#abstinence til i die

[isogenderskitty]

i’ve been thinking about this edit idea all day so i had to make it before i went to bed or i’d go goddamn bananas

anyway in case you haven’t heard, lumber axe & max jägerman are the same guy and this theory is my roman empire

[goldrushrunning]

so til kellogg didnt make corn flakes to prevent masturbation but he did have some weird vendetta against sex and is probably the source of the 'healthy food has to be bland as hell' mentality

[pepsimaxolotl]

hey tumblr which image should i ask the librarian to print for me

[givelifetoaworld]

you guys don’t get the cringe here yet but due to hyperfixation™️ my partner and i have been morally terrorizing indie animation series subreddits and accidentally (purposefully) causing intense discourse wars between the people who want the characters to fuck nasty and the people who want the characters to practice abstinence til they die. i’m about to make a post asking this subreddit if they believe the characters would be Christian

[sig-nifier]

can’t stop thinking about speaker travis and my name is sprite pepsi and i’m abstinence til i die!

[sk8ercrazy]

My name is DateCrazy and I’m abstinence til I die!

Remember DATES are cool but DATING is not

[noroalia]

hey what would you guys' cool teen names be?

[blazerought]

Keith’s dog? Definitely listens to everyone else more than he listens to Keith.

[tart-fruit-boi]

[xoshepard]

griffin on mbmbam: my name is SPRITE PEPSI, and i'm ABSTINENCE TIL I DIE.

griffin on monster factory: I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!

griffin on the adventure zone: When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying; others are abrupt and unfair; but most are unremarkable, unintentional and clumsy.

[spookymovie]

I love griffin mcelroy because he says things like “our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives and with each moment we spend with those people” but he also says things like “my name is sprite pepsi and I’m abstinence til I die”

[pepsimaxolotl]

Long awaited good lighting “my name is sprite Pepsi and I’m abstinence til I die” photo

[camelpimp]

"I'm Kiryu Kazuma and I'm abstinence 'til I die."

[calculator-menace]

I misread this as "sprite".

My gender is spite.

[realbigpodcastslut]

I completely forgot how to embroider but that's not going to stop me from making pillows with podcast quotes.

So far I want to do:

"My name is Sprite Pepsi and abstinence 'til I die" -mbmbam

"Shrimp heaven now" -mbmbam

"Average Height Medium Rage" -kfam

"I think dogs should vote" -monster factory

"Abraca-Fuck You!" -taz

"Wednesday is cancelled due to a scheduling error" -wtnv

And for less feral ones:

"Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you" -wtnv

"You're going to be amazing" -taz

"Bad times are tough but not tougher than me" -kfam

Feel free to write suggestions. I hope to get a few done before I move to Maine :)

[kouje]

lmao im NOT gonna write smut bc i want mom to read my stuff like some kind of freak but I WANT TO. i will NOT. my name is sprite pepsi and im abstinence til i die