#access bank

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VERYDARKMAN: Access Bank Will Face The Judgement If They Refuse To Return This Old Woman Money

Unless God is D3@D will you eat this old woman’s fruit of labor just like that #myaccessbank how will your staff treat this old woman like this, l had tears in my eyes listening to what led to the d3^th of her brother and how access bank treated her when she went to get the money in his account that was willed to her,to the point that she was pushed and a$$aulted physically and the same people…

[saynaija]

No N500m Missing From Customer’s Account, Says Access Bank

No N500m Missing From Customer’s Account, Says Access Bank Access Bank has denied claims that N500m is missing from a customer’s account. In a statement issued via its social media accounts on Sunday, the bank maintained that it doesn’t engage in unethical practices or condone them. A social media influencer, Vincent Otse, popularly called VeryDarkMan, in a viral video accused the bank of…

[naijamixedng]

VeryDarkMan opens secrets about missing money, Faults Access Bank with evidence (VIDEO)

VeryDarkMan opens secrets about missing money, Faults Access Bank with evidence (VIDEO) VeryDarkman responded to access bank saying thus:   verydarkblackman @myaccessbank I just your response to the allegations of the missing 500 million naira from a d3@d client account,my first question to access bank,why did the bank statement skip from 2016 to 2020? Where is the statement of 2017,2018 and…

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Access Bank in Court over refusal to make refund for failed contract

Another section of the new road infrastructure linking the ever busy Victoria Island-Lekki Epe Expressway; all delivered by Access Bank in partnership with the Lagos State Government. Photo: Business Hilights. An indigenous group, Satek Nigeria Limited, has dragged Access Bank Plc before a Lagos High Court over the bank’s alleged refusal to refund a contract sum after the said contract…

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Access Bank’s Digital Loan Platform ‘QuickBucks’ Disburses N740bn in 7 Years

Access Bank has revamped its digital loan platform, QuickBucks, to enhance lending services for Nigerian consumers. The platform offers various loan options, including business loans, vehicle financing, and school fees payment. Since its introduction in 2017, QuickBucks has disbursed over N740 billion in digital loans to 18 million customers, with loan amounts ranging from N10,000 to N10…

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RENEWAL NOTICE FOR THE NBA-NHIA GIFSHIP SUBSCRIPTION (PILOT SCHEME- APRIL 2022)

Dear Beneficiaries, Kindly recall that you were onboarded on the NBA-NHIA GIFSHIP Programme by the NBA in April 2022; your subscription was also renewed in April 2023. Please take this as a renewal notice for your subscription, which will expire in April 2024. We advise that you renew your subscription in March to enjoy continued access to healthcare services. The premium rate per subscriber is…

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Wigwe: Life And Times Of A Banking Wizard

On Friday, February 9, 2024, the clock stopped ticking for one of the brightest bankers the African continent has seen, Dr. Herbert Onyewumbu Wigwe, Group Chief Executive Officer, Access Holdings, Nigeria’s biggest financial institution. He was killed in a helicopter crash on his way from California to Nevada along with his wife, Doreen and son, Chizi. In a sober mood, the Board of Direc­tors…

[larryhappiday]

ANALYSIS: How Herbert Wigwe Led Access Bank To Become A Surprising Financial Heavyweight

This analysis looks at one tool that Herbert Wigwe used to turn a relatively unknown Access Bank into reckoning in Nigeria and into a global brand. Under the visionary leadership of Herbert Wigwe, Access Bank has emerged as one of Africa’s most respected and recognizable financial institutions through an uncanny acquisition strategy. Beginning with the audacious acquisition of the formerly larger…

[ekechi]

HERBERT WIGWE - EXPLORING DEATH, MEMORIES, AND REFLECTIONS: EMBRACING THE FRAGILITY AND ENIGMA OF LIFE"

Life is indeed a strange and unpredictable journey. The NEWS, yesterday, of the tragic passing of Herbert Wigwe, of Access Bank Plc, along with his wife, son, and others, has left the nation in a state of sadness. The media wasted no time in spreading the news, and social media platforms are now flooded with sincere and insincere expressions of grief and heartfelt messages. But amidst all the…

[wamathai]

Access Bank acquires Stanchart subsidiaries in four African countries

Access Bank has acquired four subsidiaries of Standard Chartered Bank  in Angola, Cameroon, The Gambia, and Sierra Leone. Stanchart has also It will also be offloaded its Consumer, Private & Business Banking business in Tanzania. Each transaction remains subject to the approval of the respective local regulators and the banking regulator in Nigeria. The announcement was made today at Standard…

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no, but really, we need to talk about the casual objectification that has become the fallback discourse of the internet: if you're pretty and dressed nicely, you're a slut. and if you're even vaguely outside of their body standard, you're fucking disgusting.

too-frequently, people position sex workers as being "the problem". they sneer you're addicted to pornography, you don't know what a real woman looks like. but real women are in pornography. the real bodies on display are not the issue here: the issue is that other people feel extremely confident when commenting on someone's physique.

2000's super-thin is slowly worming its way back into the public ideal. recently i saw someone get told to "go for a run", despite the fact she was on the thinner side of average. not that it would ever be appropriate to say that: but it's kind of like sticker shock when you see it. people think that is fat? holy shit. do they just have no idea about things?

but what are you going to do about it? that's the problem, right. because chances are - you're a normal person. we can say normalize carrying fat on your body, but we are not the billion-dollar diet industry. we are not the billion-dollar fashion industry. we are just, like. people. who are trying to make content on the internet, without being treated shittily.

as someone who has been on both sides of things: you are treated better when you are thin and pretty. this is statistically correct. i am not saying that you cannot be bullied for being thin; i'm saying there are objective institutional biases against certain bodytypes. there are videos of men and women who lost weight all saying: i now know for a fact exactly how much worse you're treated. in the comments, some asshole inevitably says something akin to you deserved to be dehumanized when you were fat.

which means that ... the easiest thing to do is be pretty and thin. it is the path of least resistance, because of course it is, because any time you post a picture of yourself without a thigh gap, someone immediately comments something like you need to try a diet.

the other half is also dehumanizing though, huh, just in a different way. when i put on makeup and nice clothes, i am told i slept my way to the top as a professional. do you know how many women in STEM have told me they purposefully dress to "unimpress" because they already struggle to be taken seriously and if they're ever considered pretty - it for some reason takes away from their authority.

so they make it seem like it's your fault. you, existing in a body - it's your fault! if you didn't want shitty comments, don't have a body. they position us against each other like chess pieces; vying for male attention we don't even need.

and i can be an authority on this unless you think i'm fat and unattractive. when i am pretty and thin, i'm an activist. when i am just a normal person who makes a good point: i am immediately dismissed. nobody fucking believes you if you're not seen as attractive. you literally lose value. you cease to exist.

but the whole time, it feels like - is anyone actually grounded the fuck in reality? the line of "pretty and thin" keeps shifting. nobody seems to understand what "a normal weight" even looks like, because it's not something that exists - you cannot tell a person's health by looking at their body. even if you think you could tell that, even if you're sure a person is dangerously overweight - people are not your dolls. they do not need to be dressed up or displayed properly to soothe your aesthetics. you aren't concerned for them, you're stealing their agency. you don't get to say if they're "allowed" to take pictures and post them on the internet - you don't get to tell them how to exist.

people hide behind "the obesity epidemic" without any actual qualifications. they crow things about "normalizing unhealthiness".

but it's bullshit. i have visible abs. there is a pair of parallel lines on my body, even when i'm relaxed; where my obliques meet my abdominal wall. i am proud of this because it means i'm strong, because i overcame an eating disorder only to be ripped as fuck. it is genetic and physical luck that i even get any definition, i'm pleased as punch.

but it does mean that my abdominal wall sticks out a little bit. the other day i posted a video of myself dancing, and, for a moment, my shirt slipped. you could see a little bit of my stomach. i was cartwheeling to the floor. moments before this, i'd had my foot over my head.

a guy slid into my DMs. a row of vomiting emojis prefaced: you should really lose some weight before you think about dancing.

i stared at it for a long time. there was a time when i would have been triggered by this, where it would have encouraged me to starve myself. i would have ignored the fact i'm flexible, agile, good at jumping: i would have lost the weight for a stranger's passing comment. i would have found myself and my body fucking disgusting.

and for what? to please what? because why? so that he can exist in this world without an unchallenged eyeball? what would my self-hatred even accomplish? usually i write paragraphs. obviously. on this particular occasion, in this body i've been at war with for ages: i just felt exhausted.

it shouldn't be even worth saying. it shouldn't be hard to explain. all of this emotional turmoil when he cannot even comprehend the most basic truth: i am not an object on display for him.

[jockbots]

At any given point, assume I am thinking about Commander Cody

[touchaheartnews]

Access Bank Raises N442 Billion Capital Through Syndicated Tier II Facility 

TOUCHAHEART – In a significant stride towards fostering economic growth, Access Bank PLC, sub-Saharan Africa’s largest bank by customer base, has celebrated a landmark moment in its partnership with the Dutch Entrepreneurial Development Bank (FMO). The occasion marked the signing of a monumental syndicate Tier II Facility agreement of USD295 million (equivalent of about N442,500,000,000),…

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Since I have the first three chapters of the next installment of the House of Elle series more or less finished and I'm going to start posting stuff soon(ish), here be a few out memes for things going on in this one 😄

(The corrupted text on the second to last one is intentionally unreadable, it just says "Eldritch Text Because Spoilers" because, you know, spoilers haha)

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[larryhappiday]

BREAKING NEWS: Tragedy Strikes Access Bank First Family, Herbert Wigwe, Wife And Two Children Feared Dead

Unconfirmed reports suggest that Access Bank CEO Herbert Wigwe, his wife, two children, and a member of the renowned Ogunbanjo family may have been aboard an ill-fated helicopter flight that crashed near the California-Nevada border on Saturday night. Witnesses described seeing a Eurocopter EC130 suddenly plunge to the ground around 10 pm near the remote desert community of Nipton, California.…