#accelarator

[ganondoodle]

i feel so silly (derogatory) barely doing a shitty doodle a day while others just .. make entire comics in the same time

not as in wishing them ill, i just , god, i wish that was me lol

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

just remembered when i screenrecorded the i could be on my knees in a second clip and sent it to my friends like guyyyssss you've gotta watch this show it's so crazy!!! this part in particular is so compelling to me but idk why haha!!! one thing about me is im going to think with my pussy before my head figures it out

[sciencesolutions]

[iamlisteningto]

Lila Tirando A Violeta & Sin Maldita’s Accelarated

[ettadunham]

i think i accidentally speedran a lae'zel romance on this shadowheart run i just started

[peppermintbutch]

Experiencing symptoms of "lost summer" due to not having gone to the beach this year AGAIN

[neighbourhoodtwo]

survived my first driving lesson 👍

[star-shaped-thoughts]

The way I live my life as if I could survive of 5 hours of sleep each night

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[thenukacolachallenge]

....luis serra is only 28 at the time of his death.

he is younger than me.

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[girl-lostconnection]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Simon from Accelaration AU texting his bird as soon as he got out of the grave:

(I’m having too much fun on Pinterest today)

[sciencesolutions]

[fangswbenefits]

Another Chance

𓂅 𓄹 Summary: You go into labour and all you know is that you need Miguel more than ever.

𓂅 𓄹 Pairing: Miguel O’Hara x spider-woman!reader

Mentions of childbirth. Dad Miguel. Comfort. Fluff. Happy father’s day to the best of the best!

“I'M GONNA KILL MIGUEL O’HARA!”

Usually, that sort of threat would send everyone that was standing around you into an uproar. But given the extremely specific set of circumstances, they merely exchanged understanding glances, returning their attention to the task at hand.

“Jess… I’m going to kill him.”

The pain of the contractions felt too unbearable and gritting out empty threats was the only relief you could find right now.

“You have my blessing,” she nodded, giving your shoulder a reassuring squeeze. "But for now, we need to deliver the baby."

It was too early. This wasn't supposed to happen right now... not like this.

A spider-nurse approached you with a fetal heart monitor to strap around your belly. Your already accelarated heart nearly imploded at the sight, fearing what the machine might reveal.

"Jess... I can't do this..." your voice broke.

Where is he...

Where is Miguel?

Your friend glared at you with kind eyes, swipping a piece of cloth along your sweat-drenched forehead. "You can and you will."

As another contraction tore through your body, you barely managed to grab the railings of your bed with a huff of pain. The spider-nurse was done setting the monitor and was now probing your arm for a vein.

"Where is Miguel?" you managed through laboured pants. "Lyla... where is he?"

The AI's hologram appeared from the watch on your wrist, that Jess promptly removed. You gave her a confused look, but it was probably for the better.

"He should be here soon. The anomaly is—" Lyla was cut off immediately by Jess.

The heart monitor was switched on and the room went suddenly eerily too quiet, save for your gasps.

Tense seconds rolled by that felt like excrutiating hours, until the sound of a thudding heart was heard.

"Slightly accelerated heartrate going at 191 beats per minute," spider-doctor informed. "The baby might be in distress."

Panic took over. "Do something! Miguel!"

The team attending you were working relentlessly, but no consolation came. The pain was borderline unbearable and your fear for your child's life.

... and Miguel was not here.

"You need to push," one spider-nurse said.

"Push," Jess urged. "You're doing great," she added with a warm smile.

She kept trying her best to soothe and guide you through the untimely turmoil, but it wasn't until your eyes caught a flash of two sets of claws tearing through the barrier of time and space in the middle of the room that you allowed yourself to slump back into your bed.

A cry of relief broke from deep within you as a fully suited Miguel O'hara emerged through the portal, sprinting to your side. The mask vanished instantly as he framed your face with both hands.

"I'm here."

You started sobbing uncontrollably when he planted a kiss to your forehead.

"Boss, she's fully dilated," spider-doctor spoke. "We really need her to push now."

"Miguel... this wasn't..." you stammered, gritting your teeth as the crescendo of another contraction began. "Where... I—”

He hushed you and anchored you through the pain. "You have to push, okay?"

Compared to a few minutes ago, Miguel's presence was nothing short of absolute comfort. But it wasn't enough the push away the fear that had overtaken you.

Jess was still by your side, whispering encouraging words as the staff worked in between your spread legs. Your vision blurred momentarily and you felt the sudden and overwhelming urge to push.

"This is all your... fault," you seethed at Miguel.

"On that much we can agree," he said softly, his thumbs brushing away the tears that mixed with sweat down your cheeks. "Push."

Blaming him was just a quick way to ease some of the frustration. He wasn't to blame. You had both wanted this.

"I can see the head!" you heard someone announce.

Miguel offered his hand for you to grip as you pushed. "I'll break it," you warned.

"You won't."

"He deserves it," Jess said teasingly.

But Miguel was right. As strong as you were — and the strength that women in labour were capable of mustering — you wouldn't even cause a dent in him. He was strong enough for the both of you.

"What´s taking so long?" his faint voice filled your ears.

"Almost there."

Suddenly, he had cradled your face in his large hands once more, forcing your eyes to fix on his. "You can do this. I'm so proud of you," he said, pecking the tip of your nose.

The air in your lungs was suddenly forced out with a finally throat-ripping grunt.

"It's here!"

You collapsed, feeling Miguel's arm promptly offering support on your back. A screeching sound of distress reverberated through the walls.

"It's a girl," one spider-nurse informed.

Even through your hazy eyes you were able to see Miguel's face, eyes transfixed on the little squirming baby that was being placed on your chest.

She was crying her heart out as someone who has been ripped from all the comfort and security a place could offer.

But now she had you and Miguel.

"She takes after you," you teased with a faint smile. "Already being so dramatic."

He chuckled, eyes permanently glued to the wailing baby. "I'm not dramatic. Just intense."

"Yes. Intensely dramatic.”

Miguel fell silent as he stroked a finger along the back of one soft tiny hand, miniscule fingers wrapping around it reflexively. The cries stopped abruptly.

His face softened and you wondered if he was about to tear up. He had longed for this for such a long time.

"Miguel?" Jessica said, covering your child with a towel.

He seemed too lost in his own thoughts, glaring at his daughter in a way that overwhelmed you. Like it was meant to be.

"I'll be going now," she said, offering you both a warm smile before leaving.

Suddenly, you realised Miguel was inspecting each limb with utmost attention. "What are you doing?"

He cleared his throat, placing a tiny hand on the palm of his. "Oh... uh... just counting how many fingers and toes she has."

"All five?" you offered with a chuckle.

"All five."

"No talons?"

He glared at you as if taken aback, then smiled. "Maybe one day."

"Do you think she'll have your fangs?"

"Oh, I hope not," he said, slowly checking the baby's bare gums. "That would be painful."

You then allowed yourself to take in the sight of your now relaxed daughter that lay on top of you. The wispy beginnings of hair that covered the top of her head were dark. Babies don't tend to resemble either parent when they're born - or so Miguel had once told you - and you couldn't wait to find out.

"What if... she doesn't like me?" he whispered, caressing a puffy cheek.

You almost chuckled, but he was dead serious. "She'll love you."

He leaned to place a kiss to your temple. "Thank you."

"For what?" you asked, feeling your heart bursting with absolute adoration for him.

"For giving me another chance at being a father."

Masterlist

[sallie-nathalies]

How to lost Bachelors and Bachelorettes interest? A guide in easy steps.

They have a huge crush on you, but you messed up. How?

SHANE:

Mess with Jas or animals (specially his chickens), and you’ll regret it. He will never forgive you for that. You think he was rude and mean when you first met him? That was nothing. He can be much, much worse. But if you really hurt Jas (physically or emotionally) he won’t hesitate to retaliate.

ELLIOT:

Proclaim yourself a writer too, and use AI to create texts. He knows writing it's difficult, and he understands the anxieties behind putting your heart into something. He will never look down on you, and if you ask him, he will gladly help you write and improve your writing skills if you ask—anything. He will give you a chance, but if you keep insisting... he will just give up. You are not honest.

HARVEY:

He is the oldest of all the marriage candidates, and he wants to get married and have children. Anything that suggests that you are not taking the relationship seriously, or you are not into him, or you are unsure about sharing the same values is more than enough for him to lose interest in you.

SAM:

Be mean to his family. Come on! He is a family man. If you want to see a not-so-happy side of him, punch Vincent, laugh at his mother, or make a cruel joke about his father's PTSD. Do any of these things, and it's over. He will openly tell you how horrible you are, and you will never see him again.

SEBASTIAN:

Dismiss his dreams and projects. You won’t even realize you messed up because he is so introverted that he won’t tell you. But slowly, you’ll see him vanish from your life, distancing himself from you. Your deep conversations will become shallow. But if you want accelarate the process, just compare him to Maru.

ALEX :

Play games on him. Look, he’s popular, OK? He has abs, muscles, a nice tan... He has plenty of girls after him! But he chose you, and he doesn’t like being treated badly. Don’t follow the 'three-day rule' or any of that BS, because he can easily text another girl. If he’s enamored with you, it’s probably because he has opened up and told you how he still struggles with abandonment issues and the fact that you ignore that... He is too proud to deal with these games.

EMILY:

Laugh at her beliefs—but actually mock them. She can tolerate some banter (she puts up with Shane, who is basically an atheist), but if you genuinely disrespect her beliefs, or you are the type of person who brings her tons of essays about why cleansing rocks don't work and made your goal to teach her the reality, let's say she won’t be amused by your passion. She will openly tell you that your vibes are turbulent and walk away.

HALEY:

Laugh at her sister’s weirdness. She knows Emily is weird, but Emily also took care of her for the past few years. She’s her older sister, and she loves her. She also wouldn’t believe you’re serious about her or the relationship if you openly mock the only relative she has. Like, shouldn't you at least pretend going along with her family?

MARU:

Be dumb. But really dumb. She knows she’s smart and accepted long ago that it would be difficult to find someone as intelligent as her. She doesn’t care about that. But if you say something extremely stupid or ignorant—like claiming that cats and dogs are the same species, that Spain is in Mexico, or that the Moon is farther than the Sun—and, even worse, you refuse to be corrected… let’s just say she won’t be able to see you attractive anymore.

PENNY:

Be immature. Not childlike, not being playful, not being carefree, I mean truly immature. If you throw a tantrum because you didn’t get your way or refuse to do household chores because they’re ‘I don't want to’ she’ll probably think, ‘My God, even Vincent and Jas don’t act like this.’ She will realize, that you are worse than literal children, like eeeeeeek. And that’s it. She’ll never call you back.

LEAH:

Be like her ex. Seriously, act like Kel—be possessive, abusive, and an idiot. Her breakup is so recent that it would be very easy to compare you to her ex. It’s unavoidable. She doesn’t want to get back with them or fall for someone like him/her again

ABIGAIL:

Say that you're a redpill follower and that trad-wives are way better... YIKES! No, just no. That’s the complete opposite of her personality, and you’re coming across like an internet troll who barely leaves his room. Plus, she’s not okay with discussing women who would enjoy being a housewife being treated as an appliance for you commodity instead of humans which you reach an agreement.