him not being Erudition make total sense. There's probably a whole character analysis you could make as to why he ended up as Hunt, too.

Which is why I find it hilarious that the manga-reading rapper girl who acts and perceives the world around her as if it was an anime-esque videogame (...which I'm just now realizing that in a meta sense it kinda is, but shhhh) is the one who gets to be Erudition instead.

Look, I know for sure that the Aeons don't select which 'Paths' people get, just like in Genshin it is not the Archons who hand out the Visions. (or at least, I don't think they do)

I also know that there might be some of what TV Tropes calls "Gameplay and Story Segregation" going on here.

But still... I love the mental image of this being like that one "i sleep - real shit" meme with Dr. Ratio trying his best to get Nous to notice him and failing, studying hard as he begins working on getting his eighth professional doctorate degree... Meanwhile Nous just looked at this random girl on the streets screaming "This is Ninjutsu Secret Techinque: Dazzling Ninja Seal!" as she's spraying graffiti spray paint on some random creep's eyes and went something along the lines of "This one right here. Yes, this one is worthy."