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muffinlance · 7 months ago

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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bruciemilf · 1 month ago

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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

#‘bRuce cOulD do MoRe fOr gOthAm-‘ yall are lucky he didn’t burn that place to the ground the second he hit 18 #like EXCUSE ME. going absolutely feral at Gotham’s mob bosses lining up at the Wayne’s funeral going like #‘gimme a call if you need anything kiddo’#GIRL?? Anyway Bruce is the angel of small death and the codeine scene hozied sings abt #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman #dc #text #text post

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personal-ly · 7 months ago

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It's insane how casually the calls to end a genocide, not just the students in Columbia University but pro Palestinian views in general, are labelled as terrorists. The audacity to still publicly support Israel's actions even after the horrific bombings these last months and then turn around to say that the ones who oppose it are violent anti semites is just baffling

#columbia university #free palestine #Israel doesn't even give a shit about the hostages #we're absolutely failing as a species because wtf is going on

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singswan-springswan · 2 months ago

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In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

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bugthingsdaily · 5 months ago

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today's bug thing is the bug carousel at the Bronx Zoo!

#wow i absolutely need to go here so so bad #bug thing #structure #bugs #insects

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gossippool · 2 months ago

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one of the funniest parts of the honda odyssey scene is right after logan pulls the car over because he's so obviously burning with rage over wade lying to him, but then wade says he made an "educated wish" and that bewilders logan so much he goes from being mad to just blinking and staring at him like this

and then wade goes on that long spiel about how he needs to save his family and at the end of all that logan just says "did you say you made an educated fucking wish?" his baffled ass was NOT listening 😭

#user: gossippool 😝#gossippool metas #ish #go watch the actual scene because the way logan blinks once and then tilts his head in just absolute confusion is SO FUNNY #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool & wolverine #poolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #wolverine #logan howlett

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clownsuu · 3 months ago

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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

#I forgot how to color gold for a hot second too holy moly #That’s it that’s the post LMAO #Gravity falls #Gravity falls stanley #stanley pines #Despite the random art block- I am still freaking out and absolutely ADORING both him and ford..#I love them equally- there is no better twin outta the twos smhh #Except one of them is currently going through old man doomed toxic yaoi and it’s EXTREMELY funny

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bats-baby · 6 months ago

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kinda glad part 2 came out during June so I can wish these two a happy pride month 😚🫶🏼🏳️‍🌈

#bisexual Benedict is canon and he’s going to find Sophie in season 4??? I literally win.#Francesca is sapphic and Michaela is absolutely gorgeous omg #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton s3 #pride month #benedict bridgerton #francesca bridgerton

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emotional-moss · 4 months ago

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sorry for resorting to a meme about this but people are making me mad 👍

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seths-rogens · 8 months ago

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i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

#i’m onto absolutely nothing here i’m just making connections #i don’t even go to 2 of these fandoms!#also congrats 911 fandom for bi buck!#happy for y’all <3 #stevebucky #stucky #steddie #buddie #ed x stede #bucky barnes #steve rogers #steve harrington #eddie munson #evan buckley #eddie diaz #stede bonnet

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basshole-astard · 1 year ago

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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!!#its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!!#drinks #heat #dehydration #this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also #this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated #because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything #listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!!#drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything #please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!!#honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets #but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane.#it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration #YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!

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ratbaby15 · 5 months ago

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Got inspired, made something, hope you enjoy.

Pretty accurate if I do say so myself.

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tipsywench · 3 months ago

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This wonderful fan account on instagram Imane_Khalif_10 has been translating interviews and this is the funniest one so far (edit: apparently she's deleted her account or switched to a different name)