#academia cackles

[zukyto-tww98]

[schpeenor]

so i saw this screenshot somewhere and it made me think of spinner and dabi so i whipped together this messy ass thing.

[candiiee]

ᴅᴇᴋᴜᴛᴏʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀᴛᴇᴇɴ: ꜰᴀᴠ ʜᴀɪʀꜱᴛʏʟᴇ

summary: you try to tame Izuku’s hair

warnings: slight swearing, pathetic izuku

an: I laughed

Y/n’s quirk is basically giving people’s glowups, they don’t go to UA.

“Please Y/N I’m begging you! Help me with my hair!” Izuku pleaded, clinging onto your legs as you try to shake him off.

“Let go! It’s not my fault you don’t take care of it!” You shoot back, trying to pry his hands away.

He sniffled, gripping on all the harder. “It’s my graduation! I can’t show up like this!”

“Your normal hair is just fine!” You snap, “It looks fucking fluffy!”

He pouts, “Please..I’m begging!” He gives you puppy eyes, and his tears help him look all the more adorable.

You give him one half hearted shake, then groan, “Fineeeee…but this is one exception.” You grumble, finally pulling him off your leg.

He immediately beams, “thankyourthankyouyou’reamazing, like marry m-“

You cut him off with a wave, “Yeah yeah, I’m amazing.” You say, not quite hearing his words.

“Now get off the floor. You look pathetic.” He did so, and followed you like a puppy to your house.

You sit him down, and immediately start scrutinizing him, and he sweat drops, unused to such a calculating gaze, despite having been in war.

After a bit, you nod, “Alright. Your hair is salvageable.”

He half glares at you, and you grin, messing his hair up even more, “Relax. I’m just teasing.”

He rolls his eyes, “Naturally.”

“Now don’t get sassy young man. I have to make you look presentable to get laid.”

He goes red, “L-Laid?!” He starts to frantically move his hands.

You smirk, “Relax.” He goes silent, but still a bit red.

You start to work your magic, combing, cutting just a bit, using gel.

Finally, it’s done. (Think hairstyle in the promotion for the new movie)

You pass him a mirror, smiling, “I think this might be my best work.”

Izuku stares at his reflection, staying silent for a bit, worrying you. Then he looks at you, “Thank you!” He bursts into tears.

You pause, “Hey, quit crying. You’ll mess it up.!”

He sniffles, wiping his nose with his sleeve. “Sorry, but I’m just so grateful!”

“I can tell. Now keep that hair safe, got it?” You say, smiling softly.

He nods, then unexpectedly gives you a hug. You freeze, but accept, patting his back, “Yeah, Yeah, I’m amazing. Now, go get dressed. You graduate in two hours. See ya there, alright?”

He nods, wiping his nose one more time, “I don’t know what’d I do without you..”

Oh. He was getting all touchy feely. You immediately wave his words off, “It’s alright. Now go.” He nods, looking like he wants to say one more thing, but leaves.

“Bye.”

You sigh, running a hand through your hair. “See ya..”

@candiiee 2024

prompts by @getstarried

Taglist: @dokidokidraft @mo0nforme

[onesmolbean49]

CW // Blood

Shoutout to feral men. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[ryan-nugenthopkins]

"What electives did you take in your undergrad? I know there's some requirements for English in American -" "I took ballet," Jeremy blurts out. "For my art elective." Dr. Ullmark blinks. Rubs his eyes. "Ballet," he repeats. "I played hockey in undergrad," says Jeremy meekly. "Goalie. The - the ankle flexibility -" "Yes, I can see the value of... dance, for netminding," interrupts Dr. Ullmark, but there's the start of a smile dancing on his lips. "I'm not sure how useful ballet will be for Scandinavian poetry, but I'm sure we can make it work together?" Jeremy's fucked. In more ways than one.

Dr. Linus Ullmark is in… a state of a transition. Being a sessional lecturer at a school better known for its biology programs than its literature research is fine for now. He just needs hear back on that professorship in Ottawa. Or the applications for positions back in Sweden. Or even that research fellowship in Norway, of all places. Until then, he’ll grit his teeth and keep teaching introductory comparative literature at Boston University, because something better is bound to come eventually.

It’s only classic for administration to drop a random TA into his lap after he’s specifically said that he doesn’t need one. It’s even better that this Jeremy Swayman is a PhD candidate from the natural sciences faculty, and likely can’t tell expressionism from surrealism. But making ends meet as a grad student is difficult enough, and if the paycheque isn't coming out of his research grants, Linus really wouldn’t mind an extra body during seminars. All the guy has to do is sit in on lectures and answer student emails. How bad could it be?

Two things go wrong at the very start — Jeremy knows less about literature than Linus could even fathom, and he is painfully earnest about trying his best to be a good TA despite this fact. At least he’s cute, even if Linus would prefer maybe 40% of his current energy.

It's fine. Linus just needs to get through this semester like a professional.

Jeremy Swayman is a PhD student studying Environmental Science at Boston University, and he’s damn good at it. It’s a shame that living in Boston is as expensive as it is, but he’s been able to supplement his scholarships with teaching labs around the department for the past two years of his degree. But when his usual positions fall out from under him, the university presents him a TA position in the Literature department, of all things. Jeremy can’t do anything but lie egregiously about his qualifications and accept it. How hard could an introductory comparative literature course be to bullshit, anyway?

Of course, it then goes to shit almost immediately when Dr. Ullmark clocks him as embarrassingly underqualified. But he hires him anyway, and Dr. Ullmark has a quiet but wicked sense of humour, and is ever so patient when walking through the course assignments with him, and doesn’t laugh meanly at his attempts at pronouncing the author names on the reading list, and —

Jeremy may be falling a little too fast. For an Arts prof, of all people.

As the semester begins, will Linus and Jeremy figure out how to run the course together despite their differences? And is something else brewing on the horizon?

Academia AU Swaymark for @ullybug :3

[julietasgf]

sejarcus in an academic rivals au, except only marcus thinks they are rivals bc sejanus wants to kiss him from day one

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Shouto: my friends are typically very nice. But they’re also assholes.

Shouto: I was on the phone with some of my class yesterday and Iida’s brother comes in and gives him something that he said reminded him of Iida

Shouto: after ingenium leaves, Iida turns back to his phone and goes, “Shouto, that’s what familial affection looks like if you were wondering.”

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Izuku: Thanks for helping me train blackwhip, Tokoyami!

Tokoyami: Of course, Midoriya. I’ve been thinking - you should come up with an ultimate move for blackwhip. Maybe something utilizing it for range attacks - like how I use Dark Shadow.

Izuku: Actually I already have a move in mind. I extend blackwhip from my back almost like wings and I call it… *steps closer to Tokoyami and strokes his face*…beautiful bird.

Tokoyami: *blushes*

[harumichan12]

I will be honest.... Mirio peach scene is soo cringe, I love him but I don't want to see his cheeks not in serious moment!

( I don't want to put image lol )

[pink-inthenights-blog]

It would be so funny if one of them were to post Henry in TikTok and the comments are filled with "office siren" or "Henry WINTER💜"

[zukyto-tww98]

Intenté ser como Mim , fracase .

Intenté ser como Amelia , fracase .

Intenté ser como Constance , fracase .

Crei que era como Mildred, y me equivoqué.

Soy más como la maestra Bam y me siento orgullosa de ella .

[spookyanimelover97]

No one:

Literally no one:

Bakugou: Damn NUTSACK FACE🤬🤬

😂😂😂

[number1birby]

I’m bored and it’s summer so here’s one of my favorite MHA headcanons!

Izuku gets bribed, by Nezu, with fancy pens and notebooks (the ones with the smooth thick paper) to Analyze other students quirks during the sports festival.

[helloiamadrawer]

SPOILERS for MHA Episode 6 from the main x account the theme is

Crazy Ahh Monoma

[montanabohemian]

absolutely obsessed with these language options on a job application:

[stonerundump]

he thinks he's sneaky